ZeoMew2Too
03-24-2006, 02:52 PM
The fact that Lunar Wolf Ranger sent me a request to do this, and the fact that I ended up doing it -- purely coincidental. I don't do requests.
Power Rangers Wild Force
10x16 "The Lone Wolf" Fiver
Amit Bhaumik Ate My Balls: Chris Brockner
Executive Dude: Ryan LeFiverguy
***
Taylor: Last time on Power Rangers Wild Force...
---
Danny: Let's have gay sex.
Max: Okay!
Shayla: Umm, the Predazord? The curse?
Danny: Oh, right.
---
Danny: Look! Bison Zord brought help!
Max: Rhino and Armadillo. It's a symbol of our love, Danny.
---
Cole: Let's play soccer!
Zen-Aku: Um, do we have t-- GAK!
Merrick: Everyone loves soccer! *goes unconcious*
---
Shayla: Merrick! Oh my beloved Merrick!
Merrick: Please don't sing... Oh, please God, don't let her sing.
Shayla: *deep breath*
WF Rangers: Merrick! Merrick!
Shayla: *runs*
Merrick: Well, thank God for small favors. *goes unconcious again*
---
Taylor: Last time on Power Rangers Wild Force!
***
*the reed quarry*
Cole: Merrick! MERRRRICCKK!!
Taylor: You just tripped over him Cole.
Cole: Oh, yeah, right... I knew that!
---
*soon, after Merrick has recovered from the bootprint Cole left on his forehead*
Cole: So, I'm Cole, and I want to be your new best friend! But only because I want to have sex with you.
Merrick: I don't get it. As Zen-Aku, I stole your Wild Zords and tried to kill you all.
FCC Censor: Ahem!
Merrick Well, I "borrowed" your Wild Zords and tried to maime you horribly, anyway. How can you forgive me so easily?
Cole: You have the goatee of Jeebus!
Merrick: Jeebus?
Cole: Yeah. Have you met him? Is he NICE?!
Merrick: You're retarded, aren't you?
Cole: ... ...
...
...
I like pie!
Merrick: That's what I thought.
---
*the Rangers do introductioncakes*
Taylor: I'm Taylor, and I know about Jeebus's secret foot fetish. Eat your heart out, Lisa and Katie!
Danny: I'm Ray Calderon. I'm the administrator for all of RangerBoard.
Max: I'm Edmund??? I SUIT YOU DOWN???
Alyssa: I'm Alyssa, and I dig guys in togas and goatees.
Merrick: Um, wow, what a bunch of weirdos. Especially Cole. I think I need to go decide if trying to kill you was a bad thing or not.
Cole: Can we come with. Then we can all rip our clothes off and run around the forrest hooting like jungle animals!
Merick: <.<
...
>.>
*runs away at 7uDicR0s 5P33D*
---
*the Command Center... only with BEASTIALITY!*
Alyssa: He can't forgive himself for what he did.
Shayla: Well, I'm not sure if I had sex with me, I could forgive myself either.
Alyssa: I meant because he commited Grand Theft Wild Zord and tried to kill us.
Shayla: Oh, right, that...
---
*the beach with all the crabs; no, I don't mean your mother's nether-regions*
Toxica (singing): I love you!
Jindrax (singing): You love me!
Merrick (singing): We're a happy family!
Toxica: Yes we ar-- HEY!
---
*soon*
Master Org: So, I hear you wanted to see me.
Merrick: Yes, I want to pledge my eternal loyalty to you, and then five seconds later try to stab you with Jindrax's dagger.
Master Org: And then?
Merrick: Then I'm going to swallow your Animal Crystals.
Nayzor: Ooh! Sounds kinky!
Merrick: Oh, you have no idea!
---
*are we there yet?*
Merrick: Okay, you may have me backed into a corner here, but at least I still have my Wild Zords!
Master Org: That's where you'd be wrong. Zeltra -- er, Jindrax -- show him who has his Zords.
Jindrax: C'mon out!
Evil White Drego Ranger Clone: Hello, Merrick!
Merrick: Oh, God! I'm Trent Mercer!
