02-22-2006, 01:30 PM
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Sad Old Fan
Join Date: Mar 2005
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Why Xander is great and you should all agree
* Xander is the only Ranger in history to try reasoning with the monsters before fighting them.
* Xander is a middle-manager, and he has the whole thing worked out from the jump- it's all about sitting on your arse, getting someone else to do the work, and coming up with some excuse to cover up you're not doing anything. And you get paid!
* Xander was able to say the line "Strong As A Tree!" without corpsing.
* Xander is Australian. Australia produced Kat Hillard and Round The Twist. Xander thus becomes cool by association.
* He's able to beat up zombie hordes with leaves. LEAVES!
* Xander believes in magic. You don't. He can teleport through trees, while you still have to use the bus. You suck.
* See that massive beating he took from the Hideacs? Note how he didn't seem bruised or hurt at all afterwards? That's how hard he is.
* Xander used his powers for personal gain and didn't lose the protection of the Power. He then went and defaced Zordon's grave, while going "Nyaaaa! In your face, baldy!".
* The real reason Koragg decided to spare the Rangers after defeating Udonna? He was scared that Xander might beat him up.
* In the preview, he's shown saving Nick's butt from some giant fanged tentacle monster. Not only does this mean he can kick more arse than the Red Ranger, but it also means Xander can beat up Cthulhu.
*Where did Nick's vision come from? Xander sent it.
* When Hikaru tried pimping in Briarwood without paying Vida's protection money, Xander personally beat him up and took over his operation.
* Xander is responsible for the demise of Blake Foster's career.
* Xander waves his arms in the air like he just don't care.
* When Xander found out Michael Bay was doing to direct the Transformers movie, he murdered Bay, flayed his corpse and walked around in his skin impersonating him so he could make sure the movie didn't suck.
* Random and dramatic explosions go off behind Xander when he decides to brush his teeth.
* Everything you don't like about SPD? Xander personally caused it. Because you got on his nerves.
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02-22-2006, 01:34 PM
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Shock!
Join Date: Aug 2003
Posts: 1,325
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I agree with everything. Plus, you mentioned 'Round The Twist'. Best show for a while.
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02-22-2006, 01:35 PM
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4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42
Join Date: Feb 2004
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Originally Posted by Charles RB
* Xander is the only Ranger in history to try reasoning with the monsters before fighting them.
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Cole tried to communicate with Barbed Wire Org before fighting it.
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02-22-2006, 01:36 PM
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Narutaki Surprise
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 4,322
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I love Xander i loved SPD THANKS Xander!
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02-22-2006, 01:38 PM
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Yoda is a P.I.M.P. !
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Originally Posted by RedSavageWarrior
Cole tried to communicate with Barbed Wire Org before fighting it.
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Xander retroactively went back in time and took Cole's place for that moment.
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02-22-2006, 01:40 PM
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RUN.
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 13,953
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But he...but when...
Ok FINE, you win. Fuck you.
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02-22-2006, 02:01 PM
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Just call me Smiley
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 1,202
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* The American version's of Nai & Mea won't appear on the show because their too busy being Xander's love slaves (along with the Japanese versions as well)
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02-22-2006, 02:01 PM
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Sad Old Fan
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 4,116
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Originally Posted by Zord_Crazy
Xander retroactively went back in time and took Cole's place for that moment.
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That's not the only thing he retroactively did. Half the fandom is now looking in the mirror, wondering why the way they look has suddenly changed and why they know look like Xander.
That's right. Xander is all your daddies.
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02-22-2006, 02:03 PM
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STK - Shoot To Kill
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 316
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Okkkkaaaaay.....
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02-22-2006, 02:04 PM
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I love Orihime!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 1,272
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Xander is one of the greatest people ever.
Last edited by DragonBlast; 02-24-2006 at 03:54 PM.
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02-22-2006, 02:06 PM
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25 characters? What the f
Join Date: May 2003
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Few people know that the real "Plan Xander" has little to do with reasoning with monsters, and everything to do with Madison and Vida. At once.
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02-22-2006, 02:11 PM
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Narutaki Surprise
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Yes i know the plan
Phase 1: "reason" with monsters
Phase 2: "save" Vida and Madison
Phase 3: Three-some
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02-22-2006, 02:13 PM
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Accentuate the positive
Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 7,674
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In the face of such flawless logic, how can one fail to agree! 
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02-22-2006, 02:18 PM
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Smug Life yo!
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Originally Posted by RedSavageWarrior
Cole tried to communicate with Barbed Wire Org before fighting it.
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But Xander didn't have to take his shirt off to do it.
Xander + a million points...
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02-22-2006, 02:20 PM
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Narutaki Surprise
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 4,322
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I think we found Pimp-Hikarus american counterpart PIMP-XANDER
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02-22-2006, 02:20 PM
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Smug Life yo!
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 20,783
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Originally Posted by iranger
I think we found Pimp-Hikarus american counterpart PIMP-XANDER
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Well, let's see what happens with Daggeron.
Pimp vs. Pimp battle action in the second half of MF.
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02-22-2006, 02:22 PM
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Narutaki Surprise
Join Date: Feb 2006
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with battle thong action! From Madison of course
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02-22-2006, 02:23 PM
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classic
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 7,715
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Originally Posted by iranger
Yes i know the plan
Phase 1: "reason" with monsters
Phase 2: "save" Vida and Madison
Phase 3: Three-some
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Phase 4: Repeat
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02-22-2006, 02:38 PM
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Where Is Your Santa, Now?
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 10,433
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Originally Posted by laterdayz13
Phase 4: Repeat
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And that is what makes it art! 
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02-22-2006, 02:47 PM
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Click to Enter
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 13,577
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Xander's a dumbass.
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