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Ryuranger
12-21-2005, 11:47 PM
Prologue

I had lost everything.

And my entire life had shattered.

I kneeled at the pew, bowed my head, and folded my hands so tightly that my knuckles turned white. Tears dampened my cheeks.

My body shook from the cold. The dark empty church had always been drafty, ever since I was a kid. The cold barely bothered me back then. I would just wear a warmer sweater or sit closer to the person besides me, who was typically my mother. But that had changed, and I no longer had comfort from the frigid draft that filled me with such a sense of loneliness and sorrow.

I wanted to curl into a ball and die, and I would have killed myself if not for fear of what awaited me after death.

On one hand, the part of me that was educated believed that death was the ultimate end. Once you die, you’re gone, and your body rots away into nothingness. On the other hand, the part of me that spent more than 18 years growing up in church still believed that after death, the good Lord either let you into heaven or tossed your sorry ass straight into Hell.

The problem with this belief is that I’m gay. Well technically, I’m bi, but it’s easier to say I’m gay since not even my closest friends understand how someone can truly be bisexual.

“Michael,” my gay friend Sam would often say to me. “I know you hate it when I say this, but people who say they’re bisexual are just kidding themselves. You’re either gay or straight. Dick or Vagina. Tits or no tits.”

Believe it or not, Sam is a genius, so it always escaped me how he could fail to understand such a simple concept as being attracted to people regardless of their gender.

I had accepted my homosexuality, bisexuality, or whatever you want to call it, and I understood it. No part of me believed it was wrong, because it can never be wrong to love another person.

But the conservative part of me still believed, without a doubt, that God thought being gay was wrong. And I whole-heartedly disagreed with Him on that one. So for me, death was either a gateway into nothingness or a gateway into Hell, and not because I was gay as much as I was in no way repentant for being gay and refused to recognize it as a sin. Love can not be a sin.

Two sides of me were at war, and neither could win. The fact that I had just lost my boyfriend a few weeks earlier brought that inner battle to the forefront of my mind. Most people took comfort in the fact that their loved ones went to heaven after death, but I had no such comfort. My two stubborn belief systems didn’t allow it.

My James, my beautiful, gentle James, who I had literally seen trip over his own clumsy feet to avoid stepping on a bug, was gone. God or Fate had taken him. And where he was…I didn’t know.

For the past five years, throughout college and afterward, I had avoided thinking about religion, and instead, embraced more open-minded and liberal thinking. Even though church doctrine was still engraved in me, I buried it deep.

But James’ death had changed that. How can one think about death without religion in some form or another?

I clenched my jaw and tilted my head up, looking to the crucifix hanging in the shadows. The symbol that had once filled me with hope now filled me with nothing but resentment.

“How could you take him…” My raspy voice echoed in the building. I narrowed my eyes and covered my grief with anger. My body tensed and my throat felt like my own emotions were choking me.

“What the hell am I supposed to do?!” I shouted and slammed my hands against the pew.

“Why the hell do you make people this way if you think it’s so damn wrong?! James never hurt a soul, not a single person, even when they deserved it. He had a hard life, was put through Hell. His dad beat him. He was always teased and tormented. Bullied. And in spite of all that, he was still one of the sweetest and kindest people alive.

“You expect me to worship you when you would throw someone like him into Hell! He did nothing wrong! Why did you take him?! Why the fuck did you take him?!”

Part of me expected an answer. I know it sounds stupid, but I had hit rock bottom. I was unemployed. James was gone. And I had pushed all my friends away. I was alone and forsaken, and not even God would listen to my screams.

Chapter One: Towel Boy


Five years earlier…

I was with my closest friends, some of whom were gay. Yet I still maintained the facade of a hetero-sexual male who liked hot girls, hockey, beer and all that other straight macho crap.

What made this so pathetic was that I was standing in the middle of a gay club. That’s right. I was in the middle of a gay bar, surrounded by hot boys in tight pants and shirts accentuating every curve of their bodies. Even in the presence of boys ravaging each other on the dance floor, I was still “in the closet.”

“Stay with me, Jay,” I said to my straight friend, who Sam had dragged along on the trip. “We straight guys have to stick together.”

Note: a gay man in hiding will go out of his way to remind everyone around him how “straight” he is. It’s a dead give away, but I was an idiot back then. If I was smart, I would have been hitting on the cute teenagers while I was still young, skinny and attractive.

Unfortunately, I had about as much self esteem as President Bush has common sense, so I didn’t appreciate the looks that I had. I was about average height and slender, with a nice tone build. My brown hair was cut short and gelled. I didn’t get the gay gene for a fashion sense, but from the way boys were looking at me, I wasn’t dressed half bad either for just having on white khakis and a black, un-tucked, button-down shirt.

Sam, the ringleader of our group, led us to a small seating area with counters that formed an L-shape next to the dance floor. so those who weren’t dancing could sit and watch everyone else bump and grind to the pounding techno beat. Sam went to get a few pitchers of beer from the upstairs bar for us since he was the only one 21. I was shy of that age by two years, but I didn’t drink at that time anyway.

Luckily the gay club, C-Street in Champaign Ill, allowed younger patrons to visit. They simply had their hands stamped with the word “bottom” to show they were too young to drink. People 21 and older were labeled “top.”

The bar was only an hour or so away from our college, West Indiana University, where I was a sophomore studying journalism. Jay was a classmate of mine in the journalism program too.

Jay was a little taller than me and skinny, having lost a lot of weight since freshman year, when he was affectionately nick-named Man-Boob. He had tan skin and dark curly hair, and his smile often made him look like he was in grade school.

He had a speech impediment, which made him sound like Homestar Runner would had he grown up in the Bronx. He could be slow sometimes too, but he was one of the most loyal friends a person could have, despite his flaws.

When psychology professors talk about people who enjoy punishing themselves, they are talking about my friend Jay. See, Jay liked to hit on lesbians and get upset when they rejected him.

Not only that, but Jay was obsessed with a lesbian friend of ours named Jo, who he constantly professed his love to, and constantly bickered with when she refused to return his affections. Of course, on occasion, Jo was known to get drunk and mess around with Jay, but we won’t go there yet.

Jay eyed each lesbian as they walked by. He looked at me with a foolish grin of hope. “I’m goin fo’ it, Awwow,” he said, referring to my nickname of Straight Arrow. “Wish me luck.”

“Yes,” I said sarcastically. “Because luck will help you.”

Jay put on that dumb grin of his and walked over to a short blonde wearing a skimpy blouse that exposed her belly. Her tight black pants may as well have been painted on with a spray brush. At least I couldn’t fault the poor bastard’s taste.

“Eh,” he said. “I’m Jay. You, ahm, wanna dance o’ something?”

She wrinkled her nose with disgust and quickly walked away. Jay was elated, he walked back towards me and threw up his arms in defeat. It was honestly one of his happier moments.

“Eh! Wejection! Evewy time!”

I laughed and shook my head with disbelief. Jay’s display was pathetic, but cute too. “Jay, they’re lesbians. Could you be more desperate?”

“At least this way I know I’m gunna get wejected,” he said. And he still had that smile on his face, which Sam always called a shit-eating grin. “Thewe’s no pwessu‘e, so it‘s like pwactice.”

