UltimateGreenRanger
06-07-2005, 06:00 PM
Since a lot of people seemed to like the first one, I've decided to post the next. I have a lot done, but I'll post one at a time to give you a chance to read it and such. You can either download it (I'll reup when needed) or read below.
Download:
http://s43.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=31AR4LEHACJDJ3IRR3WAS5O3CM
Read:
‘The Ghetto Rangers: A Beerful Day’
© Travis B
Theme Song:
'1-2-3-4-5 GO GO GHETTO RANGERS! Save the pimp’s local hoes. GO GO GHETTO RANGERS! Hide your stash of crack...GO GO GHETTO RANGERS...FIGHTING FOR THE FREEDOMS OF THE GHETTOOOOOOO!
Mickey slowly opened his eyes as sunlight filled his view. He sat up slowly and looked around before rolling out of bed. Slowly making his was across his room, he looked out the window to see what was going on. However, just then, his Ghetto Ranger walkie-talkie started crackling.
‘Good morning sunshine, now get your butt out of bed and get over here. Police Chief Adam sent some policemen to the park to start some trouble!’ a man’s voice, Trevor’s to be exact, said hurriedly.
Quickly, Mickey threw on a blue t-shirt and a pair of jean shorts along with his tan boots and headed out the door. He ran down the street as fast as he could and looked around to make sure everything was still ok where he was. When he was sure the havoc hadn’t spread, he headed toward the park, keeping an eye out for any sneak attacks or anything. Finally, the park came into view. Trevor was being backed into a tree by two cops with night sticks, Jamal was being kicked on the ground by a fat policeman, Elizabeth and Alicia were paired off with two female cops, and Terrance was fighting with two other policemen.
As Mickey reached the park he ran over and kicked the policeman attacking Jamal in the face. He then yelled for everyone to get into a group and got ready. Trevor ducked under the two nightsticks and ran over to Mickey as Jamal slowly got up and stood beside Mickey. Terrance then jumped into the air and split kicked his two policemen onto the ground and ran over. Elizabeth and Alicia slowly grabbed their assailants and threw them into each other before backing up to join the rest of the group.
‘It’s ghetto time!’ Mickey yelled into the air.
‘What’s that in the sky?!’ Trevor yelled loudly.
All the policemen looked up into the sky. Quickly, the 6 pulled on their mechanic overalls and matching ski masks. Mickey in blue overalls and a matching ski mask moved into the lead as the policemen all looked back down.
‘Hey, there wasn’t anything up…HEY! Where’d you guys come from? What’d you do with the other 6 kids?’ a policeman yelled.
Trevor, who’s overalls and ski mask were black, spoke first, ‘It’s time for you bozo’s to pay for terrorizing people, but first, why are you here? What does Police Chief Adam have in mind for this? I mean, ‘Oooo I’m taking over the park, I’m so manly,’ He mocked.
Terrance stepped up beside him wearing his red overalls and ski mask, ‘screw all dis talkin’ fewl. Let’s just pound em!’
‘Calm down there big guy. We need a plan first,’ replied Jamal while looking the cops over from his green overalls and ski mask.
‘I say we pound em damnit! Look at dem. They just sitting there waitin’ fer a beatin!’ Terrance said impatiently.
Suddenly, Elizabeth chimed in, ‘excuse me you two, bicker later, we have some pigs to fry.’
‘Yeah, fight later, lets get them while I’m hot,’ Alicia added.
Jamal sighed and they ran in to fight the policemen. Alicia dressed in her yellow mask and overalls kicked a cop in the knee, making him fall to all fours, and then stepped sideways as Elizabeth, in silver overalls and mask, ran in, soccer kicking him in the face and sending him sprawling backwards. Meanwhile, Trevor motioned a policeman to come closer. He then dropped back, turned sideways, crouched down and shuffled toward the policeman a step, easily side kicking the cop in the jaw. As he looked down at the policeman, another one tackled him to the waist. Just when he was about to punch Trevor in the face, Mickey punched the cop in the side of the head and helped Trevor up.
