Red_Ranger2003
08-25-2005, 08:57 AM
Power Rangers Fiverations
Power Rangers Dino Thunder
Episode 12x4 - "Legacy of Power"
Fiver Guy: Red_Ranger2003
Special Thanks to: NeonGreyRanger and NTWarrior, for letting me use a few parts from their parodies. And of course, GreenNinja.
Flashbacks are in italics.
Scenes from other parodies are in between two *.
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Commemorating 500 episodes, May the power live on for a few more years.
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We're in Mesogog's main chamber. He's standing over a crystal, trying to use his impressive mental institute knowledge to access it, or read it, or something. Whatever he's trying, it isn't working. This clearly frustrates him.
Mesogog: I will have it. Grrr.
The doors open. Led by Zeltrax, Tyrannodrones enter, dragging Dr. Oliver with them.
Zeltrax: My lord, the prisoner.
Mesogog: Finally. Tie him to that chair.
Tommy: What do you want with me?
Mesogog: How rude of me not to explain. My sensors tell me this stone encases a power source that will be most useful to me. Alas, all my efforts to retrieve this power source have been...less than successful. That's where you come in.
Tommy: Sorry. Can't help you there. I'm just a god.
Mesogog moves so his face is practically touching Tommy's
Mesogog: Really? A high school “god”...who's just happened to teach three brats to become Power Rangers! I know you know what's inside this stone. You're going to help me get it out, or you're not going to like the consequences.
Tommy: What would that be?
Mesogog: I’ll make you watch horrible Power Rangers seasons! Let’s start with PRLR!
Tommy: NOOOO!!!!!!!
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Kira: This is bad.
Ethan: Way bad. Worse than crashing after getting to Level 9 of SNSW.
Conner: What?
Ethan: Super Stupid Space Wars.
Conner: Okay, look. Don't you think we're getting a little too freaked out about this?
Kira: Doctor O doesn't show up for my gig, then misses a full day of school without calling. No homework! I say we've achieved the right level of celebrating, I mean, freaking out.
Ethan: I guess there's only one way to find out what the good doctor has been up to.
He walks over to the computer console, and takes a seat. Conner and Kira follow.
Conner: How's that?
Ethan starts keying in commands into the keyboard.
:A bunch of images of naked pink rangers appear:
Conner: Okay…..
:An image appears of Tommy, sitting down in front of the same console:
Kira: Dr. O!
The image of Tommy starts talking on the screen.
Tommy: I'm Tommy Oliver. If you're not me, then something is seriously wrong.
The three look at each other.
Tommy: This video diary is a confidential record, only to be viewed in case I’m kidnapped by a big reptile who’s threatening to show bad PR seasons.
Conner: More dinosaur bone stories. Yawn.
Tommy: My history, as a Power Ranger.
Conner looks amazed and surprised.
Conner: Okay, un-yawn!
:Nice line!:
Tommy: My story begins in Angel Grove.
On the screen is a shot of the interior of the Command Center. Two of the main energy pillars flash energy sparks between them, and the five teenagers are teleported in. We zoom into the monitor.
Tommy: When five teenagers with attitude were recruited to fight the evil space sorceress, Rita Repulsa,
*Rita: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! After 9000 years I'm free! It's time to... Nah, 1000 more years of beauty sleep would'nt hurt. Zzzzz....
1000 years later....
Rita: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! After 10000 years I'm free! It's time to conquer Earth!*
Tommy: Jason, Trini, Billy, Zack, and Kim harnessed the power of the dinosaurs to become Earth's first Power Rangers.
*Zordon: Jason, you are the most musclar and coolest, so you get to be leader and Red Ranger. Zordon: Billy, your name starts with a B, so you get to be the Blue Ranger. Zack, you're black, so you get to be the Black Ranger.
Zack: You racist!
Zordon: Trini, you're Asian, so you get to be the Yellow Ranger.
Trini: Zack's right! You jerk!
Zordon: Kimberly, you're a ditz, so you can be the Pink Ranger.*
Tommy: Under the guidance of the big floting head Zordon, Trini, Zack, Kimberly, Billy and Jason bravely defended Earth, which forced Rita to create her own Ranger.
Kira: Okay, so where's Dr. O?
We see an opening shot of Angel Grove High School (with sign, for those who didn't know), and then we're in the main corridor. Tommy, in green, walks up to Kimberly. This is the beginning of the Green with Evil saga.
*Kimberly: You know that new guy?
Trini: You mean Tummy?
Kimberly: No, Tommy! He's so hot! I hope he doesn't turn evil.*
LATER……
*Rita: Tummy!
Tommy: IT'S TOMMY, DAMMIT!!!
Rita, Whatever! You will now become my evil Green Ranger!*
Tommy: Her evil magic was too strong; I couldn't fight it.
Tommy, in the clip, is shot by Rita's staff, and teleported off. Rita walks on her balcony of the Lunar Palace, with Squatt, Baboo, Goldar and Finster in the background
*Tommy turns EEEEEVIL!
Tommy: How may I serve you, my empress?
Rita: Wash the dishes, clip my toenails, and DESTROY THE RANGERS!!!!
Tommy: Yes, my empress.
Tommy is transformed into the Omega Ranger.
Rita: Whoops! Wrong powers!
Tommy is transformed into the Green Ranger.*
ZUT-KYAH!
Tommy: She commanded me to destroy the Power Rangers, and I almost succeeded.
Kimberly: I know you're the Green Ranger.
Tommy: Well then, Pink Ranger, you should also know that you, and the other Power Rangers, will soon be destroyed. LOSER! HA HA HA HA! (coughs)
:Cut to when Jason flashes his Power Sword, sending an energised blade to knock the Sword of Darkness and the Dragon Dagger away from Tommy. We see Tommy demorph:
Tommy: But my friends never gave up. They helped me destroy the Power Sword, and I was freed.
We see Trini, Zack, Billy and Kimberly appear next to Jason, all demorphed.
*Tommy: Hey! I'm not evil anymores!
Jason: Well, since you're a Ranger, and Bandai still has more toys to sell, why don't you join us?
Tommy: Really? Even after I spit in your milk last Tuesday?
Jason: What!? You b*stard!
Jason runs after Tommy.
Zordon's voice: Attention, Rangers. I must inform you that the Dragonzord can combine with the other Zords to form the DragonZordFightingMode.
Trini: What are you, George's Rodd?
Zordon: George who? Anyway, you must teleport to the Command center.*
Tommy: And that's when I joined the team. But not for long. I soon discovered the Green Ranger Powers were only temporary.
