y3k
09-03-2005, 12:42 PM
PR: Fiverations
Episode 2x18 “White Light pt.2”
Prophet of d00m: y3k
Special Thanks: All the voices in my head ^_^
Special Note: LISA AND KATIE, I SHALL MAKE YOU WEEP!
*Hidden room in Command Center that is probably the Power Chamber*
Zordon: Alpha, do something technobabaly…
Alpha: Right, Zordon…
Billy (from above): This is…wow….imagine all the merchandise that can come out of it…A new ranger! I’ve gotta spoil the surprise for the others…er….tell the others!
*Evil Palace of Zeddness*
Zedd: My Scarlet Sentinel is magnificent! And I love gloating about how awesome I am!
Goldar: The rangers have retreated! Although….this IS a two parter. We’re not out of the woods just yet.
Zedd: Bah! Without Zordon their powers are inadequate! But they’ll be back…and then…we shall….er…what is the one thing…
Goldar: “Crush them”, my lord?
Zedd: Yes….that…..Now…don’t just stand there….DO SOMETHING!
*Billy’s Lab (Microsoft Window’s users will be shot on site)*
Billy: After re-examining the disk—
Zack: Mr. Hammer?
Billy: Cousin Buzz-saw
Zack: Ah.
Billy: Anyway, just by pure bullshit, I managed to unlock a hidden door of light.
Trini: The one from “Alpha’s Magical Christmas”!?
Billy *nodding*: We now know what Zordon did with those children’s souls. He’s making a new ranger.
Jason: Wait wait, that doesn’t make any sense. Alpha’s Magical Christmas is out of continuity—
*Billy gives him a demonic look. Jason shuts up*
Kim: *ahem* Who is it, do you know?
Trini: Where exactly are they?
Kim: Could you be wrong?
Billy: Listen, I’m sure. I had to endure Zordon’s maniacal laughter.
Jason: That explains why the Command Center was basically shut down…
Billy: HEY! Mr. Obviousness is MY joke!
Jason: It ain’t pt.1 anymore! SO THERE!
Kim: How come Tommy couldn’t have gotten these powers? I mean, he’s already one of us!
*The others all look at Kim, dumbfounded*
Zack: Man…she’s like blond in the brain.
Billy: Well, we knew that already.
*Haim Saban quietly coughs behind the rangers. They turn around, and he points to the script*
Billy: Er…I mean…I’m sure Zordon has his reasons.
*Power Ch---er…Secret Room*
Zordon: Are you ready to proceed to the final level, Alpha?
Alpha: The monkey boss of the 9th dimention shall be defeated!
Zordon: …
*This Bulk and Skull scene has been cut, due to people complaining and….aw…fuck it. I’ll show it anyway, just to fuck with you*
Bulk: We’ve used every tool in the workshop. We can’t get it open.
Skull: Not every tool *pulls down pants*
*Haim Saban points to the script off camera. He’s being held at gunpoint by soccer moms*
Skull *pulling up pants*: Why don’t we pay Ernie a visit? I’ve got an idea that just might *existence unravels around Bulk and reality distorts itself as Skull gets an idea*
*Command Center*
Alpha: There, everything is normal again. Everything is ready, Zordon, and its time to summon the rangers!
*Billy’s Lab*
*Communicators beep*
Zack: Zordon and Alpha must be finished.
*Billy glares at Zack because of the obviousness*
Jason: Zordon
Zordon: Rangers, please teleport to the Command Center.
Billy: Remember, Alpha and Zordon know what their doing.
Kim *mumbling*: Asskisser
Trini: We shouldn’t question their judgement.
Billy: You know, that reminds me of a funny story about the country named “Germany” back in the 30’s….