I swung out my arms, since I had a nasty habit of waving them around a lot when I talked. My friends always told me it was Chandler-eque, which is how I started watching that sitcom.

“Yes, clearly that was practice,” I said sarcastically. “How does what you just did, making a fool out of yourself, possibly qualify as practice? Do you see Sam hitting on straight guys in bars?”

“Yes!” Jay said as if the answer was obvious, which I guess it was.

I shrugged. “Well…he doesn’t hit on straight guys, per say, as much as he gets wasted off his ass and…engages them in conversation.”

Jay leaned forward and raised his voice, which was how he liked to punctuate his points, I guess. “He sang ‘My Funny Valentine’ to a Mawine on Karaoke night!”

I put on my sarcastic/joking face. “Haven’t we all been singing ‘My Funny Valentine’ to a Marine at some point in our lives? What better way to say: ‘I support you, oh gallant protector of my freedom.’”

“Awwow,” he said. “You had to tackle Sam down to stop him before he gave the guy a lap dance!”

“Even so…” I said.

Jay looked away and took a deep breath. “Eh…”

Translation: he was too drunk for banter and needed another drink. So off he went.

Vulnerability struck me as soon as Jay walked away. I was standing alone. The rest of my group had wandered off. Anxiety welled up in my throat. I always assumed my reaction was a byproduct of being teased all the time while growing up. It was like my body had learned to warn me away from people out of intense fear of rejection and verbal torment. And there I was, surrounded by strangers, who all thought I was gay.

So I felt defensive. I was completely insecure about my sexuality, and I projected that onto every single person in that club. And I just kept telling myself, that although I liked guys, I wasn’t really gay because I liked girls too.

After all, I reminded myself, I had fallen in love with a girl in high school and dated her for two years. Her name was Marie, and she was great. The sex was great. And I could have spent the rest of my life with her. I actually enrolled at WIU to follow her there, after she broke up with me. The choice was a dumb one, but I was a dumb, impulsive kid.

I looked around for my friends and spotted Sam sitting alone at a table nearby. Sam was a few pounds too heavy, but carried it well. I would have dated him if he wasn’t such an ass all the time, but I would never tell him that. Such a confession would boost his already over-inflated ego.

The fact that Sam sat alone was odd for a couple reasons. One, he always tried to be the center of attention and steal whatever light he could from everyone possible. Two, he had invited one of our new freshman friends to the bar in an effort to seduce him. The freshman’s name was Nate.

Nate was monkey-like and had been sleeping around since puberty. He had the kind of attractiveness that made him look eternally 13, which a lot of gay men tended to like. He was tan, clean cut, skinny and quite sexy. After coming out of the closet, I would tell Sam: “Pal, if you don’t fuck him, I will.”

Sam was hunched over his table and had his beer mug held between both hands. He had the shameful look of total defeat in his eyes, which he solved the same way he did all his other problems: drink, drink, and just when you’ve made your friends believe you’re going to die of alcohol poisoning, drink some more.

I didn’t notice the source of his sour mood until I walked over and looked at the next table.

Little monkey-boy Nate was sitting on a chair dancing while a tall, lanky boy with a massive nose hopped on his lap. The flamboyant boy’s appearance was lacking, especially for someone as shallow and hormone-driven as Nate. Flaming Nose Boy dressed in an orange shirt and jeans, which made my outfit look like it had been designed by…well…a really high-profile fashion designer or something.

Nate bobbed his head back and forth and looked to Sam.

“Havin’ fun, Sam?” I should point out that his head always bobbed back and forth when he talked, not just when he was trying to dance.

Sam squinted and flashed the most insincere grin ever. He lifted his mug and downed the rest of his beer without even taking a gulp, just letting it pour down his throat.

“I need to get drunker, quicker.” He stumbled up and headed towards the bar, leaving me standing alone near Nate and Flaming Nose Boy.

Again, I felt vulnerable.

I took a deep breath to calm myself and walked back towards the rear of the bar towards the restroom. Several boys glanced at me along the way. They were checking me out, but because I was such a tool, it felt more like their stares were burning looks of judgment and mockery.

I stepped into the bathroom and breathed a sigh of relief to be away from the crowd. Only a stall was occupied, and the bathroom itself was empty. I answered nature’s call and went to the sink to wash my hands.

That was when he stepped in. I never did get his name, but he looked like he had stepped off the pages of an Abercrombie add. He was a couple inches taller than me, and had these bright blue eyes that stole away my breath. His short hair was sandy blonde and spiked in front. He was skinny, but built, and looked about my age.

My jaw literally dropped when I saw him.

“Hey,” he said when he spotted me staring like a star-infatuated teenie bopper.

I only nodded to answer while I reached for the paper towel dispenser. But it was empty. And my hands were still wet.

The boy moved closer towards me and offered a small, white towel. I never thought to ask where he got the small towel from or why he had it, but that is probably a good thing. I had gone through enough culture shock for one evening.

“Thanks.” I accepted his towel.

He looked down to my hands while I dried them, and noticed my stamp. “Bottom, huh?”

Keep in mind, I had no experience with this club and had no idea at the time how lame of a come on this was. The line was C-Street’s equivalent to a straight guy asking: Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

I blushed and lowered my gaze. My eyes couldn’t meet his, for fear that his look would make me melt.

“Apparently.” I mentally kicked myself for not having anything better to say. I had actually been a smooth talker when I dated girls in high school. But with guys, not so much.

The experience was overwhelmingly awkward. I hurried up and finished drying my hands before walking out the door as fast as I could.

Towel Boy followed me. “Where you scampering off too, hun?”

I stopped in my tracks. Hun? I used to call Marie hun. I turned to face him, and again noticed how unbelievably attractive he was.

“Scampering?” I started to ramble, which often happened when I got nervous. “This isn’t scampering as much as it’s walking at a heightened pace to get where I’m going, ya know, faster. I always thought of scampering as more of a skipping type thing, or maybe even a rabbit-ish hop with-”

“You’re cute when you’re nervous,” he said with a smile.

That was the first time a guy had called me cute. I wanted to tell him he was cute too, but I couldn’t find the words. I couldn’t find any words. I just stood there like the proverbial deer in headlights just before getting run over and turned into road kill.

“Well…I…”

He walked closer to me and looked to the dance floor. “You want to come dance with me.”

It wasn’t a question.

“Actually…” I took a step back. “My friend, I’m here with…my friend is over by the, he’s sitting over. Ah…”

“Oh,” Towel Boy said. “You here with your boyfriend?”

Boyfriend? It was less embarrassing, so I went with it. “Sure.”

Towel Boy flashed the most deviant of grins and took hold of my hand. “Come on…” he said as he led me away towards a small, secluded hall around a corner. “He won’t see over here.”

I followed, as if I could refuse him in my testosterone-driven stupor.

We made it to the end of the hall, and he turned to face me. He tilted my head up by the chin before leaning in. His soft lips touched mine, sending chills across my body. My heart pounded in my chest. It felt great, but I resisted the feeling. Because it felt wrong. I pulled away.

He smiled at me. “Not the cheating type?”

No, I said silently. I’m not the making-out-with-guys type, but thanks for asking.

