GreenNinja
08-16-2006, 04:24 PM
Power Rangers Mystic Force
Stage 14x24 - "The Light"
Rock Concert Manager: GreenNinja
Special Thanks: Hades Gods
"The Light" Fiver: (StH: Stairway to Hell)
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*Hellfershia*
Naicrolai: We're alive! WE'RE ALIVE! Leelee, find me the Hidiacs and some bling. From now on, I'm REALLY the Queen, baby! *Sits in Imperious' throne* Look at me, I'm Meegyptor, metrosexual mummy king of the underworld...
Vampire Princess Leelee: Mom, can I go hang out with my friends again?
Naicrolai: You had friends?
VPL: THAT'S IT! I'm legal, I'm half-human and I'm leaving!
Naicrolai: Don't let the eye hit you on the way out.
*Naicrolai comes across the Book of Plotphecy*
Naicrolai: "Asterisk Naicrolai comes across the Book of Plotphecy Asterisk". Damn, it's good.
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*Power Pop Rap Porium*
Madison: I'm useless as a character. Xander is attracting all the women...
Xander: And men.
Madison: Chip has a library for every possible plot convienence, Vida's...er...well, I think she wants to kill somebody, and Nick is The Most Important Character on the Show. I've done NOTHING.
Aunt Jackie: And that's a wrap. Great scene, Melanie.
Man-Piggy: It's you! My employees! Why is it that you're always running off?
Chip: We're evil and we want to destroy the world?
Man-Piggy: I buy that.
*Vida glares at Man-Piggy*
Vida: *To herself* By my kris, you WILL be taken away by the end of the season...and SPD shall fall. *Malicious laughter*
Xander: What was that, V?
Vida: Yay! Princess Sparkletina! *Prances about the store*
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*Rootcore*
*Daggie Crugeron throws BattlizerNorbert a bag of oats*
Chip: Weren't you hijacking him out of here?
....Nick: ...er, what?
Udonna: BOWEN! DADDY'S COMING HOME! And I'm going to find him. If I pass out in the woods, I'm sure a squirrel can attend to my medical needs. Or Phineas. But I'd prefer the squirrel. See you in a few episodes.
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*Hellfershia Basement*
The Book of Plotphecy: And so, Naicrolai proceeded to fall down into the depths, where she came face to heel with 10 Rubber Suits. They took her to be a small pest, and said that she needed to go back to the surface and find some friends. In a delighful display of irony, Naicrolai was smacked across the room for badmouthin' Gakkor, who will come to live up to his name in some time. And for you readers out there, today's secret word is "Punishment".
Naicrolai: Punishment?
*Naicrolai is tied up by two snakes from Serpentina*
The Book of Plotphecy: And now back to Madison's display of hopelessness.
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*Power Pop Rap Porium*
Man-Piggy: It's been five hours...and they haven't left. Maybe now I should start talking about giving them shifts or hiring employees or raising their pay or finding an excorist to expel the evil from Vida's body.
*Vida is holding a kris to Man-Piggy's back. Then her MagiPhone rings*
Man-Piggy: *Pulls out the Jake Bonebreaker cutout* MY TIME TO LIVE IS NOW! PEOPLE, ARE YOU READY TO SHOP?!
The Real Jake Bonebreaker: You're just mentally ill enough to be our band's official groupie. What do you say?
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*Streets of Briarwood*
Xandah: I think it was around here. The magic was off the chahts.
*The Stairway to Hell rises from the depths of Hellfershia. A curtain of dark magic pulls back to reveal the hottest band this century...the TEN TERRORS*
Fishyfishy: People of Earth, are you ready to ROCK? Good, because flaming magma will be your first punishment.
*Naicrolai is whipped by Serpentina*
Fishyfishy: Let me introduce ourselves -
*SOUND OFF!*
The Black Knight and his bootleg steeds!
Megagog, now with 42.6% less hissing and wings!
Fish-Head, with the power over aquatic marine life! JUST LIKE AQUAMAN!
