GreenNinja
06-30-2005, 03:53 PM
Okashii Sentai FIVERman
Mahou Sentai Magiranger
Episode 29x2 - "Be Courageous"
Fiver Sakka: GreenNinja-san
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Announcer: Last time, the Infershia, a group of nitwits including a vampire girl and Gruumm's father's-uncle's-cousin's-nephew's-former-roommate with a spike in his head (likely to compensate because his Schwartz isn't big enough), attacked the family Oz. Miyuki, who somehow has five kids, let them know that it is their destiny to wear bright spandex and be heavily merchandised. Using the power of Harry Potter Mania, they handled weak, basic foot soldiers...until they went up against Wolzard. Dramatic Music Cue Goes Here.
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*Battlefield*
Makito: Run away!
Houka: Run away! Run away! Run away from the horse and the centaur!
Urara: Run away! Run away! We probably won't get very far!
Kai: Though I know that I'll probably regret it! I'll fight him until the opening credits!
Tsubasa: You're a dolt! You're a fool! A complete and utter tool!
Magirangers: Run away! Run away! Run away! Run Awaaaaaay!
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*Opening Credits. That thing you feel sucking you into them? That's not the catchy music...that's the Plant of Doom and it's EVIL!!*
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*Battlefield*
Plant of Doom: The fools! WolCentaurus will crush them until they are nothing more than brightly-colored piles of matter...I mean...Stage 2! Be Courageous! Maagi Magi Magika!
*Some icy-spark things hit WolCentaurus. Kai looks up*
Miyuki: Yeesh, do I have to save you every time? Grow up...now I know how the Ball of Omeganess feels.
*Kai and Tsubasa are zapped back with the others*
Kai: Hey, mom! Look! I'm on TV!
Miyuki: We're all on TV...now, leave it up to me to have a talk with your father...I mean the 1337 guy.
*Miyuki grows to a giant size*
Houka: Hey, look at mom...
Jack: Yo momma's so big that the Delta Base tried to pick her up fo' a date.
Urara: Get lost. I feel a horribly cliched death coming up, though...
Miyuki: ZAP! CLANG!
Wolzard: KICK! POW! CUT!
Miyuki: GAK!
Kai: Okay, let's see here...giants...mother's death...lightning on you Tsubasa...tell me, by any chance are we going to run into a train, a mysterious evil guy and be shipped off to some mysterious magic academy in England?
Makito: That's the plot of the Harry Potter books...
Kai: I know! We're being stuck with TOO...MANY...CLICHES! RAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Ban: Dude, quit stealing my schtick.
Wolzard: Later, dudes. I'll be back to kill you some other time, 'kay?
*Wolzard disappears*
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*Forest Glade*
Rangers: Blah blah blah miserycakes.
Kai: This is not supposed to happen! I want an original story!
*Kai punches a tree*
Tree: Hey, what did I ever do to you?
*Makito's MagiPhone beeps*
Makito: We're getting two more attacks!
Kai: Already? I've barely yelled enough...let me do one more! RAGGGHHH!!!!!!
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*Tokyo, Frequent Attacks are our Business*
*Two girls, who look they could be Marah and Kapri's gothic cousins, are on top of a bulding. Their names are Nai and Mare*
Nai: Look at all those people...I bet we could release a giant monster and they'd be none the wiser.
Mare: Tokyo is SOOOO stupid...seriously, I've seen more intelligent people in Reefside.
Nai: Brancen just said to look at those people, but we're going to show the surface why we're the best! Or at least that we don't take orders from a Mexican wrestler...
Both: GIRL POWER!
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*Forest*
Makito: Let's go - we can't have an entire episode of crying!
Kai: Well, I could give us an entire episode of yelling...I mean YEAH!
*The others DON'T follow*
Kai: What's with you? We have merchandise to shill. It's what mom would've wanted!
Tsubasa: Sorry, but I want to live so I can snark more - your stupidity makes it that much more entertaining.
Kai: Whatchoo talkin' bout, Tsubasa?
*The two start to uh...wrestle*
Makito: Let's go...this scene is starting to get too long and drawn-out...
Tsubasa: Sorry...no.
