GreenNinja
09-11-2005, 08:41 PM
Power Rangers FIVERATIONS
Power Rangers Time Force
Episode 9x25 - "Movie Madness, Part 2"
Oscar-Winning Director: GreenNinja
Special Thanks: Fiverman, Black Joker, those who voted, MingyMingyJongo, the little people
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Jen: Last time a movie shot right by us, Wes fought one of my favorite movie stars (Don't ask what that caused me to do! You do not need to know!), Cinecon is every bad director in one, and everyone is being inserted into B-Movies. So, Kakuranger, you think you can outdo my ninjitsu skills from the future? I dare you to take me...
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*The Movie Set - Western Version*
Nadira: We've got you surrounded...what are you going to do?
Wes: Nothing. The music in the background tells me you're about to get your arse kicked.
*Trip comes in riding on Barikion*
Trip: Wes, get on!
Wes: Cool. Think this horse can combine with the Time Flyers?
Barikion: I am NOT going to form TimeKaiser with you, pretty-boy! Get that straight!
Wes, Trip: SPLAT!
Cyclobots: LASERS!
Nadira: I was supposed to win! Whine whine whine whine lawyer whine whine explosion whine whine I QUIT!
Cinecon: Sweet salvation, she's gone!
Trip: Listen, Circuit told me that the clapboard thingy controls the dimensions. So if we get the clapboard, we can save the others.
Wes: I've got an idea! We can get the clapboard and free the others from their B-Movies! Why didn't I think of that?
Trip: You're the boss, boss.
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*The Set of Wild Force*
Tribal Guys: Oogah oogah merkeja! (What do you mean we can't eat him? Yes, he's too hairy, I understand that, but couldn't we just...alright, alright! We'll only humiliate him. Sheesh.)
Eric: Monkey...over here.
Monkey: Well, if you say so Eric. Tell me, are you or are you not a Red Ranger?
Eric: I think I am...
Tribal Guys: Ooogah Boogah AKfjalkdf! (Quick, he's getting away! Send out the weasels!)
Eric: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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*Samurai Movie*
Lucas: HYAH! Are you okay?
Girl: Yes. Now, do you want to go back to my place?
Eric: Am I SURE you're not my mom?
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*Musical*
Random Singing Guy: Okay, I know one way to figure out which Katie is which. Was Tommy ever the Red Turbo Ranger?
Katie (TF): Of course he was. I'm from the future - everyone knows that!
Katie (RB): He wasn't! The Book of Oliver says he never was!
Random Singing Guy: You're who I was looking for!
Katie (RB): I knew I shouldn't have ended up in this movie...no Tommy in it.
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*Kung-Fu Movie*
Ninjaman: So, Jen...we meet at last! Up Down Left Right Kick Punch HYAH!
Jen: Right Right Down Circle Kick!
Sage: Good job. You win scroll and 50 dollars in arcade tokens. Now, enter name as high score.
Jen: *entering letters* J-E-N. There.
Sage: For shame, woman. You still not as good as the mighty "Nahte".
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*The Set*
Cyclobots: Why are we firing? We're not hitting anything!
Wes: ZAP!
Trip: GRAB!
Cinecon: Wait! You can't do that!
Trip: Here!
Wes: ZAP!
Clapboard: GAK!
Everyone: VANISH!
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*Samurai Movie*
Lucas: Okay, I'm pretty sure you're not my mom. So let's...VANISH!
Girl: Not again!
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*Musical*
Katie: VANISH!
Random Singing Guy: I'm all alone...
There's no one here beside me...
I'm on my own...
There's no one to deride me...
But you gotta have...what's the point?
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*Kung-Fu Movie*
Jen: VANISH!
Sage: Told her she should not have tried to outdo the great "Nahte," but did she listen? No, not at all. Silly girl.
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*The Set of Wild Force*
Monkey and the Freaky Tiki Choir: Cole, Cole, Cole of the Jungle
Stupid as can be!
