GreenNinja
08-13-2006, 12:35 PM
Power Rangers Mystic Force
Stage 14x22 - "Heir Apparent II"
Bowen is: Tober
Special Thanks: ....Phineas?
"Heir Apparent II" Fiver: (S: STEEEEEEEEEEEDERGON!)
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Last time - foreshadowing, backshadowing, sideshadowing, explosions, explosions, ropes, explosions, stupid use of Dark Magic, and explosions.
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*Hellfershia*
Udonna: LEANBOW, you're alive!
Leanbow: You should've recognized my sword. All The Master did was give it a purple coat of paint.
Nick: Yeah, the sword. Who writes your lines?
Meegyptor: Leanbow may have survived, but Solaris Knight did not!
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*The Wandering Desert of Lost Lunagel*
Daggie Crugeron: I SURVIVED!
Jenji: Gilligan cuts. Love those things. Now can we get out of here?
Daggie Crugeron: First, I have to see a man about a horse. *Talks into his Solar Cell* Ed, that you?
Zedd: Why does EVERYBODY call me that?
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*Hellfershia*
Meegyptor: DIE...PLETE YOUR LIFE FORCE!
Leanbow: UTHE SASORAY!
*Teleport!*
Chip: Was that a Dark Magic circle?
Madison: So THAT'S why you married him.
Vida: Can you teach me a few tricks?
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*Stage 34*
Xander: I still don't get it.
Vida: ...okay, I'm a little mixed up here.
Chip: No kidding.
Nick: Can we just get to the exposition already?
Leanbow: I did Mold once. It made me good. As simple as that.
Xander: Know where I can get some of this Mold?
Udonna: I....OH! *Collapses* I'm as weak as any human now.
Leanbow: So you fall down a lot?
Nick: Just send her back already. It's not like she's of any use to us.
*ZAP*
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*Rootcore*
Udonna: CLARE! I-....*collapse*
Clare: I'll get the IV.
Shayla: *CRASH* ...is this the Animarium?
Clare: As soon as this series is done? I'm moving to New Zealand with Baskin.
Baskin: Yay! A sitcom!
Bruce Kalish: A SITCOM? I'm all over it!
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*Dimension*
Meegyptor: Get them, Kimura!
Naicrolai: Don't you mean...?
Meegyptor: Shut up. Trust the subtitles on this one.
*Red lightning transforms Leanbow into Raiden from Inazuma*
Jun/Umeko: ...wrong valley. *Re-aims the disc as Leanbow turns into Bragel*
*RANGER UP!...to very undramatic disco music*
Naicrolai: You're coming with me.
*Teleport Out*
Nick: POWER OF THE SPARKLY FIREBIRD!
DaggieShine: YEE-HAW!
Chip: Don't EVER do that again.
DaggieShine: The unicorn's name is Brightstar. She can travel through all dimensions, combine with your Megazord, and stab people in very unpleasant ways.
Madison: Where'd Brightstar come from?
DaggieShine: Do I look like I have time for exposition?
Meegyptor: You don't have time to exposit, but you CLEARLY have enough time to foreshadow.
DaggieShine: Then let the foreshadowing....END!
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*Hellfershia*
Naicrolai: I bring you...LEANBOW!
The N-MaSter: ZAP!
*Leanbow is transformed into Khristmas Koragg*
Khristmas Koragg: When I'm done with you, it will be your body on top of the Rootcore tree!
Naicrolai: You need snappier one-liners.
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*Chessboard Power, Go!*
Jenji: In this corner, DaggieShine. In this corner, still with the original mullet, Calendar.
Meegyptor: CALINDOR! Get it right!
Jenji: This battle will make good use of the foreshadowing from the last episode. Now I call on the chain, which is the very essence of wire-fu. BATTLE START!
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*Outside*
Nick: BRIGHTSTAR, GO!
Chip: ...if that's what being a Knight is, I want a horse with a better name. Like Deathhooves or Thestral.
