GreenNinja
06-25-2005, 01:17 PM
Power Rangers SPD
Episode 13x20 – “Perspective”
Fiver Guy: GreenNinja
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*World Gold Depository – Reality*
*Several Krybots file through the building collecting GOLD*
Green Eyed Monster: I LOVE GOLD! Mwahahahaha! Yes, make sure to get all of it!
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*SPD HQ*
Kat: The Krybots are apparently stealing gold. Do you know what this means?
Cruger: That our relations with Triforia are about to get much worse? That can’t happen. Send in the Rangers.
*The Rangers race into SPD HQ*
Cruger: Rangers, and Ball of Omeganess, Krybots have broken into the World Gold Depository. We’ll need you to stop them and prove you are utterly worthless so that I and the Omega Ranger may finally prove our 1337ness. Oh, and we’ll need you to do five time-consuming individual morphs.
*Five time-consuming individual morphs, followed by the Rangers riding out on their Product-Placed Patrol Cycles and Tommy’s Stolen Jeep*
Kat: It seems we’ve lost surveillance. You know what that means.
Cruger: More ways to pad out the episode?
Kat: Exactly.
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*Badge-Cut to just outside the building*
Green Eyed Monster in Containment Card: Come on, why now? The audience barely got to see me being EVIL!!!
Jack: They’ll get to see it six more times, don’t worry.
*Syd walks up to the guard*
Guard: Thank you for freeing me…I guess. Really, you guys are losers. I mean, not even able to defeat Krybots? And this time it ISN’T Boom’s dream.
Rangers: Uh…OK.
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*SPD HQ*
Cruger: A job well done…I think. Now, since Contrivance bended reality in such a way that we lost footage, why don’t you tell us what happened?
Kat: While you do that I’ll try to reconstruct the video footage so we can pad out the episode even more.
Rangers: Blahblahblahblah
Cruger: Stop saying “Blah blah blah blah blah” and tell me one at a time.
Rangers: Blahblahblahblah
Cruger: Okay, seriously, what part of “ONE” at a time don’t you get? Jack, you go first.
Jack: Okay…
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*World Gold Depository – Jack’s World*
*70’s Blaxploitation music plays in the background as the Rangers enter. Bridge is apparently carrying a boombox, Jack has a large gold pendant around his neck, and the girls are hanging all over him*
Jack: Who’s the black private dick that’s like a sex machine to all the chicks?
Sky: JACK!
Jack: When Krybots attack, who’ll be there to save your backs?
Bridge: 8, 9, 10…I think I missed one. Oh, JACK!
Jack: Yeah, sing it my homies.
Z: JACK!
Jack: What do they call me?
Syd: JACK!
Syd: Wow, look at Jack go! He’s here to take you down.
*The monster calls out a drill. Syd leaps onto the four Rangers’ arm-cross and into the air and zaps the drill and the monster. She then frees the guard. Several Krybots are summoned*
Jack: Ain’t it right, brutha? Ain’t it right? This is why you don’t funk with justice.
*Jack does the zappy zappy with the Delta Blasters, and scene*
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*SPD HQ*
All But Jack: That didn’t happen!
Sky: Listen, why don’t you hear my version of the story? Everybody knows I like to talk about myself. This is the OFFICIAL version.
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*World Gold Depository – Sky’s World*
Sky: I am the greatest. I am the best. Hail Lord Sky. Lackeys, you handle the uh…lackeys.
Jack: Why can’t I be the Blue Ranger?
Bridge: 8, 9, 10…I think I missed one. Oh, Sky’s the greatest…especially if you believe what the Caption threads say.
Z: Even though he called me a freak, he did it in the best way possible.
Syd: Sky! Sky! Sky! …and drink!
*All stop in front of monster again*
Syd: Hail Lord Sky!
*Monster Drill, Syd Leaping, Syd Freeing, lalala*
Green Eyes: Krybots!
Sky: This is why you must listen to the SPD Red Ranger. I PWN you all!
Jack: Uh…I’m the Red Ranger.
Sky: Quiet, lackey!
*Zappy Zappy and scene*
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*SPD HQ*
Bridge: You’re not the Red Ranger. And I can count Krybots.
Z: Lord Sky?
Syd: Since when did I start saying your name in every other sentence, Sky?
Jack: He thinks he’s better than me?
Cruger: Well, that part he didn’t make up. Now, Bridge, why don’t you tell us what happened.
Bridge: Well, first we were delayed until 11:30 by a W.I.T.C.H. marathon and then you somehow had to fight Benagg again and…
Cruger: THE MISSION.
Bridge: Oh, right.
