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y3k
08-27-2005, 02:42 PM
NOTE: The Carl/Putty joke is credited to Betheswallow. It was initially going to be used in one of our future joint projects...but it was just too good to pass up.


PR: Fiverations
Episode 2x17, White Light pt.1
Fiver guy: y3k/Famine/Fiver Green
Special thanks: GN, Zeomew, Obisidan, Impy.

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*Ernie’s youth center….OF DOOM!*

*Bulk and Skull stomp in*

Bulk: Hey, where are our sandwiches to go?

Skull: Ya, we havn’t got all day!

Trini: Excuse me…but don’t you normally go for the pies?

Billy: Ya, why sandwitches?

*Bulk looks to both sides of him before whispering*

Bulk: It’s the pies man….their after us! Havn’t you noticed? Its like clockwork…you people show up…something happens…then there’s a monster attack….then we come back in….and those damned pies are waiting for us! Havn’t you noticed?

Skull: Ya…it happens every single episode!

Richie: Uh….guys….what’s an episode?

*eerie X-files music plays as everyone looks at Skull*

*Kimberly skips in*

Kim: Where are the other guys?

Billy: In the park…why?

Kim: JEEBUS IS RETURNING!

Trini: Wha….who?

Kim: *sigh* Tommy’s coming back.

Billy: Great….just when you think your rid of the plot hogger…

Kim: What was that?

Billy: Nothing…

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*Zedd’s Palace…OF DOOM!*

Zedd: Well….isn’t that touching, Louis just proposed to Alice! I love daytime soaps…

Goldar: But sire….shouldn’t you be trying to find a way to destroy the Power Rangers?

Zedd: Er…right….m-e-h. I’ll just capture Tommy again. Then maybe force him to watch a marathon of Barney or something…


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*Sunny park…..of HAPPYNESS!*

Kim: Hey guys, Tommy’s coming home!

Jason: Great, when?

Trini: By the end of the episode!

Billy: We’re gonna throw him a party!

Zack: w00t! I’m gonna get the girls, and the booze, and the—

Jason: Woah, woah…Zack…

Zack: What?

*Jason quietly points up the hill, to where a group of mothers seem to hover, pretending to mind their own business*

Zack: right….lets run before they see us…

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*Command Center: now hosting Jewish dance-athons. Bridge, Zedd, the buffet is for PAYING CUSTOMERS ONLY!*

Alpha: All is safe and secure in Angel Grove, Zordon. However, that will probably change once we’re away.

Zordon: Good. I suggest we use this lull to prepare for the secret mission that we have not told the rangers anything about that we must embark upon.

*Zordon vanishes, as Alpha opens up a plot hole and walks into it, letting the Command Center shut down*

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*Zedd’s palace. Zeo Crystal is three floors down. Visit our gift shop!*

Zedd: I detect, a sudden weakness in the Morphin Grid…

Goldar: Our armies are getting stronger, my lord!

Zedd: Silence you fool! It is more then that! The Morphin Grid’s balance is maintained by the constant high ratings we get week after week!

*Zedd peers out over the balcony*

Zedd: I think…less kids are watching with Green ranger out of the way….I must retrieve him….after my soaps….

Goldar: But our ratings!

Zedd: Oh very well…do we have any Dai monsters with no suit for possible US footage?

Goldar: Erm….only about 75% of our supply.

Zedd: Excelent….Nimrod, the Scarlet Sentinel, attack!

*Zedd fires a beam into a random statue in the park*

Zedd: We must celebrate, the Green ranger shall soon return to the dark side, as heir to my throne….ooh, I’m missing my soaps! I need a VCR….


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*Park*

Skull: Bulky…we’ve been out here for hours…can’t we just go back?

Bulk *playing with a telescope*: No! The pies, man! As long as we stay away from Ernie’s Youth Center, we should be safe!

Skull: How do you know that we won’t just get hit by one out here?

*suddenly, Rita’s Dumpster plummets though the air, and crash lands a few yards from Bulk and Skull*

Skull: THE PIES! THEIR AFTER US!

Bulk: Comeon, Skull…lets see what that strange alien artifact really is.

*both head off in that direction*

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*park…er…another area of it. What? This sucker’s about the size of the state of Rhode Island*

*LOUD NOISE!*

Curtis: Whoah, they dynamiting up there?

Zack: Nah, probably just another plot device.

Jason: B-plot at that. Come on Billy, let’s go find it.

*Both Jason and Billy run off*

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*inside the Plot Device*

*Rita’s snoring*

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*park*

*Bulk and Skull find it*

Bulk: This is it!

Skull: This is it! ….what is it?

Bulk: A plot device…and its all ours! No more pies for us!

*Bulk grabs it, and nearly burns his hands off*

Skull: Must….resist…obvious ironic joke…

*the two goons run off with the dumpster, as Billy and Jason run by*

Billy: Did you just see Bulk and Skull run off with Rita’s Dumpster?

