GreenNinja
03-21-2006, 04:36 PM
Power Rangers Mystic Force
Stage 14x6 - "Legendary Catastros"
A Horse, Of Course: GreenNinja
Special Thanks: Phineas' Imaginary Friend
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*One Dark and Stormy Night...*
Udonna: Since we have nothing better to do...thanks for eating all the graham crackers, Chip...I may as well tell you the story of the Dark Horse Valkastros. *Valkastros gallops into the crystal ball* He's a horse that Bandai of America won't be releasing because he's too "EVIL!", so this is the only chance you'll get to see him. And THAT's my story.
Chip: That settles it! I will practice dark magic so I can have Catastros!
Vida: You'll eat those words someday.
Xander: It's not like Chip can suddenly summon darkness.
*It all goes dark*
Xander: So, Vida, hold me tight and come to Daddy...
Vida: There goes your street cred.
Nick: And Valkastros has WHAT to do with me again?
Madison: He's stalking you.
Udonna: Close, but not quite.
Clare: Udonna! I've messed up a spell...again!
Madison: What this time?
Clare: Just combined fire, water and chocolate to make myself feel all warm...is that whipped cream?
Xander: ...don't look at ME!
Nick: It's just like working with a ship in a bottle. JIRUMA FINISHIO!
Clare: Thank you de gozarimasu desu.
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*Underworld*
Voldemorticon: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!
Korag: Oh, shut up. Go post in your Myspace (http://blog.myspace.com/victorygeneral) again.
Voldemorticon: I ALREADY DID!
Korag: Then stop yelling.
Necroleelee: Didn't he take the combining spell last episode? Ah, yes he did.
Voldemorticon: GEEEEEET! HIIIIIIIIIIIM! And to do that, here's a free KishiStaff Crossbow. I would give you a gattling gun, but it would only be filled with laser pellets. And there's one of you. This gift has been brought to you by The Master, Inc.
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*Somewhere*
Nick: ...why am I riding my bike?
*FLASH!*
Nick: ...why am I riding Catastros?
*FLASH! WAKE UP!*
Nick: ...where's my shirt?
Dream Catastros: Mmm....nylon....
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*Rockporium*
Nick: I had to wear this shirt today. A horse ate the first one.
Vida: Aww, Butterbiscuit!
Madison: Pink really DOES suit you, sis.
Vida: Say that again and I'll make sure Nick here never gets within five FEET of you.
*Everybody leaves on Magic Emergency Call*
Toby: ...there goes my screentime.
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*Scene of the Battle*
Knightwolfzard: CATASTROS...why are you looking at him like that? Do you know him or something?
*Ranger up!*
Knightwolfzard: Uuza Douza Zanga! ...wait, wrong spell. UTHE MEJOR ULTIMAS!
*Titan and Dragon up!*
Nick: X-TREEEEEEEEEEEEME DRAGON!
Knightwolfzard: SLASH!
Necroleelee: SPROING!
Knightwolfzard: How'd you get that?
Necroleelee: If you like, I can use it again.
Knightwolfzard: I'm more of a sword person myself. Ijeenam Ijoor!
Nick: ...stop speaking in tongues!
Madou Circle: ZAP!
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*Jason Vorhorse's Beach*
Nick: Where am I? Why's my shirt different? Can you hear me now? ...why is the editing so erratic? I look around! Then I look around again! And again! NOOOOOOOOO!
Jason Vorhorse: SQUAWK! There. The pelican distraction worked long enough.
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*Rootcore*
Xander: I don't think the Magical seals are supposed to move like that.
Udonna: They wouldn't if someone stopped feeding them whipped cream off Clare's head. It makes them hyper.
Chip: Stupid seals.
Udonna: Since I don't know where Nick is...I can't help you.
Madison: I should be able to read the crystal ball....or not. It's not doing anything.
Chip: Shiny...
Madison: Except for him.
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*The Beach*
Nick: Must...outrun demon horse....must...not look at pelicans....must...find out why Ivan Ooze lives here. Must...realize that phone has suddenly turned purple.
Jason Vorhorse: BLARGH!
Nick: GET ME OUT OF HERE!
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*Forest*
Vida: Tree portals don't work. Crystal ball doesn't work. Madison doesn't work. We need SOMETHING!
Chip: My extensive knowledge of RPG and fantasy movies?