Carter: Not technically. The Green Ranger Powers were originally normal powers, but Rita drained them. Only through Tommy surrendering his coin to Jason did Tommy prevent her from gaining the Powers. Returning to battle to retrieve the five main Power Coins a while later, running directly off Zordon's energy, his coin was re-energised when Tommy reached through and absorbed energy from Rita's forcefield around the Power Coins. These Powers were temporary.
Tommy: Shut up, know it all!!!
*Zordon: Well, If your're not a ranger anymore, !!!!!
Tommy: Finally! Freedom!
Zordon: Don't get too excited. You'll be back in 3 episodes.
Tommy: Awww, man!*
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Note: No more Mighty Morfin’ Powder Rangers Scences will no longer be used from here on now.
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Tommy: The rangers needed help, so Zordon and Alpha needed to create a new ranger.
Nimrod: I’d like you to meet my assistants, A.J and D.D!
A.J: Guys, I’m Nimrod’s partner! Isn’t that cool, or what?
D.D: NEVER GIVE UP!
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Zordon: As you are aware, the Green Ranger's power was completely decimated by his last few battles. Alpha and I felt it was time to create an even more powerful Ranger to combat Lord Zedd, and his diabolical evil. And now my friends, I present to you, the White Ranger.
Towards the end of Zordon's speech, we return to the image of Zordon, and the White Light scene. A powerful light glows from the ceiling, and the White Ranger descends. The landing is cut, and so the music and sound is out as the White Ranger removes his helmet, and Kimberly's eyes open wide. Tommy reveals himself.
We move out of the full screen, and see the image on the monitor in Tommy's lab.
Tommy: Guess who's back!
Jason: Why am I not surprised?
The image suddenly pauses.
Kira: What did you do that for?
Ethan: Because I'm so bugging I can't even deal.
Conner: Our teacher is the oldest living Power Ranger.
Hailey: Not the oldest...
The others quickly swirl round to see her.
Hailey: ...just the longest. He was the Green Ranger, White ranger, Red Ranger, then Black next episode.
Ethan: Hailey?
Conner: How did you get in here?
Hailey: I walked.
Kira: More to the point, what do you know about any of this?
Hailey: I know that Tommy is in trouble. And you three, are the only ones I know who can help him. I've been helping Tommy prepare the dino energy since grad school. Who did you think built the Morphers? I mean Tommy's good with dinosaurs and fossils, but a rocket scientist he ain't.
Conner: And let me guess...you are?
Hailey: Just think of me as DT’s Cam.
Conner: You mean that you’re going to be the Traissic Ranger? NO!!
Hailey: No. And what would be bad about that?
She pulls out a CD-ROM, and walks over to the computer console, and slides the CD-ROM in.
Hailey: This is a surveillance tape from the day of your gig, Kira.
Conner: Why didn't he just morph? I mean he's a Power Ranger.
Hailey: Not any more...or didn't you get that far?
Conner: No.
Zedd: Try to escape this, Power Loser!
Tommy: A new villain, Lord Zedd, was destroying Earth. And with three Rangers leaving, a new power source had to be found.
Zordon: The Sword of Light will allow your Powers to be transferred to three new Rangers. This will be a pointless 2-parter, since you can just give them the coins.
Aisha Campbell, Rocky De Santos (NOO!!!!!) and Adam Park teleport in.
Tommy: Rocky, Adam, Aisha.
Aisha: Isn't this incredible?
Tommy: Trini, Zack and Jason transferred their Powers, and the three new Rangers stepped forwards, one who will be replaced by a 12-year old.
Rita and Zedd: By the power and force of lightning, make our monster grow!
Rito Revolto: YEAH!!!!!!
Tommy: And just in time, because Rita and Zedd teamed up to form the most powerful enemy yet, bringing with them a new terror - Rito. The new team fought bravely, but it wasn't enough. Rito destroyed our Zords.
Kimberly: Noooooo!
Aisha: Stop that!
DESTROY!
Tommy: It looks like we lost more than our Zords...we've lost our Powers.
Ninjor: Your journey is about to begin.
:The Rangers stand in a circle around Ninjor, in the Gay Temple:
Tommy: A Ranger never gives up. Zordon sent us on a quest to find Ninjor, a warrior from the past who showed us the secret of the ancient Ninja. Our quest complete, we gained new weapons, new Zords, and new enemies.
ZUT-KYAH!
Tommy: But along with new enemies, came new friends.
Tommy: Oh, I'm Tommy.
Kat: Nice to meet you, Tommy. I'm Katherine, your future wife.
Tommy: When Kimberly decided to leave, Katherine was the only choice. Katherine assumed the Pink Ranger Power, and just in time. We were under attack.
Zordon: You must evacuate the Command Center.
Alpha: Teleportation sequence activated.
TELEPORT! BAM! SKIP MMAR!
Tommy: We got out just as Rita and Zedd succeeded in destroying the Command Center.
Delphine: YOU SKIPPED US! COME ON, GUYS!
:Alien Rangers get thrown out of house:
Tommy: So anyway….
Tommy: It's all here. This is incredible.
Tommy: Beneath the ruins we found the Zeo Crystal, a mystical power that guided us into the next chapter of our lives as Rangers.
:The second part of the same episode. The Rangers are standing behind a table in the Power Chamber. On the table, lies the Zeonizers. We see the shot of the Rangers standing in a line, with the Subcrystal they retrieved floating above their head, lowing a different colour:
Rocky: You get red? NO!
Next follows a shot of the Zeo Rangers, morphed but with them holding their helmets.
Zordon: Rangers, the Power of the Zeo Crystal now resides within you. It will bestow upon you powers beyond your imagination.
Tommy: I bet it can’t get me hot pink rangers…
:The new rotating alarm rotates, lights flashing. Billy's head comes into shot:
Billy: Okay guys, this will be the first test of your new Powers.
MORPH!
Tommy: The Zeo Powers were awesome, but when we needed reinforcements, we turned to an old friend.
Tommy: The new Gold Ranger's right here.
Removing his shades, the mysterious figure is revealed to be Jason.
Tommy: Jason returned, and assumed the Power of the Gold Ranger.
SMACK!
Tommy: After high school graduation, we were ready to face the world. But not before going on one more adventure, as Rangers. It was time to shift into a higher gear.
NEW POWERS!
Tommy: Shift into Turbo!
ZOOM!
Tommy: The old Rangers were gone forever, but the Turbo Rangers were born. A space pirate named Divatox launched an attack upon Earth. We were given the Powers of Turbo, and took her head on, with a little help.
Justin: Guys, I'm the new Blue Ranger! Isn’t that cool, or what?