Houka: I'm with him.
Makito: Well...I guess that means it's just the three of us. We are so going to get killed...
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*Tokyo*
*Nai and Mare are well...attacking various people. So far they seem to be doing a lot of property damage, which, while frustrating, doesn't seem all that evil yet.*
Kai: You're not the 1337 guy from before!
Makito: Um...they're not even guys. Stupid, stupid, stupid...
Nai: Well, we are still the cute, annoyingly evil villianesses that Wendinu and Furabijou set the standard for...
Makito: I know...the black outfits...the annoyingness...you work for Lothor!
Mare: The Infershia. Close enough.
*The girls merge back into Vancuria*
Vancuria: This is my true form.
Kai: I liked the goth girls better...you're just a rubber suit.
*They HENSHIN*
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*Home of the Magirangers*
Tsubasa: Blah blah blah broodycakes.
*Tsubasa throws his phone at the picture, which sends out a bolt of magic which hits his mom's Magistick, sends a SHINY beam of light bouncing off the walls, and creates a Magiranger symbol near the stairs*
Houka: So, I guess we follow the Harry Potter music cues to here?
Tsubasa: Our hands can go through the wall? COOL!
*They're suddenly grabbed by two leafy hands. Oh, god no! The two materialize in a very...Potter-ish room*
Tsubasa: This room was in our house?
Houka: Mom probably hid it because of copyright issues or something.
*The Plant of Doom hides away, and Houka snoops around the room*
Moving Portrait: Hey, babe.
*Their mother appears...or does she?*
HoloMom: If you are seeing this...the Infershia are back and out to rule the world in a battle they will likely lose.
*Cut to Tokyo, where Vancuria has just captured the other three Magirangers. This isn't going too well, now, isn't it?*
HoloMom: Now, listen close. Long ago the Magitopians and the Infershia fought, and well, one of the Heavenly Saints...I married him. And had you. All of you. He was REALLY good. And now's he's possibly evil. Anyway, as things go in Sentai, the entire world is depending on you...so we're all gonna be dead unless Contrivance gives me a hand here.
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*Somewhere*
Vancuria: Oh, look another monster...a...blobby one.
Bulk: *from down below* Hey, I resemble that remark!
Blob Monster: Okay, what's on the menu for today?
Vancuria: Three Magirangers...
Blob: CHOMP. Mmm....taste kinda...fruity.
Makito: *from inside* HEY!!!
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*Secret Magical Room*
Tsubasa: Wait, but if our mom can't even beat the Infershia, we're dead. Seriously, what now?
HoloMom: Listen to the theme song, numbskull! Courage! Blah blah blah courage! Got it?
Tsubasa: What was that again?
*Two broomsticks come off the wall and transform into High-T3k Sup3r Br00mz!*
Houka: Are these...broomsticks?
Tsubasa: Wait...I think mine's saying something.
High-T3k Sup3r Br00mz!: Ride us...before Disney replaces us with a cheap cycle.
*The two HENSHIN and ride out*
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*Somewhere*
Tsubasa: Hey, Kai, where are you?
Kai: *over cellphone* We're inside a snotty monster! Thank you SOOOO much for saving us!
Houka: Don't worry...I can handle it.
*Houka transforms into a salt-and-pepper shaker(?)*
Blob: Isn't that kind of...you know...gay?
Houka: I'm guessing you're an Anti-Sentite.
*Houka shakes herself over the monster, and he sneezes. Wow. At least the others are safe*
Houka: You're alive...and...eww...
Piggy: Hey, come on, it's not that bad...I work in this kind of environment ALL the time.
Tsubasa: Yadda yadda yadda courage. ZAP!
Blob: OUCH! Whatcha do that for?
*Tsubasa lands*
Kai: Nice job...
Blob: Hello? I'm still ALIVE!
Kai: Okay, not so nice job.
Makito: I know how we can weaken him...bore him to death with a roll call!
*They do just that...but it still doesn't kill him. Their Magiphones start beeping*
Houka: What's this? A new type of magic?
HoloMom: Courage! Blah blah blah courage! Got it? We're all gonna be dead unless Contrivance gives me a hand here.
