GreenNinja
06-18-2005, 10:38 AM
Power Rangers SPD
Episode 13x19 – “Dismissed”
Fiver Guy: GreenNinja
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*Late at Night, SPD Base*
*Ray-Z, walking around in a Cruger head, holds out a toy Shadow Saber and yells a lot*
Ray: SPY! I challenge you to a fight! At the Stadium Where Battles Will Take Place This Episode! And in this challenging! I will do! A! LOT! OF! YELLING! DO YOU ACCEPT?!?!?
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*Gruumm’s Ship. Spy is wearing Gruumm’s head, and responds to Ray’s message*
Spy: I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE! RAY-Z! RAGGHHGHH!
*In walks the real Emperor Gruumm*
Gruumm: Who are you and what are you doing on my ship?
Spy: Uh-oh…
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*The Next Morning at SPD Base. Kat and Cruger are walking to somewhere*
Cruger: Why is Commander Cock coming here? He and I do not get along. Also, I’m not really feeling good after Ray posed as me and challenged Gruumm to a fight. I mean, I also want to fight Gruumm, but…
Kat: His name is Commander Birdie. He’s the Supreme Officer, and you two get along just fine. I think…
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*SPD Train Station*
*Out steps a chicken…ish…thing known as Commander Birdie*
Cruger: Welcome to SPD, Supreme Commander Co…
Birdie: Finish that sentence and I’ll have you demoted. I’m sick of hearing people make those jokes about me. So, this is the SPD Squad you brag so much about?
Cruger: These are the SPD Power Rangers. You know the ones who this ENTIRE SHOW is based on. You must be out of the loop.
Birdie: I expected better. After all, Commander Krueger in Japan didn’t…
MegaRed: No comparing Sentai and Power Rangers! Two-day ban!
Cruger: Not even in Fivers?
Birdie: Let’s finish this in the Command Center, shall we?
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*SPD Command Center*
Birdie: So this is your high-tech base, huh? Are you sure you checked for any tiny little detail that I may possibly care about? I’m like that you know.
Cruger: Well, it was designed by Dr. Manx here…
Birdie: We’ll have to see about getting her “up to Supreme Command,” if you know what I mean.
Kat: Sorry, but no. I already have a relationship with one humanoid animal rubber suit.
*The Bad Things Alarm goes off*
Kat: Robot. City. You know what to do.
*The Rangers Ranger Up and head out*
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*New Tech City*
Delta Squad Megazord: Megazord!
Alien-Thingy: I’ll destroy you! I think!
Megazord: SWORD!
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*In the SPD Command Center, which we switch back and forth with the battle between several times, the two animal-things are monitoring the fight*
Birdie: Please, the Red Ranger should’ve known that was coming. The Alien Robots you fight can only do a limited number of moves anyway.
Cruger: You really are stubborn. Haven’t you heard of being patient and anticipating moves?
Birdie: What about that time on Sirius?
Cruger: Okay, you want to fight? It’s on!
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*Scene of the Battle*
Megazord: CUT! ZAP!
Alien-Thingy and his Robot: GAK!
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*Command Center*
Birdie: That robot should never have entered the city.
Cruger: Well we had the Dekaranger footage for it so we let it enter. How’s that for ya, wiseguy?
Birdie: Well, I want you to split up the Rangers. Make sure they never see each other again and are therefore killed by Gruumm…
Cruger: You really want to make me root for Gruumm, you know.
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*SPD Train Station*
Kat: Thank goodness Birdie’s leaving…
Boom: Quiet. Oh, by the way, I’m T3h Omega Ranger.
Birdie: Sky…
Jack: No, I’m Jack. Sky’s the one in Blue who wants to be leader. If you know about Krueger, why don’t you know about that plotline from Dekaranger, sir?
Cruger: Cadets, as of today, I am no longer Commander. You are instead going to be led by Commander Cock. Feel free to use that name on him as many times as you please, because he deserves it. Although technically, MegaRed gave him the 2-Day Ban.
Birdie: That’s what a 2-Day Ban is? I thought it meant we were replacing Sky…
Jack: JACK!
Birdie: …Sky with Azaka Banban!
Cruger: You really are a stubborn jerk, Commander Cock.
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*SPD Stairway*
Z: Why would Birdie get rid of Cruger? Would it have anything to do with our surprise trip to accommodate for Japanese footage last week?