*Rangers teleport*
*Command Center (In Soviet Russia, Alpha’s buttons push you!)*
*Rangers teleport in*
Zordon: Finally, it’s about friggin time! There’s been a serious lack of Jeebus jokes so far. You are about to meet the *newest* member of your team. As you know, the Green Ranger’s powers where decimated by the lack of Zyu2 footage. Alpha and I felt it was time to pull an even more powerful ranger out of our proverbial asses. To that end, a candidate was selected, and a *new* ranger was born. And now my friends, I present to you….GOD
*A powerful white light (Hey, I used the episode name in the fiver, isn’t that cool or what?) baths the Command Center*
Trini: Somehow I don’t think the Jeebus jokes today will be all that subtle…
*A figure slowly descends from above though the pillar of white light*
White Ranger: I AM GOD. WORSHIP ME, DAMNIT!
*Billy falls on his knees, crying* OH GOD, it’s the 2nd coming! I knew I should have spent more time worshiping God, and not my computer! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
White Ranger: You are forgiven, my child…the pink bitch can stay too.
Zack: Man, how wack is that? First they make me, a black dude, the black ranger. The friggin black ranger. Now they got a white ranger, more powerful then me! This is so wrong! BLACK POWER! OPPRESSION OF MY PEOPLE! OPPRESSION!
*White ranger takes out a notebook. He crosses off Zack from the team, and adds in “Adam”. Knowing the team needs a token black person, he also crosses out Trini and adds “Aisha”*
Zack:…wait…what are you writing in there?
Zordon: God…it is time to reveal your identity
*White Ranger removes the helmet rather climacticly…Kimberly faints…and ooh, Commercial break. Ain’t the suspense killing you?*
Tommy: THOU SHALT WORSHIP MY NAME!
*he bypasses the others, and walks over to Kimberly*
Tommy: Hey bitch, time to wake up! OBEY YOUR GOD!
*Kim’s eyes open*
Kim: Tommy…is it really you?
Zordon: So Power Rangers, I assume you are happy with the new leader of the Power Team?
Jason: This is gre…wait…what the fuck? I’m leader!
Zordon: Not anymore.
*Tommy crosses off Jason on the list, and adds in “Rocky”*
Kim: But Zordon, I thought Tommy had lost his powers for good!
Alpha: Not Tommy, the inferior green ranger powers where! Stupid flimsy American shield…
Zordon: This time, Tommy’s powers have been created by the light of good, and can never be taken away by the forces of evil. That is, until next season.
Alpha: The new ranger will control the White Tigerzord.
Tommy: I want an Angel Zord.
Alpha: …We don’t have an Angel Zord…
Tommy: Then fucking make one. Staple the Falconzord to the back, I don’t care! JUST DO IT!
Alpha: Erm…right. Anyway, you will carry an enchanted saber known as Saba. Saba will help you in battle, as well as control the new erm… “Angel” Zord.
Zordon: Extend your hand, white ranger, and accept all that has been given.
*Tommy does, so, and gets Saba*
All: AWWW MAAAAN!
Zordon: You are now the leader of the power rangers! Even though you’ve managed to lose your powers twice, and was always a loner….oh well. I expect lots of character assassination for the remainder of the season.
*Another pointless Bulk and Skull scene*
William Shatner: Prepare…to learn…the secrets of…the….POWER RANGERS!
*Bulk and Skull use a giant can opener on the dumpster*
*Command Center*
*Alarms are going off*
Zordon: Nimrod, the Scarlet Sentinal, is attacking the industrial center.
Jason: Zordon, our Zords have been damaged—
Zordon: AGAIN?! Jason…we just gave you these new Thunderzords…
Jason: >_>
Zordon: *sigh* Fine.
Alpha: Bulk and Skull are just about to open Rita’s Dumpster!
Others: What?!
Tommy: God will not allow this to happen. Billy, Trini, go repair the Zords. Jason, Kimberly, Zack, go stop Bulk and Skull. I shall destroy Nimrod.
Zordon: Tommy…maybe I should have—
Tommy: I AM GOD! IT’S MORPHIN TIME!
*Morph Sequence!*
*Not!Sunny Happy Park where most US battles take place*
Kim: Great, Zedd must be looking for Rita too… *the three go off and attack the Putties*
*Rock Quarry of Sentai Footage*
Tommy: HYIAH! *goes fancy motions*
Saba: Activate the Tigerzord!
