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Old 03-08-2008, 11:08 PM   #1
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^ If you knew the most basic stuff about Go-onger, you'd notice a fatal error in your caption.
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Old 03-09-2008, 12:02 AM   #2
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^ If you knew the most basic stuff about Go-onger, you'd notice a fatal error in your caption.
Two, even.
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Old 03-09-2008, 09:53 AM   #3
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Two, even.
True. I only read the dialog, so I had missed the second error.


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As the trend of Rangers getting weaker continues, this time they are defeated by pigeons.

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Old 03-09-2008, 10:49 PM   #4
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The reenactment of the Battle of Hoth was going just fine until Sosuke decided to get involved.

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Old 03-10-2008, 04:03 AM   #5
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Madison: Guys, maybe... maybe we should do the job Toby pays us for.

Vida: Pfft... HAHAHAHA! Good one sis!
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Old 03-10-2008, 02:52 AM   #6
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(Talking about Superman)

Mr. Hartford: But they're engaged.

Tyzonne: Doesn't matter, can't happen.

Mr. Hartford: Why not? It's bound to come up.

Tyzonne: It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?

Mr. Hartford: Sure, why not?

Tyzonne: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
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Old 03-10-2008, 02:25 PM   #7
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*Insert Fangasm Joke Here*
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Old 03-10-2008, 02:34 PM   #8
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Proof that Paul Schrier will play the blue ranger in PR '09.
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Old 03-10-2008, 12:00 AM   #9
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I am the Batman!!
Tommy: (Off screen) For the last time you're not getting another power up!
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Old 03-10-2008, 01:25 AM   #10
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Conner: Look at me, you guys! I'm Kira! AWWK! BRAWWK!

Kira: Conner, I am totally gonna kick your ass for that!
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Old 03-10-2008, 02:50 AM   #11
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"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! MAKE THAT SEAN KINGSTON SONG GO AWAY!!!!"
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Old 03-10-2008, 09:17 AM   #12
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Conner: Look at me, you guys! I'm Kira! AWWK! BRAWWK!
I gotta admit it, I laughed a little.

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Conner's movie
Don't know why, but Conner reminded me Kelso.
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Old 03-10-2008, 07:29 AM   #13
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Old 03-10-2008, 08:52 AM   #14
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Conner: I've got an idea for a film, and it's a bloody good one and all! I call it... There's A Rhino Loose In The City!



Tommy: ..........There's a rhi... loose in...

Ethan: ...as in rhinoceros.



Conner: You see, this rhino escapes from a zoo and heads straight for London, and after two or three days they find all these dead bodies and nobody knows whodunnit.



Conner: So they get hold of this private detective to try and solve the crime.



Conner: Now, the zookeeper happens to be a very attractive woman, so before you know where you are the PIs given her the what-for. So there's your romantic interest!




Kira: ...Rhinoceros.



Conner: Yeah, they don't know it's missing.



Tommy: ...how can they not know?! Conner, if you have a rhinoceros and one day it's not there, you tend to know it's missing!

Kira: How does it escape?

Ethan: Squeezes through the bars most probably...

Tommy: What about the eight million people living in the city, don't none of them spot it?

Conner: Well, yeah, but the ones who see it are the ones who get trampled to death!



Tommy: What about all the other people?! People in cabs, people in offices, people on tops of buses - it's a rhino, Conner!

Conner: *pause* It only comes out at night.



Ethan: Where's it stay during the day?

Conner: In... in the back of a lock-up garage.

Kira: What, it's leasing it is it?



Conner: No no, it's a disused one in a back-street where nobody ever goes! But the detective does find it... only it's at night! And the rhino's gone out! So you see, it's a whodunnit!



Tommy: We KNOW whodunnit! The rhino dunnit!

Conner: Yes, I know we the audience know that, but the characters don't!



Tommy: A rhino has escaped from the zoo, there are three hundred dead bodies with rhino footprints on them, a garage two feet deep in rhino crap and the PI suspects the butler?!



Conner: I do admit there are one or two teething snags.
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Old 03-10-2008, 09:16 AM   #15
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Conner: I do admit there are one or two teething snags.
I haven't given one of these out in a while, but this is deserved.

Here. Have an internet. You earned it .
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Old 03-10-2008, 11:17 AM   #16
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Conner's movie.
Can you do one thing? Keep up the funny.
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Old 03-11-2008, 12:25 AM   #17
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Connor Movie
on the bright side that was great
on the down side you just gave sci-fi channel their next Saturday night movie
i can even see the title "rhino rampage"
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Old 03-11-2008, 01:54 AM   #18
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King Mondo: DaiShi? Ruling the world with animals?? This is unexceptable!

Clank: Aye sire, but what should we do about it?

King Mondo: Prepare the Cogs and Quadrafighters! Lets show DaiShi that this world will be ruled by machines!

Prince Sprocket: You tell him dad!

Clank: Yes sire I'll have them prepare immedietly! *Clank and Orbus rush off*



King Mondo: DaiShi will regret the day he targeted the earth while I'm around. *a burst of lightning blasts infront of the House of Gagetry*



Lord Zedd: Mondo I still have something to say! Your blasted generals wrecked my zord Serpenterra!!!



King Mondo: Zedd!? How dare you interrupt my conquest of earth??



Lord Zedd: Your conquest?? Oh please, only one evil in the universe shall rule the earth and that evil is me!



Rita: Hey! What about me??



King Mondo: And what about you Mystic Mother??



Rita: What?! Zeddy did you hear what he called me???



Rito: Oooh thats going below the belt! Hey Edd you going to let him get away with insulting my sister like that??

Goldar: I can send the Tengas after them if you want me to?



Lord Zedd: Well he can say that, at least my son wasn't a pathetic little pile of junk!



Queen Machina: Mondo darling you can't let him get away with that comment about our son

Prince Sprocket: Hey! I'm not pathetic! Or junk!

King Mondo: He could say that.

Machina and Sprocket: Wha??



King Mondo: At least my child was never destroyed by the power rangers!



Lord Zedd: Grr!!! Why you walking pile of junk!!! This means war!!! You'll pay for insulting my wife! destroying my zord! and most of all bringing up that weakling Thrax's name!!!



Rito: Hey Goldy ya know something?

Goldar: What?

Rito: I think it was those guys Thrax was with that had something to do with his defe.. *flash of lightning nearly hits Rito* Hey! What did I do?!



Lord Zedd: I thought I told you not to mention Thrax's name in my presence!!!
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Old 03-10-2008, 11:00 AM   #19
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Hey! I resent that.
I said a while, I didn't specify who exactly was the last funny person, did I? ^__~.

And Charles, dammit, if you don't stop the funny, we'll just all have to quit. XD.
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Old 03-10-2008, 08:55 AM   #20
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Oh, Charles, that was awesome!

.....

I would probably see something like that, actually.
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