‘Slam master funk time?’ Mickey asked Trevor.
‘Oh you know it bro!’ Trevor replied smiling.
The two stood back to back and motioned on a few policemen to come closer. Suddenly, Mickey grabbed Trevor around the waist and hoisted him up while spinning around at the same time. Trevor began kicked the police as he spun by, and then dropped down to all fours on the ground. Mickey stepped back, busted out a few dance moves, then sprung off Trevor’s back onto the remaining cop, driving his fist into the policeman’s nose.
The two stood up beside each other, snapped and moved rhythmically side to side, snapping in between each movement to the side. At the same time, Alicia grabbed a policewoman and threw her into a tree, then ran in and kicked her into the stomach. As the policewoman bent over and groaned in pain, Alicia brought her knee up to meet her face, sending her back into the tree and taking her out. Just as someone was about to attack Alicia from behind though, Elizabeth caught the attacker with a side kick to the jaw. The cop staggered back a bit only to be met with Elizabeth’s fist.
Not too far away, Terrance was swinging a stick around beckoning the policemen back. Finally, one ran in, only to be nailed in the stomach with the stick, then being clubbed on the back with it. He looked around at the other cops waiting for someone to bring it, but they quickly turned and ran.
Exhausted, the six looked around the park and then began walking away when they spotted two kids standing with a video camera.
‘Hey, aren’t you guys the Ghetto Rangers?’ one of the kids asked.
‘Yeah…Why?’ Mickey replied curiously.
‘Just wondering,’ the other kid answered.
Mickey looked them over and realized he knew them. The one kid was Robert Holmes, but everyone knew him as ‘Tubby’ since he was kind of fat. The other one was Maxwell Stevens, known as ‘Rocker’ since he always dressed like a punk rocker. They lived not too far from him and Trevor’s house. They were harmless though, so he knew they wouldn’t do anything.
As the Rangers watched them, they turned and walked away talking to each other.
‘That was weird,’ Jamal Exclaimed.
Meanwhile at Slim Trashman’s Pub, Police Chief Adam strolled in through the front door and looked around. It seemed like a normal bar of course; pool tables, a bar tender, and a bunch of people getting drunk. He looked around a little before noticing two girls sitting in the corner all by themselves. He made his way over to them and stopped.
They were gulping beer down and had a huge pitcher in front of them. The one was a tall blonde haired woman wearing a tight leather top and matching leather pants. The other, on the other hand, was wearing a black t-shirt and blue jeans. One finally looked up at him.
‘Hello, can we help you?’ the redhead asked.
‘Actually, yes you can. You see I’m conducting an investigating and I was wondering if you could follow me please,’ he said officially.
Slowly the two girls got up and followed him out of the bar, where a few policemen grabbed them and a hypnotist thrust a dangling watch in front of them, speaking quickly as he worked. Within seconds they were both hypnotized…
Meanwhile across town; Mickey, Trevor, Terrance, Jamal, Elizabeth, and Alicia raced down the street toward the local basketball courts. All of a sudden, they heard a loud scream coming from an alleyway not too far from them. When they reached the alley they saw a man lying on the ground unconscious.
“Uh oh, guys we better change, whoever did this may still be around,’ Jamal said.
‘You’re right. Is anyone around?’ Mickey asked.
They looked around carefully, and then got ready.
‘It’s ghetto time!’ Trevor yelled.
They quickly slipped on their overalls and ski masks and looked around to make sure no one saw them. No one was around, so they carefully stepped into the alleyway. As they made their way down the alley, they all looked for signs of someone. All of a sudden they heard Elizabeth squeal. They all spun around, but she wasn’t there.
‘Where’d she go?’ Jamal asked.
‘I dunno, but she ain’t here,’ Terrance replied.
‘Ok guys; be on the look out, this means the attacker is still here,’ Mickey said coolly.
They continued along the alley when they heard something behind them. They quickly spun around to see nothing, but then they heard Jamal shout out. When they spun around to face him, he was gone too.
‘What the hell is this?’ Trevor said.