Bridge: Or maybe it’s because chickenish things and dogs don’t get along.
Sky: Who knows?
Kat: It’s because everybody hates Commander Cock. Even Cruger. That’s why he was fired. He wants you split up.
Z: I say we fight him! Viva la revolution!
Sky: No, we can’t do that. Cock is now our Commanding Officer, and we have to take orders from him even if we disagree. You know, the same situation you guys have with me.
Kat: *sigh* He’s right.
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*SPD Command Center*
Birdie: I want us to install another monitor, put silent alarms on the Rangers’ uniforms, and make sure that you wear tight leather pants when working around me.
Kat: Sorry, going to have to wait on that. We’ve got a massive energy surge that isn’t your ego.
*The Rangers enter*
Birdie: I want Red, Blue, and Green to investigate it.
Z: Why only them?
Birdie: They have the bikes for the Ultra-Kewl Bike Fight that’s about to take place. You little girls don’t. Got it, Cadet?
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*A Stadium Somewhere in New Tech City*
Jack: Okay, where’s this thing we were sent to fight?
Bridge: It’ll show up eventually.
*From out of the mist rides an armored-up Gruumm*
Gruumm: Emperor Gruumm in the house-y’all! Check out my new iridium bling-bling! It makes me stronger and cooler, yo! We rumble!
*A four-bike fight with lots of explosions, and jumps, and stuff blowing up good. Really. It’s what was advertised*
Gruumm: Tell Anubis that the fight Spy accepted on my behalf must take place within this episode!
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*SPD Command Center*
Jack: So it seems it was a bling-bling-ed Gruumm that was out there.
Birdie: You let Gruumm defeat you? What kind of superhero team are you if you get PWNed by your main villain halfway into the series?
Sky: A regular superhero team?
Birdie: Dismissed.
Jack: Welcome to the New SPD, now with 50% more Commander Cock.
*The Rangers leave*
Birdie: The Rangers are incompetent, Cruger is incompetent…in fact, in my little world, I’m the best there is! I’ll take on Gruumm myself! Yes! It all makes sense now!
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*Hallway*
Kat: What did he say?
Sky: It was a message. For Cruger. He wants to face him as they showed in the promos.
Kat: One of you must go tell Cruger. The rest will participate in more ultra-cool fight scenes.
Jack: I’ll go.
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*Command Center*
Birdie: We’ve got a criminal in C Sector. Send Pink and Yellow. I need to give the fanboys out there a fight they can enjoy.
Kat: Well, what if we…
Birdie: Don’t disobey me…
Kat: Got it, Commander Cock.
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*Beach*
Changtor: I am Changtor, and welcome to my beach party…really, you two girls should’ve worn bikinis or something. Stupid American censors…
Z: Syd, ready to morph?
Syd: Ready!
*“Girls in Trouble, Dekaranger!” starts playing in the background as the girls Ranger up*
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*Stadium*
Gruumm: Who are you?
Birdie: I am Supreme Commander Co…Fowler Birdie. Let’s throw down, biatch.
Gruumm: I asked for Doggie Cruger.
Birdie: Here you go.
*Hands Gruumm a Doggie Cruger action figure*
Gruumm: That’s NOT WHAT I MEANT!
*The fight begins with Commander Cock getting PWNed. Sweet, sweet justice is served. Really, who thought you could root for Gruumm?*
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*Park somewhere in New Tech, where Cruger is sitting under a tree*
Jack: Sir, Gruumm has arrived and he’s got a dirtbike that he somehow found. He wants to fight you.
Cruger: Does Birdie know this?
Jack: We didn’t tell him because we’d all want him to be served with a side of fries…but that’s not important.
*Flashback, where we see how Gruumm got his horn cut off…and it’s exactly as we thought*
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*SPD Command Center*
Kat: Commander Cock is getting fried and dipped in peanut oil out there.
Cruger: Mm…chicken. I mean, I must go out there and stop him before he kills himself…although that wouldn’t be a bad thing.
Kat: Follow me. There’s something I’d like to show you.
Cruger: Kat, we just did it last week!
Kat: That’s not what I’m talking about.
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*Beach*
*More fighting where Changtor is being PWNed by the girls. Yet another reason to love this episode*
Changtor: Look what I can do.
Z: You pinch your nipples and grow in size? That never worked for me.
*Changtor goes to the center of New Tech and its blasted by the Water Gun, and then…*
Megazord: ZAP!
