GreenNinja
07-12-2006, 02:05 PM
Power Rangers Mystic Force
Stage 14x18-20 - "Dark Wish"
Mabayuki Boukensha: GreenNinja
Special Thanks: The Undead Magicians
Fiver Blockbuster: "Dark Wish": (15: A Fifteener)
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*Power Pop Rap Porium*
Vida: Snore...
Madison: I know we LOOK like an old place, but our one-year anniversary's tomorrow. We're going to party like it's the end of the world.
Man-Piggy: GAH!
Vida: What is it?
Man-Piggy: I can't get anything right! I knew I shouldn't have bought these defective party decorations from some scaly guy in an alley. He was pretty handsome, though.
Madison: What do you need?
Man-Piggy: I need a cake. Because you know that witch Leelee is coming, and I want something that can be hilariously thrown in her face for comic effect.
*Madison magics up a cake*
Man-Piggy: It's perfect! And it looks sweet enough to keep from not going mentally insane for one day.
*Man-Piggy's popper goes off, turning him into slime*
Man-Piggy: I feel great. See if you can use me as filling.
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*Hellfershia*
Meegyptor: VENTURIOUS ALMATIUM!
Knightwolfzard: Spells? There can't be spells in Mystic Force! I've already signed the divorce papers!
*The four Meijuujin Kings walk evilly out of the shadows*
Shrieka: Nice to see you again, Koragg.
Knightwolfzard: My ears are still ringing from Gnatu! SHUT UP!
Warmax: *Sterotypical Japanese Accent* DIE!
Knightwolfzard: Is...is that sake?
Warmax: Root beer.
Knightwolfzard: Imperious has also summoned the Censors, I see.
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*Rootcore*
Udonna: I gave you magic to defeat Rubber Suits, not to play chess and to conjure pizzas.
Chip: At least you didn't see us cleaning up shop back in Episode 2.
Udonna: Saw you doing what?
Chip: Er, never mind.
*Chip throws a pizza back to BattlizerNorbert*
Clare: Sure, give Norbert the room we tied up my mother's body in. Brilliant idea.
Daggie Crugeron: We've got a stereotypical samurai who wants to destroy the bonds between the team down in the woods!
Clare: What bonds?
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*Stage 27*
Warmax: Let us engage in the ancient art of wire-fu!
*WIRE-FU!*
Warmax: GIANT SIZE!
*Everyone fails because Shichijirou has destroyed their friendship, making them act all selfis...never mind.*
Xander: ANIKI SPECIAL CRASH!
Warmax: GAK!
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*Rootcore*
Udonna: Chip, what happened?
Chip: Ooh, ghostly singer lady dancing on the walls...
Vida: *Suddenly loses her memory* Where am I? *Looks to Norbert* A TALKING DRAGON!
Norbert: Stop hugging me!
Daggie Crugeron: Now we've got a singer abducted by a siren who Chip has mysteriously fallen in love with out in the middle of a Japanese forest. Let's GO!
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*Stage 28*
Shrieka: GIANT-SIZE!
Xander: Again? Well, if we're burning through the footage like this...
TransCrugernental Express: MEGAZORD!
*Yadda yadda MAGI SHOOT!*
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*Rootcore*
Udonna: These beasts are nothing more than footage we must use...Chip?
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*Stage 28*
Madison: NOW we use Jenji?
DaggieShine: I don't care what he did to you, we're not using him!
Chip: I'll save you Kira!
Kira (from within Shrieka): Save me, Chip!
*Chip uses Wire-Fu just as much as he did before*
Naicrolai: I'm getting all the mileage I can out of this phone. My minutes are up when the special is over.
DaggieShine and the Daggiettes: ZAP!
Shrieka: GAK!
Naicrolai: Another Stage's footage is done!
Knightwolfzard: Great, we've found our Robotpalooza.
Chip: Did we win?
Nick: Kira's fine, so yeah, I guess.
Kira: Need...my agent...*collapses*
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*Rootcore Garden*
Daggie Crugeron: I'm worried. Both Xander and Nick think THEY have the crossbow. Something's driving them all screwy.
Udonna: I know. And Xander's also talked about seeing a 10-year old girl named Emily. And Madison's been with Brett's mom far too often lately.
Daggie Crugeron: It's not their fault. The blame lies with the interns.
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*Power Pop Rap Porium*
Nick: So...we can either do this the long, boring way, or we can use magic.
Vida: Toby will blame it on the subliminal messages in his records again that it happened so quickly.
Madison: Then let's do it.
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*Hellfershia*
Meegyptor: So, basically, we're killing Koragg and wearing his suit as armor. Then selling the armor. Fightoe, 50 Below, you must do this if you are ever to get past your incredibly ridiculous names.
Fightoe: Yes!
50 Below: Y'got it, bro.
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*The Forest*
Knightwolfzard: What do you two want?
50 Below: Be givin' us some of dat wire-fu action straight up, yo.
Knightwolfzard: Less talking, more fighting.
*Everybody was wire-fu fighting....it was a little bit frightening...Koragg has no timing...*
Fightoe: I think we beat him in enough.
50 Below: Get what I'm sayin', why don' we like, throw him into a pit of fire o' somethin'?
Fightoe: Later. For now we leave him to die. We can just assume he's going to die anyway.
Phineas: The term those gentlemen are looking for is "depleted his life force."
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*Power Pop Rap Porium*
*Man-Piggy dances about as well as Piggy himself*
Vampire Princess Leelee: Dear god, why can't I just bite somebody?
