GreenNinja
06-11-2005, 03:21 PM
Sorry, but due to circumstances beyond my control I had to be somewhere this morning and had to watch the episode on tape. But, keeping true to my job, I wrote the Fiver. Enjoy.
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Power Rangers SPD
Episode 13x18 – “Samurai”
Fiver Guy: GreenNinja
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*Some field somewhere, where Cruger is doing what he does best – PWNing. Also, Jack finally uses a Sword. He’s a Red Ranger – took him long enough*
Jack: So, had enough?
Cruger: I’m the Shadow Ranger – the ultimate in coolness, 1337ness and fighting skill. Yeah, I’m tired…when Justin is the Omega Ranger.
*Cruger walks away*
Jack: Surprise attack!
*Jack leaps with the sword and is immediately stopped by Cruger*
Cruger: You really don’t listen, do you?
*The two power down*
Cruger: Jack, you have to learn that you can have the world’s coolest weapon and still be an incompetent jerk. Just look at Conner for example. The man gets Triassic power and is still a whiny, ungrateful loser.
Jack: Okay, okay…I get it.
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*Gruumm’s Ship*
Gruumm: I have finally found someone who can defeat the Power Rangers! At least I think he can defeat them! Right?
Morgana: Why couldn’t I have found someone?
Gruumm: Oh, please, like I’d let you find someone…
*Gruumm puts on a mock-Morgana voice*
Gruumm: Look at me, I’m Morgana! I’m the hot villainess all the guys drool over but I can’t even find a Monster of the Day! *Gruumm switches back to normal* Well guess what, sister? I’ve found one. He’s Katana – the Samurai.
Morgana: Are you sure you don’t mean Sam U. Rai?
Broodwing: No, he means a literal Samurai. We really shouldn’t try to guess the Rangers’ plan of attack by reading TV.com.
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*SPD Rec Room*
*Bridge is apparently trying to guess what Z is thinking*
Z: Got it?
Bridge: Not yet…almost…I’m thinking that you think I’m doing it with Sky.
Z: So does everyone else.
Syd: I agree.
Bridge: Well, it’s not entirely true…I think. But still, my psychic power, stolen from Jasmine, is the weapon of the future!
Sky: Okay, do Jack.
*Bridge looks at Jack in a peculiar way*
Sky: Not like that! I meant read his mind!
Bridge: I want to be that 1337! Why does everyone praise the big blue dog but not me? I’m the first black Red Ranger since TJ, darnit!
Z: So, Jack, what were you thinking?
Jack: I want to be that 1337! Why does everyone praise the big blue dog but not me? I’m the first black Red Ranger since TJ, darnit!
Bridge: I now predict we’ll be sent off to a foreign country to handle a ludicrous plot thought up by a skeleton.
Kat: *over PA system* Rangers, report to the Command Center.
Bridge: Told ya!
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*SPD Command Center*
Cruger: We’ve detected an abnormal time warp in Kyoto, Japan. This is because there is too much Japanese scenery in this episode, so you know what that means…
Sky: The Dekarangers will handle it?
Cruger: Who the hell are the Dekarangers? I’m sending YOU to Kyoto to track down this samurai Gruumm decided to bring.
Z: Now how does Sam factor into this? His name is Sam U. Rai you know.
Cruger: Wha?
Jack: Listen, sir, now’s the time for me to take the Shadow Saber.
T-Bone: You don’t deserve the Shadow Saber! You’re just a common crook!
Cruger: Shall I go Choppy Choppy on him, Jack?
Jack: Be my guest…
T-Bone: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*Kyoto, Japan*
Katana: Look at all this Japanese scenery…really makes you wonder why this is there when the show was originally set in JAPAN!
*Elsewhere, the plane lands*
Sky: Now is when we use the weapon…
Bridge: Me?
Sky: No, I meant my…yes, we use you.
*Bridge does the thinky-thinky pose again*
Bridge: Look at all this Japanese scenery…really makes you wonder why this is there when the show was originally set in JAPAN!
Jack: Really, why couldn’t he have the Dekarangers handle this?
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*Somewhere Else*
*A car is driving along and its passengers run into Katana*
Katana: You try to near Kyoto, you face my wrath! Fear the CGI Lightning!
