GreenNinja
04-18-2006, 03:42 PM
Power Rangers Mystic Force
Stage 14x9 - "Stranger Within II"
Vampire King: GreenNinja
Special Thanks: J.K. Rowling
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Two weeks and a year ago, our Founding Fathers set forth upon a TV set and created Magiranger, which was aped to make the episode that only aired two weeks ago. They brought with them vampires, scary DJs, vampires, poses out of nowhere, vampires, chalk, and vampires. This week, vampires. Vampires. Vampires. Vampires. EXPLOSiONS!
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*Hellfershia*
Voldemorticon: I thought you wanted NICK to be the vampire...
Naicrolai: No can do. Vida's a little more...submissive.
Voldemorticon: Just as long as she doesn't Pink up the pit, I'll be happy. What about you, Wolzard?
Knightwolfzard: "Teleplay by Bruce Kalish"? I'm out of here.
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*Rootwarts School of Icecraft and Sheepery*
Vida: Let me out!
Chip: Sorry, V. According to the ancient scrolls, "No one gets outside".
Clare: That's the FURY Circle that the scrolls mentioned, Chip.
Chip: Then it's PERFECT for us!
Madison: Okay, so Vida wasn't bitten by the DJ.
Xander: Thank GOD.
Chip: Nick, why don't you call Koragg up on your little psychic hotline? I think it has something to do with that freaky scar of yours. The dreams and everything.
Nick: What scar?
Dekaranger Narrator: Nick is not an ESPer, so when he tries to contact Koragg, the most he'll end up with is a minor migrane.
Knightwolfzard: What do you want? I've tried contacting you before, but your mind was too busy thinking of...ugh...Madison...and Xander.
Madison: So, who will watch Vida if I'm watching Nick?
Clare: I'll do it! Since I'm no longer invisible...
Xander: It's a shame we had to miss out on the wacky hijinx, but...what can you do?
Udonna: *Pulls out MagiTicket* I have a man named Wonka I must meet with. You all do whatever.
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*The Glen*
Knightwolfzard: I thought I asked for Red Wizard.
Chip: And I asked for Leather Pants, but we can't always get what we want! Now what have you done with Vida?
Knightwolfzard: Is she growing hair in places she hasn't before and howling at the moon?
Chip: Er...no.
Knightwolfzard: THEN I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT! Do I look like a vampire to you? I'm Koragg the Knight WOLF.
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*Magic Roomcore*
Naicrolai: I couldn't get a church in time, so come to the Creepy-Looking Place With All the Candles. You'll know where it is.
Vida: (in a display of...GASP!...overacting) CLARE! QUICKLY! I need a nice blonde girl to let me feel things that I can't feel being trapped in this circle! Set me free! Set me free!
Clare: "Set you free"? If you weren't wearing black leather before, you DEFINITELY should be wearing it now.
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*Woods of Wooden Acting*
Knightwolfzard: If you want to return the Pink Witch to her usual butch self, defeat the Rubber Suit called "Necrolai". The key ingredient is candy.
Chip: Candy?
Knightwolfzard: The guy with the Golden Tickets can't get here fast enough to help these morons out.
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*Happy Trees*
Madison: Clare? You CAN step outside the circle, you know. ...are you a vampire? Did Vida bite you?
Chip: She's not wearing that pasty-white make-up. Can't be a vampire.
Xander: Plan Xander-A5: Help the chicks with whatever menial task they need if it will get you to them.
*Xander breaks the circle*
Vida!Clare: ...you saw NOTHING!
Clare!Clare: What did I just say?
Xander: Plan Xander is a failure.
Clare!Clare: I've known that for a while. So where's Vida?
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*Creepy-Looking Place With All the Candles*
Naicrolai: This is even better than a church. This is a TORTURE CHAMBER! Oh, how I LOVE it!
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*Maaji Maji MajiRootcore*
Madison: Chip, what does the script for Stage 12 say on defeating Vampires?
Chip: It says I suddenly need to be doing potions as my main spell...and it also says Vida and I should switch colors.
