GreenNinja
09-03-2005, 08:00 AM
Power Rangers SPD
Episode 13x28 - "Robotpalooza"
Chief Manager of Stock Footage: GreenNinja
Special Thanks: Ogre's Cave for the encode, obsidian179, ZeoMew2Too, y3k, Impy, Black Joker, my fans
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*The Ever-so-Present Abandoned Warehouse District*
Ginekka: Why does he want to meet us here? Wait...monster...Abandoned Warehouse District...he's going to kill us! RUN!
Broodwing: Shut your articulated mouth, you imported pile of rubber!
Chiaggo: What's with the can on your head? Is that to drown out the sounds of annoying monsters such as us?
Broodwing: Sometimes I use it to hold booze, but that's not important.
Delapoo: Aren't you the guy who gets ticked off about his money? You'll fit in just fine with us!
Broodwing: Especially considering I helped you off-screen just to establish a plot for this episode. Now, do you know who I want you to defeat with your armies that I manged to pull out of my rear?
Delapoo: Batman?
Chiaggo: World hunger?
Ginekka: Ooh, ooh, I know! SPD, right?
Broodwing: For getting it right, I won't kill you. That job will be left to SPD.
---------------------------------------------------------
*Gruumm's Ship - Psychologically Wrong Woman/Demented Skeleton Onboard*
*Morgana is playing with her dolls and having a tea party. Really. It's kinda disturbing.*
Morgana: La la la la la, I want to be a little girl again.
Gruumm: That still makes no freakin' sense to me whatsoever! In fact, nothing does! I haven't slept in months! I've been forced to switch my job from Saturday to Sunday to Monday to Friday to Jeebus-knows-what all thanks to that stupid Disney! How do you think it is being me? Would you like to have this job?
Morgana: What episode was Friday again?
Gruumm: Reflection, you know, the one with the Silence of the Lambs take-off and the introduction of that stupid Battle Thong.
Morgana: I think that thong would look good on me...I mean, you, your evilness.
Gruumm: I do not wish to have my choice of underpants discussed, for I do not wear them! Instead, I wish for you to make me a monster that only Japan has seen before!
*Morgana draws a monster as Mora did back when the dinosaurs were alive. Yes, it feels like it's been since MMPR Season 1 that we saw a monster drawn*
Purple Goopy Thing: Floating, floating, la la la!
Gruumm: You drew us our own Ball of Omeganess?!
Morgana: Good point. Japan hasn't seen one of those. They actually had a human. Tetsu, I think his name was...
Gruumm: We'll use that thing anyway! There's footage constraints!
--------------------------------------------------------
*(Dream) Streets of New Tech*
Trio of Evil Zords: Fear us, walking in slow motion and blowing things up!
Delta Max: You're under a...why is the footage so washed out?
Evil Zord 1: TRANSFORM! *Changes into a jet* LASERS!
Delta Max: OUCH!
Bridge: Stitled dialouge delivery...clip show...what does it all mean?
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*SPD HQ*
Z: Good morning. No, it's not buttery.
Bridge: The toast commands me...anyway, do I participate in Sentai footage?
Jack: All the time.
Bridge: I mean washed-out Sentai footage where we actually lose a fight.
Z: "Messenger."
Bridge: Recently.
Jack: This makes about as much sense as one of those smashed-together episodes from Sentai footage.
Kat: Rangers, please report to another episode.
Bridge: Buttery. *Takes toast*
----------------------------------------------------------------
*A Completely Different Episode*
Goopy Thing: How can Gruumm expect me to battle this robot when I'm in the can?
*Down on the ground*
Bridge: Although we really should've arrived WITH the Zords, we'll need them...y'know, with this being a giant robot and all.
Kat: Delta and Omega are on their way.
Sam: JUMP! There's hardly any talking for the next few minutes, so we're going to insert singing here.
Jack: Wait a second, that's not our Zord!