‘Yeah, first Liz and now Jamal,’ Alicia said.
They began walking again, this time standing back to back, to ensure no one snuck up on them. After a bit, they heard a rattling noise coming from a garbage can. Mickey signaled for the others to be quiet and slowly walked to the can. Quickly he pulled the lid off to see Rocker inside.
‘What are you doing in there?’ Trevor demanded.
‘They got Tubby!’ he said shaking.
‘Who did? Police Chief Adam?’ Mickey asked.
‘No…Them!’ Rocker yelled.
All of a sudden, two girls sprung out and tackled Alicia and Terrance to the ground. Mickey quickly looked at them and saw one was a blonde haired girl while the other had red hair. Before Mickey and Trevor could do anything, the girls leapt off Alicia and Terrance, and drug them away into the darkness. When Trevor lit a match to see where they went, there was nothing but a brick wall.
‘Holy crap!’ Rocker exclaimed frightened
Trevor and Mickey quickly grabbed Rocker’s arms and ran with him out of the alley into the bright sunlight on the road.
‘We need a plan,’ Mickey said.
‘I’m on it,’ Trevor replied while pulling out his walkie-talkie.
‘Obi, two girls drug everyone away but uhhh,’ Trevor said looking Rocker,’ Blue and I.’
‘Ok, I’ll send a few of my loyal drug dealers to get arrested to try and find out what’s happening,’ Obi replied.
Trevor put the walkie-talkie away and sat down. For a while no one spoke. Finally, Rocker jumped up.
‘We can’t just leave Tubby!’ he yelled.
With that, Rocker dashed into the alleyway despite Mickey and Trevor’s protests. Just as soon as he was out of sight, they heard him shriek and then silence.
‘Well, they got him too huh?’ Trevor asked.
‘Yeah, now what do we do,’ Mickey questioned.
‘Allow me to help you out guys,’ a voice behind them said.
Mickey and Trevor spun around ready to fight, but noticed it wasn’t the girls. Instead it was a guy in a white muscle shirt and blue jeans.
‘And who are you?’ Mickey asked.
‘Just call me Slim,’ the man said.
‘Ok and how can you help?’ Trevor questioned.
‘I saw what happened. They were just normal girls drinking until Police Chief Adam did something to them,’ he said.
‘And this helps us how?’ Mickey said curiously.
‘I can help you fight them,’ Slim said smiling.
‘Uh, ok you can help, but try to stay out of trouble,’ Trevor replied.
Just then the radio crackled a bit and Trevor pulled it out.
‘What’d you find out Obi?’ Trevor asked excitedly.
‘These two girls were just normal girls until Police Chief Adam hypnotized them to do his evil bidding.’ Obi replied.
Before Obi could continue, ‘Oh he’s such a smart one, we knew they were normal!’ Slim exclaimed.
‘Yeah, but he told us what Police Chief Adam did, you just said something,’ Mickey said.
‘Anyway,’ Obi continued, ‘they’ve been raping people and using their money for beer, then tying their victims up. They call themselves Beer Hoes!’ Obi exclaimed.
‘Oh great, they’re probably being tortured, where can we find them?’ Trevor asked.
‘We don’t know yet, I’m awaiting that information from my sources,’ Obi replied.
‘Lucky bastards,’ Mickey said.
‘No, very unlucky. The Beer Hoes use whips and chains while raping you, torture you with candle wax as well as other things, and then steal all your money for beer!’ Obi said.
‘Man, that’s lower than normal hoes,’ Mickey exclaimed.
‘Exactly, so take care my warriors, I’ll find the info as soon as possible. The Ghetto needs your help!’ Obi said as the walkie-talkie went silent…
To Be Continued…
Next time on Ghetto Rangers!
‘So wait, the Beer Hoes could be anywhere!’ Trevor exclaimed.
Yeah, so let’s be careful,’ Mickey replied.