“Just relax…” He ran his fingers through the back of my hair, again sending chills across my body. “Your friend won’t see…besides, it’s just some fun…”

He pulled me close again and kissed me, but this time, instead of fighting it, I fell into the kiss. It was invigorating and intoxicating enough for me to lower my defenses. I reached around and pulled him closer while parting his lips with my tongue and kissing him full on the mouth. I didn’t think. I didn’t question. I acted on instinct and lust, and reveled in it.

I turned him around and held him against the wall while moving my hands around to his hard chest. He was surprised at my sudden change of behavior. I may have been shy, but I was hardly the submissive “bottom boi” he thought I was.

My memory fails me as to how long my first guy-on-guy make out session lasted. It felt like forever, but at the same time, was way to short. All I remember was that it ended when I looked up and saw Sam standing at the end of the corner, staring at me.


---to be continued in chapter 2

rangermaster
12-22-2005, 09:26 AM
Oh! This is fricking awesome. I love this I totally can't wait for chapter 2.

BattleRanger
12-22-2005, 03:40 PM
As a straight man, its a bit ... odd of a read, as I was raised Christian as well and because I still have a hard time accepting homosexuality as I always try to put myself in their shoes when I ask myself, "Why?" I don't have to make homosexuality okay for me, I just have to accept that its okay for you. That makes it a lot easier and its the truth anyway. People need to stop looking at homosexuals as, "Gross, how can you do that?" when they are really asking themselves "How could I do that?" At least that's how it is to me. Good story Ryu, more proof that you are the master of the Rangerboard Literary domain.

HurricaneNinja
12-23-2005, 03:04 AM
Ah very nice story i havent read a Gay romance in a while.

Dramonmaster222
12-24-2005, 02:09 PM
Something different and interesting. I like it! It's always good to broaden your horizons when it comes to fiction.

Psycho Zeltrax
12-24-2005, 04:58 PM
I'm really enjoying this story so far. Keep it up!

rangerxsenshi
12-28-2005, 11:35 PM
wow.....like, wow....

As a gay person myself (and someone who wants to write a novel someday) I say wow....like,....wow...

Ryuranger
01-02-2006, 04:17 PM
Chapter Two: Getting Bent

I pulled away from Towel Boy and opened my eyes wide with shock. Sam stared right at me. My secret was out. Granted, it’s a good thing it happened at a gay bar and not Christian Youth Group or something. Either way, I was terrified and threw up my sarcastic, joking defenses.

“Funny story,” I flailed my arms to punctuate my narrative. “It turns out my friend…Ed here-”

Towel Boy raised an eyebrow at me. “Ed?”

“Shush,” I hushed him and turned back to Sam. “Whatever his name is, it turns out he…” Okay, I thought to myself as the last word hung in the air. What to say? “I was just helping him…he was helping himself to…”

“Your tongue?” Sam asked.

Towel Boy breathed a sigh of annoyance and looked over my shoulder to his next target: an uber-skinny blonde walking past the hall’s entrance. My tonsil-hockey partner started off in that direction and cast me an agitated glance on his way. “I’ll let you two boys sort this out.”

Sam checked out Towel Boy as he walked past before looking back to me. “Well…“ he said. “That was…a guy. You realized that right? Or are you just more drunk than I am?”

“Sam, you can’t tell anyone,” I pleaded. “Anyone.”

He sighed and nodded. “Oh, alright…but if you keep making out with boys, I’m pretty sure they’ll figure it out.”

I gave him my serious, impatient look. “Sam…”

“Michael,” he said, “you’re in a gay club.”

“Really? Hadn’t noticed,” I snipped back.

Sam grumbled beneath his breath and turned towards the exit. He started walking towards the door. “Well come on, ya rat bastard. Let’s go outside so we can talk.”

He always called us ‘rat bastard,’ ‘little-gay bastard’ or other deviations of the word ‘bastard.’ He considered it a term of endearment.

“Talk about what?” I asked.

“You’re gay,” he said. I shushed him, but the absurdity of that made him persist. Loudly. “Gay! Gay! Gay! Gay! Gay!”

“Shhh…Sam, would you just, shush…” I grabbed him by the shoulders and led him outside. “Fine, we’ll talk…”


***


Sam and I sat on a curb at the side of the building. He fumbled and patted his pants pockets while grumbling to himself like a cranky old man, which he tended to do while intoxicated. “Now…where the hell…?”

“Lose your sanity again?”

“That and my cigarettes.” He kept fishing through his pockets and pulled out an assortment of change, receipts, ticket stubs, and a few bottle caps. “If we’re going to have this conversation, I’m going to need to smoke.”

I picked up a bottle cap from the ground. “Should I just amuse myself with these in the meantime?”

“If it keeps you from fidgeting.” Sam kept digging through his pockets and pants in a flurry of over-exaggerated movements. He could have gone on like that for hours, but I knew very well he realized his cigarettes were in his shirt pocket. Sam just liked to put on a show.

Sometimes he would lay down in the middle of the street or sidewalk while walking home from bars. Being drunk but still capable of walking, he liked the attention of having us try to get him up, and he liked feeling important enough to have us wait for him.

He essentially felt like a piece of crap on the inside, and he compensated for that by projecting the facade of a cocky bastard whose ego could barely fit inside his thick skull.

I loved him like family. But it was hard to have patience with someone who, at every meal, talked while everyone was eating, and didn’t start eating his own meal until everyone was finished, just so he could remain the center of attention while everyone watched him feed his face and waited for him to finish his food.

I sighed impatiently, reached over, and pulled his cigarettes from his pocket. “Here, skippy.”

His eyes lit up with joy, and he gently took hold of the precious cure for his nicotine fix. He looked to me with an intoxicated grin so large, it nearly took up most of his face. “Thank you, Arrow. Should I give you a kiss for gratitude?”

“Sam…don’t.”

He rolled his eyes and stuck a cigarette in his mouth. He mumbled while he lit it. “Fine, be a prude.” He inhaled deeply and blew out a long puff of smoke. “Well…” he said. “What do you wanna know?”

I sighed and shook my head. My gaze drifted to a nearby car, where two boys were wrapped in a tight embrace on top of the hood. “I guess…I don’t know. I mean…I’ve always been taught that being gay was wrong. A sin. My family was very Christian and everything…and I just…I don’t know.”

Sam took another drag from his cigarette and slowly exhaled afterward. “At least you weren’t a pastor’s kid. I used to give sermons at big southern-Baptist youth conventions,” Sam said. “I would preach to 1,000 people at a time, and dozens would come up to be saved and accept the glad Jebus.”

The word “Jebus” was a “Simpsons” reference we overused. Homer was being taken on a missionary trip and confessed that he didn’t even believe in “Jebus.” The plane took off and he shouted. “Ah! Save me Jebus!”

“That’s a scary thought,” I told Sam. “You saving people?”

His smile was a mix of irony and pride. “I would stand and wave my bible back and forth, shouting the good word of the Lord, calling on sinners to repent and turn away from their evil deeds.”

I laughed and shook my head with disbelief. “Were you checking out the cute Baptist boys the whole time?”

“Not during, just before and afterward.” He took another drag, and his face became serious. His glazed-over eyes looked off aimlessly. “But it always felt guilty. I would spend nights just crying and praying for God to change me, and take this away.”

