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Okashii Sentai Fiverman: Hell (Literally) Breaks Loose: (LZI: Lord Zedd Impression)
Okashii Sentai Fiverman
Mahou Sentai Magiranger
Episode 29x48 - "Final Battle? ~Maji Majuulu Gogoolu Jingajin~"
Slab of Alienizer Judgment: GreenNinja
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Magical Narrator: With Woldad spending some time with the kids, the N. MaGnificence destroyed the Infershia's most important set piece. Hikaru decides to drop his Pimpness and marry Urara; Smokey's the priest. I don't get it either. Dagon and Slepnir then decided to kill Sphinx, because Dagon hasn't killed anybody lately and needs to work on his thrusting arm. ...oh, Rin's in this story too, right?
Kai: So, Magiel forget to pay the power bill again?
Rin: Yes....look at the flashback.
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*Magitopia. Holy G(l)ory Land*
Rin: N. MA! Start the theme song to distract him!
*Theme Song. Rin runs through the corridors*
Mandora Boy: It's On, Yo! Maji Majuulu Gogoolu Jingajin!
Rin: Magiel! I haven't seen you since the movie!
Magiel: Not now! I'm spying on those power punks!
Rin: You're...
*N. MaGnificence appears with flashy special effects*
N. Ma: RITA, HONEY! I'm HOME! You're looking particularly...good...today.
Magiel: You're not Lord Zedd! The real Zedd has his brain sticking out. And less tentacles.
N. Ma: Thanks. But I try.
Magiel: GOJIKA! Holo-Mirage!
Rin: ...who's Lord Zedd?
N. Ma: Hey! Mine looks cheaper than yours!
*Red sparks and cartoony skulls fly about the room*
Magiel: I HAVE A HEADACHE!
*Rin is teleported away*
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*Magical Room*
Isamu: Magiel's having another identity crisis? I thought she got over those 15 years ago. Kept calling me "Vader" for some reason. This is why we were forced to take away her telescope and put it on eBay.
Rin: I have other things to do besides stand around and talk with you. Like find something else to wear other than this gypsy outfit. No wonder Hikaru keeps giving me those looks...thank God you married him. "Solar eclipse" was starting to take on a new meaning. Later.
*Rin teleports out*
Isamu: So...we go to Magitopia, you guys stay here and fight, and Mandora Boy will be sacraficed to Dagon. Are we all in agreement?
Kai: But who will sing to us now? And if I can't sing, how will I ever get Yamaza-
Isamu: Son, it's time we had the talk.
Kai: The talk?
Isamu: THE talk. CHESSBOARD POWER, GO!
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*Chessboard Power*
Kai: What are we doing on the chessboard?
Isamu: The dojo was taken. Now, notice that I am using not one of my weapons, but TWO! If you're really that strong with your weapon, boy, you'd be able to get Yamazaki. COME GET ME!
Kai: *Thinking* Dad was evil, so he MAY be trying to kill me. TWO WEAPONS! It's unbeatable! Maji Maji Maji Majika!
*Phoenix-Kai streaks towards Ismau and slams into the wall*
Isamu: SA-WING!
Kai: NOW WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
Isamu: See? This is why you can't come to Magitopia. Yuuki because you yuuki are yuuki Fatal Blade too big for your spandex yuuki.
Kai: Can you repeat that part?
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*Outside*
Hikaru: Smokey, you will be staying with Urara. Just don't act like you did before.
Smokey: Right, I will not not be feeling her up for you, master.
Urara: Cats hate water, don't they?
Smokey: *Gulp* Now that you bring THAT up...
Tsubasa: I think I could probably sell the place for a few million yen, move into my own place...
Miyuki: Then where will we live?
Houka: Magitopia has some great houses doesn't it?
Makito: But the prices have skyrocketed. And living in the clouds has a high risk of death. So we'll be here instead.
*Everyone does the circle-hand thing. The sky suddenly becomes very dark and very creepy.*
Isamu: Okay, we've got the darkness. Now all we need are explo...
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*The City*
Empty Buildings: EXPLODE!
Makito: WE STILL HAVE LEGEND POWER, YOU KNOW!
Slepnir: I am Slepnir, the horse guy, fear me and look at my Hong Kong Valkryion knockoffs. GIDDYAP!
Houka: Her name isn't Molly!
Magiranger: MAGICAL CLIMAX! SCREW CALIBUR, FIRE TORNADO!
Slepnir: That didn't work on me the first time, you nitwits! Have you forgotten Stage 35 already? The one where we scared you with our stairpiece set of DOOM?
Kai: I also remember Stage 42!
*Stage 42 footage plays*
Slepnir: THAT WAS A ONE-TIME THING!
*Cut to Dagon, watching from the ground. Fishy-headed God that he is*
Dagon: I don't get it. Why's MagiFireBird there? Couldn't they just do it with the Lion?
*Miyuki enters*
Dagon: Aren't you supposed to be dead or something?
Miyuki: I never was.
Dagon: ...that's what YOU say, Toad's Limited Edition SH Series MagiMother.
Miyuki: Can we just drop that? And besides, Toad didn't care too much for his toys. I collected dust easily.
Dagon: Collected dust? He probably would've given you to Vancuria if something shinier came along! Like TRAVELION!
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*Magitopia of the Undead*
Bragel: Magitopia!