Phantom Ranger: What? Kat said the Delta Megazord was on its way! FORGET YOU! And by the way, I'm not Zeltrax. I'm the Green Samurai Ranger.
Delta Squad Megazord: MEGAZORD?
*Lasers, Delta Squad riding the OmegaMax Cycle...you know the drill*
Bridge: Living here in New Tech,
Fighting rubber freaks with swords
You've got to sell the toys
In the SPD Megazords
OmegaMax Megazord: You judge giant robots!
I judge giant robots!
We judge giant robots!
Giant Robot #1: GAK!
Bridge: I don't think that's the Sentai episode I was dreaming about though...
-----------------------------------------
*Abandoned Warehouse District*
Ginekka: Why couldn't we adapt that episode again?
Broodwing: Disney. Budget cuts. Lost episodes.
--------------------------------------------
*Gruumm's Ship/Babysitting Service*
Gruumm: If you're going to draw me a monster from Japanese footage, at least make it one that wins! Wait...how many of those are there anyway? What the hell, draw me one from a different episode - one that hopefully doesn't lose! Or I will put on my Battle Thong...of Doom!
Morgana: I knew I would've been better off if I left you for Z.
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*SPD HQ*
Bridge: Were we just transported across space and time into a completely different episode? That doesn't make sense to me...
Jack: Bridge, we're mostly played by Japanese stunt people! Except when Disney decides to refilm to protect the kiddies. In fact, we could go into another episode of Dekaranger right now!
Kat: Rangers, your next episode of Dekaranger has appeared in the city. Please displace yourself from reality and enter into it.
*The team Rangers up*
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*City*
Old One-Eye: Don't worry about my character! I'll just be around for a few minutes! ZAP!
Z: This was originally my focus episode, so I'm leading the team...for some reason or another.
DeltaMax Megazord: BY THE POWER OF LORD OLIVER! MEGAZORD!
*A quick fight goes here*
Z: We're just destroying you for fun. I'm not gonna state the charges.
DeltaMax: PUNCH!
Old One-Eye: GAK!
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*Abandoned Warehouse District*
Ginneka: Now?
Broodwing: That's not your episode either. So many plots are being destroyed by Gruumm.
Ginneka: What about your robots?
Broodwing: Holy...!
Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Broodwing: Shut up.
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*Gruumm's Ship*
Gruumm: MORGANA! Draw me a monster! And while you're at it, could you make sure to grease up my motorbike? The thing's been getting a little squeaky, and it's starting to annoy me! I swear, it yaks as much as you do!
Morgana: That hasn't been used since "Dismissed," dimbolt!
Gruumm: You or the motorbike?
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*SPD HQ - The Command Center*
*Bridge is sleeping, the others are lounging around, Cruger and Kat enter*
Cruger: Cadet Carson? Bridge?
Bridge: Five more minutes, Sky...
Jack: You have got to be kidding me.
Sky: He isn't. He says that all the time...
>_>
<_<
Never mind.
Cruger: CADET CARSON! THE BUTTERY TOAST IS CALLING YOU!
Bridge: The toast commands me!
Cruger: Do you think you're supposed to sleep on-set? Do you think working in two different Dekaranger episodes in the same span of 22 minutes is tiring?
Bridge: Two, no. Working in four episodes is, though.
Cruger: What?
Bridge: Yes, four episodes. One of them was nothing but washed-out footage in my dream though. Three robots were rampaging the city and rapping about how good they looked.
Kat: Robots from that exact episode have just decimated Alpha 5.
Cruger: NO! Alpha never stood a chance! He was so young...
Alarm: BLARE!
Kat: Ai-yi-yi-yi! What are you doing here? You've got to accomadate for another episode!
--------------------------------------------
*Some Grassy Area*
Bridge: CRASH! The toast lied to me! It said I could win!
Jack: Zappy Zappy!
Random Monster: I 4m t3h 3\/1L35T! Ph34r me!
Z and Syd: Kick!
