Nyranger
08-12-2006, 07:41 PM
["The following story, "Squire boy and the Knight", is based on actual events. It tells the story of Squire Boy, a highly intelligent though quite eccentric 18 year-old who still lives with his mother, and who, despite his age, remains active in knighting. Certain elements of Squire Boy’s story, such as his ability to summon Garudas, have been added for dramatic effect." ]
[ Establishment shot: Exterior, night, Rangers and daggeron are sitting around a fire camp, near rootcore. ]
Daggeron: … and hanging on the horse… was a bloody tentacle!
Nick, Maddie, Xander and Vida: AAH!
Nick: Hey, I got a cool story daggeron, but I can’t tell it until Chipgets back.
Daggeron: Where is Chip?
Madison: He’s right over there!
[ Camera switches to chip, a few feet away from fire camp, staring at a wooden dragon ]
Xander: Squire Boy come over here!
Chip: Hang on a second fell- fellows, I got a bit of a situation here!
Madison: You can relax Chip that thing is made of wood.
Chip: [ Touches the dragon ] So it is. [ Chip goes sit at the fire camp ] Good eye!
Nick: Hey Chip, I got a really scary ghost story! Once upon a time there was a moron, who always had a stupid capre wrapped around his neck!
Chip: Hey, I think I’ve heard this tale before
Nick:… it was a dark and stormy night, and this moron went into the woods, and a huge Troll came up and ripped his head off! – Just ‘cause he looked so stupid! – THE END! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Chip: Hey you wanna see something really scary? Look in the mirror! Mm-mm!
Nick: Ha-ha SHUT up Squire Boy!
Chip: Hey you shut up!
Nick: What was that?
Chip: Nothing.
Daggeron: All right guys! Lay off Chip, You can hike on back to Rootcore and hit the hay! Come on! Let’s go! Let’s go! [ rangers are leaving, disappointed, Daggeron holds chip's leg ] Not you Chip! I wanted to talk to you about something. I see you take a lot of ribbing from the other rangers.
Chip: Goes with the territory daggeron – it’s sticks and stones!
Daggeron: [ Putting his arm around Chip’s shoulder ] Attaboy!.. [ Looking at chip with lust in his eye ] You know, it seems like the moment you get out of the forrest, all the problems sort of, fade away… [ daggeron feels Chip's cheek with his nose ] I’m sorry Chip my - my beard is scratchy isn’t it?
Chip: [ Very uncomfortable with the situation ] No harm done!
Daggeron: [ Continues to feel chip's cheek ] My beard is scratchy hip but it gives good back rubs…
Chip: Yeah um, yeah I’ll take a rain check on that Daggeron.
Daggeron: [ Tears his shirt apart ] Oops! My shirt fell off!
Chip: That’s a quick fix Daggeron just put it back on!
Daggeron: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That’s great Chip! Hey [Holds Chip back again, puts a hand on his leg and rubs it] Do you like ambrosia?
Chip: Actually I prefer pure water um, right out of the ol' lake right here!
Daggeron: I’m going to get us a little…. Ambrosia…. [ Daggeron leaves ]
chip: All right a little drop will not kill me I guess…
[ Chip hears a howl in the forest ]
Chip: Ooo-Ooo to you! Hey owl! if you’re so wise why don’t you go to sleep it’s the middle of the night! [ Chip is amused and proud of his remark. ]
[ daggeron comes back, wearing a bath robe and holding two glasses of Ambrosia. Sits besides Chip ]
Daggeron: Ahhh… Here’s to the Great Outdoors! [ Chip intentionally spills wine over Chip's sleeping bag ] Oops! Was that your sleeping bag? [ Chip gets out of his wet sleeping bag ] You’d better share mine.. It’s Extra Large!
Chip: [ Naive about the invitation ] Sure why not, until mine dries off, it won’t take long it’s made of enchanted self drying fabric.
Daggeron: Chip, would you um.. rub some pixie repellent on my chest?
Chip: It’s February Daggeron I think all the pixies went down south to hibernate, I’ll be honest with you!
Daggeron: Humor me Chip!
[ Chip nervously applies lotion on Daggeron's chest for a few seconds ]
Chip: There you go! No more bugs!
