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GreenNinja
06-25-2005, 01:17 PM
Power Rangers SPD
Episode 13x20 – “Perspective”
Fiver Guy: GreenNinja
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*World Gold Depository – Reality*

*Several Krybots file through the building collecting GOLD*

Green Eyed Monster: I LOVE GOLD! Mwahahahaha! Yes, make sure to get all of it!
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*SPD HQ*

Kat: The Krybots are apparently stealing gold. Do you know what this means?

Cruger: That our relations with Triforia are about to get much worse? That can’t happen. Send in the Rangers.

*The Rangers race into SPD HQ*

Cruger: Rangers, and Ball of Omeganess, Krybots have broken into the World Gold Depository. We’ll need you to stop them and prove you are utterly worthless so that I and the Omega Ranger may finally prove our 1337ness. Oh, and we’ll need you to do five time-consuming individual morphs.

*Five time-consuming individual morphs, followed by the Rangers riding out on their Product-Placed Patrol Cycles and Tommy’s Stolen Jeep*

Kat: It seems we’ve lost surveillance. You know what that means.

Cruger: More ways to pad out the episode?

Kat: Exactly.
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*Badge-Cut to just outside the building*

Green Eyed Monster in Containment Card: Come on, why now? The audience barely got to see me being EVIL!!!

Jack: They’ll get to see it six more times, don’t worry.

*Syd walks up to the guard*

Guard: Thank you for freeing me…I guess. Really, you guys are losers. I mean, not even able to defeat Krybots? And this time it ISN’T Boom’s dream.

Rangers: Uh…OK.
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*SPD HQ*

Cruger: A job well done…I think. Now, since Contrivance bended reality in such a way that we lost footage, why don’t you tell us what happened?

Kat: While you do that I’ll try to reconstruct the video footage so we can pad out the episode even more.

Rangers: Blahblahblahblah

Cruger: Stop saying “Blah blah blah blah blah” and tell me one at a time.

Rangers: Blahblahblahblah

Cruger: Okay, seriously, what part of “ONE” at a time don’t you get? Jack, you go first.

Jack: Okay…
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*World Gold Depository – Jack’s World*

*70’s Blaxploitation music plays in the background as the Rangers enter. Bridge is apparently carrying a boombox, Jack has a large gold pendant around his neck, and the girls are hanging all over him*

Jack: Who’s the black private dick that’s like a sex machine to all the chicks?

Sky: JACK!

Jack: When Krybots attack, who’ll be there to save your backs?

Bridge: 8, 9, 10…I think I missed one. Oh, JACK!

Jack: Yeah, sing it my homies.

Z: JACK!

Jack: What do they call me?

Syd: JACK!

Syd: Wow, look at Jack go! He’s here to take you down.

*The monster calls out a drill. Syd leaps onto the four Rangers’ arm-cross and into the air and zaps the drill and the monster. She then frees the guard. Several Krybots are summoned*

Jack: Ain’t it right, brutha? Ain’t it right? This is why you don’t funk with justice.

*Jack does the zappy zappy with the Delta Blasters, and scene*
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*SPD HQ*

All But Jack: That didn’t happen!

Sky: Listen, why don’t you hear my version of the story? Everybody knows I like to talk about myself. This is the OFFICIAL version.
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*World Gold Depository – Sky’s World*

Sky: I am the greatest. I am the best. Hail Lord Sky. Lackeys, you handle the uh…lackeys.

Jack: Why can’t I be the Blue Ranger?

Bridge: 8, 9, 10…I think I missed one. Oh, Sky’s the greatest…especially if you believe what the Caption threads say.

Z: Even though he called me a freak, he did it in the best way possible.

Syd: Sky! Sky! Sky! …and drink!

*All stop in front of monster again*

Syd: Hail Lord Sky!

*Monster Drill, Syd Leaping, Syd Freeing, lalala*

Green Eyes: Krybots!

Sky: This is why you must listen to the SPD Red Ranger. I PWN you all!

Jack: Uh…I’m the Red Ranger.

Sky: Quiet, lackey!

*Zappy Zappy and scene*
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*SPD HQ*

Bridge: You’re not the Red Ranger. And I can count Krybots.

Z: Lord Sky?

Syd: Since when did I start saying your name in every other sentence, Sky?

Jack: He thinks he’s better than me?

Cruger: Well, that part he didn’t make up. Now, Bridge, why don’t you tell us what happened.

Bridge: Well, first we were delayed until 11:30 by a W.I.T.C.H. marathon and then you somehow had to fight Benagg again and…

Cruger: THE MISSION.

