GreenNinja
12-12-2005, 03:04 PM
POWER RANGERS FIVERATIONS
Power Rangers Zeo
Episode 4x50 - "A Season to Remember"
Zordon of the Future: GreenNinja
Special Thanks: The Spirit of Christmas...whatever it is.
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*Church of Oliver 2025*
Tommy: Christmas...back before we were forced to celebrate J'kexna due to aliens integrating themselves on Earth, and when finding a dog beneath your tree on Christmas morning DIDN'T mean that SPD's Commander decided to bum into your house for the evening. But most of the important stuff's still remained.
Kid: What are you rambling on about this time, Grandpa?
Tommy: Who are you again? Anywho, since you're here, want to hear a story about the Christmas that led to the creation of the Space Jews?
Kid: ...sure....
Tommy: It goes like this. Way back in the late 1990's...
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*Way Back in the Late 1990's, When Ohranger was King...*
Raymond: Ernie...NO kids are coming this year, right?
Ernie: Yeah...let's say that and forget about it.
Tommy: *Walks in from behind the curtain with smoke and flashing lights* JEEBUS...has...ARRIVED!
Rocky: *Sigh* Name what you need and I shall do it, my Lord.
Kat: I'M supposed to say that.
Ernie: I need to go "pick up a few things", so don't break out into any petty debates or mass worshipping while I'm gone.
Kat: Shame Billy can't be here.
Adam: Is he even on the show anymore?
Tanya: Who?
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*The Moon (Now Under Machine Empire Rule)*
Mondo: Bah humbug! All this token holiday-ism is grinding my gears!
Klank: Holiday-ism? Oh, god, we're trapped in an Extra-Sappy Christmas Special.
Orbus: So we won't get to kill innocent people today?
Mondo: SHUT UP!
Machina: We could just use their token holiday-ism to turn them into bitching stereotypes who hate each other to the point of causing World War III.
Mondo: Yay for mental violence!
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*Church of Oliver 2025*
Kid: This story isn't making any sense...why was Tommy being treated like a God?
Tommy: That goes back to when I was infused by the souls of children and...
Kid: Souls of...children?
Tommy: Let's just continue with the story.
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*The Detectives' Office*
Skull: Magical Ball of Jeebus, tell me what my future holds. *Shakes*
Bulk: Skull, that's a bowling ba-YEE-OWCH!
Lt. Stone: This is no time for worshipping false deities, boys.
Skull: Fake?
Lt. Stone: I was referring to the Cult of Peckster. Now, we have somebody stealing fruitcakes, and I need you to find them.
Skull: Fruitcakes?
Lt. Stone: It's a Bulk and Skull Subplot, don't question the logic behind it.
Bulk and Skull: Yes, sir!
Bulk: Damn you, Magical Ball of Jeebus!
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*Not the Set of Alpha's Magical Christmas*
Zordon: Alpha, your Christmas gift!
Alpha: *Opens box* Slippers?
Zordon: It's beneath the slippers.
Alpha: GASP! The SOPHIE hasn't even been invented yet...
Zordon: For you, Alpha. Enjoy it.
Alpha: Then in that, case I give you a Christmas gift, as well!
Zordon: *Decked out in Santa gear* Very spiffy. Now let's see if you can find me something to blow my tube. This thing collects dust TOO easily.
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*Youtch Center of Holiday Togetherness*
Raymond: And this is the menorah, which...
Tommy: *Thinking to himself* I'll get Carson for ruining my reputation as Jeebus last year. You shall pay.
Kat: Tommy's got that "revenge" look in his eye again...
Adam: Tanya, what's THAT?
Tanya: I'm celebrating Kwanzaa...
Rocky: What the hell is Kwanzaa?
Tanya: For the three people who celebrate it...
Rocky: I still don't get it.
Adam: ...you know what...I don't either.
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*The Moon of the Machine Empire (Beware Red Flying Bikes)*
Klank: I have invented the Bitchy Stereotypes Blaster for the purpose of this Extra-Sappy Christmas Special.
Mondo: PERFECT! Sprocket, go turn those Rangers into something even more unbearable - bitchy stereotypes!
Sprocket: Got it.
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*Angel Grove*
Bulk: We're given a subplot about fruitcakes?
Skull: That must mean that Aunt Millie is involved somehow.
Bulk: I don't care about your familial relationships! We must...FOOD!
Skull: Now who's complaining about fat guy stereotypes? *Pulls out oversized magnifying glass* Look! A green...thing.
Bulk: A red...thing.