Man-Piggy: Thank you for coming to the Rock Porium!
VPL: What rock?
Man-Piggy: Shush, I'm speeching here.
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*Path of the Fallen Knightwolfzard*
Phineas: Knightwolfzard was an evil, Rangerish man, but he fought with honor. At least from Episode 8. Before that he fought with intolerant cruelty towards men, women, magical creatures, and small children and animals. He may not live on our toy shelves because of his rarity, but he lives on in our hearts. For he has put worms into our hearts as part of an unifinished evil scheme. I will take his sword in memorium.
Knightwolfzard: Go get your own, Masked Rider Troblin.
Phineas: It has been awhile since I've done that...
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*Power Pop Rap Porium*
Man-Piggy: It has been a magical first year. What I can remember of it. I think one of the magicians erased my memory at one point. I think. But I couldn't have done it without my incredible, slackerish employees, who...have just deserted me again.
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*Stage 29*
DaggieShine: He's got bubbles! The deadliest weapon of all!
Fightoe: Where are you aiming that thing?
DaggieShine: Leisure Lamp, Fire!
50 Below: Your bling ain't got that thing dawg.
Nick: MagiStaff Crossbow!
*Beatdown*
Vida: Tornado!
*Beatdown*
Chip: MagiStaff, Crossbow!
Xander: No, mate. I have the crossbow.
*You get it*
50 Below: O, Canada!
*GOAL!*
Nick: Use Jenji to wish away those Rubber Suits so can we go back to doing nothing!
DaggieShine: Jenji Shining Attack!
Fightoe: *Grabs Jenji in his bubble wand* It couldn't have been any easier if you'd just left the lamp laying on the street.
Xander: It was Nick's idea.
*50 Below slapshoots DaggieShine into the water before teleporting away*
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*Rootcore*
Udonna: They captured him because all you could do was rely on Jenji?
Nick: Maybe I should've phrased it better. I didn't want him to use the Shining Attack.
Chip: What are they going to wish for?
Daggie Crugeron: We must be prepared for a budget cut.
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*Hellfershia*
Meegyptor: WOO! WE WIN! *Rubs the Teapot of Ultimate Darkness*
Jenji: Ore sama naame wa Jenji...oh, it's you. What do you want?
Meegyptor: I wish there were never SPD Power Rangers!
Jenji: They don't exist yet.
Meegyptor: Then Mystic Force it is!
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*Briarwood*
Chip: I think I'm a little rusty. We haven't used the treeporting effect in forever.
*Suddenly, the technicolor film vanishes and the music is completely gone.*
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*Rootcore*
Udonna: It's like someone cut the budget!
Daggie Crugeron: I'll see you when Disney starts funding the show again! *Turns to dust*
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*Briarwood*
Man-Piggy: If you want some CDs, I've got some freshly burnt ones for you right here. No charge. These are the best CDs around.
Chip: Wait, CDs are a banned item?
Man-Piggy: And they aren't the only banned thing I've got...
Styxoid: CRUSH!
Man-Piggy: Who's he?
Nick: Me?
Man-Piggy: I've never seen those peanut-ears around here.
Nick: Let's Ranger Up!
*They kinda can't*
Nick: We have to find Udonna. Maybe she's not homeless. I mean, the forest IS another dimension, right?
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*Hellfershia, Still in Technicolor*
Meegyptor: Everybody forgets who the Red Ranger is, and thinks the others are nothing more than wandering hobos! Koragg can be off painting his armor red for all I care, he's not coming back! VICTORY BELONGS TO THE FORCES OF ADRKNESS!
Naicrolai: You meant "Darkness".
Meegyptor: No, I meant ADRkness. New Zealand ADR is the most evil there is.
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*Black and White Woods*
Xander: The Xenotome? Just as useful now as it was back then...
Hobo!Udonna: *Random gibberish*
Hobo!Clare: I can translate. She's saying "get away from my tree before I throw a dead squirrel at you."
Nick: Clare, we had Spell Sex. Don't you remember that?
Hobo!Clare: ...no.
*Hobo!Udonna starts throwing the squirrels*
Chip: Got it. There's no more good magic OR sanity in the world.
Knightwolfzard: Born in darkness, living in darkness...
Xander: Isn't that kind of repetitive now?
Knightwolfzard: Now that I think about it, yes. What do you want?
Nick: To reverse the wish, of course.
Knightwolfzard: Yadda yadda honor, defeat them, save the world, new power-up. HONOR!
Xander: Sure, let's go with that.
*Walking walking la la la*
Chip: NORBERT!
BattlizerNorbert: FIRE BREATH!
Madison: Okay, what's going on?
Knightwolfzard: He either knows that Nick wants to dismember him, or he's EEEEEEEEEEEEVIL now.
Nick: So you found the map from Hobo!Profeesor Fauxnomenus, solved the puzzle of the chest, sat on the egg, and raised Norbert into a full-grown evil dragon?
Knightwolfzard: I can explain later, just climb on. NORBERT UTHA UZANDO!
*BattlizerNorbert takes it to the sky*
Phineas: PJ! COME BACK!
Knightwolfzard: I swear, if you sing that baby song to me one more time...
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*Dark and Stormy Skies*
Chip: AWESOME!
Nick: Oh, be quiet.
Naicrolai: You're not getting to the Tribunal of Magitopia, not if I have anything to say about it!