Syd: Can someone translate that? I don't speek leet.
*More fighting like we've seen many times before. I'd reccomend you listen to the SPD Theme (Doggie Cruger, Yo! Remix) for this spot in order to make it more interesting*
Monster: GIANT ROBOT!
Syd: Kat, we need the...
Kat: What do you think I am, some sort of pussy? Of course I'm sending you the Runners!
DeltaMax: PUNCH!
Syd: Judgment Time!
Monster: What did I do?
Syd: Something about merging together Dekaranger episodes that never should've been. Are you Skylar Deleon?
Monster: Who?
DeltaMax: PUNCH!
Monster and Robot: GAK!
---------------------------------------------
*Gruumm's Ship*
Gruumm: YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! I mean, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Morgana: Stupid copyright laws. Who does Vader think he is anyway, the Dark Lord of the Sith?
Vader: Well, actually...
*Kid Anakin appears*
Anakin: Hey guys, I'm the new Dark Lord of the Sith! Is that cool or what?
Gruumm: Kill me now.
-----------------------------------------------
*Abandoned Warehouse District*
Broodwing: *reads* What was that all about?
Ginneka: You mean us being assigned our robots and never using them?
Broodwing: Yeah, that. *Ginneka leaves* You're telling me that KID is Darth Vader? What a gyp!
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*SPD HQ*
Bridge's Mind: OBEY THE TOAST! *Bridge wakes up and leaves*
Sky: Where are you going?
Bridge: Wherever there is butter...
Sky: You're starting to creep me out a little....more than usual.
--------------------------------------------------
*SPD HQ - The Command Center*
Sky: I think Bridge has gone completely off the deep end.
Alpha 6: Yo-yo-yo-yo, that's not good. We'll need to send the whole team!
Kat: What's he doing here?
Cruger: After hearing about Alpha 5, you'd think we'd want the other Alphas to get killed? Also, he needed the money and a good lube job.
Sky: Do you mean....
Cruger: Don't ask.
--------------------------------------------------
*The City*
Chiaggo: Destroying a small, annoying stuttery droid is one thing, but SPD?
Ginneka: They're tired, insane, bad dressers, psychotic, lazy, a dog and a ball of light! We can defeat them EASILY!
Bridge: Which one of those am I? I don't think the dog or ball of light fits, but are my clothes really that...
Delapoo: He's making no sense! RUN AWAY!
Bridge: ...or maybe...oh, yeah, I'm the insane one. *Rangers up*
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*Some Warehouse*
Ginneka: How did you find us?
Bridge: I just found myself in this episode, so I figured, why not go with it? Judgment! Now get out of my dreams...and get into my Zord!
SPD Morpher: RED X...was Robin, but is now someone else. Possibly the Phantom Kelly Formerly Known as Peckstrax.
Ginneka: Nice light effect. *Pushes the Judgment X off screen* So that's who you think Red X is?
Bridge: My theory stands strong! RUSH!
Orangehead: SWORD!
Trio: FLEE!
Grunts: ENTER!
Jack: ZAP!
Bridge: Three criminals from my dreams just raced off. Ball of Light, you catch them.
Sam: My name's Sam.
Bridge: Whatever. Now...random lame dialouge and...SPD SWAT, GO!
Dekaranger Narrator: When the SPD Base recieves the call, it transmits the SWAT Armor and...hey, why I am doing this? Disney was too cheap to hire me. LOSERS!
Bridge: *reading text around him* Who's "Sen-chan"?
Rangers: ZAP!
Grunts: GAK!
Ginneka: To the robots!
Kat: Rangers, the three wanted robots are attacking...entirely unplanned. However, since you're in SWAT Mode, I figured I'd pull something out of my fine feline ass for you. The SWAT Flyers are in the base. You like my presents?
Jack: If "presents" involves you and I...forget it.
SWAT Flyers: LAUNCH!