Skull: A white...thing.
Bulk: And a black...thing.
Skull: I think Jeebus may be involved with this somehow.
Bulk: You kidding? Of course he is, it's Christmas.
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*Youth Center of Bitchy Stereotypes*
Sprocket and the Cogs: WHIR-FWOOSH!
Raymond: Metal dudes!
Tommy: We can handle them, we're the...
Kat: SHH!
Adam: We're making it obvious anyway.
Sprocket: Yeah, we're metal dudes! Rock on this!
Bitchy Stereotypes Blaster: ZAP!
Sprocket and the Cogs: WHIR-FWOOSH!
Everyone: WHOA!
Raymond: So, thanks to a generous donation of butter and other dairy products from the Carson family, this year's menorah...
Tommy: YOUR LORD DOES NOT CARE FOR JEWS!
Raymond: ...
Tommy: GO CHOP ME DOWN A CHRISTMAS TREE, JEW BOY! JEEBUS DEMANDS IT!
Raymond: Aren't you the dude who helped Santa? This episode is lame, man...I'm outta here.
Tanya: Episode? Are we in one of them Extra-Sappy Christmas Specials?
Rocky: If this is any indication, we're in an Extra-Bitchy Christmas Special! YAY FOR MENTAL VIOLENCE!
Tanya: What about my Kawanzaa?
Rocky: Since you are one of the three people on Earth who celebrate it...you and your nostrils...
Adam: I DESERVE A HOLIDAY! Come on, give me...Festivus or the Winter Solstice...something.
Tanya: Bitch, please.
*There is much complaining and yelling and bitching. Then everybody leaves. Yay for mental violence!*
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*The Moon of Mondo*
Mondo: We caused everybody to split up by turning them into Bitchy Stereotypes!
Machina: Yay for mental violence!
Sprocket: Do we take over the Earth yet?
Mondo: Maybe...but first, a commerical break for all you parents out there. Buy the stuff in it.
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*Chuch of Oliver 2025*
Kid: Mental violence?
Tommy: It's one of the few kinds of violence you can use on an Extra-Sappy Christmas Special.
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*The Power Christmas Toys Chamber*
Alpha: So it's true...Rangers can only turn evil and bitchy because of a spell...
Zordon: Or for monetary reasons.
Alpha: Is it possible to break the spell?
Zordon: No. We could beat them over the head with a mallet, but that would only increase the bitching. This one will take some Holiday Spirit to solve. That, and some spiked eggnog.
Alpha: On it!
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*Youth Center of Complaining*
Kat: Jeebus aside, I hate all of you.
Rocky: I'm going to take my tamales and get out of here.
Tanya: I'll take you by the tamales!
Adam: GIVE ME A HOLIDAY ALREADY!
Raymond: Hey, Jeebus...it's buttery.
Tommy: You did NOT just say that.
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*Mondo's Moon of Causing Stupid Fighting Over Holidays*
Mondo: And now I shall perform the same task that Grinch Lord Zedd did, except much more contrived and with less effort.
Machina: Shouldn't we be trying to kill them?
Mondo: You do not know how Extra-Sappy Christmas Specials work, my dear.
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*JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!*
Everything: VANISH!
Raymond: It's gone!
Tommy: YOUR LORD DEMANDS TO KNOW WHERE IT WENT!
Tanya: Get it through your thick skull Jeebus - we know it's gone!
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*Somewhere*
Sprocket: I've got their Merchandise! *Sits on Pyramidas* Maybe I shouldn't have done that... *Looks at toy* "Do not stand or sit on Pyramidas"...BANDAI!
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*The Youth Center of Nothing*
Adam: *Flipping through The Big Book of Holidays* That's it, I'm making up my own!
Rocky: Just...get off it, man!
Girl: Excuse me? Aren't you supposed to be the...
Tommy: SHH!
Kat: There will be no party...*looks at Tommy*...unless...
Rocky: We get some stuff?
Girl: Or some Christmas Spirit.
Tanya: This is the "Extra-Sappy" part, right?
Tommy: It's a reverse-brainwashing! She's using it on US! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!
*The girl pulls a COMPLETE reversal from "I'm Dreaming of a White Ranger" and ends up counteracting the Bitchy Stereotypes Blaster*
Everyone: Extra-Sappiness and Holiday Cheer!
Kat: We shall do your bidding, little girl.
Tanya: She managed to brainwash JEEBUS...that's...
Tommy: Nothing new.
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*Machine Empire HQ*
Mondo: My mental violence - RUINED!