*CGI Lightning Attack that sends the extras – revealed to actually be Sen-chan and Umeko trying to enjoy their break – running.*
Katana: Hah! I am victorious!
*Turns around to see the Rangers*
Katana: You are not the Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger! What are you doing here?
*A fight begins between Katana and the unmorphed Deka…I mean, Delta Rangers. Much sword-slashing and fighting and so on takes place. Except this time it’s in JAPAN*
Katana: I win – and now I have your low-ammo weapon. Here, take it back – I won’t fight you if you’re that much of a weakling!
Broodwing: Okay, this is where I call in the Krybots – although they’re so easy to PWN now I may as well not. What the hey? I will!
*A fight that actually USES civilian powers takes place. Really, they have to remember that!*
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*Somewhere else again*
Broodwing: I want you to protect Kyoto from the Power Rangers…although technically this isn’t their city. Still, I can provide you with a giant robot. What do you think of that?
Katana: Sounds nice…but I can’t help but feel as though I’ve been through this already with the Dekarangers.
Broodwing: Who the hell are the Dekarangers?
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*Again, somewhere else*
*A giant robot stomps onto the scene and starts stealing buildings at the same time Bridge is examining Katana’s aura*
Bridge: It’s tough to track him…my mind keeps getting distracted by thoughts of Sky…I mean, Z! Z!
Sky: We’ve got a giant robot stealing buildings, what do you think of that, Commander?
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*Delta Base*
*Our Cruger does not pick up the phone. Instead it is the Japanese Doggy Krueger suit – and he speaks in a Canadian accent*
Canadian Krueger: I’m the Canadian Doggie, eh? What you think of that, Kat? Some Samurai out stealing buildings, eh?
Kat: As ridiculous as it seems, we can have the Delta Base go to Japan – where, technically, it’s always been thanks to Sentai footage. You know, Canadian Doggie, we really should’ve let the Dekarangers handle this.
Canadian Krueger: Who?
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*Temple in Japan*
Katana: …and time for another fight scene!
*The Rangers enter and morph*
Katana: Who are you?
Ban: 1! Dekared!
Houji: 2! Dekablue!
Sen: 3! Dekagreen!
Jasmine: 4! Dekayellow!
Umeko: 5! Dekapink!
Rangers: Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger!
Katana: Oh, you guys? Didn’t I already face you last year? This is like déjà vu all over again…
Jack: Hello, we’re over here!
Katana: Ban! I already faced you!
Jack: Is that ban as in 2-day ban?
Katana: Ban as in Asuka Banban – Dekared!
*A fight begins where the Rangers get PWNed and PWNed quickly – then all but Jack race ahead and get PWNED again.*
Katana: Sword of Kyoto! Let that be a lesson to not make me do a fight that I already did!
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*SPD Base*
Kat: You do understand we’ll leave New Tech City completely defenseless right?
Cruger: Sure, but it’s not like Gruumm will attack us – he’s too busy dealing with Sam U. Rai.
Kat: Don’t you mean the Samurai? The one that gave this episode its title?
Cruger: You know what I mean!
*The Delta Base goes to Crawler Mode and arrives in Japan – literally – at Ludicrous Speed. It then disengages the Zords. A quick fight occurs that does no damage*
Cruger: We’ll need the Delta Command Megazord – don’t ask me why. You know, for me saying you wouldn’t need the Shadow Ranger too much; I’m still being used a lot, huh?
*The DCM activates and attempts to take down the Samurai Robot*
Kat: It seems that a Blue Head is in the control panel – what a pointless and distracting fight this is.
Cruger: You really should’ve known that from the start. Now, about defeating Katana…
Jack: Can I have the Shadow Saber? Please please please please please?
Cruger: Stop your whining! You can have the Saber – here ya go!
Jack: Who’s 1337 now, dawg! I am! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
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*Gruumm’s Ship*
Gruumm: Wow, I’m doing something that actually works – I’m stealing iridium! But wait, why iridium? Did this plot point suddenly come up out of nowhere? Anyway, Japan’s yours Broodwing.
Broodwing: Thanks, but my counterpart Agent Arubera already tried that – I don’t really want Japan.