Kai: Okay, let's use the power of Contrivance! Maagi Magi Magika!
*They transform into their own Zords...which will no doubt cause some fans to complain.*
Nai: What the...?
Mare: Are we sure this isn't the work of Contrivance?
Tsubasa: CUT!
Kai: KICK!
Kai: Umm...we have to involve the others, right?
Tsubasa: Yeah...
Houka: *transforms into a ball* There are way too many easy jokes to make here.
*The other MagiMajin hit the Houka-ball around until Kai finally delivers another Conner-soccer-kick to it. Really makes you wonder how it must be to kick around your older sister...that came off wrong*
Blob: GAK!!
Nai: We'll remember this.
*They change into Vancuria and fly away*
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*N. Ma's Lair of 3\/41*
Brancen: Wait, so we lost to the Rangers AS THEIR OWN ZORDS? How incompetent can villians get.
Wolzard: Uh, guys, Lord Voldemort wants to talk to us...
N. Ma: (who is really just an eye in the ground for now) My name's not Lord Voldemort, it's N. Ma! Get it right!
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*Secrety Magic Room*
Kai: Got it - so we continue to fight for about 48 more episodes with the magic that we got from dad...
Houka: Who must've been REALLY good.
Tsubasa: Just remember Kai, you're still in school...and if you're not smarter than at least Conner...well, we'll kick you out of the Magirangers.
Kai: WHAT???
*Kai goes off to mope...not Conner level moping, but close*
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*After the Show with the Plant of Doom*
Plant of Doom: This week's spell is Maaji Maji Majika...or, as it roughly translates to - "WHY THE HELL HAVEN'T YOU GONE OUT AND BOUGHT A DELUXE MAGIKING YET???" Oh, who am I? Perhaps you shall never know - but I will keep taunting you until the end of time!
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*Very annoying ending credits, and then...*
Plant of Doom: Next week, Kai and Makito get in a fight...and there's Dragons! WHEE!!!
*Japanese children, and all those downloading the episodes online, are scarred by the Plant of Doom at Ludicrous Speed*
Mahou Sentai Magiranger
Episode 29x2 - "Be Courageous"
Fiver Sakka: GreenNinja-san
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Announcer: Last time, the Infershia, a group of nitwits including a vampire girl and Gruumm's father's-uncle's-cousin's-nephew's-former-roommate with a spike in his head (likely to compensate because his Schwartz isn't big enough), attacked the family Oz. Miyuki, who somehow has five kids, let them know that it is their destiny to wear bright spandex and be heavily merchandised. Using the power of Harry Potter Mania, they handled weak, basic foot soldiers...until they went up against Wolzard. Dramatic Music Cue Goes Here.
-------------------------------------
*Battlefield*
Makito: Run away!
Houka: Run away! Run away! Run away from the horse and the centaur!
Urara: Run away! Run away! We probably won't get very far!
Kai: Though I know that I'll probably regret it! I'll fight him until the opening credits!
Tsubasa: You're a dolt! You're a fool! A complete and utter tool!
Magirangers: Run away! Run away! Run away! Run Awaaaaaay!
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*Opening Credits. That thing you feel sucking you into them? That's not the catchy music...that's the Plant of Doom and it's EVIL!!*
----------------------------------------------------------
*Battlefield*
Plant of Doom: The fools! WolCentaurus will crush them until they are nothing more than brightly-colored piles of matter...I mean...Stage 2! Be Courageous! Maagi Magi Magika!
*Some icy-spark things hit WolCentaurus. Kai looks up*
Miyuki: Yeesh, do I have to save you every time? Grow up...now I know how the Ball of Omeganess feels.
*Kai and Tsubasa are zapped back with the others*
Kai: Hey, mom! Look! I'm on TV!
Miyuki: We're all on TV...now, leave it up to me to have a talk with your father...I mean the 1337 guy.
*Miyuki grows to a giant size*
Houka: Hey, look at mom...
Jack: Yo momma's so big that the Delta Base tried to pick her up fo' a date.
Urara: Get lost. I feel a horribly cliched death coming up, though...
Miyuki: ZAP! CLANG!