Klank: Ah, the Bitchy Stereotype Blaster's rays will probably come down to Earth again by 2025. Until then, we can count this as another one of our hideously failed plans.
Mondo: I hate you all.
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*Angel Grove*
Skull: Green thing, white thing, red thing, black thing....
Bulk: Fa la la la la la la la la!
Giant Fruitcake: Bow down before my Christmas Power, incompetent detectives.
Goldar and Rito: SURPRISE!
Bulk: What did you two do now?
Rito: We were trying to build a Christmas-y Superweapon.
Goldar: We still need to implement the Cheese Log Cannons, though.
Skull: My shoe is a phone, yeah, yeah, yeah! My shoe is a phone...
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*The Very-Quickly Restocked Youth Center*
Ernie: Tanya, why are you acting brainwashed?
Tanya: Cultural diversity...love...obey the children.
Ernie: So...where's the Christmas tree?
Raymond: Got it right here. Buttery, isn't it?
Ernie: You've been spending too long with the Carsons.
Kat: How did we get the money to pay for all of this again?
Tommy: *Staring at Raymond* The next Jew I run into shall know not my mercy.
Rocky: Kawanzaa-bot gave us an informational pamphlet, and I THINK we got this right.
Tanya: What's Kwanzaa again?
Adam: *Whispers to Raymond* Join the Space Jews. Something tells me they'll live longer than you ever will.
Rocky: JEWS IN SPACE!
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*Church of Oliver 2025*
Tommy: And that's how the Space Jews began.
Kid: What was the point of that story again?
Kat: Tommy...what are you doing in my house?
Doorbell: RING!
Kat: The Space Jews again?
Brother: No, it's just me. Here to pick up the pipsqueak.
Communicator: BEEP!
Tommy: WHO CALLS ON YOUR LORD?
Brother: Gotta go! We've got a Troobian outbreak downtown.
Tommy: Who-bians?
Kat: Sure, go ahead.
Brother: CARSON, KEEP THE CAR RUNNING!
Kid: What's with him?
Tommy: ...I have to get going. Need to tell the story to Hayley's grandkids.
Kat: ...HAYLEY?
Tommy: JEEBUS EX MACHINA - FAMILY COUNSELING!
*Tommy uses his godlike powers to give everyone the gift of Family Counseling at Ludicrous Speed*
Power Rangers Zeo
Episode 4x50 - "A Season to Remember"
Zordon of the Future: GreenNinja
Special Thanks: The Spirit of Christmas...whatever it is.
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*Church of Oliver 2025*
Tommy: Christmas...back before we were forced to celebrate J'kexna due to aliens integrating themselves on Earth, and when finding a dog beneath your tree on Christmas morning DIDN'T mean that SPD's Commander decided to bum into your house for the evening. But most of the important stuff's still remained.
Kid: What are you rambling on about this time, Grandpa?
Tommy: Who are you again? Anywho, since you're here, want to hear a story about the Christmas that led to the creation of the Space Jews?
Kid: ...sure....
Tommy: It goes like this. Way back in the late 1990's...
-------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Way Back in the Late 1990's, When Ohranger was King...*
Raymond: Ernie...NO kids are coming this year, right?
Ernie: Yeah...let's say that and forget about it.
Tommy: *Walks in from behind the curtain with smoke and flashing lights* JEEBUS...has...ARRIVED!
Rocky: *Sigh* Name what you need and I shall do it, my Lord.
Kat: I'M supposed to say that.
Ernie: I need to go "pick up a few things", so don't break out into any petty debates or mass worshipping while I'm gone.
Kat: Shame Billy can't be here.
Adam: Is he even on the show anymore?
Tanya: Who?
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
*The Moon (Now Under Machine Empire Rule)*
Mondo: Bah humbug! All this token holiday-ism is grinding my gears!
Klank: Holiday-ism? Oh, god, we're trapped in an Extra-Sappy Christmas Special.
Orbus: So we won't get to kill innocent people today?
Mondo: SHUT UP!
Machina: We could just use their token holiday-ism to turn them into bitching stereotypes who hate each other to the point of causing World War III.
Mondo: Yay for mental violence!
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*Church of Oliver 2025*
Kid: This story isn't making any sense...why was Tommy being treated like a God?
Tommy: That goes back to when I was infused by the souls of children and...
Kid: Souls of...children?
Tommy: Let's just continue with the story.
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*The Detectives' Office*
Skull: Magical Ball of Jeebus, tell me what my future holds. *Shakes*
Bulk: Skull, that's a bowling ba-YEE-OWCH!