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*Elsewhere in Kyoto*
Jack: So, you want to get back to your proper time? I can help you!
Katana: Why do you wish to help me, invader?
Jack: I’m not an invader – and I know you’re an honorable warrior. Oh, and Gruumm’s using you. He wants your body…I mean Earth.
Katana: Now there is only one way to know if you’re not just bluffing – we fight!
*Jack Rangers Up*
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*Scene of the fight with the DCM*
Kat: Destroy the blue balls on the robot and you release everything he’s kidnapped.
Cruger: Fire the Finger Lasers! That sounds really, really, stupid, but fire them!
Syd: Shoot it in the balls, got it!
*The lasers launch and the buildings are returned to normal*
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*That Foresty Place*
Katana: Seriously, Ban, I don’t want to fight you again.
Jack: My name’s not Ban!
*The fight continues and Jack, with the power of the Shadow Saber, ends up wininng*
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*Scene of the Battle*
Cruger: What the hey – launch the big lasery solar thingy to defeat the giant robot! I love it when things blow up good!
Samurai Robot: GAK!
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*Forest*
Katana: So, Gruumm does want me for my body…fighting skill. You were telling the truth.
Jack: Sorry, but since the footage says we have to…Judgment Time! You’re innocent. Feel free to go back to your own time.
Kat: *Over radio* The portal’s about to open. Just letting you know.
Katana: Well, I’m headin’ out. Make sure your tribe stays safe.
Jack: Yeah, my grandfather was a black samurai…bitch. Can’t wait to tell Cruger I was as 1337 as he was! Who’s the man?! Who’s the MAN?!?
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*Delta Command in New Tech City*
Cruger: That was a good battle…although we somehow lost iridium. That was my fault.
Bridge: Isn’t that the metal you add to things to make them harder?
Cruger: Let’s not ask what Gruumm wants to do with that.
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*Field from the Beginning*
Jack: Sorry…but I broke the Shadow Saber.
Cruger: That wasn’t the Shadow Saber. That was just some prop that I found over in Japan. By the way, Tetsu is the Omega Ranger.
Jack: DUH!
Cruger: Okay, let’s fight.
*T-Bone, still suffering from the…effects…of earlier, runs across the screen at Ludicrous Speed*
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Power Rangers SPD
Episode 13x18 – “Samurai”
Fiver Guy: GreenNinja
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*Some field somewhere, where Cruger is doing what he does best – PWNing. Also, Jack finally uses a Sword. He’s a Red Ranger – took him long enough*
Jack: So, had enough?
Cruger: I’m the Shadow Ranger – the ultimate in coolness, 1337ness and fighting skill. Yeah, I’m tired…when Justin is the Omega Ranger.
*Cruger walks away*
Jack: Surprise attack!
*Jack leaps with the sword and is immediately stopped by Cruger*
Cruger: You really don’t listen, do you?
*The two power down*
Cruger: Jack, you have to learn that you can have the world’s coolest weapon and still be an incompetent jerk. Just look at Conner for example. The man gets Triassic power and is still a whiny, ungrateful loser.
Jack: Okay, okay…I get it.
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*Gruumm’s Ship*
Gruumm: I have finally found someone who can defeat the Power Rangers! At least I think he can defeat them! Right?
Morgana: Why couldn’t I have found someone?
Gruumm: Oh, please, like I’d let you find someone…
*Gruumm puts on a mock-Morgana voice*
Gruumm: Look at me, I’m Morgana! I’m the hot villainess all the guys drool over but I can’t even find a Monster of the Day! *Gruumm switches back to normal* Well guess what, sister? I’ve found one. He’s Katana – the Samurai.
Morgana: Are you sure you don’t mean Sam U. Rai?
Broodwing: No, he means a literal Samurai. We really shouldn’t try to guess the Rangers’ plan of attack by reading TV.com.
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*SPD Rec Room*
*Bridge is apparently trying to guess what Z is thinking*
Z: Got it?
Bridge: Not yet…almost…I’m thinking that you think I’m doing it with Sky.
Z: So does everyone else.
Syd: I agree.
Bridge: Well, it’s not entirely true…I think. But still, my psychic power, stolen from Jasmine, is the weapon of the future!
Sky: Okay, do Jack.