Others: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SKIP!
Kat: Tommy, look out!
EXPLODE! INTRODUTIONS!
TJ: I just can't stand here, and do nothing.
:He runs off. We see he and Cassie fighting the Piranahtrons:
Tommy: TJ, Cassie, Ashley...
Tanya: Can you take these two to safety?
Ashley: Sure. Come with me.
Tommy: ...and Carlos...
Adam: Carlos. we need your help. Can you make sure everyone gets to safety?
Carlos: As long as I become the green ranger!
Adam: Sure.
Tommy: ...proved they had what it takes..
Dimatria: You have been asked to select an outstanding individual who will take over as your successors. We welcome them now, into the Power Ranger family.
:Cassie, TJ, Ashley and Carlos rise up from behind a huge rock at the front of the celebration chamber, with flashing sparking lights focussing on them:
Tommy: I wouldn't be standing here today, TJ, if it weren't for your courage and curiosity.
Tommy: I choose you, to lead the team, as the new Red Ranger, soon to be baked in a giant pizza.
The image is paused again.
Hailey: After that, Tommy went to college, where he met yours truly. But when he found the Dino Gems, he knew he could never escape the Power for long.
Conner: So much for a racecar driver.
Ethan: Seeings how I don't want us to be the end of the line, can we get back on the subject of finding Doctor O?
Kira: Hey, I just thought of something. How about plot holes? I mean, Invisaportals? They're all over the city. If we can find one, we can get into Mesogog's lab.
Hailey: I've been working on that very thing. Unfortunately, I need just a little more time. The rest of the episode to be exact.
Conner: Okay, so what are we supposed to do while you're doing that?
Hailey: Here, watch more of your heritage,you might learn something.
Divatox: Ready to take over the world, boys?
EXPLODE! LOSE POWERS!
Tommy: Divatox was tough, and the Piranahtrons were relentless. Divatox wasn't ready to give up, and staged a fearsome attack, taking out the Turbo Rangers' command center, and with it, their Powers. She headed for space, and Earth's ultimate destruction.
Carlos: We have to go to the Cimmerian Planet.
TJ: We've got to stop Divatox before she comes back. Let’s get a shuttle!
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TJ: Over there!
Tommy: The Rangers knew that they had to follow Divatox into space, and embarked on their most dangerous mission, leaving behind the world they knew...
Computer voice: ...four...three...
Carlos: Goodbye, Justin.
TJ: Is he looking?
Carlos: Nope.
Cassie: CELEBRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tommy: ...for 2 episodes.
The shuttle lifts off, and Justin watches it, and his friends, leave.
Justin: Darn, no more Ashley….
Tommy: The journey into space was treacherous,...
Cassie: It's pulling us in, just like in Star Wars.
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TJ: A red ranger! He could help!
Andros: Die!
TJ: Never mind…
Tommy: ...and the line between friend and foe, a thin one. Andros proved that he was more than a friend, he was just the kind of leader that they would need to fight their new enemy.
Andros: Open the outer space hatch.
TJ: We're coming with you.
Tommy: An enemy called...Karone. I mean, the hot- I mean, the evil Astronema!
Astronema: Destroy them.
Tommy: They thought they had no hope, but Andros brought them the Astro Morphers, bringing forth a new team.
Andros runs up and gives the four Earth Rangers the Astro Morphers, just as Tommy says that line!
Andros: Alright. Let's Rocket!
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SKIP!
Cassie: Who is he?
Andros: His name is Zhane...he's the Silver Ranger.
:The lid to the tube opens, and Zhane begins to move:
Zhane: I LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tommy: The Space Rangers freed Zhane from his deep freeze, and the Silver Ranger was a noble addition to the team. But soon, Andros and Zordon had to make the ultimate sacrifice.
Zordon: Andros, hurry. You must destroy my energy tube.
Andros: Whatever.
Zordon: Time is running out.
SLASH!
Tommy: ...but deep in space, another battle raged. On the distant planet of Mirinoi, five new heroes, Mike, Damon, Kendrix, Maya and Kai retrieved the Quasar Sabers and were chosen to be the defenders of the Lost Galaxy. But, Mike fell down in some… place and gave his saber to his brother, Leo. Then, Mike came back to become the Magna Defender. They would have to combine their powers and their horrible costumes if they were to defeat their mortal enemy, Trakeena.
Trakeena: Nothing can stop me this time. Nothing, except for a piece of merchandising.
The Scorpion Stinger blasts Terra Venture's main dome, and the station collides with a moon. The main dome separates, as the rest of the station is destroyed.
Tommy: Trakeena threatened to destroy the space colony, Terra Venture, and took on a horrifying new form. Red Ranger and his Battlizer were the colony's only hope.
Leo, as the Armoured Red Ranger, uses a mechanical claw to grab onto Trakeena, in her green mutant form.
Leo: Piece of merchandising, full power!
EXPLODE!
Tommy: With Trakeena destroyed, the people of Terra Venture were forever grateful to the Rangers of the Lost Galaxy. Meanwhile, on Earth, an EXTREMELY stupid team was being put together to fight a new battle against an invasion of demons.
Random Guy: Look! A dumpster!
Rita: Ah, I’m free again!
Guy: Wrong one!
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Captain Mitchell: Lightspeed has developed technology and highly sophisticated weapons that we believe can stop them. Because of your skills, you've been chosen to use these weapons to defend the city. These are your Rescue Morphers. The city needs you.
Carter: I'm in, Sir. I want to touch as many balls as possible.
Kelsey: Me too.
Chad: I want to help.
Tommy: The Lightspeed Rangers needed one more to complete their mission. That's when Ryan joined the team.
Ryan: Titanium Power!
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PAUSE!
Ethan: Hey, I was watching that.
Hailey: Sorry, but I've got something.
Conner: Like you've found him?
Hailey: Almost. I've got a lock on the back door to Mesogog's firewall. In theory, it should lead us straight to a plot hole.
Kira: Then what?
Hailey: I'll...let you know when I get there.
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Mesogog: Once I access the power in this rock, my dream of returning the planet to its prehistoric roots will be a mere formality.
Tommy: Why can't you just want to rule the Earth like all the other psychos?
Mesogog: Are you going to tell me how to open that stone, or not?
Tommy: Take a wild guess.
Mesogog: Have it your way. Time for the PRWF tapes! Why do they always have to be so stubborn?
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Search Failed.
Conner: So...what's happening?
Hailey: Either I'm loosing my touch, or Mesogog is really smart...for a mutant freak.
Ethan: Maybe both!
Kira: What's it doing now?
Hailey: It's retrieving more Ranger history.