Nayzor: Mwuhahaha! Where is your Jeebus now?!
---
Master Org: Now, let me show you the power of the Animal Crystals.
Merrick: Eh, who cares? Animal Crystals are so last week. All the cool kids use Power Discs.
---
*where Shayla's singing has killed off all the real animals*
Behold the Viewing Fountain: Blurbleblurble!
Cole: OMG, Merrick is fighting a combination of all the Hades Beasts that Blagel defeated!
Taylor: Wrong series.
Cole: You're right! We have to go save Merrick from Wrong Series right away!
---
*Pork: The other rock quarry.*
Master Org: I'm going to leave Merrick's destruction to my inept generals and insufficient monster. Even though I could probably just crush him like a bug.
Nayzor: Then why don't you?
Master Org: Eh, crushing people like bugs isn't in my contract until the final episode.
---
*"soon" is NOW!*
Cole: Look, there's Merrick!
Taylor: We know. You tripped over him again.
Cole: Oh, yeah, right. I knew that! NEVER GIVE -- er -- RANGER UP!
WF Ranger: Tenkuu Seija-o, grant us the power of animals! Wairudo wairudo, AKUUSEKUSHU!
*while Merrick gets beaten to within an inch of his life by Quadra Org, the now-morphed Rangers do a long rolecall, complete with color explosions*
Cole: Guardians of the Earth, united we WHORE!
Taylor: Roar.
Cole: You want it that bad, huh?
---
Alyssa: OMG! Quadra Org has Magiking's power!
Taylor: Nope, but he does have the power of the auxilary Zords.
*everyone gets punched in the face by Quadra Orgs's "Cepahla Power Punch"*
---
*after the commercial break, where everyone's being tentacle-raped by elephant trunks*
Merrick: Wait! Nobody kills Cole except me! Battle cry!
Cole: No wait, Merrick! Quadra Org has the power of EVERY Zord... EV4R!!
Quadra Org: I also have tentacles. What you think.
Merrick: I think, NEVER GIV-- *gets PWn'd*
---
Alyssa: No, Merrick!
Max: Save yourself!
Danny: NEVER G-- *gets hit in the mouth with a rock*
Cole: Mmmh! Buttery!
Merrick: Battle cry!
Quadra Org: But you'll ge--
Merrick: I said BATTLE CRY, BiOTCH!
Quadra Org: Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you.
*Quadra Org sends Merrick flying deep down the Rock Quarry, where Andros and some Beetlborgs are filming Forever Red*
Merrick: Damn! It worked for SPD.
---
Red Lion: Hey, um, do you suppose you guys could go back to working for Merrick?
Wolf, Lion, & Hammerhead Crystals: Why?
Red Lion: He's got the Jeebus goatee?
Wolf, Lion, & Hammerhead Crystals: AWMAN!
---
*the moon quarry*
Merrick: Wolf, lion, hammerhead; you've come back!
Crystals: Hey, his goatee isn't like Tomm--
Merrick: Just SHUT UP and make me a morpher!
*the crystals turn into Uuza Phone Faiyaa*
Merrick: Um, good enough.
---
Nayzor: So, you've got a red Uuza Phone. Big deal.
*Merrick starts pushing buttons*
Uuza Phone: Goolu goolu goolu--
Nayzor: OMG! IT'S GOT MAGITOPIA SPELLS! QUADRA ORG, GET ME THAT PHONE!
---
*Merrick Rangers up*
Merrick: Tenkuu Yuusha, Howling Wolfzard!
WF Rangers: 1337!
Toxica: Oh --- no --- not another... Ranger! *convulses*
Shayla (@animarium.net): This calls for a song!
Red Lion: Ah fuck, I'm outta here! *runs*
---
Merrick: I play some dirty pool with my Lunar Cue.
Quadra Org: Your smut-sounding puns do not amuse me.
Merrick: Eight ball, corner pocket!
Quadra Org: GAK!
Danny: Man, I wanna suck Lunar Wolf's co--
Taylor: Try again.
Danny: NEVER GIVE UP!
Taylor: Good boy.
---
Nayzor: They blow 'em up, we make 'em big!