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*World Gold Depository – Bridge’s World*
*Pink Panther-like music plays in the background*
Bridge: So, Krybots, want to dance? Well, sorry, but you won’t succeed on Broadway if you don’t have any Jews! It goes like this. 8, 9, 10…oh, wait did I miss one? I’ll just start over.
Jack: Bridge Bridge…wait, why am I praising Bridge?
Sky: Bridge is the best…especially if you believe what the Caption threads say about us.
Z: The Psychic Extraordinaire! The master in green! Go Bridge! Even if you do have the power that, technically, belongs to MY counterpart.
Syd: Bridge, Bridge, Bridge…mmm…Buttery…
*Monster, Drill*
Syd: Prepare to feel the wrath of Bridge!
*Leaping, freeing, Krybots, lalalala*
Bridge: Zappy zappy.
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*SPD HQ*
Z: That’s not even close. You actually said “zappy zappy”?
Syd: Bridge, Bridge, Bridge, Bridge, Bridge.
Jack: Stop, you’re making me get excited here.
Z: Okay, here’s my version.
Cruger: I’m getting tired of this.
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*World Gold Depository – Z’s World*
*Latin music plays in the background*
Z: Vamanos!
Bridge: Arriba arriba! Oh, silencio. Si.
Green Eyed Monster: ¿Que?
Z: Listen, you don’t want to mess with the Yellow Ranger. I’m going to skewer you faster than I can speak-a the Spanish.
Jack: Z es muy bonita, ¿no?
Sky: Me es muy estupido. Z es bien, ¿si?
Bridge: Ocho, nueve, diez Krybots…¿Perdí yo uno? Empiazo tambien…Z! Z! Z!
Syd: Z, tu es bien. Soy nada…
*El monstruo, el Taladro*
Syd: Z! Z! Z!
*Saltar, Libertar*
Z: This chica will show you how bad you really are…
*Cárguese Cárguese, y Escena final*
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*SPD HQ*
Syd: Since when was Power Rangers a Spanish soap opera? How about my version of the story?
Cruger: *Rumble of Discontent*
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*World Gold Depository – Syd’s World*
Syd: Sexy Spy Sydney and her team of followers are here to take you down. You go first, Guy in the Red. I mean Jack.
Jack: Why am I doing this? I already got Syd back in “Stakeout”!
Sky: Why am I doing this? Hasn’t Syd read the Caption Threads?
Bridge: 8, 9, 10…I think I missed one. Oh, why am I doing this? Caption threads?
Z: Girls in Trouble, Dekaranger! Must impress Syd!
Syd: I rule! I go, girl! Now, prepare to face the wrath of me!
*Monster, Drill, Leaping, Freeing, la la la*
Monster: Krybots!
*Syd does the zappy zappy, and end scene*
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*SPD HQ*
Cruger: That was a pointless waste of time. I basically heard the same story four times over with slight variations…and once in Spanish.
Kat: I’ve got the REAL footage up. Just wait until you see who it Guest Stars.
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*World Gold Depository – Reality*
*Bridge almost slips*
Jack: Freeze, SPD! We’re here to take you down!
Sky: Fear me!
Bridge: 5, 7, 8…wait did I miss one? Okay, I’ll start again.
Z: You robots give good robots a bad name…
Bender: Exactly!
Syd: Did you know I was fencing champion three years in a row?
Contrivance: Well, I made you that.
*Monster, Drill, Leaping, Freeing, Krybots…do I even care anymore?*
*The Rangers attempt to fight the Krybots…and are PWNED. How disappointing.*
Ball of Omeganess: You guys suck! Don’t tell me I’ll have to do this every time!
*Ball of Omeganess PWNS the Krybots, and the Rangers race out. Green Eyes now has a GIANT ROBOT like every time*
Syd: We need the Zords – because they still have to be sold to young kids. Send them out.
Delta Squad Megazord: MEGAZORD! Cut! Roll!
Syd: You are charged with trying to steal the world’s gold supply; tying up the guard, driving a robot without a license, and making us do the same thing five times over.
SPD Morpher: Dude, you’re guilty. What else were you expecting?
Megazord: ZAP!
Robot: GAK!
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*SPD HQ*
Cruger: Different, and interesting. Do you guys have anything to add?
Jack: A ball of light was better than us?
Cruger: Yes, that’s why we’re going to let the Ball of Light be the Omega Ranger, and probably fire all of you. Now, Kat and I must go analyze this. Feel free to argue into the credits.
