XxHennersXx
12-05-2005, 08:29 PM
Uber 1337 Pwnage Rangers
Episode 1
“Boom! Headshot!”
Henry Aird
::Title Theme/Opening::
MS
Pitch black, then we see flourcecent ceiling lights turn on.
MS
a TV, Xbox, and PC being loaded into a trunk.
MS
Alex bobbing his head in his car to “Blue Da Bee” by Eiffel 65
CU
A cable is plugged into a wall outlet
MS
A TV, Xbox, and PC being loaded into another car
MS
Curtis singing along to Evanecence,
CU
A USB cable is being plugged into the back of a PC
MS
Thomas bobbing his head to some rap music.
CU
Front of Henry’s computer being turned on
MS
Quinn singing Butterfly by Smile.DK
CU
Monitor starting
EST
Alex’s car pulls into the neighborhood and drives into the drive way where all the others are parked.
Instantly, all their trunks pop open at the same time and they exit their cars.
Camera pans around 180 degrees revealing a garage.
Henry begins to walk out of the garage.
Henry: Hey guys, you ready to get PWND!? Haha!
Alex: Yeah right, just show me where to set up. Ya know why?
Thomas : Because it’s headshot time!
Curtis: We going to play Battlefront 2?
Quinn: I can dance all day I can dance all day…
CU
A montage of Ethernet cables being plugged into PC’s and Xboxes
CU
A montage of PC’s and Xboxes being turned
CU
16 Port Network switch turning on, lights being activated.
EST
A shot of the entire garage set up, snacks, computers, Monitors, TV‘s, network cables, extention cords, and surge protectors adorn the place.
MS
Henry: Alright guys, lets do this!
MS
Alex: BOOM HEADSHOT!
MS
Quinn: Zerg Rush!
MS
Curtis: AGGRO BABY!
MS
Thomas: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWNAGE!
We see a montage of game play, and people gaming.
We hear “KILLING SPREE”, “HEADSHOT”, “RUNNING RIOT”, “MUTIKILL” and sound effects from in game a bunch. Industrial music blares.
EST
We hear “GAME OVER”
Henry stands up and exclaims…
Henry: PIZZA TIME!!
EST
::music- Superman - Goldfinger::
The guy’s consume pizza like crazy, scarfing down soda and Bawls, munching chips, and laughing.
MS
Thomas: Hey Henry, you seen the shots for UT 2k7?
Henry: Heck yes
Curtis: that game looks so sweet
MS
Thomas reaches into his bag and pulls out a CD-R.
::music - theatrical from mortal kombat::
CU
CD-R Reads “Unreal Tournament 2007”
Thomas: The Beta got done Downloading this morning. If ya want it…it’s pretty resource heavy though.
CU
Henry: MAN! So LUCKY! I’m saving up to upgrade when it comes on retail…I can’t play it on my rig yet…unless…
Camera Pans around everyone who looks awestruck…then…
CU
Henry Grins the biggest, most sinister, sincere grin imaginable.
Camera Pans around everyone who looks confused..second time around though, they too grin super huge grins.
All: OVER CLOCK!
::pee wees play house::
CU
Computer is put on its side
CU
Computer screws being removed
CU
casing is removed.
CU
Jumpers being moved
CU
Screen changing clock speed
CU
Fans kicking into high gear
MS
Henry is overly excited
CU
Clockspeed: 4.2GHz
Henry: OH MY GOD I CANNOT BELIEVE WE GOT IT TO OVER 4 GHZ!
Suddenly Henry drops the screw driver used to remove the case and..
BOOM!
Sparks and electricity Zap everyone who is being electrocuted and falls down to the ground…
Screen fades to black…
Fade back to blurry vision as the view rises up and forward at 40 degrees.
Zoom out as Henry holds his head and shakes while moaning.
Pan around as we see a world of lights and microchips
Henry quickly turns to the others.
Henry: Guy! GET UP! GET THE HELL UP!
Henry pulls out his cell phone and throws it at them.
The others begin to awaken…
Once they are fully awake a look of confusion is on their face.
Thomas: WTF?!
Curtis: Where the hell are we?
They turn around as they hear a loud beep. They see a large monitor and a dos screen load up
They hear “GREETINGS! XxHennersXx, The cruicble, curtis Rocks, Capital T, and Preppy Nerd. I AM BIOS!”
Everyone: HOLY CRAP! WTF?! Did you just call us by our Screen names?!
Bios: You are now part of Circuit, in the land of Mobo. When you decided to OverClock your computer’s CPU you unlocked me. But unfortunately you also freed Clan MyGot, a group of Internet Terrorists who were previously Banned from the RL Servers.
