Power Rangers Force PRForce Format: Script

[hasso_opitz]

Power Rangers Force PRFORCE
Disclamber: What is it mean?



In a land far way lived Dom. Dom is dwarf. He like ninjor just not.

Dom:
Its mystery. Zordon gone. What do we do?

Kristy came in. She blonde and all like her.

Kristy:
We summon ancient force power ranger force.

Dom:
K.

Dom grabbed diffrent verizon of zenotoum and say magic word.

Dom:
Force PRForce, Colonize!

Power sparkle everywhere. Hit Kristy, Dom died.

Kristy:
NOOOOOOOO DOMMMMMMMM NOt DIEEEE PLEAZZZZZ!!!111

Dom:
You now pink force ranger of PR force spring ’08. Use morph toilet seat colonize powaaaaaa…..(Dom faded way in Kristy arms. Show Kristy upset sad)


Later day

Kristy walk by self then monster atk

Kristy:
No, leave alone! Colonize, Atositize! Force! PRForce!

Kristy flip spandex appear. She pink PRForce ranjar.

Kristy:
Ino Seigi no, sarah fook bisojo sinshe Pink PRForce rngr, moon punish desu yo!

Monster man:
No, you Kristy I have Dom’s soul. See if you get it or not, try best won’t work.

Kristy:
No!

They fight Kristy win she take soul

Dom:
TY Kristy. You freed mai soul. Now I go, you collect other peeps to join you, yo. Bye now. Be safe. You destined one.

Kristy:
NOOOO can’t do without you! Eva!

Dom soul away.

Kristy:
I wonder who help?

Sheila:
Hi I Sheila from under I play golf I moved here cuz my dad is in witness pertectsion.

Cammy:
Hello. I smart so let me b blue k?

Tamber:
Hi I play sports cuz my dad is livin’ his dream in me, but I like drama club so I do rent play, im not gay.

Kristy:
YAHHHH members. We kneed a fif member! Leadah!

Blister:
I no wanna be leader. Screw it.

Blister wak away. Monster attack

Kristy:
Morph time!!11

All (cept Blister he left….or did he?):
Colonize, Atositize! Force! PRForce!

Kristy:
Force Pinku!

Sheila:
Force Yellow!

Cammy:
Force Blue!

Tamber:
Force Black!

Kristy:
We are a force be reckoned!

All:
Power ranger force! PRForceA!

Monster:
You nutin without red spandex hero sentai.

Monster shot beams and he made all demorph and they bleed serious (cut out jetix, no sereious bleeding unlike sentai)

Kristy:
I can’t do it we need leader.

Monster bout to cut Kristy up

Blister:
Noooooooooooooooo!

Blister flew from plane with parachute but it didn’t open he died but came back cuz mutant powers.

Blister:
I didn’t think I could be a force ranger, now I be! Colonize, Atositize! Force! PRForce!


Blister henshin to Dekared

Blister:
Force Reddo. Time Red! PR Force, Power ranger force!

Explosion big

Monster:
Ha, you can’t win im not ur dad he’s dead only a memory duh!

Blister:
My dad is in Egypt duh

Monster:
I mean, not sister, I evil not sister, Karone.

Blister:
I’m only child

Monster:
You lack honor. I go.

Monster left.

Kristy:
Joining us?

Blister:
Denno. Do I get a zord?

Kristy:
Denno, mayb chapter 2?

Spoilers warning chapter 2:
Blister:
Can’t do it. Not safe be ranger, I gotta hide

Kristy:
you can do it you chosen like us


Fight Kristy losin. Tamber play game

Tamber:
I can beat level 4, or maybe not.


Ending theme: Takahasi no Freedom

Freedom, Freedom, Force PRForce,

Freedom, Freedom, Super powaa course

Save mutha, save fatha, Justice team

Save Sistah, save brothtah, world 4 u and me!

Force! PR Force! Rangers! GO!!!

Double spoilers: Monster might be related to a ranger? (hint he red…or not….?)

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Chap 2: revenge of monster not dad of blister or sister again.

Kristy:
You all got powaa of force. Dom died to save the world. I sigh.

Tamber:
I g2g to football practice kbai

Kristy:
Wait, what if monster attk?

Tamber:
My dad says I live his dream. I can’t let him down, duh.

Kristy:
Then let the world down duh.

