GreenNinja
09-10-2005, 06:15 PM
You voted on it, now here it is!
Power Rangers FIVERATIONS
Power Rangers Time Force
Episode 9x24 - "Movie Madness, Part 1"
Director: GreenNinja
Special Thanks: The Okashii Sentai Fiverman, Black Joker, those who voted, MingyMingyJongo
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*Clock Tower*
*Wes and Trip are watching "Wild West Rangers" on TV. Jen is doing...eh, something*
Wes: Wow...look at those 1994-era special effects! They're so...
Trip: ...cheap?
Wes: Well, yes. But I was also going to say sexay! Check out Kim.
TV: Bzzooommmm....
Jen: Why are you watching old episodes of the show we're on? Is this some kind of meta-joke?
Wes: Actually, I was teaching Trip about American history as produced by Haim Saban. Tell me, was California a British colony at the time of the Revolution?
Jen: How do I put this? ...no.
Katie: Hey, guys, there's a movie filming RIGHT BY HERE. Should we go see it?
Lucas: No. Anytime a major event happens on TV, things are bound to go bad.
Jen: ...the hell are you talking about? Anyway, we aren't going.
Katie: I thought you wanted to see Frankie Chang.
Lightbulb: DING!
Jen: Good thing that was there. What are we waiting for? Let's move, move, move!
Lucas: She should've listened to me on this one...
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*The Movie Set*
Frankie Chang: Get out of here. That's what the stars always say.
*A few minutes of kung-fu fighting. The Rangers somehow walk onto the set*
Katie: Wait...don't we need a backstage pass?
Wes: A what?
Jen: Wow...it's really him...
Katie: Jen? JEN? Why's music from Nikki Valentina's movie playing in the background?
Jen: Amazing...
Trip: She'll be on the Internet anytime now. I know it.
Director: CUT! Now you weren't unbelievable enough, Frankie! We need stuff that defies logic - it's not like this movie's going to be seen by the smartest people in the world anyhow.
Lucas: This is nice, but I like Samurai movies better. You get the chance to see your hot mom in those...or is that Back to the Future I'm talking about?
Wes: I rather prefer a movie with mindless bullet-shooting and kicking people in the head - you know, a Western movie.
Disney Censors: *whispering into walkie-talkie* When the takeover happens, we must remember to remove all of that! Yes, I understand Mr. Eisner. Merchandise the hell out of it!
Trip: I'm going to go get Frankie's autograph and sell it on eBay. It'll go perfectly with Nikki Valentina's panties.
Wes: How'd you get those?
Trip: Psychic senses man. They can do that for you!
Katie: I'd rather take a musical.
Tanya: Trust me, you wouldn't. As a fellow black Yellow Ranger, I...
Katie: Shut up.
Director: Okay, so we film the next scene, add the fall, the explosion, the Hyper-Chicken on Rollerblades, and we're set.
Crew Guy: We can't. One of the stuntmen hurt himself.
Stunt Guy: I was Putty #3! Does that mean anything to you people!
Director: We can do without him.
Crew Guy: What do you want me to do, replace him with a Rubber Suit?
Wes: Hey. I'm used to being around explosions and...stuff.
Director: Sure, you'll do. Sorry about that, Mr. Skullovich. Guess your time will come later.
Skull: WHY???
Trip: Thanks for the autograph.
Frankie: Yeah...why is that girl in pink stalking me?
Jen: Me? Stalking...no...you must be CRAZY! *whispering* Someday, I will have you!
*Wes walks out of the make-up van dressed in a black leather jacket, a blonde wig, and a pair of clown shoes*
Wes: So, how do I look?
Trip: Very...1980s.
Lucas: *whispering* Are we sure a spell wasn't put on him?
Crew Guy: 5...4...3...2...1...HIKE! I mean, ACTION!
Jen: Two guys I'm in-over-my-head-for fighting each other! OH!
Katie: We'll have to remember to change your pants later.
*Wes and Frankie fight - MOVIE fight*
Wes: HEY! That's a real sword!
Frankie: Really? Maybe I shouldn't have wandered onto the Hercules set between commercials...but this thing rocks!
