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GreenNinja
04-05-2006, 03:12 PM
Power Rangers Mystic Force
Stage 14x8 - "Stranger Within, Part 1"
DJ BFN in the House: GreenNinja
Special Thanks: Angie Diaz and Ayumi Beppu
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*The Ozu Family Record Store*

Necroleelee: *Breaks down the door with a battering ram* So, who wants to be my boy and/or girlfriend for tonight? Nick?

Kai: Can't. Have to go on my date with Yamazaki-san.

Xander: You can go with me.

Nai: Not you. Too cocky.

Mea: Too cocky.

Nick: Besides, I have plans with Xander.

Necroleelee: HAAAAAAAAAWT.

Vida: I'll go! ...who's DJ Fly?

Necroleelee: A psudeonym for the Monster of the Day I plan to drain you of your humanity with.

Houka: Sounds fun!

Nick: You promised you'd help us! We still have the map to the Fireass to figure out.

Makito: But you're right here.

Nick: Meet us back at the Rootcore when you've become a creature of the night, V.
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*The World's Smallest Club*

Houka: So...entrancing.

Necroleelee: *Slips something into Vida's pocket*

Nai and Mea: Have fun! Nai to Mea/O-kinimesu mama ni/Kantan o-souji time/Yatchaou ka?

Jake Bonebreaker: Buradii na dezaato/Kimi ni ageru give you

DJ BFN: Furaidee no akumu/Hitori hitori

Necroleelee: MOM? MOM?! MOM?! I'M LOSING YOUR SIGNAL!

Voldemorticon: It's okay. Now be a good little girl and come back to the pit before midnight, okay?

Necroleelee: Okay.

DJ BFN: TRANSFORM!

LeechTrap: RAWR!
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*Rootcore at Night*

Xander: So our left half of the map suddenly turned to right...

Makito: And we have our MagiKing power back!

Nick: So it's all good. What about Udonna?

Madison: She's teaching Clare another invisibility spell. Which explains why she's barely in this episode and we don't see Clare.

Xander: Because we can't see her?

Madison: Exactly.

Nick: NEVER GIVE UP!

Udonna: *From backroom* I'M NOT SHAYLA!

Merrick: *Also from backroom* ...really?

Vida: *YAAAAAAAWN!* Good morning, all.

Xander: It's night....tomorrow night. So, Maddie, what are we going to do tonight?

Madison: Same thing we do every night, Xander. Try to save...or take over...the world.

Vida: I'll do both...*involuntary headDESK*

Knightwolfzard's Voice: Kai, come to me.

Nick: Wolzard said we should come to him! Let's go!

Houka: Iku ze!
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*The Forest*

Mandora Boy: Night of the Vampires Again ~No Spell In This Episode~

Hidiacs: ...we're doomed.

Vida: SUPER HEART PUNCH! *Flashy heart effects!*

Knightwolfzard: *Utters random combinations of his and the UzaPhone's spells, ending with Catastros exploding in a shower of RED-colored light*

*Titan and Ranger Up!*

Madison: LEAP!

*This is the only attack she'll ever do*

Knightwolfzard: Has anyone seen my horse? It's dark out here. Can't find him.

*Centaurus Wolf Megazord!*

Ozu Siblings: Turn us into the Majin-Ou! Maaji Jiruma Mysto Unios!

Sun: SHINE!

Vida: Oh...I feel faint.

Hikaru: I do that to women. So, your place or mine?

Chip: Keep off. I'm the one that gets the romance this episode.
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*Rootcorerockporium*

Nick: Has Vida been acting strange?

Necroleelee: I wasn't responsible!

Xander: Vida...you okay?

Houka: BLOOD!

Toby: Yeah, that CD's selling well. "Blood" was the single that put Bonebreaker on the map, you know.

Chip: Sensitive to sunlight? *Pulls out Stage 11 script*
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*Undergroundfershia*

Voldemorticon: So, you didn't destroy them?

Knightwolfzard: No. Can't battle in the sun. "Born in darkness and in darkness I will return" and all of that.

Vancuria: How did I get here?
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*Rootcore again*

Vida: Good some point in the day, everybody. I slept fine. Came up with a new pose.

Houka: *Takes out MagiPhone* Lawsuit time!

Chip: So, Vida, I brought drinks. Which one do you want?

Vida: SPLLT! What's this one?

Chip: Red food coloring mixed with water?

Vida: And the other one.

Chip: Blood...or tomato juice. Tsubasa came up with the idea.

Tsubasa: Pay up. *Chip pays him the tipoff*

Chip: I'm also a member of C.O.U.N.T. V.

Xander: Wha?

Chip: Some acronym.

Madison: She's a vampire?

Chip: Sure. Did you not read the Stage 11 script?

Xander: We're not in it. This episode is all about you two. So we'll leave you alone.

Houka: You were right, Chip. I AM a vampire!
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*Semi-Cute Shipper's Swing, where Vida and Tsubasa now reside*

Vida: I don't want to be a vampire.

Tsubasa: Then I'll help you.