Toxica: Oh my voice of chalkboard meets nail, rescue this fallen Org from hell!
Nayzor: You tried to rhyme "nail" with--
Toxica: Stop right there, or I'll do a battle cry.
---
*soon*
Predazord: Predazord!
Cole: Wow, it's like Dragonzord Battle Mode... WITH A PENIS!
Taylor: Cole, I think that's part of Aliiga-- oh, no, you're right. That is a penis. Heehee!
---
Rangers: Wild Zords, descend.
*the GalactaBeasts come down from the Animarium*
Cole: Not what I had in mind, but... Hey, I have sex with animals! What do I know?
---
*presently*
Wild Force Megazord: What kind of loser says "presently" anymore?
Cole: Okay, guys, let's finish this Org presently!
Wild Force Megazord: I rest my case.
---
WF & Predazord: Gojika!
Fireball: Booya!
Quadra Org: Is that your finisher? Because it's not working.
Cole: I call upon the Power of Soccer!
Quadra Org: Ooh! I love socc-- GAK #1!
Cole: Is there anything we can't fit soccer into?
Merrick: Time to kick it up a knotch! BAM! Garlic Bouken Drill!
Quadra Org: Ooh! I love garl-- GAK#2 *explodes*
Merrick: Is there anything we can't fit garlic into?
---
*immediately following*
Nayzor: Um, run like a bitch!
Merrick: Zazare!
Nayzor: GAK!
Crystals: Freecakes!
Toxica: Oh no! General Nayzor!
Jindrax: So this is the Jeebus goatee's power...
---
*on the beach, well, you know, soon*
Taylor: You look pensive. That probably means you're going to give us our crystals and leave.
Merrick: You're the smart one of the group, I'm assuming.
Cole: But you're one of us now!
Merrick: *cringes* Don't ever say that again!
Cole: But where will you go?
Merrick: Anywhere the wind blows...
Shayla: Anywhere the wind blows...
Merrick: Doesn't really matter... Tooooo meeeee! [/singing]
*Princess Shayla sings "The Bohemian Rhapsody" while Merrick runs off the beach at Ludicrous Speed*
Power Rangers Wild Force
10x16 "The Lone Wolf" Fiver
Amit Bhaumik Ate My Balls: Chris Brockner
Executive Dude: Ryan LeFiverguy
***
Taylor: Last time on Power Rangers Wild Force...
---
Danny: Let's have gay sex.
Max: Okay!
Shayla: Umm, the Predazord? The curse?
Danny: Oh, right.
---
Danny: Look! Bison Zord brought help!
Max: Rhino and Armadillo. It's a symbol of our love, Danny.
---
Cole: Let's play soccer!
Zen-Aku: Um, do we have t-- GAK!
Merrick: Everyone loves soccer! *goes unconcious*
---
Shayla: Merrick! Oh my beloved Merrick!
Merrick: Please don't sing... Oh, please God, don't let her sing.
Shayla: *deep breath*
WF Rangers: Merrick! Merrick!
Shayla: *runs*
Merrick: Well, thank God for small favors. *goes unconcious again*
---
Taylor: Last time on Power Rangers Wild Force!
***
*the reed quarry*
Cole: Merrick! MERRRRICCKK!!
Taylor: You just tripped over him Cole.
Cole: Oh, yeah, right... I knew that!
---
*soon, after Merrick has recovered from the bootprint Cole left on his forehead*
Cole: So, I'm Cole, and I want to be your new best friend! But only because I want to have sex with you.
Merrick: I don't get it. As Zen-Aku, I stole your Wild Zords and tried to kill you all.
FCC Censor: Ahem!
Merrick Well, I "borrowed" your Wild Zords and tried to maime you horribly, anyway. How can you forgive me so easily?
Cole: You have the goatee of Jeebus!
Merrick: Jeebus?
Cole: Yeah. Have you met him? Is he NICE?!
Merrick: You're retarded, aren't you?
Cole: ... ...
...
...
I like pie!
Merrick: That's what I thought.