Ginneka: Don't worry, I've equipped my robot with the sountrack to Conner's Battlizer. That will make them want to crash and burn on the spot!
Conner's Battlizer Music: PLAY!
SWAT Flyers: ZAP!
Jack: Since everything in this episode has been random, how about if we just initiate the Megazord formation for no reason?
Others: RIGHT!
SWAT Megazord: MEGAZORD! GUNS! Oh, yeah, I rock yo!
Chiaggo and Delapoo's Robots: GAK!
Ginneka: That happened too quickly...but what hasn't?
Ginneka's Robot: TRANSFORM!
Mecha: LAUNCH!
Bridge: There are too many sound effects in the past few minutes. So. Little. Talking. Can we exposit now?
SWAT Megazord: KICK!
Z: Something something Magnum Lasers something something...is that good?
Syd: What's a Magnum Laser?
Sky: Whatever it is, it requires our cool finisher! Let's go! GUNS FOREVER!
Jack: The NRA doesn't sponsor us, Sky.
SWAT Megazord: DASH! GUN MODE!
Bridge: Caardo Slash!
SWAT Megazord: ZAP!
Ginneka & Robot: T3h GAK!
-------------------------------------------------
*SPD HQ*
Kat: That was quite a day, sir.
Cruger: What did we do again? Lots of robot fights, but I don't remember much else...
Kat: I mean while the Rangers were out doing the robot fighting.
Cruger: Okay, I'll give you that.
----------------------------------------
*Gruumm's Ship*
Gruumm: BROODWING! Do you get this math? I sent 3 robots, but the Rangers defeated six.
Broodwing: You dreamed three of them. They were nothing but washed out Sentai footage.
Gruumm: Okay, I'll go with that. But I can't help but get this feeling someone is out to get me.
Broodwing: No one is. You're the archvillian of the season.
Gruumm: I am?
Broodwing: Never mind...
*Viewers desperately wait for "Impact" to air at Ludicrous Speed*
Episode 13x28 - "Robotpalooza"
Chief Manager of Stock Footage: GreenNinja
Special Thanks: Ogre's Cave for the encode, obsidian179, ZeoMew2Too, y3k, Impy, Black Joker, my fans
---------------------------------------------
*The Ever-so-Present Abandoned Warehouse District*
Ginekka: Why does he want to meet us here? Wait...monster...Abandoned Warehouse District...he's going to kill us! RUN!
Broodwing: Shut your articulated mouth, you imported pile of rubber!
Chiaggo: What's with the can on your head? Is that to drown out the sounds of annoying monsters such as us?
Broodwing: Sometimes I use it to hold booze, but that's not important.
Delapoo: Aren't you the guy who gets ticked off about his money? You'll fit in just fine with us!
Broodwing: Especially considering I helped you off-screen just to establish a plot for this episode. Now, do you know who I want you to defeat with your armies that I manged to pull out of my rear?
Delapoo: Batman?
Chiaggo: World hunger?
Ginekka: Ooh, ooh, I know! SPD, right?
Broodwing: For getting it right, I won't kill you. That job will be left to SPD.
---------------------------------------------------------
*Gruumm's Ship - Psychologically Wrong Woman/Demented Skeleton Onboard*
*Morgana is playing with her dolls and having a tea party. Really. It's kinda disturbing.*
Morgana: La la la la la, I want to be a little girl again.
Gruumm: That still makes no freakin' sense to me whatsoever! In fact, nothing does! I haven't slept in months! I've been forced to switch my job from Saturday to Sunday to Monday to Friday to Jeebus-knows-what all thanks to that stupid Disney! How do you think it is being me? Would you like to have this job?
Morgana: What episode was Friday again?
Gruumm: Reflection, you know, the one with the Silence of the Lambs take-off and the introduction of that stupid Battle Thong.
Morgana: I think that thong would look good on me...I mean, you, your evilness.
Gruumm: I do not wish to have my choice of underpants discussed, for I do not wear them! Instead, I wish for you to make me a monster that only Japan has seen before!
