GreenNinja
08-27-2005, 02:01 PM
*Cracks knuckles* Okay, rookies. Stand back and let me show you how to do comedy right. Pay close attention to what you read. And to all my regular readers, glad to see you here for SWAT's parodying. Enjoy.
Power Rangers SPD
Episode 13x27 - "SWAT, Part 2"
The Fiver Magnificence: GreenNinja
Special Thanks: Lisa J/Mrs. O/War for the encode
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Sky: Last time, we...wait, this still doesn't make sense. Why is it that the enemy's stolen armor looks nothing like SWAT despite them stealing that, and with the way Cruger's voice syncs up with the footage, is the "old friend" of his El Scorpio or Silverback?
Jack: I'm not sure. Both are equally as frustrating to deal with...so I'm glad we're here on the Vok-ish Avant Garde Music Video Satellite of Love commenting on our own show instead of being on Zentor doing the training for SWAT Mode we were supposed to be doing.
Alpha 5: I'm not so sure about that. *Changes into Silverback*
Silverback: GET BACK TO WORK, ROOKIES! I'm not paying you to snark on your own show! That's the job of the writer of the parody you are about to take place in! Do you hear me?
Sky and Jack: Sir, yes, sir!
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*The Planet Zentor*
Reused!El Scorpio: RAAAGH! ZAP!
Jack: I can't even beat something used in Beetleborgs! How bad of a Red Ranger am I?
Z: You mean something originally used by the last generals of the Machine Empire.
Sky: Right...
Reused!El Scorpio: JUMP! *Transforms into Silverback*
Silverback: Oh, I got you good on that one! I tell ya, that little trick kills at parties. Once I pretended I was Gruumm, but that's a very long and confusing story of how Doggie ended up sending me to Zentor and...*The Rangers are easily distracted* TEN-HUT! What were you doing?
Jack: We were preparing to battle that...Beetleborgs...Machine Empire...you...the monster!
Silverback: You do not prepare to battle a monster! You do, however, prepare lengthy and expensive CGI sequences to be used in battle against the monster, but that's it! Otherwise you rush right into battle and...turn it into a collectible trading card. Do you hear me?
Rangers: *very dissapointed* Yes...
Silverback: Man, you guys are horrible. Just for that, I'll pull out this nifty little remote and...*demorph* Now, hand over the morphers.
Sky: No way! This thing...
Silverback: Belongs to me. *Takes all five morphers* Wait a second! These aren't your morphers! They only have two modes! And they're hardly the right size! You tricked me!
Sky: Bandai of America's a gyp, I'll tell you that much.
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*New Tech City*
*Thresher and Stench walk out with a handful of HK DVDs*
Thresher: Just try and stop us! We have access to your shows ahead of time! We know all your strategies before you do!
Stench: Yes, but one question...who's "Molly"?
Thresher: Some random chick from Dekaranger. I think she's DekaGold.
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*SPD HQ*
Kat: This is all my fault. I never should've went to Piggy.
Cruger: Yeah, I heard the place smells like sheep. The thing is, Kat, I've never seen you like this.
Kat: Smelling like sheep?
Cruger: No, this down about yourself.
Kat: Well...the Quantum Doohickey is down. Are you sure we can fix that?
Cruger: Of course. Otherwise this episode wouldn't be called "SWAT."
Sam: *As Ball of Omeganess yet again* It's so easy to spy on people when you're just a ball of light...to Piggy's Cafe I go!
Cruger: I'll still never get used to that.
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*Piggy's Cafe*
Piggy: To tell or not to tell
It be a conondrum
For if Gruuumm's to know
About technology stolen
A vaporized fate
I shall be befallen
If Broodwing or Gruumm
Finds out about me
Working betwixt one
or the other
And SPD...
A trading card I shall be
Oh, to shuffle off
This vex'd confusion
I'd not be expecting...
Broodwing's intrustion?
Broodwing: You do your soliloquies in iambic pentameter?
Piggy: Have a problem with that?
Broodwing: I prefer limericks myself.
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*Zentor*
Silverback: Move it, move it! We don't have all day! However, we do have enough time to encapsulate this day into a montage for easy viewing.
