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Old August 8th, 2008, 12:39 AM   #1
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Power Rangers Season Slogans

I was sitting around the house thinking about Power Rangers, and then thought: Hey, what if there were slogans for the Ranger seasons? Then I thought, hey...I'LL MAKE MY OWN!!!!!

So, I got together sixteen slogans for each season, and here they are:

MMPR-We're the best bitches.

Alien-We're rangers-from outer space!

Zeo-Shapes on our helmets=educational violence

Turbo-It is possible to grow up and join your heroes-when you're a power ranger!

In Space-We're rangers-IN outer space!

Lost Galaxy-Everyone has a sword this time around.

Lightspeed Rescue-Everyday heroes doing-DEMON!!!(Shoots demon)-everyday things.

Time Force-One is an ancestor to a great ranger. Another fell in love with that very descendant. Another is a hardened enforcement officer. The others...they just came for the ride....from the future...

Wild Force-Hey...at least we got Forever Red.

Ninja Storm-We're Power Rangers AND Ninjas!

Dino Thunder-A rockstar, a soccer star, a former ranger, an adopted loner, and a black guy...with dinosaurs.

SPD-Equal character development=Epic Success???

Mystic Force- RAH MAGIC!

Operation Overdrive-Introducing the all new IMack. IDouche not included. (Credit to whoever put that in their subtitle.)

Jungle Fury-Animals, Kung Fu, and Pizza...all crammed together in a rushed plot.

