GreenNinja
03-28-2006, 03:57 PM
Power Rangers Mystic Force
Stage 12x7 - "Fire Heart"
Masked Rider Troblin: GreenNinja
Special Thanks: Professor Fauxnomenus
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*Briarwood*
Professor Fauxnomenus: I've found it! The pure, undeniable proof of...FAIRY GOD-PARENTS! Taxi, take me to the forest!
Taxi: WHOOSH!
Professor Fauxnomenus: MONSTER! ...I mean, FAIRY!
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*Rockporium*
Xander: You all restock dusty records. I'll wheel about in this chair and act like a loon!
A Cardboard Loon Cutout: BOO!
Xander: AAH!
Toby: Great work, Xander. You are the field, and they are tiny, little, red strawberries.
Xander: I AM THE FIELD!
Toby: As for the Cardboard Loon? This guy is what you'd call the American version of Gackt.
Xander: So, who wants to work with American!Gackt?
Nick: Can't. The Most Important Character has other things on his mind.
Madison: He's older than my dad.
Vida: OUR dad. We're sisters, sis, remember?
Chip: Isn't Gackt that foamy toy kids buy that's offered on TV?
Xander: I'll just put him away with MAGIC~! like before.
American Gackt: Oh, yeah.
Udonna-over-morpher: Trouble. Dark Magic. You know.
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*Where Nick and Vida Convienently Are*
Necroleelee: It's the map to Captain American Gackt's treasure!
Nick: When was a rockstar a pirate?
Vida: Whenever a car became a monster.
*RANGER UP!*
Vida: LEELEE!
Necroleelee: Not until next episode, dear.
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*Power Pop Rap Porium*
Xander: Can you turn your music down to 10?
American Gackt: Sorry, but I go to 11.
Toby: JAKE BONEBREAKER! CAMERA!
Madison: I have a camera phone...
Toby: THAT WON'T DO!
Chip: Nick and Vida are in trouble.
Madison: Sure, NOW we leave.
Xander: So long, American Gackt.
Toby: You're....cardboard. PHOTO OP!
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*Parking Garage*
Necroleelee: I must be going. See you next time....Vida.
Madison: I think she likes you. In the way that you like her.
Vida: Shaddup.
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*Rootcore*
Udonna: Identities revealed...that's nothing. Briarwood's too stupid to notice your Mystic Morphers, much less the fact that you prance around in capes.
Madison: So, what was that in the car?
Udonna: A map written in the language of the Ancients.
Madison: Good thing we took the one-night cram school to learn how to read it a few episodes. Now, let's use our convienient Magical Xerox Machine instead of going on a dangerous quest to snag it from Necroleelee.
Udonna: Unbelievable...it's the map to the Leather Pants of Extreme Metrosexuality...and the Fire Heart.
Chip: Leather Pants of Extreme Metrosexuality?
Udonna: An item of tremendous power. It says here you must traverse the Cimmerian Forest.
Xander: Living piles of magma that are the embodiment of all the evil in the universe are nothing to worry about, right guys? And besides, we like forests.
Madison: *Giggle* I know you do.
Udonna: Imagine your worst nightmare...
Chip: A bloody Friday one.
Udonna: And multiply it by ten. Then add 6. And reduce it down to one-fifth of that. That's how scary it will be.
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*Dark Specter Forest*
Nick: Does anyone know how to read a map?
Xander: I do! I'll reason with it! I solmenly swear I am up to no good.
The Map: The Ancients think Xander is getting a wee bit too big for his wizard's pants.
Xander: It loves me! Reason Sentai Xanderanger, onward!
Chip: A horse skull? Like Catastros?
Madison: ...did another eye just glare at us in an EVIL way?
Nick: It's been used twice. WE HAVE SCHTICK!
Xander: WHOA!
Vida: You may ride me sometimes, but I'm NOT a horse.
Chip: Only Catastros, my soon-to-be-dark-steed is.
Phineas: Greetings!
Xander: There goes your screentime?
Phineas: No, no, see, I'm goin' to be one of you someday. And besides, trust the troblin when it comes to the forest.
Xander: Hmm....Plan Xander or Phineas' Imaginary Friend? Plan Xander wins!
Phineas: Sorry, pal. Nobody loves us.
Phineas' Imaginary Friend: Why do I put up with you?
Nick: Oh, great leader? Your map-reading skills are leading us through the same background five times.
Xander: That's to save money. Budget cuts, ya know.