*Bridge looks at Jack in a peculiar way*
Sky: Not like that! I meant read his mind!
Bridge: I want to be that 1337! Why does everyone praise the big blue dog but not me? I’m the first black Red Ranger since TJ, darnit!
Z: So, Jack, what were you thinking?
Jack: I want to be that 1337! Why does everyone praise the big blue dog but not me? I’m the first black Red Ranger since TJ, darnit!
Bridge: I now predict we’ll be sent off to a foreign country to handle a ludicrous plot thought up by a skeleton.
Kat: *over PA system* Rangers, report to the Command Center.
Bridge: Told ya!
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*SPD Command Center*
Cruger: We’ve detected an abnormal time warp in Kyoto, Japan. This is because there is too much Japanese scenery in this episode, so you know what that means…
Sky: The Dekarangers will handle it?
Cruger: Who the hell are the Dekarangers? I’m sending YOU to Kyoto to track down this samurai Gruumm decided to bring.
Z: Now how does Sam factor into this? His name is Sam U. Rai you know.
Cruger: Wha?
Jack: Listen, sir, now’s the time for me to take the Shadow Saber.
T-Bone: You don’t deserve the Shadow Saber! You’re just a common crook!
Cruger: Shall I go Choppy Choppy on him, Jack?
Jack: Be my guest…
T-Bone: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*Kyoto, Japan*
Katana: Look at all this Japanese scenery…really makes you wonder why this is there when the show was originally set in JAPAN!
*Elsewhere, the plane lands*
Sky: Now is when we use the weapon…
Bridge: Me?
Sky: No, I meant my…yes, we use you.
*Bridge does the thinky-thinky pose again*
Bridge: Look at all this Japanese scenery…really makes you wonder why this is there when the show was originally set in JAPAN!
Jack: Really, why couldn’t he have the Dekarangers handle this?
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*Somewhere Else*
*A car is driving along and its passengers run into Katana*
Katana: You try to near Kyoto, you face my wrath! Fear the CGI Lightning!
*CGI Lightning Attack that sends the extras – revealed to actually be Sen-chan and Umeko trying to enjoy their break – running.*
Katana: Hah! I am victorious!
*Turns around to see the Rangers*
Katana: You are not the Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger! What are you doing here?
*A fight begins between Katana and the unmorphed Deka…I mean, Delta Rangers. Much sword-slashing and fighting and so on takes place. Except this time it’s in JAPAN*
Katana: I win – and now I have your low-ammo weapon. Here, take it back – I won’t fight you if you’re that much of a weakling!
Broodwing: Okay, this is where I call in the Krybots – although they’re so easy to PWN now I may as well not. What the hey? I will!
*A fight that actually USES civilian powers takes place. Really, they have to remember that!*
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*Somewhere else again*
Broodwing: I want you to protect Kyoto from the Power Rangers…although technically this isn’t their city. Still, I can provide you with a giant robot. What do you think of that?
Katana: Sounds nice…but I can’t help but feel as though I’ve been through this already with the Dekarangers.
Broodwing: Who the hell are the Dekarangers?
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*Again, somewhere else*
*A giant robot stomps onto the scene and starts stealing buildings at the same time Bridge is examining Katana’s aura*
Bridge: It’s tough to track him…my mind keeps getting distracted by thoughts of Sky…I mean, Z! Z!
Sky: We’ve got a giant robot stealing buildings, what do you think of that, Commander?
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*Delta Base*
*Our Cruger does not pick up the phone. Instead it is the Japanese Doggy Krueger suit – and he speaks in a Canadian accent*
Canadian Krueger: I’m the Canadian Doggie, eh? What you think of that, Kat? Some Samurai out stealing buildings, eh?
Kat: As ridiculous as it seems, we can have the Delta Base go to Japan – where, technically, it’s always been thanks to Sentai footage. You know, Canadian Doggie, we really should’ve let the Dekarangers handle this.
Canadian Krueger: Who?
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*Temple in Japan*
Katana: …and time for another fight scene!
*The Rangers enter and morph*
Katana: Who are you?
Ban: 1! Dekared!
Houji: 2! Dekablue!
Sen: 3! Dekagreen!
Jasmine: 4! Dekayellow!