Ethan: Nice spaceship.
EXPLODE!
Jen: My friends and I are from the year 3000...
Kira pauses the image.
Ethan: Whoa, hold up. Power Rangers who came from the future?
Kira: They're down with time travel and everything, right? Couldn't they take us to the moment when Tommy was kidnapped?
Conner: What, so we could watch it happen all over again?
Kira: THAT’S one of the reasons that people hate you.
Conner: Oh...so we could...stop them. Got it.
Kira: It's worth a shot. Let's see if this tells us how to reach them.
Jen: We're trying to recapture a gang of mutants who escaped through time and take them back with us. We think you may be the only one who can unlock these morphers so that we can defeat them. It's yours.
Wes: WHOO!!!!!
Morpher Voice: DNA Confirmed.
Jen: Ready?
All Rangers: Time For Time Force!
Tommy: Rangers from the future chased a mutant criminal through time. But it took a modern-day hero to finish the job. It took a while for Eric to learn that the greatest virtue about being a Ranger is not the Power...
Eric: Quantum Power!
Tommy: ...but the reward of helping mankind. It took until the final episode.
Ethan: That was slick, but not helpful.
Conner: Okay, but what about all the other Rangers? I mean, there must be hundreds of them all over the place. Couldn't we team up and scout all over the city?
Hailey: It's not that easy. Most Rangers don't want to travel all the way to New Zealand.
Hailey calls up an image from "Lionheart", after the four Wild Force Rangers save Cole Evans from an Org attack. Alyssa Enrile demorphs.
Alyssa: We need a fifth Ranger.
Taylor: Calm down, guys. We’re doing great!
Max: Danny’s in a coma!
Taylor: I say we're doing just fine as we are.
FIVER INTERUPTION! THESE SCENES ARE VERY DISTERBEING, SO LET’S WATCH A BIRD FLYING!
………………………………………………………………… …………………………..
I THINK IT’S FINISHED!
Merrick: Oh, yeah! KEEP DOING TH-
NEVER MIND! LET’S WATCH THE BIRD AGAIN!
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Now, it’s finished.
Kira: My eyes are burning!
Conner: Did you see what Carter was doing to the other red rangers?
Ethan: Meanwhile, back in reality, we still have no way to find Doctor O.
Hailey: I know there's at least one more group of Rangers out there, they had a guy named Cam, he was even more of a genius with this stuff than I am.
Conner: Try typing in 'Ninja Storm'.
Everyone turns to stare at him.
Conner: What? My twin brother went to this super secret ninja school. Everyone there knew a few of the students got chosen to be Rangers.
Ethan: Your brother was a Power Ranger?
Conner: Nah, he was just a minor character in the season finale for Ninja Storm.
Kira hums to herself in a sign of wanting a second opinion on Conner's last statement.
Conner: Er, guys?
Hailey: Hey look, I've found them.
*Sensei: The morphers Cam…
Cam: These guys, but they are so gay and I’m straight and- - --
*RIC BITES CAM IN THE ASS
Cam: Okay Okay!*
The Rangers appear on the cliff edge, having just morphed for the first time.
Tommy: Three unlikely ninja students commanded the power of earth, air, water, and the word, “dude”.
The Rangers leap over the camera.
*Shane: (Jamaican accent) Welcome to the Ranja family, come and let us all bond together- -
Hunter: Back off, bastard! Obviously, you haven’t paid enough attention to the first season, or the title card of today’s episode.*
Tommy: It was the Power of Thunder that gave them their biggest challenge. But their greatest enemies...
*Tori: Blake?!
Shane: Hunter?
All: YOU GUYS ARE DA THUNDERS?!
Blake: Obviously, you didn’t read the parody…
Hunter: Now, we’ll steal that guinea pig of yours, bye!*
SKIP!!!!!!!!!
Hunter: It's coming back...
He demorphs.
Tommy: ...proved to be their greatest allies. After 6 episodes.
Shane: Do you know who we are?
He looks at the crouching Hunter. Tori and Dustin stand behind Shane, whilst Blake supports his brother.
Hunter: :Reads script: Yeah, my friends.
SKIP!!!!!!!!!
*Cam and Kiya fight, the Cyclone morpher gives Cam powers
Cam: FLAME ON! *
Tommy: With Earth at the brink of destruction, another friend, Cam, went back in time to retrieve the one power that could save them all...the power of the Green Samurai Ranger, for Kelly. Well, not really.
Cam falls through time then, as the Green Samurai Ranger, leaps down from the Samurai Star Megazord, and demorphs:
Tommy: Unfortunately, the rangers were arguing on who should be the Green Samurai Ranger.
SKIP!
Tommy: In their final battle against Lothor, the Rangers made their ultimate sacrifice.
Lothor: I have your Ranger Powers!
Shane: We might not be Power Rangers...but we still have plot holes! Power of the Wild Force Rider!
Dustin: Power of Zeltrax having Tyrannodrones in “Wormhole”!
Tori: Power of Invisoportals!
All Three: Plot hole Powers!
They use their own life-force to power their element attacks, forcing Lothor back into the Abyss of Evil and sealing it.
The explosion of the Abyss being sealed appears on the monitor.
Ethan: Yeah, the Ninja's are real. I knew it. I read a few parodies of nickraman.
Conner: Hey, my brother taught me some of his moves. Check it out!
KICK COMPUTER!
Kira: Oh please tell me that did not just happen.
Hailey: I think we've just lost our last hope at finding Tommy.
Conner mentally kicks himself.
Conner: Ow.
Later…..
Conner: Anything?
Hailey: Got it.
Ethan: We are so lucky you're a genius.
Conner breathes a sigh of relief.
Hailey: Even geniuses need help sometimes. That little jolt must have done something to the wiring, because I'm getting something.
Tommy: With the return of Mesogog, it became necessary to invoke the power of the Dino Gems. Should anything happen to me, these three losers… I mean teens are charged with protecting the planet.
Kira: It's us.
Tommy: You're in big trouble…. I mean good hands.
Conner: He really trusts us.
Hailey: He does. Well, not really.
Ethan: We have to save him. We owe it to him.
Kira: The whole world owes him.
:You cannot put it any better than that:
The computer beeps.
Hailey: It worked! I have a lock on an Invisaportal.
Conner: It's time to go and save the teacher.
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Mesogog: Time for the “Barney” tapes! I’m so happy, I’ll dance while “To Be Continued…”, shows up!
*Mesogog does the chicken dance at ludicrous speed*
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Credits:
NeonGreyRanger: Mighty Morfin’ Powder Rangers
NTWarrior (nickraman): NS Parodations
Please post if this is better or worse than my C2D fiver.