Madison: We have two of Black Lance's Bootleg Valkyrions here.
Chip: What's this one named?
Madison: Rainbow
Chip: GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY!
*STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDERGON!*
Kimura: DRAGON-SMACK!
Nick: The tail hit me hard on that one.
Madison: ...do it again!
*The Rangers fall out of morph*
Xander: My beautiful visage is still beautiful. We can just rejoin Nick.
CatastrosKaiser: Out of the way. We have WolKaiser vs. SaintKaiser stuff to do here.
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*Rootcore*
Udonna: They've turned him back into Koragg!
*Clare lifts up the ass curtain and sticks something in there*
Udonna: Oh, little Brightstar, shining above...something Leanbow ostrich love....*collapses*
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*Battlefield*
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDERGON: STAB!
Kimura: GAK!
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*The Essence of Wire-Fu*
DaggieShine: *Pun*
Calendar: *Counter-Pun*
Jenji: *Hairball*
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*Hellfershia*
Naicrolai: Arise, God of Tentacle Hentai! ARISE!
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*Battlefield*
WolKaiser took his sharp lance and reached for the back of Brightstar, slowly moving the Javelin into her...
*WolKaiser/SaintKaiser slash*
*And away they go!*
Vida: They're a pretty good match.
Xander: Everybody's a match for Xander.
Knightwolfzard: Pick up your sword!
Nick: WHY DIDN'T YOU DESTROY US?!
Xander: Hawnah.
Madison: Because a part of him is still good.
Vida: That's why you're the smart one.
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*Essence of Wire-Fu*
*Calendar zaps Jenji into the lamp*
Jenji: You cheated!
Calendar: I have no honor! You've all been harping it for the past few episodes. Comedy act's over, kitty.
Daggie Crugeron: Well, that's a shocker.
*ZAPPY!*
Daggie Crugeron: SLASH!
Meegyptor: With US? We WERE Leanbow's students...
Meegyptor: GAK! With me, there will come Eight Terrors!
Daggie Crugeron: I thought it was ten.
Meegyptor: Two of 'em are lovey-friendly and all that.
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*Rootcore*
Udonna: So...depressed....just...kill me now....
Clare: ...wasn't that supposed to happen 20 episodes ago?
Udonna: Where'd this blanket come from?
Clare: It's been around since Episode 6. Nick has it.
Udonna: MY GOD! I GET IT NOW!
Clare: Took her long enough.
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*Battlefield*
Knightwolfzard: Yadda yadda HONOR yadda yadda KILL!
Udonna: LEANBOW, STOP!
Knightwolfzard: How'd you get here?
Udonna: He's your son!
Leanbow: I remember my son being lighter.
Udonna: ...next time I see Daggeron, I'll have to talk to him about something....
*The N-MaSter rises*
Leanbow: I'll go stop him. Udonna, I may not come back, so take care of our possible son for me.
*You WILL believe a Rubber Suit can fly*
Leanbow: I summon the power of good magic!
Naicrolai: Is "good" the opposite of "dark"?
Leanbow: .................yes?
The N Ma-Ster: GAK!
Chip: AWESOME! Our Legend Powers are snowflakes!
Udonna: Ooh, snow.
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*The Last Two Minutes*
Daggie Crugeron: So with Meegyptor gone, we can...
Nick: I NEVER HAD A FATHER, OKAY?
Udonna: BOWEN!
Daggie Crugeron: I have to go help Norbert esca...be fed. Yeah. That. Don't want him around you or your mother right now.
Udonna: BOWEN! BOWEN! CLEAN UP THIS ROOM! DADDY'S COMING HOME!
Nick: ...are you on something?
Udonna: No, and I'm not telling you where to get it.
*Udonna collapses to the floor at Ludicrously High Speed*
Stage 14x22 - "Heir Apparent II"
Bowen is: Tober
Special Thanks: ....Phineas?