*Montage time! The Rangers train and, well...train. This is partially due to Silverback throwing barrels at them and firing a coconut gun from the treetops*
Sky: D-Level Cadet...this is my worst nightmare. Except for anybody finding out about what goes on in Bridge's room...
Silverback: I did not say you could take a break...or reveal personal secrets! Now drop and give me 100 - all of you! Do you want me to transform into the scorpion again?
Syd: There's my motivation.
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*Thresher and Stench's Hideout - "THIS SPACE FOR RENT"*
Thresher: So...an army of Krybots? What other incentive do we get?
Broodwing: A free toaster stolen from the room of the SPD Green Ranger.
Stench: Why is it always a toaster? We're in!
Piggy: Carefully, carefully...ZAP!
Ceiling: Watch where you're shooting that thing!
Thresher: Did the ceiling just talk?
Sam: *as Omega Ranger* SPD! You're all under arrest.
Broodwing: Ooh, I'm scared of the talking night-light.
*A quick battle between the two non-SWAT SWAT armored duo and Omega. Sadly, it's Omega who loses*
Broodwing: This is entertaining, but I have to be evil elsewhere.
Sam: Implode! *Goes back to Ball of Omeganess*
Stench: I don't think I'll ever get used to that...
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*The Planet Zentor - Now with Jungle Settings*
*Push-ups. Bridge still can't count*
Silverback: Ten-hut! Y'know, I'm seriously considering dismissing you from SPD!
Bridge: I always knew we'd have to go on Big Brother to make a living at some point. Time to get my TV-personality ready for the cameras.
Silverback: Big Brother? Wow, you're desperate.
Bulldog RIC: Beep beep growl. (Fame is not everything, my young apprentices).
Silverback: While I try to contemplate how my Bulldog RIC became a philosopher, you run the short course. It's only 20 miles, you'll be chased by rabid weasels. The rabid bears are on the long course.
Sky: He didn't say we had to do it together.
Jack: But I'm pretty sure the Bulldog RIC did.
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*SPD HQ*
Cruger: It was wise of you to retreat. They were likely blinded by your shiny-ness.
Sam: You mean they didn't think my Omega Morpher was cool, what with the throttle and all?
Cruger: No, like everything else it was stripped of much of its power by Bandai of America.
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*Gruumm's Ship - Who will be vaporized this week? Watch Survivor to find out!*
Piggy: I was just reciting my thoughts when Morgana here came to pick me up...what's with that?
Gruumm: Why haven't you made good on bringing me the SPD Tech yet? I'm starting to grow impatient!
Piggy: Listen, I'll get it from Thresher and Stench as soon as I can think of a way that doesn't involve me getting killed, vaporized, carded, vaporized, forced into a dress, or vaporized.
Gruumm: Yes, betrayal - and vaporization - are quite common in this place nowadays.
Piggy: Is this because I'm a thespian?
Morgana: I thought that was me.
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*The Planet Zentor - Beware of Randomly Wandering Rangers*
*Montage of B...D-Squad being lost under the glare of special effect lighting*
Kim's Voice: TOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY!
Jack: Knew it! I'll be right there! *Takes out cologne and changes into tux*
Sky's Voice: Z! GET OVER HERE!
Z: I knew the rabid weasels would get to him. SKY!
Capitain Kirk's Voice: KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!
Syd: This yelling is becoming way too random.
Buttered Toast's Voice: BRIDGE!
Bridge: No, not the toast!
Darth Vader's Voice: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Sky: Darth Vader? I'm coming for you, buddy!
*Jack is running through the forest, then Bridge tumbles out*
Bridge: Jack, are you okay? And why are you wearing a tuxedo?
Jack: Don't ask.
*The two race through*
Bridge: Okay, Syd went this way, but she was apprently distracted by a kreet of doymunds fifteen miles in. It could take us a while to find her.
Tree: CRASH!
Sky: Intervention!
Bridge, Jack: Sky?
Sky: Yes, it's me. Now let's get off of each other before this leads to even more theories about you and I, Bridge. I just came here because I heard Darth Vader yelling "no" about something.
Bridge: Really? I was coming to save the buttery toast.
Jack: Where's Kim? Or is it Kat? I get them mixed up sometimes.