Tommy: Tigerzord, powerup!
*Tigerzord, with Falconzord strapped to the back, activates*
Tommy (acting like a 12 year old): ALL RIGHT! IT WORKS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Tigerzord crashes*
*Saba snickers*
Tommy: I thought you knew what you where doing!
Saba: I do!
Tommy: Sure could have fooled me!
Saba: Hey, you’ve been doing Zord summonings before, why don’t YOU do it?!
Tommy: Ok, FINE!
*Tigerzord arrives*
Saba: ….fuck you.
*Warehouse battle*
*Zack takes out several putties. As does Kim…and Jason…****
*Zord battle*
*Tommy jumps ontop of the Zord*
Tommy: Ok Saba, lets let bygones be--
Saba: My wang is bigger then yours.
Tommy: ….excuse me?
Saba: It’s about 10 times longer then yours, and is razor sharp. And it takes up 75% of my body mass.
Tommy: So? I can make wind go up girl's skirts.
Saba: ...fuck you.
*Tommy heads inside the cockpit*
*Tigerzord transforms to warrior mode*
*Battle between Nimrod and Tigerzord begins*
Weapons: CLANG! BASH! SLASH!
Tommy: Saba, I want this Zord to follow my every move!
*Tigerzord begins riverdancing*
Saba: That was most impressive.
Tommy: Thanks, now lets wrap this guy up!
*Putty battle*
Jason (in weird voice): You wanna fight! You got it! *he begins kicking Putty ass…as usual*
*Kimberly does the same*
*Jason kicks a demon flying cardboard box*
*Zord battle*
Tommy: Time to fight fire with fire!
*Tigerzord spews out several fireballs*
Tommy: You can’t beat Jeebus!
Nimrod: We’ll see about that, white ranger! Don’t be so sure of yourself, history might repeat itself!
*Nimrod summons giant Augustus Caesar and Hitler*
Tommy: …What happened to AC and DC?
Nimrod: The fiver dude writing this was told to make jokes about AC and DC he didn’t know about.
*Caesar and Hitler charge, slicing though Tigerzord*
Nimrod: BLAST EM!
*all three monsters fire energy at Tigerzord. Tommy falls out of the cockpit*
Saba: You know what’s terribly funny? Your supposedly Jeebus, but your Zord got its ass kicked in its debut episode.
Ball of Omeganess: Eh…its not SO bad. I mean, the worst that could happen is that you end up like me.
Tommy: OH MY….me? Is that how I do it? >_>
*Command Center*
Ayi-yi-yi-yi! Tommy’s in trouble!
Zordon: *sigh* Time to pull another Megazord combo out of my ass…
*Warehouse battle*
Jason: Lets show em the power of Thunder!
*Red Dragon appears, and shifts into warrior mode*
Tommy: I need White Tiger Thunder power!
*Tigerzord gets back on his feet and Red Dragon rides it*
Jason: Weeeeee! :)
Tommy: Fine, Jason. But I get to ride the Dragon next week.
Saba: You know…there are so many bad jokes I could make about this…
Nimrod: Back for more? *is attacked by Red Dragon*
Tommy: Time to turn the heat up a little, disengage!
Saba: You are aware that you just contradicted yourself, don’t you?
*Tommy enters the cockpit as Red Dragon flies off*
*The other 4 Thunderzords appear, and combine with the Tigerzord, forming the Uber-Mega-Super-Ultra-Tigerzord Deluxe. Super-de-duper!*
Nimrod: Get them! *all three monsters start blasting away, which the new Megazord just walks though*
Nimrod: God damn debut episodes! Don’t hide behind me, GET JEEBUS YOU FOOLS!
*Caesar and Hitler attack, but get pushed back into Nimrod*
Nimrod: Can’t you do ANYTHING right?
*Tigerzord fires its Firebird finisher*
Nimrod: DAMN YOU JEEBUS!