Tamber left in rage. Kristy sighed again like before, remember?

Sheila:
It’s okay. I play golf. I am having trouble learning karate. If I try harder I might do it. I’m from down under.

Kristy looked

Kristy:
You told me. Why sudden interest karate?

Sheila:
Plot, duh.

Kristy:
Duh me.

Sheila:
Right.


Cammy:
I smart can I b blue?


Meanwhile back at farm, Blister sighs like Kristy just diffrent.

Blister:
Denno what to do Ma. Please help. I need guidance.

Spirit of Ma appear for Blister. Blister gasped unlike other gasps cuz no one else did it yet in my fic, maybe chap 3?

Spirit of Ma:
Son, Blister, do what’s right in hert. Be Dekared Force Reddo TimeRed PRForce ranger, but member you always blister, Kthxbai.

Spirit of Ma flew away and Blister teared up like Kristy did when Dom died remember chap 1? Re-read if not.

Blister:
Right, I do. First I pretend not for plot, ya know.


Meanwhile back at the other farm we were at earlier k.

Alert. Alert. Monster with Karate Chop attk. Run. All base belong us we now! Go force!

Kristy:
But, Blister and Tamber…they not here. He not answer communator.

Sheila:
Let’s go anyway!

Cammy:
Seriously…blue? Please? My dad old rangr he was blue kthx.


All( cept Tamber and Blister they got remembers almost tricked you ha):
Colonize, Atositize! Force! PRForce


They teleport and Karate Chop grunts monster yell.

Monster:
Zomg, only three? Honorless. I go. Cyas. Uuza Urua Teleport now.

Monster left and karate chop attk

Kristy:
Force Pinku!

Sheila:
Force Yellow!

Cammy:
Force…blue? Why does Cammy get to be blue? I wanna be blue like my dad Billy time MMP ranger of MMPR….

All:
PR Force, Power ranger force!

Big explosion run new Zealand sink.

Karate Chop (KC for short k?)
Hahaha. You can’t beat me, every force ranger sucks at karate cept Sheila but she has issues she should work out in the next 5-10 minutes.

Kristy:
Handle it force yellow! Only way! You know karate mixed with golf magic!

Sheila:
I can’t, last time I did it I fell!

Cammy:
Blue blue blue. All I want is BLUE!!

KC:
Hahaha, Karateeeeee Chopppppp SlashhhhHHhhh!

KC slash everyone but Sheila cuz she needs to survive.

Kristy and Cammy:
Noooooo and BLUEEEEE

Sheila:
Nooo stop. Karateeeee punchhhH!

KC exploded, but returning cuz he copied Blister’s powers in his dream.

(Dream sequence)
KC
I’m KC gimmie mutant dna

Blister:
K


(no more dream sequence)

Sheila:
OOOOO k.

Kristy:
Force Bunkah! Sanjou!

Cammy:
Force Domino! Kenzan!

Sheila:
Force Pickle! Down Under!

Zords launch they attack no good they need megazord.

Blister and Tamber appear.

Blister:
YAYYYYY, Zords. Force Capital, Attck!

Tamber:
Force Ferris Wheel, Yah!

Other zords come they form might Force Megazord Zord

All:
Force Megazord Zord Launch!

Kristy:
Laser Lasers!!

Laser lasers shot everywhere and KC hurt

KC:
Nooo

Cammy:
Blue…?

Sheila:
Time to face my fears! Karateeee Forssuuuuuu BLASTDOOO!!!

KC died. They cheered.

Kristy:
Great job, Force Red. You’re the best!

Tamber:
Leader owns!

Cammy:
Blue?

Sheila:
Huh, wha? I did it all! I learned the lesson and defeated KC (Karate Chop)

Everyone sighed

All cept Sheila:
Oh, Jan!


They all left mega and back to farm, first farm.


Farm 1


Blister:
Can’t do it. Not safe be ranger, I gotta hide.

Kristy:
you can do it you chosen like us!

Tamber:
I can beat level 4, or maybe not.

Blister leaves and cries. Tamber plays, Kristy sad. Show Sheila mad. She revengeful.


Spoilers for 3:

Blister:
K I join

Kristy:
Yah!

Monster:
Blister, I am in your hear. It’s your dead ex-sister Koraggone (Koragg and Karone mixed get it? Clever) Meet me alone at beach. Diabolico come.





