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GreenNinja
09-17-2005, 05:57 PM
POWER RANGERS FIVERATIONS
Power Rangers in Space
Episode 6x32 - "Carlos on Call"
Maligo...Dark Specter's Assistant: GreenNinja
Special Thanks: Eh, the usual. If you're them, you know who you are. And I thank you.
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*The Surf Spot - Not as Easy to Make Jokes About as The Youth Center*

*Carlos is playing a video game*

Video Game: Carlos, would you like to become a MEGARANGER?

Carlos: Did the video game just talk to me? Sorry, no.

Video Game: You can fight evil bad guys and a former porn star.

Carlos: What are you talking about?

*Enter the Obligatory Moppet of the Week*

Silvy's Mom: Silvy, you stay here. Try not to hurt Carlos too much.

Silvy: Okay.

Video Game: Beep beep (Ha ha! You're losing!)

Carlos: Is this thing broken? And what's a Megaranger?

Silvy: It's not broken. Let me show you.

*Silvy plays the game. Silvy wins the game. Carlos grabs his crotch.*

Silvy: Why are you doing that?

Carlos: I am no longer a man...

Silvy's Mom: Hey, Carlos. What's with you?

Carlos: *Weak grunt*

Communicator: BEEP

Carlos: Okay...where did all these people come from?

Darkonda: *Off-screen* Yes, my plan is working!

Carlos: I'll just use that photo booth!

Photo Booth: SNAP!
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*Angel Grove*

Carlos: Okay, where is he?

TJ: Well, DECA said he was in this area...then again, Zhane was hitting on her last night, so she may not be thinking straight.

Datascammer: RAGH!

Ashley: A satellizard? Let me guess, your power is saving money on car insurance.

Datascammer: Well, that is one of my powers....but not the one you should care about! ZAP!
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*The Surf Spot*

Silvy: Weren't there a lot of people in here a few minutes ago?

*Picks up something from the photo booth*

Silvy: GASP!
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...
...
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Clark Kent is Superman!

*A second set of photos comes out from the booth*

Silvy: Oh, and Carlos is the Black Space Ranger...whatever.
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*Angel Grove*

TJ: RUSH!

Datascammer: TOSS! Let's see what data I can find on you...hmm...money-hungry, giant pizza, Multiple Accent Disorder...a Ford Mustang?

Andros: JUMP!

Datascammer: SCAN! What information do I have on him? Brood, sister, brood, best friend, brood, mistaken for woman, brood...

Andros: ZAP!

Datascammer: VANISH!

Andros: He got away, just like my sister and my best friend! WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS LEAVE ME?

TJ: We haven't left you.

Andros: Who are you again?
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*The Dark Fortress - Borgstronema will assimilate you...then she'll assimilate you again*

Borgstronema: How does THAT data help? I already know Andros broods about me on a daily basis!

Psycho Red: I can defeat him. Nothing like a good evil twin fight.

Psycho Black: I should handle him! I'm the strongest.

Borgstronema: Your counterpart is Carlos. HA! THat's a riot.
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*Astro Megaship - No One Gets Inside Andros' Secret Room*

Carlos' Computer: You have mail. Would you like to become a MEGA-RANGER?

Carlos: Whoever you are, you're persistant. Let's see what else I have? *Carlos reads his next e-mail in a Japanese accent* I know who you are, Burakku Renjaa! Meet me at the center at noon! Nejirenjaa? *Switches to his normal voice* Who could this be?
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*Angel Grove Center - Noon, presumably*

Carlos: Watching, watching, la la la!

Silvy: Hi, Carlos.

Carlos: I thought you were only supposed to be there for the opening scene.

Silvy: I have a bigger contract. This may extend to me introducing merchandising into your Ranger line.

Carlos: How do you know I'm a Ranger?

Silvy: It's obvious. You always wear black and have that morpher around your wrist.

Carlos: And I thought people on TV were stupid...

Silvy: They are, except for the precocious kids. Hey, did you know Clark Kent is Superman?

Carlos: Wow, those glasses really do change your identity.

Silvy: I also know you're the Black Ranger.

Carlos: Don't show...anybody...THAT! I look terrible! What will I have to do to make it up to you?

Silvy: Help me achieve my goal of world domination.

Carlos: O_o.
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*Park*

Silvy: Here, take this.