Umeko: 5! Dekapink!
Rangers: Tokusou Sentai Dekaranger!
Katana: Oh, you guys? Didn’t I already face you last year? This is like déjà vu all over again…
Jack: Hello, we’re over here!
Katana: Ban! I already faced you!
Jack: Is that ban as in 2-day ban?
Katana: Ban as in Asuka Banban – Dekared!
*A fight begins where the Rangers get PWNed and PWNed quickly – then all but Jack race ahead and get PWNED again.*
Katana: Sword of Kyoto! Let that be a lesson to not make me do a fight that I already did!
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*SPD Base*
Kat: You do understand we’ll leave New Tech City completely defenseless right?
Cruger: Sure, but it’s not like Gruumm will attack us – he’s too busy dealing with Sam U. Rai.
Kat: Don’t you mean the Samurai? The one that gave this episode its title?
Cruger: You know what I mean!
*The Delta Base goes to Crawler Mode and arrives in Japan – literally – at Ludicrous Speed. It then disengages the Zords. A quick fight occurs that does no damage*
Cruger: We’ll need the Delta Command Megazord – don’t ask me why. You know, for me saying you wouldn’t need the Shadow Ranger too much; I’m still being used a lot, huh?
*The DCM activates and attempts to take down the Samurai Robot*
Kat: It seems that a Blue Head is in the control panel – what a pointless and distracting fight this is.
Cruger: You really should’ve known that from the start. Now, about defeating Katana…
Jack: Can I have the Shadow Saber? Please please please please please?
Cruger: Stop your whining! You can have the Saber – here ya go!
Jack: Who’s 1337 now, dawg! I am! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
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*Gruumm’s Ship*
Gruumm: Wow, I’m doing something that actually works – I’m stealing iridium! But wait, why iridium? Did this plot point suddenly come up out of nowhere? Anyway, Japan’s yours Broodwing.
Broodwing: Thanks, but my counterpart Agent Arubera already tried that – I don’t really want Japan.
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*Elsewhere in Kyoto*
Jack: So, you want to get back to your proper time? I can help you!
Katana: Why do you wish to help me, invader?
Jack: I’m not an invader – and I know you’re an honorable warrior. Oh, and Gruumm’s using you. He wants your body…I mean Earth.
Katana: Now there is only one way to know if you’re not just bluffing – we fight!
*Jack Rangers Up*
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*Scene of the fight with the DCM*
Kat: Destroy the blue balls on the robot and you release everything he’s kidnapped.
Cruger: Fire the Finger Lasers! That sounds really, really, stupid, but fire them!
Syd: Shoot it in the balls, got it!
*The lasers launch and the buildings are returned to normal*
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*That Foresty Place*
Katana: Seriously, Ban, I don’t want to fight you again.
Jack: My name’s not Ban!
*The fight continues and Jack, with the power of the Shadow Saber, ends up wininng*
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*Scene of the Battle*
Cruger: What the hey – launch the big lasery solar thingy to defeat the giant robot! I love it when things blow up good!
Samurai Robot: GAK!
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*Forest*
Katana: So, Gruumm does want me for my body…fighting skill. You were telling the truth.
Jack: Sorry, but since the footage says we have to…Judgment Time! You’re innocent. Feel free to go back to your own time.
Kat: *Over radio* The portal’s about to open. Just letting you know.
Katana: Well, I’m headin’ out. Make sure your tribe stays safe.
Jack: Yeah, my grandfather was a black samurai…bitch. Can’t wait to tell Cruger I was as 1337 as he was! Who’s the man?! Who’s the MAN?!?
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*Delta Command in New Tech City*
Cruger: That was a good battle…although we somehow lost iridium. That was my fault.
Bridge: Isn’t that the metal you add to things to make them harder?
Cruger: Let’s not ask what Gruumm wants to do with that.
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*Field from the Beginning*
Jack: Sorry…but I broke the Shadow Saber.
Cruger: That wasn’t the Shadow Saber. That was just some prop that I found over in Japan. By the way, Tetsu is the Omega Ranger.
Jack: DUH!
Cruger: Okay, let’s fight.
*T-Bone, still suffering from the…effects…of earlier, runs across the screen at Ludicrous Speed*