Yeah, that's about it.
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Old August 8th, 2008, 02:01 AM   #2
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MMPR = Nostalgia means people will call us the best no matter what comes out after.
Alien = Ignore our obviously plastic headgear and synthed voices.
Zeo = We changed suits and they are still watching!
Turbo = Hope you watched the movie...
In Space = A fitting end to series of Power Rangers.
Lost Galaxy = Wait...we're still on the air?
Lightspeed Rescue = Seperation of Church and State means the government has to fight the Demons.
Time Force = Timeline, Schmineline...we'll just CHANGE THE FUTURE!
Wild Force = Our zords are all hybrids and the Animarium runs on bio diesel!
Ninja Storm = Dude. DUDE. DUDE!
Dino Thunder = Dang, MMPR was right. Well, let's just be like them.
SPD = If you can't beat MMPR, cram as many Rangers as you can into one show.
Mystic Force = Do you believe in magic...
Operation Overdrive = What do you mean 6-8 year olds won't care about a season-long convoluted plot with multiple factions?
Jungle Fury = See Sentai, Be Sentai
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Old August 8th, 2008, 02:21 AM   #3
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MMPR = What? The words don't match up with whose mouth?
Alien = Everytime we pose, we look like monkies!
Zeo = What the hell happened to Baboo and Squatt?
Turbo = Damn, she's hot and prego???
In Space = We fight all evil in the universe! not really!!!
Lost Galaxy = Wait, this sucks, I'm not watching power rangers no more!
Lightspeed Rescue = A demonic lady warped into a wall is my kind of villain!
Time Force = What's wrong with his face and her hair?
Wild Force = What kind of seeds did he eat?
Ninja Storm = motocross, ugly kapri, guiena pigs and asians! oh my!
Dino Thunder = Okay, lets make him invisible and give him more money. such a great idear!!
SPD = Wait, I've seen those helmets before!!
Mystic Force = okay the butch chick is a lestastic.
Operation Overdrive = He fuckin got the crown and he didn't do shit all year!
Jungle Fury = lets get a short blue ranger, in human form, then when he morphs, he's just as tall as everyone! and looks like and older asian man while he morphs! hell lets do that for the red ranger too!
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Old August 8th, 2008, 03:11 AM   #4
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MMPR- TOMMYYYYY!!!!!!!
Alien- Also makes tasty fish sticks!
Zeo- TOMMAYYY!!!!!
Turbo- Hey guys, I'm the NEW BLUE RANGER! (insert instant ratings drop................ here)
In Space- 3x the team ups, 10x the angst
Lost Galaxy- Let's watch Leo rip his shirt off!
Lightspeed Rescue- Kelsey: the FIRST Lesbian Ranger
Time Force- Drama. Check. Solid story. Check. Death. Double check. HOLY SHIT! POWER RANGERS CAN BE MORE THAN JUST A KID'S SHOW!
Wild Force- Danny and Max: the Slash just kinda writes itself
Ninja Storm- Can't act? Who cares when you're made of pure concentrated Sex? Oh, and the jokes do help a bit...
Dino Thunder- Power-Up Whore
SPD- Can act (for the most part). Check. Good Story. Check. Sexy Cast. Check. HOLY SHIT! PR GOOD AGAIN!? THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE!
Mystic Force- moar liek MystNic Farce, amirite? lol
Operation Overdrive- OMG! ONCE A RANGER IZ TEH ROXORZ!!!11!!!!!1!!!one!!!1! ...too bad that's the only good thing... -.-
Jungle Fury- I'm a TIGER! RARW!... bitch, please...
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Old August 8th, 2008, 03:13 AM   #5
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MMPR-the only ones you truly remember
Alien-we did what they didn't do 2nd season-changed suits!
Zeo-you kept the old villains from the last season? didn't see that 2nd season either...
Turbo-we almost killed off the franchise
Space-we saved the franchise
Lost Galaxy-everyone gets a power up? even the girls?
Lightspeed Rescue-the first american ranger
Time Force-no matter what shade of red, you get a battlizer
Wild Force-.....!....wait.....no....
Ninja Storm-girls CAN go beyond being blonde.
Dino Thunder-bring an old ranger back, everyone watches again!
SPD-equal character development. something we never tried before
Mystic Force-the only ranger is the red one!
Overdrive-you can have kids w/o sexual intercourse. some assembly still required
Jungle Fury-the mentor is a ranger.....for the 4th time! wheee!!! and if you like accents, boy do we have TONS of slips for you!
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Old August 8th, 2008, 04:46 AM   #6
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MMPR - We had a theme of dino power without it being in our name!
MMAR - Our theme was, water?
Zeo - What the hell was our theme? Shapes?
Turbo - The one year we have cars, we bring in a minor.
Space - Ending is a theme?
Lost Galaxy - What was our theme? Sword in the stone?
Lightspeed Rescue - If power rangers did emergency services....
Time Force - We had time on our side!
Wild Force - Another ancient animal theme.
Ninja Storm - Another ninja theme.
Dino Thunder - Another dinosaur theme.
SPD - Another emergency service theme.
Mystic Force - Original themes! Come back WF, all is forgiven!
Operation Overdrive - We had Indiana Jones as a theme!
Jungle Fury - Another animal theme.
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Old August 8th, 2008, 05:22 AM   #7
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MMPR-There were multiple colors, but green and white were the only one you needed to know.
MMAR- Wait....who?
Zeo- You only need to pay attention to the guy in Red
Turbo- Pay no mind to the kid in blue
Space- In space! And yet on Earth!
Lost Galaxy- Far Far Away...deep in Space...and yet it still looks like Earth!
Lightspeed Rescue-Whatever happened to that Titanium guy?
Time Force- Mature?!?!? The Future kicks ass!
Wild Force- From FOX to ABC Family? WTF?
Ninja Storm- No pink, but pay no mind.
Dino Thunder- Only pay attention to black
SPD- How does that dog fit in the helmet?
Mystic Force- I BELIEVE IN MAGIC! AND THAT RED DOMINATES EVERYTHING!
Operation Overdrive- "Sadly, the operation wasn't a success. I'm sorry".
Jungle Fury- Wait... I thought I was watching Ninja Turtles!
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Old August 8th, 2008, 05:52 AM   #8
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MMPR = Original, best, and Tommy
Alien = Zordon dies, well, no not really.
Zeo = Shapes and numbers, just like Sesame Street
Turbo = Kids can drive? WTF?
In Space = Zordon dies, for real this time.
Lost Galaxy = How can you lose somethin' as big as a galaxy. When your in it?
Lightspeed Rescue = Mighty Morphin Firefighters?
Time Force = Power rangers for grown ups.
Wild Force = Save the planet from pollution, rip off just one sleeve.
Ninja Storm = Ninjas, check. Rodent master, check. Evil ninja villain, check. Is this Ninja Turtles?
Dino Thunder = Back to the begining. Literally
SPD = Power Rangers, Most haunted style, did you see the orb?
Mystic Force = Now with Extra Nick
Operation Overdrive = What? Old rangers come back? Why wasn't that the whole season?
Jungle Fury = Wait, what was the story again?
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Old August 8th, 2008, 09:48 AM   #9
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MMPR = :unenthusiastic: yaaay, the Tommy show...
Alien = Wow...just... wow...
Zeo = :unenthusiastic: yaaay, the Tommy Sequ- Wait... Holy crap, Rocky is hot!
Turbo = We did a complete overhaul! .... yes the kid is still there....
In Space = Brothers and Sisters sci-fi style.
Lost Galaxy = Starship Troopers turned Toei
Lightspeed Rescue = Demons? Can we say that?
Time Force = Hey look, we're over rated!! You think we're serious and deep but really we're just as camp as the rest of you!
Wild Force = The last gender bender season.
Ninja Storm = We reinvented the series to actually be funny and entertaining. Suck it Time Force!
Dino Thunder = MMPR-The Next Generation
SPD = I'm sorry, I was too busy staring at the all consuming sexy of the team to notice the plot holes.
Mystic Force = Could have been amazing. Instead, it just exploded a lot.
Operation Overdrive = Benta was here. Yeah I know, we hated him too.
Jungle Fury = Another martial arts season? Really? Well at least their theme song is awesome.
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Old August 8th, 2008, 10:01 AM   #10
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Every season: Heroes wearing multi-colored spandex outfits fighting ridiculous-looking rubber monsters FTW!

Power Rangers: Fighting evil, so the police don't have to.

SPD: Why the Hell are all the criminals aliens?