Carlos: What is it? A pager?

Silvy: I prefer the term "CIA Brain Control Device", but whatever.

Carlos: Brain Control Device? Forget it.

Silvy: CLARK KENT IS...

Carlos: Shut. Up. We don't need to spoil the mopey boy's reputation as it is.
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*Astro Megaship*

Cassie: Who'd have thought it would be Carlos that would be controlled by a kid?

Andros: Weren't you all with Justin before I met you?

Ashley: That's different. WE controlled HIM, not the other way around.

Pager: BEEP BEEP

Carlos: "Help me plan world domination. Also, take me to the carnival".

TJ: She's got you PWNed, brother.
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*Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Insert montage of Carlos going to the carnival with Silvy. Insert various shots of Carlos walking with his hands over his crotch thoughout this montage. Cook for 15 minutes and serve with a side of humiliation*

Carlos: I hope someone turns you into a cardboard cutout.

Darkonda: *from behind a ride* BLAST! He's onto me! Sorry, Pineoctopus, we've been busted again.
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*Silvy's House*

Silvy: WHEE! Remember the part where I gave you the Mega Voyager?

Carlos: You never gave us that! Who do you think you are, some god pretending to be a kid?

Silvy: A god who's bent on world domination. Now, there's one more thing I need you to do for me.

Carlos: *German accent* I am not going to sing the national anthem while standing on top of a sheep! DA! Get it straight!

Silvy: Actually, I wanted a moon rock. Then I'll stop making you my brainwashed government monkey.

Carlos: *Normal accent* Really? *Italian accent* Listen-a here, you little girl! Why notta just take-a over the whole moon? It's-a much easier! GAH! Mess-a wid me again, and you'll end up-a like Billy?

Silvy: Old and off the show?

Carlos: *Normal voice* NO! You'll sleep with the fishes!
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*Astro Megaship*

Ashley: Carlos!

Carlos: Ashley? What are you doing here?

Ashley: It was either me or Cassie, and she's still trying to figure out how the whole thing works when two people are in spandex. Anyway, what's the problem?

Carlos: I can't sleep. I keep thinking about Silvy...and then that annoying voice wakes me right back up. It's like I have to listen to Andros' shower singing to get rid of it!

Ashley: You've heard Andros singing in the shower?

Carlos: Don't ask.

Ashley: Listen, before you going on, there's something you kind of need to know...

Carlos: What?
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*Angel Grove Bank*

Accountant: Yes, Miss Cruz, I do believe you owe Mr. Bosch $6,000 and a Ford Mustang.

Ashley: It's not like Johnny's going to come back to this series just to look for me.

Carlos: What does this have to do with the plot?

Accountant: Absoloutely nothing. Tracy just wanted to let you know that she's easy and cheap.

Carlos: I didn't know that.

Accountant: Here, take a look. *Hands him a picture of Ashley and Andros*

Carlos: Why is she holding his rocket ship?

Accountant: That's how she is. Apparently Ashley's always been after Andros' moon rocks since she met him.

Carlos: I gotta go do something...

Ashley: I'm sorry. So, will we meet again?

Accountant: Most likely.

Ashley: CARLOS!

Carlos: Never mind that! I have a mission to do! Take Silvy's brain-control chip.

Ashley: Now I can get TJ over into my room as well...perfect!
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*The Cemetery - is there really any humor at all here?*

Silvy: Blah blah blah something something remember remember....

Datascammer: Hey, stop trying to outdo me in evil! And in complaining! I knew that Astronema should never have tied me up in there...oh, the pain, it still hurts me so!

*Silvy enters into a phone booth*

Silvy: Where's Superman?

Smallville-era Clark: I'm too busy being controlled by a girl, thank you!

Smallville-era Lana: Come on, Clark. This isn't our show. Now do as I say.

Smallville-era Clark: Yes, Lana...

*The two exit*
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*The Car Dealership*

Ashley: Silvy's in trouble...I'll have to have TJ to myself another night. Man, she is evil...
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*The Cemetery*

Silvy: FLEE!

Datascammer: Stop being smarter and tricker than I am!

Rangers: ZAP!

Carlos: *Swedish accent* Pick on somebody your own size! *Mexican accent* Silvy, run! Arriba! Arriba!