Syd: Does anyone know why William Shatner would be on Zentor?
Z: I thought Sky was calling for help...you're telling me I'm the only one that actually heard another member of the team. What's with that?
Bridge: So we all came here because of the voices in our heads? Glad to see I'm not the only crazy one around here for once.
Jack: Good now let's fight those Krybots and lasers that just appeared.
Sky: I would've given some sappy speech about teamwork and such, but we all know that's not why the kids watch. They want explosions and toys to buy.
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*Thresher and Stench's hideout*
Thresher: I don't know why we keep stealing gold when, logically, the more gold we steal, the less valuable it becomes, but how about another power-up?
Conner: Sure.
Stench: Not you!
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*SPD Base*
Kat: ...and those two have powered-up again. Next thing you know they're going to want to try and combine their powers with something else. This is getting ridiculous.
Cruger: Then it's time for Omega and I to fight them. We're the strongest, so we should be able to win, right?
Sam: Nothing ironic about that statement at all, sir.
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*Zentor*
Lasers: B-ZAP!
Z: Okay, how are we going to beat those?
Syd: Your necklace and my genetic powers? We haven't seen either of those for a LONG time.
Bridge: The writers really do tend to forget those things.
Syd's Hand: Ching! Sparkle Sparkle.
Lasers: REFLECT! BOOM!
Syd: Can't beat 24-karat gold.
Z: ...how come I never knew that?
Krybots: *mechanical noises*
Jack: We're surrounded.
Bridge: NO ONE GETS INSIDE!
Sky: That's a good phrase. Maybe we should use it sometime. Now, for my long-forgotten genetic power.
Hand Shield: BUZZ
Rangers: RAAAAGGGH!
Krybots: GAK!
Silverback: Look at that - they have genetic powers! I never knew that.
Bulldog RIC: Growl growl bark beep. (What be the point of these powers if they be hardly used? Oh, what a question it is of man to tamper with nature).
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*New Tech City Rooftops*
Stench: Look at my new armor! I rule you all! Bow down before me!
Random New Techite: SHUT UP!
*Enter Cruger and Sam*
Stench: Who are you two?
Sam: Detective of the Daybreak! DekaBreak!
Cruger: Hyakuu Butagidu! Jigoku no Banken, DekaMaster!
Stench: I thought you were Omega and Shadow.
Sam: It makes no difference anyway.
*Sam and Cruger fight...they lose, sadly.*
Sam: JUMP!
Thresher: ZAP! Grab them.
Cruger: *sigh* I hate Mondays. Why did Toon Disney decide to air us on them anyway?
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*The Planet Zentor*
*The SWAToyetic Truck drives up*
Silverback: What do you have to say?
Jack: Blah blah blah teamwork blah blah blah new piece of Merchandising.
Silverback: ...and?
Sky: Just because we are trained by a monkey gives us no right to make Donkey Kong jokes.
Silverback: *sets barrel he was holding down* Good job. Now...*takes out demorphing device/phone/banana* Cruger, your team can now go back to Earth. They are done with their training and character development.
Kat: (v/o) Cruger isn't here.
Silverback: Then it that case, we better get you home quicker. Everything you need is in the SWAToyetic Truck.
*Bridge and Syd race inside the truck*
Bridge: A toaster!
Syd: Nice stereo.
Silverback: See? I told you everything you needed was in there.
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*Thresher and Stench's Hideout*
*Cruger and Sam are tied to a bomb*
Disney Censor: No, no, no! We can't have them tied to a bomb! That might be bad for the kiddies!
Thresher: What if I were to lock them up in this reused Star Trek transporter?
Disney Censor: Sure, that works.
*Cruger and Sam are tied to the Star Trek transporter*
Thresher: So, do you want to give up?
Cruger: *snore*
Thresher: Well, that was pointless.
Stench: Listen, if you find the Rangers, I want you to defeat them. I will present this as an interpertive dance. *He does*
Wall: CRASH!
*Enter the new SPD team*
Stench: Wait, what's that?
Jack: Shilling Weapons and Toys! SWAT Mode, Red!
Sky: Do we need to do the full roll call? They know who we are.