Bridge: Oh, right.
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*World Gold Depository – Bridge’s World*

*Pink Panther-like music plays in the background*

Bridge: So, Krybots, want to dance? Well, sorry, but you won’t succeed on Broadway if you don’t have any Jews! It goes like this. 8, 9, 10…oh, wait did I miss one? I’ll just start over.

Jack: Bridge Bridge…wait, why am I praising Bridge?

Sky: Bridge is the best…especially if you believe what the Caption threads say about us.

Z: The Psychic Extraordinaire! The master in green! Go Bridge! Even if you do have the power that, technically, belongs to MY counterpart.

Syd: Bridge, Bridge, Bridge…mmm…Buttery…

*Monster, Drill*

Syd: Prepare to feel the wrath of Bridge!

*Leaping, freeing, Krybots, lalalala*

Bridge: Zappy zappy.
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*SPD HQ*

Z: That’s not even close. You actually said “zappy zappy”?

Syd: Bridge, Bridge, Bridge, Bridge, Bridge.

Jack: Stop, you’re making me get excited here.

Z: Okay, here’s my version.

Cruger: I’m getting tired of this.
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*World Gold Depository – Z’s World*

*Latin music plays in the background*

Z: Vamanos!

Bridge: Arriba arriba! Oh, silencio. Si.

Green Eyed Monster: ¿Que?

Z: Listen, you don’t want to mess with the Yellow Ranger. I’m going to skewer you faster than I can speak-a the Spanish.

Jack: Z es muy bonita, ¿no?

Sky: Me es muy estupido. Z es bien, ¿si?

Bridge: Ocho, nueve, diez Krybots…¿Perdí yo uno? Empiazo tambien…Z! Z! Z!

Syd: Z, tu es bien. Soy nada…

*El monstruo, el Taladro*

Syd: Z! Z! Z!

*Saltar, Libertar*

Z: This chica will show you how bad you really are…

*Cárguese Cárguese, y Escena final*
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*SPD HQ*

Syd: Since when was Power Rangers a Spanish soap opera? How about my version of the story?

Cruger: *Rumble of Discontent*
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*World Gold Depository – Syd’s World*

Syd: Sexy Spy Sydney and her team of followers are here to take you down. You go first, Guy in the Red. I mean Jack.

Jack: Why am I doing this? I already got Syd back in “Stakeout”!

Sky: Why am I doing this? Hasn’t Syd read the Caption Threads?

Bridge: 8, 9, 10…I think I missed one. Oh, why am I doing this? Caption threads?

Z: Girls in Trouble, Dekaranger! Must impress Syd!

Syd: I rule! I go, girl! Now, prepare to face the wrath of me!

*Monster, Drill, Leaping, Freeing, la la la*

Monster: Krybots!

*Syd does the zappy zappy, and end scene*
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*SPD HQ*

Cruger: That was a pointless waste of time. I basically heard the same story four times over with slight variations…and once in Spanish.

Kat: I’ve got the REAL footage up. Just wait until you see who it Guest Stars.
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*World Gold Depository – Reality*

*Bridge almost slips*

Jack: Freeze, SPD! We’re here to take you down!

Sky: Fear me!

Bridge: 5, 7, 8…wait did I miss one? Okay, I’ll start again.

Z: You robots give good robots a bad name…

Bender: Exactly!

Syd: Did you know I was fencing champion three years in a row?

Contrivance: Well, I made you that.

*Monster, Drill, Leaping, Freeing, Krybots…do I even care anymore?*

*The Rangers attempt to fight the Krybots…and are PWNED. How disappointing.*

Ball of Omeganess: You guys suck! Don’t tell me I’ll have to do this every time!

*Ball of Omeganess PWNS the Krybots, and the Rangers race out. Green Eyes now has a GIANT ROBOT like every time*

Syd: We need the Zords – because they still have to be sold to young kids. Send them out.

Delta Squad Megazord: MEGAZORD! Cut! Roll!

Syd: You are charged with trying to steal the world’s gold supply; tying up the guard, driving a robot without a license, and making us do the same thing five times over.

SPD Morpher: Dude, you’re guilty. What else were you expecting?

Megazord: ZAP!

Robot: GAK!
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*SPD HQ*

Cruger: Different, and interesting. Do you guys have anything to add?

Jack: A ball of light was better than us?

Cruger: Yes, that’s why we’re going to let the Ball of Light be the Omega Ranger, and probably fire all of you. Now, Kat and I must go analyze this. Feel free to argue into the credits.

*The Rangers argue as the door thankfully closes at Ludicrous Speed*

ForeverBlack
06-25-2005, 01:21 PM
was that a Big Wolf On Campus reference i see?