*Dogfight! GoGo Jet swoops in and blasts Naicrolai down*
Portal: WHOOSH!
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*Magitopia...Holy Glory Sand...*
Chip: Bring on the monkey and train me already!
BattlizerNorbert: I'm not sticking around with you anymore. I'M COMIN', DADDY!
Xander: Norbert has two daddies?
Nick: We can deal with that later.
Bag-Eye Baggins: Where are you going, humans?
Xander: Hello, hobo, I'm Xander. We're looking for the Tribunal of Magitopia. Can you help us?
Bag-Eye Baggins: I can. But first, you must fight the magicians who died trying to get to the Tribunal...ALL EIGHT OF THEM!
Chip: The Tribunal's been around for 300 years or longer and only EIGHT people have tried?
Bag-Eye Baggins: They were eight very incompetent people.
*A long, wire-fu battle with Bag-Eye Baggins and friends goes here. They WIN, surprisingly. Stupid undead hobbits didn't even know what hit 'em.*
Bag-Eye Baggins: You win this key. Use it well.
*BEB turns to dust, just like Daggie Crugeron*
Vida: Two doors diverged in a yellow desert, and sorry, we cannot travel both, so long we stand here, or we should, take the one that will...something something.
*Maddie opens the first*
Vida: It's HOME!
Xander: Let's take it! It's endorsed by the dead guy who failed to get to the magic people!
Madison: You're strong as a tree, Xander, and just as smart as one.
*Chip sees what's behind Door Number Two*
Chip: A glowing portal, this'll do it.
*Beanstalk!Mandora Boy shoots out of the door and grabs the five*
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*The Tribunal of Magitopia*
Background Singers: MAGITOPIA! HOLY GLORY LAND!
Seinaru mahou...
Black Tribunal: Shut that thing off! We don't need a theme song!
White Tribunal: I thought it was a good idea.
Red Tribunal: Welcome, humans. You are the first to reach us in 300 years.
Nick: Yeah, the other eight guys failed. We saw.
Xander: Hi, I'm Xander.
Black: SHUT UP! I've seen you do that every time, and has it ever WORKED?
Nick: So, to cut to the chase, we got Jenji stolen because we started using magic for everything, even though the last time we did was in Episode 2.
White Tribunal: They're such sweet little kids. We should help them.
Black Tribunal: They're slackers. Have they ever been at work for more than 20 minutes?
Red Tribunal: We need some thinking music.
*"Song for Magitopia" again! Chip sings along*
Red Tribunal: Survey says...NO.
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*Back in Black and White Briarwood*
Xander: They're treating humans like animals.
Nick: I'll let it slide.
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*The Tribunal of Magitopia*
White Tribunal: They just gave up.
Black Tribunal: I told you Animus was wrong last poker night.
Red Tribunal: Shush, keep watching. Maybe something good will happen.
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*Briarwood*
Naicrolai: Any human who disagrees with us is sent to the mines! And if the mines doesn't work, then they're sent to my daughter's room. I don't really care.
*Man-Piggy is listening to his music box*
Naicrolai: NO MUSIC! Every note you play takes away from the budget!
Man-Piggy: Couldn't you have just cast an anti-music spell?
Naicrolai: Don't try to outsmart me!
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*The Tribunal of Magitopia*
White Tribunal: Is she related to you?
Black Tribunal: For the last time, I am not that spoiled little princess' baby daddy!
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*Briarwood*
Nick: RAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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*TToM*
Red Tribunal: What happend to the green one anyway?
White Tribunal: Something about Bizzaroboard.
Black Tribunal: The Tribunal does not need a fourth member for comedy relief! THREE IS ENOUGH!
*Some fights later*
Black Tribunal: While they are stupid and immature, they do have YUUKI!
White Tribunal: YUUKI it is. We reverse the wish.
Red Tribunal: Give them some new merchandise to shill out in the last fifteen minutes. I like the idea.
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*Briarwood*
Naicrolai: Finally, I get to deplete your life force!
Chip: Yay, she's not going to kill us!
*Suddenly, the budget returns and everything returns to normal*
*MAHOU HENSHIN!*
*The five attack by throwing wads of money....er, elemental attacks....*
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*Hellfershia*
Meegyptor: NO! THE RANGERS ARE BACK!
Vampire Princess Leelee: Gee, ya think?
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*Rootcore*
Daggie Crugeron: What happened?
Udonna: *Throws dead squirrel at Daggie Crugeron*
Clare: Calm. Down.
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*Explosion Avenue*
Nick: GALWIT MYSTO MOTRO!
Spellgel: What, I'm needed again?
*More wire-fu*
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*Hellfershia*
*Leelee rubs the Teapot of Ultimate Darkness*
Jenji: That feels good...now rub the nozzle...and...THERE WE GO! I will grant you one wish.
Vampire Princess Leelee: I wish I knew what that wish was.
Jenji: You would've wished to become an evil Ranger, but then had it revealed to be a dirty lie. Mommy has the UzaPhone, you know.
Vampire Princess Leelee: NOOOOOOOO!
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*Stage 29*
Fightoe: I almost forgot there was a second part to this Stage.
Naicrolai: Magic Phone, make my badly-pun-named-monster grow!
Fightoe: GIANT SIZE!
*Bubble-rocks!*
Titan Megazord: LOST GALAXY SLASH!
Fightoe's Bubble Wand: BREAK!
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*Hellfershia*
Knightwolfzard: Out of the way, cannon fodder! The Master is great! The Master rocks! The Master owns Brett's mom!