It was a feeling I understood too well. “I did that a few times too. Mostly just after sermons that mentioned homosexuality and sodomy and all that.”

“It’s all horse shit,” Sam said. “Horse shit.”

“How did you change? I mean…ya know, how did you learn to accept it and everything?”

“I met Asshole,” he explained, referring to his ex-boyfriend Derek. “We fell in love and all that mushy shit, and had the best gay sex ever, and I just realized eventually, that it’s never wrong, Arrow, to be in love.”

Derek and Sam had dated in high school and even gone to prom together senior year. They went to separate colleges and had a long distance relationship for about a month until it ended, because Sam cheated on Derek.

Sam had been drunk at the time and felt completely guilty about his actions. So he went to Derek, groveled, and begged for forgiveness. And I mean begged. From the way Sam tells it, he cried at Derek’s feet and pleaded with him without showing a shred of pride.

But Derek had no sympathy. He broke off the relationship and stopped talking to Sam completely. Sam had been drinking ever since.

Sam tossed away his cigarette and lit another one. “I don’t know that I even believe in God anymore. I mean, how can I believe in a god who would punish me just for being gay? I loved Derek. That wasn’t wrong. And Hell? Don‘t get me started on this supposed lake-of-fire business. I'm a pretty hateful and unforgiving person sometimes-”

“Just sometimes?” I joked.

“Okay, most of the time,” he said. “But even I think one lifetime of punishment is enough. The idea that a loving deity would create a universe, sprinkle it with people who have freedom of choice, and then subsequently send them to Hell when they chose in error, is patently absurd to me.”

At the time, I had trouble giving stock to what he was saying. Granted, I never preached to crowds of thousands. But I used to have strong, unwavering faith. And I passed on God’s message when I taught Sunday school classes and volunteered at church camps during my high school years. I always loved teaching those kids, and I never once doubted the lessons.

Questioning my beliefs felt wrong. But I kept listening.

“It's too easy, Hell,” he continued. “It's where we sweep all of life's undesirables. It's the Us Versus Them carried to it's extreme conclusion: We's going to heaven, and they's going to Hell, and never the twain shall meet for all eternity. For instance, in my grandparents’ world, it’s generally the final resting place for pagans, heathens, Muslims, Catholics, Jews, gays and liberal Democrats.

“Hell is also what Christian parents use to scare their children, what pastors and priests and politicians hold over all our heads to control our thoughts and actions. It's every bit the deterrent the death penalty is, times a bizillion. And I completely reject it. It doesn't exist.”

I shook my head. “It’s hard for me to even think like that. I mean…I don’t know.”

“Knowledge is the enemy of Christianity, Arrow.” He sucked in another puff of smoke and blew it out while speaking. “The more we grow older and wiser, the more we learn to be tolerant and open minded. Christians don’t like that. They don’t like ya to think.”

That I could believe. “The way to the Lord is narrow…” I quoted from the bible.

Sam nodded. “Narrow-minded.”

We sat in silence for a moment. I still didn’t understand how I could ever accept my homosexuality like Sam. I believed in God. I believed in Christ. I believed in Heaven and Hell. And even if I hadn’t, what if my parents were to find out the truth about me?

“How did they find out?” I asked Sam. “Your parents, I mean…”

Sam sighed and took a deep breath. “Oh, they found a love note I had written to Derek when I was in high school.”

I winced. “Ouch.”

He took a drag of his cigarette and slowly exhaled. “Well, my reaction was more of an ‘oh fuck’ than an ‘ouch,’ but that works too.”

Sam took another drag. “My mom had found the note while I was out somewhere, doing something churchy, and when I got home, she was just sitting on the bed with the note in her hand, and crying.

“Then we had to make a whole big deal out of it. Dad and me and mom sat down, Dad prayed over me, told me I had a sickness, and that I needed a good Christian therapist. I tried to tell him I didn’t need a therapist, and that I loved Derek, but that didn’t go over so well with him.”

“How did they get used to it?” I asked.

“Well they didn’t so much,” Sam said. “But they tolerate it, I suppose. At least they try to.”

I sighed with frustration. “I just don’t know if I could go through that. I mean…I just don’t know what I‘m supposed to do.”

“The first step to accepting it is coming out with it,” Sam said. “It’ll feel weird at first, but eventually, it’ll feel normal.”

Eventually? Sam seemed to have forgotten that I had no patience. “But how? How am I supposed to do that?”

“Talk about it,” he said.

I arced an eyebrow. “What do you mean?”

“Exactly what I said, genius. Like, how long have you known you were gay? Speak.”

I shrugged and kept my head tilted down. The topic was embarrassing. Not once in my life had I talked about my hidden desires. “I guess I’ve always known. But I didn’t know for sure until…” I blushed and shook my head. “Never mind…it’s too much information.”

“Now you have to tell me,” Sam said. “Speak.”

A sigh of defeat escaped my lips. “Fine. I was just, 13 or so, and fantasizing about this girl and her boyfriend…you know…”

“Fucking?”

I rolled my eyes. “Yes, that. And I realized, ya know, that I was just as attracted to the…boyfriend, as I was her. So I kept thinking about it. Sometimes I thought of all three of us. Sometimes it was just me and her, and sometimes…it was just me and him.”

Sam scoffed. “Arrow, you disappoint me.”

“Huh?”

“You said it was too much information,” Sam said. “I was expecting something hot. Like a personal experience in the shower room after gym, a secret rendezvous behind the football bleachers or maybe even a big theater orgy in the dressing room or something.”

I rolled my eyes. “Well, I’m sorry to have disappointed you. I could tell you about my dating exploits with girls, but-”

“No, no, no, nooo,” Sam protested. “Girls are gross.” He shook his head back and forth for emphasis. “Gross, gross, gross, and, and, and, icky.”

A lopsided grin crossed my face. “I tend to think otherwise.”

“That’s because you’re in the closet and kidding yourself,” Sam said.

My voice got a little higher when I became defensive. “I like girls too.”

“Sure you do,” Sam said sarcastically.

“I do,” I said in an even higher octave.

“MmmMmm…” Sam shook his head. “No, no I don’t believe you do. And let me tell you why…”

“Oh, Christ, you exhaust me…” I leaned back on my elbows and breathed a deep sigh.

“Me?” Sam turned towards me. “You’re the one who’s always bouncing around like God-damn Tigger all the time.”

I squinted at him. “I do not bounce anything like a Tigger.”

Okay, so I had a habit of bouncing around like Tigger. Not literally, of course. But I was a rather antsy person. Still, my friends wore me out just as much. In fact, at the time, I was so worn out from my revelations, Sam’s cigarettes looked good. Damn good. Everyone always looked so relaxed when they had one of those little Devil sticks.

Relaxing was not something I did easily. I reached over and pointed to his pack. “I’m going to need one of those.”

Sam leaned back slightly and clutched his cigarettes to his chest. “You don’t smoke. And even if you did, you could buy your own damn cigarettes. These, are mine.”

“Come on…” I was persistent. The habit was annoying in a social setting, but it made me a great reporter. “Please? One cigarette won’t get me hooked.”