Sungel: The flames are charring everything! Except for Flagel's place. That doesn't look ANY different!
*They search the palace for their Queen*
Sungel: HEY RITA!
Bragel: Try Bandora. Maybe she'll respond to that.
N. Ma: The chick with the Madonna bra, right? Listen, Bragel, it's because of YOU that I had to become a PIRATE! Look at what you did with my eye! ARR! And one of my teeth, too! AHOY!
Sungel: What say we slice him, the scallywag?
N. Ma: Well, shiver me timbers.
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*Back on the ground again*
Miyuki: FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M NOT A ZOMBIE!
Dagon: Or is that the marital troubles talking?
Miyuki: We're happily married!
Dagon: O RLLLLLLLLLLLLLY?
Slepnir: Cool, I have a boomerang!
Houka: A boomerang?
Makito: WHERE did he get that?
Urara: Same place he got the knockoffs.
Tsubasa: HK R US?
Kai: What did he say again?
Isamu-in-Flashback: Blah blah yuuki something something.
Kai: As if I didn't hear it in the theme song enough!
Slepnir: And THIS is my lance. SPINNY HORSE DRILL!
MagiLegend: GAK!
*They fall to the ground*
Miyuki: Kai! Tsubasa! Urara! Houka! Makito!
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*Magitopia*
Sungel: Prominence Shoot!
Bragel: Blazing Storm!
N. Ma: HALT!
Bragel: What?
Sungel: ...I think he's playing dodgeball!
*If you can dodge your own attack, you can dodge a ball.*
N. Ma: I win!
Sungel: Not yet! Luludo Gojika Goludiiro! SEIZURES!
N. Ma: GULP!
Bragel: ...did he just eat those? AND OUR POWERS?
N. Ma: Why, yes. They go very well with a side of DEATH...and a nice Gianti. Oh, right, the tentacles.
Sungel: GAK!
Bragel: ...next time, remember the tentacles! REMEMBER!
Sungel: Urara!
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*Surface World again*
Tsubasa: Why are we fearing a fish?
Dagon: Because I have the trident.
Urara: No! No tridents! I'm the water one, remember?
Dagon: Show me your trident, then.
*Smokey jumps in*
Smokey: GAK!
Urara: Smokey! Nyamen.
Dagon: FIREBALL!
Miyuki: *Gets the attack*
Dagon: Didn't you already do the killing yourself thing twice?
Miyuki: Listen...*lists their names again* ...he's a fish that's attacking with a fireball, so he probably doesn't know what he's doing.
Slepnir: Don't forget the guy with the HK Knockoffs!
Miyuki: Those too.
Dagon: A FISH WITH A FIREBALL? That's it, you're coming with me so we can settle this with a REAL fight! Slepnir, go and get yourself killed, okay? It would've done it soon as it is.
Slepnir: Just so Dagon doesn't kill me...I'll kill you.
Kai: Somebody...start my theme song.
*"The Brave Phoenix" begins to play*
Bragel: N. Ma! LOOK, TWO WEAPONS! One's stylistic, the other's a repaint. THEY WILL DEFEAT YOU!
Kai: Your pitiful explosion effects cannot hurt me! RED FIRE SLASH!
Tsubasa: Wait, so the Legend Power couldn't beat him?
Urara: But that can?
Houka: It's the finale.
Makito: WE WILL DEFY LOGIC!
*Quick-morph*
Slepnir: ...now is when they get a "Spell of the Day", right?
Magiranger: Reused stock footage! Maji Majuulu Gogoolu Jingajin! FIVE FANTASTIC SUPER ATTACK!
Slepnir: That damn theme song allowed them to beat me! I'll get my OWN THEN! GAK!
Magiranger: Checkmate!
Kai: The red lightning isn't a good thing, right?
N. Ma: *Indigestion*
Houka: Man, that's one ugly God.
N. Ma: *ZAPPY!*
Sungel: SPLAT!
Urara: *Crying*
Blagel: SPLAT!
Kai: No!
Tsubasa: I forgot Dad looked like that!
Makito: No wonder there were marital problems!
Houka: Are we sure they're dead? It's not like they have mouths.
Kai: They're nothing more than Rubber Suits now. ...maybe Spy would be interested.
N. Ma: *Crackle!* Very nicely-designed Rubber Suits. But not as nice as my own.
Makito: ...look at the tentacles!
N. Ma: Oh, right. I have those. I tend to forget with the whole "eating magic" thing.
*Through the magic of eating time (or something), N. Ma transports the Rangers to Hell. By which I mean he transports them to New Jersey. The world becomes a barren, desolate place where nobody gives a damn about you or anyone else. Scary, ain't it?*
Kai: NEW JERSEY?
Houka: No, New Jersey is darker.
N. Ma: Yes. New Jersey. This is my ideal world. A world of darkness. A world of terror. A world of ME!
Magical Narrator: N. Ma has transported the Rangers to New Jersey. Can they win against this darkness of darknesses? When will I stop speaking in questions?
Kai: ANYWHERE BUT HERE!
*N. MaGnificence glowers over the Rangers at Ludicrously Slow Speed*
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Mandora: Maji Majuulu Gogoolu Jingajin, an attack that you will only see once. ...NOT THE TENTACLES!
*N. Ma whisks away the Plant of Doom at Ludicrously Fast Speed*
Last edited by GreenNinja; 02-28-2006 at 07:42 PM.
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