Watch out for that...
Eric: I'M NOT COLE!
Wall: SMACK!
Monkey and Freaky Tiki Choir: Wall...
Eric: Now you tell me...
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*The Real World*
Ransik: RAAAAGGGHHH!
Wes: Okay, so we're now in Mad Max?
Cars: VROOM!
Eric: MORE running away? Yeesh!
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*New York*
Katie: What are we doing in New York?
Ray: Hey, cool. The Time Force Rangers.
*A chase scene. Then the Time Force team decides to...take a break.*
Tour Guide: And here we see the crafts table, where the stars take their breaks in between shooting.
Jen: Frankie Chang's Cyclobot Stunt Double is shooting a movie that way!
Tour Guide: Sure, we'll believe you, Erin.
Jen: Who's Erin?
Trip: ...and NOW what are we doing?
Wes: We're hijacking a golf cart. Cool.
Golf Cart: VROOM!
Cyclobots: ZAP!
Jen: I'll pay you if you get away from us! How does $500 sound?
Cyclobot #1: You bitch, that's too much money!
*More chase scene. Cinecon's crew also joins in. Then the Time Force Rangers hide behind a wall*
Wes: Here's the plan. We divide and conquer. Jen, if you can distract them with your girliness we may be able to get an attack in.
Katie: What about me?!
Wes: Sorry. You just seem kind of...manly sometimes.
Katie: And what's THAT supposed to mean?
Wes: Never mind.
*They split up*
Jen: Hey there, tall, dark, and metal-y. Want to help me with my jacket?
Cyclobot: DO I?!
Jen: THWACK!
Cyclobot: The pain was worth it...
Cinecon: Hello, Katie. Tell us, how did you come to be a star?
Katie: Well, first I auditioned and then...wait! THWACK!
*More fighting. Then the team meets up again*
Wes: Does anyone else realize the amount of running we've done?
Trip: And no Ranger action yet.
Lucas: One more thing guys - is the set supposed to be flooded?
Water: WHOOSH!
Jen: Oh my god...it's everywhere.
Katie: I'll get the matches.
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*Backstage*
*The Rangers run into wardrobe*
Cyclobot #1: So, how do you think this dress looks on me?
Cyclobot #2: Good, but it would look better on...HIM!
Wes: Me?
*Ransik walks by*
Ransik: What's going on in there? I mean, I know Jen gets excited over her movie stars, but, yeesh...
*The team busts out*
Katie: Yo, bro. Check me out. This is why you don't funk with justice!
Wes: Hey, this dress does look pretty good on me.
Jen: I always knew there was something manly about you Katie.
Lucas: ...does this make me look cheap?
Trip: Heh...crossdressing...funny...does anyone else feel a draft?
Wes: I did NOT need to see that...RUN!
*The villians leave the dressing room*
Cinecon: Look at me, I'm PATTY THE POWER PIXIE! Why are you all looking at me like that?
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*The Soundstage*
The Band: Fukai mori ni honnou
Ima, mezame arabura machi e
Mayoi sae mo shiranu yasei wa
Kyoujin no kemono no gotoku
Tenmetsu suru akai shiganuru
Tetsukazu ni hoero tamashii
Kiba wo muite hanatsu sakebi wa
Jikuu se tsuranuku kodou
Ransik: Have you seen the Rangers? THE RANGERS? THE RANGERS?!?!?!
Cyclobot: Yes, I have seen The White Stranger. He was in the last Fiver.
Ransik: Oh, forget it.
The Band: WHOOSH!
Wes: Let me guess - more running away?
Trip: Right.
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*The Desert*
Wes: Why are we in the desert?
Lucas: It's true...Ransik really is Mad Max.
Cinecon: Cue the chase scene!
Vector Cycles: APPEAR!
Ransik: RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Trip: Shouldn't we morph?
Wes: I just got a great idea! Let's morph!