---
*the Rangers do introductioncakes*
Taylor: I'm Taylor, and I know about Jeebus's secret foot fetish. Eat your heart out, Lisa and Katie!
Danny: I'm Ray Calderon. I'm the administrator for all of RangerBoard.
Max: I'm Edmund??? I SUIT YOU DOWN???
Alyssa: I'm Alyssa, and I dig guys in togas and goatees.
Merrick: Um, wow, what a bunch of weirdos. Especially Cole. I think I need to go decide if trying to kill you was a bad thing or not.
Cole: Can we come with. Then we can all rip our clothes off and run around the forrest hooting like jungle animals!
Merick: <.<
...
>.>
*runs away at 7uDicR0s 5P33D*
---
*the Command Center... only with BEASTIALITY!*
Alyssa: He can't forgive himself for what he did.
Shayla: Well, I'm not sure if I had sex with me, I could forgive myself either.
Alyssa: I meant because he commited Grand Theft Wild Zord and tried to kill us.
Shayla: Oh, right, that...
---
*the beach with all the crabs; no, I don't mean your mother's nether-regions*
Toxica (singing): I love you!
Jindrax (singing): You love me!
Merrick (singing): We're a happy family!
Toxica: Yes we ar-- HEY!
---
*soon*
Master Org: So, I hear you wanted to see me.
Merrick: Yes, I want to pledge my eternal loyalty to you, and then five seconds later try to stab you with Jindrax's dagger.
Master Org: And then?
Merrick: Then I'm going to swallow your Animal Crystals.
Nayzor: Ooh! Sounds kinky!
Merrick: Oh, you have no idea!
---
*are we there yet?*
Merrick: Okay, you may have me backed into a corner here, but at least I still have my Wild Zords!
Master Org: That's where you'd be wrong. Zeltra -- er, Jindrax -- show him who has his Zords.
Jindrax: C'mon out!
Evil White Drego Ranger Clone: Hello, Merrick!
Merrick: Oh, God! I'm Trent Mercer!
Nayzor: Mwuhahaha! Where is your Jeebus now?!
---
Master Org: Now, let me show you the power of the Animal Crystals.
Merrick: Eh, who cares? Animal Crystals are so last week. All the cool kids use Power Discs.
---
*where Shayla's singing has killed off all the real animals*
Behold the Viewing Fountain: Blurbleblurble!
Cole: OMG, Merrick is fighting a combination of all the Hades Beasts that Blagel defeated!
Taylor: Wrong series.
Cole: You're right! We have to go save Merrick from Wrong Series right away!
---
*Pork: The other rock quarry.*
Master Org: I'm going to leave Merrick's destruction to my inept generals and insufficient monster. Even though I could probably just crush him like a bug.
Nayzor: Then why don't you?
Master Org: Eh, crushing people like bugs isn't in my contract until the final episode.
---
*"soon" is NOW!*
Cole: Look, there's Merrick!
Taylor: We know. You tripped over him again.
Cole: Oh, yeah, right. I knew that! NEVER GIVE -- er -- RANGER UP!
WF Ranger: Tenkuu Seija-o, grant us the power of animals! Wairudo wairudo, AKUUSEKUSHU!
*while Merrick gets beaten to within an inch of his life by Quadra Org, the now-morphed Rangers do a long rolecall, complete with color explosions*
Cole: Guardians of the Earth, united we WHORE!
Taylor: Roar.
Cole: You want it that bad, huh?
---
Alyssa: OMG! Quadra Org has Magiking's power!
Taylor: Nope, but he does have the power of the auxilary Zords.
*everyone gets punched in the face by Quadra Orgs's "Cepahla Power Punch"*
---
*after the commercial break, where everyone's being tentacle-raped by elephant trunks*
Merrick: Wait! Nobody kills Cole except me! Battle cry!
Cole: No wait, Merrick! Quadra Org has the power of EVERY Zord... EV4R!!
Quadra Org: I also have tentacles. What you think.
Merrick: I think, NEVER GIV-- *gets PWn'd*
---
Alyssa: No, Merrick!
Max: Save yourself!
Danny: NEVER G-- *gets hit in the mouth with a rock*
Cole: Mmmh! Buttery!