Lt. Stone: This is no time for worshipping false deities, boys.
Skull: Fake?
Lt. Stone: I was referring to the Cult of Peckster. Now, we have somebody stealing fruitcakes, and I need you to find them.
Skull: Fruitcakes?
Lt. Stone: It's a Bulk and Skull Subplot, don't question the logic behind it.
Bulk and Skull: Yes, sir!
Bulk: Damn you, Magical Ball of Jeebus!
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*Not the Set of Alpha's Magical Christmas*
Zordon: Alpha, your Christmas gift!
Alpha: *Opens box* Slippers?
Zordon: It's beneath the slippers.
Alpha: GASP! The SOPHIE hasn't even been invented yet...
Zordon: For you, Alpha. Enjoy it.
Alpha: Then in that, case I give you a Christmas gift, as well!
Zordon: *Decked out in Santa gear* Very spiffy. Now let's see if you can find me something to blow my tube. This thing collects dust TOO easily.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Youtch Center of Holiday Togetherness*
Raymond: And this is the menorah, which...
Tommy: *Thinking to himself* I'll get Carson for ruining my reputation as Jeebus last year. You shall pay.
Kat: Tommy's got that "revenge" look in his eye again...
Adam: Tanya, what's THAT?
Tanya: I'm celebrating Kwanzaa...
Rocky: What the hell is Kwanzaa?
Tanya: For the three people who celebrate it...
Rocky: I still don't get it.
Adam: ...you know what...I don't either.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*The Moon of the Machine Empire (Beware Red Flying Bikes)*
Klank: I have invented the Bitchy Stereotypes Blaster for the purpose of this Extra-Sappy Christmas Special.
Mondo: PERFECT! Sprocket, go turn those Rangers into something even more unbearable - bitchy stereotypes!
Sprocket: Got it.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Angel Grove*
Bulk: We're given a subplot about fruitcakes?
Skull: That must mean that Aunt Millie is involved somehow.
Bulk: I don't care about your familial relationships! We must...FOOD!
Skull: Now who's complaining about fat guy stereotypes? *Pulls out oversized magnifying glass* Look! A green...thing.
Bulk: A red...thing.
Skull: A white...thing.
Bulk: And a black...thing.
Skull: I think Jeebus may be involved with this somehow.
Bulk: You kidding? Of course he is, it's Christmas.
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*Youth Center of Bitchy Stereotypes*
Sprocket and the Cogs: WHIR-FWOOSH!
Raymond: Metal dudes!
Tommy: We can handle them, we're the...
Kat: SHH!
Adam: We're making it obvious anyway.
Sprocket: Yeah, we're metal dudes! Rock on this!
Bitchy Stereotypes Blaster: ZAP!
Sprocket and the Cogs: WHIR-FWOOSH!
Everyone: WHOA!
Raymond: So, thanks to a generous donation of butter and other dairy products from the Carson family, this year's menorah...
Tommy: YOUR LORD DOES NOT CARE FOR JEWS!
Raymond: ...
Tommy: GO CHOP ME DOWN A CHRISTMAS TREE, JEW BOY! JEEBUS DEMANDS IT!
Raymond: Aren't you the dude who helped Santa? This episode is lame, man...I'm outta here.
Tanya: Episode? Are we in one of them Extra-Sappy Christmas Specials?
Rocky: If this is any indication, we're in an Extra-Bitchy Christmas Special! YAY FOR MENTAL VIOLENCE!
Tanya: What about my Kawanzaa?
Rocky: Since you are one of the three people on Earth who celebrate it...you and your nostrils...
Adam: I DESERVE A HOLIDAY! Come on, give me...Festivus or the Winter Solstice...something.
Tanya: Bitch, please.
*There is much complaining and yelling and bitching. Then everybody leaves. Yay for mental violence!*
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*The Moon of Mondo*
Mondo: We caused everybody to split up by turning them into Bitchy Stereotypes!
Machina: Yay for mental violence!
Sprocket: Do we take over the Earth yet?
Mondo: Maybe...but first, a commerical break for all you parents out there. Buy the stuff in it.
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*Chuch of Oliver 2025*
Kid: Mental violence?
Tommy: It's one of the few kinds of violence you can use on an Extra-Sappy Christmas Special.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*The Power Christmas Toys Chamber*
Alpha: So it's true...Rangers can only turn evil and bitchy because of a spell...
Zordon: Or for monetary reasons.
Alpha: Is it possible to break the spell?