*Jen runs up to the director*
Jen: STOP THE MOVIE!
Director: Don't you have a backstage pass?
Jen: A what?
*Wes falls off the top of the building*
Wes: AAHHH!!!!
Crew Guy #1: We're supposed to catch him right?
Crew Guy #2: Him? NO! I think he may be a clone.
Crew Guy #3: Clones are evil!
Crew Guy #2: Yes, and that's why we're not catching him.
Wes: SPLAT!
Director: EXPLOSION!
Special Effects Team Backstage: KABOOM!
Wes: That's not a...
Dynamite: KABOOM!
Wes: ...never mind.
Jen: Wes! Are you okay?
Wes: Jen? Why are your panties all...
Jen: Later.
Director: What's going on here? Is she your girlfriend or something?
Jen: His girlfriend...FROM THE FUTURE!
Wes: Why did you move the pad? You almost killed me!
Director: Don't you know the name of this film? *Looks down at script* "Manos: 'Hands of Fate' 2: Torgo's Boogaloo"? *scratches out name and holds it to Rangers*
Wes: "Manos: 'Hands of Fate' 2"?
Director: NO! THE END OF THE RANGERS! *Changes into a monster*
Wes: GASP! It's Michael Bay!
Director: Wrong form. *Changes into Cinecon*
Jen: Frankie, you're...
Frankie-Cyclobot: The size of a freakin' condo!
Cinecon: Okay, cue the Samurai scene!
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*Samurai Movie*
Lucas: What's going on?
Cinecon: You are starring in my movie now!
Ninjas: Rooku! It is he! The Gureen Shamurai Renjaa!
Lucas: I'm the who again?
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*Musical*
Katie: Where am I?
Random Singing Guy: Mirai ga kuzure Jikuu wo koete
Hikari oinuku Itsutsu no kaze ga
Ima, kono sora e, Yobuno wa
Katie: *joining in* Yuuki to Ai to Kibou
Sore ga oretachi no 3D Foomeeshion
Katie and Random Singing Guy: Okkee Ikuze
Arufa, Beeta, Jetto, Ganma
Eien me gake
Kase ne atta Taimu Robo
Mugendai no kabe wo kuzuse!
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*Some Kung-Fu Movie*
Gong: BANG!
Jen: Wait, I thought this was a Kung-Fu Movie...not the Gong Show.
Sage: That just sound effect. In order to earn scroll, you must defeat five warriors.
Warrior 1: Ninjareddo!
Warrior 2: Ninjawaito!
Warrior 3: Ninjabruu!
Warrior 4: Ninjaierro!
Warrior 5: Ninjablack!
Jen: Bring it. Up Up Left Left Right Down Punch!
Sage: She play a lot of Street Fighter. I can tell.
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*Silver Hills*
Circuit: Eric, we've got trouble.
Eric: Them again? Has Jen had another...
Circuit: Well, yes...but that's not what I was here to tell you. They've vanished entirely from this dimension and been digitally inserted into B-movies!
Eric: There's only one person who would do that!
George Lucas: ME! Wait, wrong form again. *Changes into Cinecon*
Cinecon: There. Now, I know you want to be in a movie, but you'll have to audition first! That's why I've put together the most evil panel you'll ever face!
*The American Idol judges appear*
Cyclobots: ATTACK!
Eric: HYAH! Now I'll go after you, George Lucas.
Randy Jackson: You da man now, dog!
Paula Abdul: Hee...you're awesome! Just, awesome, and you really put yourself into fighting those...hee...Krybots.
Simon Cowell: It was dreadful. Honestly, I could've gotten the same results if we stuck a Chrono Saber up your arse and put NASCAR in your waffle.
Eric: Wha?
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*Jungle Movie*
Eric: Wait just a second...the long hair, the loincloth, the morpher...oh, God no...I've become COLE!
Monkey: Hey, you think it's easy to be Cole? He's an insult to chimps, he is!
Eric: Ape named Ape, you're my only friend...
Tribal Guys: WAAAAAGGGGHHH! (Look, it's Cole!)