Z: Then how are we going to know what to call ourselves?
Syd: We could just read the giant SWAT logo that appeared behind us.
Rangers: SPD SWAT!
Jack: Wait, shouldn't Psychic Lover be providing battle music for this scene?
Sky: Bridge is supposed to bring the background music?
Bridge: Fine, fine, here goes....SWAT! DEKARANGER SWAT MODE! *continues singing*
Jack: Split up...and Bridge, keep singing.
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*Jack's Sector*
Jack: ZAP!
Krybots: GAK!
Jack: This area's secure...although the explosion may leave a couple of things burned, but what the heck? It happens all the time.
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*Sector 2*
Lights: OUT!
Z: Let's try some new toys.
Helmet Lights: ON!
Sky: I thought SWAT was the Sound Patrol line.
Sky and Z: ZAP!
Krybots: GAK!
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*Rooftops*
Bridge and Syd: ZAP!
Krybot: GAK!
Bridge: Cool, Zoom, X-Ray...so many new features. I...hey, I found Cruger and Sam. Didn't know they were into Star Trek roleplay.
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*Thresher and Stench's Hideout*
Cruger: Can you change into the Ball of Omeganess and escape?
Sam: No. This thing's preventing me from doing that so we can let them be the heroes.
Cruger: That's not good. So...how about them Yankees?
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*Rooftops*
Bridge: I found Cruger and Sam. They're trapped in some Star Trek transporter.
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*The Lab/Hideout*
Jack: Okay, hand over the armor!
Thresher: Are you sure? It doesn't look anything like SWAT Mode. It can't possibly be the technology!
Sky and Z: Okay, we're here. And we need to achieve the "teamwork" quota for the episode.
Sky and Jack: ZAP!
Bridge and Syd: SWING!
Glass: Crash?
Jack: I thought I had the molecularizing ability.
Bridge: You know how Disney's censors can be.
Z: Fire!
Cruger: Thanks for freeing us. At least they finally found a way to keep Sam from blinding me.
Thresher: Now if you don't mind, we do have a battle to finish.
Stench: WHEE!
Wall: BREAK!
*The team races out onto the rooftops again*
Piggy: Now to steal SWAT Mode's programs and...what's this? "Dead End Game Instrumental"? I've been looking for that song for forever!
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*Rooftops*
*More laser-y fighting*
Jack: You are accused of causing us to fight, sending us to Planet Zentor, and letting SWAT Mode appear after the Battlizer.
Sky: He wasn't responsible for any of that.
Jack: I don't care. Judgment!
SPD Morpher: I'm getting tired of this. They're always. Going. To. Be. Guilty, Okay?
Jack: Digi-Modify!
Delta Enforcers: ZAP!
Containment Cards: WHOOSH!
Commander Birdy: *eyes glowing red, deep Southern accent* The Day-va has arrived! *goes back to normal* Uh...never mind.
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*Gruumm's Ship*
Morgana: Did Piggy fail again? He just had to, he...
Gruumm: Actually, he got me SWAT Technology....and a Dead End Game instrumental! Do you know how long I've been looking for that?
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*Piggy's Cafe*
Piggy: Here ya go.
Broodwing: A Dead End Game instrumental? Awesome, dude! Oh, and thanks for the SWAT Tech too.
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*SPD Rec Room*
*Z is taking pictures, Bridge and Sky are repairing the Model Airplane, Syd is painting, Jack is doing whatever*
Cruger: Good to see you all finally getting along...even though the only real time you argued was in the last part.
Sky: True. Anyway, we don't know what technology...or music...Gruumm could've gotten. That means that the battle for Earth has only just begun.
*A creature walks in with a box over his head*
Guilmon: Excuse me - someone Digi-Modified earlier. Do you need some help?
Sky: What? You shouldn't be in here!
Guilmon: But I is in box!
Cruger: Boom, get me a pair of leather pants, some brass knuckles, and the song "Werewolves of London." It's time for me to go WereGarurumon on this invader. Now come on, Comic Relief!
Boom: But, Commander, why do you need leather pants? And where can I find a music store that's not online? AM I nothing more than a character to be humiliated for a cheap laugh? AWWW, here it goes!
