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SPD "Boom" Fiver (BHT: Boom's Hidden Talent)
Power Rangers SPD
Episode 15x17 - "Boom"
Guy Who Fiver’d It: GreenNinja
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*Somewhere in New Tech, where the Rangers are being beaten by Krybots*
Syd: Why are we losing to Krybots?
Sky: Because we only exist in somebody’s dream, and therefore his thoughts influence our reality.
*Jack and Bridge ride up on their bikes*
Bridge: I thought I came up with stuff like that!
Z: NOW you arrive! Way to go, guys!
*More fighting where the Rangers get PWNed, sadly. Then in jumps a Ranger with a suit that’s not like anything SPD has seen*
Boom: I am DekaGold…SPD Orange Ranger!
*Cut to Marie off on the side of the battlefield*
Marie: Who stole my SPD License?
Boom: Listen, babe, I had to do this because it’s my dream. Now I can get inside your spandex a little later…
*Marie walks off in a huff as the Orange Ranger PWNs the Krybots and the Orange Head*
Jack: Go Orange Ranger!
Sky: *singing* Orange Ranger Zero Power, Orange Ranger Zero Power, Orange Ranger Zero Power, now!
Bridge: Mmm…buttery.
Z: He’s amazing!
Syd: He’s incredible! My hero!
*Boom finishes the fight and takes off his helmet. He then turns to Syd and Z*
Boom: Ladies, in my dream world, you’re not fans of me! Well, you are, but you’re forgetting one thing!
*Syd and Z demorph and start making out*
Boom: Now that’s how things go in my dream world!
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*We now leave Dream World and head back to reality, where Boom has apparently fallen asleep on top of a bike*
Alien Chick: Holo-message for you.
*Boom opens the hologram message and it reveals…Princess Leia*
Leia: Darth Vader has taken me hostage. If you wish to save the Empire, we need someone to help us. That someone is you, Boom…
*Boom closes the message and opens the next one, revealing his mother*
Boom’s Mother: Hi, honey! We’re coming to see you at SPD! How does that sound?
Boom: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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*Piggy’s Café, voted second most poisonous food place right behind McDonald’s*
Morgana: Piggy…
Piggy: Yowza! You’re actually hot now! Take a seat, babe…
*Morgana takes a seat*
Morgana: Piggy, I need you to help me get rid of the Power Rangers.
Piggy: Big whoop. But I can help you transport them to various exciting places around the world where they may possibly be killed. Follow me.
*Boom leads Morgana to someone who looks like an Orangehead that decided to change his armor to something even more stupid-looking*
Piggy: This is Tomaras.
Tomaras: so, if you want to destroy the Power Rangers, just use this laptop. Watch what I can do to Piggy!
*Piggy is zapped into a field of sheep*
Piggy: Sheep? I’m still in New Zealand, you dolt!
*Back at the Café*
Morgana: Okay, that’s cool.
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*SPD HQ*
Kat: We’ve picked up Something Bad. That’s why the Something Bad Klaxon is going off.
Cruger: In order to balance out Z and Syd’s lesbian affair at the start of the Fiver, we need you two, Landors and Tate, to go and provide the HoYay! for this fiver. Agreed?
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*SPD Rec Room, where RIC 2.0 is now functioning as a movie projector. What is he showing? An episode of Lost*
Bridge: Sure, it’s odd watching Lost watching us on Lost, but if this were Soviet Russia, Lost would be watching us.
Z: Way to promote the heck out of this network’s show, Bridge. What are you going to do next, Desperate Housewives?
Syd: Well, I certainly have slept around enough to…
*Two people walk in*
Boom’s Dad: Have you seen Boom?
Z: We can find him.
Boom’s Dad: Call me Phil.
Boom’s Mom: And call me Louise.
Phil: Boom’s probably in the weight room right now!
*Syd and Z go into fits of laughter, RIC heads off to find Boom*
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*Random Hallway. Boom falls out of a closet*
Boom: I was practicing…Urban…Technical…Closet…Surveillance.
Phil: Oh, we’re so proud of our little Power Ranger!
*Bridge, Z, and Syd exchange odd looks*
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*Abandoned Building in New Tech, where Sky and Jack are on the case!*
Sky: Kat’s never wrong. We’re just looking for something really big.
JacK: Since we’re here to provide the HoYay, how about if I give us some background music on that laptop?
Tomaras: Hey, you found my transporter device. Very clever! Watch what it can do!
*Zaps Jack and Sky, who disappear in a flash of bluish light*
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*SPD HQ*
Syd: You told them you were a Ranger?
Boom: Well, I couldn’t tell my parents that I failed, so I let them know I was a Ranger…A-Squad Commander.
Syd: There’s no SPD Orange Ranger!
*In walks Marie and Kat. Marie is helmetless in her DekaGold suit, and Kat is wearing the DekaSwan suit, also helmetless*
Kat: I beg to differ.
Boom: Heh…oops.
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*Somewhere above the Earth*
Sky: There’s no way out.
Jack: So how about if we…
Tomaras: HoYay? I want to see fight scenes! Give me fight scenes!
*Jack and Sky Ranger up and a fight begins. Then Tomaras transports them to Japan, as given by the writing in the background. More fighting*
Jack: *hanging off a wire frame above traffic* Save me!
Sky: For the HoYay, sure…
*More fighting, more zapping*
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*SPD HQ*
Z: So, what are we going to do about the Orange Ranger?
Syd: I suggest not getting Kat angry. I don’t want to find hairballs in my bed like I did the last time.
Bridge: And Marie, well, I wouldn’t mind getting her angry…oh, Boom? What if Cruger finds out?
Z: Not if we go to sitcom-like proportions to prevent him from doing so.