Eric: RUN AWAY!
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*Ransik's Base*
Nadira: DADDY! I'm not getting what I want!
Ransik: You mean that all that pink hair dye I buy you isn't enough?
Nadira: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! I want to be famous!
Ransik: With those acting skills? You're at least B-movie level.
Nadira: Isn't that what Michael Bay is doing?
Ransik: Who?
Nadira: George Lucas?
Ransik: What?
Nadira: Cinecon?
Ransik: Oh, him. Sure. We'll put you in his movie.
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*The Set*
Ransik: Hello...Mel Gibson?
Mel Gibson: Wrong form, d'oh! *Changes into Cinecon*
Cinecon: What do you want?
Ransik: Can you put Nadira in a movie?
Cinecon: What do you think this is, a kid's show? Oh...wait...it is. I'll put her in.
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*Western Movie*
Trip: Where are we?
Wes: I think we're in a Western movie. Come on, there's always people at the saloon.
*To the Saloon! YEE-HAW!*
Trip: They all are wearing black hats. Doesn't that make them the bad guys?
Abraham: It sure as hell don't.
Miss Alicia: Who in Sam Hill are you two?
William: They appear to be two other Ranger-like beings...
Rocko: Well, they ain't...ooh, Pachinko!
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*Backstage*
Cinecon: Nadira, you're wanted on the set!
Nadira: Isn't this already the set of a...
Cinecon: Don't question me! I'm scary and I have sharp teeth...and a good lawyer.
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*Western Movie*
Nadira: TOMMMYYYY!!
The White Stranger: Oh...me, no...that gal's hair is...PINK!
Random Guy: 'Scuse me, do you know her?
The White Stranger: No, but I'd sure like to!
Trip: I think he's talking to us.
Wes: Who's The White Stranger?
The White Stranger: You can call me Jeebus.
Nadira: 500 bucks to whoever can get me away from that White Stranger guy!
Other Random Guy: What about those two?
Nadira: Oh, them...you can beat them up for kicks.
*A barfight! This includes Rocko's pachinko machine being chucked into the fight, much to his chagrin*
Trip: WHEE!!
*Trip exits from Movie World*
Trip: Circuit, where are you?
Circuit: Here. What's the problem?
Trip: Some guys are beating us up for fun...oh, and Tommy's looking for someone in pink again.
Circuit: How's that news?
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*Samurai Movie*
Girl: *Speaks Japanese*
Lucas: *Reads subtitles* HELP? What does...oh, yeah. HYAH!
Girl: *Speaks Japanese*
Lucas: *Reads subtitles* You're really...good. Does that thing turn...turn into a...into a...baseball bat? NO! I am not the Green Samurai Ranger!!
Girl: Bruu Shamurai Renjaa?
Lucas: >_>
<_<
NO!
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*Musical*
Random Guy: Taimurenjaa, brightening hope
Mukidashi no sono daichi ni
Hotobashiru hikari wo hanatsu yo ni
Katie: Where's Tommy?
Random Guy: Wait...I thought you were Katie!
Katie: But I'M Katie!
Random Guy: I'm confused now. So I'll SING about it!
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*Kung-Fu*
Jen: Left Left Down Down Kick Punch Up!
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*The Set of Wild Force*
Eric: You've trapped me in a cage! Get your hands off of me, you damn dirty apes!
Monkey: Eric, as your only friend in this dimension, I rather take offense to that.
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*The Set*
Wes: WHEEE!!!
People: B-ZAP! *Change into Cyclobots*
Nadira: This is the end of the trail for you, pardner...
Movie Narrator: Will Eric be able to regain Monkey's trust? Will Random Singing Guy figure out which Katie is which? Is Lucas the Bruu Shamurai Renjaa, and is the girl he saved really his mom, who's coming onto him? Will Jen be able to defeat the final boss and break the record high score? Oh, and something involving Trip and Wes. Find out when "MOVIE MADNESS: THE FIVER!" is continued next time...AT LUDICROUS SPEED!