He two walked along the road until they reached an intersection. Mickey motioned for Trevor to stay there as he walked to the intersection. He crouched down a bit with his arms spread out a little, palms down, then jumped and spun to the left, landed and looked, jumped and spun to the right, landed and looked that way, then jumped and spun back to the right. Just then the Beer Hoes appeared right in front of them…
Download:
http://s43.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=31AR4LEHACJDJ3IRR3WAS5O3CM
Read:
‘The Ghetto Rangers: A Beerful Day’
© Travis B
Theme Song:
'1-2-3-4-5 GO GO GHETTO RANGERS! Save the pimp’s local hoes. GO GO GHETTO RANGERS! Hide your stash of crack...GO GO GHETTO RANGERS...FIGHTING FOR THE FREEDOMS OF THE GHETTOOOOOOO!
Mickey slowly opened his eyes as sunlight filled his view. He sat up slowly and looked around before rolling out of bed. Slowly making his was across his room, he looked out the window to see what was going on. However, just then, his Ghetto Ranger walkie-talkie started crackling.
‘Good morning sunshine, now get your butt out of bed and get over here. Police Chief Adam sent some policemen to the park to start some trouble!’ a man’s voice, Trevor’s to be exact, said hurriedly.
Quickly, Mickey threw on a blue t-shirt and a pair of jean shorts along with his tan boots and headed out the door. He ran down the street as fast as he could and looked around to make sure everything was still ok where he was. When he was sure the havoc hadn’t spread, he headed toward the park, keeping an eye out for any sneak attacks or anything. Finally, the park came into view. Trevor was being backed into a tree by two cops with night sticks, Jamal was being kicked on the ground by a fat policeman, Elizabeth and Alicia were paired off with two female cops, and Terrance was fighting with two other policemen.
As Mickey reached the park he ran over and kicked the policeman attacking Jamal in the face. He then yelled for everyone to get into a group and got ready. Trevor ducked under the two nightsticks and ran over to Mickey as Jamal slowly got up and stood beside Mickey. Terrance then jumped into the air and split kicked his two policemen onto the ground and ran over. Elizabeth and Alicia slowly grabbed their assailants and threw them into each other before backing up to join the rest of the group.
‘It’s ghetto time!’ Mickey yelled into the air.
‘What’s that in the sky?!’ Trevor yelled loudly.
All the policemen looked up into the sky. Quickly, the 6 pulled on their mechanic overalls and matching ski masks. Mickey in blue overalls and a matching ski mask moved into the lead as the policemen all looked back down.
‘Hey, there wasn’t anything up…HEY! Where’d you guys come from? What’d you do with the other 6 kids?’ a policeman yelled.
Trevor, who’s overalls and ski mask were black, spoke first, ‘It’s time for you bozo’s to pay for terrorizing people, but first, why are you here? What does Police Chief Adam have in mind for this? I mean, ‘Oooo I’m taking over the park, I’m so manly,’ He mocked.
Terrance stepped up beside him wearing his red overalls and ski mask, ‘screw all dis talkin’ fewl. Let’s just pound em!’
‘Calm down there big guy. We need a plan first,’ replied Jamal while looking the cops over from his green overalls and ski mask.
‘I say we pound em damnit! Look at dem. They just sitting there waitin’ fer a beatin!’ Terrance said impatiently.
Suddenly, Elizabeth chimed in, ‘excuse me you two, bicker later, we have some pigs to fry.’
‘Yeah, fight later, lets get them while I’m hot,’ Alicia added.
Jamal sighed and they ran in to fight the policemen. Alicia dressed in her yellow mask and overalls kicked a cop in the knee, making him fall to all fours, and then stepped sideways as Elizabeth, in silver overalls and mask, ran in, soccer kicking him in the face and sending him sprawling backwards. Meanwhile, Trevor motioned a policeman to come closer. He then dropped back, turned sideways, crouched down and shuffled toward the policeman a step, easily side kicking the cop in the jaw. As he looked down at the policeman, another one tackled him to the waist. Just when he was about to punch Trevor in the face, Mickey punched the cop in the side of the head and helped Trevor up.
‘Slam master funk time?’ Mickey asked Trevor.
‘Oh you know it bro!’ Trevor replied smiling.