Merrick: Battle cry!
Quadra Org: But you'll ge--
Merrick: I said BATTLE CRY, BiOTCH!
Quadra Org: Fine, but don't say I didn't warn you.
*Quadra Org sends Merrick flying deep down the Rock Quarry, where Andros and some Beetlborgs are filming Forever Red*
Merrick: Damn! It worked for SPD.
---
Red Lion: Hey, um, do you suppose you guys could go back to working for Merrick?
Wolf, Lion, & Hammerhead Crystals: Why?
Red Lion: He's got the Jeebus goatee?
Wolf, Lion, & Hammerhead Crystals: AWMAN!
---
*the moon quarry*
Merrick: Wolf, lion, hammerhead; you've come back!
Crystals: Hey, his goatee isn't like Tomm--
Merrick: Just SHUT UP and make me a morpher!
*the crystals turn into Uuza Phone Faiyaa*
Merrick: Um, good enough.
---
Nayzor: So, you've got a red Uuza Phone. Big deal.
*Merrick starts pushing buttons*
Uuza Phone: Goolu goolu goolu--
Nayzor: OMG! IT'S GOT MAGITOPIA SPELLS! QUADRA ORG, GET ME THAT PHONE!
---
*Merrick Rangers up*
Merrick: Tenkuu Yuusha, Howling Wolfzard!
WF Rangers: 1337!
Toxica: Oh --- no --- not another... Ranger! *convulses*
Shayla (@animarium.net): This calls for a song!
Red Lion: Ah fuck, I'm outta here! *runs*
---
Merrick: I play some dirty pool with my Lunar Cue.
Quadra Org: Your smut-sounding puns do not amuse me.
Merrick: Eight ball, corner pocket!
Quadra Org: GAK!
Danny: Man, I wanna suck Lunar Wolf's co--
Taylor: Try again.
Danny: NEVER GIVE UP!
Taylor: Good boy.
---
Nayzor: They blow 'em up, we make 'em big!
Toxica: Oh my voice of chalkboard meets nail, rescue this fallen Org from hell!
Nayzor: You tried to rhyme "nail" with--
Toxica: Stop right there, or I'll do a battle cry.
---
*soon*
Predazord: Predazord!
Cole: Wow, it's like Dragonzord Battle Mode... WITH A PENIS!
Taylor: Cole, I think that's part of Aliiga-- oh, no, you're right. That is a penis. Heehee!
---
Rangers: Wild Zords, descend.
*the GalactaBeasts come down from the Animarium*
Cole: Not what I had in mind, but... Hey, I have sex with animals! What do I know?
---
*presently*
Wild Force Megazord: What kind of loser says "presently" anymore?
Cole: Okay, guys, let's finish this Org presently!
Wild Force Megazord: I rest my case.
---
WF & Predazord: Gojika!
Fireball: Booya!
Quadra Org: Is that your finisher? Because it's not working.
Cole: I call upon the Power of Soccer!
Quadra Org: Ooh! I love socc-- GAK #1!
Cole: Is there anything we can't fit soccer into?
Merrick: Time to kick it up a knotch! BAM! Garlic Bouken Drill!
Quadra Org: Ooh! I love garl-- GAK#2 *explodes*
Merrick: Is there anything we can't fit garlic into?
---
*immediately following*
Nayzor: Um, run like a bitch!
Merrick: Zazare!
Nayzor: GAK!
Crystals: Freecakes!
Toxica: Oh no! General Nayzor!
Jindrax: So this is the Jeebus goatee's power...
---
*on the beach, well, you know, soon*
Taylor: You look pensive. That probably means you're going to give us our crystals and leave.
Merrick: You're the smart one of the group, I'm assuming.
Cole: But you're one of us now!
Merrick: *cringes* Don't ever say that again!
Cole: But where will you go?
Merrick: Anywhere the wind blows...
Shayla: Anywhere the wind blows...
Merrick: Doesn't really matter... Tooooo meeeee! [/singing]
*Princess Shayla sings "The Bohemian Rhapsody" while Merrick runs off the beach at Ludicrous Speed*