Power Rangers FIVERATIONS
Power Rangers Time Force
Episode 9x24 - "Movie Madness, Part 1"
Director: GreenNinja
Special Thanks: The Okashii Sentai Fiverman, Black Joker, those who voted, MingyMingyJongo
---------------------------------------------------------
*Clock Tower*
*Wes and Trip are watching "Wild West Rangers" on TV. Jen is doing...eh, something*
Wes: Wow...look at those 1994-era special effects! They're so...
Trip: ...cheap?
Wes: Well, yes. But I was also going to say sexay! Check out Kim.
TV: Bzzooommmm....
Jen: Why are you watching old episodes of the show we're on? Is this some kind of meta-joke?
Wes: Actually, I was teaching Trip about American history as produced by Haim Saban. Tell me, was California a British colony at the time of the Revolution?
Jen: How do I put this? ...no.
Katie: Hey, guys, there's a movie filming RIGHT BY HERE. Should we go see it?
Lucas: No. Anytime a major event happens on TV, things are bound to go bad.
Jen: ...the hell are you talking about? Anyway, we aren't going.
Katie: I thought you wanted to see Frankie Chang.
Lightbulb: DING!
Jen: Good thing that was there. What are we waiting for? Let's move, move, move!
Lucas: She should've listened to me on this one...
------------------------------------------------------------
*The Movie Set*
Frankie Chang: Get out of here. That's what the stars always say.
*A few minutes of kung-fu fighting. The Rangers somehow walk onto the set*
Katie: Wait...don't we need a backstage pass?
Wes: A what?
Jen: Wow...it's really him...
Katie: Jen? JEN? Why's music from Nikki Valentina's movie playing in the background?
Jen: Amazing...
Trip: She'll be on the Internet anytime now. I know it.
Director: CUT! Now you weren't unbelievable enough, Frankie! We need stuff that defies logic - it's not like this movie's going to be seen by the smartest people in the world anyhow.
Lucas: This is nice, but I like Samurai movies better. You get the chance to see your hot mom in those...or is that Back to the Future I'm talking about?
Wes: I rather prefer a movie with mindless bullet-shooting and kicking people in the head - you know, a Western movie.
Disney Censors: *whispering into walkie-talkie* When the takeover happens, we must remember to remove all of that! Yes, I understand Mr. Eisner. Merchandise the hell out of it!
Trip: I'm going to go get Frankie's autograph and sell it on eBay. It'll go perfectly with Nikki Valentina's panties.
Wes: How'd you get those?
Trip: Psychic senses man. They can do that for you!
Katie: I'd rather take a musical.
Tanya: Trust me, you wouldn't. As a fellow black Yellow Ranger, I...
Katie: Shut up.
Director: Okay, so we film the next scene, add the fall, the explosion, the Hyper-Chicken on Rollerblades, and we're set.
Crew Guy: We can't. One of the stuntmen hurt himself.
Stunt Guy: I was Putty #3! Does that mean anything to you people!
Director: We can do without him.
Crew Guy: What do you want me to do, replace him with a Rubber Suit?
Wes: Hey. I'm used to being around explosions and...stuff.
Director: Sure, you'll do. Sorry about that, Mr. Skullovich. Guess your time will come later.
Skull: WHY???
Trip: Thanks for the autograph.
Frankie: Yeah...why is that girl in pink stalking me?
Jen: Me? Stalking...no...you must be CRAZY! *whispering* Someday, I will have you!
*Wes walks out of the make-up van dressed in a black leather jacket, a blonde wig, and a pair of clown shoes*
Wes: So, how do I look?
Trip: Very...1980s.
Lucas: *whispering* Are we sure a spell wasn't put on him?
Crew Guy: 5...4...3...2...1...HIKE! I mean, ACTION!
Jen: Two guys I'm in-over-my-head-for fighting each other! OH!
Katie: We'll have to remember to change your pants later.
*Wes and Frankie fight - MOVIE fight*
Wes: HEY! That's a real sword!
Frankie: Really? Maybe I shouldn't have wandered onto the Hercules set between commercials...but this thing rocks!
*Jen runs up to the director*
Jen: STOP THE MOVIE!
Director: Don't you have a backstage pass?