Ending theme: Takahasi no Freedom

Freedom, Freedom, Force PRForce,

Freedom, Freedom, Super powaa course

Save mutha, save fatha, Justice team

Save Sistah, save brothtah, world 4 u and me!

[Storm Warrior2]

Parodies are only funny when they're funny.

[hasso_opitz]

Chap 3: Sheila revenge Subplot: Tamber faces dad’s last nerve Part 1

Sheila:
I’m still mad at you, I beat KC by myself, remember? I play golf.

Kristy:
Yah.

Sheila:
So you agree?

Kristy:
Wait, what?

Tamber is sad. He walks in farm 1. Kristy walks from Sheila and talks to Tamber.

Kristy:
What’s wrong with Tamber, you? You look sad.

Tamber:
My dad wants me to be like him. He had surgery and couldn’t play anymore.

Kristy:
Why not?

Tamber: Lost both of his legs.

Kristy:
K, be Tamber not Dad Tamber, Tamber. Be yourself.

Cammy:
God, I can’t understand this math equation.

Alert. Alert. Monster attk. Math Wizard. Go.

Kristy:
Morph!

Town near Angel Grove.

Person 1:
Run monster come!!!Q!

Person 2:
We need Force!

Person 3:
This box is heavy, we need force!

Kristy:
Some1 say FORCE?

4:
PR Force!

Blister fell outta sky but lived continuity, members?

All 5:
Now!

They fought and Math Wizard sent out putties. They can’t beat them cept Cammy for plot.

Cammy:
No, leave them alone!

Math Wizard:
K 2+2 and I will explode and you win.

Cammy:
Can’t.

Mysterious figure
Douza Uru Teleport

Math Wizard disappeared and Mysterious Figure gone.

Cammy:
Who dat?


Screen change farm 1.

Kristy:
Why didn’t you do math? Everyone can do math!

Cammy:
Not me, ever since this episode started I seemed to be lackin ya know? Only blue I got is the feeling ya know? Sadness?

Blister:
Never give up!

Sheila:
I hate everyone in this room.
Kristy:
Shut it, Sheila. A friend is in need no time for shelfishness.

Sheila:
Whatev, rude.

Cammy:
Will I ever get this right?

Tamber:
In a time of great need duh.


Blister fell to ground evil spawn his brain

Monster:
Blister, I am in your hear. It’s your dead ex-sister Koraggone (Koragg and Karone mixed get it? Clevers) Meet me alone at beach. Diabolico come.

Blister:
It was monster. He said:
Blister, I am in your hear. It’s your dead ex-sister Koraggone (Koragg and Karone mixed get it? Clever) Meet me alone at beach. Diabolico come.

Kristy:
Trap, duh.

Blister:
I am going, neway duh.

Meanwhiles Tamber left while they talked to talk to his dad.

Tamber:
Dad I don’t won’t you’re life.

Dad:
I have no legs. You want me to cut them off?

Tamber:
Dad, please. Accept me for my drama club. I hate how you always make me play that vicious sport.

Dad:
Are you gay, or something?

Tamber:
No.

Dad:
K play sports then.

Tamber:
NO! Not EVER EVER EVER AGAIN! YOU ALWAYS DO THIS! You never listen to me. You always let my sister do whatever she wants but NOOO I have the penis so I have to follow my dumbass dad’s footsteps. I am SICK and TIRED of getting treated like a puppet. I am GOING to try out for that play, I WILL be the lead, and I will not care if my friends on the basketball team hate ME! They should support me, but NO!

Dad:
K, you’re a disappointment go away.

Tamber:
I hate YOU!

Tamber left. He turned red.


Back at farm base

Kristy:
I wonder how Tamber is do….

Alert. Alert. Monster attk. Math Wizard. Go.


The 4 go.


Town near Angel Grove

All:
PR Force!

Kristy:
Tamber!

Tamber:
I’m living at the farm, k.

Math Wizard:
Zazardo!

Everyone trapped cept Cammy plot remember?

Math Wizard:
You will get one question. Fail? You die. K.

Cammy:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Spoilers for 4 SPOILER ALERT:
Cammy:
The answer is……

Kristy:
I will miss this world!

Cammy:
The answer is……

Blister:
Seeya soon, ma!