Power Rangers Dino Thunder
Episode 12x4 - "Legacy of Power"
Fiver Guy: Red_Ranger2003
Special Thanks to: NeonGreyRanger and NTWarrior, for letting me use a few parts from their parodies. And of course, GreenNinja.
Flashbacks are in italics.
Scenes from other parodies are in between two *.
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Commemorating 500 episodes, May the power live on for a few more years.
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We're in Mesogog's main chamber. He's standing over a crystal, trying to use his impressive mental institute knowledge to access it, or read it, or something. Whatever he's trying, it isn't working. This clearly frustrates him.
Mesogog: I will have it. Grrr.
The doors open. Led by Zeltrax, Tyrannodrones enter, dragging Dr. Oliver with them.
Zeltrax: My lord, the prisoner.
Mesogog: Finally. Tie him to that chair.
Tommy: What do you want with me?
Mesogog: How rude of me not to explain. My sensors tell me this stone encases a power source that will be most useful to me. Alas, all my efforts to retrieve this power source have been...less than successful. That's where you come in.
Tommy: Sorry. Can't help you there. I'm just a god.
Mesogog moves so his face is practically touching Tommy's
Mesogog: Really? A high school “god”...who's just happened to teach three brats to become Power Rangers! I know you know what's inside this stone. You're going to help me get it out, or you're not going to like the consequences.
Tommy: What would that be?
Mesogog: I’ll make you watch horrible Power Rangers seasons! Let’s start with PRLR!
Tommy: NOOOO!!!!!!!
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Kira: This is bad.
Ethan: Way bad. Worse than crashing after getting to Level 9 of SNSW.
Conner: What?
Ethan: Super Stupid Space Wars.
Conner: Okay, look. Don't you think we're getting a little too freaked out about this?
Kira: Doctor O doesn't show up for my gig, then misses a full day of school without calling. No homework! I say we've achieved the right level of celebrating, I mean, freaking out.
Ethan: I guess there's only one way to find out what the good doctor has been up to.
He walks over to the computer console, and takes a seat. Conner and Kira follow.
Conner: How's that?
Ethan starts keying in commands into the keyboard.
:A bunch of images of naked pink rangers appear:
Conner: Okay…..
:An image appears of Tommy, sitting down in front of the same console:
Kira: Dr. O!
The image of Tommy starts talking on the screen.
Tommy: I'm Tommy Oliver. If you're not me, then something is seriously wrong.
The three look at each other.
Tommy: This video diary is a confidential record, only to be viewed in case I’m kidnapped by a big reptile who’s threatening to show bad PR seasons.
Conner: More dinosaur bone stories. Yawn.
Tommy: My history, as a Power Ranger.
Conner looks amazed and surprised.
Conner: Okay, un-yawn!
:Nice line!:
Tommy: My story begins in Angel Grove.
On the screen is a shot of the interior of the Command Center. Two of the main energy pillars flash energy sparks between them, and the five teenagers are teleported in. We zoom into the monitor.
Tommy: When five teenagers with attitude were recruited to fight the evil space sorceress, Rita Repulsa,
*Rita: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! After 9000 years I'm free! It's time to... Nah, 1000 more years of beauty sleep would'nt hurt. Zzzzz....
1000 years later....
Rita: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! After 10000 years I'm free! It's time to conquer Earth!*
Tommy: Jason, Trini, Billy, Zack, and Kim harnessed the power of the dinosaurs to become Earth's first Power Rangers.
*Zordon: Jason, you are the most musclar and coolest, so you get to be leader and Red Ranger. Zordon: Billy, your name starts with a B, so you get to be the Blue Ranger. Zack, you're black, so you get to be the Black Ranger.
Zack: You racist!
Zordon: Trini, you're Asian, so you get to be the Yellow Ranger.
Trini: Zack's right! You jerk!
Zordon: Kimberly, you're a ditz, so you can be the Pink Ranger.*
Tommy: Under the guidance of the big floting head Zordon, Trini, Zack, Kimberly, Billy and Jason bravely defended Earth, which forced Rita to create her own Ranger.
Kira: Okay, so where's Dr. O?
We see an opening shot of Angel Grove High School (with sign, for those who didn't know), and then we're in the main corridor. Tommy, in green, walks up to Kimberly. This is the beginning of the Green with Evil saga.
*Kimberly: You know that new guy?
Trini: You mean Tummy?
Kimberly: No, Tommy! He's so hot! I hope he doesn't turn evil.*
LATER……
*Rita: Tummy!
Tommy: IT'S TOMMY, DAMMIT!!!
Rita, Whatever! You will now become my evil Green Ranger!*
Tommy: Her evil magic was too strong; I couldn't fight it.
Tommy, in the clip, is shot by Rita's staff, and teleported off. Rita walks on her balcony of the Lunar Palace, with Squatt, Baboo, Goldar and Finster in the background
*Tommy turns EEEEEVIL!
Tommy: How may I serve you, my empress?
Rita: Wash the dishes, clip my toenails, and DESTROY THE RANGERS!!!!
Tommy: Yes, my empress.
Tommy is transformed into the Omega Ranger.
Rita: Whoops! Wrong powers!
Tommy is transformed into the Green Ranger.*
ZUT-KYAH!
Tommy: She commanded me to destroy the Power Rangers, and I almost succeeded.
Kimberly: I know you're the Green Ranger.
Tommy: Well then, Pink Ranger, you should also know that you, and the other Power Rangers, will soon be destroyed. LOSER! HA HA HA HA! (coughs)
:Cut to when Jason flashes his Power Sword, sending an energised blade to knock the Sword of Darkness and the Dragon Dagger away from Tommy. We see Tommy demorph:
Tommy: But my friends never gave up. They helped me destroy the Power Sword, and I was freed.
We see Trini, Zack, Billy and Kimberly appear next to Jason, all demorphed.
*Tommy: Hey! I'm not evil anymores!
Jason: Well, since you're a Ranger, and Bandai still has more toys to sell, why don't you join us?
Tommy: Really? Even after I spit in your milk last Tuesday?
Jason: What!? You b*stard!
Jason runs after Tommy.
Zordon's voice: Attention, Rangers. I must inform you that the Dragonzord can combine with the other Zords to form the DragonZordFightingMode.
Trini: What are you, George's Rodd?
Zordon: George who? Anyway, you must teleport to the Command center.*
Tommy: And that's when I joined the team. But not for long. I soon discovered the Green Ranger Powers were only temporary.