Jen: A what?
*Wes falls off the top of the building*
Wes: AAHHH!!!!
Crew Guy #1: We're supposed to catch him right?
Crew Guy #2: Him? NO! I think he may be a clone.
Crew Guy #3: Clones are evil!
Crew Guy #2: Yes, and that's why we're not catching him.
Wes: SPLAT!
Director: EXPLOSION!
Special Effects Team Backstage: KABOOM!
Wes: That's not a...
Dynamite: KABOOM!
Wes: ...never mind.
Jen: Wes! Are you okay?
Wes: Jen? Why are your panties all...
Jen: Later.
Director: What's going on here? Is she your girlfriend or something?
Jen: His girlfriend...FROM THE FUTURE!
Wes: Why did you move the pad? You almost killed me!
Director: Don't you know the name of this film? *Looks down at script* "Manos: 'Hands of Fate' 2: Torgo's Boogaloo"? *scratches out name and holds it to Rangers*
Wes: "Manos: 'Hands of Fate' 2"?
Director: NO! THE END OF THE RANGERS! *Changes into a monster*
Wes: GASP! It's Michael Bay!
Director: Wrong form. *Changes into Cinecon*
Jen: Frankie, you're...
Frankie-Cyclobot: The size of a freakin' condo!
Cinecon: Okay, cue the Samurai scene!
-----------------------------------------------------
*Samurai Movie*
Lucas: What's going on?
Cinecon: You are starring in my movie now!
Ninjas: Rooku! It is he! The Gureen Shamurai Renjaa!
Lucas: I'm the who again?
------------------------------------------------------
*Musical*
Katie: Where am I?
Random Singing Guy: Mirai ga kuzure Jikuu wo koete
Hikari oinuku Itsutsu no kaze ga
Ima, kono sora e, Yobuno wa
Katie: *joining in* Yuuki to Ai to Kibou
Sore ga oretachi no 3D Foomeeshion
Katie and Random Singing Guy: Okkee Ikuze
Arufa, Beeta, Jetto, Ganma
Eien me gake
Kase ne atta Taimu Robo
Mugendai no kabe wo kuzuse!
--------------------------------------------------------
*Some Kung-Fu Movie*
Gong: BANG!
Jen: Wait, I thought this was a Kung-Fu Movie...not the Gong Show.
Sage: That just sound effect. In order to earn scroll, you must defeat five warriors.
Warrior 1: Ninjareddo!
Warrior 2: Ninjawaito!
Warrior 3: Ninjabruu!
Warrior 4: Ninjaierro!
Warrior 5: Ninjablack!
Jen: Bring it. Up Up Left Left Right Down Punch!
Sage: She play a lot of Street Fighter. I can tell.
----------------------------------------------------------------------
*Silver Hills*
Circuit: Eric, we've got trouble.
Eric: Them again? Has Jen had another...
Circuit: Well, yes...but that's not what I was here to tell you. They've vanished entirely from this dimension and been digitally inserted into B-movies!
Eric: There's only one person who would do that!
George Lucas: ME! Wait, wrong form again. *Changes into Cinecon*
Cinecon: There. Now, I know you want to be in a movie, but you'll have to audition first! That's why I've put together the most evil panel you'll ever face!
*The American Idol judges appear*
Cyclobots: ATTACK!
Eric: HYAH! Now I'll go after you, George Lucas.
Randy Jackson: You da man now, dog!
Paula Abdul: Hee...you're awesome! Just, awesome, and you really put yourself into fighting those...hee...Krybots.
Simon Cowell: It was dreadful. Honestly, I could've gotten the same results if we stuck a Chrono Saber up your arse and put NASCAR in your waffle.
Eric: Wha?
------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Jungle Movie*
Eric: Wait just a second...the long hair, the loincloth, the morpher...oh, God no...I've become COLE!
Monkey: Hey, you think it's easy to be Cole? He's an insult to chimps, he is!
Eric: Ape named Ape, you're my only friend...
Tribal Guys: WAAAAAGGGGHHH! (Look, it's Cole!)
Eric: RUN AWAY!