Daggeron: I have to apologize for my hairy chest, it can be a little scratchy…
Chip: Yeah.. my mom might like it as she’s a big Robin Williams fan!
Daggeron: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! You’re very funny Chip! [ Reaches out and holds Chip in his arms ] Make me laugh some more!
Chip: Actually, I left my joke book over at Rootcore, how about I go get it?
Daggeron: That’s okay Chip let’s just, lie here and… look at the stars…. [ Daggeron puts his mouth on Chipscheek and neck ] Do you know um… [ Takes Chip's finger and sucks it ] do you know how.. how to play… "Truth or Dare"…Chip?
Chip: Um, refresh me!
Daggeron: You choose between telling a secret… or doing a Dare…
Chip: All right: "Dare."
[ Daggeron whispers something inaudible at Chip's ear ]
Chip : [ Looking scared ] You know what Daggeron, let’s start off with the Truth!
Daggeron: I’ll tell you a Truth Chip! You know what I hate? Underpants!
[ Daggeron removes his underpants underneath his sleeping bag ]
Chip: Gee, I think if you worry about pixies, underpants would be your last line of defense!
Daggeron: [ Throwing his underpants away ] Problem solved!
Chip: Your problem’s solved but I think my problem’s just beginning! [ Daggeron forces Chip into spoon like position ] Aahhh What the hell is that?
Daggeron: I don’t know, it must have been a pixie.
Chip: That was pretty big for a pixie!
Daggeron: Okay it wasn’t a pixie!
Chip: Let’s go back to saying it was a pixie! Hey you know what, tUdonna just called! She said: "one ranger per sleeping bag!" Sorry! Adios Amigos! [ Chip tries to leave sleeping bag, Daggeron holds him back ]
Daggeron: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! God you make me laugh Chip!
[ Daggeron holds Chip and falls asleep – the morning after…]
Daggeron: [ Wakes up ] I’m sorry Chip, I fell asleep before anything happened.
Chip: No harm done!
Daggeron: Well who’s hungry? I’m gonna go make us a power breakfast! [ Daggeron leaves ]
Chip: Okay…[ Chip gets up, whistles to summon Garudas and runs away ]
Daggeron: [ Daggeron returns ] chip have you ever had a Mimosa? Chip? [ A group of huge garuda "charges" at daggeron from various location ] Ha! Ha! Ha!.. Chip you rascal!"
[ Fade out ]
[ Establishment shot: Exterior, night, Rangers and daggeron are sitting around a fire camp, near rootcore. ]
Daggeron: … and hanging on the horse… was a bloody tentacle!
Nick, Maddie, Xander and Vida: AAH!
Nick: Hey, I got a cool story daggeron, but I can’t tell it until Chipgets back.
Daggeron: Where is Chip?
Madison: He’s right over there!
[ Camera switches to chip, a few feet away from fire camp, staring at a wooden dragon ]
Xander: Squire Boy come over here!
Chip: Hang on a second fell- fellows, I got a bit of a situation here!
Madison: You can relax Chip that thing is made of wood.
Chip: [ Touches the dragon ] So it is. [ Chip goes sit at the fire camp ] Good eye!
Nick: Hey Chip, I got a really scary ghost story! Once upon a time there was a moron, who always had a stupid capre wrapped around his neck!
Chip: Hey, I think I’ve heard this tale before
Nick:… it was a dark and stormy night, and this moron went into the woods, and a huge Troll came up and ripped his head off! – Just ‘cause he looked so stupid! – THE END! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Chip: Hey you wanna see something really scary? Look in the mirror! Mm-mm!
Nick: Ha-ha SHUT up Squire Boy!
Chip: Hey you shut up!
Nick: What was that?
Chip: Nothing.
Daggeron: All right guys! Lay off Chip, You can hike on back to Rootcore and hit the hay! Come on! Let’s go! Let’s go! [ rangers are leaving, disappointed, Daggeron holds chip's leg ] Not you Chip! I wanted to talk to you about something. I see you take a lot of ribbing from the other rangers.
Chip: Goes with the territory daggeron – it’s sticks and stones!
Daggeron: [ Putting his arm around Chip’s shoulder ] Attaboy!.. [ Looking at chip with lust in his eye ] You know, it seems like the moment you get out of the forrest, all the problems sort of, fade away… [ daggeron feels Chip's cheek with his nose ] I’m sorry Chip my - my beard is scratchy isn’t it?