Serpentina, a triple-nipple domniatrix who wants her snakes on your plane!
Columbo, the afro-headed detective!
Hacktor, whose acting skills are as atrocious as his trumpet!
Sphinx seeks love with girl from future. Must have the ability to be in many places at once.
Gakkor, whose very name is a death sentence!
Ocuclops, the LASER hunter!
Magma, whose name the writers came up with when they realized he's going to die in this episode.
And we are...THE TEN TERRORS!
*EXPLOSION!*
*MAKE A LEGEND!*
Manticore Megazord: FIRE TORNADO!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.
*Slashes ManticoreLegend back into its components*
Fish-Head: WE WILL MEET AGAIN! FOR MORE......PUN-ISH-MENT!
Xander: Please, no more pun-ishment. I've met with puns before. Their bark is worse than their bite.
Vida: *Holding the kris* Don't knock on wood, Xander.
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*In the Woods*
Nick: Norbert, don't try running away again. I promise, you won't not be dismembered.
*Masked Rider Troblin descends from the trees*
Nick: ...haven't seen you in that getup in awhile.
Phineas: It was at the cleaners. Now, I just came here to justify the episode title by telling you that you are The Light.
Nick: ...and that means?
Phineas: Your parents ROCK! You are better than everybody just because Udonna and Leanbow rolled in the hay. And really, they did. Actual hay. There was a rule against feather plucking back in the 80s...
Nick: ...
Phineas: And you'll need this. *Forcibly straps a Mystified Omega Morpher to Nick's wrist* Enjoy.
*Masked Rider Troblin jumps away as Nick condenses into a ball of red light*
Tinkernick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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*Hellfershia Basement*
Fish-Head: Now for the SELECTION CEREMONY!
*Tinkersam is tossed around like a tetherball and conks Magma on the head*
Magma: I'll show them how hot hot can get!
Naicrolai: Is he serious?
Magma: I AM THE WALRUS!
Beevor: I think I have a few words about that.
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*Briarwood Japanese District*
*Magma lights a tower on fire*
Magma: When this flame goes out, I will commit suicide! Enjoy the burning.
*Lifts the tower out of the ground and smokes it*
Magma: Because I know I do.
*TransCrugernental Express rapid-punches Magma, knocking him down to human size*
DaggieShine: Does that building relieve tension?
Magma: Yes.
DaggieShine: Gimme summa dat.
*Daggie and the others throw it down for the burning tower of peace-a. Citizens flee in terror...peacefully.*
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*Rootcore*
Madison: Maybe there was something I could've done or should've done or would've done if only the writers had noticed me. But how can I get them TO notice me? What does it take? Should I sing or dance or strip or...
Vida: SHUT UP! *Holds the kris over Xander's head*
Xander: Watch where you're aiming that.
Daggie Crugeron: So we lost. But it's not like Magma's going to last long. We've only got nine episodes left. And I'll use every last one of them to get my character known.
Madison: You know how to get to the hearts of the writers?
Daggie Crugeron: Booze.
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*Briarwood*
Magma: VOLCANIC FORCE....LASER!
Naicrolai: The fumes from that tower...so...cool.
Gakkor: *Dies on the spot and revives* Yes.
Mystic Force: ZAP!
Magma: If you can survive while that tower burns, then you win the game, whose rules I made up and will definitely win. That sound good to you?
Vida: *In a hippie outfit, holding a kris* Sounds good to me.
Nick: SPARKLY FIRESTORM!
DaggieShine: You used "SPARKLY FIRESTORM" against a FIRE monster?
Nick: Fight fire with fire, right?
Xandah: Hi, I'm Xandah.
Magma: Hi, I'm Magma.
Xander: So, how's that Pokemon swiping going?
*ZAP!*
Madison: This is my focus-ish episode! TIME TO GO INTO ACTION!
*TIDAL WAVE!*
Magma: IT BURNS!
Nick: But it's a water attack...