Note: One cigarette will get you hooked. All addictions start somewhere. For me it was just a simple drag that night at C-Street to help relax. Unfortunately, something I had not learned about myself, was that I did everything in extremes. I would be smoking two packs a day within a month.

Sam breathed a sigh of relief. “Oh, alright, you whiny bastard…”

He slid a cigarette from his pack, and I reached out and took hold of it. I put the filter between my lips, took hold of Sam’s red lighter, and lit the tip. I inhaled, and immediately hacked and coughed the smoke right back from my lungs.

See, that is a lung’s way of saying: “What in God’s name are you doing to me! Get that stuff out! Out, out, out!”

But after a couple more drags, the tar would coat over the little filament thingies in my throat and essentially kill them, while beating my lungs into submission. As a result, my lungs would become tolerant of even more tar, arsenic, nicotine and tobacco. Man, I loved smoking.

The nicotine buzz made me feel dizzy, but good. Really good. I felt Light headed. Calm. I took another drag and closed my eyes with sweet ecstasy. I leaned my head back and exhaled, “Oh…my…God…”

“Yep…” Sam tucked his cigarettes back into his shirt pocket. “Better get used to sucking on things.”

“I-” My voice caught in my throat. Anxiety. “I can’t. I mean…I can’t yet. I can’t even think about looking for a guy. I mean…how would I even find one?”

He flopped his arm towards the club. “We are right here, and there’s so much hot right here.”

I blushed and nodded. “Yeah, but I’m just not ready to be here yet.”

Sam breathed a sigh of relief, but he wasn‘t about to let me bounce away until I committed to some sort of gay-seeking quest. “Well then what you need to do is get on OutPlanet or something.”

I raised an eyebrow. “OutPlanet?”

“Yes, it’s a Web site filled with pretty gay people. Well…some are pretty. Others are…not so much pretty. But that’s okay. You need to just meet people.”

The trend of gay boys connecting via the Internet started somewhere in the late 1990s. As more people started obsessing over the Web, more gay guys started bumping into each other in cyberspace and arranging hook ups.

As a result, gay teens began coming out of the closet at earlier ages, and homosexuality started to become more acceptable. The Internet allowed gay people to realize they were not so different after all, and far from alone.

But I missed all that, since the trend was at its early stages. I didn’t even have an online screen name until my sophomore year of college, and even then, it was just to speak with my friends from the student newspaper.

I sighed and looked back towards the gay couple making out on the hood of a car in the parking lot. “Ill look at it, I guess.”

Awkward silence hung in the air for a second or two, which was too long for my taste, so I called for a subject change. “So is Nate still getting a lap dance from that Flaming Nose Boy?”

“Wanna go watch, sicko?” Sam asked.

I shivered.. “Not in the slightest.”


***


Nate sat shotgun next to Sam on the way home the next morning, after we had crashed at a hotel. And all the Little-Monkey Boy did during the ride was talk about how great Flaming Nose Boy was, and how they had exchanged numbers and planned to hook up the next weekend for some romping.

“That’s great,” Sam said, but Nate was too dumb to pick up on the sarcasm. “I’m sure you’ll be even more excited when you look at him with vision not clouded by a sizeable amount of mudslides and tequila.”

Nate nodded so hard I thought his head would snap off his neck. “I know, Sam, I bet he’s even more hot!” He reached up and clawed his hands, as if grabbing something, and closed his eyes. “Oh, mm, I can’t wait.”

I shivered at the thought of Nate and Flaming Nose Boy in bed together, and I tried to step in to distract Nate for Sam’s benefit. Unfortunately, I was sitting between Jay and Jo, and I was stuck in the middle of their argument.

Jay had caught Jo making out with a girl and was totally jealous. So he coped with that by showing irrational anger towards the target of his desire and source of his jealousy, ie: Jo.

“No, sewiously, Jolwene…” he said, using her first name of Jolene. “Sewiously, we went to the ba’ to be with fwiends, not to hook up.”

She laughed while answering. “What’s the big deal?” she said in a loud, shrill voice. “Hon-ay! All I did was make out with one chick! I mean, Jesus Christ! Really!”

Jay was livid. “No, sewiously, you don’t unde’stand. This was supposed to be a fwiend trip, and you ha’dly said two things to me.”

“Jay! I was dancing! And you were sitting in a corner!”

I slouched down in the seat, lowered my head, covered my ears, and started singing the theme song to “Oklahoma!”

So that was my first visit to a gay club. Kind of sad and boring, I know. But my next visit would be more exciting on account of the pole dancing, gay-bar fight and troupe of hormone-driven drag queens with pearly-white teeth that glowed in black lights. Anyway, I am getting ahead of myself and will get into that later.

With my first gay-club trip over, Sam dropped me off in front of my dorm, and I went back to my room.

Clippings from The Statesman student newspaper I worked at covered the pale blue walls, along with a few Spider-Man and Star Wars posters. I was a dork like that. Clothes were scattered across the tiled floor, and empty Coke cans and tea bottles cluttered my desk.

I plopped myself in front of my laptop and prepared to enter the rainbow realm of cyberspace.






Chapter Three: Small-Town Fish


I typed “OutPlanet.com” into the address bar and hit enter. Minutes later (campus Internet was running slow that day. Again). OutPlanet loaded on my screen. Thus began my venture into what friends and I referred to as “fishing.”

The term “fishing” started during Sam’s freshman year, before he came out of the closet at work. He would refer to his dates as “fish” to avoid letting everyone in earshot know he was going on a date with a boy. He gave all his dates a nickname or simple location followed by a fish designation. Turtle-Face Fish, Indianapolis Fish, Jail-Bait Fish, and so on.

I made an account for myself and started a search for profiles within an hour’s distance of my school. The search returned hundreds of results. This surprised me, because I had spent my entire life thinking I was isolated and alone on account of my gayness. Never did I realize how common being gay really was.

My eyebrows slightly lifted as I scrolled through the profiles.

One add popped out among the others, and to this day I am not sure why. The profile had no picture, and only a brief description, age and location. He was 16, and the screen name was Saberguy. He lived in a small town about 40 minutes away from campus.

“Well…” I took a deep breath and moved my mouse arrow over to the profile’s link. “What can it hurt…”

I clicked on the profile and opened a short introduction graph Saberguy had written: “Hi! I’m just an easy-going boy looking for people to hang out with to get to know them better. If you want to know anything about me, just ask! Oh, and color guard is my life! lol.”

I tilted my head, my brow knitted on account of my curiosity. “Guard, huh?”

It seemed…cute. Different, but cute.

I wrote an e-mail saying hi and asking for picture. I attached a digital photo of my own and sent it his way, not really thinking much would come from it. What were the odds I would meet a sweet, good-looking guy I could connect with on my first try, right?

I scrolled through more profiles, and several of them caught my slight interest. I typed a few introductory e-mails of little significance and went to bed, having exhausted myself from a night of digging into emotions and feelings I had long kept buried.

Part of me actually felt relieved. I didn’t have to hide from Sam anymore. I could be myself around him. Maybe eventually, I told myself, I could open up to my other friends too. At the time, I didn’t realize Sam had already told them all in a moment of drunken weakness. But they would at least humor me and try to act surprised once I told them for myself.