Quinn: RL?
Bios: Real Life. Their online aliases as complete assholes were separate (usually) from their real life counter parts. However their online avatar has now been unleashed upon the RL servers. The HDD of RL was formatted with that, and thus their IP is no longer banned. And they are wrecking havoc upon the world of RL with their legion of Hackers!
Curtis: So what do you want us to do? See if we roll a +14?
Bios: Look at your PDAs.
Everyone reachs into their pocket and pulls out identical PDAs.
Henry: WTF HAPPENED TO MY RAZR?!
Curtis: AND MY BLACKBERRY!
Bios: They have been turned into Pwnage PDA’s.
Henry: I DON’T CARE! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MOTOROLA RAZR!
Alex: Yeah dude, my PocketPC was so much better looking than this thing…
Bios: THESE ARE YOUR PWNAGE PDAS! THEY ALLOW YOU TO CHANGE INTO SUPER HEROS!
Thomas: What about Text Messaging?
Quinn: Anytime minutes?
Bios: Sigh…you get service everywhere, free texting and long distance and unlimited minutes to everyone.
Curtis: HOLY FUCK.
Quinn: That’s actually pretty good.
Thomas: This is one kick ass service provider…
Alex: Can we get a family plan with this?
Bios: BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS THEY TURN YOU INTO SUPER HEROS! NOW LISTEN! When activated will allow us to login as root. You will then have ultimate power in the server. When the hacker’s start ruining RL you simply login and will be transformed into The UBER 1337 PWNAGE RANGERS!
Bios then shows the ranger’s how to transform, and what the uber 1337 pwnage rangers look like on a quicktime screen to the right of him.
Bios: If the Hacker turns on their Uber hax, you can activate the Admins.
The quick time screen changes from the pwnage rangers, to the Admin robots.
Bios: Once you have the Admins you can attempt to fight the hacker some more. IF that doesn’t succeed, use the admins to form Punk Buster and vanquish and Perm Ban him forever!
While Bios is explaining this, the combination of the Admins to form the Punkbuster is shown on the screen.
Everyone: SWEET!
Bios: Now, MyGot has sent out a hacker Already! Now get back to RL, Transform and kick some ass!
Everyone: RIGHT!
To be continued.
Episode 1
“Boom! Headshot!”
Henry Aird
::Title Theme/Opening::
MS
Pitch black, then we see flourcecent ceiling lights turn on.
MS
a TV, Xbox, and PC being loaded into a trunk.
MS
Alex bobbing his head in his car to “Blue Da Bee” by Eiffel 65
CU
A cable is plugged into a wall outlet
MS
A TV, Xbox, and PC being loaded into another car
MS
Curtis singing along to Evanecence,
CU
A USB cable is being plugged into the back of a PC
MS
Thomas bobbing his head to some rap music.
CU
Front of Henry’s computer being turned on
MS
Quinn singing Butterfly by Smile.DK
CU
Monitor starting
EST
Alex’s car pulls into the neighborhood and drives into the drive way where all the others are parked.
Instantly, all their trunks pop open at the same time and they exit their cars.
Camera pans around 180 degrees revealing a garage.
Henry begins to walk out of the garage.
Henry: Hey guys, you ready to get PWND!? Haha!
Alex: Yeah right, just show me where to set up. Ya know why?
Thomas : Because it’s headshot time!
Curtis: We going to play Battlefront 2?
Quinn: I can dance all day I can dance all day…
CU
A montage of Ethernet cables being plugged into PC’s and Xboxes
CU
A montage of PC’s and Xboxes being turned
CU
16 Port Network switch turning on, lights being activated.
EST
A shot of the entire garage set up, snacks, computers, Monitors, TV‘s, network cables, extention cords, and surge protectors adorn the place.
MS
Henry: Alright guys, lets do this!
MS
Alex: BOOM HEADSHOT!
MS
Quinn: Zerg Rush!
MS
Curtis: AGGRO BABY!
MS
Thomas: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWNAGE!
We see a montage of game play, and people gaming.
We hear “KILLING SPREE”, “HEADSHOT”, “RUNNING RIOT”, “MUTIKILL” and sound effects from in game a bunch. Industrial music blares.
EST
We hear “GAME OVER”
Henry stands up and exclaims…
Henry: PIZZA TIME!!
EST
::music- Superman - Goldfinger::
The guy’s consume pizza like crazy, scarfing down soda and Bawls, munching chips, and laughing.