Carter: Not technically. The Green Ranger Powers were originally normal powers, but Rita drained them. Only through Tommy surrendering his coin to Jason did Tommy prevent her from gaining the Powers. Returning to battle to retrieve the five main Power Coins a while later, running directly off Zordon's energy, his coin was re-energised when Tommy reached through and absorbed energy from Rita's forcefield around the Power Coins. These Powers were temporary.
Tommy: Shut up, know it all!!!
*Zordon: Well, If your're not a ranger anymore, !!!!!
Tommy: Finally! Freedom!
Zordon: Don't get too excited. You'll be back in 3 episodes.
Tommy: Awww, man!*
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Note: No more Mighty Morfin’ Powder Rangers Scences will no longer be used from here on now.
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Tommy: The rangers needed help, so Zordon and Alpha needed to create a new ranger.
Nimrod: I’d like you to meet my assistants, A.J and D.D!
A.J: Guys, I’m Nimrod’s partner! Isn’t that cool, or what?
D.D: NEVER GIVE UP!
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Zordon: As you are aware, the Green Ranger's power was completely decimated by his last few battles. Alpha and I felt it was time to create an even more powerful Ranger to combat Lord Zedd, and his diabolical evil. And now my friends, I present to you, the White Ranger.
Towards the end of Zordon's speech, we return to the image of Zordon, and the White Light scene. A powerful light glows from the ceiling, and the White Ranger descends. The landing is cut, and so the music and sound is out as the White Ranger removes his helmet, and Kimberly's eyes open wide. Tommy reveals himself.
We move out of the full screen, and see the image on the monitor in Tommy's lab.
Tommy: Guess who's back!
Jason: Why am I not surprised?
The image suddenly pauses.
Kira: What did you do that for?
Ethan: Because I'm so bugging I can't even deal.
Conner: Our teacher is the oldest living Power Ranger.
Hailey: Not the oldest...
The others quickly swirl round to see her.
Hailey: ...just the longest. He was the Green Ranger, White ranger, Red Ranger, then Black next episode.
Ethan: Hailey?
Conner: How did you get in here?
Hailey: I walked.
Kira: More to the point, what do you know about any of this?
Hailey: I know that Tommy is in trouble. And you three, are the only ones I know who can help him. I've been helping Tommy prepare the dino energy since grad school. Who did you think built the Morphers? I mean Tommy's good with dinosaurs and fossils, but a rocket scientist he ain't.
Conner: And let me guess...you are?
Hailey: Just think of me as DT’s Cam.
Conner: You mean that you’re going to be the Traissic Ranger? NO!!
Hailey: No. And what would be bad about that?
She pulls out a CD-ROM, and walks over to the computer console, and slides the CD-ROM in.
Hailey: This is a surveillance tape from the day of your gig, Kira.
Conner: Why didn't he just morph? I mean he's a Power Ranger.
Hailey: Not any more...or didn't you get that far?
Conner: No.
Zedd: Try to escape this, Power Loser!
Tommy: A new villain, Lord Zedd, was destroying Earth. And with three Rangers leaving, a new power source had to be found.
Zordon: The Sword of Light will allow your Powers to be transferred to three new Rangers. This will be a pointless 2-parter, since you can just give them the coins.
Aisha Campbell, Rocky De Santos (NOO!!!!!) and Adam Park teleport in.
Tommy: Rocky, Adam, Aisha.
Aisha: Isn't this incredible?
Tommy: Trini, Zack and Jason transferred their Powers, and the three new Rangers stepped forwards, one who will be replaced by a 12-year old.
Rita and Zedd: By the power and force of lightning, make our monster grow!
Rito Revolto: YEAH!!!!!!
Tommy: And just in time, because Rita and Zedd teamed up to form the most powerful enemy yet, bringing with them a new terror - Rito. The new team fought bravely, but it wasn't enough. Rito destroyed our Zords.
Kimberly: Noooooo!
Aisha: Stop that!
DESTROY!
Tommy: It looks like we lost more than our Zords...we've lost our Powers.
Ninjor: Your journey is about to begin.
:The Rangers stand in a circle around Ninjor, in the Gay Temple:
Tommy: A Ranger never gives up. Zordon sent us on a quest to find Ninjor, a warrior from the past who showed us the secret of the ancient Ninja. Our quest complete, we gained new weapons, new Zords, and new enemies.
ZUT-KYAH!
Tommy: But along with new enemies, came new friends.
Tommy: Oh, I'm Tommy.
Kat: Nice to meet you, Tommy. I'm Katherine, your future wife.
Tommy: When Kimberly decided to leave, Katherine was the only choice. Katherine assumed the Pink Ranger Power, and just in time. We were under attack.
Zordon: You must evacuate the Command Center.
Alpha: Teleportation sequence activated.
TELEPORT! BAM! SKIP MMAR!
Tommy: We got out just as Rita and Zedd succeeded in destroying the Command Center.
Delphine: YOU SKIPPED US! COME ON, GUYS!
:Alien Rangers get thrown out of house:
Tommy: So anyway….
Tommy: It's all here. This is incredible.
Tommy: Beneath the ruins we found the Zeo Crystal, a mystical power that guided us into the next chapter of our lives as Rangers.
:The second part of the same episode. The Rangers are standing behind a table in the Power Chamber. On the table, lies the Zeonizers. We see the shot of the Rangers standing in a line, with the Subcrystal they retrieved floating above their head, lowing a different colour:
Rocky: You get red? NO!
Next follows a shot of the Zeo Rangers, morphed but with them holding their helmets.
Zordon: Rangers, the Power of the Zeo Crystal now resides within you. It will bestow upon you powers beyond your imagination.
Tommy: I bet it can’t get me hot pink rangers…
:The new rotating alarm rotates, lights flashing. Billy's head comes into shot:
Billy: Okay guys, this will be the first test of your new Powers.
MORPH!
Tommy: The Zeo Powers were awesome, but when we needed reinforcements, we turned to an old friend.
Tommy: The new Gold Ranger's right here.
Removing his shades, the mysterious figure is revealed to be Jason.
Tommy: Jason returned, and assumed the Power of the Gold Ranger.
SMACK!
Tommy: After high school graduation, we were ready to face the world. But not before going on one more adventure, as Rangers. It was time to shift into a higher gear.
NEW POWERS!
Tommy: Shift into Turbo!
ZOOM!
Tommy: The old Rangers were gone forever, but the Turbo Rangers were born. A space pirate named Divatox launched an attack upon Earth. We were given the Powers of Turbo, and took her head on, with a little help.
Justin: Guys, I'm the new Blue Ranger! Isn’t that cool, or what?
Others: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SKIP!
Kat: Tommy, look out!