*Hitler and Caesar vanish, and Nimrod explodes*
*Bulk and skull scene*
*Both of them collapse from exhaustion*
Bulk: Face it Skull, we are never gonna get that thing open.
*Rita walks out*
Skull: Look at this place! My father’s gonna kill me!
Rita: Ahh, after 10,000 minutes, I’m free! Time to conquer this garage!
*Bulk and Skull see Rita*
Rita: What are you two looking at?
*Bulk and Skull faint*
Kim: You-hoo, Rita
Rita: OH NO! NOT YOU AGAIN!
Tommy: Afraid so, Rita. Your not due for release until “The Wedding” spoof
Zack: Was that a subtle plug?
Tommy: JEEBUS ORDERS YOU BACK INTO THE DUMPSTER!
*Zack tosses her back in*
*Later, same location*
Kim: Bulky…wake up. We heard you screaming.
Bulk; What happened?
Trini: Why don’t you tell us what happened.
Bulk: Um…don’t look behind us…there’s a little fake looking special effect…
Trini: …Where?
*Bulk and Skull look behind them*
Bulk: It’s gone…
Skull: Where did the little creature get too?
*Fuck it, next scene. No more jokes where in that last scene*
*And I just remembered…that was where they threw Rita’s dumpster into space. Fuck unfunny pivotal plot points. NEXT SCENE*
*Youth Center*
Tommy: Wow…you guys are the best.
Jason; Ya, well I think that your surprise was more of a surprise then…our surprise.
Tommy: Speaking of suprises…I got some people you need too meet. *he snaps his fingers*
*Rocky, Adam, and Aisha walk in*
Tommy: Jason, Zack, Trini. Meet your replacements. I don’t need non-belivers on my team.
Rocky: Cool…so I get to be leader!
*Tommy snaps his fingers again a 2nd time, and Justin walks in*
Tommy: Any other questions?
*Bulk and Skull walk in, and are promptly hit by a cake*
Bulk: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Skull: I thought that joke was done with last fiver…
*Tommy gains a halo at ludicrous speeds*
Episode 2x18 “White Light pt.2”
Prophet of d00m: y3k
Special Thanks: All the voices in my head ^_^
Special Note: LISA AND KATIE, I SHALL MAKE YOU WEEP!
*Hidden room in Command Center that is probably the Power Chamber*
Zordon: Alpha, do something technobabaly…
Alpha: Right, Zordon…
Billy (from above): This is…wow….imagine all the merchandise that can come out of it…A new ranger! I’ve gotta spoil the surprise for the others…er….tell the others!
*Evil Palace of Zeddness*
Zedd: My Scarlet Sentinel is magnificent! And I love gloating about how awesome I am!
Goldar: The rangers have retreated! Although….this IS a two parter. We’re not out of the woods just yet.
Zedd: Bah! Without Zordon their powers are inadequate! But they’ll be back…and then…we shall….er…what is the one thing…
Goldar: “Crush them”, my lord?
Zedd: Yes….that…..Now…don’t just stand there….DO SOMETHING!
*Billy’s Lab (Microsoft Window’s users will be shot on site)*
Billy: After re-examining the disk—
Zack: Mr. Hammer?
Billy: Cousin Buzz-saw
Zack: Ah.
Billy: Anyway, just by pure bullshit, I managed to unlock a hidden door of light.
Trini: The one from “Alpha’s Magical Christmas”!?
Billy *nodding*: We now know what Zordon did with those children’s souls. He’s making a new ranger.
Jason: Wait wait, that doesn’t make any sense. Alpha’s Magical Christmas is out of continuity—
*Billy gives him a demonic look. Jason shuts up*
Kim: *ahem* Who is it, do you know?
Trini: Where exactly are they?
Kim: Could you be wrong?
Billy: Listen, I’m sure. I had to endure Zordon’s maniacal laughter.
Jason: That explains why the Command Center was basically shut down…
Billy: HEY! Mr. Obviousness is MY joke!
Jason: It ain’t pt.1 anymore! SO THERE!