Lucas: You're the boss, boss.
Rangers: TIME FOR TIME FORCE!
*They Ranger up, at last*
Vector Cycles: LASERS!
Ransik: ZAP!
*All but Wes are knocked off*
Jen: It's up to you now, Wes.
Wes: I just got a great idea! It's up to me now, Wes. I'm the boss, boss! LEAP!
Ransik: CRASH! KABOOM!
Cinecon: Marvelous. Of course, we can't have you die until the end of the season.
Wes: We can't?
Cinecon: Of course not. Now watch me turn into a GIANT monster!
Trip: GASP! It's Michael Moore!
Cinecon: Wait, wrong form. *Changes into Cinecon* There!
Shadow Force Megazord Mode Blue: Uh....MEGAZORD?!
Cinecon: Not yet. The special effects for this won't be good enough to satisfy my imagination. Digitally insert a new character.
Lucas: Am I sure you're not Lucas?
Cinecon: Am I sure YOU'RE not Lucas?
Trip: He's got you there.
Q-Rex: ROAR!
Jen: Oookaaay...
Cinecon: No, no, no! This will not do! Add the Transwarp Megazord!
Katie: Can he do that?
Wes: He's a writer for Power Rangers...it's not like he has to care about continuity.
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*The Future*
Transwarp Megazord: Okay...man, my butt is killing me. I told them they should've let me sit down once in awhile. Now...SLAM! There, that feels....WHEEE!!!!!!!!!
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*The Movie*
Transwarp Megazord: APPEAR!
Trip: What happens next?
Jen: I don't want to know...
Tsubasa: *With the Time-Warp coming out of his chest* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chronogel: ...okay, what am I doing here?
Kim: ...this isn't the Old West.
Adam, Aisha, Rocky, Billy: ...this isn't Colonial Angel Grove.
Cruger: What the hell's going on here?
Bill and Ted: DUDE! This is not excellent!
Marty McFly and Doc Brown: WHAT?
Dr. Who: This is rubbish! You're adding characters that aren't even in the Power Rangers Universe!
Cinecon: Yeah, I'm kind of screwing around with continuity at this point. It's fun.
SFMMB: ZAP!
Cinecon: I AM THE DIRECTOR! Why do you think I added so many time-travelers to the script?
SFMMB: ZAP AGAIN!
Cinecon: Okay...that one hurt. Why? Show me the script!
Cyclobot: Sir...there is no last page of the script. We think it was stolen to create a very lucky, coincidental, and slightly contrived Plot Point.
Trip: It was. Before Frankie accused Jen of being a stalker, I tore out the last page of the script. Weird, huh?
Cinecon: ...yeah.
Q-Rex: LASERS!
Transwarp: PUNCH!
SFMMB: ZAP!
Cinecon: GAK!
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*The Clock Tower*
Wes: So we're watching the movie we were seeing filmed earlier? Have months passed or something?
Lucas: No. I picked it up from some guy while we were in New York. Apparently it IS out. Although I don't know why a Frankie Chang movie has someone coughing in the background the whole time.
Jen: That was great...are my panties...
Wes: Yes. Now, I'll tell you that I never want to be an actor again...instead, I'll teach at an acting school with Nadira and Ransik.
Katie: ...yeah. I kind of liked being a star. Although I had a strange feeling I was singing a song about the Time Force Megazord...
Lucas: Have I ever been the Green Samurai Ranger? You know, in a past life or something?
Jen: So you two aren't happy about meeting Jeebus himself?
Trip: Sort of...but I think he hurt us when we mentioned something about the Red Turbo Ranger.
Movie Narrator: You read it! You can un-read it! "MOVIE MADNESS: THE FIVER!" has concluded, but tune in next weekend for Carlos on Call when POWER RANGERS: FIVERATIONS moves onto its next episode...AT LUDICROUS SPEED!