The two stood back to back and motioned on a few policemen to come closer. Suddenly, Mickey grabbed Trevor around the waist and hoisted him up while spinning around at the same time. Trevor began kicked the police as he spun by, and then dropped down to all fours on the ground. Mickey stepped back, busted out a few dance moves, then sprung off Trevor’s back onto the remaining cop, driving his fist into the policeman’s nose.
The two stood up beside each other, snapped and moved rhythmically side to side, snapping in between each movement to the side. At the same time, Alicia grabbed a policewoman and threw her into a tree, then ran in and kicked her into the stomach. As the policewoman bent over and groaned in pain, Alicia brought her knee up to meet her face, sending her back into the tree and taking her out. Just as someone was about to attack Alicia from behind though, Elizabeth caught the attacker with a side kick to the jaw. The cop staggered back a bit only to be met with Elizabeth’s fist.
Not too far away, Terrance was swinging a stick around beckoning the policemen back. Finally, one ran in, only to be nailed in the stomach with the stick, then being clubbed on the back with it. He looked around at the other cops waiting for someone to bring it, but they quickly turned and ran.
Exhausted, the six looked around the park and then began walking away when they spotted two kids standing with a video camera.
‘Hey, aren’t you guys the Ghetto Rangers?’ one of the kids asked.
‘Yeah…Why?’ Mickey replied curiously.
‘Just wondering,’ the other kid answered.
Mickey looked them over and realized he knew them. The one kid was Robert Holmes, but everyone knew him as ‘Tubby’ since he was kind of fat. The other one was Maxwell Stevens, known as ‘Rocker’ since he always dressed like a punk rocker. They lived not too far from him and Trevor’s house. They were harmless though, so he knew they wouldn’t do anything.
As the Rangers watched them, they turned and walked away talking to each other.
‘That was weird,’ Jamal Exclaimed.
Meanwhile at Slim Trashman’s Pub, Police Chief Adam strolled in through the front door and looked around. It seemed like a normal bar of course; pool tables, a bar tender, and a bunch of people getting drunk. He looked around a little before noticing two girls sitting in the corner all by themselves. He made his way over to them and stopped.
They were gulping beer down and had a huge pitcher in front of them. The one was a tall blonde haired woman wearing a tight leather top and matching leather pants. The other, on the other hand, was wearing a black t-shirt and blue jeans. One finally looked up at him.
‘Hello, can we help you?’ the redhead asked.
‘Actually, yes you can. You see I’m conducting an investigating and I was wondering if you could follow me please,’ he said officially.
Slowly the two girls got up and followed him out of the bar, where a few policemen grabbed them and a hypnotist thrust a dangling watch in front of them, speaking quickly as he worked. Within seconds they were both hypnotized…
Meanwhile across town; Mickey, Trevor, Terrance, Jamal, Elizabeth, and Alicia raced down the street toward the local basketball courts. All of a sudden, they heard a loud scream coming from an alleyway not too far from them. When they reached the alley they saw a man lying on the ground unconscious.
“Uh oh, guys we better change, whoever did this may still be around,’ Jamal said.
‘You’re right. Is anyone around?’ Mickey asked.
They looked around carefully, and then got ready.
‘It’s ghetto time!’ Trevor yelled.
They quickly slipped on their overalls and ski masks and looked around to make sure no one saw them. No one was around, so they carefully stepped into the alleyway. As they made their way down the alley, they all looked for signs of someone. All of a sudden they heard Elizabeth squeal. They all spun around, but she wasn’t there.
‘Where’d she go?’ Jamal asked.
‘I dunno, but she ain’t here,’ Terrance replied.
‘Ok guys; be on the look out, this means the attacker is still here,’ Mickey said coolly.
They continued along the alley when they heard something behind them. They quickly spun around to see nothing, but then they heard Jamal shout out. When they spun around to face him, he was gone too.
‘What the hell is this?’ Trevor said.
‘Yeah, first Liz and now Jamal,’ Alicia said.
