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GreenNinja
07-31-2006, 07:18 PM
Power Rangers Mystic Force
Stage 14x22 - "Heir Apparent"
Koragg Is...: GreenNinja
Special Thanks: Plot Convienience
"Heir Apparent" Fiver: (C: Clipsposition)
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*Hellfershia*

Meegyptor: With this Mad Scientist's Bottle of Technicolor Chemical, I shall transform the N. Master into the God of Hentai he was meant to be all along. Or I'll kill him. Either way.

*Knightwolfzard walks in*

Knightwolfzard: You were trying to kill the Master weren't you?

Meegyptor: ..............yes.

Knightwolfzard: Continue what you were doing.

Meegyptor: He really doesn't get that I'm evil, does he?

Styxoid: DUDE! FREE DRINKS! *GAK!*

Meegyptor: LEELEE!

Vampire Princess Leelee: Did he drink the potion?

Meegyptor: Yes?

Vampire Princess Leelee: I'll do it this time. But NEVER. AGAIN.
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*The Woods*

Udonna: This is Bonding...Bondage Battle. It was attributed to ForeverBlack as an episode title, so we weren't sure if it actually existed. Daggeron is very good at foreshadowing its usage next episode.

*Nick gets Daggie down on the ground*

Nick: Booyah.

Daggie Crugeron: You win, and you did it with....

Nick: Can we shut up with the honor stuff already?

Daggie Crugeron: Honor....no. The point is, all of you have improved sufficiently in magic, but your work ethic is slipping.

Vida: Horray for being paid for overtime in the forest!

Man-Piggy: Forest? So THAT'S where you're going?

Cameraman: OUT OF THE SHOT!

Chip: What about Leanbow? That was a good Last Two Minutes. Vida shooting me for the target....fun times.

Udonna: .....NOOOO!!

Daggie Crugeron: No more crying. You've seen what it's done to you before. You went from Katherine to Kaplan these past twenty years. We don't want you becoming a Rubber Suit.

Udonna: I know we've been holding a lot back from you...and the audience....so it's time for something different....
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*Hellfershia*

Meegyptor: We need their Legend Warrior Power! If I don't have horns on my head by this evening, one of you is being thrown into the pit!

Naicrolai: Not again...

Knightwolfzard: DUDE...the colors....

Naicrolai: The mold?

Meegyptor: Yes, the mold. I did mold once. And look at me now.
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*The Balcolny*

Spellgel: Galwit Mysto Clipshow!
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*The Flashbacks of Clipsposition*

Udonna, then young, was married to someone who could pass for her father. Daggie Crugeron was still old. Clare's mother was still making things explode. Udonna and Leanbow got it on, leading to baby Bowen. Then Kalish took over. Life force depleted, both sides defeated, so Daggie ran off into the woods with a baby even though there were explosions going off with every footstep. Fight broke out, Phineas broke in, and Bowen is sitting right there in front of them.
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*Rootcore*

Knightwolfzard: <Mystical Gibberish>

Nick: I couldn't make out what he was saying.

Knightwolfzard: The FIGHT!

Nick: That. After these commercials.
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*The Fight*

Knightwolfzard: Give me the Legend Warrior Power!

*Legend Up!*

Xander: This Legend Warrior Power?

*Xander shows off his uniform*

Knightwolfzard: ....yes. That one.

Nick: It was Xander's fault.
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*The Dimension of Wandering Souls*

Meegyptor: About time you showed up.

Daggie Crugeron: What do you know about Isinia?

Calendar: John, you're out of character.

Daggie Crugeron: That's what YOU say, Benagg, but I say otherwise! Shadow Storm, Mystic Force!

*Turns into some hideous hybrid called MasterShine*

Meegyptor: Dark Power, HYAH!

*KABOOM!*

Meegyptor: Damnit, I thought I hit you. <Mystical Gibberish>

DaggieShine: Magical Source, Scene Transition!
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*The Field*

Knightwolfzard: The Master is honor!

Nick: ...er, right. Code 1, Sparkly Fire!

*KABOOM!*

Nick: Damnit, I thought I hit you.
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*TDoWS*

TransCrugernental Express: FIRE!

Meegyptor: ZAP!

Daggie Crugeron: What did you do?

Meegyptor: I took your Megazord power, of course. *Turns into Stone Meegyptor* ...wasn't aiming for that. Anyway, Mackeral Douza no Zanga!

Daggie Crugeron: That's a forbidden spell!

Meegyptor: The time-vortex one?

Daggie Crugeron: No, the soul-reviving one!

Meegyptor: I summon the Chimera!

Subtitles: Kimura.

Meegyptor: Fine, fine, Kimura!

Chimura: ZAP!

Daggie Crugeron: WHOA!

Chimura: Damnit, I thought we hit him.

Meegyptor: This is the end. So long. DARK ZAP!

....Meegyptor: Damnit, why is my aim so off today?

Jenji: FOR THE KOALA!
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*The Field*

Knightwolfzard: Do I know you? And you? ...don't remember you.

Chimura: Just send them down already.

*A DMC sucks the Rangers down into....
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...Hellfershia*

Vampire Princess Leelee: Hello.

Xander: Hi, I'm Xander.

VPL: I know who you are.

Nick: Should we save her or no?

Vida: ....Leelee's worth saving?

Naicrolai: Keep them as your pets. Do whatever you want with them.

Xander: When you do that, can I go first?

Madison: Oh, shaddup.
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*Rootcore*

Udonna: They've been taken to the Pit. So that leaves me with only one option.

Clare: Astral projection?

Udonna: I'm using DARK MAGIC.

Clare: ...why do we keep a Dark Spells book around here?

Udonna: Same reason we keep the 1001 Things You Need to Know About Dragons. For when the plot calls for it.
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*Hellfershia*

Nick: ...what was the name of that guy again?

Chip: LEANBOW! Daggeron told me it.

Knightwolfzard: Dude...the images...my BRAIN IS ON A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE.

Udonna: Hi-yah!

Knightwolfzard: Whoa, time has not been kind to you. Or I'm still on the Mold.

*Knightwolfzard does a fantastic aerial flip, slices the lightning*

Knightwolfzard: Finally, someone who can hit something.

Meegyptor: BURAJERU!

*Knightwolfzard reveals himself as Udonna's father*

Nick: ....okay, I'm too pretty to be related to EITHER of you.

*The Leisure Lamp flies down into Hellfershia to issue a paternity suit at Ludicrous Speed*

Spiked
07-31-2006, 07:31 PM
HAHAHA! the ending was excellent.

hasso_opitz
07-31-2006, 07:37 PM
Again, it was just okay. I liked the OOC with Tui, but didn't like the slashes at Udonna's actress, but did laugh at the whole age issue with Leanbow and Udonna.

DarkStarShadow
07-31-2006, 07:42 PM
IT'S A LECTURE LAMP! DAGGIE SAID IT HIMSELF! =P


But anyways....that was a good Fiver, as usual.:023:

Psycho Tangerine
08-05-2006, 08:39 PM
I found parts of this confusing and parts of this hilarious. I am currently going through the fanfic archives and am enjoying the fivers/fiverations that you guys have been doing. There just isn't enough power ranger comedy.

(I hope I'm not bumping by commenting on this. But, how far back am I allowed to review a fanfic? Thanks).