*The Rangers argue as the door thankfully closes at Ludicrous Speed*
Episode 13x20 – “Perspective”
Fiver Guy: GreenNinja
---------------------------
*World Gold Depository – Reality*
*Several Krybots file through the building collecting GOLD*
Green Eyed Monster: I LOVE GOLD! Mwahahahaha! Yes, make sure to get all of it!
---------------------------
*SPD HQ*
Kat: The Krybots are apparently stealing gold. Do you know what this means?
Cruger: That our relations with Triforia are about to get much worse? That can’t happen. Send in the Rangers.
*The Rangers race into SPD HQ*
Cruger: Rangers, and Ball of Omeganess, Krybots have broken into the World Gold Depository. We’ll need you to stop them and prove you are utterly worthless so that I and the Omega Ranger may finally prove our 1337ness. Oh, and we’ll need you to do five time-consuming individual morphs.
*Five time-consuming individual morphs, followed by the Rangers riding out on their Product-Placed Patrol Cycles and Tommy’s Stolen Jeep*
Kat: It seems we’ve lost surveillance. You know what that means.
Cruger: More ways to pad out the episode?
Kat: Exactly.
---------------------------
*Badge-Cut to just outside the building*
Green Eyed Monster in Containment Card: Come on, why now? The audience barely got to see me being EVIL!!!
Jack: They’ll get to see it six more times, don’t worry.
*Syd walks up to the guard*
Guard: Thank you for freeing me…I guess. Really, you guys are losers. I mean, not even able to defeat Krybots? And this time it ISN’T Boom’s dream.
Rangers: Uh…OK.
---------------------------
*SPD HQ*
Cruger: A job well done…I think. Now, since Contrivance bended reality in such a way that we lost footage, why don’t you tell us what happened?
Kat: While you do that I’ll try to reconstruct the video footage so we can pad out the episode even more.
Rangers: Blahblahblahblah
Cruger: Stop saying “Blah blah blah blah blah” and tell me one at a time.
Rangers: Blahblahblahblah
Cruger: Okay, seriously, what part of “ONE” at a time don’t you get? Jack, you go first.
Jack: Okay…
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*World Gold Depository – Jack’s World*
*70’s Blaxploitation music plays in the background as the Rangers enter. Bridge is apparently carrying a boombox, Jack has a large gold pendant around his neck, and the girls are hanging all over him*
Jack: Who’s the black private dick that’s like a sex machine to all the chicks?
Sky: JACK!
Jack: When Krybots attack, who’ll be there to save your backs?
Bridge: 8, 9, 10…I think I missed one. Oh, JACK!
Jack: Yeah, sing it my homies.
Z: JACK!
Jack: What do they call me?
Syd: JACK!
Syd: Wow, look at Jack go! He’s here to take you down.
*The monster calls out a drill. Syd leaps onto the four Rangers’ arm-cross and into the air and zaps the drill and the monster. She then frees the guard. Several Krybots are summoned*
Jack: Ain’t it right, brutha? Ain’t it right? This is why you don’t funk with justice.
*Jack does the zappy zappy with the Delta Blasters, and scene*
---------------------------
*SPD HQ*
All But Jack: That didn’t happen!
Sky: Listen, why don’t you hear my version of the story? Everybody knows I like to talk about myself. This is the OFFICIAL version.
---------------------------
*World Gold Depository – Sky’s World*
Sky: I am the greatest. I am the best. Hail Lord Sky. Lackeys, you handle the uh…lackeys.
Jack: Why can’t I be the Blue Ranger?
Bridge: 8, 9, 10…I think I missed one. Oh, Sky’s the greatest…especially if you believe what the Caption threads say.
Z: Even though he called me a freak, he did it in the best way possible.
Syd: Sky! Sky! Sky! …and drink!
*All stop in front of monster again*
Syd: Hail Lord Sky!
*Monster Drill, Syd Leaping, Syd Freeing, lalala*
Green Eyes: Krybots!
Sky: This is why you must listen to the SPD Red Ranger. I PWN you all!
Jack: Uh…I’m the Red Ranger.
Sky: Quiet, lackey!
*Zappy Zappy and scene*
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*SPD HQ*
Bridge: You’re not the Red Ranger. And I can count Krybots.
Z: Lord Sky?
Syd: Since when did I start saying your name in every other sentence, Sky?
Jack: He thinks he’s better than me?
Cruger: Well, that part he didn’t make up. Now, Bridge, why don’t you tell us what happened.
Bridge: Well, first we were delayed until 11:30 by a W.I.T.C.H. marathon and then you somehow had to fight Benagg again and…
Cruger: THE MISSION.
Bridge: Oh, right.