***


I was alone in the Statesman newsroom at about 6 p.m. on a Wednesday, just a few nights after my C-Street trip. Everyone else had left for dinner or various social outings, since we only had production nights on Sundays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays.

Sam worked as the paper’s Editorial Page editor. The job suited him. He was stubborn. Opinionated. And he loved to piss people off. He never shied away from writing a column that would ignite the rage of ignorance on our campus, whether advocating pro-choice and gay rights, or comparing Christianity to the Taliban.

Jay was a sports writer. Or at least he tried to be a sports writer. He was fanatical about athletics but refused to sit in the press box when covering a game, didn’t take notes and thought you were calling him stupid when you told him to, and thought every story had to be written with the score in the lead.

Imagine the drudgery if every sports story you read started the same way: “The Pacers won 109 to 98 at a game Tuesday against the Bulls,” “the Pacers lost 2 to 982 at a game Monday against the Harlem Globe Trotters,” “the Pacers won 290 to 4 against the Blackhawks.”

Jo and Monkey-Boy Nate didn’t work at the paper, which I could not have been more happy about. Putting out a newspaper would be difficult with Jay snapping off the deep end every time Jo said “hi” instead of “hello,” and Nate humping the furniture all day.

I was the paper’s news editor. As a result, I probably knew more faculty and administrators on a first-name basis than I did students. I loved covering university politics, especially since faculty hated our college president, a sour old man named Benjamin W. Floyd VII, who started his job my first year at college.

Most students would skip class in the mornings to sleep in because of a hang over or to cuddle with someone who’s name they couldn’t remember who they had slept with the previous night. I skipped morning classes to interview administrators or disgruntled professors.

I hid in my work. The paper was my safety zone. The anxiety and constant push of the job kept my mind distracted from my loneliness. Learning to isolate myself was a survival skill I learned at an early age.

Kids teased me all through grade school. Constantly. They made fun of me for wearing generic shoes instead of brand names like Reebok or Nike, they called me weird regardless of whether I was keeping to myself at a desk or acting hyper, my “ski-slope” nose was a popular target of mockery, and they liked to make fun of the way I walked too.

Good times? Not so much.

I did have one friend who decided to brush me off in First Grade, when I went to school at Solon Elementary in northwest Indiana. His name was Glenn, and we always said we were like brothers. We even did that horribly cliché blood brothers thing.

It happened on the playground basketball court at my school, where kids always gathered before school in the morning.

“Hey Glenn!” I ran over to him and gave him a hug as I had every day before school for the past year.

But this time he didn’t hug me back. Instead he winced and pulled my arms off him. A shamed expression crossed his face, and he looked over his shoulder to a group of three girls standing just within earshot and snickering.

“Ah, Mikey…” Glenn said reluctantly. “You can’t do that anymore.”

“Huh? Do what?”

He glanced over his shoulder at the girls again and looked back to me. “Well…the girls said yur not really cool enough to hang out with me.

“So…so…” I stammered, and for the first time, learned about the choking feeling of anxiety that comes with rejection.

“We can still be friends,” he said, “just not best friends.”

“You…” I choked back my tears, too embarrassed to let him or anyone see me cry. “You mean we’re not brothers anymore…?”

“Nah…” he hesitated for a moment. Then he turned and ran over to the girls, who laughed at their manipulative, craft handiwork.

I stood on the basketball court and watched Glenn leave. I was surrounded by people. But I was alone. Isolated.

Luckily I had a wonderfully supportive and nurturing mother who always took me aside and said: “Michael, you’re not weird, you’re unique, and you know what? I am so proud of you for that. You are your own person. Good for you, son. I love you.”

Okay, I’m lying. Mom was nothing like that. Quite the opposite, really. She always told me how I embarrassed her. In church, at the store, at home, with family, wherever we were, it never really mattered. If I did the slightest thing that didn’t conform to her standards of how a kid my age was supposed to act, I was shamed.

Here’s an example: I had just finished a choir program in second grade, in which I had played the role of Peter Pan. I don’t remember the program itself. I am sure many people told me I did a good job, but I don’t remember that either, except for one person.

The principal walked up to me in the hall after the performance and patted me on the shoulder. “You did a good job up there.”

I smiled with pride. The principal thought I did a good job. For a little nerd like me, that was a huge deal. “Thanks, I know!”

“Michael!” my mom shrieked as if I had just called the man’s wife a lift-skirt whore bag. “That’s embarrassing…you’re not supposed to say I know.” She looked to the principal and felt the need to apologize on my behalf. “I’m sorry, he just doesn’t have any manners…do you, Michael?”

Whoops. My bad for taking credit for an accomplishment, mother. Don’t worry, you destroyed any chance of that ever happening again. Ever. So thanks.

As a kid I often secluded myself in my room to hide from the pain of the world and possible rejection, although I never really realized that was what I was doing. I would sit in my room, draw and write, and immerse myself in a world of fantasy where I was hero.

Posters covered my light-blue walls. A Spider-Man poster hung above my desk, and posters ripped from various Nintendo magazines were above my bed in the corner. Double Dragon, Ninja Toads, F-Zero, Dragon Warrior and others.

An X-Men poster hung above my bookshelf, which was filled with fantasy novels along with Star Wars and Star Trek books, and a nearly complete Hardy Boys collection.

I always felt safe in my room. But sometimes that changed, on account of my parents.

One time, when I was in first or second grade or so, my parents decided to teach me a lesson. They were upset because I had done something wrong, although I can’t remember what. I may have forgotten to rinse my dish thoroughly enough after dinner or something. Oh, the travesty.

I do remember opening my door and seeing my father standing there. He was a brash man who hardly said a word except to yell at me or fight with me over the television set. Apparently, he used to be a creative painter. But now all he did was work and watch TV.

“Come on, get your stuff,” Dad said. “We’re takin’ ya to the juvenile home.”

I panicked. The juvenile home? Was he being serious?

My mom silently walked into my room with a small backpack in hand and a stern expression on her face. She opened my dresser and started putting my clothes into my bag.

My eyes widened. My throat tightened. I could feel my heart pounding in my chest. Panic. “Mom…what are you…mommy?”

She didn’t say a word. She didn’t look me in the eye. I had never seen her so mad at me. Mom filled my backpack and handed it to Dad, who in turn, handed it to me.

“Here,” he said. “Now say goodbye to your mother.”

What was he saying? Say goodbye to mom? How long would I be gone? What was this place even like? Where was it at? Was it like jail? Was it a foster home? Were they giving me up forever? I was losing them. They were getting rid of me.

“Come on,” Dad said impatiently. “Say goodbye to your mother…”

My mom stepped forward and gave me a cold hug. A hug goodbye. She was taking me away. Away from home.

“No, no, no!” I cried and pulled away. I ran into my walk-in closet, slammed the door shut, and curled up into a ball on the floor. And I cried.

“Come on,” Dad said from the other side of the door. “We’ve got ta go.”

“Leave me alone!” I shouted between sobs while I buried my face in my hands. I didn’t want them to take me away. I didn’t want to be abandoned in a strange place. I wanted to be home. I wanted to go home. “I don’t wanna go…”

“You should’a thought’a that,” dad said.

“Leave me alone!” I shouted again.

Mom and Dad eventually dropped their bluff. Saying they intended to take me away was a scare tactic, mom said, a way to frighten me into behaving.