*Boom chases Cruger off-screen while the Dead End Game instrumental plays at Ludicrous Speed, thus making it sound incredibly annoying and high-pitched*
Power Rangers SPD
Episode 13x27 - "SWAT, Part 2"
The Fiver Magnificence: GreenNinja
Special Thanks: Lisa J/Mrs. O/War for the encode
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Sky: Last time, we...wait, this still doesn't make sense. Why is it that the enemy's stolen armor looks nothing like SWAT despite them stealing that, and with the way Cruger's voice syncs up with the footage, is the "old friend" of his El Scorpio or Silverback?
Jack: I'm not sure. Both are equally as frustrating to deal with...so I'm glad we're here on the Vok-ish Avant Garde Music Video Satellite of Love commenting on our own show instead of being on Zentor doing the training for SWAT Mode we were supposed to be doing.
Alpha 5: I'm not so sure about that. *Changes into Silverback*
Silverback: GET BACK TO WORK, ROOKIES! I'm not paying you to snark on your own show! That's the job of the writer of the parody you are about to take place in! Do you hear me?
Sky and Jack: Sir, yes, sir!
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*The Planet Zentor*
Reused!El Scorpio: RAAAGH! ZAP!
Jack: I can't even beat something used in Beetleborgs! How bad of a Red Ranger am I?
Z: You mean something originally used by the last generals of the Machine Empire.
Sky: Right...
Reused!El Scorpio: JUMP! *Transforms into Silverback*
Silverback: Oh, I got you good on that one! I tell ya, that little trick kills at parties. Once I pretended I was Gruumm, but that's a very long and confusing story of how Doggie ended up sending me to Zentor and...*The Rangers are easily distracted* TEN-HUT! What were you doing?
Jack: We were preparing to battle that...Beetleborgs...Machine Empire...you...the monster!
Silverback: You do not prepare to battle a monster! You do, however, prepare lengthy and expensive CGI sequences to be used in battle against the monster, but that's it! Otherwise you rush right into battle and...turn it into a collectible trading card. Do you hear me?
Rangers: *very dissapointed* Yes...
Silverback: Man, you guys are horrible. Just for that, I'll pull out this nifty little remote and...*demorph* Now, hand over the morphers.
Sky: No way! This thing...
Silverback: Belongs to me. *Takes all five morphers* Wait a second! These aren't your morphers! They only have two modes! And they're hardly the right size! You tricked me!
Sky: Bandai of America's a gyp, I'll tell you that much.
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*New Tech City*
*Thresher and Stench walk out with a handful of HK DVDs*
Thresher: Just try and stop us! We have access to your shows ahead of time! We know all your strategies before you do!
Stench: Yes, but one question...who's "Molly"?
Thresher: Some random chick from Dekaranger. I think she's DekaGold.
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*SPD HQ*
Kat: This is all my fault. I never should've went to Piggy.
Cruger: Yeah, I heard the place smells like sheep. The thing is, Kat, I've never seen you like this.
Kat: Smelling like sheep?
Cruger: No, this down about yourself.
Kat: Well...the Quantum Doohickey is down. Are you sure we can fix that?
Cruger: Of course. Otherwise this episode wouldn't be called "SWAT."
Sam: *As Ball of Omeganess yet again* It's so easy to spy on people when you're just a ball of light...to Piggy's Cafe I go!
Cruger: I'll still never get used to that.
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*Piggy's Cafe*
Piggy: To tell or not to tell
It be a conondrum
For if Gruuumm's to know
About technology stolen
A vaporized fate
I shall be befallen
If Broodwing or Gruumm
Finds out about me
Working betwixt one
or the other
And SPD...
A trading card I shall be
Oh, to shuffle off
This vex'd confusion
I'd not be expecting...
Broodwing's intrustion?
Broodwing: You do your soliloquies in iambic pentameter?
Piggy: Have a problem with that?
Broodwing: I prefer limericks myself.
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*Zentor*
Silverback: Move it, move it! We don't have all day! However, we do have enough time to encapsulate this day into a montage for easy viewing.
*Montage time! The Rangers train and, well...train. This is partially due to Silverback throwing barrels at them and firing a coconut gun from the treetops*
Sky: D-Level Cadet...this is my worst nightmare. Except for anybody finding out about what goes on in Bridge's room...