Bridge: Well, first we were delayed until 11:30 by a W.I.T.C.H. marathon and then you somehow had to fight Benagg again and…

Cruger: THE MISSION.

Bridge: Oh, right.

Hyper Red Ranger
06-25-2005, 01:34 PM
Good job. :023: Funny as always.

nickraman
06-25-2005, 02:13 PM
Nice, especially the Spanish dialogue...

Razgriz
06-25-2005, 02:54 PM
LMAO! Your Fiver's are effin awsome! :005:

You forgot the part about Bob Saget being Omega, tho. Muahahahaha.

RedRogueRanger
06-25-2005, 03:54 PM
Damn GreenNinja, that shit is really clever and funny. How did you come up with this so quickly?

Lunar Wolf Ranger
06-25-2005, 05:12 PM
You put "butter" in "Butter"y! JEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

ZeoMew2Too
06-25-2005, 09:25 PM
I stand corrected! Your ability to parody humor is pretty good. I enjoyed the Jack musical. And the bit about "Broadway" and "no Jews" was Mel Brooks-inspired. I mean that as a compliment, though I suppose it could be literal. ;) (Spaceballs director's commentary)

Oh, yes, and thanks for picking up the "Syd: Bridge, Bridge, Bridge... Mmmm, buttery!" bit.

TBF
06-25-2005, 09:42 PM
Nice. Very funny.

Black Joker
06-25-2005, 10:19 PM
*Dies laughing*

*Resurrects, then gets to Z's telenovela*

*Dies laughing again; will not reincarnate for 200 years, the laughing death was so hard*

There are no words. :005: :005: :005: :005: :005: :005: :005: :005:

:023:

And because I don't think I've said it before...Contrivance! The Rumble of Discontent! Yay for cross-promoting each other's work!!!

NinjaHurricane
06-25-2005, 11:12 PM
That was...beautiful. Thank you.

AstronemaReturns
06-25-2005, 11:44 PM
HAHA, NICE "spamalot" joke. that was a spamalot joke with the jews broadway thing, right?

Hou Hissatsu
06-26-2005, 12:48 AM
Oh, that rocked, again. :005: :005: Especially the Big Wolf on Campus reference and:


Syd: Since when was Power Rangers a Spanish soap opera? How about my version of the story?

Cruger: *Rumble of Discontent*

Fucking hillarious. :005:

GreenNinja
06-26-2005, 12:09 PM
I just want to say thanks to everybody for the feedback. I guess the secret to making this work wasn't so much to parody it, but to do the episode with the humor taken up another notch. And if it's serious, THEN I parody it.

Now, as for the comments.

And because I don't think I've said it before...Contrivance! The Rumble of Discontent! Yay for cross-promoting each other's work!!!
Thank you. I don't want to let such things go to waste (and really, Syd, fencing champion?). To see all this and more, I reccommend checking out Power Rangers Without Pity (http://www.livejournal.com/community/prwp), so you can get even more of your fill of SPD humor.

I stand corrected! Your ability to parody humor is pretty good. I enjoyed the Jack musical. And the bit about "Broadway" and "no Jews" was Mel Brooks-inspired. I mean that as a compliment, though I suppose it could be literal. (Spaceballs director's commentary)
HAHA, NICE "spamalot" joke. that was a spamalot joke with the jews broadway thing, right?
Well, Mel Brooks and Monty Python are two of my biggest influences for wacky, irrelevant humor (you don't always have to do sex jokes). Yes, the Broadway/Jews thing was a Spamalot reference - when you listen to that song several times over it kinda gets to you. Plus it fulfilled Lunar Wolf Ranger's Jew joke quota.

was that a Big Wolf On Campus reference i see?
Wow...I made a reference and I wasn't even trying to at that point. I was more aiming for Bridge joking about SPD's delayed airing time (with mentions to the marathon and Shadow, Part 2's rerun), but take it as you will, as long as it's still funny.

Thank you everybody for your feedback, and I (and maybe ZeoMew2Too) will continue to give out these things - they're fun to do, after all. Now that I think about it, stepping up and continuing them was probably one of the best things I ever did. Messanger should be great - especially with the whole Omega Ranger debacle that's been going on for the past few days.

Enjoy, and may you never be throttled by the Ball of Omeganess.

Black Joker
06-27-2005, 02:45 AM
Thanks for the shout-out. Really, the brilliance of the Spanish segment is inspiring; I may attempt to recap "Samurai" completely in Japanese. Or at least, parts of it. Maybe. Hmm... :D