Meegyptor: What's with you?
Knightwolfzard: Fightoe and 50-Below.
Meegyptor: Yes, I was wondering why they were named that.
Knightwolfzard: They beat me and left me to die. And near a troblin.
Meegyptor: A what?
Knightwolfzard: If this was the alternate universe, I'd have Norbert burning your bandages right now, ya flaming roll of toilet tissue.
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*Rootcore*
Daggie Crugeron: So you went to the Tribunal of Magitopia, were HELPED by Knightwolfzard and managed to save the day.
Jenji: It was my fault.
Nick: No, it was ours. This whole thing started when Warmax destroyed the bonds that held us together with his sword, causing us to become angry and dependent.
Udonna: That never happened.
Xander: Less talking, more fighting.
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*1006 Legend Street*
*Everything's coming up explosion*
50-Below: Yo man, you ain't got no kinda skill fo'a Knight.
Knightwolfzard: *Holds out the Furymax Saber and Shield from the toyline* How about two knights, one with a new toy to shill?
Jenji: C'mon, Dusty, let's hit the trail to that abandoned alley.
*Knightwolfzard and 50-Below Average IQ fight*
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*Tribunal of Magitopia*
White Tribunal: Koragg, yes, him. He works for evil, but fights with honor.
Red Tribunal: At least from "Stranger Within" onwards.
Black Tribunal: (On the phone) Green? You there? We need you man!
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*1006 Legend Street*
*KABOOM!*
Rangers: The moral of the story, if you didn't catch it the first time, is this - "Being lazy never gets anything done. You're going to get your ass kicked either way."
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*Tribunal of Magitopia*
White Tribunal: There's the moral!
Red Tribunal: AGAIN!
Black Tribunal: Hey, Green's here!
Green Tribunal: We've got two more episodes of footage to burn, let's GO! GO! GO!
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*1006 Legend Street*
Jenji: Something's fishy here.
Daggie Crugeron: But the alley smells like dead squirrels.
Rangers: Legendary Storm, Mystic Form!
Spellgel: GALWIT MYSTO NERMAX! ...so, how long until you guys will need me again?
Xander: Element of Australia, Green Legend Warrior!
Vida: Element of Lez, Pink Legend Warrior!
Madison: Element of Not Existing, Blue Legend Warrior!
Chip: Element of Wacky, Yellow Legend Warrior!
Nick: Legend Mode? What's that?
All: We Call Forth the Power of Magiranger Footage!
*EXPLOSION!*
Jenji: Inconcievable!
Daggie Crugeron: This can't end well.
All: Mystic Lion Staffs!
Nick: There's a Firebird on them too, you know!
Xander: Rockslide!
Vida: *Speaks only in SFX*
Madison: *Speaks only in SFX*
Chip: Thunderstorm!
Nick: SPARKLY FIRE!
50-Below: I call forth Evil Ice, the Devil's Glacier, which will freeze the world and make it my...GAK!
Nick: Quit with the monolouging!
Daggie Crugeron: I'd be in the footage with you, but we're running out of time.
Knightwolfzard: Honor honor something honor.
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*Rootcore*
Udonna: Amazing how the Xenotome is powered by the Tribunal, isn't it?
Daggie Crugeron: It isn't. Yet it somehow KNOWS of these things.
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*Hellfershia*
Fightoe: EGYPTOR!
Meegyptor: I can't stand your name anymore, so buh-bye!
Fightoe: POOF!
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*The Red-Light-Tinted Dimension*
Fightoe: Where am I?
Meegyptor: In the red-light-tinted dimension! You will be used to power Zelzord Mark II. Ta-ta!
Fightoe: PREMATURE GAK!
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*Rootcore*
Udonna: There's trouble!
Daggie Crugeron: Jenji and I will go get our asses kicked.
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*The Red-Light-Tinted Dimension*
TransCrugernental Express: BEATDOWN!
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*The Streets*
*Nick's MagiPhone rings*
Nick: Hello, this is Nick, what is it?
Udonna: Your Legend Power also comes with a Megazord. It's a little clunky, but it automatically transforms. That's the price you have to pay.
*LEGEND UP!*
Nick: Legend of Magentic Connectors, Mystic Firebird!
Xander and Chip (Maddie and Vida can't speak, you know): Legend of Auto-Walking, Mystic Lion!
*Fire Mountain Roars, Ring of Flame, yadda yadda*
Manticore Megazord: MEGAZORD!
Nick: I love this Jacking-Up gimmick.
Xander: SCREW CALIBUR! ...hee.
Chip: Magical Climax! Screw Calibur, Fire Tornado!
Zelzord Mark II: GAK!
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*Streets of Briarwood*
Knightwolfzard: Just letting you know, but our alliance is over until the red coat of paint dries.
Nick: Yeah, the scan thing.
Knightwolfzard: The Master would not approve of me hanging out with you guys. So I left him with Leelee instead.
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*The Last Two Minutes*
Man-Piggy: *Who has been rambling on for the past hour* And that's how I lived life as a hobo for one hour...er, four months. Now, who's got another interesting story.
Vida: We've got something for you!
Man-Piggy: I almost forgot you worked here...and Vida, never open a bakery, because your cooking...well....I'm not gonna eat that.
*Vida looks to Xander*
Vida: It was Xander's fault.
Xander: Some Last Two Minutes this is.