*Morgana draws a monster as Mora did back when the dinosaurs were alive. Yes, it feels like it's been since MMPR Season 1 that we saw a monster drawn*
Purple Goopy Thing: Floating, floating, la la la!
Gruumm: You drew us our own Ball of Omeganess?!
Morgana: Good point. Japan hasn't seen one of those. They actually had a human. Tetsu, I think his name was...
Gruumm: We'll use that thing anyway! There's footage constraints!
--------------------------------------------------------
*(Dream) Streets of New Tech*
Trio of Evil Zords: Fear us, walking in slow motion and blowing things up!
Delta Max: You're under a...why is the footage so washed out?
Evil Zord 1: TRANSFORM! *Changes into a jet* LASERS!
Delta Max: OUCH!
Bridge: Stitled dialouge delivery...clip show...what does it all mean?
----------------------------------------------------------
*SPD HQ*
Z: Good morning. No, it's not buttery.
Bridge: The toast commands me...anyway, do I participate in Sentai footage?
Jack: All the time.
Bridge: I mean washed-out Sentai footage where we actually lose a fight.
Z: "Messenger."
Bridge: Recently.
Jack: This makes about as much sense as one of those smashed-together episodes from Sentai footage.
Kat: Rangers, please report to another episode.
Bridge: Buttery. *Takes toast*
----------------------------------------------------------------
*A Completely Different Episode*
Goopy Thing: How can Gruumm expect me to battle this robot when I'm in the can?
*Down on the ground*
Bridge: Although we really should've arrived WITH the Zords, we'll need them...y'know, with this being a giant robot and all.
Kat: Delta and Omega are on their way.
Sam: JUMP! There's hardly any talking for the next few minutes, so we're going to insert singing here.
Jack: Wait a second, that's not our Zord!
Phantom Ranger: What? Kat said the Delta Megazord was on its way! FORGET YOU! And by the way, I'm not Zeltrax. I'm the Green Samurai Ranger.
Delta Squad Megazord: MEGAZORD?
*Lasers, Delta Squad riding the OmegaMax Cycle...you know the drill*
Bridge: Living here in New Tech,
Fighting rubber freaks with swords
You've got to sell the toys
In the SPD Megazords
OmegaMax Megazord: You judge giant robots!
I judge giant robots!
We judge giant robots!
Giant Robot #1: GAK!
Bridge: I don't think that's the Sentai episode I was dreaming about though...
-----------------------------------------
*Abandoned Warehouse District*
Ginekka: Why couldn't we adapt that episode again?
Broodwing: Disney. Budget cuts. Lost episodes.
--------------------------------------------
*Gruumm's Ship/Babysitting Service*
Gruumm: If you're going to draw me a monster from Japanese footage, at least make it one that wins! Wait...how many of those are there anyway? What the hell, draw me one from a different episode - one that hopefully doesn't lose! Or I will put on my Battle Thong...of Doom!
Morgana: I knew I would've been better off if I left you for Z.
---------------------------------------------
*SPD HQ*
Bridge: Were we just transported across space and time into a completely different episode? That doesn't make sense to me...
Jack: Bridge, we're mostly played by Japanese stunt people! Except when Disney decides to refilm to protect the kiddies. In fact, we could go into another episode of Dekaranger right now!
Kat: Rangers, your next episode of Dekaranger has appeared in the city. Please displace yourself from reality and enter into it.
*The team Rangers up*
-----------------------------------------------
*City*
Old One-Eye: Don't worry about my character! I'll just be around for a few minutes! ZAP!
Z: This was originally my focus episode, so I'm leading the team...for some reason or another.
DeltaMax Megazord: BY THE POWER OF LORD OLIVER! MEGAZORD!
*A quick fight goes here*
Z: We're just destroying you for fun. I'm not gonna state the charges.
DeltaMax: PUNCH!
Old One-Eye: GAK!