Magma: Somebody turn the fire on, I'm blazing here!
Chip: ...*checks his RPG guidebook* Does that even make sense?
Magma: GIANT SIZE!
Manticore: MEGAZORD!
TransCrugernental Express: MEGAZORD!
*Nothing works*
Gakkor: The game is over. And we need a new tower. *Dies and revives again*
Sphinx Seeks Girl: He made up the rules of the game, and now he's lost.
Fish-Head: TRIDENT!
Magma: I MADE UP THE RULES OF THE GAME AND NOW I'VE LOST!
Xander: 'E mayde up the rules of gayme 'en now he's lawst?
Random Citizen Guy: Han gjorde härskar upp av den borttappada leken och nu honom.
Magma: GAK!
Gakkor: Rules, rules, beautiful rules.
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*The Park*
Madison: FINALLY! I'M A CHARACTER! I've made it to the hearts of the writers and became noticed!
Urara: Through means of my footage.
Daggie Crugeron: The only way you can get noticed now is if we get hitched.
Cousin Brucie: YAY! It's a WEDDING!
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*Power Pop Rap Porium*
Man-Piggy: I'd like you all to meet my new employee....LEELEE!
Minimum Wage Leelee: From now on, I am no longer Princess of the Vampires. I'm just a regular American Jane striving to make her way in the world so she can buy the expensive things she someday dreams of buying even though her mom is evil.
Xander: What role do I play in this soap opera of yours?
Minimum Wage Leelee: Comedy relief.
Xander: Awesome.
Minimum Wage Leelee: ...Vida, what are you doing?
*Vida tries to hide the kris in her back pocket and stabs herself in the butt*
Minumum Wage Leelee: I don't have any evil powers, I swear.
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*Briarwoods*
*Udonna, now in a Judo Gi, is out wandering around looking for her husband*
Clare: BOO!
*Judonna collapses to the ground as her IV drip is yanked out at Ludicrous Speed*
Stage 14x24 - "The Light"
Rock Concert Manager: GreenNinja
Special Thanks: Hades Gods
"The Light" Fiver: (StH: Stairway to Hell)
-------------------------------------------------
*Hellfershia*
Naicrolai: We're alive! WE'RE ALIVE! Leelee, find me the Hidiacs and some bling. From now on, I'm REALLY the Queen, baby! *Sits in Imperious' throne* Look at me, I'm Meegyptor, metrosexual mummy king of the underworld...
Vampire Princess Leelee: Mom, can I go hang out with my friends again?
Naicrolai: You had friends?
VPL: THAT'S IT! I'm legal, I'm half-human and I'm leaving!
Naicrolai: Don't let the eye hit you on the way out.
*Naicrolai comes across the Book of Plotphecy*
Naicrolai: "Asterisk Naicrolai comes across the Book of Plotphecy Asterisk". Damn, it's good.
--------------------------------------------------------------
*Power Pop Rap Porium*
Madison: I'm useless as a character. Xander is attracting all the women...
Xander: And men.
Madison: Chip has a library for every possible plot convienence, Vida's...er...well, I think she wants to kill somebody, and Nick is The Most Important Character on the Show. I've done NOTHING.
Aunt Jackie: And that's a wrap. Great scene, Melanie.
Man-Piggy: It's you! My employees! Why is it that you're always running off?
Chip: We're evil and we want to destroy the world?
Man-Piggy: I buy that.
*Vida glares at Man-Piggy*
Vida: *To herself* By my kris, you WILL be taken away by the end of the season...and SPD shall fall. *Malicious laughter*
Xander: What was that, V?
Vida: Yay! Princess Sparkletina! *Prances about the store*
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Rootcore*
*Daggie Crugeron throws BattlizerNorbert a bag of oats*
Chip: Weren't you hijacking him out of here?
....Nick: ...er, what?