Jason: Nope.

Billy: Well, I’d say something was here, and not too long ago…

*Jason looks at the smoldering crater*

Jason: God….it scares me that you’re the smartest one on this team…

Billy: ….what?

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*The sunny happy park, near the evil statue of DOOM!*

Zack: I’ll get it!

*Zack runs over to the statue, where the football landed. He grabs it*

Zack: Eeeewww….cheap gooy special effects…

*he sees a pile of it nearby. He then looks up at the statue, which is covered in green slime*

Zack: Wow….if I didn’t know any better, I’d think this was one of Zedd’s plans

*Zack walks off*

Zack: Hey guys, lets call it a day, I’m wiped.

Curtis: Ok, I’ll just catch you later since this particular segment is BORING with no jokes what-so-ever.

Kim: You know what’s weird? We’ve only done one Jeebus joke this fiver. That’s gotta be a record.

Trini: Jeebus? Who?

Zack: Guys, you gotta check out this statue…

*the three head off toward the statue*

Kim: Ew….its like some sort of horrid B-movie from the 50’s!

Zack: That’s what I said!

Servo: When MST3K’s collide with Fivers!

Zack: I think we should contact Zordon. Zordon, Alpha, come in! ….do you read me?

Trini: Something’s wrong…I sense a pivotal plot….this isn’t gonna be a filler episode.

Kim: JEEBUS IS COMING!

Trini: STOP THAT! Zack, we should contact Billy and Jason.

Zack: Jason, Billy, come in! ….guys?

Jason: Yes?

Zack: Get back here, we got something that you need to look at.

*both teleport in*

Billy: It looks likes Zedd’s handiwork

Jason: God…there is no way you can be the smartest person on this team…

Kimberly: It’s a sign! JEEBUS IS COMING! AWWWWW MAAAAAAN!

*Trini slaps Kim*

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*Zedd’s palace*

Zedd: It is too soon! This has to be a two parter! Goldar, send down the putties!

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*park*

*putties attack*

Zack: Guess I was wrong about….oh wait….I didn’t say that in this fiver.

Jason: Does anyone else hear music?

*insert obscenely long putty fight*

Rangers: ATTACK!

Putties: GAK! *explode*

*Kimberly blows apart a putty*

Putty 2: NOOOOO! CARL! I SHALL AVENGE YO—

*Kim causes putty 2 to explode*

*fight ends*

Billy: Something weird is going on.

Jason: STOP STATING THE OBVIOUS! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE SMART ONE!

Billy: You seem to be angry, Jason.

Jason: *headDESK*

Kim: We couldn’t get ahold of Zordon.

Trini: Try again. Although that never works.

Jason: Zordon, come in….Zordon?

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*Skull’s dad’s workshop which was mentioned in the actual episode, but I decided not to in this fiver because I felt like it. I mean, there wasn’t anything funny about it, so I thought “why should I put it in?” Then again, a lot of this episode is fairly un-funny. Makes you wonder why I did it. Of course, I could put a moose in, maybe that would liven things up. I mean, mooses are funny right? There’s a funny story that goes along with that, but I can’t tell it because I would be copyright infringing on Monty Python’s works. At any rate, why are you still reading this? There’s no more information to be gained here. This is the rantings of a madman. In fact, you won’t learn anything at all by reading this sentence. See?*

*Bulk and Skull enter with Rita’s Dumpster. They set it on a counter*

Skull: Now what?

Bulk: Um…we open it. Because we have no idea what kind of evil force is inside, but it should be fine. Because when we do….we shall learn the secrets of…

*Bulk goes spastic*

Bulk: FAIRY GOD PARENTS!

*Skull looks terrified at Bulk*

Bulk: Er…I mean the POWER RANGERS!

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*park….several minutes later. We find our heros doing the EXACT SAME THING*

Jason: Alpha, Zordon, come in.

Kim: I don’t like this. Something’s really wrong.

Zack: I agree. Alpha might have forced Zordon to do unspeakable things.

Billy: ….Alpha?

Zack: Hey man, the robot probably gets lonely. Just wait until you take his job in a few years, then you’ll REALLY see what kind of a psycho robot he is!

Jason: Lets teleport.

*TELEPORT!*

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*the beach*

*Tommy comes ashore, and is quickly teleported away, too fast for a joke*

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*Zedd’s palace: CASUAL FRIDAYS!*

Zedd: Everything is going according to my plan

Goldar: But you didn’t capture Tommy!

Zedd: Was that part of my plan? I don’t recall…anyway, Nimrod shall soon destroy the rangers!

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*Spooky darkened command center*

Kim: Sure is spooky here…

*A moose is randomly standing in the center of the base. The five teens ignore it as they search the base*

Billy: Hmm…for some reason, it seems as if all but the emergency power has been shut down…

Jason: *headDESK*

Billy: Maybe I can access the computers…

Trini: Billy, you found anything yet?