--------------------------------------------------
*Abandoned Warehouse District*
Ginneka: Now?
Broodwing: That's not your episode either. So many plots are being destroyed by Gruumm.
Ginneka: What about your robots?
Broodwing: Holy...!
Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Broodwing: Shut up.
---------------------------------------------------
*Gruumm's Ship*
Gruumm: MORGANA! Draw me a monster! And while you're at it, could you make sure to grease up my motorbike? The thing's been getting a little squeaky, and it's starting to annoy me! I swear, it yaks as much as you do!
Morgana: That hasn't been used since "Dismissed," dimbolt!
Gruumm: You or the motorbike?
-------------------------------------------------
*SPD HQ - The Command Center*
*Bridge is sleeping, the others are lounging around, Cruger and Kat enter*
Cruger: Cadet Carson? Bridge?
Bridge: Five more minutes, Sky...
Jack: You have got to be kidding me.
Sky: He isn't. He says that all the time...
>_>
<_<
Never mind.
Cruger: CADET CARSON! THE BUTTERY TOAST IS CALLING YOU!
Bridge: The toast commands me!
Cruger: Do you think you're supposed to sleep on-set? Do you think working in two different Dekaranger episodes in the same span of 22 minutes is tiring?
Bridge: Two, no. Working in four episodes is, though.
Cruger: What?
Bridge: Yes, four episodes. One of them was nothing but washed-out footage in my dream though. Three robots were rampaging the city and rapping about how good they looked.
Kat: Robots from that exact episode have just decimated Alpha 5.
Cruger: NO! Alpha never stood a chance! He was so young...
Alarm: BLARE!
Kat: Ai-yi-yi-yi! What are you doing here? You've got to accomadate for another episode!
--------------------------------------------
*Some Grassy Area*
Bridge: CRASH! The toast lied to me! It said I could win!
Jack: Zappy Zappy!
Random Monster: I 4m t3h 3\/1L35T! Ph34r me!
Z and Syd: Kick!
Syd: Can someone translate that? I don't speek leet.
*More fighting like we've seen many times before. I'd reccomend you listen to the SPD Theme (Doggie Cruger, Yo! Remix) for this spot in order to make it more interesting*
Monster: GIANT ROBOT!
Syd: Kat, we need the...
Kat: What do you think I am, some sort of pussy? Of course I'm sending you the Runners!
DeltaMax: PUNCH!
Syd: Judgment Time!
Monster: What did I do?
Syd: Something about merging together Dekaranger episodes that never should've been. Are you Skylar Deleon?
Monster: Who?
DeltaMax: PUNCH!
Monster and Robot: GAK!
---------------------------------------------
*Gruumm's Ship*
Gruumm: YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! I mean, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Morgana: Stupid copyright laws. Who does Vader think he is anyway, the Dark Lord of the Sith?
Vader: Well, actually...
*Kid Anakin appears*
Anakin: Hey guys, I'm the new Dark Lord of the Sith! Is that cool or what?
Gruumm: Kill me now.
-----------------------------------------------
*Abandoned Warehouse District*
Broodwing: *reads* What was that all about?
Ginneka: You mean us being assigned our robots and never using them?
Broodwing: Yeah, that. *Ginneka leaves* You're telling me that KID is Darth Vader? What a gyp!
------------------------------------------------
*SPD HQ*
Bridge's Mind: OBEY THE TOAST! *Bridge wakes up and leaves*
Sky: Where are you going?
Bridge: Wherever there is butter...
Sky: You're starting to creep me out a little....more than usual.
--------------------------------------------------
*SPD HQ - The Command Center*
Sky: I think Bridge has gone completely off the deep end.
Alpha 6: Yo-yo-yo-yo, that's not good. We'll need to send the whole team!
Kat: What's he doing here?
Cruger: After hearing about Alpha 5, you'd think we'd want the other Alphas to get killed? Also, he needed the money and a good lube job.
Sky: Do you mean....