Changtor: GAK!
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*Stadium*
Gruumm: Now to have me some fried chicken…delicious…WHAT?
*In rides Cruger on an ATV*
Gruumm: Where did you get that?
Cruger: Oh, Kat took it off of somebody and modified it.
Gruumm: Who?
Cruger: Nobody important.
*Tommy races into the Stadium*
Tommy: THAT’S MY ATV! Give it back! You took my jeep, and now this! What’s with you people??!?!
*A big bike fight where more stuff blows up good. Really, that’s pretty much all that happens for a few minutes. Not much to say except BOOM! and POW! And 1337!! The Rangers enter*
Birdie: HE DISOBEYED MY ORDERS!
Jack: And he also kept you from being on the menu. What are you Sanders, chicken?
Birdie: Shut up.
*More KEWL Bike Fighting, until Cruger and Gruumm take out their staff and Saber, fight, and Cruger ends up DESTROYING Gruumm’s Bike*
Gruumm’s Dirtbike: GAK!
Gruumm: OW! OW! OW!
Cruger: It’s all over.
Gruumm: We will fight again. After all, we’re only halfway through the series here. I expect to face you again sometime near the finale, ‘kay?
Cruger: Got it. Now, we celebrate!
Birdie: I hate you all.
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*SPD Train Station*
Birdie: Cruger, I give your Rangers the highest recommendation out of fear of not turning into a side item at KFC. Now, I must go.
Cruger: Got it Commander Cock. I’ll make sure to give Gruumm an extra beating for you…or not.
*Cruger turns around as the train with Birdie in it leaves*
Cruger: *yelling* Bleagh! Blaehar! Ragher! Aren’t you supposed to be training? Oh, Syd, Z, nice mini-skirts by the way.
*The Rangers leave up the elevator as Kat and Cruger follow close behind*
Cruger: It’s good to be back.
*The Ball of Omeganess follows behind them*
Kat: And it’s nice to have you back…as long as you don’t have anymore Rumblings of Discontent.
*Finally free from Jerry Hall’s clutches, a shirtless Cole Evans runs through SPD screaming at Ludicrous Speed*
Episode 13x19 – “Dismissed”
Fiver Guy: GreenNinja
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*Late at Night, SPD Base*
*Ray-Z, walking around in a Cruger head, holds out a toy Shadow Saber and yells a lot*
Ray: SPY! I challenge you to a fight! At the Stadium Where Battles Will Take Place This Episode! And in this challenging! I will do! A! LOT! OF! YELLING! DO YOU ACCEPT?!?!?
------------------------------------
*Gruumm’s Ship. Spy is wearing Gruumm’s head, and responds to Ray’s message*
Spy: I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE! RAY-Z! RAGGHHGHH!
*In walks the real Emperor Gruumm*
Gruumm: Who are you and what are you doing on my ship?
Spy: Uh-oh…
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*The Next Morning at SPD Base. Kat and Cruger are walking to somewhere*
Cruger: Why is Commander Cock coming here? He and I do not get along. Also, I’m not really feeling good after Ray posed as me and challenged Gruumm to a fight. I mean, I also want to fight Gruumm, but…
Kat: His name is Commander Birdie. He’s the Supreme Officer, and you two get along just fine. I think…
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*SPD Train Station*
*Out steps a chicken…ish…thing known as Commander Birdie*
Cruger: Welcome to SPD, Supreme Commander Co…
Birdie: Finish that sentence and I’ll have you demoted. I’m sick of hearing people make those jokes about me. So, this is the SPD Squad you brag so much about?
Cruger: These are the SPD Power Rangers. You know the ones who this ENTIRE SHOW is based on. You must be out of the loop.
Birdie: I expected better. After all, Commander Krueger in Japan didn’t…
MegaRed: No comparing Sentai and Power Rangers! Two-day ban!
Cruger: Not even in Fivers?
Birdie: Let’s finish this in the Command Center, shall we?
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*SPD Command Center*
Birdie: So this is your high-tech base, huh? Are you sure you checked for any tiny little detail that I may possibly care about? I’m like that you know.
Cruger: Well, it was designed by Dr. Manx here…
Birdie: We’ll have to see about getting her “up to Supreme Command,” if you know what I mean.
Kat: Sorry, but no. I already have a relationship with one humanoid animal rubber suit.