Xander: That's not the Stage 12 script.
Chip: It isn't? *Looks* Right, right. Fanfic. I love those things. Did you know that people write stories focusing entirely around me?
Nick: Later, Chip. We must consult...The Book of Foreshadows!
Chip: Oh, mighty Xenotome, tell us what Plot Device we need next.
Xenotome: CANDY! But I don't have the ingredients...the time...or the Oompa-Loompas.
Udonna: I, however, do. I'll get to making that Dawn Crystal brand rock candy immediately!
Chip: And so will I!
Oompa Loompas: Oompa Loompa doompaty doo/to make the Dawn Crystal de gozarimasu desu/Oompa Loompa doompaty dight/use the rays of the sun's morning light.
Hikaru: You called?
Udonna: For the last time, Mr. Sungel, I am NOT going to be "pimped" by you! OUT OF MY TREE!
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*Church of Satan*
Naicrolai: Do you know why I am immune to Weasley's stupid "vampire rules"? Because I am the QUEEN! And being a queen, SOMEONE out there has wanted to be with me once or twice. Do you know why I vampirisized you? Because you'd be like the brother my little princess never had.
Vida: Brother?
Naicrolai: Honestly, dear, if it wasn't for the pink and the skirt, people would think you're a man.
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*Charlie Thorn and the Rock Candy Factory*
Chip: SUGAR! SUGAR! Leaf from Mandora Boy...and SUGAR!
Udonna: Isn't that too much sugar?
Chip: M'dam, there's no such thing as "too much" sugar.
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*A Montage*
Madison: SIS!
Nick: MADISON!
Xander: PHINEAS!
Syd: SAMUEL!
Sam: MY BODY!
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*Charlie Thorn and the Rock Candy Factory*
Udonna: It is time, Ron!
Hikaru: GOJIKA!
Light: WHOOSH!
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*The Only Cool Place in Briarwood*
Madison: We'll NEVER find her!
Vida: Find who?
Madison: SIS!
Vida: You're still running with that? We're ma...
Nick: You're what?
Madison: Err....very happy that we're together again.
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*Charlie Thorn and the Rock Candy Factory*
Udonna: It is done!
Chip: Tasty.
Nick: Break that thing into bits and set it on the table, Vida's back! She defeated Necrolai by herself!
Xander: We doubt it, but she did.
Chip: You can't be serious!
Vida: I brought apples!
Madison: Wait...Vida can't peel apples that skillfully.
Chip: I'd like to peel her apples....look, it's a chariot being pulled by two golden-winged ostriches holding the Supreme Court Justices!
Xander: WHERE?
Chip: Great, now Vida's escaped.
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*The Street the Rest of the Episode Takes Place On*
Nick: Vida, hold it right there!
Naicrolai: I'll not let you harm my adopted son!
Vida: Henshin da!
Madison: Son?
Xander: I don't want to know.
Chip: The candyman has something he must do!
*Meanwhile, Vida proceeds to show the others why magic isn't strong enough if you don't use it*
Nick: We're not doing well going easy on her.
Vida: Then why don't I FORCE you to morph like you should've done in the first place!
Nick, Xander, Madison: THANK YOU!
Chip: Turn Vida back!
Naicrolai: Did you hear me the first time?
Chip: Fine. But I know the weakness of a vampire...CANDY!
*Pulls out Dawn Crystal brand rock candy*
Naicrolai: Let me not be impaled upon the sugary goodness! ...er, badness!
Vida: I'll be the one to suffer your dental bills, my queen!
Chip: That ain't good.
Naicrolai: What, that she's defending me?
Chip: No, the dental bills.
Vida: ...whatamIdoingstandinghere
andwhyhaveyouattachedcandytoyourMagiStaff
andhaveIalwaysbeenthis"manly"?
Chip: You're her servant, vampires hate candy, and yes. Now...ROCK CANDY ROCKET!
Nick: NO!
Madison: Uh...SIS!