Silverback: I did not say you could take a break...or reveal personal secrets! Now drop and give me 100 - all of you! Do you want me to transform into the scorpion again?
Syd: There's my motivation.
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*Thresher and Stench's Hideout - "THIS SPACE FOR RENT"*
Thresher: So...an army of Krybots? What other incentive do we get?
Broodwing: A free toaster stolen from the room of the SPD Green Ranger.
Stench: Why is it always a toaster? We're in!
Piggy: Carefully, carefully...ZAP!
Ceiling: Watch where you're shooting that thing!
Thresher: Did the ceiling just talk?
Sam: *as Omega Ranger* SPD! You're all under arrest.
Broodwing: Ooh, I'm scared of the talking night-light.
*A quick battle between the two non-SWAT SWAT armored duo and Omega. Sadly, it's Omega who loses*
Broodwing: This is entertaining, but I have to be evil elsewhere.
Sam: Implode! *Goes back to Ball of Omeganess*
Stench: I don't think I'll ever get used to that...
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*The Planet Zentor - Now with Jungle Settings*
*Push-ups. Bridge still can't count*
Silverback: Ten-hut! Y'know, I'm seriously considering dismissing you from SPD!
Bridge: I always knew we'd have to go on Big Brother to make a living at some point. Time to get my TV-personality ready for the cameras.
Silverback: Big Brother? Wow, you're desperate.
Bulldog RIC: Beep beep growl. (Fame is not everything, my young apprentices).
Silverback: While I try to contemplate how my Bulldog RIC became a philosopher, you run the short course. It's only 20 miles, you'll be chased by rabid weasels. The rabid bears are on the long course.
Sky: He didn't say we had to do it together.
Jack: But I'm pretty sure the Bulldog RIC did.
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*SPD HQ*
Cruger: It was wise of you to retreat. They were likely blinded by your shiny-ness.
Sam: You mean they didn't think my Omega Morpher was cool, what with the throttle and all?
Cruger: No, like everything else it was stripped of much of its power by Bandai of America.
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*Gruumm's Ship - Who will be vaporized this week? Watch Survivor to find out!*
Piggy: I was just reciting my thoughts when Morgana here came to pick me up...what's with that?
Gruumm: Why haven't you made good on bringing me the SPD Tech yet? I'm starting to grow impatient!
Piggy: Listen, I'll get it from Thresher and Stench as soon as I can think of a way that doesn't involve me getting killed, vaporized, carded, vaporized, forced into a dress, or vaporized.
Gruumm: Yes, betrayal - and vaporization - are quite common in this place nowadays.
Piggy: Is this because I'm a thespian?
Morgana: I thought that was me.
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*The Planet Zentor - Beware of Randomly Wandering Rangers*
*Montage of B...D-Squad being lost under the glare of special effect lighting*
Kim's Voice: TOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYY!
Jack: Knew it! I'll be right there! *Takes out cologne and changes into tux*
Sky's Voice: Z! GET OVER HERE!
Z: I knew the rabid weasels would get to him. SKY!
Capitain Kirk's Voice: KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!
Syd: This yelling is becoming way too random.
Buttered Toast's Voice: BRIDGE!
Bridge: No, not the toast!
Darth Vader's Voice: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Sky: Darth Vader? I'm coming for you, buddy!
*Jack is running through the forest, then Bridge tumbles out*
Bridge: Jack, are you okay? And why are you wearing a tuxedo?
Jack: Don't ask.
*The two race through*
Bridge: Okay, Syd went this way, but she was apprently distracted by a kreet of doymunds fifteen miles in. It could take us a while to find her.
Tree: CRASH!
Sky: Intervention!
Bridge, Jack: Sky?
Sky: Yes, it's me. Now let's get off of each other before this leads to even more theories about you and I, Bridge. I just came here because I heard Darth Vader yelling "no" about something.
Bridge: Really? I was coming to save the buttery toast.
Jack: Where's Kim? Or is it Kat? I get them mixed up sometimes.
Syd: Does anyone know why William Shatner would be on Zentor?