*The Bad Things Alarm goes off*
Kat: Robot. City. You know what to do.
*The Rangers Ranger Up and head out*
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*New Tech City*
Delta Squad Megazord: Megazord!
Alien-Thingy: I’ll destroy you! I think!
Megazord: SWORD!
------------------------------------
*In the SPD Command Center, which we switch back and forth with the battle between several times, the two animal-things are monitoring the fight*
Birdie: Please, the Red Ranger should’ve known that was coming. The Alien Robots you fight can only do a limited number of moves anyway.
Cruger: You really are stubborn. Haven’t you heard of being patient and anticipating moves?
Birdie: What about that time on Sirius?
Cruger: Okay, you want to fight? It’s on!
------------------------------------
*Scene of the Battle*
Megazord: CUT! ZAP!
Alien-Thingy and his Robot: GAK!
------------------------------------
*Command Center*
Birdie: That robot should never have entered the city.
Cruger: Well we had the Dekaranger footage for it so we let it enter. How’s that for ya, wiseguy?
Birdie: Well, I want you to split up the Rangers. Make sure they never see each other again and are therefore killed by Gruumm…
Cruger: You really want to make me root for Gruumm, you know.
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*SPD Train Station*
Kat: Thank goodness Birdie’s leaving…
Boom: Quiet. Oh, by the way, I’m T3h Omega Ranger.
Birdie: Sky…
Jack: No, I’m Jack. Sky’s the one in Blue who wants to be leader. If you know about Krueger, why don’t you know about that plotline from Dekaranger, sir?
Cruger: Cadets, as of today, I am no longer Commander. You are instead going to be led by Commander Cock. Feel free to use that name on him as many times as you please, because he deserves it. Although technically, MegaRed gave him the 2-Day Ban.
Birdie: That’s what a 2-Day Ban is? I thought it meant we were replacing Sky…
Jack: JACK!
Birdie: …Sky with Azaka Banban!
Cruger: You really are a stubborn jerk, Commander Cock.
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*SPD Stairway*
Z: Why would Birdie get rid of Cruger? Would it have anything to do with our surprise trip to accommodate for Japanese footage last week?
Bridge: Or maybe it’s because chickenish things and dogs don’t get along.
Sky: Who knows?
Kat: It’s because everybody hates Commander Cock. Even Cruger. That’s why he was fired. He wants you split up.
Z: I say we fight him! Viva la revolution!
Sky: No, we can’t do that. Cock is now our Commanding Officer, and we have to take orders from him even if we disagree. You know, the same situation you guys have with me.
Kat: *sigh* He’s right.
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*SPD Command Center*
Birdie: I want us to install another monitor, put silent alarms on the Rangers’ uniforms, and make sure that you wear tight leather pants when working around me.
Kat: Sorry, going to have to wait on that. We’ve got a massive energy surge that isn’t your ego.
*The Rangers enter*
Birdie: I want Red, Blue, and Green to investigate it.
Z: Why only them?
Birdie: They have the bikes for the Ultra-Kewl Bike Fight that’s about to take place. You little girls don’t. Got it, Cadet?
------------------------------------
*A Stadium Somewhere in New Tech City*
Jack: Okay, where’s this thing we were sent to fight?
Bridge: It’ll show up eventually.
*From out of the mist rides an armored-up Gruumm*
Gruumm: Emperor Gruumm in the house-y’all! Check out my new iridium bling-bling! It makes me stronger and cooler, yo! We rumble!
*A four-bike fight with lots of explosions, and jumps, and stuff blowing up good. Really. It’s what was advertised*
Gruumm: Tell Anubis that the fight Spy accepted on my behalf must take place within this episode!
------------------------------------
*SPD Command Center*
Jack: So it seems it was a bling-bling-ed Gruumm that was out there.
Birdie: You let Gruumm defeat you? What kind of superhero team are you if you get PWNed by your main villain halfway into the series?
Sky: A regular superhero team?
Birdie: Dismissed.
Jack: Welcome to the New SPD, now with 50% more Commander Cock.
*The Rangers leave*
Birdie: The Rangers are incompetent, Cruger is incompetent…in fact, in my little world, I’m the best there is! I’ll take on Gruumm myself! Yes! It all makes sense now!
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*Hallway*
Kat: What did he say?
Sky: It was a message. For Cruger. He wants to face him as they showed in the promos.