Kim: How come Tommy couldn’t have gotten these powers? I mean, he’s already one of us!
*The others all look at Kim, dumbfounded*
Zack: Man…she’s like blond in the brain.
Billy: Well, we knew that already.
*Haim Saban quietly coughs behind the rangers. They turn around, and he points to the script*
Billy: Er…I mean…I’m sure Zordon has his reasons.
*Power Ch---er…Secret Room*
Zordon: Are you ready to proceed to the final level, Alpha?
Alpha: The monkey boss of the 9th dimention shall be defeated!
Zordon: …
*This Bulk and Skull scene has been cut, due to people complaining and….aw…fuck it. I’ll show it anyway, just to fuck with you*
Bulk: We’ve used every tool in the workshop. We can’t get it open.
Skull: Not every tool *pulls down pants*
*Haim Saban points to the script off camera. He’s being held at gunpoint by soccer moms*
Skull *pulling up pants*: Why don’t we pay Ernie a visit? I’ve got an idea that just might *existence unravels around Bulk and reality distorts itself as Skull gets an idea*
*Command Center*
Alpha: There, everything is normal again. Everything is ready, Zordon, and its time to summon the rangers!
*Billy’s Lab*
*Communicators beep*
Zack: Zordon and Alpha must be finished.
*Billy glares at Zack because of the obviousness*
Jason: Zordon
Zordon: Rangers, please teleport to the Command Center.
Billy: Remember, Alpha and Zordon know what their doing.
Kim *mumbling*: Asskisser
Trini: We shouldn’t question their judgement.
Billy: You know, that reminds me of a funny story about the country named “Germany” back in the 30’s….
*Rangers teleport*
*Command Center (In Soviet Russia, Alpha’s buttons push you!)*
*Rangers teleport in*
Zordon: Finally, it’s about friggin time! There’s been a serious lack of Jeebus jokes so far. You are about to meet the *newest* member of your team. As you know, the Green Ranger’s powers where decimated by the lack of Zyu2 footage. Alpha and I felt it was time to pull an even more powerful ranger out of our proverbial asses. To that end, a candidate was selected, and a *new* ranger was born. And now my friends, I present to you….GOD
*A powerful white light (Hey, I used the episode name in the fiver, isn’t that cool or what?) baths the Command Center*
Trini: Somehow I don’t think the Jeebus jokes today will be all that subtle…
*A figure slowly descends from above though the pillar of white light*
White Ranger: I AM GOD. WORSHIP ME, DAMNIT!
*Billy falls on his knees, crying* OH GOD, it’s the 2nd coming! I knew I should have spent more time worshiping God, and not my computer! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
White Ranger: You are forgiven, my child…the pink bitch can stay too.
Zack: Man, how wack is that? First they make me, a black dude, the black ranger. The friggin black ranger. Now they got a white ranger, more powerful then me! This is so wrong! BLACK POWER! OPPRESSION OF MY PEOPLE! OPPRESSION!
*White ranger takes out a notebook. He crosses off Zack from the team, and adds in “Adam”. Knowing the team needs a token black person, he also crosses out Trini and adds “Aisha”*
Zack:…wait…what are you writing in there?
Zordon: God…it is time to reveal your identity
*White Ranger removes the helmet rather climacticly…Kimberly faints…and ooh, Commercial break. Ain’t the suspense killing you?*
Tommy: THOU SHALT WORSHIP MY NAME!
*he bypasses the others, and walks over to Kimberly*
Tommy: Hey bitch, time to wake up! OBEY YOUR GOD!
*Kim’s eyes open*
Kim: Tommy…is it really you?
Zordon: So Power Rangers, I assume you are happy with the new leader of the Power Team?
Jason: This is gre…wait…what the fuck? I’m leader!
Zordon: Not anymore.
*Tommy crosses off Jason on the list, and adds in “Rocky”*
Kim: But Zordon, I thought Tommy had lost his powers for good!