MS
Thomas: Hey Henry, you seen the shots for UT 2k7?
Henry: Heck yes
Curtis: that game looks so sweet
MS
Thomas reaches into his bag and pulls out a CD-R.
::music - theatrical from mortal kombat::
CU
CD-R Reads “Unreal Tournament 2007”
Thomas: The Beta got done Downloading this morning. If ya want it…it’s pretty resource heavy though.
CU
Henry: MAN! So LUCKY! I’m saving up to upgrade when it comes on retail…I can’t play it on my rig yet…unless…
Camera Pans around everyone who looks awestruck…then…
CU
Henry Grins the biggest, most sinister, sincere grin imaginable.
Camera Pans around everyone who looks confused..second time around though, they too grin super huge grins.
All: OVER CLOCK!
::pee wees play house::
CU
Computer is put on its side
CU
Computer screws being removed
CU
casing is removed.
CU
Jumpers being moved
CU
Screen changing clock speed
CU
Fans kicking into high gear
MS
Henry is overly excited
CU
Clockspeed: 4.2GHz
Henry: OH MY GOD I CANNOT BELIEVE WE GOT IT TO OVER 4 GHZ!
Suddenly Henry drops the screw driver used to remove the case and..
BOOM!
Sparks and electricity Zap everyone who is being electrocuted and falls down to the ground…
Screen fades to black…
Fade back to blurry vision as the view rises up and forward at 40 degrees.
Zoom out as Henry holds his head and shakes while moaning.
Pan around as we see a world of lights and microchips
Henry quickly turns to the others.
Henry: Guy! GET UP! GET THE HELL UP!
Henry pulls out his cell phone and throws it at them.
The others begin to awaken…
Once they are fully awake a look of confusion is on their face.
Thomas: WTF?!
Curtis: Where the hell are we?
They turn around as they hear a loud beep. They see a large monitor and a dos screen load up
They hear “GREETINGS! XxHennersXx, The cruicble, curtis Rocks, Capital T, and Preppy Nerd. I AM BIOS!”
Everyone: HOLY CRAP! WTF?! Did you just call us by our Screen names?!
Bios: You are now part of Circuit, in the land of Mobo. When you decided to OverClock your computer’s CPU you unlocked me. But unfortunately you also freed Clan MyGot, a group of Internet Terrorists who were previously Banned from the RL Servers.
Quinn: RL?
Bios: Real Life. Their online aliases as complete assholes were separate (usually) from their real life counter parts. However their online avatar has now been unleashed upon the RL servers. The HDD of RL was formatted with that, and thus their IP is no longer banned. And they are wrecking havoc upon the world of RL with their legion of Hackers!
Curtis: So what do you want us to do? See if we roll a +14?
Bios: Look at your PDAs.
Everyone reachs into their pocket and pulls out identical PDAs.
Henry: WTF HAPPENED TO MY RAZR?!
Curtis: AND MY BLACKBERRY!
Bios: They have been turned into Pwnage PDA’s.
Henry: I DON’T CARE! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MOTOROLA RAZR!
Alex: Yeah dude, my PocketPC was so much better looking than this thing…
Bios: THESE ARE YOUR PWNAGE PDAS! THEY ALLOW YOU TO CHANGE INTO SUPER HEROS!
Thomas: What about Text Messaging?
Quinn: Anytime minutes?
Bios: Sigh…you get service everywhere, free texting and long distance and unlimited minutes to everyone.
Curtis: HOLY FUCK.
Quinn: That’s actually pretty good.
Thomas: This is one kick ass service provider…
Alex: Can we get a family plan with this?
Bios: BUT THE IMPORTANT THING IS THEY TURN YOU INTO SUPER HEROS! NOW LISTEN! When activated will allow us to login as root. You will then have ultimate power in the server. When the hacker’s start ruining RL you simply login and will be transformed into The UBER 1337 PWNAGE RANGERS!
Bios then shows the ranger’s how to transform, and what the uber 1337 pwnage rangers look like on a quicktime screen to the right of him.
Bios: If the Hacker turns on their Uber hax, you can activate the Admins.
The quick time screen changes from the pwnage rangers, to the Admin robots.
Bios: Once you have the Admins you can attempt to fight the hacker some more. IF that doesn’t succeed, use the admins to form Punk Buster and vanquish and Perm Ban him forever!
While Bios is explaining this, the combination of the Admins to form the Punkbuster is shown on the screen.
Everyone: SWEET!
Bios: Now, MyGot has sent out a hacker Already! Now get back to RL, Transform and kick some ass!
Everyone: RIGHT!
To be continued.