*Vida takes her pink and puts it where Nick and Xander's crossbows are at Ludicrous Speed*
Stage 14x18-20 - "Dark Wish"
Mabayuki Boukensha: GreenNinja
Special Thanks: The Undead Magicians
Fiver Blockbuster: "Dark Wish": (15: A Fifteener)
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*Power Pop Rap Porium*
Vida: Snore...
Madison: I know we LOOK like an old place, but our one-year anniversary's tomorrow. We're going to party like it's the end of the world.
Man-Piggy: GAH!
Vida: What is it?
Man-Piggy: I can't get anything right! I knew I shouldn't have bought these defective party decorations from some scaly guy in an alley. He was pretty handsome, though.
Madison: What do you need?
Man-Piggy: I need a cake. Because you know that witch Leelee is coming, and I want something that can be hilariously thrown in her face for comic effect.
*Madison magics up a cake*
Man-Piggy: It's perfect! And it looks sweet enough to keep from not going mentally insane for one day.
*Man-Piggy's popper goes off, turning him into slime*
Man-Piggy: I feel great. See if you can use me as filling.
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*Hellfershia*
Meegyptor: VENTURIOUS ALMATIUM!
Knightwolfzard: Spells? There can't be spells in Mystic Force! I've already signed the divorce papers!
*The four Meijuujin Kings walk evilly out of the shadows*
Shrieka: Nice to see you again, Koragg.
Knightwolfzard: My ears are still ringing from Gnatu! SHUT UP!
Warmax: *Sterotypical Japanese Accent* DIE!
Knightwolfzard: Is...is that sake?
Warmax: Root beer.
Knightwolfzard: Imperious has also summoned the Censors, I see.
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*Rootcore*
Udonna: I gave you magic to defeat Rubber Suits, not to play chess and to conjure pizzas.
Chip: At least you didn't see us cleaning up shop back in Episode 2.
Udonna: Saw you doing what?
Chip: Er, never mind.
*Chip throws a pizza back to BattlizerNorbert*
Clare: Sure, give Norbert the room we tied up my mother's body in. Brilliant idea.
Daggie Crugeron: We've got a stereotypical samurai who wants to destroy the bonds between the team down in the woods!
Clare: What bonds?
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*Stage 27*
Warmax: Let us engage in the ancient art of wire-fu!
*WIRE-FU!*
Warmax: GIANT SIZE!
*Everyone fails because Shichijirou has destroyed their friendship, making them act all selfis...never mind.*
Xander: ANIKI SPECIAL CRASH!
Warmax: GAK!
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*Rootcore*
Udonna: Chip, what happened?
Chip: Ooh, ghostly singer lady dancing on the walls...
Vida: *Suddenly loses her memory* Where am I? *Looks to Norbert* A TALKING DRAGON!
Norbert: Stop hugging me!
Daggie Crugeron: Now we've got a singer abducted by a siren who Chip has mysteriously fallen in love with out in the middle of a Japanese forest. Let's GO!
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*Stage 28*
Shrieka: GIANT-SIZE!
Xander: Again? Well, if we're burning through the footage like this...
TransCrugernental Express: MEGAZORD!
*Yadda yadda MAGI SHOOT!*
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*Rootcore*
Udonna: These beasts are nothing more than footage we must use...Chip?
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*Stage 28*
Madison: NOW we use Jenji?
DaggieShine: I don't care what he did to you, we're not using him!
Chip: I'll save you Kira!
Kira (from within Shrieka): Save me, Chip!
*Chip uses Wire-Fu just as much as he did before*
Naicrolai: I'm getting all the mileage I can out of this phone. My minutes are up when the special is over.
DaggieShine and the Daggiettes: ZAP!
Shrieka: GAK!
Naicrolai: Another Stage's footage is done!
Knightwolfzard: Great, we've found our Robotpalooza.
Chip: Did we win?
Nick: Kira's fine, so yeah, I guess.
Kira: Need...my agent...*collapses*
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*Rootcore Garden*
Daggie Crugeron: I'm worried. Both Xander and Nick think THEY have the crossbow. Something's driving them all screwy.
Udonna: I know. And Xander's also talked about seeing a 10-year old girl named Emily. And Madison's been with Brett's mom far too often lately.
Daggie Crugeron: It's not their fault. The blame lies with the interns.
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*Power Pop Rap Porium*
Nick: So...we can either do this the long, boring way, or we can use magic.
Vida: Toby will blame it on the subliminal messages in his records again that it happened so quickly.
Madison: Then let's do it.
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*Hellfershia*
Meegyptor: So, basically, we're killing Koragg and wearing his suit as armor. Then selling the armor. Fightoe, 50 Below, you must do this if you are ever to get past your incredibly ridiculous names.
Fightoe: Yes!
50 Below: Y'got it, bro.
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*The Forest*
Knightwolfzard: What do you two want?
50 Below: Be givin' us some of dat wire-fu action straight up, yo.
Knightwolfzard: Less talking, more fighting.
*Everybody was wire-fu fighting....it was a little bit frightening...Koragg has no timing...*
Fightoe: I think we beat him in enough.
50 Below: Get what I'm sayin', why don' we like, throw him into a pit of fire o' somethin'?
Fightoe: Later. For now we leave him to die. We can just assume he's going to die anyway.
Phineas: The term those gentlemen are looking for is "depleted his life force."
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*Power Pop Rap Porium*
*Man-Piggy dances about as well as Piggy himself*
Vampire Princess Leelee: Dear god, why can't I just bite somebody?