Lost Galaxy-Wild Force: NOT as dark and serious as everyone claims.
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Old August 8th, 2008, 10:34 AM   #11
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God these are hilarious...

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Originally Posted by RedSpeedRanger View Post
I was sitting around the house thinking about Power Rangers, and then thought: Hey, what if there were slogans for the Ranger seasons? Then I thought, hey...I'LL MAKE MY OWN!!!!!

Alien-We're rangers-from outer space!
Zeo-Shapes on our helmets=educational violence
In Space-We're rangers-IN outer space!
Lightspeed Rescue-Everyday heroes doing-DEMON!!!(Shoots demon)-everyday things.
Time Force-One is an ancestor to a great ranger. Another fell in love with that very descendant. Another is a hardened enforcement officer. The others...they just came for the ride....from the future...
Dino Thunder-A rockstar, a soccer star, a former ranger, an adopted loner, and a black guy...with dinosaurs.
The best ones.
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Old August 8th, 2008, 11:08 AM   #12
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Power Rangers Mystic Force -- Let's see you do better! No wait, don't! We don't need the embarrassment.
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Old August 8th, 2008, 11:32 AM   #13
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MMPR: Super Powers given to 5 teenagers by a blue floating head and they see nothing weird about it.
MMAR: Fish Rangers!!!
Zeo: Space Robots attack the earth.
Turbo: Let's get rid of everyone the fans like and replace them with people and things nobody knows.
In Space: Finally, a kids show and a soap opera all in one.
Lost Galaxy: What the hell, I thought all the evil was gone.
Lightspeed Rescue: What do you get when you cross the Police with the Power Rangers? One of the worst seasons in power rangers history.
Time Force: You have the exact same DNA as one of your ancestors.
Wild Force: Well, at least we have forever red... Wait that was ruined by Cole.
Ninja Storm: Yea for running out of ideas and going back to Ninja Rangers which was the whole concept MMPR season 3.
Dino Thunder: This is a direct copy of the original idea at all, ignore the fact that we have a ranger who joins the team after being evil and Tommy is on the team.
SPD:A police force from the future, wait wasn't that the concept of Time Force.
Mystic Force: What do you get when you try to take the obession with Harry Potter and put it into Power Rangers? Lots of explosions.
Operation Overdrive: A rap theme song, and when did Rita and Zedd have a son and why is he so easy to defeat.
Jungle Fury: More Animal Spirts.
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Old August 8th, 2008, 11:33 AM   #14
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Anywhoo,

SPD - Re-using old costumes since 2025
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Old August 8th, 2008, 11:42 AM   #15
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MMPR: We were the first ones top that u can't beat the best
Alien: To be aliens why do we look like ninjas when we morph but at least we change our suits
Zeo: Shapes, numbers, and colors holy crap PR getting educational
Turbo: Damn that Justin.... Damn him!!!!
Space: Thank You there's no justin dammit he had to return just once...damn
LG: Hello!!! Is anyone watching
LR: Welcome the only American made ranger The Titanium Ranger and thats it and only him
TF: Dark, a solid story, and from the future PR is AWESOME
WF: They had Forever Red.........Forever Red
NS: Power Rangers and Ninjas combined awesome too bad about those voice overs
DT: They've brought back dinosaurs again That is KICKASS AWESOME
SPD: How does Cruger's Head fit in that helmet and can someone turn off that floating lightbulb i'm trying to enjoy my buttery toast
MF: Do you believe in magic and how hot the blue ranger is?
OO: Now anyone under the age 3 can be a PR....douchebag...
JF: the shortest person on the team is somewhat taller when he morphs....small fry..
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Old August 8th, 2008, 11:44 AM   #16
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Lost Galaxy-Wild Force: NOT as dark and serious as everyone claims.
praise you.
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Old August 8th, 2008, 11:45 AM   #17
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Power Rangers Seasons Slogans - "Mind-numbing lists, lists, LISTS!"
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Old August 8th, 2008, 11:47 AM   #18
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But Snoops! Some of them are actually funny!
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Old August 8th, 2008, 11:50 AM   #19
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And I'm sure Cyrax has some really interesting stuff to say, but that doesnt mean I'm going to hurt my eyes reading one of his posts...
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Old August 8th, 2008, 12:01 PM   #20
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Season 1: Intensely Overrated
Season 2: Ranger Absences and Too Many Multiparters
Season 3: Kakuranger in Reverse
Zeo: Boring and overrated
Turbo: Hideously underrated because people dwell on Justin when in fact Carlos was much worse
Space: Magnum opus, but plagued by shit acting
LG: Trying to capitalize on ratings
LR: Look how bad the Sentai footage looks
TF: We ripped off Timeranger completely, but for some reason people give us a break and shit on Kalish instead
WF: Gaoranger + Master Org
NS: The divining rod of the fandom
DT: Despite what anyone says, wouldn't have been nearly as popular if Tommy hadn't come back
SPD: It doesn't matter, because people will bash Kalish anyway
MF: See SPD
OO: See MF
JF: See OO

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LG: Hello!!! Is anyone watching
Lost Galaxy had the highest ratings for the franchise.
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