Kat: One of you must go tell Cruger. The rest will participate in more ultra-cool fight scenes.
Jack: I’ll go.
------------------------------------
*Command Center*
Birdie: We’ve got a criminal in C Sector. Send Pink and Yellow. I need to give the fanboys out there a fight they can enjoy.
Kat: Well, what if we…
Birdie: Don’t disobey me…
Kat: Got it, Commander Cock.
------------------------------------
*Beach*
Changtor: I am Changtor, and welcome to my beach party…really, you two girls should’ve worn bikinis or something. Stupid American censors…
Z: Syd, ready to morph?
Syd: Ready!
*“Girls in Trouble, Dekaranger!” starts playing in the background as the girls Ranger up*
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*Stadium*
Gruumm: Who are you?
Birdie: I am Supreme Commander Co…Fowler Birdie. Let’s throw down, biatch.
Gruumm: I asked for Doggie Cruger.
Birdie: Here you go.
*Hands Gruumm a Doggie Cruger action figure*
Gruumm: That’s NOT WHAT I MEANT!
*The fight begins with Commander Cock getting PWNed. Sweet, sweet justice is served. Really, who thought you could root for Gruumm?*
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*Park somewhere in New Tech, where Cruger is sitting under a tree*
Jack: Sir, Gruumm has arrived and he’s got a dirtbike that he somehow found. He wants to fight you.
Cruger: Does Birdie know this?
Jack: We didn’t tell him because we’d all want him to be served with a side of fries…but that’s not important.
*Flashback, where we see how Gruumm got his horn cut off…and it’s exactly as we thought*
------------------------------------
*SPD Command Center*
Kat: Commander Cock is getting fried and dipped in peanut oil out there.
Cruger: Mm…chicken. I mean, I must go out there and stop him before he kills himself…although that wouldn’t be a bad thing.
Kat: Follow me. There’s something I’d like to show you.
Cruger: Kat, we just did it last week!
Kat: That’s not what I’m talking about.
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*Beach*
*More fighting where Changtor is being PWNed by the girls. Yet another reason to love this episode*
Changtor: Look what I can do.
Z: You pinch your nipples and grow in size? That never worked for me.
*Changtor goes to the center of New Tech and its blasted by the Water Gun, and then…*
Megazord: ZAP!
Changtor: GAK!
------------------------------------
*Stadium*
Gruumm: Now to have me some fried chicken…delicious…WHAT?
*In rides Cruger on an ATV*
Gruumm: Where did you get that?
Cruger: Oh, Kat took it off of somebody and modified it.
Gruumm: Who?
Cruger: Nobody important.
*Tommy races into the Stadium*
Tommy: THAT’S MY ATV! Give it back! You took my jeep, and now this! What’s with you people??!?!
*A big bike fight where more stuff blows up good. Really, that’s pretty much all that happens for a few minutes. Not much to say except BOOM! and POW! And 1337!! The Rangers enter*
Birdie: HE DISOBEYED MY ORDERS!
Jack: And he also kept you from being on the menu. What are you Sanders, chicken?
Birdie: Shut up.
*More KEWL Bike Fighting, until Cruger and Gruumm take out their staff and Saber, fight, and Cruger ends up DESTROYING Gruumm’s Bike*
Gruumm’s Dirtbike: GAK!
Gruumm: OW! OW! OW!
Cruger: It’s all over.
Gruumm: We will fight again. After all, we’re only halfway through the series here. I expect to face you again sometime near the finale, ‘kay?
Cruger: Got it. Now, we celebrate!
Birdie: I hate you all.
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*SPD Train Station*
Birdie: Cruger, I give your Rangers the highest recommendation out of fear of not turning into a side item at KFC. Now, I must go.
Cruger: Got it Commander Cock. I’ll make sure to give Gruumm an extra beating for you…or not.
*Cruger turns around as the train with Birdie in it leaves*
Cruger: *yelling* Bleagh! Blaehar! Ragher! Aren’t you supposed to be training? Oh, Syd, Z, nice mini-skirts by the way.
*The Rangers leave up the elevator as Kat and Cruger follow close behind*
Cruger: It’s good to be back.
*The Ball of Omeganess follows behind them*
Kat: And it’s nice to have you back…as long as you don’t have anymore Rumblings of Discontent.
*Finally free from Jerry Hall’s clutches, a shirtless Cole Evans runs through SPD screaming at Ludicrous Speed*