Z: I thought Sky was calling for help...you're telling me I'm the only one that actually heard another member of the team. What's with that?
Bridge: So we all came here because of the voices in our heads? Glad to see I'm not the only crazy one around here for once.
Jack: Good now let's fight those Krybots and lasers that just appeared.
Sky: I would've given some sappy speech about teamwork and such, but we all know that's not why the kids watch. They want explosions and toys to buy.
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*Thresher and Stench's hideout*
Thresher: I don't know why we keep stealing gold when, logically, the more gold we steal, the less valuable it becomes, but how about another power-up?
Conner: Sure.
Stench: Not you!
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*SPD Base*
Kat: ...and those two have powered-up again. Next thing you know they're going to want to try and combine their powers with something else. This is getting ridiculous.
Cruger: Then it's time for Omega and I to fight them. We're the strongest, so we should be able to win, right?
Sam: Nothing ironic about that statement at all, sir.
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*Zentor*
Lasers: B-ZAP!
Z: Okay, how are we going to beat those?
Syd: Your necklace and my genetic powers? We haven't seen either of those for a LONG time.
Bridge: The writers really do tend to forget those things.
Syd's Hand: Ching! Sparkle Sparkle.
Lasers: REFLECT! BOOM!
Syd: Can't beat 24-karat gold.
Z: ...how come I never knew that?
Krybots: *mechanical noises*
Jack: We're surrounded.
Bridge: NO ONE GETS INSIDE!
Sky: That's a good phrase. Maybe we should use it sometime. Now, for my long-forgotten genetic power.
Hand Shield: BUZZ
Rangers: RAAAAGGGH!
Krybots: GAK!
Silverback: Look at that - they have genetic powers! I never knew that.
Bulldog RIC: Growl growl bark beep. (What be the point of these powers if they be hardly used? Oh, what a question it is of man to tamper with nature).
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*New Tech City Rooftops*
Stench: Look at my new armor! I rule you all! Bow down before me!
Random New Techite: SHUT UP!
*Enter Cruger and Sam*
Stench: Who are you two?
Sam: Detective of the Daybreak! DekaBreak!
Cruger: Hyakuu Butagidu! Jigoku no Banken, DekaMaster!
Stench: I thought you were Omega and Shadow.
Sam: It makes no difference anyway.
*Sam and Cruger fight...they lose, sadly.*
Sam: JUMP!
Thresher: ZAP! Grab them.
Cruger: *sigh* I hate Mondays. Why did Toon Disney decide to air us on them anyway?
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*The Planet Zentor*
*The SWAToyetic Truck drives up*
Silverback: What do you have to say?
Jack: Blah blah blah teamwork blah blah blah new piece of Merchandising.
Silverback: ...and?
Sky: Just because we are trained by a monkey gives us no right to make Donkey Kong jokes.
Silverback: *sets barrel he was holding down* Good job. Now...*takes out demorphing device/phone/banana* Cruger, your team can now go back to Earth. They are done with their training and character development.
Kat: (v/o) Cruger isn't here.
Silverback: Then it that case, we better get you home quicker. Everything you need is in the SWAToyetic Truck.
*Bridge and Syd race inside the truck*
Bridge: A toaster!
Syd: Nice stereo.
Silverback: See? I told you everything you needed was in there.
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*Thresher and Stench's Hideout*
*Cruger and Sam are tied to a bomb*
Disney Censor: No, no, no! We can't have them tied to a bomb! That might be bad for the kiddies!
Thresher: What if I were to lock them up in this reused Star Trek transporter?
Disney Censor: Sure, that works.
*Cruger and Sam are tied to the Star Trek transporter*
Thresher: So, do you want to give up?
Cruger: *snore*
Thresher: Well, that was pointless.
Stench: Listen, if you find the Rangers, I want you to defeat them. I will present this as an interpertive dance. *He does*
Wall: CRASH!
*Enter the new SPD team*
Stench: Wait, what's that?
Jack: Shilling Weapons and Toys! SWAT Mode, Red!
Sky: Do we need to do the full roll call? They know who we are.
Z: Then how are we going to know what to call ourselves?
Syd: We could just read the giant SWAT logo that appeared behind us.
Rangers: SPD SWAT!