Udonna: BOWEN! DADDY'S COMING HOME! And I'm going to find him. If I pass out in the woods, I'm sure a squirrel can attend to my medical needs. Or Phineas. But I'd prefer the squirrel. See you in a few episodes.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Hellfershia Basement*
The Book of Plotphecy: And so, Naicrolai proceeded to fall down into the depths, where she came face to heel with 10 Rubber Suits. They took her to be a small pest, and said that she needed to go back to the surface and find some friends. In a delighful display of irony, Naicrolai was smacked across the room for badmouthin' Gakkor, who will come to live up to his name in some time. And for you readers out there, today's secret word is "Punishment".
Naicrolai: Punishment?
*Naicrolai is tied up by two snakes from Serpentina*
The Book of Plotphecy: And now back to Madison's display of hopelessness.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Power Pop Rap Porium*
Man-Piggy: It's been five hours...and they haven't left. Maybe now I should start talking about giving them shifts or hiring employees or raising their pay or finding an excorist to expel the evil from Vida's body.
*Vida is holding a kris to Man-Piggy's back. Then her MagiPhone rings*
Man-Piggy: *Pulls out the Jake Bonebreaker cutout* MY TIME TO LIVE IS NOW! PEOPLE, ARE YOU READY TO SHOP?!
The Real Jake Bonebreaker: You're just mentally ill enough to be our band's official groupie. What do you say?
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Streets of Briarwood*
Xandah: I think it was around here. The magic was off the chahts.
*The Stairway to Hell rises from the depths of Hellfershia. A curtain of dark magic pulls back to reveal the hottest band this century...the TEN TERRORS*
Fishyfishy: People of Earth, are you ready to ROCK? Good, because flaming magma will be your first punishment.
*Naicrolai is whipped by Serpentina*
Fishyfishy: Let me introduce ourselves -
*SOUND OFF!*
The Black Knight and his bootleg steeds!
Megagog, now with 42.6% less hissing and wings!
Fish-Head, with the power over aquatic marine life! JUST LIKE AQUAMAN!
Serpentina, a triple-nipple domniatrix who wants her snakes on your plane!
Columbo, the afro-headed detective!
Hacktor, whose acting skills are as atrocious as his trumpet!
Sphinx seeks love with girl from future. Must have the ability to be in many places at once.
Gakkor, whose very name is a death sentence!
Ocuclops, the LASER hunter!
Magma, whose name the writers came up with when they realized he's going to die in this episode.
And we are...THE TEN TERRORS!
*EXPLOSION!*
*MAKE A LEGEND!*
Manticore Megazord: FIRE TORNADO!
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.
*Slashes ManticoreLegend back into its components*
Fish-Head: WE WILL MEET AGAIN! FOR MORE......PUN-ISH-MENT!
Xander: Please, no more pun-ishment. I've met with puns before. Their bark is worse than their bite.
Vida: *Holding the kris* Don't knock on wood, Xander.
----------------------------------------------------------
*In the Woods*
Nick: Norbert, don't try running away again. I promise, you won't not be dismembered.
*Masked Rider Troblin descends from the trees*
Nick: ...haven't seen you in that getup in awhile.
Phineas: It was at the cleaners. Now, I just came here to justify the episode title by telling you that you are The Light.
Nick: ...and that means?
Phineas: Your parents ROCK! You are better than everybody just because Udonna and Leanbow rolled in the hay. And really, they did. Actual hay. There was a rule against feather plucking back in the 80s...
Nick: ...
Phineas: And you'll need this. *Forcibly straps a Mystified Omega Morpher to Nick's wrist* Enjoy.
*Masked Rider Troblin jumps away as Nick condenses into a ball of red light*
Tinkernick: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
---------------------------------------------------------------
*Hellfershia Basement*
Fish-Head: Now for the SELECTION CEREMONY!
*Tinkersam is tossed around like a tetherball and conks Magma on the head*
Magma: I'll show them how hot hot can get!
Naicrolai: Is he serious?
Magma: I AM THE WALRUS!
Beevor: I think I have a few words about that.