Wolzard: KICK! POW! CUT!
Miyuki: GAK!
Kai: Okay, let's see here...giants...mother's death...lightning on you Tsubasa...tell me, by any chance are we going to run into a train, a mysterious evil guy and be shipped off to some mysterious magic academy in England?
Makito: That's the plot of the Harry Potter books...
Kai: I know! We're being stuck with TOO...MANY...CLICHES! RAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
Ban: Dude, quit stealing my schtick.
Wolzard: Later, dudes. I'll be back to kill you some other time, 'kay?
*Wolzard disappears*
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*Forest Glade*
Rangers: Blah blah blah miserycakes.
Kai: This is not supposed to happen! I want an original story!
*Kai punches a tree*
Tree: Hey, what did I ever do to you?
*Makito's MagiPhone beeps*
Makito: We're getting two more attacks!
Kai: Already? I've barely yelled enough...let me do one more! RAGGGHHH!!!!!!
----------
*Tokyo, Frequent Attacks are our Business*
*Two girls, who look they could be Marah and Kapri's gothic cousins, are on top of a bulding. Their names are Nai and Mare*
Nai: Look at all those people...I bet we could release a giant monster and they'd be none the wiser.
Mare: Tokyo is SOOOO stupid...seriously, I've seen more intelligent people in Reefside.
Nai: Brancen just said to look at those people, but we're going to show the surface why we're the best! Or at least that we don't take orders from a Mexican wrestler...
Both: GIRL POWER!
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*Forest*
Makito: Let's go - we can't have an entire episode of crying!
Kai: Well, I could give us an entire episode of yelling...I mean YEAH!
*The others DON'T follow*
Kai: What's with you? We have merchandise to shill. It's what mom would've wanted!
Tsubasa: Sorry, but I want to live so I can snark more - your stupidity makes it that much more entertaining.
Kai: Whatchoo talkin' bout, Tsubasa?
*The two start to uh...wrestle*
Makito: Let's go...this scene is starting to get too long and drawn-out...
Tsubasa: Sorry...no.
Houka: I'm with him.
Makito: Well...I guess that means it's just the three of us. We are so going to get killed...
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*Tokyo*
*Nai and Mare are well...attacking various people. So far they seem to be doing a lot of property damage, which, while frustrating, doesn't seem all that evil yet.*
Kai: You're not the 1337 guy from before!
Makito: Um...they're not even guys. Stupid, stupid, stupid...
Nai: Well, we are still the cute, annoyingly evil villianesses that Wendinu and Furabijou set the standard for...
Makito: I know...the black outfits...the annoyingness...you work for Lothor!
Mare: The Infershia. Close enough.
*The girls merge back into Vancuria*
Vancuria: This is my true form.
Kai: I liked the goth girls better...you're just a rubber suit.
*They HENSHIN*
------------------------
*Home of the Magirangers*
Tsubasa: Blah blah blah broodycakes.
*Tsubasa throws his phone at the picture, which sends out a bolt of magic which hits his mom's Magistick, sends a SHINY beam of light bouncing off the walls, and creates a Magiranger symbol near the stairs*
Houka: So, I guess we follow the Harry Potter music cues to here?
Tsubasa: Our hands can go through the wall? COOL!
*They're suddenly grabbed by two leafy hands. Oh, god no! The two materialize in a very...Potter-ish room*
Tsubasa: This room was in our house?
Houka: Mom probably hid it because of copyright issues or something.
*The Plant of Doom hides away, and Houka snoops around the room*
Moving Portrait: Hey, babe.
*Their mother appears...or does she?*
HoloMom: If you are seeing this...the Infershia are back and out to rule the world in a battle they will likely lose.
*Cut to Tokyo, where Vancuria has just captured the other three Magirangers. This isn't going too well, now, isn't it?*
HoloMom: Now, listen close. Long ago the Magitopians and the Infershia fought, and well, one of the Heavenly Saints...I married him. And had you. All of you. He was REALLY good. And now's he's possibly evil. Anyway, as things go in Sentai, the entire world is depending on you...so we're all gonna be dead unless Contrivance gives me a hand here.