Xander: She said something that WORKS.
Phineas: I work. For minimum wage.
Chip: A troblin! AWESOME!
Phineas: Girls...I've never seen one of those....so....mmgah....
Madison: KEEP. AWAY.
Phineas: If Nick's trapped in a dark dimension, I say one of you should use dark magic to get him out. How about the redhead? He looks like he could do it.
Vida: That works.
Phineas: And there goes my screentime.
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*Jason Vorhorse's Beach*
Nick: I get it....the horse isn't dumb.
Jason Vorhorse: Right you are. Now can you get this arrow out of me?
Nick: I'll try...very slowly. VERY slowly. We have time to pad.
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*Rootcore*
Xander: <Mystical Gibberish>
Chip: Here's one. It's a spell for finding lost loved ones.
Xander: You have lost loved ones?
Chip: No. It's for you. You know, you and Nick....er, Madison and Nick.
Madison: Up here, lover boys.
Vida: You know when Korag sent Nick the reversed Time Force theme? What if we tried to reverse his spell? It COULD work.
Chip: I think his spell was "Maji Mamaruji."
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*Jason Vorhorse's Forest*
Nick: Okay, the Goddess of the Mini-Spring gave me a new phone...may as well use it. JIRUMA FINISHIO!
*Repeat this for several minutes*
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*Underworld*
Voldemorticon: GAH!
Knightwolfzard: Have you done enough ranting for the day?
Voldemorticon: Not yet. Now what did you do with the power?
Necrolai: He gave it to the Troll from the first episode.
Knightwolfzard: Stone Troll King, Number One!
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*Briarwood*
Troll: GOLU MAAJI!
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*Rootcore*
Madison: I think he took one of your spells, Xander.
Chip: He won't take mine! Or anything else that belongs to me!
Vida: Nobody wants your "One Ring" Collector's Edition, Chip. How did you get it signed by Gollum, anyway?
Chip: Met him at this SGS place. I recognized him by the teeth.
*Ranger up!*
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*Briarwood*
Madison: He looks just like our Megazord!
Xander: But uglier!
Chip: I wonder if I can defeat him with a drill....
Vida: Stop thinking about Maximum Penetration. I don't know how Phineas put the idea into your head.
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*Jason Vorhorse's Forest*
Nick: JIRUMA FINISHIO! *Times 50*
Not!Nick's Morpher: *SPELLCODED!*
Jason Vorhorse: Let's get to that Megazord they were showing in the promos. We've wasted time healing me long enough.
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*Briarwood*
Chip: I know! He said "Ijeenam Ijoor".
Vida: So say it backwards!
Chip: Ti.
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*Jason Vorhorse's Forest*
*Nick and Catastros run into the rock wall at Ludicrous Speed*
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*Briarwood*
Chip: Wrong spell. ROOJI MANEEJI!
Nick: WHOOSH! Chip, you can do dark magic?
Chip: From now, I am no longer Chip Thorn, Yellow Ranger! I am Chip Thorn....HAWCEROR!
Centaurus PheNick's Megazord: MEGAZORD!
Stone Troll King #1: PHANTOM ROCKS!
Centaurus PheNick's Megazord: Ancient Power, Mystic Pepsi!
*Pepsi logo drops down behind Nick*
Centaurus PheNick's Megazord: MICHAEL JACKSON BURNING HAIR ATTACK!
Stone Troll King #1: GAK!
MagiKing no Jumon: Sparkle Sparkle.
Knightwolfzard: Come to daddy!
Jason Vorhorse: There goes your street cred.
Knightwolfzard: What's WITH you?
Nick: I'm your son?
Knightwolfzard: Too outlandish.
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*Forest*
Udonna: ...and that's how Clare got the whipped cream on her head.
Nick: Did I really need to talk to you?
Udonna: Are you going to talk to your mother that way?
Nick: What's happening in the next episode again?
Udonna: A quest for a mystical item - the Leather Pants of Extreme Metrosexuality.
Nick: I'm not EVEN gonna ask.