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*SPD Elevator!*
Boom: And over there is the room where we keep all our confiscated items – like this talking mandrake called the Plant of Doom – you can’t go in there. And there’s the lab and Command, you can’t go in there. And there is where I keep the fact that I’m not the Orange Ranger, you can’t go in there.
Louise: This is so exciting, not being able to go anywhere!
Z: We’re looking for A-Squad Commander – it’s training time!
Boom: Well, the A-Squad’s dead…oh, you mean me?
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*We are subjected to a Boom’s Incompetence Montage*
Cruger: Good morning.
Boom: Oh, god, help me!
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*Tommy’s House in Reefside, where he is now taking a bath. Hayley walks in*
Boom’s Voice in Tommy’s Ear: Oh, god, help me!
Tommy: Sorry, can’t help you right now. God’s in the tub.
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*SPD Rec Room*
Boom: Now we take a break.
Kat: Rangers, there’s an attack.
Louise: Can’t wait to see the Orange Ranger in action.
Marie: Well, if you really want me to.
Bridge: Now, shouldn’t you tell your parents the truth?
Boom: Right…you guys go handle this while I try to think up an excuse.
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*SPD Command*
Cruger: Cadets Landors and Tate have been missing, and their HoYay is starting to override the system. Z and Syd, make out again. Then you can go search for them.
Bridge: We’ll get on it sir. Z, Syd are you coming?
*Z and Syd look up with their faces really close to each other*
Z: Ready!
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*That Place in New Tech where Jack and Sky started their mission*
Z: Well, the bikes are cold. And so am I.
Bridge: We can tell.
Blue Head: Guys, ready for some Ranger action?
*They Ranger up, and another Krybot fight ensues*
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*Bridge over New Tech City*
Boom: Look at all the possible scenes for Dekaranger fight adaption around us!
Phil: What about that Dekaranger footage?
Louise: Emergency, Dekaranger!
Boom: Right…I forgot my morpher…
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*Scene of the Battle, where more kicking of the Krybots takes place*
Cam: Hi, guys. Just showing up to the fight, wanted to show you my hidden talents, so to speak.
Syd: I’m in!
*A horn beeps and in rides Boom, wearing a white dress and a white headband*
Boom: And now to show you my Hidden Talents – sewing isn’t one of them. I am…the White Racer! Wait, can we try that again?
*Boom rides in wearing pink tights and a pink helmet*
Boom: I am…AbarePink! Can we try this again, again?
*Boom rides in wearing a cheaply-made SPD suit and helmet, using RIC as a bike*
Boom: I am…DekaGol…SPD Orange Ranger!
Syd: I thought I was the only bike at SPD…
*Boom tries to find a heroic pose, rips his pants, then a fight where Boom fights incompetently takes place*
Phil: Look at our son – the superhero…sorta.
*More incompetent Boom fighting. He can’t even handle a Blue Head*
Blue Head: Dude, I am getting a Dell! Thanks!
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*SPD HQ*
Cruger: So you believe this laptop is the key to everything?
Bridge: It must be. I can only imagine what I could find on the Net with that thing.
Cruger: Yes, but we’re dealing with Gruumm.
Boom: I lost it. I pretended I was a Ranger and wore a skirt. This is my letter of resignation.
Donald Trump: Boom, you’re fired! Wow, this SPD Base is yooge! Can we rename it Trump Command though?
Cruger: Shove off, Trump.
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*On top of a train, more fighting. Seriously, Jack and Sky must have been all over the world at this point, and with all the HoYay I’ve worked in…oh no. Not…Danny and Max again!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!*
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*SPD Lobby*
Phil: What was with the skirt?
Boom: Listen, I’m not a Ranger. I’m also not AbarePink. Although I did say I wanted to be the Pink Ranger, but I shouldn’t say that unless you want to get ideas about me. There is no Orange Ranger.
Kat: What did you SAY? No ORANGE RANGER? Swan and I will kick your rear from here to next week if you say we don’t exist! Harrumph!
Boom: I was also dismissed from the SPD Academy – but was kept around in the lab as a guinea pig. Now I’ve been fired by Donald Trump.
*Tana from The Apprentice walks in*
Tana: You know, maybe if you used the Bedazzler on your Ranger suit, you’d still be here.
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*SPD Lab*
Boom: Just here to get my stuff…
Kat: I think I’ve found a way for us to get Jack and Sky back. Now all we need to do is send you through the transporter in a goofy suit so you can retrieve it.
Cruger: We would send you, but Gruumm already has the A-SQUAD and those two. Send Boom out – he’s disposable.
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*Somewhere in Space, Boom ports in wearing a goofy padded outfit*
Jack: Time to give you the chair!
*Jack slams Tomaras with the chair, and a wild chase ensues for the remote, and Boom ends up getting it. He then zaps the Rangers back home as Tomaras yells like Captain Kirk.*
Tomaras: BOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!
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*SPD Lab*
*Boom and the others teleport in, Tomaras tries to break out of the computer*
Boom: And…delete.
Cruger: By the way, you numbskull, you forgot to sign your letter of resignation. So you’re not fired.
Donald Trump: I’ll buy this base from you someday, Cruger. Someday…
*Trump leaves*
Phil: So, you’re not a Ranger, and you don’t wear a skirt. What do you do?
Boom: I am the Gadget Tester. Basically, I look like a dolt, provide comic relief, and make sure that the Rangers appear infinitely cool in comparison to me. Like with this jetpack I tried inventing. I think it works…
*Boom presses down on a button and rockets out of SPD screaming at Ludicrous Speed*
Last edited by GreenNinja; 05-21-2005 at 11:04 AM.
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