-----------------------
*Somewhere*
Vancuria: Oh, look another monster...a...blobby one.
Bulk: *from down below* Hey, I resemble that remark!
Blob Monster: Okay, what's on the menu for today?
Vancuria: Three Magirangers...
Blob: CHOMP. Mmm....taste kinda...fruity.
Makito: *from inside* HEY!!!
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*Secret Magical Room*
Tsubasa: Wait, but if our mom can't even beat the Infershia, we're dead. Seriously, what now?
HoloMom: Listen to the theme song, numbskull! Courage! Blah blah blah courage! Got it?
Tsubasa: What was that again?
*Two broomsticks come off the wall and transform into High-T3k Sup3r Br00mz!*
Houka: Are these...broomsticks?
Tsubasa: Wait...I think mine's saying something.
High-T3k Sup3r Br00mz!: Ride us...before Disney replaces us with a cheap cycle.
*The two HENSHIN and ride out*
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*Somewhere*
Tsubasa: Hey, Kai, where are you?
Kai: *over cellphone* We're inside a snotty monster! Thank you SOOOO much for saving us!
Houka: Don't worry...I can handle it.
*Houka transforms into a salt-and-pepper shaker(?)*
Blob: Isn't that kind of...you know...gay?
Houka: I'm guessing you're an Anti-Sentite.
*Houka shakes herself over the monster, and he sneezes. Wow. At least the others are safe*
Houka: You're alive...and...eww...
Piggy: Hey, come on, it's not that bad...I work in this kind of environment ALL the time.
Tsubasa: Yadda yadda yadda courage. ZAP!
Blob: OUCH! Whatcha do that for?
*Tsubasa lands*
Kai: Nice job...
Blob: Hello? I'm still ALIVE!
Kai: Okay, not so nice job.
Makito: I know how we can weaken him...bore him to death with a roll call!
*They do just that...but it still doesn't kill him. Their Magiphones start beeping*
Houka: What's this? A new type of magic?
HoloMom: Courage! Blah blah blah courage! Got it? We're all gonna be dead unless Contrivance gives me a hand here.
Kai: Okay, let's use the power of Contrivance! Maagi Magi Magika!
*They transform into their own Zords...which will no doubt cause some fans to complain.*
Nai: What the...?
Mare: Are we sure this isn't the work of Contrivance?
Tsubasa: CUT!
Kai: KICK!
Kai: Umm...we have to involve the others, right?
Tsubasa: Yeah...
Houka: *transforms into a ball* There are way too many easy jokes to make here.
*The other MagiMajin hit the Houka-ball around until Kai finally delivers another Conner-soccer-kick to it. Really makes you wonder how it must be to kick around your older sister...that came off wrong*
Blob: GAK!!
Nai: We'll remember this.
*They change into Vancuria and fly away*
-------------------------------
*N. Ma's Lair of 3\/41*
Brancen: Wait, so we lost to the Rangers AS THEIR OWN ZORDS? How incompetent can villians get.
Wolzard: Uh, guys, Lord Voldemort wants to talk to us...
N. Ma: (who is really just an eye in the ground for now) My name's not Lord Voldemort, it's N. Ma! Get it right!
-----------------------
*Secrety Magic Room*
Kai: Got it - so we continue to fight for about 48 more episodes with the magic that we got from dad...
Houka: Who must've been REALLY good.
Tsubasa: Just remember Kai, you're still in school...and if you're not smarter than at least Conner...well, we'll kick you out of the Magirangers.
Kai: WHAT???
*Kai goes off to mope...not Conner level moping, but close*
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*After the Show with the Plant of Doom*
Plant of Doom: This week's spell is Maaji Maji Majika...or, as it roughly translates to - "WHY THE HELL HAVEN'T YOU GONE OUT AND BOUGHT A DELUXE MAGIKING YET???" Oh, who am I? Perhaps you shall never know - but I will keep taunting you until the end of time!
-----------------------------
*Very annoying ending credits, and then...*
Plant of Doom: Next week, Kai and Makito get in a fight...and there's Dragons! WHEE!!!
*Japanese children, and all those downloading the episodes online, are scarred by the Plant of Doom at Ludicrous Speed*