Man-Piggy: Thank you for coming to the Rock Porium!
VPL: What rock?
Man-Piggy: Shush, I'm speeching here.
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*Path of the Fallen Knightwolfzard*
Phineas: Knightwolfzard was an evil, Rangerish man, but he fought with honor. At least from Episode 8. Before that he fought with intolerant cruelty towards men, women, magical creatures, and small children and animals. He may not live on our toy shelves because of his rarity, but he lives on in our hearts. For he has put worms into our hearts as part of an unifinished evil scheme. I will take his sword in memorium.
Knightwolfzard: Go get your own, Masked Rider Troblin.
Phineas: It has been awhile since I've done that...
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*Power Pop Rap Porium*
Man-Piggy: It has been a magical first year. What I can remember of it. I think one of the magicians erased my memory at one point. I think. But I couldn't have done it without my incredible, slackerish employees, who...have just deserted me again.
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*Stage 29*
DaggieShine: He's got bubbles! The deadliest weapon of all!
Fightoe: Where are you aiming that thing?
DaggieShine: Leisure Lamp, Fire!
50 Below: Your bling ain't got that thing dawg.
Nick: MagiStaff Crossbow!
*Beatdown*
Vida: Tornado!
*Beatdown*
Chip: MagiStaff, Crossbow!
Xander: No, mate. I have the crossbow.
*You get it*
50 Below: O, Canada!
*GOAL!*
Nick: Use Jenji to wish away those Rubber Suits so can we go back to doing nothing!
DaggieShine: Jenji Shining Attack!
Fightoe: *Grabs Jenji in his bubble wand* It couldn't have been any easier if you'd just left the lamp laying on the street.
Xander: It was Nick's idea.
*50 Below slapshoots DaggieShine into the water before teleporting away*
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*Rootcore*
Udonna: They captured him because all you could do was rely on Jenji?
Nick: Maybe I should've phrased it better. I didn't want him to use the Shining Attack.
Chip: What are they going to wish for?
Daggie Crugeron: We must be prepared for a budget cut.
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*Hellfershia*
Meegyptor: WOO! WE WIN! *Rubs the Teapot of Ultimate Darkness*
Jenji: Ore sama naame wa Jenji...oh, it's you. What do you want?
Meegyptor: I wish there were never SPD Power Rangers!
Jenji: They don't exist yet.
Meegyptor: Then Mystic Force it is!
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*Briarwood*
Chip: I think I'm a little rusty. We haven't used the treeporting effect in forever.
*Suddenly, the technicolor film vanishes and the music is completely gone.*
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*Rootcore*
Udonna: It's like someone cut the budget!
Daggie Crugeron: I'll see you when Disney starts funding the show again! *Turns to dust*
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*Briarwood*
Man-Piggy: If you want some CDs, I've got some freshly burnt ones for you right here. No charge. These are the best CDs around.
Chip: Wait, CDs are a banned item?
Man-Piggy: And they aren't the only banned thing I've got...
Styxoid: CRUSH!
Man-Piggy: Who's he?
Nick: Me?
Man-Piggy: I've never seen those peanut-ears around here.
Nick: Let's Ranger Up!
*They kinda can't*
Nick: We have to find Udonna. Maybe she's not homeless. I mean, the forest IS another dimension, right?
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*Hellfershia, Still in Technicolor*
Meegyptor: Everybody forgets who the Red Ranger is, and thinks the others are nothing more than wandering hobos! Koragg can be off painting his armor red for all I care, he's not coming back! VICTORY BELONGS TO THE FORCES OF ADRKNESS!
Naicrolai: You meant "Darkness".
Meegyptor: No, I meant ADRkness. New Zealand ADR is the most evil there is.
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*Black and White Woods*
Xander: The Xenotome? Just as useful now as it was back then...
Hobo!Udonna: *Random gibberish*
Hobo!Clare: I can translate. She's saying "get away from my tree before I throw a dead squirrel at you."
Nick: Clare, we had Spell Sex. Don't you remember that?
Hobo!Clare: ...no.
*Hobo!Udonna starts throwing the squirrels*
Chip: Got it. There's no more good magic OR sanity in the world.
Knightwolfzard: Born in darkness, living in darkness...
Xander: Isn't that kind of repetitive now?
Knightwolfzard: Now that I think about it, yes. What do you want?
Nick: To reverse the wish, of course.
Knightwolfzard: Yadda yadda honor, defeat them, save the world, new power-up. HONOR!
Xander: Sure, let's go with that.
*Walking walking la la la*
Chip: NORBERT!
BattlizerNorbert: FIRE BREATH!
Madison: Okay, what's going on?
Knightwolfzard: He either knows that Nick wants to dismember him, or he's EEEEEEEEEEEEVIL now.
Nick: So you found the map from Hobo!Profeesor Fauxnomenus, solved the puzzle of the chest, sat on the egg, and raised Norbert into a full-grown evil dragon?
Knightwolfzard: I can explain later, just climb on. NORBERT UTHA UZANDO!
*BattlizerNorbert takes it to the sky*
Phineas: PJ! COME BACK!
Knightwolfzard: I swear, if you sing that baby song to me one more time...
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*Dark and Stormy Skies*
Chip: AWESOME!
Nick: Oh, be quiet.
Naicrolai: You're not getting to the Tribunal of Magitopia, not if I have anything to say about it!
*Dogfight! GoGo Jet swoops in and blasts Naicrolai down*
Portal: WHOOSH!