Power Rangers Time Force
Episode 9x25 - "Movie Madness, Part 2"
Oscar-Winning Director: GreenNinja
Special Thanks: Fiverman, Black Joker, those who voted, MingyMingyJongo, the little people
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Jen: Last time a movie shot right by us, Wes fought one of my favorite movie stars (Don't ask what that caused me to do! You do not need to know!), Cinecon is every bad director in one, and everyone is being inserted into B-Movies. So, Kakuranger, you think you can outdo my ninjitsu skills from the future? I dare you to take me...
-------------------------------------------------------
*The Movie Set - Western Version*
Nadira: We've got you surrounded...what are you going to do?
Wes: Nothing. The music in the background tells me you're about to get your arse kicked.
*Trip comes in riding on Barikion*
Trip: Wes, get on!
Wes: Cool. Think this horse can combine with the Time Flyers?
Barikion: I am NOT going to form TimeKaiser with you, pretty-boy! Get that straight!
Wes, Trip: SPLAT!
Cyclobots: LASERS!
Nadira: I was supposed to win! Whine whine whine whine lawyer whine whine explosion whine whine I QUIT!
Cinecon: Sweet salvation, she's gone!
Trip: Listen, Circuit told me that the clapboard thingy controls the dimensions. So if we get the clapboard, we can save the others.
Wes: I've got an idea! We can get the clapboard and free the others from their B-Movies! Why didn't I think of that?
Trip: You're the boss, boss.
-------------------------------------------------------
*The Set of Wild Force*
Tribal Guys: Oogah oogah merkeja! (What do you mean we can't eat him? Yes, he's too hairy, I understand that, but couldn't we just...alright, alright! We'll only humiliate him. Sheesh.)
Eric: Monkey...over here.
Monkey: Well, if you say so Eric. Tell me, are you or are you not a Red Ranger?
Eric: I think I am...
Tribal Guys: Ooogah Boogah AKfjalkdf! (Quick, he's getting away! Send out the weasels!)
Eric: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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*Samurai Movie*
Lucas: HYAH! Are you okay?
Girl: Yes. Now, do you want to go back to my place?
Eric: Am I SURE you're not my mom?
-----------------------------------------------------------------
*Musical*
Random Singing Guy: Okay, I know one way to figure out which Katie is which. Was Tommy ever the Red Turbo Ranger?
Katie (TF): Of course he was. I'm from the future - everyone knows that!
Katie (RB): He wasn't! The Book of Oliver says he never was!
Random Singing Guy: You're who I was looking for!
Katie (RB): I knew I shouldn't have ended up in this movie...no Tommy in it.
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*Kung-Fu Movie*
Ninjaman: So, Jen...we meet at last! Up Down Left Right Kick Punch HYAH!
Jen: Right Right Down Circle Kick!
Sage: Good job. You win scroll and 50 dollars in arcade tokens. Now, enter name as high score.
Jen: *entering letters* J-E-N. There.
Sage: For shame, woman. You still not as good as the mighty "Nahte".
---------------------------------------------------------------
*The Set*
Cyclobots: Why are we firing? We're not hitting anything!
Wes: ZAP!
Trip: GRAB!
Cinecon: Wait! You can't do that!
Trip: Here!
Wes: ZAP!
Clapboard: GAK!
Everyone: VANISH!
--------------------------------------------------------------------
*Samurai Movie*
Lucas: Okay, I'm pretty sure you're not my mom. So let's...VANISH!
Girl: Not again!
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*Musical*
Katie: VANISH!
Random Singing Guy: I'm all alone...
There's no one here beside me...
I'm on my own...
There's no one to deride me...
But you gotta have...what's the point?
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*Kung-Fu Movie*
Jen: VANISH!
Sage: Told her she should not have tried to outdo the great "Nahte," but did she listen? No, not at all. Silly girl.
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*The Set of Wild Force*
Monkey and the Freaky Tiki Choir: Cole, Cole, Cole of the Jungle
Stupid as can be!