Alpha: Not Tommy, the inferior green ranger powers where! Stupid flimsy American shield…
Zordon: This time, Tommy’s powers have been created by the light of good, and can never be taken away by the forces of evil. That is, until next season.
Alpha: The new ranger will control the White Tigerzord.
Tommy: I want an Angel Zord.
Alpha: …We don’t have an Angel Zord…
Tommy: Then fucking make one. Staple the Falconzord to the back, I don’t care! JUST DO IT!
Alpha: Erm…right. Anyway, you will carry an enchanted saber known as Saba. Saba will help you in battle, as well as control the new erm… “Angel” Zord.
Zordon: Extend your hand, white ranger, and accept all that has been given.
*Tommy does, so, and gets Saba*
All: AWWW MAAAAN!
Zordon: You are now the leader of the power rangers! Even though you’ve managed to lose your powers twice, and was always a loner….oh well. I expect lots of character assassination for the remainder of the season.
*Another pointless Bulk and Skull scene*
William Shatner: Prepare…to learn…the secrets of…the….POWER RANGERS!
*Bulk and Skull use a giant can opener on the dumpster*
*Command Center*
*Alarms are going off*
Zordon: Nimrod, the Scarlet Sentinal, is attacking the industrial center.
Jason: Zordon, our Zords have been damaged—
Zordon: AGAIN?! Jason…we just gave you these new Thunderzords…
Jason: >_>
Zordon: *sigh* Fine.
Alpha: Bulk and Skull are just about to open Rita’s Dumpster!
Others: What?!
Tommy: God will not allow this to happen. Billy, Trini, go repair the Zords. Jason, Kimberly, Zack, go stop Bulk and Skull. I shall destroy Nimrod.
Zordon: Tommy…maybe I should have—
Tommy: I AM GOD! IT’S MORPHIN TIME!
*Morph Sequence!*
*Not!Sunny Happy Park where most US battles take place*
Kim: Great, Zedd must be looking for Rita too… *the three go off and attack the Putties*
*Rock Quarry of Sentai Footage*
Tommy: HYIAH! *goes fancy motions*
Saba: Activate the Tigerzord!
Tommy: Tigerzord, powerup!
*Tigerzord, with Falconzord strapped to the back, activates*
Tommy (acting like a 12 year old): ALL RIGHT! IT WORKS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Tigerzord crashes*
*Saba snickers*
Tommy: I thought you knew what you where doing!
Saba: I do!
Tommy: Sure could have fooled me!
Saba: Hey, you’ve been doing Zord summonings before, why don’t YOU do it?!
Tommy: Ok, FINE!
*Tigerzord arrives*
Saba: ….fuck you.
*Warehouse battle*
*Zack takes out several putties. As does Kim…and Jason…****
*Zord battle*
*Tommy jumps ontop of the Zord*
Tommy: Ok Saba, lets let bygones be--
Saba: My wang is bigger then yours.
Tommy: ….excuse me?
Saba: It’s about 10 times longer then yours, and is razor sharp. And it takes up 75% of my body mass.
Tommy: So? I can make wind go up girl's skirts.
Saba: ...fuck you.
*Tommy heads inside the cockpit*
*Tigerzord transforms to warrior mode*
*Battle between Nimrod and Tigerzord begins*
Weapons: CLANG! BASH! SLASH!
Tommy: Saba, I want this Zord to follow my every move!
*Tigerzord begins riverdancing*
Saba: That was most impressive.
Tommy: Thanks, now lets wrap this guy up!
*Putty battle*
Jason (in weird voice): You wanna fight! You got it! *he begins kicking Putty ass…as usual*
*Kimberly does the same*
*Jason kicks a demon flying cardboard box*
*Zord battle*
Tommy: Time to fight fire with fire!
*Tigerzord spews out several fireballs*
Tommy: You can’t beat Jeebus!
Nimrod: We’ll see about that, white ranger! Don’t be so sure of yourself, history might repeat itself!
*Nimrod summons giant Augustus Caesar and Hitler*
Tommy: …What happened to AC and DC?