Chip: [ Very uncomfortable with the situation ] No harm done!
Daggeron: [ Continues to feel chip's cheek ] My beard is scratchy hip but it gives good back rubs…
Chip: Yeah um, yeah I’ll take a rain check on that Daggeron.
Daggeron: [ Tears his shirt apart ] Oops! My shirt fell off!
Chip: That’s a quick fix Daggeron just put it back on!
Daggeron: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! That’s great Chip! Hey [Holds Chip back again, puts a hand on his leg and rubs it] Do you like ambrosia?
Chip: Actually I prefer pure water um, right out of the ol' lake right here!
Daggeron: I’m going to get us a little…. Ambrosia…. [ Daggeron leaves ]
chip: All right a little drop will not kill me I guess…
[ Chip hears a howl in the forest ]
Chip: Ooo-Ooo to you! Hey owl! if you’re so wise why don’t you go to sleep it’s the middle of the night! [ Chip is amused and proud of his remark. ]
[ daggeron comes back, wearing a bath robe and holding two glasses of Ambrosia. Sits besides Chip ]
Daggeron: Ahhh… Here’s to the Great Outdoors! [ Chip intentionally spills wine over Chip's sleeping bag ] Oops! Was that your sleeping bag? [ Chip gets out of his wet sleeping bag ] You’d better share mine.. It’s Extra Large!
Chip: [ Naive about the invitation ] Sure why not, until mine dries off, it won’t take long it’s made of enchanted self drying fabric.
Daggeron: Chip, would you um.. rub some pixie repellent on my chest?
Chip: It’s February Daggeron I think all the pixies went down south to hibernate, I’ll be honest with you!
Daggeron: Humor me Chip!
[ Chip nervously applies lotion on Daggeron's chest for a few seconds ]
Chip: There you go! No more bugs!
Daggeron: I have to apologize for my hairy chest, it can be a little scratchy…
Chip: Yeah.. my mom might like it as she’s a big Robin Williams fan!
Daggeron: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! You’re very funny Chip! [ Reaches out and holds Chip in his arms ] Make me laugh some more!
Chip: Actually, I left my joke book over at Rootcore, how about I go get it?
Daggeron: That’s okay Chip let’s just, lie here and… look at the stars…. [ Daggeron puts his mouth on Chipscheek and neck ] Do you know um… [ Takes Chip's finger and sucks it ] do you know how.. how to play… "Truth or Dare"…Chip?
Chip: Um, refresh me!
Daggeron: You choose between telling a secret… or doing a Dare…
Chip: All right: "Dare."
[ Daggeron whispers something inaudible at Chip's ear ]
Chip : [ Looking scared ] You know what Daggeron, let’s start off with the Truth!
Daggeron: I’ll tell you a Truth Chip! You know what I hate? Underpants!
[ Daggeron removes his underpants underneath his sleeping bag ]
Chip: Gee, I think if you worry about pixies, underpants would be your last line of defense!
Daggeron: [ Throwing his underpants away ] Problem solved!
Chip: Your problem’s solved but I think my problem’s just beginning! [ Daggeron forces Chip into spoon like position ] Aahhh What the hell is that?
Daggeron: I don’t know, it must have been a pixie.
Chip: That was pretty big for a pixie!
Daggeron: Okay it wasn’t a pixie!
Chip: Let’s go back to saying it was a pixie! Hey you know what, tUdonna just called! She said: "one ranger per sleeping bag!" Sorry! Adios Amigos! [ Chip tries to leave sleeping bag, Daggeron holds him back ]
Daggeron: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! God you make me laugh Chip!
[ Daggeron holds Chip and falls asleep – the morning after…]
Daggeron: [ Wakes up ] I’m sorry Chip, I fell asleep before anything happened.
Chip: No harm done!
Daggeron: Well who’s hungry? I’m gonna go make us a power breakfast! [ Daggeron leaves ]
Chip: Okay…[ Chip gets up, whistles to summon Garudas and runs away ]
Daggeron: [ Daggeron returns ] chip have you ever had a Mimosa? Chip? [ A group of huge garuda "charges" at daggeron from various location ] Ha! Ha! Ha!.. Chip you rascal!"
[ Fade out ]