*Chip, as Hawceror, streaks past Nick and Udonna and knocks them into the dragon's-head entrance while laughing an evil laugh and reciting Dark Magic spells at Ludicrous Speed*
Stage 14x6 - "Legendary Catastros"
A Horse, Of Course: GreenNinja
Special Thanks: Phineas' Imaginary Friend
--------------------------------------------------------------
*One Dark and Stormy Night...*
Udonna: Since we have nothing better to do...thanks for eating all the graham crackers, Chip...I may as well tell you the story of the Dark Horse Valkastros. *Valkastros gallops into the crystal ball* He's a horse that Bandai of America won't be releasing because he's too "EVIL!", so this is the only chance you'll get to see him. And THAT's my story.
Chip: That settles it! I will practice dark magic so I can have Catastros!
Vida: You'll eat those words someday.
Xander: It's not like Chip can suddenly summon darkness.
*It all goes dark*
Xander: So, Vida, hold me tight and come to Daddy...
Vida: There goes your street cred.
Nick: And Valkastros has WHAT to do with me again?
Madison: He's stalking you.
Udonna: Close, but not quite.
Clare: Udonna! I've messed up a spell...again!
Madison: What this time?
Clare: Just combined fire, water and chocolate to make myself feel all warm...is that whipped cream?
Xander: ...don't look at ME!
Nick: It's just like working with a ship in a bottle. JIRUMA FINISHIO!
Clare: Thank you de gozarimasu desu.
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*Underworld*
Voldemorticon: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!
Korag: Oh, shut up. Go post in your Myspace (http://blog.myspace.com/victorygeneral) again.
Voldemorticon: I ALREADY DID!
Korag: Then stop yelling.
Necroleelee: Didn't he take the combining spell last episode? Ah, yes he did.
Voldemorticon: GEEEEEET! HIIIIIIIIIIIM! And to do that, here's a free KishiStaff Crossbow. I would give you a gattling gun, but it would only be filled with laser pellets. And there's one of you. This gift has been brought to you by The Master, Inc.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
*Somewhere*
Nick: ...why am I riding my bike?
*FLASH!*
Nick: ...why am I riding Catastros?
*FLASH! WAKE UP!*
Nick: ...where's my shirt?
Dream Catastros: Mmm....nylon....
-----------------------------------------------------------------
*Rockporium*
Nick: I had to wear this shirt today. A horse ate the first one.
Vida: Aww, Butterbiscuit!
Madison: Pink really DOES suit you, sis.
Vida: Say that again and I'll make sure Nick here never gets within five FEET of you.
*Everybody leaves on Magic Emergency Call*
Toby: ...there goes my screentime.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
*Scene of the Battle*
Knightwolfzard: CATASTROS...why are you looking at him like that? Do you know him or something?
*Ranger up!*
Knightwolfzard: Uuza Douza Zanga! ...wait, wrong spell. UTHE MEJOR ULTIMAS!
*Titan and Dragon up!*
Nick: X-TREEEEEEEEEEEEME DRAGON!
Knightwolfzard: SLASH!
Necroleelee: SPROING!
Knightwolfzard: How'd you get that?
Necroleelee: If you like, I can use it again.
Knightwolfzard: I'm more of a sword person myself. Ijeenam Ijoor!
Nick: ...stop speaking in tongues!
Madou Circle: ZAP!
---------------------------------------------------------------
*Jason Vorhorse's Beach*
Nick: Where am I? Why's my shirt different? Can you hear me now? ...why is the editing so erratic? I look around! Then I look around again! And again! NOOOOOOOOO!
Jason Vorhorse: SQUAWK! There. The pelican distraction worked long enough.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
*Rootcore*
Xander: I don't think the Magical seals are supposed to move like that.
Udonna: They wouldn't if someone stopped feeding them whipped cream off Clare's head. It makes them hyper.
Chip: Stupid seals.
Udonna: Since I don't know where Nick is...I can't help you.
Madison: I should be able to read the crystal ball....or not. It's not doing anything.
Chip: Shiny...
Madison: Except for him.
-----------------------------------------------------------
*The Beach*
Nick: Must...outrun demon horse....must...not look at pelicans....must...find out why Ivan Ooze lives here. Must...realize that phone has suddenly turned purple.
Jason Vorhorse: BLARGH!
Nick: GET ME OUT OF HERE!
------------------------------------------------------------
*Forest*
Vida: Tree portals don't work. Crystal ball doesn't work. Madison doesn't work. We need SOMETHING!
Chip: My extensive knowledge of RPG and fantasy movies?
Xander: She said something that WORKS.
Phineas: I work. For minimum wage.
Chip: A troblin! AWESOME!