Watch out for that...
Eric: I'M NOT COLE!
Wall: SMACK!
Monkey and Freaky Tiki Choir: Wall...
Eric: Now you tell me...
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*The Real World*
Ransik: RAAAAGGGHHH!
Wes: Okay, so we're now in Mad Max?
Cars: VROOM!
Eric: MORE running away? Yeesh!
----------------------------------------------------------------------
*New York*
Katie: What are we doing in New York?
Ray: Hey, cool. The Time Force Rangers.
*A chase scene. Then the Time Force team decides to...take a break.*
Tour Guide: And here we see the crafts table, where the stars take their breaks in between shooting.
Jen: Frankie Chang's Cyclobot Stunt Double is shooting a movie that way!
Tour Guide: Sure, we'll believe you, Erin.
Jen: Who's Erin?
Trip: ...and NOW what are we doing?
Wes: We're hijacking a golf cart. Cool.
Golf Cart: VROOM!
Cyclobots: ZAP!
Jen: I'll pay you if you get away from us! How does $500 sound?
Cyclobot #1: You bitch, that's too much money!
*More chase scene. Cinecon's crew also joins in. Then the Time Force Rangers hide behind a wall*
Wes: Here's the plan. We divide and conquer. Jen, if you can distract them with your girliness we may be able to get an attack in.
Katie: What about me?!
Wes: Sorry. You just seem kind of...manly sometimes.
Katie: And what's THAT supposed to mean?
Wes: Never mind.
*They split up*
Jen: Hey there, tall, dark, and metal-y. Want to help me with my jacket?
Cyclobot: DO I?!
Jen: THWACK!
Cyclobot: The pain was worth it...
Cinecon: Hello, Katie. Tell us, how did you come to be a star?
Katie: Well, first I auditioned and then...wait! THWACK!
*More fighting. Then the team meets up again*
Wes: Does anyone else realize the amount of running we've done?
Trip: And no Ranger action yet.
Lucas: One more thing guys - is the set supposed to be flooded?
Water: WHOOSH!
Jen: Oh my god...it's everywhere.
Katie: I'll get the matches.
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*Backstage*
*The Rangers run into wardrobe*
Cyclobot #1: So, how do you think this dress looks on me?
Cyclobot #2: Good, but it would look better on...HIM!
Wes: Me?
*Ransik walks by*
Ransik: What's going on in there? I mean, I know Jen gets excited over her movie stars, but, yeesh...
*The team busts out*
Katie: Yo, bro. Check me out. This is why you don't funk with justice!
Wes: Hey, this dress does look pretty good on me.
Jen: I always knew there was something manly about you Katie.
Lucas: ...does this make me look cheap?
Trip: Heh...crossdressing...funny...does anyone else feel a draft?
Wes: I did NOT need to see that...RUN!
*The villians leave the dressing room*
Cinecon: Look at me, I'm PATTY THE POWER PIXIE! Why are you all looking at me like that?
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*The Soundstage*
The Band: Fukai mori ni honnou
Ima, mezame arabura machi e
Mayoi sae mo shiranu yasei wa
Kyoujin no kemono no gotoku
Tenmetsu suru akai shiganuru
Tetsukazu ni hoero tamashii
Kiba wo muite hanatsu sakebi wa
Jikuu se tsuranuku kodou
Ransik: Have you seen the Rangers? THE RANGERS? THE RANGERS?!?!?!
Cyclobot: Yes, I have seen The White Stranger. He was in the last Fiver.
Ransik: Oh, forget it.
The Band: WHOOSH!
Wes: Let me guess - more running away?
Trip: Right.
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*The Desert*
Wes: Why are we in the desert?
Lucas: It's true...Ransik really is Mad Max.
Cinecon: Cue the chase scene!
Vector Cycles: APPEAR!
Ransik: RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Trip: Shouldn't we morph?
Wes: I just got a great idea! Let's morph!