Cammy:
The answer is……

Sheila:
That bastard, Blister…

Cammy:
The answer is……

Tamber:
Rot in hell dad!

Cammy:
5?

Ending theme: Takahasi no Freedom

Freedom, Freedom, Force PRForce,

Freedom, Freedom, Super powaa course

Save mutha, save fatha, Justice team

Save Sistah, save brothtah, world 4 u and me!

Edit: Just a little "author's note" that the main purpose isn't to parody PR, but to parody bad scripting. It's shit for a reason.

[Storm Warrior2]

I promised myself I would never try to read this again, after this post:

Reading this story is like being fucked in the eyeball by a rabid squirrel named Davey.

[hasso_opitz]

Reading this story is like being fucked in the eyeball by a rabid squirrel named Davey.
It's almost a complete success. I was going for one named "Marvin".

[hasso_opitz]

Chap 4: Sheila revenge Subplot: Tamber faces dad’s last nerve Part 2

Last time on PRForce Power Rangers Force:

Tamber fought with his dad, Sheila is still mad, Cammy needs help in math cuz it’s the plot. Monster fought Blister but you didn’t see it cuz I forgot.



Math Wizard:
So, boywhosusuallysmartbutforplotisntofcourseandiaddedextraontothistotrickyouha hagotcha, I have a question for you. How many Force members does PRforce currently have?

Cammy:
The answer is……

Kristy:
I will miss this world!

Cammy:
The answer is……

Blister:
Seeya soon, ma!

Cammy:
The answer is……

Sheila:
That bastard, Blister…

Cammy:
The answer is……

Tamber:
Rot in hell dad!

Cammy:
5?

Math Wizard:
Noooo you live!


Monster:
Douza Cazardo Imperious!

Math Wizard drew.


Kristy:
Zords, Sanjou!

All:
Gettai Complete! Force Megazord Zord Suisan, kenzan!

Math Wizard:
Laser Numbers!

All:
Ahhh

Zord fell over.

Cammy:
Noooooo

Zord powered up.

Cammy:
Super Force Math Strike!!!!

Megazord, somehow, gloweded and shot laser glow. Math Wizard exploded.

Monster:
You lack honor, Douza Teleport Zardo.

Back at the Farm

Blister:
I am glad I could help and do it all!

Sheila:
What?! It was..

Cammy:
You, Blister. Without your presence, I wouldn’t have the inner strength. You’re the greatest leader! Blue, blue blue my dad is dead.

Tamber:
I wish my dad was dead.

Kristy:
Teehee

Blister laughed and sat down. As he did he was poked. Sheila put a needle there.

Sheila:
Haha got my revenge in subplot I win.

Blister died but returned cuz he’s mutant.

Sheila:
Nooooooo

Kristy:
Yahhhhhh

Cammy:
Blue. Oh and when the plot of Math Wizard ended I got a A on my test. Yah!



Spoilers 5:

Tamber:
Dad, I left you, please forgive never I hate you.

Kristy:
You can stay here forever k?

Tamber:
K.

Tamber again:
Stop, don’t do it, please!

Evil monster parentatron attack rangers give bedtime

Kristy:
What do we do?

Tamber:
It’s my plot, I solve NOW! Sanjou!



Double spoilers:

The movie! Evil Monster-Man bride of the under-garments.

When evil strike rangers SANJOU!

Power Rangers Force PR Force: The Movie: Super Deluxe Full Bride of Evil. August 2008 selected PC’s like you!

[TuxedoK]

Hey man let me give you a little advice, when doing a script fic, you have to include the actions that are done in it. Check out my fic, Power Rangers Forever, for instance. Its a script fic done the way they should be done. This is more or less just a cold read.

[hasso_opitz]

Hey man let me give you a little advice, when doing a script fic, you have to include the actions that are done in it. Check out my fic, Power Rangers Forever, for instance. Its a script fic done the way they should be done. This is more or less just a cold read.
I really thank you for the advice. I am glad you said it in a tone that shows you want to help.

This is just a joke I pass the time with, and not to me taken serious in any way. It's just making fun of bad scripting, and I don't want to impress anyone.

The whole "zomg gimmie dna powers" dream sequence makes me giggle, though.