Chip: And the quicksand?
Xander: That? That's to kill us.
*Everyone struggles to break free*
Jack: As Red Ranger, I deduct five points from your rank for doing terrible at the mud course and losing your map!
Nick: ...and you are?
Jack: Stupid wormholes.
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*Elsewhere in the Woods*
Necroleelee: FASTER! ...wait, my powers don't work.
Jack: And I deduct five points from YOU for unfair use of magic on the training course.
Necroleelee: Shut up, dreadlocks.
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*Back on Team Xander's Path*
Xander: And now we go this way.
Phineas: Er...no. You'll be eaten by a Boar Beast.
Chip: We'll be eaten by Adelle?
Madison: Maybe we should follow Phineas.
Xander: NO! Xanderanger must be right!
Nick: I'll go with Phineas.
Vida: And, to make it convienient to the footage, so will I.
Xander: If I can't lure you with charm, then I'll use bribery.
Madison, Chip: That works.
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*Xander's Way*
Xander: We almost there?
Chip: ADELLE!
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*Phineas' Way*
Phineas: And here's your exit on the other side of the forest.
Vida: You mean we could've flown over here?
Nick: Maybe we ARE as stupid as the people around us.
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*Xander's Way*
Xander: We made it...GIANT SPIDER!
Spider-Kai: Stupid Gold GripPhone.
Madison: ...huh?
Chip: It's more jokes from the source footage we don't get. Except for me. Now, did you know that Spider actually worked with Incubus to gather the souls of people, requiring my other self to use Forbidden Magic and....
Madison: Just shut up.
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*Team-Up Quarry*
Nick: There we go.
Vida: So, which transformation should I use? The tornado, the ball or the fairy wings?
Nick: Tornado. It's the only useful one of the three right now.
Vida: TORNADO!
Nick: FIRE POWER!
Necroleelee: I'll be taking that.
*Quick fight*
Necroleelee: Mimic, leeeeeeeeeeeet's go!
Nick: Y'know....we should've morphed earlier.
*RANGER UP!*
Nick: Obligatory Cycle!
*Obligatory Bike Fight on Obligatory Cycle*
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*Phineas' Glade*
Xander: I'm a fool.
Madison: Yes.
Chip: Yes.
The Map: Yes.
Spider-Kai: Yes.
Phineas: Yes, indeedy. Now, Spider-Kai, lemme tell ya something. Yamazaki will never like you. You're terrible at soccer. You should be the one wearing the Leather Pants in the family.
Spider-Kai: WHAT?
Phineas: Hen...shin!
*Masked Rider Phineas lures Spider-Kai into a not-quite bottomless pit*
Spider-Kai: GAK! ...or is it?
Masked Rider Phineas: Saved ya. Now go help your friends you should've been following this whole episode.
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*The Fight*
Nick: MORE CYCLE ACTION!
Vida: ...and what have I been doing?
Rangers: Mahou Sentai...Mystic Force! *Multicolored explosion*
Vida: Time to try something different. Vida-chan Cannon! *Transforms into cannon* YAY! *...with fairy wings* DAMNIT!
Nick: ...I'll just go with the sword.
Taxi Cab: GAK!
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*Underground*
Knightwolfzard: UUZA MAJI...or something like that. There goes my screentime.
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*Rock Quarry*
*TITANS!*
Nick: KAI'S SOCCER POWER!
Titan Megazord: MEGAZORD! SLASH!
Taxi Cab: GAK!
Necroleelee: You forgot about the Fire Pants thing, didn't you?
Vida: GIMME!
The Second Map: TEAR!
Necroleelee: GAH!
Vida: At least we have half of it.
Xander: Yeah, one half of nothing.
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*Rockporium*
Xander: So, I almost got you all killed. All in a day's work, right?
American Gackt: Is that a cardboard cutout of me?
Vida: You have to meet Man-Piggy. He has your entire collection in the backroom.
Nick: Yo, Toby!
Toby: I'm not buying it. But I appreciate the effort.
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*Underground*
Voldemorticon: I WAS BARELY IN THIS EPISODE! AND I HAVE ONE HALF OF THE MAP! AND WHERE IS THE KEY TO THE GATE?!
Necroleelee: The what?
Voldemorticon: You know...the Key...to the Gate.
Necroleelee: Enough of that. I have some vampiring to do.