Datascammer: And who's going to stop me?

Andros: Denji Sentai Megaranger!

Green Lantern: For every time you make a joke about Megaranger, I shall kill you.

Datascammer: ZAP!

Andros: PUNCH!

Carlos: *Blaccent* Quadro Blaster online, dawg!

Andros: Spiral Saber!

Weapons: ZAP!
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*Dark Fortress*

Borgstronema: Fire the Satellasers.

Quantron: What's that code again? Oh, yeah, 12345.

Borgstronema: 12345? That's the code an idiot would use on his luggage!

Elgar: Someone shares my luggage code?
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*Battlefield*

Datascammer: GROW!

Rangers: ZAP!

Andros: You know, maybe we shouldn't have done that. Mega Voyager!

Mega Voyager: MEGAZORD! KICK!

Datascammer: SCANNING! ...what does "Copyright 1997 Bandai" mean?

Mega Voyager: WHOOSH!

TJ: Why did Zhane lend us the wings again?

Cassie: Because he's easy.

Ashley: So that's why he got me at the first chance.

Andros: Enough talking. You can work up my V-3 Missile Launch later!

Mega Voyager: Whatever you say! V-3 Missile Launch!

Datascammer: GAK!
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*The Dark Fortress*

Borgstronema: You failed me.

Elgar: ...again? I kinda lost track of how many times I've failed partway through Turbo.

Borgstronema: Where are the Psycho Rangers?

Ecliptor: They left to prove which one of them has the bigger V-3 Missile.

Borgstronema: The fools! Don't they know that Trini's is the biggest?!
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*Battlefield*

Silvy: With him gone, my world domination can begin!

Psycho Red: World domination? Why don't we have her yet?

Andros: Psycho Red!

Cassie: ...and?

*A fight between Psycho Red and the Space team. Silvy is forgotten due to Psycho Red's sword compensating for his V-3 Missile*

Psycho Black: Hey, I'm the evil one here!

Psycho Red: Aren't we both evil?

Psycho Black: Yes, but I am more evil!

*The two fight*

Psychos: TELEPORT!

Silvy: CARLOS!

Carlos: ...everybody, run.
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*The Dark Fortress*

Borgstronema: You fought EACH OTHER? I thought we had evolved beyond that kind of stupidity!

Psycho Red: He hasn't.

Psycho Black: Your mother.

Borgstronema: Dated insults are not to be used now. Instead, we attack the Rangers one at a time, and we begin with pink. You know I HATE pink.

Psycho Pink: Are you sure that won't come back in an almost-karmic way years from now?

Borgstronema: Of course not. I prefer leather.
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*Silvy's House*

Carlos: See you Silvy. Don't go taking over the world just yet.

Silvy: Since Ashley now has my mind-control chip, here you go.

*Hands him his and Clark Kent's pictures*

Carlos: Wow, those glasses really do help. Now, there's something I want to give you.

Silvy: A moon rock?

Carlos: Yeah, something like that. Now, in an attempt to finally get you off my back, there's one more thing I'd like to do...if I don't feel like letting you drift through space for all eternity.
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*Out In Space*

*Carlos and Silvy are riding on his Galaxy Glider*

Carlos: Is this fun?

Silvy: You know, until this is over, you're still my brain-chip controlled slave.

*Gruumm's Ship flies up alongside the two*

Gruumm: Excuse me, I'm looking to take over the world, and I need an evil little girl. Have you seen one?

Carlos: Here. Take her.

Silvy: Hi, Mr. Skullhead.

Gruumm: EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! She's too evil! Get her away from me!

Gruumm's Ship: WHOOSH!

Silvy: What was that all about?

Carlos: 0_o. Let's not ask and keep flying straight ahead.

*The Galaxy Glider and Gruumm's Ship get into a drag race across Uranus at Ludicrous Speed*

Impy
09-17-2005, 06:11 PM
Bwahahahaha. Another great one, Tober.

nickraman
09-17-2005, 06:30 PM
HA HA! Nice Megaranger reference!

Red_Ranger2003
09-17-2005, 06:32 PM
Spaceballs reference (I think...)!

Spiked
09-17-2005, 09:19 PM
Haha! ditto on the Megaranger references and Karone being LG Pink. Hehe Mora and Ashley, that was great.