---------------------------
*World Gold Depository – Bridge’s World*
*Pink Panther-like music plays in the background*
Bridge: So, Krybots, want to dance? Well, sorry, but you won’t succeed on Broadway if you don’t have any Jews! It goes like this. 8, 9, 10…oh, wait did I miss one? I’ll just start over.
Jack: Bridge Bridge…wait, why am I praising Bridge?
Sky: Bridge is the best…especially if you believe what the Caption threads say about us.
Z: The Psychic Extraordinaire! The master in green! Go Bridge! Even if you do have the power that, technically, belongs to MY counterpart.
Syd: Bridge, Bridge, Bridge…mmm…Buttery…
*Monster, Drill*
Syd: Prepare to feel the wrath of Bridge!
*Leaping, freeing, Krybots, lalalala*
Bridge: Zappy zappy.
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*SPD HQ*
Z: That’s not even close. You actually said “zappy zappy”?
Syd: Bridge, Bridge, Bridge, Bridge, Bridge.
Jack: Stop, you’re making me get excited here.
Z: Okay, here’s my version.
Cruger: I’m getting tired of this.
---------------------------
*World Gold Depository – Z’s World*
*Latin music plays in the background*
Z: Vamanos!
Bridge: Arriba arriba! Oh, silencio. Si.
Green Eyed Monster: ¿Que?
Z: Listen, you don’t want to mess with the Yellow Ranger. I’m going to skewer you faster than I can speak-a the Spanish.
Jack: Z es muy bonita, ¿no?
Sky: Me es muy estupido. Z es bien, ¿si?
Bridge: Ocho, nueve, diez Krybots…¿Perdí yo uno? Empiazo tambien…Z! Z! Z!
Syd: Z, tu es bien. Soy nada…
*El monstruo, el Taladro*
Syd: Z! Z! Z!
*Saltar, Libertar*
Z: This chica will show you how bad you really are…
*Cárguese Cárguese, y Escena final*
---------------------------
*SPD HQ*
Syd: Since when was Power Rangers a Spanish soap opera? How about my version of the story?
Cruger: *Rumble of Discontent*
---------------------------
*World Gold Depository – Syd’s World*
Syd: Sexy Spy Sydney and her team of followers are here to take you down. You go first, Guy in the Red. I mean Jack.
Jack: Why am I doing this? I already got Syd back in “Stakeout”!
Sky: Why am I doing this? Hasn’t Syd read the Caption Threads?
Bridge: 8, 9, 10…I think I missed one. Oh, why am I doing this? Caption threads?
Z: Girls in Trouble, Dekaranger! Must impress Syd!
Syd: I rule! I go, girl! Now, prepare to face the wrath of me!
*Monster, Drill, Leaping, Freeing, la la la*
Monster: Krybots!
*Syd does the zappy zappy, and end scene*
---------------------------
*SPD HQ*
Cruger: That was a pointless waste of time. I basically heard the same story four times over with slight variations…and once in Spanish.
Kat: I’ve got the REAL footage up. Just wait until you see who it Guest Stars.
---------------------------
*World Gold Depository – Reality*
*Bridge almost slips*
Jack: Freeze, SPD! We’re here to take you down!
Sky: Fear me!
Bridge: 5, 7, 8…wait did I miss one? Okay, I’ll start again.
Z: You robots give good robots a bad name…
Bender: Exactly!
Syd: Did you know I was fencing champion three years in a row?
Contrivance: Well, I made you that.
*Monster, Drill, Leaping, Freeing, Krybots…do I even care anymore?*
*The Rangers attempt to fight the Krybots…and are PWNED. How disappointing.*
Ball of Omeganess: You guys suck! Don’t tell me I’ll have to do this every time!
*Ball of Omeganess PWNS the Krybots, and the Rangers race out. Green Eyes now has a GIANT ROBOT like every time*
Syd: We need the Zords – because they still have to be sold to young kids. Send them out.
Delta Squad Megazord: MEGAZORD! Cut! Roll!
Syd: You are charged with trying to steal the world’s gold supply; tying up the guard, driving a robot without a license, and making us do the same thing five times over.
SPD Morpher: Dude, you’re guilty. What else were you expecting?
Megazord: ZAP!
Robot: GAK!
---------------------------
*SPD HQ*
Cruger: Different, and interesting. Do you guys have anything to add?
Jack: A ball of light was better than us?
Cruger: Yes, that’s why we’re going to let the Ball of Light be the Omega Ranger, and probably fire all of you. Now, Kat and I must go analyze this. Feel free to argue into the credits.
*The Rangers argue as the door thankfully closes at Ludicrous Speed*