Nimrod: The fiver dude writing this was told to make jokes about AC and DC he didn’t know about.
*Caesar and Hitler charge, slicing though Tigerzord*
Nimrod: BLAST EM!
*all three monsters fire energy at Tigerzord. Tommy falls out of the cockpit*
Saba: You know what’s terribly funny? Your supposedly Jeebus, but your Zord got its ass kicked in its debut episode.
Ball of Omeganess: Eh…its not SO bad. I mean, the worst that could happen is that you end up like me.
Tommy: OH MY….me? Is that how I do it? >_>
*Command Center*
Ayi-yi-yi-yi! Tommy’s in trouble!
Zordon: *sigh* Time to pull another Megazord combo out of my ass…
*Warehouse battle*
Jason: Lets show em the power of Thunder!
*Red Dragon appears, and shifts into warrior mode*
Tommy: I need White Tiger Thunder power!
*Tigerzord gets back on his feet and Red Dragon rides it*
Jason: Weeeeee! :)
Tommy: Fine, Jason. But I get to ride the Dragon next week.
Saba: You know…there are so many bad jokes I could make about this…
Nimrod: Back for more? *is attacked by Red Dragon*
Tommy: Time to turn the heat up a little, disengage!
Saba: You are aware that you just contradicted yourself, don’t you?
*Tommy enters the cockpit as Red Dragon flies off*
*The other 4 Thunderzords appear, and combine with the Tigerzord, forming the Uber-Mega-Super-Ultra-Tigerzord Deluxe. Super-de-duper!*
Nimrod: Get them! *all three monsters start blasting away, which the new Megazord just walks though*
Nimrod: God damn debut episodes! Don’t hide behind me, GET JEEBUS YOU FOOLS!
*Caesar and Hitler attack, but get pushed back into Nimrod*
Nimrod: Can’t you do ANYTHING right?
*Tigerzord fires its Firebird finisher*
Nimrod: DAMN YOU JEEBUS!
*Hitler and Caesar vanish, and Nimrod explodes*
*Bulk and skull scene*
*Both of them collapse from exhaustion*
Bulk: Face it Skull, we are never gonna get that thing open.
*Rita walks out*
Skull: Look at this place! My father’s gonna kill me!
Rita: Ahh, after 10,000 minutes, I’m free! Time to conquer this garage!
*Bulk and Skull see Rita*
Rita: What are you two looking at?
*Bulk and Skull faint*
Kim: You-hoo, Rita
Rita: OH NO! NOT YOU AGAIN!
Tommy: Afraid so, Rita. Your not due for release until “The Wedding” spoof
Zack: Was that a subtle plug?
Tommy: JEEBUS ORDERS YOU BACK INTO THE DUMPSTER!
*Zack tosses her back in*
*Later, same location*
Kim: Bulky…wake up. We heard you screaming.
Bulk; What happened?
Trini: Why don’t you tell us what happened.
Bulk: Um…don’t look behind us…there’s a little fake looking special effect…
Trini: …Where?
*Bulk and Skull look behind them*
Bulk: It’s gone…
Skull: Where did the little creature get too?
*Fuck it, next scene. No more jokes where in that last scene*
*And I just remembered…that was where they threw Rita’s dumpster into space. Fuck unfunny pivotal plot points. NEXT SCENE*
*Youth Center*
Tommy: Wow…you guys are the best.
Jason; Ya, well I think that your surprise was more of a surprise then…our surprise.
Tommy: Speaking of suprises…I got some people you need too meet. *he snaps his fingers*
*Rocky, Adam, and Aisha walk in*
Tommy: Jason, Zack, Trini. Meet your replacements. I don’t need non-belivers on my team.
Rocky: Cool…so I get to be leader!
*Tommy snaps his fingers again a 2nd time, and Justin walks in*
Tommy: Any other questions?
*Bulk and Skull walk in, and are promptly hit by a cake*
Bulk: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Skull: I thought that joke was done with last fiver…
*Tommy gains a halo at ludicrous speeds*