Chip: I'M supposed to be the one with the romantic moments here!

Tsubasa: I can do it, and for the first time it wouldn't lead to wacky incest-fics, okay? So, how about going back to the club?

Vida: I'm in!

Chip: SO AM I!
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*Club Small*

Chip: Bloody Friday Nightmare featuring DJ BFN and Jake Bonebreaker? What kind of act is this?

Necroleelee: The fabric of space-time is ripping apart anyway. Thought we would have a little fun. NOW!

DJ BFN: *Generic BGM*

Chip: So many teenagers...lost in no thoughts...possibly drugged. How is this different from any other party again?

Necroleelee: The "tentacles turning people into vampires" part.

Chip: Right, that.

*Breakdance fight with Necroleelee, where Chip suddenly discovers fighting skills he never had. I blame the mud*

Necroleelee: You forgot I had the claws and the crossbow, right?

Chip: GARLIC!

Vancuria: You're dealing with the QUEEN Vampire here, Weasley.

Chip: I do have one thing to thank you for, though...if you hadn't turned all these teens into mindless zombie-werewolf-vampires, I couldn't morph out in public.

Necroleelee: Werewolves? ...when did I make them werewolves? KILL THE VAMPIRE GIRL, LEECHFLYTRAP!

LeechFly: ZAP!

Vancuria: GAK!

Necroleelee: Not me, the one with the pink hair!

Chip: *Really long, drawn-out NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!*

Necroleelee: Flytrap, Zombie Teenage Werewolf Vampire Mutants, go out into the streets and do nothing!

Teens: DURGH....

Necroleelee: Good, good.

Vida: Chip, why'd you save me?

Chip: Remember that time...when we were seven...?

Urara: And were trapped in a truck?

Tsubasa: That comes LATER.

Vida: Pose of determination!

Chip: Lawsuit...
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*Rootcore*

Madison: Where ARE they?

Xander: And what's Udonna doing here?

Udonna: I can't find Clare. So, instead, I've decided to show you some video footage you should've looked at earlier.

Madison: Where's Vida?

Udonna: You already asked that. Your answers are "The Club" and "she's a vampire".

*Invisible Clare knocks Udonna off the ledge before falling over herself*

Nick: She's your apprentice. You deal with it.
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*Outside*

Teens: RAUGHT!

Flyleech: Go, my army of overactors! Destroy the city with your incompetence!

Madison: Vida? Are you...?

Vida: Of course I'm wearing pink. I've grown to accept it, okay?

Xander: The "Not Makito" Element!

Vida: The Lesbian Element!

Madison: The Love Anvil Element!

Chip: The Wacky Element!

Nick: The Most Important Character Element!

Tsubasa: Afureru yuuki...

Vida: Or ma' ho will knee Carl!

All: Mahou Rangers Mystic Magi!

Flytrap: Tentacles!

Houka: Maaji Majiiro!

Vida: Way to limit me to THREE transformations...still.

Chip: ZAP!

Vida: Now remember, everybody, follow me!

Nick: But I'M the Most Important Character!

Leechfly: GIANTSIZE!

*Change us into MagiMajin!*

TitanMagiMegazordKingDX: MEGAZORD!

Chip: Phantom Illusion!

Vida: How come we've never used that before?

Tsubasa: Too swordy.

TitanKingMagiSOu: CUT!

LeechflyX: GAK!

Madison: So, Chip saved the day, Vida had too many shipping moments for someone of her type, and the Briarwood teens are just as dumb as before.

Xander: Except now they're not undead.

Madison: Right. Just brain-dead.
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*Rockporium*

*Leelee and Vida start an ancient mating ritual*

Chip: Do you have $200 to spare? I need to scam you on common household items.

Nick: Like?

Chip: The script for Stage 11...*throws it aside*...eh, that's useless now. A mirror, garlic, and a set of fake vampire fangs for undercover missions. And chalk.

Nick: Chalk?

Chip: Yes. With it, you can draw magical seals to trap vampires.

Necroleelee: Right, and you call yourself an artist.

Chip: 500 pieces of internet fanart can't be wrong.

Xander: Vida? Do we have any Jake Bonebreaker/Nightmare Sisters albums?

Vida: They make those? ...Chip, can you let me out of the circle?

Chip: Give me time, woman! I'm still drawing the Phoenix symbol!

*Jake Bonebreaker and the Nightmare Sisters have become a celebrity item at Ludicrous Speed....oh, and there's a Part II to all of this*

DarkStarShadow
04-05-2006, 03:55 PM
This made my day. Thanks Tober.

Lunar Wolf Ranger
04-05-2006, 05:29 PM
excellent

TBF
04-05-2006, 05:51 PM
Wow.

Shimizu_Akira
04-05-2006, 10:00 PM
so tell me is the Fireass is a pun of Firass Dirani?

QuickKick
04-06-2006, 03:38 AM
Kinda funny you didn't make mention of Nick's "Never give up!"

Spiked
04-06-2006, 10:40 AM
Funny Wild Force reference...Excellent GN, gave me a good laugh.