Spring 2008 Caption Thread

[Elk]

Proof that Paul Schrier will play the blue ranger in PR '09.

[Redshirt #24]

Princess Shayla (singing): "Each day when the sun rises, I hurry from my sleep..."


...I can't wait to greet....you.....with my....uh...um...

Zack: "I KNOW you did not just start singing that."
Princess Shayla (OS): "Well, I...uh...hey, I haven't sung it in a long time!"
Zack: "NOT LONG ENOUGH!"


<crunch>

Princess Shayla (faintly): "MY SPLEEEEEEEEN!"

[watchermark]

Tommy: Alpha, tell Zordon that we found Mr. DeVito and he's in a really bad way!

[Charles RB]

Tommy: Holding a glass cooking bowl over his head isn't doing anything! Move onto the leeches, STAT!

[Slappyfrog]

Tommy: Yeah yeah yeah, enough about him. Is my hair sexy right now?

[greenrangerman]

Originally Posted by Redshirt #24

Princess Shayla (faintly): "MY SPLEEEEEEEEN!"

ha ha ha ha ha ha

[da new one]

Originally Posted by Elk

Proof that Paul Schrier will play the blue ranger in PR '09.

I expected this joke to be made by Snoops

[Charles RB]

Tommy: Okay, now we know the plan - Eric and Carter, rendez-vous back here at 2200 hours. Everyone else, I'll see you here at 10.

[chichoc]

Originally Posted by Redshirt #24

Princess Shayla (singing): "Each day when the sun rises, I hurry from my sleep..."

I love season crossed captions.

[Charles RB]

Mondo: Their Serpentera - *kkkblwww!*

All: Hahahahaa-



Zedd: Hello guys.



Mondo: Ah, Zedd. Sorry to hear about the mysterious destruction of Serpentera and your base - crying shame, that...



Rita: What do you mean, "crying shame"?! You did it, you fucking.... plum!



Mondo: Well whoever "did it" is academic now. You don't have a Warzord, army or fortress anymore, and we do. Ergo, we get to conquer Earth and you don't!



Zedd: Is that so?



Zedd: You want a rematch? You GOT one.



Mondo: ...where.



Zedd: You know where.



Bulk: Gentlemen! Welcome to the Juice Bar. The first rule of Juice Bar is - you do not talk about Surf Spot. The second rule is no smoking.



Rito: Why can't we smoke-

Goldar: Shhh. Not supposed to talk about it.



Bulk: Now for the first match - Zedd Thunder VS Metallicock! ACTIVATE!

[Dr. Who 07]

Originally Posted by Charles RB

Connor Movie

on the bright side that was great
on the down side you just gave sci-fi channel their next Saturday night movie
i can even see the title "rhino rampage"

[Patamon]

King Mondo: DaiShi? Ruling the world with animals?? This is unexceptable!

Clank: Aye sire, but what should we do about it?

King Mondo: Prepare the Cogs and Quadrafighters! Lets show DaiShi that this world will be ruled by machines!

Prince Sprocket: You tell him dad!

Clank: Yes sire I'll have them prepare immedietly! *Clank and Orbus rush off*



King Mondo: DaiShi will regret the day he targeted the earth while I'm around. *a burst of lightning blasts infront of the House of Gagetry*



Lord Zedd: Mondo I still have something to say! Your blasted generals wrecked my zord Serpenterra!!!



King Mondo: Zedd!? How dare you interrupt my conquest of earth??



Lord Zedd: Your conquest?? Oh please, only one evil in the universe shall rule the earth and that evil is me!



Rita: Hey! What about me??



King Mondo: And what about you Mystic Mother??



Rita: What?! Zeddy did you hear what he called me???



Rito: Oooh thats going below the belt! Hey Edd you going to let him get away with insulting my sister like that??

Goldar: I can send the Tengas after them if you want me to?



Lord Zedd: Well he can say that, at least my son wasn't a pathetic little pile of junk!



Queen Machina: Mondo darling you can't let him get away with that comment about our son

Prince Sprocket: Hey! I'm not pathetic! Or junk!

King Mondo: He could say that.

Machina and Sprocket: Wha??



King Mondo: At least my child was never destroyed by the power rangers!



Lord Zedd: Grr!!! Why you walking pile of junk!!! This means war!!! You'll pay for insulting my wife! destroying my zord! and most of all bringing up that weakling Thrax's name!!!



Rito: Hey Goldy ya know something?

Goldar: What?

Rito: I think it was those guys Thrax was with that had something to do with his defe.. *flash of lightning nearly hits Rito* Hey! What did I do?!



Lord Zedd: I thought I told you not to mention Thrax's name in my presence!!!

[Homeslice]

~Maybe I'm the one, maybe I'm the one, who is a schizophrenic psycho, yeah....~

[Firefox Pup]

Tommy: Any other question?
*everyone raises hand*
Tommy: Not involving my hair.
*Cole's hand is the only one up*
Tommy: Speak.
Cole: My friend Merrick has a goatee. He gets a lot of hot chicks around him. Why don't we all try growing one?
Tommy: For once, the monkey boy says something coherent. The meeting is over. See you in a few years.

[Redshirt #24]

Unfortunately for Camille, her fairy godmother was an even bigger bitch than her stepmother. Shrinking her slightly and THEN making her scrub the floors was a popular pastime.

[MysteryRanger]

Camille could never keep that urine smell from Dai Shi marking his territory out of the palace for long

[Firefox Pup]

Because I don't feel like posting my impressions of the latest JF episode, I'll sum every relevant thing about it into a single caption:


DARKNESS MOON BREAK!









There, now enjoy my absence for a few weeks. : ) *logs out*

[Charles RB]

In retrospect, having a pigeon Rinshi Beast had been a terrible idea.

[Kaheraji]

Oooh! That's a good one, Charles!

[Charles RB]

Tommy: For this mission, we'll be using codenames. I'll be Han. Jason, you're Luke; TJ, you're Chewie; Wes, you're Lando; Andros, you're Leia; Eric, you're Ackbar; Cole, you're... Jabba. Any questions?

Andros: Can I be Han?

Tommy: No!