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*Magitopia...Holy Glory Sand...*
Chip: Bring on the monkey and train me already!
BattlizerNorbert: I'm not sticking around with you anymore. I'M COMIN', DADDY!
Xander: Norbert has two daddies?
Nick: We can deal with that later.
Bag-Eye Baggins: Where are you going, humans?
Xander: Hello, hobo, I'm Xander. We're looking for the Tribunal of Magitopia. Can you help us?
Bag-Eye Baggins: I can. But first, you must fight the magicians who died trying to get to the Tribunal...ALL EIGHT OF THEM!
Chip: The Tribunal's been around for 300 years or longer and only EIGHT people have tried?
Bag-Eye Baggins: They were eight very incompetent people.
*A long, wire-fu battle with Bag-Eye Baggins and friends goes here. They WIN, surprisingly. Stupid undead hobbits didn't even know what hit 'em.*
Bag-Eye Baggins: You win this key. Use it well.
*BEB turns to dust, just like Daggie Crugeron*
Vida: Two doors diverged in a yellow desert, and sorry, we cannot travel both, so long we stand here, or we should, take the one that will...something something.
*Maddie opens the first*
Vida: It's HOME!
Xander: Let's take it! It's endorsed by the dead guy who failed to get to the magic people!
Madison: You're strong as a tree, Xander, and just as smart as one.
*Chip sees what's behind Door Number Two*
Chip: A glowing portal, this'll do it.
*Beanstalk!Mandora Boy shoots out of the door and grabs the five*
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*The Tribunal of Magitopia*
Background Singers: MAGITOPIA! HOLY GLORY LAND!
Seinaru mahou...
Black Tribunal: Shut that thing off! We don't need a theme song!
White Tribunal: I thought it was a good idea.
Red Tribunal: Welcome, humans. You are the first to reach us in 300 years.
Nick: Yeah, the other eight guys failed. We saw.
Xander: Hi, I'm Xander.
Black: SHUT UP! I've seen you do that every time, and has it ever WORKED?
Nick: So, to cut to the chase, we got Jenji stolen because we started using magic for everything, even though the last time we did was in Episode 2.
White Tribunal: They're such sweet little kids. We should help them.
Black Tribunal: They're slackers. Have they ever been at work for more than 20 minutes?
Red Tribunal: We need some thinking music.
*"Song for Magitopia" again! Chip sings along*
Red Tribunal: Survey says...NO.
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*Back in Black and White Briarwood*
Xander: They're treating humans like animals.
Nick: I'll let it slide.
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*The Tribunal of Magitopia*
White Tribunal: They just gave up.
Black Tribunal: I told you Animus was wrong last poker night.
Red Tribunal: Shush, keep watching. Maybe something good will happen.
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*Briarwood*
Naicrolai: Any human who disagrees with us is sent to the mines! And if the mines doesn't work, then they're sent to my daughter's room. I don't really care.
*Man-Piggy is listening to his music box*
Naicrolai: NO MUSIC! Every note you play takes away from the budget!
Man-Piggy: Couldn't you have just cast an anti-music spell?
Naicrolai: Don't try to outsmart me!
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*The Tribunal of Magitopia*
White Tribunal: Is she related to you?
Black Tribunal: For the last time, I am not that spoiled little princess' baby daddy!
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*Briarwood*
Nick: RAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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*TToM*
Red Tribunal: What happend to the green one anyway?
White Tribunal: Something about Bizzaroboard.
Black Tribunal: The Tribunal does not need a fourth member for comedy relief! THREE IS ENOUGH!
*Some fights later*
Black Tribunal: While they are stupid and immature, they do have YUUKI!
White Tribunal: YUUKI it is. We reverse the wish.
Red Tribunal: Give them some new merchandise to shill out in the last fifteen minutes. I like the idea.
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*Briarwood*
Naicrolai: Finally, I get to deplete your life force!
Chip: Yay, she's not going to kill us!
*Suddenly, the budget returns and everything returns to normal*
*MAHOU HENSHIN!*
*The five attack by throwing wads of money....er, elemental attacks....*
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*Hellfershia*
Meegyptor: NO! THE RANGERS ARE BACK!
Vampire Princess Leelee: Gee, ya think?
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*Rootcore*
Daggie Crugeron: What happened?
Udonna: *Throws dead squirrel at Daggie Crugeron*
Clare: Calm. Down.
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*Explosion Avenue*
Nick: GALWIT MYSTO MOTRO!
Spellgel: What, I'm needed again?
*More wire-fu*
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*Hellfershia*
*Leelee rubs the Teapot of Ultimate Darkness*
Jenji: That feels good...now rub the nozzle...and...THERE WE GO! I will grant you one wish.
Vampire Princess Leelee: I wish I knew what that wish was.
Jenji: You would've wished to become an evil Ranger, but then had it revealed to be a dirty lie. Mommy has the UzaPhone, you know.
Vampire Princess Leelee: NOOOOOOOO!
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*Stage 29*
Fightoe: I almost forgot there was a second part to this Stage.
Naicrolai: Magic Phone, make my badly-pun-named-monster grow!
Fightoe: GIANT SIZE!
*Bubble-rocks!*
Titan Megazord: LOST GALAXY SLASH!
Fightoe's Bubble Wand: BREAK!
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*Hellfershia*
Knightwolfzard: Out of the way, cannon fodder! The Master is great! The Master rocks! The Master owns Brett's mom!