Zordon: No. We could beat them over the head with a mallet, but that would only increase the bitching. This one will take some Holiday Spirit to solve. That, and some spiked eggnog.
Alpha: On it!
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*Youth Center of Complaining*
Kat: Jeebus aside, I hate all of you.
Rocky: I'm going to take my tamales and get out of here.
Tanya: I'll take you by the tamales!
Adam: GIVE ME A HOLIDAY ALREADY!
Raymond: Hey, Jeebus...it's buttery.
Tommy: You did NOT just say that.
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*Mondo's Moon of Causing Stupid Fighting Over Holidays*
Mondo: And now I shall perform the same task that Grinch Lord Zedd did, except much more contrived and with less effort.
Machina: Shouldn't we be trying to kill them?
Mondo: You do not know how Extra-Sappy Christmas Specials work, my dear.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!*
Everything: VANISH!
Raymond: It's gone!
Tommy: YOUR LORD DEMANDS TO KNOW WHERE IT WENT!
Tanya: Get it through your thick skull Jeebus - we know it's gone!
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*Somewhere*
Sprocket: I've got their Merchandise! *Sits on Pyramidas* Maybe I shouldn't have done that... *Looks at toy* "Do not stand or sit on Pyramidas"...BANDAI!
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*The Youth Center of Nothing*
Adam: *Flipping through The Big Book of Holidays* That's it, I'm making up my own!
Rocky: Just...get off it, man!
Girl: Excuse me? Aren't you supposed to be the...
Tommy: SHH!
Kat: There will be no party...*looks at Tommy*...unless...
Rocky: We get some stuff?
Girl: Or some Christmas Spirit.
Tanya: This is the "Extra-Sappy" part, right?
Tommy: It's a reverse-brainwashing! She's using it on US! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!
*The girl pulls a COMPLETE reversal from "I'm Dreaming of a White Ranger" and ends up counteracting the Bitchy Stereotypes Blaster*
Everyone: Extra-Sappiness and Holiday Cheer!
Kat: We shall do your bidding, little girl.
Tanya: She managed to brainwash JEEBUS...that's...
Tommy: Nothing new.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Machine Empire HQ*
Mondo: My mental violence - RUINED!
Klank: Ah, the Bitchy Stereotype Blaster's rays will probably come down to Earth again by 2025. Until then, we can count this as another one of our hideously failed plans.
Mondo: I hate you all.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Angel Grove*
Skull: Green thing, white thing, red thing, black thing....
Bulk: Fa la la la la la la la la!
Giant Fruitcake: Bow down before my Christmas Power, incompetent detectives.
Goldar and Rito: SURPRISE!
Bulk: What did you two do now?
Rito: We were trying to build a Christmas-y Superweapon.
Goldar: We still need to implement the Cheese Log Cannons, though.
Skull: My shoe is a phone, yeah, yeah, yeah! My shoe is a phone...
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*The Very-Quickly Restocked Youth Center*
Ernie: Tanya, why are you acting brainwashed?
Tanya: Cultural diversity...love...obey the children.
Ernie: So...where's the Christmas tree?
Raymond: Got it right here. Buttery, isn't it?
Ernie: You've been spending too long with the Carsons.
Kat: How did we get the money to pay for all of this again?
Tommy: *Staring at Raymond* The next Jew I run into shall know not my mercy.
Rocky: Kawanzaa-bot gave us an informational pamphlet, and I THINK we got this right.
Tanya: What's Kwanzaa again?
Adam: *Whispers to Raymond* Join the Space Jews. Something tells me they'll live longer than you ever will.
Rocky: JEWS IN SPACE!
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*Church of Oliver 2025*
Tommy: And that's how the Space Jews began.
Kid: What was the point of that story again?
Kat: Tommy...what are you doing in my house?
Doorbell: RING!
Kat: The Space Jews again?
Brother: No, it's just me. Here to pick up the pipsqueak.
Communicator: BEEP!
Tommy: WHO CALLS ON YOUR LORD?
Brother: Gotta go! We've got a Troobian outbreak downtown.
Tommy: Who-bians?
Kat: Sure, go ahead.
Brother: CARSON, KEEP THE CAR RUNNING!
Kid: What's with him?
Tommy: ...I have to get going. Need to tell the story to Hayley's grandkids.
Kat: ...HAYLEY?
Tommy: JEEBUS EX MACHINA - FAMILY COUNSELING!
*Tommy uses his godlike powers to give everyone the gift of Family Counseling at Ludicrous Speed*