“Your grandparents did that to your father when he acted up,” Mom explained.

Oh, okay! Well that made perfect sense, then, for you to scare the shit out of your own kid, since that worked out so well with Dad. Only, wait, it didn’t work with dad, did it? Not so much.

Because of them, because of my peers, I spent grade school and junior high hiding in my room.

In high school I hid in theater too, and in the process, met Marie. She was a petite brunette with long hair and the most beautiful pair of eyes I would ever see in my life. They were marvelous swirls of blue, in different shades, that radiated with beauty, and highlights of green made rings along the edges. I could have lost myself in those eyes forever.

My friend Vince would often say she changed me, took me out of my shell. And he was right. I would not have lived a single moment in high school without her. I would not have waded off the shores of Virginia Beach with good friends, slow danced to a live band in a Chicago club, had a surprise party, or experienced massive trampoline pile ons.

Marie brought out a side in me I loved. And I loved her for it. I became a funny, smooth-talking, hopeless romantic with her. And most importantly, she loved me.

She went to college a year before I did and cheated on me within the first two weeks. I lost her. My first best friend. My first girlfriend. The only person that had ever cared about me and understood me. Gone.

I retreated back to my room and the stage afterward. I spent my senior year back inside my shell.


***


I opened my laptop after getting back to my dorm room after work. At this point, I was too hesitant to do any gay networking in the newsroom because of fear that someone would peek over my shoulder and see.

My e-mailed opened. Saberguy had written me back. And he had attached a picture file.

My expectations were less than high. Even as a web-dating rookie, I realized most people who did not include their pictures on their online profile were ugly or huge. This was shallow, I know, but I was picky about looks.

I closed my eyes tight and opened the picture. I tilted my head away from the screen and slowly started to open my eyelids. I squinted and looked through the corner of my eyes, and what I saw was shocking.

He was so cute! Beautiful even! Wait, I stopped myself. Could guys be beautiful, or was that just a girl thing? I made a mental note to ask Sam about gay complimenting etiquette at some point. But regardless of whether it was the proper way to say it, he was beautiful.

I logged onto my instant messenger, and to my pleasant surprise, he was online. And I was quite excited to see him there. Scary, I know, but I had not yet learned how to curb my enthusiasm when finding a potential date or romantic interest.


ARROWST: Do you have a name other than Saberguy, or were your parents just a little creative and a lot crazy?


SABERGUY: lol


I did not yet realize the problems associated with online communication. Instant messages were just words on a screen with no emotion or feeling behind them. But the person reading the messages, his mind, filled in those blanks. He could project the emotions of his choice onto the messages he read.

Take “lol” for example. The “laugh-out-loud” mark could mean anything, depending on what the reader thought. The three letters were just that - symbols. Was the person who typed “lol” actually laughing? Were they ignoring the conversation, their mind on other things, not being able to think of anything else better to say? The reader decided.


SABERGUY: Maybe both? I dunno. lol.

SABERGUY: I’m Anthony. You?


ARROWST: Michael.


SABERGUY: Nice to meet you, Michael : )


Smilies were overused, but he somehow made them cute. I know, right? Could I be more gay?

We talked for weeks, and I found him fascinating. We would go from having a serious conversation one minute about anything from religion to politics, and the next minute, be talking about our shared imaginary cow named Woc. (Woc the cow. Get it? It‘s amusing in two ways. Two! Hey, I thought was funny).

A lot of our conversations at the beginning were just about who we were and where we came from. I’ll spare you the online transcripts and tell you about Anthony.

He lived in a trailer park on the edge of a small town with his parents and a dog named Killer. I always pictured Killer as a massive Rottweiler that ate raw steak and cats. Turns out she’s about the size of a shoe, only less harmful.

Anthony had two older brothers as well, but they no longer lived at home.

To say he liked Color Guard was an understatement. He was fanatical about it. On the field, he felt free. Alive. The center of attention, and he loved every second of it. He loved performing in guard, so he did, regardless of what people may have thought. I admired that about him.

And I admired his passion.

This boy, this wonderful boy, something about him was special. I didn’t know what at the time, but I knew I wanted to find out. Beneath his grin and puppy-dog brown eyes was a complex and remarkable person, so filled with a zest for life, but at the same time, afraid.

He was so fragile. Delicate, but beautiful. The kind of person you just want to hold and protect from all life’s troubles and uncertainties. He deserved love. And he had so much to give in return. Everything about him was beautiful.

But he often doubted that and failed to acknowledge his potential. Instead, he hid from a world that he feared rejected him, because of a false belief he was somehow inadequate.

The behavior was one he learned at childhood. As a young kid, he would go with his parents to visit family, but instead of joining them inside the house, he would sit outside, quietly on the front porch, and just watch them, through the window.

He made his own loneliness, and at the same time, he wanted nothing more than to love and be loved. That was all he ever desired. But the problem was, he never learned to love himself.

Always, he felt alone and isolated. Different. Like no one else could understand him, and fearful they would rejection him if they could. A lot of gay people go through this, but his case was different. He feared getting to know himself, feared looking down in search of who he was, because he was scared of what he would find.

But above all, he was scared of being alone.

I could relate to that.

He eventually learned to connect with people. Through sex. By physical contact and affection, he felt accepted. He felt loved.

Touch became his obsession. His drug. And the withdrawal symptoms were more than he could stand.

I wouldn’t learn about his codependency issues, or my own for that matter, for a few more years. Doing so would teach me an important lesson: Beware the cute ones. They will hurt you the worst, and care about you the least when it happens.

Eventually, Anthony decided he wanted to speak with me on the phone. This was before I had a cell, and my dorm room phone was disconnected because I had decided a month prior that I didn’t so much feel like paying the telephone bill. The college had taken enough money from me already, and besides, I didn’t have anyone to call.

So I decided to go up to the newsroom on a Wednesday night when I knew no one would be around. I sat at my desk, took a deep breath to calm myself, and dialed his number.

He answered after the first ring. “Hello?”

“Is Anthony there?” I knew it was him, but still, what else do you say?

“Speaking,” he said.

“Hey, this is Michael…how are you?”

“I’m good, just tired. I think I need a need a nap before bed.” His voice was unique, but in a good way. He sounded soothing. Enticing.

“You sound adorable,” I told him.

“Thank you,” he answered warmly. “You sound cute too…”

This was the first time I spoke a compliment to a guy, and somehow, I did so without guilt. Well, okay, I had a little guilt, but mostly because he was three years younger than me and still in high school.

We got the awkward greetings out of the way and moved into details like family, friends, and pets. He mentioned he had cats, and things took a quirky turn from there.

“Cats?” I wrinkled my nose.

“Do you not like cats?” He seemed surprised by that fact.

“It’s not that I don’t like them, as much as they’re the spawn of the Anti-Christ.”

“Awe, do cats scare you?” he teased.

“No, no, they don’t scare me,” I clarified. “They’re just…up to something.”

He laughed. Such a cute laugh. Infectious.

“I mean it,” I said, my voice getting a little high. I didn’t realistically believe cats were up to something, but they did creep me out, and it was fun to take that to an absurd extreme. “You ever wonder what cats are doing when they just stare at you with those creepy little eyes? They’re watching you, looking for even the smallest hint of weakness. It’s like…like when they rub up against your leg, that’s not a sign of affection, they’re testing your defenses to make sure your guard is down, to see how close they can get.”