"Heir Apparent II" Fiver: (S: STEEEEEEEEEEEDERGON!)
----------------------------------------------------
Last time - foreshadowing, backshadowing, sideshadowing, explosions, explosions, ropes, explosions, stupid use of Dark Magic, and explosions.
-----------------------------------------------------
*Hellfershia*
Udonna: LEANBOW, you're alive!
Leanbow: You should've recognized my sword. All The Master did was give it a purple coat of paint.
Nick: Yeah, the sword. Who writes your lines?
Meegyptor: Leanbow may have survived, but Solaris Knight did not!
-----------------------------------------------------
*The Wandering Desert of Lost Lunagel*
Daggie Crugeron: I SURVIVED!
Jenji: Gilligan cuts. Love those things. Now can we get out of here?
Daggie Crugeron: First, I have to see a man about a horse. *Talks into his Solar Cell* Ed, that you?
Zedd: Why does EVERYBODY call me that?
------------------------------------------------------------
*Hellfershia*
Meegyptor: DIE...PLETE YOUR LIFE FORCE!
Leanbow: UTHE SASORAY!
*Teleport!*
Chip: Was that a Dark Magic circle?
Madison: So THAT'S why you married him.
Vida: Can you teach me a few tricks?
-----------------------------------------------------------
*Stage 34*
Xander: I still don't get it.
Vida: ...okay, I'm a little mixed up here.
Chip: No kidding.
Nick: Can we just get to the exposition already?
Leanbow: I did Mold once. It made me good. As simple as that.
Xander: Know where I can get some of this Mold?
Udonna: I....OH! *Collapses* I'm as weak as any human now.
Leanbow: So you fall down a lot?
Nick: Just send her back already. It's not like she's of any use to us.
*ZAP*
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*Rootcore*
Udonna: CLARE! I-....*collapse*
Clare: I'll get the IV.
Shayla: *CRASH* ...is this the Animarium?
Clare: As soon as this series is done? I'm moving to New Zealand with Baskin.
Baskin: Yay! A sitcom!
Bruce Kalish: A SITCOM? I'm all over it!
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*Dimension*
Meegyptor: Get them, Kimura!
Naicrolai: Don't you mean...?
Meegyptor: Shut up. Trust the subtitles on this one.
*Red lightning transforms Leanbow into Raiden from Inazuma*
Jun/Umeko: ...wrong valley. *Re-aims the disc as Leanbow turns into Bragel*
*RANGER UP!...to very undramatic disco music*
Naicrolai: You're coming with me.
*Teleport Out*
Nick: POWER OF THE SPARKLY FIREBIRD!
DaggieShine: YEE-HAW!
Chip: Don't EVER do that again.
DaggieShine: The unicorn's name is Brightstar. She can travel through all dimensions, combine with your Megazord, and stab people in very unpleasant ways.
Madison: Where'd Brightstar come from?
DaggieShine: Do I look like I have time for exposition?
Meegyptor: You don't have time to exposit, but you CLEARLY have enough time to foreshadow.
DaggieShine: Then let the foreshadowing....END!
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*Hellfershia*
Naicrolai: I bring you...LEANBOW!
The N-MaSter: ZAP!
*Leanbow is transformed into Khristmas Koragg*
Khristmas Koragg: When I'm done with you, it will be your body on top of the Rootcore tree!
Naicrolai: You need snappier one-liners.
--------------------------------------------------------
*Chessboard Power, Go!*
Jenji: In this corner, DaggieShine. In this corner, still with the original mullet, Calendar.
Meegyptor: CALINDOR! Get it right!
Jenji: This battle will make good use of the foreshadowing from the last episode. Now I call on the chain, which is the very essence of wire-fu. BATTLE START!
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*Outside*
Nick: BRIGHTSTAR, GO!
Chip: ...if that's what being a Knight is, I want a horse with a better name. Like Deathhooves or Thestral.
