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Old February 22nd, 2006, 01:30 PM   #1
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Why Xander is great and you should all agree

* Xander is the only Ranger in history to try reasoning with the monsters before fighting them.

* Xander is a middle-manager, and he has the whole thing worked out from the jump- it's all about sitting on your arse, getting someone else to do the work, and coming up with some excuse to cover up you're not doing anything. And you get paid!

* Xander was able to say the line "Strong As A Tree!" without corpsing.

* Xander is Australian. Australia produced Kat Hillard and Round The Twist. Xander thus becomes cool by association.

* He's able to beat up zombie hordes with leaves. LEAVES!

* Xander believes in magic. You don't. He can teleport through trees, while you still have to use the bus. You suck.

* See that massive beating he took from the Hideacs? Note how he didn't seem bruised or hurt at all afterwards? That's how hard he is.

* Xander used his powers for personal gain and didn't lose the protection of the Power. He then went and defaced Zordon's grave, while going "Nyaaaa! In your face, baldy!".

* The real reason Koragg decided to spare the Rangers after defeating Udonna? He was scared that Xander might beat him up.

* In the preview, he's shown saving Nick's butt from some giant fanged tentacle monster. Not only does this mean he can kick more arse than the Red Ranger, but it also means Xander can beat up Cthulhu.

*Where did Nick's vision come from? Xander sent it.

* When Hikaru tried pimping in Briarwood without paying Vida's protection money, Xander personally beat him up and took over his operation.

* Xander is responsible for the demise of Blake Foster's career.

* Xander waves his arms in the air like he just don't care.

* When Xander found out Michael Bay was doing to direct the Transformers movie, he murdered Bay, flayed his corpse and walked around in his skin impersonating him so he could make sure the movie didn't suck.

* Random and dramatic explosions go off behind Xander when he decides to brush his teeth.

* Everything you don't like about SPD? Xander personally caused it. Because you got on his nerves.
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 01:34 PM   #2
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I agree with everything. Plus, you mentioned 'Round The Twist'. Best show for a while.
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 01:35 PM   #3
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* Xander is the only Ranger in history to try reasoning with the monsters before fighting them.
Cole tried to communicate with Barbed Wire Org before fighting it.
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 01:36 PM   #4
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I love Xander i loved SPD THANKS Xander!
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 01:38 PM   #5
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Cole tried to communicate with Barbed Wire Org before fighting it.
Xander retroactively went back in time and took Cole's place for that moment.
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 01:40 PM   #6
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But he...but when...

Ok FINE, you win. Fuck you.
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 02:01 PM   #7
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* The American version's of Nai & Mea won't appear on the show because their too busy being Xander's love slaves (along with the Japanese versions as well)
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 02:01 PM   #8
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Xander retroactively went back in time and took Cole's place for that moment.
That's not the only thing he retroactively did. Half the fandom is now looking in the mirror, wondering why the way they look has suddenly changed and why they know look like Xander.

That's right. Xander is all your daddies.
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 02:03 PM   #9
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Okkkkaaaaay.....
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 02:04 PM   #10
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Xander is one of the greatest people ever.

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Old February 22nd, 2006, 02:06 PM   #11
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Few people know that the real "Plan Xander" has little to do with reasoning with monsters, and everything to do with Madison and Vida. At once.
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 02:11 PM   #12
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Yes i know the plan

Phase 1: "reason" with monsters
Phase 2: "save" Vida and Madison
Phase 3: Three-some
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 02:13 PM   #13
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In the face of such flawless logic, how can one fail to agree!
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 02:18 PM   #14
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Cole tried to communicate with Barbed Wire Org before fighting it.
But Xander didn't have to take his shirt off to do it.

Xander + a million points...
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 02:20 PM   #15
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I think we found Pimp-Hikarus american counterpart PIMP-XANDER
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 02:20 PM   #16
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I think we found Pimp-Hikarus american counterpart PIMP-XANDER
Well, let's see what happens with Daggeron.

Pimp vs. Pimp battle action in the second half of MF.
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 02:22 PM   #17
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with battle thong action! From Madison of course
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 02:23 PM   #18
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Yes i know the plan

Phase 1: "reason" with monsters
Phase 2: "save" Vida and Madison
Phase 3: Three-some
Phase 4: Repeat
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 02:38 PM   #19
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Phase 4: Repeat
And that is what makes it art!
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Old February 22nd, 2006, 02:47 PM   #20
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Xander's a dumbass.
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