“What about kittens?” he sounded amused by my ramblings. “Kittens are cute.”

“That’s what they want you to think, see,” I explained. “They want you to think they’re all cute and innocent and blah, blah , blah, when in reality, they’re plotting against you.”

He laughed. “Plotting what?”

“Just plotting,” I said. “Doesn’t matter what. Always, always, plotting. Watching your every move.”

“My cats aren’t even in here now.”

“No, no, there are always at least a dozen cats watching you,” I explained. “Just because you can’t see them doesn’t mean they’re not there. And you can’t lower your guard, because if you show even the smallest hint of weakness, they will pounce on you like a whirlwind of hair and nails.”

We went on like that for a few more minutes. A lot of our earlier conversations were just random silliness. But I liked having someone to talk to and laugh with. The feeling of having that with a guy was exciting and scary at the same time. I loved it.

“I’m really glad I called you,” I said as our conversation came towards a close. “I was kinda nervous…”

“Awww…why? I don’t bite.” He did but that’s besides the point.

“I’m not sure…” I was so glad he couldn’t see my face turning red. “I’m just…I’ve always dated girls, and this is kind of new to me still. I mean, you’re the first guy I’ve been emotionally attracted to. I just love talking to you…”

“Why’s that?” He liked fishing for compliments, and I always took the bait.

“You just seem really sweet, and you’re adorable, and funny, and adorable, and cute, and…oh, there’s another word I’m looking for…”

He laughed. “Adorable?”

“Yes, that’s the word,” I answered. “Adorable…and beautiful…”

“Awe…I don’t know that anyone’s called me that before…”

“Well it’s true…” I said. “You’re beautiful.”

“Well thank you,” he said in that meek, humble tone I could have listened to for hours. “You should come watch me at guard sometime. We could hang out afterward.”

Cue my social anxiety. Not to mention the whole God-inspired fear of being gay. “I’m…not sure. I mean…if we met I would probably want you to come here. We could hang out and talk in my room or something.”

“Why, so you can take advantage of me?” he teased.

“No, nothing like. Maybe just have you lay down with your head in my lap while I feed you grapes or something.”

“Grapes?” He sounded less than enthused about grapes.

“Grapes, strawberries. Pick a fruit,” I said.

“Hmm…strawberries are good,” he said.

“Then strawberries it is.”

I couldn’t help but smile after I hung up the phone with him.

We talked for another week, and during that period, my friends talked me into getting a cellular phone so they could have an electronic leash on me at all times. And at least that way, I could talk to Anthony from my own room.

But as much as I liked him, I couldn’t help but feel guilty. And I couldn’t help but doubt whether my attraction to him was right.


***


The college’s youth group was called SCAMPS, which I always thought sounded like a seafood restaurant, but whatever. I joined because Marie asked me to, and I signed up for the group’s choir too: The Singing SCAMPS. It’s okay to laugh at the title. I always did, and I’m pretty sure even the group’s ministers were ashamed of it.

We would go to churches across the state on Sundays and sing contemporary Christian songs. I was one of five people in a group of 30 that actually had talent, and I have low self esteem, so that is saying something.

On Wednesdays the SCAMPers met for weekly worship with Pastor Paul.

Most of the messages talked about one of two things. First, he would preach about how Christianity was vital to having healthy straight relationships. Woe to the couple that attempted to have a relationship based on anything other than God, he would warn. Second, he would preach about the vast struggles college Christians faced every day.

Through his awe-inspiring messages, I learned that hundreds of conservatives every day were faced with evil temptations from a heartless world. Premarital sex! Overindulging on food! Alcohol! Oh, the plight of Christians in America for having to face such troubles!

“Next time someone writes ‘fag’ on your door,” I would later joke with Sam, “just remind yourself there are people who have it worse, like the good Christian boys tempted daily by sex, because their girlfriends wear skimpy outfits. The poor bastards. Could their lives be any harder?”

And the added burden of spreading their message across the world made their troubles even more heavy. How exhausting it must have been to travel around calling people fags, whores, and sinners all day.

Praise God there were groups like SCAMPS to give these unfortunate teens support.

The longer I went to these worship services, the more they turned my stomach. Eventually, I started stepping outside for cigarette breaks because the messages frustrated me so much.

What made services somewhat amusing, and sad at the same time, were the couples whose facial expressions turned shameful at the mention of sinful premarital sex.

Marie and her fiancé Drew would nod their heads in re-affirmation when Pastor Paul spoke about the vital necessity of waiting to do the nasty until marriage. Too bad I had taken Marie’s virginity during her senior year in high school, but whatever. We screwed like rabbits for most of our two-year relationship, on account that she was more of a horn ball than I was.

Because of that, I knew Drew and Marie either had sex all the time, or he was totally gay instead of just bisexual. Oh, I may have forgotten to mention that. My gay-dar was always dead on, and Drew had all the signs of closeted gayness. He had the gay eyes you see on drag queens a lot, and even the way he talked and held himself shouted homosexuality. He had wrestled in high school and was in marching band too.

His religious upbringing had likely repressed his primal urge for dick. A few years later, my suspicions would be affirmed by talking with someone online who messed around with Drew in high school. Word traveled fast in the gay world.

And apparently, Drew and I weren’t the only gay people who drifted into worship services. We just chose to hide it, him more so of course, while others chose to out themselves in hope of seeking redemption.

“We welcome anyone here with open arms,” Pastor Paul said during a worship service. “Once we had a gay student who came forward, asking to be saved. We surrounded him and put our hands on him while we prayed for him, asking God to show His love and help this student turn away from his sin.”

My stomach churned. I thought of Sam and how much pain he had endured on account of his lifestyle. I thought of him crying and begging God to help him. I thought of his dad praying over him. I remembered the pained look in his eyes when he told his story. No one should have to endure that.

“…many people try to say that being a homosexual is okay,” Pastor Paul continued. “And it is, in a way. If you are gay, God will still save you if you turn away from your homosexual lifestyle and accept him, recognizing that the act of homosexuality is sinful and unnatural…”

Unnatural? My thoughts drifted to my make-out session with Towel Boy a few weeks earlier. Sure, I felt guilty afterward. But kissing him was far from unnatural. I enjoyed it as much as I had enjoyed kissing Marie, maybe even more since Towel Boy was far more skilled.

“…Homosexuality is a sin, and the Bible is very clear that the wages of sin is death…”

I thought of Anthony. Was I really to believe that someone like him, someone so sweet and compassionate, could be damned by God? Who was Pastor Paul to say this adorable, sweet, fragile boy was going to Hell just for showing his affection?

I hadn’t figured out yet whether I believed being gay was sinful. But I sure as Hell was sick of someone else trying to make up my mind for me.

Without a word, I stood up and left the church building for the last time.

I would make up my own mind.

My hand reached into my pocket without thought and pulled out my cell. I scrolled down to Anthony’s number and dialed. He didn’t answer, but I left a voicemail. “Hey, it’s Michael. I want to meet you. Friday. And don’t worry…I’ll bring the strawberries.”