They began walking again, this time standing back to back, to ensure no one snuck up on them. After a bit, they heard a rattling noise coming from a garbage can. Mickey signaled for the others to be quiet and slowly walked to the can. Quickly he pulled the lid off to see Rocker inside.
‘What are you doing in there?’ Trevor demanded.
‘They got Tubby!’ he said shaking.
‘Who did? Police Chief Adam?’ Mickey asked.
‘No…Them!’ Rocker yelled.
All of a sudden, two girls sprung out and tackled Alicia and Terrance to the ground. Mickey quickly looked at them and saw one was a blonde haired girl while the other had red hair. Before Mickey and Trevor could do anything, the girls leapt off Alicia and Terrance, and drug them away into the darkness. When Trevor lit a match to see where they went, there was nothing but a brick wall.
‘Holy crap!’ Rocker exclaimed frightened
Trevor and Mickey quickly grabbed Rocker’s arms and ran with him out of the alley into the bright sunlight on the road.
‘We need a plan,’ Mickey said.
‘I’m on it,’ Trevor replied while pulling out his walkie-talkie.
‘Obi, two girls drug everyone away but uhhh,’ Trevor said looking Rocker,’ Blue and I.’
‘Ok, I’ll send a few of my loyal drug dealers to get arrested to try and find out what’s happening,’ Obi replied.
Trevor put the walkie-talkie away and sat down. For a while no one spoke. Finally, Rocker jumped up.
‘We can’t just leave Tubby!’ he yelled.
With that, Rocker dashed into the alleyway despite Mickey and Trevor’s protests. Just as soon as he was out of sight, they heard him shriek and then silence.
‘Well, they got him too huh?’ Trevor asked.
‘Yeah, now what do we do,’ Mickey questioned.
‘Allow me to help you out guys,’ a voice behind them said.
Mickey and Trevor spun around ready to fight, but noticed it wasn’t the girls. Instead it was a guy in a white muscle shirt and blue jeans.
‘And who are you?’ Mickey asked.
‘Just call me Slim,’ the man said.
‘Ok and how can you help?’ Trevor questioned.
‘I saw what happened. They were just normal girls drinking until Police Chief Adam did something to them,’ he said.
‘And this helps us how?’ Mickey said curiously.
‘I can help you fight them,’ Slim said smiling.
‘Uh, ok you can help, but try to stay out of trouble,’ Trevor replied.
Just then the radio crackled a bit and Trevor pulled it out.
‘What’d you find out Obi?’ Trevor asked excitedly.
‘These two girls were just normal girls until Police Chief Adam hypnotized them to do his evil bidding.’ Obi replied.
Before Obi could continue, ‘Oh he’s such a smart one, we knew they were normal!’ Slim exclaimed.
‘Yeah, but he told us what Police Chief Adam did, you just said something,’ Mickey said.
‘Anyway,’ Obi continued, ‘they’ve been raping people and using their money for beer, then tying their victims up. They call themselves Beer Hoes!’ Obi exclaimed.
‘Oh great, they’re probably being tortured, where can we find them?’ Trevor asked.
‘We don’t know yet, I’m awaiting that information from my sources,’ Obi replied.
‘Lucky bastards,’ Mickey said.
‘No, very unlucky. The Beer Hoes use whips and chains while raping you, torture you with candle wax as well as other things, and then steal all your money for beer!’ Obi said.
‘Man, that’s lower than normal hoes,’ Mickey exclaimed.
‘Exactly, so take care my warriors, I’ll find the info as soon as possible. The Ghetto needs your help!’ Obi said as the walkie-talkie went silent…
To Be Continued…
Next time on Ghetto Rangers!
‘So wait, the Beer Hoes could be anywhere!’ Trevor exclaimed.
Yeah, so let’s be careful,’ Mickey replied.
He two walked along the road until they reached an intersection. Mickey motioned for Trevor to stay there as he walked to the intersection. He crouched down a bit with his arms spread out a little, palms down, then jumped and spun to the left, landed and looked, jumped and spun to the right, landed and looked that way, then jumped and spun back to the right. Just then the Beer Hoes appeared right in front of them…