Meegyptor: What's with you?
Knightwolfzard: Fightoe and 50-Below.
Meegyptor: Yes, I was wondering why they were named that.
Knightwolfzard: They beat me and left me to die. And near a troblin.
Meegyptor: A what?
Knightwolfzard: If this was the alternate universe, I'd have Norbert burning your bandages right now, ya flaming roll of toilet tissue.
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*Rootcore*
Daggie Crugeron: So you went to the Tribunal of Magitopia, were HELPED by Knightwolfzard and managed to save the day.
Jenji: It was my fault.
Nick: No, it was ours. This whole thing started when Warmax destroyed the bonds that held us together with his sword, causing us to become angry and dependent.
Udonna: That never happened.
Xander: Less talking, more fighting.
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*1006 Legend Street*
*Everything's coming up explosion*
50-Below: Yo man, you ain't got no kinda skill fo'a Knight.
Knightwolfzard: *Holds out the Furymax Saber and Shield from the toyline* How about two knights, one with a new toy to shill?
Jenji: C'mon, Dusty, let's hit the trail to that abandoned alley.
*Knightwolfzard and 50-Below Average IQ fight*
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*Tribunal of Magitopia*
White Tribunal: Koragg, yes, him. He works for evil, but fights with honor.
Red Tribunal: At least from "Stranger Within" onwards.
Black Tribunal: (On the phone) Green? You there? We need you man!
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*1006 Legend Street*
*KABOOM!*
Rangers: The moral of the story, if you didn't catch it the first time, is this - "Being lazy never gets anything done. You're going to get your ass kicked either way."
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*Tribunal of Magitopia*
White Tribunal: There's the moral!
Red Tribunal: AGAIN!
Black Tribunal: Hey, Green's here!
Green Tribunal: We've got two more episodes of footage to burn, let's GO! GO! GO!
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*1006 Legend Street*
Jenji: Something's fishy here.
Daggie Crugeron: But the alley smells like dead squirrels.
Rangers: Legendary Storm, Mystic Form!
Spellgel: GALWIT MYSTO NERMAX! ...so, how long until you guys will need me again?
Xander: Element of Australia, Green Legend Warrior!
Vida: Element of Lez, Pink Legend Warrior!
Madison: Element of Not Existing, Blue Legend Warrior!
Chip: Element of Wacky, Yellow Legend Warrior!
Nick: Legend Mode? What's that?
All: We Call Forth the Power of Magiranger Footage!
*EXPLOSION!*
Jenji: Inconcievable!
Daggie Crugeron: This can't end well.
All: Mystic Lion Staffs!
Nick: There's a Firebird on them too, you know!
Xander: Rockslide!
Vida: *Speaks only in SFX*
Madison: *Speaks only in SFX*
Chip: Thunderstorm!
Nick: SPARKLY FIRE!
50-Below: I call forth Evil Ice, the Devil's Glacier, which will freeze the world and make it my...GAK!
Nick: Quit with the monolouging!
Daggie Crugeron: I'd be in the footage with you, but we're running out of time.
Knightwolfzard: Honor honor something honor.
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*Rootcore*
Udonna: Amazing how the Xenotome is powered by the Tribunal, isn't it?
Daggie Crugeron: It isn't. Yet it somehow KNOWS of these things.
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*Hellfershia*
Fightoe: EGYPTOR!
Meegyptor: I can't stand your name anymore, so buh-bye!
Fightoe: POOF!
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*The Red-Light-Tinted Dimension*
Fightoe: Where am I?
Meegyptor: In the red-light-tinted dimension! You will be used to power Zelzord Mark II. Ta-ta!
Fightoe: PREMATURE GAK!
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*Rootcore*
Udonna: There's trouble!
Daggie Crugeron: Jenji and I will go get our asses kicked.
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*The Red-Light-Tinted Dimension*
TransCrugernental Express: BEATDOWN!
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*The Streets*
*Nick's MagiPhone rings*
Nick: Hello, this is Nick, what is it?
Udonna: Your Legend Power also comes with a Megazord. It's a little clunky, but it automatically transforms. That's the price you have to pay.
*LEGEND UP!*
Nick: Legend of Magentic Connectors, Mystic Firebird!
Xander and Chip (Maddie and Vida can't speak, you know): Legend of Auto-Walking, Mystic Lion!
*Fire Mountain Roars, Ring of Flame, yadda yadda*
Manticore Megazord: MEGAZORD!
Nick: I love this Jacking-Up gimmick.
Xander: SCREW CALIBUR! ...hee.
Chip: Magical Climax! Screw Calibur, Fire Tornado!
Zelzord Mark II: GAK!
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*Streets of Briarwood*
Knightwolfzard: Just letting you know, but our alliance is over until the red coat of paint dries.
Nick: Yeah, the scan thing.
Knightwolfzard: The Master would not approve of me hanging out with you guys. So I left him with Leelee instead.
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*The Last Two Minutes*
Man-Piggy: *Who has been rambling on for the past hour* And that's how I lived life as a hobo for one hour...er, four months. Now, who's got another interesting story.
Vida: We've got something for you!
Man-Piggy: I almost forgot you worked here...and Vida, never open a bakery, because your cooking...well....I'm not gonna eat that.
*Vida looks to Xander*
Vida: It was Xander's fault.
Xander: Some Last Two Minutes this is.
*Vida takes her pink and puts it where Nick and Xander's crossbows are at Ludicrous Speed*