Phineas: Girls...I've never seen one of those....so....mmgah....
Madison: KEEP. AWAY.
Phineas: If Nick's trapped in a dark dimension, I say one of you should use dark magic to get him out. How about the redhead? He looks like he could do it.
Vida: That works.
Phineas: And there goes my screentime.
-------------------------------------------------------------
*Jason Vorhorse's Beach*
Nick: I get it....the horse isn't dumb.
Jason Vorhorse: Right you are. Now can you get this arrow out of me?
Nick: I'll try...very slowly. VERY slowly. We have time to pad.
-------------------------------------------------------------
*Rootcore*
Xander: <Mystical Gibberish>
Chip: Here's one. It's a spell for finding lost loved ones.
Xander: You have lost loved ones?
Chip: No. It's for you. You know, you and Nick....er, Madison and Nick.
Madison: Up here, lover boys.
Vida: You know when Korag sent Nick the reversed Time Force theme? What if we tried to reverse his spell? It COULD work.
Chip: I think his spell was "Maji Mamaruji."
-------------------------------------------------------------
*Jason Vorhorse's Forest*
Nick: Okay, the Goddess of the Mini-Spring gave me a new phone...may as well use it. JIRUMA FINISHIO!
*Repeat this for several minutes*
---------------------------------------------------------------
*Underworld*
Voldemorticon: GAH!
Knightwolfzard: Have you done enough ranting for the day?
Voldemorticon: Not yet. Now what did you do with the power?
Necrolai: He gave it to the Troll from the first episode.
Knightwolfzard: Stone Troll King, Number One!
------------------------------------------------------------------
*Briarwood*
Troll: GOLU MAAJI!
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*Rootcore*
Madison: I think he took one of your spells, Xander.
Chip: He won't take mine! Or anything else that belongs to me!
Vida: Nobody wants your "One Ring" Collector's Edition, Chip. How did you get it signed by Gollum, anyway?
Chip: Met him at this SGS place. I recognized him by the teeth.
*Ranger up!*
------------------------------------------------------------------
*Briarwood*
Madison: He looks just like our Megazord!
Xander: But uglier!
Chip: I wonder if I can defeat him with a drill....
Vida: Stop thinking about Maximum Penetration. I don't know how Phineas put the idea into your head.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
*Jason Vorhorse's Forest*
Nick: JIRUMA FINISHIO! *Times 50*
Not!Nick's Morpher: *SPELLCODED!*
Jason Vorhorse: Let's get to that Megazord they were showing in the promos. We've wasted time healing me long enough.
-------------------------------------------------------------
*Briarwood*
Chip: I know! He said "Ijeenam Ijoor".
Vida: So say it backwards!
Chip: Ti.
---------------------------------------------------------
*Jason Vorhorse's Forest*
*Nick and Catastros run into the rock wall at Ludicrous Speed*
----------------------------------------------------------
*Briarwood*
Chip: Wrong spell. ROOJI MANEEJI!
Nick: WHOOSH! Chip, you can do dark magic?
Chip: From now, I am no longer Chip Thorn, Yellow Ranger! I am Chip Thorn....HAWCEROR!
Centaurus PheNick's Megazord: MEGAZORD!
Stone Troll King #1: PHANTOM ROCKS!
Centaurus PheNick's Megazord: Ancient Power, Mystic Pepsi!
*Pepsi logo drops down behind Nick*
Centaurus PheNick's Megazord: MICHAEL JACKSON BURNING HAIR ATTACK!
Stone Troll King #1: GAK!
MagiKing no Jumon: Sparkle Sparkle.
Knightwolfzard: Come to daddy!
Jason Vorhorse: There goes your street cred.
Knightwolfzard: What's WITH you?
Nick: I'm your son?
Knightwolfzard: Too outlandish.
--------------------------------------------------------------
*Forest*
Udonna: ...and that's how Clare got the whipped cream on her head.
Nick: Did I really need to talk to you?
Udonna: Are you going to talk to your mother that way?
Nick: What's happening in the next episode again?
Udonna: A quest for a mystical item - the Leather Pants of Extreme Metrosexuality.
Nick: I'm not EVEN gonna ask.
*Chip, as Hawceror, streaks past Nick and Udonna and knocks them into the dragon's-head entrance while laughing an evil laugh and reciting Dark Magic spells at Ludicrous Speed*