*Vampire Vida in the promo scars children for life with her overacting at Ludicrous Speed*
Stage 12x7 - "Fire Heart"
Masked Rider Troblin: GreenNinja
Special Thanks: Professor Fauxnomenus
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*Briarwood*
Professor Fauxnomenus: I've found it! The pure, undeniable proof of...FAIRY GOD-PARENTS! Taxi, take me to the forest!
Taxi: WHOOSH!
Professor Fauxnomenus: MONSTER! ...I mean, FAIRY!
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*Rockporium*
Xander: You all restock dusty records. I'll wheel about in this chair and act like a loon!
A Cardboard Loon Cutout: BOO!
Xander: AAH!
Toby: Great work, Xander. You are the field, and they are tiny, little, red strawberries.
Xander: I AM THE FIELD!
Toby: As for the Cardboard Loon? This guy is what you'd call the American version of Gackt.
Xander: So, who wants to work with American!Gackt?
Nick: Can't. The Most Important Character has other things on his mind.
Madison: He's older than my dad.
Vida: OUR dad. We're sisters, sis, remember?
Chip: Isn't Gackt that foamy toy kids buy that's offered on TV?
Xander: I'll just put him away with MAGIC~! like before.
American Gackt: Oh, yeah.
Udonna-over-morpher: Trouble. Dark Magic. You know.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Where Nick and Vida Convienently Are*
Necroleelee: It's the map to Captain American Gackt's treasure!
Nick: When was a rockstar a pirate?
Vida: Whenever a car became a monster.
*RANGER UP!*
Vida: LEELEE!
Necroleelee: Not until next episode, dear.
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*Power Pop Rap Porium*
Xander: Can you turn your music down to 10?
American Gackt: Sorry, but I go to 11.
Toby: JAKE BONEBREAKER! CAMERA!
Madison: I have a camera phone...
Toby: THAT WON'T DO!
Chip: Nick and Vida are in trouble.
Madison: Sure, NOW we leave.
Xander: So long, American Gackt.
Toby: You're....cardboard. PHOTO OP!
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*Parking Garage*
Necroleelee: I must be going. See you next time....Vida.
Madison: I think she likes you. In the way that you like her.
Vida: Shaddup.
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*Rootcore*
Udonna: Identities revealed...that's nothing. Briarwood's too stupid to notice your Mystic Morphers, much less the fact that you prance around in capes.
Madison: So, what was that in the car?
Udonna: A map written in the language of the Ancients.
Madison: Good thing we took the one-night cram school to learn how to read it a few episodes. Now, let's use our convienient Magical Xerox Machine instead of going on a dangerous quest to snag it from Necroleelee.
Udonna: Unbelievable...it's the map to the Leather Pants of Extreme Metrosexuality...and the Fire Heart.
Chip: Leather Pants of Extreme Metrosexuality?
Udonna: An item of tremendous power. It says here you must traverse the Cimmerian Forest.
Xander: Living piles of magma that are the embodiment of all the evil in the universe are nothing to worry about, right guys? And besides, we like forests.
Madison: *Giggle* I know you do.
Udonna: Imagine your worst nightmare...
Chip: A bloody Friday one.
Udonna: And multiply it by ten. Then add 6. And reduce it down to one-fifth of that. That's how scary it will be.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
*Dark Specter Forest*
Nick: Does anyone know how to read a map?
Xander: I do! I'll reason with it! I solmenly swear I am up to no good.
The Map: The Ancients think Xander is getting a wee bit too big for his wizard's pants.
Xander: It loves me! Reason Sentai Xanderanger, onward!
Chip: A horse skull? Like Catastros?
Madison: ...did another eye just glare at us in an EVIL way?
Nick: It's been used twice. WE HAVE SCHTICK!
Xander: WHOA!
Vida: You may ride me sometimes, but I'm NOT a horse.
Chip: Only Catastros, my soon-to-be-dark-steed is.
Phineas: Greetings!
Xander: There goes your screentime?
Phineas: No, no, see, I'm goin' to be one of you someday. And besides, trust the troblin when it comes to the forest.
Xander: Hmm....Plan Xander or Phineas' Imaginary Friend? Plan Xander wins!
Phineas: Sorry, pal. Nobody loves us.
Phineas' Imaginary Friend: Why do I put up with you?
Nick: Oh, great leader? Your map-reading skills are leading us through the same background five times.
Xander: That's to save money. Budget cuts, ya know.
Chip: And the quicksand?
Xander: That? That's to kill us.