[ZeoFury]

All I can say is wow. :023:

[Lisa J]

Hey man let me give you a little advice, when doing a script fic, you have to include the actions that are done in it. Check out my fic, Power Rangers Forever, for instance. Its a script fic done the way they should be done. This is more or less just a cold read.
No offense, but your "scripts" are far from what should be done. Far. Do some research and Google scripting.

[hasso_opitz]

No offense, but your "scripts" are far from what should be done. Far. Do some research and Google scripting.
Erm..yah I didn't have the balls to say it...sorry.

[hasso_opitz]

[b]Chap 5: Parent and Parent Ability[b]

Last time Tamber left his dad to live in the farm, remember? K.

Tamber:
Kristy thanks for lettin me stay.

Kristy:
You can stay here forever, k?

Tamber:
K.

Cammy:
Blue plz thx.

Tamber:
I wrote this to my dad read:

Dear Daddy,
Everything is going great here at the farm. Kristy and the gang has me as ready as I'll ever be for the time being. Daddy, this is the hardest letter I've ever had to write. You've always been my worst fear, and in some ways, you're like the devil. But something has happened here that I can't explain. It's both been wonderful and painful at the same time. Daddy, I've met someone else.
Daddy, you know I would try my hardest to do anything to hurt you. But I feel like I've found the people that I belong with. They’re wonderful, kind, and caring. You'd really hate them. Everything is perfect especially hurting you. I have to follow my heart. I will always hate about you, Daddy. Please go to hell.

Tamber

Kristy:
K.


Meanwhile at the lair of monster:

Monster:
Grrrr, Tamber hates daddy? K. Make daddy a monster attk!

Monster shot beams at Tamber dad he attk

Back the farm dot dot dot…

Alert. Evil monster attk, not old monster new one. Parentatron!

Tamber:
Mi dad, we get to kill ‘em yay!

Kristy:
K. Farm, alert Sheila and Blister nows!
Farm:
K.

Quick Morph teleport like in show remember MMPR episode 2?

Blister: Force Rainbow!
All:
Power Rangers Force! PRForce.

Sheila:
I have a problem

Blister:
What?

Sheila:
I hate my sister, she’s so mean sometimes.

Blister:
Bake her cookies.

Sheila:
She hates cookies.

Blister:
K.

Cammy:
You’re great, leader!

Kristy:
PRForce has chosen wisely!

Sheila:
What the HECK?!?!?!111

Tamber:
Task at hand.

Parentatron:
Haha bedtime, cept Tamber for plot, I’ll “pretend to miss” or something.

All:
AHHHHH
Explosion NZ sank run Atlantis! Lost City!

Tamber:
Guys no!

The sleep lasers hit and they all slept cept Tamber plot remember? K.

Parentatron:
Haha Tamber, got your letter now I evil run hisss

Tamber:
NUUUUUU! Force Ferris Wheel Yah!

The Ferris Wheel sped out and ran over Tamber’s dad.

Tamber:
Owned. Checkmate! Game Over! Gotchuu!

Parentatron got up and attk. Kristy woke.

Kristy:
What do we do?

Blister woke up too!

Blister:
Bake cookies.

Kristy: You’re…so…..gr…..

Kristy fell asleep. Sheila’s eyes rolled in her sleep. Herpies?
Parentatron grew and attk. Tamber got in zord and fought.

Tamber:
I hate YOU!

Dream Land

Blister:
ZOmg, where are we?

Kristy:
Denno, make something up.

Cammy:
Blue, for Goodness sake!

The dream turned blue k.

Sheila:
A world without the annoying leader of PRForce

Sheila disappeared. The rest left.

Cammy:
Haha, Sucker.

Blister:
World with Sheila.

Sheila returned she laughed cuz she’s giggily.

Meanwhile at the battle.

Tamber:
K I will move back in.

Parentatron cried. Tear ran down. Rest woke up, and ran over. Parentatron turned down and back to dad, but Tamber pressed wrong button by accident (on purpose) and kills him. The crowd appeared out of no where and cheered and they all laughed and teleport back to farm.




Ending theme: Takahasi no Freedom

Freedom, Freedom, Force PRForce,

Freedom, Freedom, Super powaa course

Save mutha, save fatha, Justice team

Save Sistah, save brothtah, world 4 u and me!

Blister:
PRForce be back 2 weeks for golf tournament!

Sheila:
I play golf.