EXPLODE! INTRODUTIONS!
TJ: I just can't stand here, and do nothing.
:He runs off. We see he and Cassie fighting the Piranahtrons:
Tommy: TJ, Cassie, Ashley...
Tanya: Can you take these two to safety?
Ashley: Sure. Come with me.
Tommy: ...and Carlos...
Adam: Carlos. we need your help. Can you make sure everyone gets to safety?
Carlos: As long as I become the green ranger!
Adam: Sure.
Tommy: ...proved they had what it takes..
Dimatria: You have been asked to select an outstanding individual who will take over as your successors. We welcome them now, into the Power Ranger family.
:Cassie, TJ, Ashley and Carlos rise up from behind a huge rock at the front of the celebration chamber, with flashing sparking lights focussing on them:
Tommy: I wouldn't be standing here today, TJ, if it weren't for your courage and curiosity.
Tommy: I choose you, to lead the team, as the new Red Ranger, soon to be baked in a giant pizza.
The image is paused again.
Hailey: After that, Tommy went to college, where he met yours truly. But when he found the Dino Gems, he knew he could never escape the Power for long.
Conner: So much for a racecar driver.
Ethan: Seeings how I don't want us to be the end of the line, can we get back on the subject of finding Doctor O?
Kira: Hey, I just thought of something. How about plot holes? I mean, Invisaportals? They're all over the city. If we can find one, we can get into Mesogog's lab.
Hailey: I've been working on that very thing. Unfortunately, I need just a little more time. The rest of the episode to be exact.
Conner: Okay, so what are we supposed to do while you're doing that?
Hailey: Here, watch more of your heritage,you might learn something.
Divatox: Ready to take over the world, boys?
EXPLODE! LOSE POWERS!
Tommy: Divatox was tough, and the Piranahtrons were relentless. Divatox wasn't ready to give up, and staged a fearsome attack, taking out the Turbo Rangers' command center, and with it, their Powers. She headed for space, and Earth's ultimate destruction.
Carlos: We have to go to the Cimmerian Planet.
TJ: We've got to stop Divatox before she comes back. Let’s get a shuttle!
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TJ: Over there!
Tommy: The Rangers knew that they had to follow Divatox into space, and embarked on their most dangerous mission, leaving behind the world they knew...
Computer voice: ...four...three...
Carlos: Goodbye, Justin.
TJ: Is he looking?
Carlos: Nope.
Cassie: CELEBRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tommy: ...for 2 episodes.
The shuttle lifts off, and Justin watches it, and his friends, leave.
Justin: Darn, no more Ashley….
Tommy: The journey into space was treacherous,...
Cassie: It's pulling us in, just like in Star Wars.
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TJ: A red ranger! He could help!
Andros: Die!
TJ: Never mind…
Tommy: ...and the line between friend and foe, a thin one. Andros proved that he was more than a friend, he was just the kind of leader that they would need to fight their new enemy.
Andros: Open the outer space hatch.
TJ: We're coming with you.
Tommy: An enemy called...Karone. I mean, the hot- I mean, the evil Astronema!
Astronema: Destroy them.
Tommy: They thought they had no hope, but Andros brought them the Astro Morphers, bringing forth a new team.
Andros runs up and gives the four Earth Rangers the Astro Morphers, just as Tommy says that line!
Andros: Alright. Let's Rocket!
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SKIP!
Cassie: Who is he?
Andros: His name is Zhane...he's the Silver Ranger.
:The lid to the tube opens, and Zhane begins to move:
Zhane: I LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tommy: The Space Rangers freed Zhane from his deep freeze, and the Silver Ranger was a noble addition to the team. But soon, Andros and Zordon had to make the ultimate sacrifice.
Zordon: Andros, hurry. You must destroy my energy tube.
Andros: Whatever.
Zordon: Time is running out.
SLASH!
Tommy: ...but deep in space, another battle raged. On the distant planet of Mirinoi, five new heroes, Mike, Damon, Kendrix, Maya and Kai retrieved the Quasar Sabers and were chosen to be the defenders of the Lost Galaxy. But, Mike fell down in some… place and gave his saber to his brother, Leo. Then, Mike came back to become the Magna Defender. They would have to combine their powers and their horrible costumes if they were to defeat their mortal enemy, Trakeena.
Trakeena: Nothing can stop me this time. Nothing, except for a piece of merchandising.
The Scorpion Stinger blasts Terra Venture's main dome, and the station collides with a moon. The main dome separates, as the rest of the station is destroyed.
Tommy: Trakeena threatened to destroy the space colony, Terra Venture, and took on a horrifying new form. Red Ranger and his Battlizer were the colony's only hope.
Leo, as the Armoured Red Ranger, uses a mechanical claw to grab onto Trakeena, in her green mutant form.
Leo: Piece of merchandising, full power!
EXPLODE!
Tommy: With Trakeena destroyed, the people of Terra Venture were forever grateful to the Rangers of the Lost Galaxy. Meanwhile, on Earth, an EXTREMELY stupid team was being put together to fight a new battle against an invasion of demons.
Random Guy: Look! A dumpster!
Rita: Ah, I’m free again!
Guy: Wrong one!
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Captain Mitchell: Lightspeed has developed technology and highly sophisticated weapons that we believe can stop them. Because of your skills, you've been chosen to use these weapons to defend the city. These are your Rescue Morphers. The city needs you.
Carter: I'm in, Sir. I want to touch as many balls as possible.
Kelsey: Me too.
Chad: I want to help.
Tommy: The Lightspeed Rangers needed one more to complete their mission. That's when Ryan joined the team.
Ryan: Titanium Power!
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PAUSE!
Ethan: Hey, I was watching that.
Hailey: Sorry, but I've got something.
Conner: Like you've found him?
Hailey: Almost. I've got a lock on the back door to Mesogog's firewall. In theory, it should lead us straight to a plot hole.
Kira: Then what?
Hailey: I'll...let you know when I get there.
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Mesogog: Once I access the power in this rock, my dream of returning the planet to its prehistoric roots will be a mere formality.
Tommy: Why can't you just want to rule the Earth like all the other psychos?
Mesogog: Are you going to tell me how to open that stone, or not?
Tommy: Take a wild guess.
Mesogog: Have it your way. Time for the PRWF tapes! Why do they always have to be so stubborn?
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Search Failed.
Conner: So...what's happening?
Hailey: Either I'm loosing my touch, or Mesogog is really smart...for a mutant freak.
Ethan: Maybe both!
Kira: What's it doing now?
Hailey: It's retrieving more Ranger history.
Ethan: Nice spaceship.