Madison: We have two of Black Lance's Bootleg Valkyrions here.
Chip: What's this one named?
Madison: Rainbow
Chip: GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY!
*STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDERGON!*
Kimura: DRAGON-SMACK!
Nick: The tail hit me hard on that one.
Madison: ...do it again!
*The Rangers fall out of morph*
Xander: My beautiful visage is still beautiful. We can just rejoin Nick.
CatastrosKaiser: Out of the way. We have WolKaiser vs. SaintKaiser stuff to do here.
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*Rootcore*
Udonna: They've turned him back into Koragg!
*Clare lifts up the ass curtain and sticks something in there*
Udonna: Oh, little Brightstar, shining above...something Leanbow ostrich love....*collapses*
-----------------------------------------------------------
*Battlefield*
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDERGON: STAB!
Kimura: GAK!
-----------------------------------------------------------
*The Essence of Wire-Fu*
DaggieShine: *Pun*
Calendar: *Counter-Pun*
Jenji: *Hairball*
------------------------------------------------------------
*Hellfershia*
Naicrolai: Arise, God of Tentacle Hentai! ARISE!
------------------------------------------------------------
*Battlefield*
WolKaiser took his sharp lance and reached for the back of Brightstar, slowly moving the Javelin into her...
*WolKaiser/SaintKaiser slash*
*And away they go!*
Vida: They're a pretty good match.
Xander: Everybody's a match for Xander.
Knightwolfzard: Pick up your sword!
Nick: WHY DIDN'T YOU DESTROY US?!
Xander: Hawnah.
Madison: Because a part of him is still good.
Vida: That's why you're the smart one.
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*Essence of Wire-Fu*
*Calendar zaps Jenji into the lamp*
Jenji: You cheated!
Calendar: I have no honor! You've all been harping it for the past few episodes. Comedy act's over, kitty.
Daggie Crugeron: Well, that's a shocker.
*ZAPPY!*
Daggie Crugeron: SLASH!
Meegyptor: With US? We WERE Leanbow's students...
Meegyptor: GAK! With me, there will come Eight Terrors!
Daggie Crugeron: I thought it was ten.
Meegyptor: Two of 'em are lovey-friendly and all that.
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*Rootcore*
Udonna: So...depressed....just...kill me now....
Clare: ...wasn't that supposed to happen 20 episodes ago?
Udonna: Where'd this blanket come from?
Clare: It's been around since Episode 6. Nick has it.
Udonna: MY GOD! I GET IT NOW!
Clare: Took her long enough.
------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Battlefield*
Knightwolfzard: Yadda yadda HONOR yadda yadda KILL!
Udonna: LEANBOW, STOP!
Knightwolfzard: How'd you get here?
Udonna: He's your son!
Leanbow: I remember my son being lighter.
Udonna: ...next time I see Daggeron, I'll have to talk to him about something....
*The N-MaSter rises*
Leanbow: I'll go stop him. Udonna, I may not come back, so take care of our possible son for me.
*You WILL believe a Rubber Suit can fly*
Leanbow: I summon the power of good magic!
Naicrolai: Is "good" the opposite of "dark"?
Leanbow: .................yes?
The N Ma-Ster: GAK!
Chip: AWESOME! Our Legend Powers are snowflakes!
Udonna: Ooh, snow.
--------------------------------------------------------------
*The Last Two Minutes*
Daggie Crugeron: So with Meegyptor gone, we can...
Nick: I NEVER HAD A FATHER, OKAY?
Udonna: BOWEN!
Daggie Crugeron: I have to go help Norbert esca...be fed. Yeah. That. Don't want him around you or your mother right now.
Udonna: BOWEN! BOWEN! CLEAN UP THIS ROOM! DADDY'S COMING HOME!
Nick: ...are you on something?
Udonna: No, and I'm not telling you where to get it.
*Udonna collapses to the floor at Ludicrously High Speed*