Lucas: You're the boss, boss.
Rangers: TIME FOR TIME FORCE!
*They Ranger up, at last*
Vector Cycles: LASERS!
Ransik: ZAP!
*All but Wes are knocked off*
Jen: It's up to you now, Wes.
Wes: I just got a great idea! It's up to me now, Wes. I'm the boss, boss! LEAP!
Ransik: CRASH! KABOOM!
Cinecon: Marvelous. Of course, we can't have you die until the end of the season.
Wes: We can't?
Cinecon: Of course not. Now watch me turn into a GIANT monster!
Trip: GASP! It's Michael Moore!
Cinecon: Wait, wrong form. *Changes into Cinecon* There!
Shadow Force Megazord Mode Blue: Uh....MEGAZORD?!
Cinecon: Not yet. The special effects for this won't be good enough to satisfy my imagination. Digitally insert a new character.
Lucas: Am I sure you're not Lucas?
Cinecon: Am I sure YOU'RE not Lucas?
Trip: He's got you there.
Q-Rex: ROAR!
Jen: Oookaaay...
Cinecon: No, no, no! This will not do! Add the Transwarp Megazord!
Katie: Can he do that?
Wes: He's a writer for Power Rangers...it's not like he has to care about continuity.
----------------------------------------------------
*The Future*
Transwarp Megazord: Okay...man, my butt is killing me. I told them they should've let me sit down once in awhile. Now...SLAM! There, that feels....WHEEE!!!!!!!!!
---------------------------------------------------
*The Movie*
Transwarp Megazord: APPEAR!
Trip: What happens next?
Jen: I don't want to know...
Tsubasa: *With the Time-Warp coming out of his chest* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chronogel: ...okay, what am I doing here?
Kim: ...this isn't the Old West.
Adam, Aisha, Rocky, Billy: ...this isn't Colonial Angel Grove.
Cruger: What the hell's going on here?
Bill and Ted: DUDE! This is not excellent!
Marty McFly and Doc Brown: WHAT?
Dr. Who: This is rubbish! You're adding characters that aren't even in the Power Rangers Universe!
Cinecon: Yeah, I'm kind of screwing around with continuity at this point. It's fun.
SFMMB: ZAP!
Cinecon: I AM THE DIRECTOR! Why do you think I added so many time-travelers to the script?
SFMMB: ZAP AGAIN!
Cinecon: Okay...that one hurt. Why? Show me the script!
Cyclobot: Sir...there is no last page of the script. We think it was stolen to create a very lucky, coincidental, and slightly contrived Plot Point.
Trip: It was. Before Frankie accused Jen of being a stalker, I tore out the last page of the script. Weird, huh?
Cinecon: ...yeah.
Q-Rex: LASERS!
Transwarp: PUNCH!
SFMMB: ZAP!
Cinecon: GAK!
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*The Clock Tower*
Wes: So we're watching the movie we were seeing filmed earlier? Have months passed or something?
Lucas: No. I picked it up from some guy while we were in New York. Apparently it IS out. Although I don't know why a Frankie Chang movie has someone coughing in the background the whole time.
Jen: That was great...are my panties...
Wes: Yes. Now, I'll tell you that I never want to be an actor again...instead, I'll teach at an acting school with Nadira and Ransik.
Katie: ...yeah. I kind of liked being a star. Although I had a strange feeling I was singing a song about the Time Force Megazord...
Lucas: Have I ever been the Green Samurai Ranger? You know, in a past life or something?
Jen: So you two aren't happy about meeting Jeebus himself?
Trip: Sort of...but I think he hurt us when we mentioned something about the Red Turbo Ranger.
Movie Narrator: You read it! You can un-read it! "MOVIE MADNESS: THE FIVER!" has concluded, but tune in next weekend for Carlos on Call when POWER RANGERS: FIVERATIONS moves onto its next episode...AT LUDICROUS SPEED!