Billy: Why yes actually. You asking me before I even reached the computer got me this disk! I shall return to my lab and analyze it.

Zack: Which means…

Billy: I’ll stare at it for a few hours before unleashing Mr. Hammer and Mrs. Drill on it.

Zack: ….the drill is a Mrs? But….its like a giant phallic symbol…

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*B plot factory…er…shed*

Bulk: Check me!

Skull: Mrs. Drill is good to go!

Bulk: Showtime.

*he begins drilling away at the dumpster*

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*Zedd’s palace*

Zedd: I’m tired of waiting…and changing my evil plots around because I’m too lazy…SCARLET SENTINAL, ARISE!

*activates Nimrod*

Goldar: You know what’s funny? All this buildup, all this planning, and all your really doing is summoning a normal monster!

Zedd: You know what’s also funny? Playing with Mrs. Drill!

Goldar: *gulp!*

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*Billy’s lab, aka Command Center 2.0 aka future site of evil mad scientist base*

Kim: Found anything?

Billy: Something about a plot hole---er…plot device…er….“door of light”.

*suddenly the house shakes*

Zack: Time to go to work.

Billy: Zack…I’m unemployed, remember? Hell, I think we all—

Jason: IT’S MORPHIN TIME!

*cheap looking morph sequence*

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*park….AGAIN*

Power Rangers: HYIAH!

Nimrod: Hello rangers!

Jason: You can’t get us while we’re inside our safe Zyu footage….haha….stupid Dai monster…

*EXPLOSION!*

*Zack jumps into the air, as does Nimrod*

Zack *falling back to the ground*: Wow, one would think this was taken from one of my old focus episodes!

Trini: Hey guys…why did we switch places?

Kim: Huh?

Trini: We where in the park before…now it’s a desert…

*Nimrod suddenly grows*

Jason: Lets show em the power of Thunder!

*long ass Zord summoning/transformation sequence that’s actually longer then the battle itself*

*Thunder Megazord forms*

Nimrod: Very impessive Power Rangers, although I’ve seen that each and every episode. Now I’d like you to meet two other monsters! AC AND DC!

Jason (in really weird voice): Lets do it!

Billy: Jason, whats up with your voice?

Zack (in really weird voice): What are you talking about, man?

*Billy is slightly weirded out*

Trini (also in a weird voice): Guys, he’s attacking!

*the Megazord is blasted to the ground*

Kim: You know….I think Saban’s lost the feeling in these clip battles…

Jason: But it’s a friggin Dai monster!

Billy: I’m heading back to the Command Center!

*Billy jumps out*

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*B plot factory*

*Bulk is carrying a chainsaw*

Bulk: Note…do not stop blades with personal appendages…wonder w---OH GOD! I’VE BECOME A WOMAN!

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*Dark!Command Center*

Billy: Zordon? Alpha? You can come out now…hmm….I think I’ll start making up bullshit theories again….hmm….what about that “door of light”?

*Billy fools with the controls until a plot hole forms*

Billy: Oooh….purddy…

*Billy falls though the plot hole*

Zordon (from below): AND THE LORD SAID, LET THERE BE LIGHT!

Alpha: Lights, online!

Zordon: I AM ALPHA AND OMEGA! BEGINNING AND THE END!

Alpha: Er…I’m Al…never mind….its almost ready!

*Zordon begins maniacal laughter*

Zordon: LIVE, MY CREATION, LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

*lighting strikes the white ranger at ludicrous speeds*

To be continued….

Red_Ranger2003
08-27-2005, 02:46 PM
You could have come up with funnier names for A.C and D.C. Other than that, this was pretty good!

RitoRevolto
08-27-2005, 02:47 PM
Nice. And I agree, plotholes are tangible in the PRU.

GreenNinja
08-27-2005, 02:48 PM
THAT was funny. Good job. Sometimes you just need random rants in there, and Billy being the "smartest" one on the team was a good running gag. Thumbs-up!

y3k
08-27-2005, 02:59 PM
Expect more Jeebus jokes next episode then you thought was HUMANLY POSSIBLE. I WILL MAKE LISA AND KATIE WEEP!

nickraman
08-27-2005, 03:00 PM
This rocked, but I felt the Bulk and skull jokes were kinda boring, maybe you can cut those scenes out next ep, but overall enjoyable!

ZeoSaturn
08-27-2005, 03:03 PM
Just try to make me weep!

:P

I am a tough cookie!

izout
08-27-2005, 04:09 PM
This is great, good to have you back though you were probably here before, and your right, I lot of times, Bulk and Skull dp end up with pie or cake on their faces.

Hou Hissatsu
08-28-2005, 06:33 AM
:005: :005: :005: :005: :005: I was laughing through all of it, man. Good shtuff.