Xander: She was the one that Plan Xander ALMOST worked on!
Vida: I know kung-fu. Whoa. *Leaps out of the way*
Naicrolai: THE SUGARY SWEETNESS! IT SICKENS ME! IT BURNS!
Chip: V is for...I don't know.
Vida: Ask Houka!
Tsubasa: MagiCross Boomerang!
Disney Censor: COVER IT!
Disney Censor #2: What about the vampire bewbs?
Disney Censor: THOSE TOO!
Naicrolai: GAK!
Knightwolfzard: Glad to have her out of the way. Now WE fight. Uthe Samba Mejor Catastros Equestras Ultimas!
Titan Megazord: MEGAZORD!
*Clash of the Spell Seals*
Vida: Chip, for not being completely moronic, you've earned a new spell!
*TENKUU MAHOU SLASH!*
Chip: Titans, Go!
*Out of nowhere the T-Robo lands and throttles CastastrosKaiser*
Knightwolfzard: I thought your show was cancelled!
Robin: We live on on the Internet...FOREVER.
Oompa Loompas: Weasley is our king/Weasley is our king/Weasley was a candymaker clear/bursted Vancurlai from there to here/That's why Briarwood does sing/Weasley is our king!
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*The Street of Evil Things*
Vancurlai: Stupid rock candy. But...myeh...I'm immortal.
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*Jake Bonebreaker Shrine*
Vida: Leelee? You know the whole "RAGH! I'm a vampire!" thing? That was me taking cosplay to the extreme.
Leelee: Eyeah...it happens....I've gotta go!
Chip: Oh, brother.
Vida: Funny. That's what she said too.
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*Creepy Backalley*
Naicrolai: You remind me of someone I know...
*Vampire Catfight!*
Naicrolai: You're almost as bad as your adopted brother...
Vampire Princess Leelee: I had an adopted brother?
Naicrolai: Forget I said anything. Now go dress up in your black leather.
*Vampire Princess Leelee realizes that she and her mother are trapped in an Abandoned Warehouse filled with candy at Ludicrous Speed*
Stage 14x9 - "Stranger Within II"
Vampire King: GreenNinja
Special Thanks: J.K. Rowling
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Two weeks and a year ago, our Founding Fathers set forth upon a TV set and created Magiranger, which was aped to make the episode that only aired two weeks ago. They brought with them vampires, scary DJs, vampires, poses out of nowhere, vampires, chalk, and vampires. This week, vampires. Vampires. Vampires. Vampires. EXPLOSiONS!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Hellfershia*
Voldemorticon: I thought you wanted NICK to be the vampire...
Naicrolai: No can do. Vida's a little more...submissive.
Voldemorticon: Just as long as she doesn't Pink up the pit, I'll be happy. What about you, Wolzard?
Knightwolfzard: "Teleplay by Bruce Kalish"? I'm out of here.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Rootwarts School of Icecraft and Sheepery*
Vida: Let me out!
Chip: Sorry, V. According to the ancient scrolls, "No one gets outside".
Clare: That's the FURY Circle that the scrolls mentioned, Chip.
Chip: Then it's PERFECT for us!
Madison: Okay, so Vida wasn't bitten by the DJ.
Xander: Thank GOD.
Chip: Nick, why don't you call Koragg up on your little psychic hotline? I think it has something to do with that freaky scar of yours. The dreams and everything.
Nick: What scar?
Dekaranger Narrator: Nick is not an ESPer, so when he tries to contact Koragg, the most he'll end up with is a minor migrane.
Knightwolfzard: What do you want? I've tried contacting you before, but your mind was too busy thinking of...ugh...Madison...and Xander.
Madison: So, who will watch Vida if I'm watching Nick?
Clare: I'll do it! Since I'm no longer invisible...
Xander: It's a shame we had to miss out on the wacky hijinx, but...what can you do?
Udonna: *Pulls out MagiTicket* I have a man named Wonka I must meet with. You all do whatever.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
*The Glen*
Knightwolfzard: I thought I asked for Red Wizard.