EXPLODE!
Jen: My friends and I are from the year 3000...
Kira pauses the image.
Ethan: Whoa, hold up. Power Rangers who came from the future?
Kira: They're down with time travel and everything, right? Couldn't they take us to the moment when Tommy was kidnapped?
Conner: What, so we could watch it happen all over again?
Kira: THAT’S one of the reasons that people hate you.
Conner: Oh...so we could...stop them. Got it.
Kira: It's worth a shot. Let's see if this tells us how to reach them.
Jen: We're trying to recapture a gang of mutants who escaped through time and take them back with us. We think you may be the only one who can unlock these morphers so that we can defeat them. It's yours.
Wes: WHOO!!!!!
Morpher Voice: DNA Confirmed.
Jen: Ready?
All Rangers: Time For Time Force!
Tommy: Rangers from the future chased a mutant criminal through time. But it took a modern-day hero to finish the job. It took a while for Eric to learn that the greatest virtue about being a Ranger is not the Power...
Eric: Quantum Power!
Tommy: ...but the reward of helping mankind. It took until the final episode.
Ethan: That was slick, but not helpful.
Conner: Okay, but what about all the other Rangers? I mean, there must be hundreds of them all over the place. Couldn't we team up and scout all over the city?
Hailey: It's not that easy. Most Rangers don't want to travel all the way to New Zealand.
Hailey calls up an image from "Lionheart", after the four Wild Force Rangers save Cole Evans from an Org attack. Alyssa Enrile demorphs.
Alyssa: We need a fifth Ranger.
Taylor: Calm down, guys. We’re doing great!
Max: Danny’s in a coma!
Taylor: I say we're doing just fine as we are.
FIVER INTERUPTION! THESE SCENES ARE VERY DISTERBEING, SO LET’S WATCH A BIRD FLYING!
………………………………………………………………… …………………………..
I THINK IT’S FINISHED!
Merrick: Oh, yeah! KEEP DOING TH-
NEVER MIND! LET’S WATCH THE BIRD AGAIN!
……………………………………………………………..
Now, it’s finished.
Kira: My eyes are burning!
Conner: Did you see what Carter was doing to the other red rangers?
Ethan: Meanwhile, back in reality, we still have no way to find Doctor O.
Hailey: I know there's at least one more group of Rangers out there, they had a guy named Cam, he was even more of a genius with this stuff than I am.
Conner: Try typing in 'Ninja Storm'.
Everyone turns to stare at him.
Conner: What? My twin brother went to this super secret ninja school. Everyone there knew a few of the students got chosen to be Rangers.
Ethan: Your brother was a Power Ranger?
Conner: Nah, he was just a minor character in the season finale for Ninja Storm.
Kira hums to herself in a sign of wanting a second opinion on Conner's last statement.
Conner: Er, guys?
Hailey: Hey look, I've found them.
*Sensei: The morphers Cam…
Cam: These guys, but they are so gay and I’m straight and- - --
*RIC BITES CAM IN THE ASS
Cam: Okay Okay!*
The Rangers appear on the cliff edge, having just morphed for the first time.
Tommy: Three unlikely ninja students commanded the power of earth, air, water, and the word, “dude”.
The Rangers leap over the camera.
*Shane: (Jamaican accent) Welcome to the Ranja family, come and let us all bond together- -
Hunter: Back off, bastard! Obviously, you haven’t paid enough attention to the first season, or the title card of today’s episode.*
Tommy: It was the Power of Thunder that gave them their biggest challenge. But their greatest enemies...
*Tori: Blake?!
Shane: Hunter?
All: YOU GUYS ARE DA THUNDERS?!
Blake: Obviously, you didn’t read the parody…
Hunter: Now, we’ll steal that guinea pig of yours, bye!*
SKIP!!!!!!!!!
Hunter: It's coming back...
He demorphs.
Tommy: ...proved to be their greatest allies. After 6 episodes.
Shane: Do you know who we are?
He looks at the crouching Hunter. Tori and Dustin stand behind Shane, whilst Blake supports his brother.
Hunter: :Reads script: Yeah, my friends.
SKIP!!!!!!!!!
*Cam and Kiya fight, the Cyclone morpher gives Cam powers
Cam: FLAME ON! *
Tommy: With Earth at the brink of destruction, another friend, Cam, went back in time to retrieve the one power that could save them all...the power of the Green Samurai Ranger, for Kelly. Well, not really.
Cam falls through time then, as the Green Samurai Ranger, leaps down from the Samurai Star Megazord, and demorphs:
Tommy: Unfortunately, the rangers were arguing on who should be the Green Samurai Ranger.
SKIP!
Tommy: In their final battle against Lothor, the Rangers made their ultimate sacrifice.
Lothor: I have your Ranger Powers!
Shane: We might not be Power Rangers...but we still have plot holes! Power of the Wild Force Rider!
Dustin: Power of Zeltrax having Tyrannodrones in “Wormhole”!
Tori: Power of Invisoportals!
All Three: Plot hole Powers!
They use their own life-force to power their element attacks, forcing Lothor back into the Abyss of Evil and sealing it.
The explosion of the Abyss being sealed appears on the monitor.
Ethan: Yeah, the Ninja's are real. I knew it. I read a few parodies of nickraman.
Conner: Hey, my brother taught me some of his moves. Check it out!
KICK COMPUTER!
Kira: Oh please tell me that did not just happen.
Hailey: I think we've just lost our last hope at finding Tommy.
Conner mentally kicks himself.
Conner: Ow.
Later…..
Conner: Anything?
Hailey: Got it.
Ethan: We are so lucky you're a genius.
Conner breathes a sigh of relief.
Hailey: Even geniuses need help sometimes. That little jolt must have done something to the wiring, because I'm getting something.
Tommy: With the return of Mesogog, it became necessary to invoke the power of the Dino Gems. Should anything happen to me, these three losers… I mean teens are charged with protecting the planet.
Kira: It's us.
Tommy: You're in big trouble…. I mean good hands.
Conner: He really trusts us.
Hailey: He does. Well, not really.
Ethan: We have to save him. We owe it to him.
Kira: The whole world owes him.
:You cannot put it any better than that:
The computer beeps.
Hailey: It worked! I have a lock on an Invisaportal.
Conner: It's time to go and save the teacher.
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Mesogog: Time for the “Barney” tapes! I’m so happy, I’ll dance while “To Be Continued…”, shows up!
*Mesogog does the chicken dance at ludicrous speed*
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Credits:
NeonGreyRanger: Mighty Morfin’ Powder Rangers
NTWarrior (nickraman): NS Parodations
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