Cruger: Don't ask.
--------------------------------------------------
*The City*
Chiaggo: Destroying a small, annoying stuttery droid is one thing, but SPD?
Ginneka: They're tired, insane, bad dressers, psychotic, lazy, a dog and a ball of light! We can defeat them EASILY!
Bridge: Which one of those am I? I don't think the dog or ball of light fits, but are my clothes really that...
Delapoo: He's making no sense! RUN AWAY!
Bridge: ...or maybe...oh, yeah, I'm the insane one. *Rangers up*
------------------------------------------------------------------
*Some Warehouse*
Ginneka: How did you find us?
Bridge: I just found myself in this episode, so I figured, why not go with it? Judgment! Now get out of my dreams...and get into my Zord!
SPD Morpher: RED X...was Robin, but is now someone else. Possibly the Phantom Kelly Formerly Known as Peckstrax.
Ginneka: Nice light effect. *Pushes the Judgment X off screen* So that's who you think Red X is?
Bridge: My theory stands strong! RUSH!
Orangehead: SWORD!
Trio: FLEE!
Grunts: ENTER!
Jack: ZAP!
Bridge: Three criminals from my dreams just raced off. Ball of Light, you catch them.
Sam: My name's Sam.
Bridge: Whatever. Now...random lame dialouge and...SPD SWAT, GO!
Dekaranger Narrator: When the SPD Base recieves the call, it transmits the SWAT Armor and...hey, why I am doing this? Disney was too cheap to hire me. LOSERS!
Bridge: *reading text around him* Who's "Sen-chan"?
Rangers: ZAP!
Grunts: GAK!
Ginneka: To the robots!
Kat: Rangers, the three wanted robots are attacking...entirely unplanned. However, since you're in SWAT Mode, I figured I'd pull something out of my fine feline ass for you. The SWAT Flyers are in the base. You like my presents?
Jack: If "presents" involves you and I...forget it.
SWAT Flyers: LAUNCH!
Ginneka: Don't worry, I've equipped my robot with the sountrack to Conner's Battlizer. That will make them want to crash and burn on the spot!
Conner's Battlizer Music: PLAY!
SWAT Flyers: ZAP!
Jack: Since everything in this episode has been random, how about if we just initiate the Megazord formation for no reason?
Others: RIGHT!
SWAT Megazord: MEGAZORD! GUNS! Oh, yeah, I rock yo!
Chiaggo and Delapoo's Robots: GAK!
Ginneka: That happened too quickly...but what hasn't?
Ginneka's Robot: TRANSFORM!
Mecha: LAUNCH!
Bridge: There are too many sound effects in the past few minutes. So. Little. Talking. Can we exposit now?
SWAT Megazord: KICK!
Z: Something something Magnum Lasers something something...is that good?
Syd: What's a Magnum Laser?
Sky: Whatever it is, it requires our cool finisher! Let's go! GUNS FOREVER!
Jack: The NRA doesn't sponsor us, Sky.
SWAT Megazord: DASH! GUN MODE!
Bridge: Caardo Slash!
SWAT Megazord: ZAP!
Ginneka & Robot: T3h GAK!
-------------------------------------------------
*SPD HQ*
Kat: That was quite a day, sir.
Cruger: What did we do again? Lots of robot fights, but I don't remember much else...
Kat: I mean while the Rangers were out doing the robot fighting.
Cruger: Okay, I'll give you that.
----------------------------------------
*Gruumm's Ship*
Gruumm: BROODWING! Do you get this math? I sent 3 robots, but the Rangers defeated six.
Broodwing: You dreamed three of them. They were nothing but washed out Sentai footage.
Gruumm: Okay, I'll go with that. But I can't help but get this feeling someone is out to get me.
Broodwing: No one is. You're the archvillian of the season.
Gruumm: I am?
Broodwing: Never mind...
*Viewers desperately wait for "Impact" to air at Ludicrous Speed*