------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Ransik's Base*
Nadira: DADDY! I'm not getting what I want!
Ransik: You mean that all that pink hair dye I buy you isn't enough?
Nadira: NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! I want to be famous!
Ransik: With those acting skills? You're at least B-movie level.
Nadira: Isn't that what Michael Bay is doing?
Ransik: Who?
Nadira: George Lucas?
Ransik: What?
Nadira: Cinecon?
Ransik: Oh, him. Sure. We'll put you in his movie.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
*The Set*
Ransik: Hello...Mel Gibson?
Mel Gibson: Wrong form, d'oh! *Changes into Cinecon*
Cinecon: What do you want?
Ransik: Can you put Nadira in a movie?
Cinecon: What do you think this is, a kid's show? Oh...wait...it is. I'll put her in.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*Western Movie*
Trip: Where are we?
Wes: I think we're in a Western movie. Come on, there's always people at the saloon.
*To the Saloon! YEE-HAW!*
Trip: They all are wearing black hats. Doesn't that make them the bad guys?
Abraham: It sure as hell don't.
Miss Alicia: Who in Sam Hill are you two?
William: They appear to be two other Ranger-like beings...
Rocko: Well, they ain't...ooh, Pachinko!
------------------------------------------------------------------
*Backstage*
Cinecon: Nadira, you're wanted on the set!
Nadira: Isn't this already the set of a...
Cinecon: Don't question me! I'm scary and I have sharp teeth...and a good lawyer.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
*Western Movie*
Nadira: TOMMMYYYY!!
The White Stranger: Oh...me, no...that gal's hair is...PINK!
Random Guy: 'Scuse me, do you know her?
The White Stranger: No, but I'd sure like to!
Trip: I think he's talking to us.
Wes: Who's The White Stranger?
The White Stranger: You can call me Jeebus.
Nadira: 500 bucks to whoever can get me away from that White Stranger guy!
Other Random Guy: What about those two?
Nadira: Oh, them...you can beat them up for kicks.
*A barfight! This includes Rocko's pachinko machine being chucked into the fight, much to his chagrin*
Trip: WHEE!!
*Trip exits from Movie World*
Trip: Circuit, where are you?
Circuit: Here. What's the problem?
Trip: Some guys are beating us up for fun...oh, and Tommy's looking for someone in pink again.
Circuit: How's that news?
-----------------------------------------------------
*Samurai Movie*
Girl: *Speaks Japanese*
Lucas: *Reads subtitles* HELP? What does...oh, yeah. HYAH!
Girl: *Speaks Japanese*
Lucas: *Reads subtitles* You're really...good. Does that thing turn...turn into a...into a...baseball bat? NO! I am not the Green Samurai Ranger!!
Girl: Bruu Shamurai Renjaa?
Lucas: >_>
<_<
NO!
---------------------------------------------------------
*Musical*
Random Guy: Taimurenjaa, brightening hope
Mukidashi no sono daichi ni
Hotobashiru hikari wo hanatsu yo ni
Katie: Where's Tommy?
Random Guy: Wait...I thought you were Katie!
Katie: But I'M Katie!
Random Guy: I'm confused now. So I'll SING about it!
------------------------------------------------------
*Kung-Fu*
Jen: Left Left Down Down Kick Punch Up!
------------------------------------------------
*The Set of Wild Force*
Eric: You've trapped me in a cage! Get your hands off of me, you damn dirty apes!
Monkey: Eric, as your only friend in this dimension, I rather take offense to that.
----------------------------------------------------------------
*The Set*
Wes: WHEEE!!!
People: B-ZAP! *Change into Cyclobots*
Nadira: This is the end of the trail for you, pardner...
Movie Narrator: Will Eric be able to regain Monkey's trust? Will Random Singing Guy figure out which Katie is which? Is Lucas the Bruu Shamurai Renjaa, and is the girl he saved really his mom, who's coming onto him? Will Jen be able to defeat the final boss and break the record high score? Oh, and something involving Trip and Wes. Find out when "MOVIE MADNESS: THE FIVER!" is continued next time...AT LUDICROUS SPEED!