Chip: And I asked for Leather Pants, but we can't always get what we want! Now what have you done with Vida?
Knightwolfzard: Is she growing hair in places she hasn't before and howling at the moon?
Chip: Er...no.
Knightwolfzard: THEN I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT! Do I look like a vampire to you? I'm Koragg the Knight WOLF.
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*Magic Roomcore*
Naicrolai: I couldn't get a church in time, so come to the Creepy-Looking Place With All the Candles. You'll know where it is.
Vida: (in a display of...GASP!...overacting) CLARE! QUICKLY! I need a nice blonde girl to let me feel things that I can't feel being trapped in this circle! Set me free! Set me free!
Clare: "Set you free"? If you weren't wearing black leather before, you DEFINITELY should be wearing it now.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
*Woods of Wooden Acting*
Knightwolfzard: If you want to return the Pink Witch to her usual butch self, defeat the Rubber Suit called "Necrolai". The key ingredient is candy.
Chip: Candy?
Knightwolfzard: The guy with the Golden Tickets can't get here fast enough to help these morons out.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
*Happy Trees*
Madison: Clare? You CAN step outside the circle, you know. ...are you a vampire? Did Vida bite you?
Chip: She's not wearing that pasty-white make-up. Can't be a vampire.
Xander: Plan Xander-A5: Help the chicks with whatever menial task they need if it will get you to them.
*Xander breaks the circle*
Vida!Clare: ...you saw NOTHING!
Clare!Clare: What did I just say?
Xander: Plan Xander is a failure.
Clare!Clare: I've known that for a while. So where's Vida?
------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Creepy-Looking Place With All the Candles*
Naicrolai: This is even better than a church. This is a TORTURE CHAMBER! Oh, how I LOVE it!
------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Maaji Maji MajiRootcore*
Madison: Chip, what does the script for Stage 12 say on defeating Vampires?
Chip: It says I suddenly need to be doing potions as my main spell...and it also says Vida and I should switch colors.
Xander: That's not the Stage 12 script.
Chip: It isn't? *Looks* Right, right. Fanfic. I love those things. Did you know that people write stories focusing entirely around me?
Nick: Later, Chip. We must consult...The Book of Foreshadows!
Chip: Oh, mighty Xenotome, tell us what Plot Device we need next.
Xenotome: CANDY! But I don't have the ingredients...the time...or the Oompa-Loompas.
Udonna: I, however, do. I'll get to making that Dawn Crystal brand rock candy immediately!
Chip: And so will I!
Oompa Loompas: Oompa Loompa doompaty doo/to make the Dawn Crystal de gozarimasu desu/Oompa Loompa doompaty dight/use the rays of the sun's morning light.
Hikaru: You called?
Udonna: For the last time, Mr. Sungel, I am NOT going to be "pimped" by you! OUT OF MY TREE!
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*Church of Satan*
Naicrolai: Do you know why I am immune to Weasley's stupid "vampire rules"? Because I am the QUEEN! And being a queen, SOMEONE out there has wanted to be with me once or twice. Do you know why I vampirisized you? Because you'd be like the brother my little princess never had.
Vida: Brother?
Naicrolai: Honestly, dear, if it wasn't for the pink and the skirt, people would think you're a man.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Charlie Thorn and the Rock Candy Factory*
Chip: SUGAR! SUGAR! Leaf from Mandora Boy...and SUGAR!
Udonna: Isn't that too much sugar?
Chip: M'dam, there's no such thing as "too much" sugar.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
*A Montage*
Madison: SIS!
Nick: MADISON!
Xander: PHINEAS!
Syd: SAMUEL!
Sam: MY BODY!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Charlie Thorn and the Rock Candy Factory*
Udonna: It is time, Ron!
Hikaru: GOJIKA!
Light: WHOOSH!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
*The Only Cool Place in Briarwood*
Madison: We'll NEVER find her!
Vida: Find who?
Madison: SIS!
Vida: You're still running with that? We're ma...