Jack: Wait, shouldn't Psychic Lover be providing battle music for this scene?
Sky: Bridge is supposed to bring the background music?
Bridge: Fine, fine, here goes....SWAT! DEKARANGER SWAT MODE! *continues singing*
Jack: Split up...and Bridge, keep singing.
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*Jack's Sector*
Jack: ZAP!
Krybots: GAK!
Jack: This area's secure...although the explosion may leave a couple of things burned, but what the heck? It happens all the time.
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*Sector 2*
Lights: OUT!
Z: Let's try some new toys.
Helmet Lights: ON!
Sky: I thought SWAT was the Sound Patrol line.
Sky and Z: ZAP!
Krybots: GAK!
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*Rooftops*
Bridge and Syd: ZAP!
Krybot: GAK!
Bridge: Cool, Zoom, X-Ray...so many new features. I...hey, I found Cruger and Sam. Didn't know they were into Star Trek roleplay.
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*Thresher and Stench's Hideout*
Cruger: Can you change into the Ball of Omeganess and escape?
Sam: No. This thing's preventing me from doing that so we can let them be the heroes.
Cruger: That's not good. So...how about them Yankees?
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*Rooftops*
Bridge: I found Cruger and Sam. They're trapped in some Star Trek transporter.
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*The Lab/Hideout*
Jack: Okay, hand over the armor!
Thresher: Are you sure? It doesn't look anything like SWAT Mode. It can't possibly be the technology!
Sky and Z: Okay, we're here. And we need to achieve the "teamwork" quota for the episode.
Sky and Jack: ZAP!
Bridge and Syd: SWING!
Glass: Crash?
Jack: I thought I had the molecularizing ability.
Bridge: You know how Disney's censors can be.
Z: Fire!
Cruger: Thanks for freeing us. At least they finally found a way to keep Sam from blinding me.
Thresher: Now if you don't mind, we do have a battle to finish.
Stench: WHEE!
Wall: BREAK!
*The team races out onto the rooftops again*
Piggy: Now to steal SWAT Mode's programs and...what's this? "Dead End Game Instrumental"? I've been looking for that song for forever!
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*Rooftops*
*More laser-y fighting*
Jack: You are accused of causing us to fight, sending us to Planet Zentor, and letting SWAT Mode appear after the Battlizer.
Sky: He wasn't responsible for any of that.
Jack: I don't care. Judgment!
SPD Morpher: I'm getting tired of this. They're always. Going. To. Be. Guilty, Okay?
Jack: Digi-Modify!
Delta Enforcers: ZAP!
Containment Cards: WHOOSH!
Commander Birdy: *eyes glowing red, deep Southern accent* The Day-va has arrived! *goes back to normal* Uh...never mind.
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*Gruumm's Ship*
Morgana: Did Piggy fail again? He just had to, he...
Gruumm: Actually, he got me SWAT Technology....and a Dead End Game instrumental! Do you know how long I've been looking for that?
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*Piggy's Cafe*
Piggy: Here ya go.
Broodwing: A Dead End Game instrumental? Awesome, dude! Oh, and thanks for the SWAT Tech too.
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*SPD Rec Room*
*Z is taking pictures, Bridge and Sky are repairing the Model Airplane, Syd is painting, Jack is doing whatever*
Cruger: Good to see you all finally getting along...even though the only real time you argued was in the last part.
Sky: True. Anyway, we don't know what technology...or music...Gruumm could've gotten. That means that the battle for Earth has only just begun.
*A creature walks in with a box over his head*
Guilmon: Excuse me - someone Digi-Modified earlier. Do you need some help?
Sky: What? You shouldn't be in here!
Guilmon: But I is in box!
Cruger: Boom, get me a pair of leather pants, some brass knuckles, and the song "Werewolves of London." It's time for me to go WereGarurumon on this invader. Now come on, Comic Relief!
Boom: But, Commander, why do you need leather pants? And where can I find a music store that's not online? AM I nothing more than a character to be humiliated for a cheap laugh? AWWW, here it goes!
*Boom chases Cruger off-screen while the Dead End Game instrumental plays at Ludicrous Speed, thus making it sound incredibly annoying and high-pitched*