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GreenNinja
07-23-2006, 04:21 PM
Power Rangers Mystic Force
Stage 14x21 - "Koragg's Trial"
Stenographer: Tober
Judge: N. Moctomus
Baliff: Naicrolai
The Case of Egyptor vs. Koragg
Court is Now in Session
"Koragg's Trial" Fiver: (OWHH!: Off With His Helmet!)
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*Rootcore*

Daggie Crugeron: ANOTHER potion? What's this one for?

Udonna: I'm not sure. I never got around to labeling these things.

*Udonna drinks one of her many potions and collapses to the ground*

Udonna: This is the one I take when Clare starts her spellwork.

Daggie Crugeron: Then what's the one you're making?

Udonna: Draught of Development.
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*Power Pop Rap Porium*

Nick: Sunday is supposed to be my day off!

Madison: Your day off doing WHAT?

Nick: ...these leather jackets don't clean themselves!

Madison: It's not our fault Xander has a Mold....cold.

Chip: He has a Mold, got it.

*Chip's paintbrush hits Vida's face*

Vida: You're EXTREMELY lucky that wasn't white paint.

*Vida reaches into Hammerspace*

Chip: ....so that's where you keep the sledgehammer.
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*Hellfershia*

Meegyptor: You know, you could've DONE SOMETHING about the whole Legend Warrior thing! Like work them into the credits a little better!

Knightwolfzard: Legend Mode? What's that?

Meegyptor: It runs in the family, I see.

Knightwolfzard: Give me back my magic. I can cast spells without it, but I need it.

Naicrolai: Posession is 9/10 of the....

Knightwolfzard: The Underworld law system is flawed. Too many loopholes. Uthe Bluesis!

Vida: ...did that spell have anything to do with Madison?

Knightwolfzard: How and when did you get here?

Vida: Hammerspace.
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*Power Pop Rap Porium*

Knightwolfzard-in-Nick's-Head: GO! GO! GO! GO! Negative Syndicate! Oh, something Gordom Bunmei, something something else.

Nick: He's singing techno-disco in my head! GET OUT!

Knightwolfzard: Meet me in the Stage 32 Footage. Third set to the left.

Nick: I thought it was fourth set to the right.

Knightwolfzard: That's the ABC Family Original Movies set.

Nick: Gotta remember to avoid that one.
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*Stage 32*

Knightwolfzard: *Rises from the water* We shall.... *throws squid off his shield* FIGHT!

Vida: WE'RE GOING LEGEND OR GOING WITH XANDER!

Chip: We're going to catch a Mold and back out?

*LEGEND UP!*

Nick: SPARKLY FIRE!

*Xander appears in a green cheerleader outfit with pom-poms*

Xander: Go! Fight! Mystic Force! Win!

Hades Beast Manticore: ....*Gaks self out of pity*

*Xander Legends Up. He keeps the skirt*

Manticore Megazord: *Auto-transforms. Then Jacks Up*

Vida: Xander...

Xander: I couldn't resist.

Manticore Megazord: MANTICORE LASER!

Knightwolfzard: LASER? I'm this close to gakking myself....

Meegyptor: And now to make the Rangers catch a cold!

Knightwolfzard: Mold.

Meegyptor: Right, right.

*RED VIRUSOSITY!*

Knightwolfzard: Dude...Mold...*sucks it all in*

Xander: I didn't tell you to stop sucking!

Knightwolfzard: HONOR! THE MASTER! 50% OFF!

Meegyptor: ....I'm taking this to The Master's Court. It'll be on Daytime TV.

Knightwolfzard: The only time when our adult and child audiences have the same IQ.
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*The Court of Clipshows*

Knightwolfzard: What's all this about a Court Order?

Meegyptor: Wall decorations, seize him!

Hidiac: DUUUUUUUUUUDE!

*Hidiacs leap left and right off the walls and hold Koragg back. And some fall into the N. Master's eye and explode. WHOO!*

Meegyptor: And now for a montage I call "Koragg Getting Hit in the Face With a Bike".

Knightwolfzard: ...you weren't even there.

Meegyptor: Shut up and enjoy the clip show!

*Clip Show! Clip Show! Clip Show!*
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*Power Pop Rap Porium*

Nick: Xander, what are you doing?

Xander: I'm supervising.

Vida: Just make sure the truck's still clean when you're done.

Nick: What's with Koragg? Why does he keep attacking us?

Madison: Shush, watch the clip show and see!
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*Hellfershia*

Meegyptor: I call to the stand Naicrolai. Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you God?

Naicrolai: Who's that guy?

Meegyptor: He's the diety that watches us from Magitopia, but that's not important right now. What do you remember?