Nick: You're what?
Madison: Err....very happy that we're together again.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
*Charlie Thorn and the Rock Candy Factory*
Udonna: It is done!
Chip: Tasty.
Nick: Break that thing into bits and set it on the table, Vida's back! She defeated Necrolai by herself!
Xander: We doubt it, but she did.
Chip: You can't be serious!
Vida: I brought apples!
Madison: Wait...Vida can't peel apples that skillfully.
Chip: I'd like to peel her apples....look, it's a chariot being pulled by two golden-winged ostriches holding the Supreme Court Justices!
Xander: WHERE?
Chip: Great, now Vida's escaped.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
*The Street the Rest of the Episode Takes Place On*
Nick: Vida, hold it right there!
Naicrolai: I'll not let you harm my adopted son!
Vida: Henshin da!
Madison: Son?
Xander: I don't want to know.
Chip: The candyman has something he must do!
*Meanwhile, Vida proceeds to show the others why magic isn't strong enough if you don't use it*
Nick: We're not doing well going easy on her.
Vida: Then why don't I FORCE you to morph like you should've done in the first place!
Nick, Xander, Madison: THANK YOU!
Chip: Turn Vida back!
Naicrolai: Did you hear me the first time?
Chip: Fine. But I know the weakness of a vampire...CANDY!
*Pulls out Dawn Crystal brand rock candy*
Naicrolai: Let me not be impaled upon the sugary goodness! ...er, badness!
Vida: I'll be the one to suffer your dental bills, my queen!
Chip: That ain't good.
Naicrolai: What, that she's defending me?
Chip: No, the dental bills.
Vida: ...whatamIdoingstandinghere
andwhyhaveyouattachedcandytoyourMagiStaff
andhaveIalwaysbeenthis"manly"?
Chip: You're her servant, vampires hate candy, and yes. Now...ROCK CANDY ROCKET!
Nick: NO!
Madison: Uh...SIS!
Xander: She was the one that Plan Xander ALMOST worked on!
Vida: I know kung-fu. Whoa. *Leaps out of the way*
Naicrolai: THE SUGARY SWEETNESS! IT SICKENS ME! IT BURNS!
Chip: V is for...I don't know.
Vida: Ask Houka!
Tsubasa: MagiCross Boomerang!
Disney Censor: COVER IT!
Disney Censor #2: What about the vampire bewbs?
Disney Censor: THOSE TOO!
Naicrolai: GAK!
Knightwolfzard: Glad to have her out of the way. Now WE fight. Uthe Samba Mejor Catastros Equestras Ultimas!
Titan Megazord: MEGAZORD!
*Clash of the Spell Seals*
Vida: Chip, for not being completely moronic, you've earned a new spell!
*TENKUU MAHOU SLASH!*
Chip: Titans, Go!
*Out of nowhere the T-Robo lands and throttles CastastrosKaiser*
Knightwolfzard: I thought your show was cancelled!
Robin: We live on on the Internet...FOREVER.
Oompa Loompas: Weasley is our king/Weasley is our king/Weasley was a candymaker clear/bursted Vancurlai from there to here/That's why Briarwood does sing/Weasley is our king!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*The Street of Evil Things*
Vancurlai: Stupid rock candy. But...myeh...I'm immortal.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Jake Bonebreaker Shrine*
Vida: Leelee? You know the whole "RAGH! I'm a vampire!" thing? That was me taking cosplay to the extreme.
Leelee: Eyeah...it happens....I've gotta go!
Chip: Oh, brother.
Vida: Funny. That's what she said too.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Creepy Backalley*
Naicrolai: You remind me of someone I know...
*Vampire Catfight!*
Naicrolai: You're almost as bad as your adopted brother...
Vampire Princess Leelee: I had an adopted brother?
Naicrolai: Forget I said anything. Now go dress up in your black leather.
*Vampire Princess Leelee realizes that she and her mother are trapped in an Abandoned Warehouse filled with candy at Ludicrous Speed*