*Everyone struggles to break free*
Jack: As Red Ranger, I deduct five points from your rank for doing terrible at the mud course and losing your map!
Nick: ...and you are?
Jack: Stupid wormholes.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
*Elsewhere in the Woods*
Necroleelee: FASTER! ...wait, my powers don't work.
Jack: And I deduct five points from YOU for unfair use of magic on the training course.
Necroleelee: Shut up, dreadlocks.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
*Back on Team Xander's Path*
Xander: And now we go this way.
Phineas: Er...no. You'll be eaten by a Boar Beast.
Chip: We'll be eaten by Adelle?
Madison: Maybe we should follow Phineas.
Xander: NO! Xanderanger must be right!
Nick: I'll go with Phineas.
Vida: And, to make it convienient to the footage, so will I.
Xander: If I can't lure you with charm, then I'll use bribery.
Madison, Chip: That works.
----------------------------------------------------------
*Xander's Way*
Xander: We almost there?
Chip: ADELLE!
----------------------------------------------------------
*Phineas' Way*
Phineas: And here's your exit on the other side of the forest.
Vida: You mean we could've flown over here?
Nick: Maybe we ARE as stupid as the people around us.
---------------------------------------------------------
*Xander's Way*
Xander: We made it...GIANT SPIDER!
Spider-Kai: Stupid Gold GripPhone.
Madison: ...huh?
Chip: It's more jokes from the source footage we don't get. Except for me. Now, did you know that Spider actually worked with Incubus to gather the souls of people, requiring my other self to use Forbidden Magic and....
Madison: Just shut up.
----------------------------------------------------------
*Team-Up Quarry*
Nick: There we go.
Vida: So, which transformation should I use? The tornado, the ball or the fairy wings?
Nick: Tornado. It's the only useful one of the three right now.
Vida: TORNADO!
Nick: FIRE POWER!
Necroleelee: I'll be taking that.
*Quick fight*
Necroleelee: Mimic, leeeeeeeeeeeet's go!
Nick: Y'know....we should've morphed earlier.
*RANGER UP!*
Nick: Obligatory Cycle!
*Obligatory Bike Fight on Obligatory Cycle*
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*Phineas' Glade*
Xander: I'm a fool.
Madison: Yes.
Chip: Yes.
The Map: Yes.
Spider-Kai: Yes.
Phineas: Yes, indeedy. Now, Spider-Kai, lemme tell ya something. Yamazaki will never like you. You're terrible at soccer. You should be the one wearing the Leather Pants in the family.
Spider-Kai: WHAT?
Phineas: Hen...shin!
*Masked Rider Phineas lures Spider-Kai into a not-quite bottomless pit*
Spider-Kai: GAK! ...or is it?
Masked Rider Phineas: Saved ya. Now go help your friends you should've been following this whole episode.
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*The Fight*
Nick: MORE CYCLE ACTION!
Vida: ...and what have I been doing?
Rangers: Mahou Sentai...Mystic Force! *Multicolored explosion*
Vida: Time to try something different. Vida-chan Cannon! *Transforms into cannon* YAY! *...with fairy wings* DAMNIT!
Nick: ...I'll just go with the sword.
Taxi Cab: GAK!
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*Underground*
Knightwolfzard: UUZA MAJI...or something like that. There goes my screentime.
--------------------------------------------------------------------
*Rock Quarry*
*TITANS!*
Nick: KAI'S SOCCER POWER!
Titan Megazord: MEGAZORD! SLASH!
Taxi Cab: GAK!
Necroleelee: You forgot about the Fire Pants thing, didn't you?
Vida: GIMME!
The Second Map: TEAR!
Necroleelee: GAH!
Vida: At least we have half of it.
Xander: Yeah, one half of nothing.
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*Rockporium*
Xander: So, I almost got you all killed. All in a day's work, right?
American Gackt: Is that a cardboard cutout of me?
Vida: You have to meet Man-Piggy. He has your entire collection in the backroom.
Nick: Yo, Toby!
Toby: I'm not buying it. But I appreciate the effort.
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*Underground*
Voldemorticon: I WAS BARELY IN THIS EPISODE! AND I HAVE ONE HALF OF THE MAP! AND WHERE IS THE KEY TO THE GATE?!
Necroleelee: The what?
Voldemorticon: You know...the Key...to the Gate.
Necroleelee: Enough of that. I have some vampiring to do.
*Vampire Vida in the promo scars children for life with her overacting at Ludicrous Speed*