*Shiny Bottles
Shiny Trains
Explosions
HONOR!*

Knightwolfzard: Chip was incredibly stupid. But that's not the point. The point is....RAAAAAAAAGH!

*Knightwolfzard leaps up as the Hidiacs carry him across the mosh pit that is the Hellfershia world and into Meegyptor's throne*

Meegyptor: What are you doing on there?

Knightwolfzard: I've always wondered how you can sit here for so long. Comfy. Oh....REVENGE! I have proof that you once fought as Calendar!

Meegyptor: CALINDOR! And yes, I did quite like the mullet in my human form.

Jeebus Oliver: And as long as you have the mullet, may the light of Oliver shine upon you.

Knightwolfzard: OUT!

Hidiac In the Front Who's High on Mold: DUDE! MORE CLIP SHOW!

Knightwolfzard: Remember the Barbarian Beasts?

Meegyptor: The capturing of Jenji? The world of ADRkness?

Naicrolai: That was last week!

Knightwolfzard: Dude, I know! What happened last week was totally awesome!

Meegyptor: Totally, dude!

The N. Master: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Naicrolai: What does he want?

The N. Master: So. Much. Talking. ...and clip shows. Can you fight now?

Meegyptor: I call forth Hades Beastman Gaston to steal the ticket to the Solar Streak Megazord AND the Red Wizard's courage!

Gaston: Really?

Meegyptor: No.

*Gaston swipes Mold and Rider Kicks him at Meegyptor before leaving*

Knightwolfzard: Ha-ha! OW!
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*Stage 25*

Daggie Crugeron: There it is. Someone left this "Travelion" card lying around. Don't know what a Travelion is...

Meegyptor: Daggie, my boy? Would you mind getting killed for us?

Daggie Crugeron: Would I what?

*SHINE ON!*

DaggieShine: Solaris Knight!

Knightwolfzard: Did you really need the pose thing?

DaggieShine: ....yes.

*DaggieShine gracefully spins away while explosions explode*
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*Rootcore*

Udonna: Daggeron....
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*Power Pop Rap Porium*

Nick: Udonna!

Madison: Chip!

Chip: Vida!

Vida: Loaded paintbrush!

Xander: Xander! *Grin*
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*Stage 25ish*

DaggieShine: The rest of you, face Koragg. Nick, with me.

Meegyptor: Centipede Attack!

DaggieShine: *Blasts away the centipede segments and various spiders with his lamp* It gets faster in the next level.

Vida: WE'RE GOING LEGEND OR GOING BACK TO PAINT!!

Xander: I SAY WE'RE GOING LEGEND!

Vida: YEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

*Make a Legend! Be Legend!*

*EXPLOSIONS!*

Meegyptor: This recess is over! Back to the courthouse!

Knightwolfzard: But I still need to make a commerical for the attorneys office of Norris, Alianbow, and Pamvari.

Meegyptor: It'd only air on daytime TV.
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*The Master's Court*

The N. Master: This ball of mojo goes to....LEELEE!

Leelee: Really? *Holds the Koraphone* Dark Source, Evil For...

The N. Master: You still think that summary was real? HA. It belongs to Koragg.

Koragg: HONOR! THE MASTER! EEEEEE....dude. I...I see a baby. It's like he's right before me. So sorry I knocked you up, babe.

Naicrolai: We can apologize for Leelee later, but that twerp isn't mine!

Meegyptor: I told you not to inhale the Mold!
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*Power Pop Rap Porium*

Man-Piggy: It looks like you didn't do any work at all!

Chip: We didn't.

Man-Piggy: For all I know, you could've been...causing mischief and letting things explode or doing illegal things involving three mongooses and an ant...but this is AMAZING!

Xander: No, no. If there's anybody you're going to reward for being lazy, it's me.

Man-Piggy: And I will. Xander, you get a raise. The rest of you get this free [Power Pop Rap] Porium T-shirt.

Nick: XANDER...

*Gaston kicks Mold into Xander at Ludicrously Magical Speed*

hasso_opitz
07-23-2006, 04:27 PM
I actually liked this one. It didn't have sentai-reference overkill and laughed when Xander said his own name.

Faqa
07-23-2006, 04:27 PM
Nice fiver. I'd fallen out of the habit of reading these, but this one was great....

Jeebus Oliver: And as long as you have the mullet, may the light of Oliver shine upon you.

Knightwolfzard: OUT!

:D

DarkStarShadow
07-23-2006, 04:31 PM
Cheerleader!Xander makes me happy. ^__^

Good job, as usual. You made a clip show hilarious...you deserve some sort of award...or something.

Storm Warrior2
07-23-2006, 05:46 PM
+1 for "Legend Mode? What's that?"

-1 for no mention of Brett's mom.