----------------------------------------------------------------
*Briarwood Japanese District*
*Magma lights a tower on fire*
Magma: When this flame goes out, I will commit suicide! Enjoy the burning.
*Lifts the tower out of the ground and smokes it*
Magma: Because I know I do.
*TransCrugernental Express rapid-punches Magma, knocking him down to human size*
DaggieShine: Does that building relieve tension?
Magma: Yes.
DaggieShine: Gimme summa dat.
*Daggie and the others throw it down for the burning tower of peace-a. Citizens flee in terror...peacefully.*
--------------------------------------------------------------------
*Rootcore*
Madison: Maybe there was something I could've done or should've done or would've done if only the writers had noticed me. But how can I get them TO notice me? What does it take? Should I sing or dance or strip or...
Vida: SHUT UP! *Holds the kris over Xander's head*
Xander: Watch where you're aiming that.
Daggie Crugeron: So we lost. But it's not like Magma's going to last long. We've only got nine episodes left. And I'll use every last one of them to get my character known.
Madison: You know how to get to the hearts of the writers?
Daggie Crugeron: Booze.
------------------------------------------------------------------
*Briarwood*
Magma: VOLCANIC FORCE....LASER!
Naicrolai: The fumes from that tower...so...cool.
Gakkor: *Dies on the spot and revives* Yes.
Mystic Force: ZAP!
Magma: If you can survive while that tower burns, then you win the game, whose rules I made up and will definitely win. That sound good to you?
Vida: *In a hippie outfit, holding a kris* Sounds good to me.
Nick: SPARKLY FIRESTORM!
DaggieShine: You used "SPARKLY FIRESTORM" against a FIRE monster?
Nick: Fight fire with fire, right?
Xandah: Hi, I'm Xandah.
Magma: Hi, I'm Magma.
Xander: So, how's that Pokemon swiping going?
*ZAP!*
Madison: This is my focus-ish episode! TIME TO GO INTO ACTION!
*TIDAL WAVE!*
Magma: IT BURNS!
Nick: But it's a water attack...
Magma: Somebody turn the fire on, I'm blazing here!
Chip: ...*checks his RPG guidebook* Does that even make sense?
Magma: GIANT SIZE!
Manticore: MEGAZORD!
TransCrugernental Express: MEGAZORD!
*Nothing works*
Gakkor: The game is over. And we need a new tower. *Dies and revives again*
Sphinx Seeks Girl: He made up the rules of the game, and now he's lost.
Fish-Head: TRIDENT!
Magma: I MADE UP THE RULES OF THE GAME AND NOW I'VE LOST!
Xander: 'E mayde up the rules of gayme 'en now he's lawst?
Random Citizen Guy: Han gjorde härskar upp av den borttappada leken och nu honom.
Magma: GAK!
Gakkor: Rules, rules, beautiful rules.
-------------------------------------------------
*The Park*
Madison: FINALLY! I'M A CHARACTER! I've made it to the hearts of the writers and became noticed!
Urara: Through means of my footage.
Daggie Crugeron: The only way you can get noticed now is if we get hitched.
Cousin Brucie: YAY! It's a WEDDING!
----------------------------------------------------
*Power Pop Rap Porium*
Man-Piggy: I'd like you all to meet my new employee....LEELEE!
Minimum Wage Leelee: From now on, I am no longer Princess of the Vampires. I'm just a regular American Jane striving to make her way in the world so she can buy the expensive things she someday dreams of buying even though her mom is evil.
Xander: What role do I play in this soap opera of yours?
Minimum Wage Leelee: Comedy relief.
Xander: Awesome.
Minimum Wage Leelee: ...Vida, what are you doing?
*Vida tries to hide the kris in her back pocket and stabs herself in the butt*
Minumum Wage Leelee: I don't have any evil powers, I swear.
-----------------------------------------------------
*Briarwoods*
*Udonna, now in a Judo Gi, is out wandering around looking for her husband*
Clare: BOO!
*Judonna collapses to the ground as her IV drip is yanked out at Ludicrous Speed*