GreenNinja
04-09-2005, 01:44 PM
Here's my next fiver. This one was definitely easier than Idol to do. Enjoy, folks!
Power Rangers SPD
Episode 13x10 “Stakeout”
Guy Who Fiver’d It: GreenNinja
*On an asteroid*
Some General: We’ve set this bomb! Open the door!
*The door has a small spark come off of it*
Some General: Darn faulty technology…
*THEN the door explodes, throwing the General and some of the Krybots into the wall*
Senuku: Finally, I’m free! I have only one episode to live, and I’m going to use it well! Thank you, Emperor Gruumm! But screw you, Mora! You whiny little brat…
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*At SPD Headquarters*
*Jack and Sky are playing a video game where we see Blue Senturion beat up on a digitized Justin*
Sky: Why did I have to go with Random Character?
Jack: Because you’re an egotistical jerk?
*The door slides open and Syd walks in. She looks rather like Jessica Simpson. MTV cameras are surrounding her. The whistles of fanboys are heard in the background*
Bridge: WHOO-HOO! You are lookin’ HOT Syd!
Sky: So does this mean I’ll finally be getting some?
*Syd slaps Sky*
Syd: No, tomorrow’s my birthday, and tonight we’re having a big party. Naturally, they want me on one of those MTV shows. You know, the whole “Sweet Sixteen” thing.
Bridge: Aren’t you older than that?
Syd: They changed the age a couple of years ago. Now, since I know that none of you are as big a fame addict as I am, I decided to let you work.
Bridge: We have union rights! We can rebel! Viva la resistance!
Kat: Rangers, our plot device has escaped. Report to the Command Center.
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*At the MMPR Command Center*
Bridge: Are we sure this is the right place? It looks kind of blown up.
Sky: He meant our Command Center. Idiot.
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*At the SPD Command Center*
Cruger: This is Senuku, our latest imported Dekaranger rubber suit who you will fight today. He has escaped from KO-35…
*A thud is heard in the background*
Jack: What was that?
Cruger: The sound of fanboys fainting. Anyway, he escaped from KO-35’s satellite prison and is heading for earth.
Kat: He once worked with this hot chick, Dr. Rayas.
Cruger: So, Jack, we need you to select one of the chicks to create some romantic tension and also to slap you when you stakeout in front of Dr. Rayas’ bedroom.
Jack: I’ll choose Syd. She’s so much prettier than Z.
*Z slaps Jack*
Syd: Fine, I’ll go. Just so long as I can bring the MTV crew with me.
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*Some room in some building*
Syd: Why do I have to waste my time doing this? I thought you cared about me?!?!
MTV Cameraman: You’re great, Sydney. Want to be on The Real World next season?
Jack: Quiet. Now for the spying…
*Jack looks through a pair of binoculars and sees Dr. Rayas begin changing her clothes in her laboratory*
Jack: Hubba hubba…
Syd: What is it this time? Is it another one of those “intelligent yet hot” sci-fi types all the guys go crazy over…
*The thud of fanboys falling is heard again*
Jack: Uh…
Syd: Let’s just stay focused on the job…
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*Near some cave*
Z: Oh, I get it! This episode is called Stakeout because…
Sky: Quiet, our perp is here…
Bridge: Senuku!
Senuku: Who called me? Probably just the wind…
*He walks into the cave*
Senuku: ZAP! Nice. I finally found them just where I left them…
*The case contains several Binford-model caulking tubes*
Sky: Put that down!
Senuku: Not yet. You still have to fight the Krybots.
*Several Krybots come out and a fight ensues*
Sky: Okay, perhaps we should morph…
*They morph in an incredibly cramped split-screen fashion. We hear them all complaining of pain instead of saying “Space Patrol Delta” at the end*
*Another fight ensues*
Z: Give up the box! That plot device doesn’t belong to you!
Senuku: Really? ZAP!
*An explosion happens behind the three*
Sky: Nice job Z. Maybe next time you should actually GO FOR the box.
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*A patio overlooking the city*
Broodwing: Senuku. Gruumm’s footsoldiers broke you out of prison.
Senuku: Yeah, yeah, yeah…the audience already knows that. Now do you want these Magnetons or not?
Magnetons: Mangeton, Magenton…
Broodwing: I don’t want Pokemon, numbskull! I want those caulking tubes you have!
Senuku: Okay, I just have to see this chick and get the activator…
Broodwing: JUST DO IT ALREADY!
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*A montage begins. In it we see Jack and Syd getting it on from all the loneliness, Jack having a nosebleed while looking into the binoculars, and Jack and Syd punching out Ashton Kutcher*
Syd: Finally, she’s leaving…and at about three o’clock too. How long have we been up here?
Jack: We can’t get out of here until Cruger says so, so no…
*The doorbell rings*
Delivery Monster: Pizza delivery for “I.C. Weiner”
*Jack starts laughing and Piggy crawls in through the window*
Piggy: If that’s his pizza, then I’m Icy Whatever…
Syd: You mean this wasn’t for me?
Jack: It WOULD have been for me…
Piggy: So, why are you guys and the MTV crew here?
Jack: Stakeout. Guess you didn’t see the episode title card. Anyway, Syd here is acting like a priss since I made her work on her birthday.
Syd: Harrumph!
Piggy: A little tough, huh? What if you had to work on your birthday?
Jack: I need to take one of those symbolic walks…be back later guys.
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*In the park*
*Jack passes by a birthday party for Jackie. It appears that it is actually Jackie Marchand’s birthday, and she, Kalish, and Sloan are partying like crazy. We then see someone sneak up behind Ann Austen’s back while Dr. Rayas passes by*
Jack: Oh, right. Dr. Rayas. Almost forgot. Who’s that hooded guy though?
Dr. Rayas: Someone stole my bag! Help, help!
Jack: Now would be a good time for a chase scene…
*Jack runs and molecularizes through a bridge, and then through Bridge, before he is in front of Hooded Dude*
Hooded Dude: Oh no!
*Chase scene starts again and Hooded Dude is revealed to be a Krybot, who is beaten easily as all Krybots are. Jack grabs the bag*
Jack: I think this is yours.
Dr. Rayas: Are you going to mug me?
Jack: No. Can I walk you home?
Dr. Rayas: Okay…how about if we walk through that scene transition?
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*At Dr. Rayas’ house*
Jack: Here you are. I have to get going or Piggy might have his way with Syd. She wouldn’t want that with her birthday…
Dr. Rayas: Understood. Maybe you can make her feel special.
*Dr. Rayas hugs Jack*
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*In the building*
Piggy: This is better than those Cinema…Reality TV Shows.
*Cut to a shot of an angry MTV producer, Donald Trump, and Jeff Probst. They are all fumed that Piggy says Power Rangers is better than they are*
Syd: Why were you talking to her? Were you trying to blow our cover?
Jack: I-
*Syd slaps Jack*
Jack: I thought-
*Syd slaps Jack*
Jack: Ouch! I was helping her. A Krybot stole her bag, okay. And we were talking about birthdays…
*Piggy begins playing a violin*
Jack: I never had a birthday…so I don’t know when it is. That’s what comes from living in the streets. Although my parents were SPD and missionaries. Maybe the fanboys can figure it out once they wake up. Syd, I’m so sorry about this…
Syd: And I’m sorry I acted like a spoiled brat.
*Jack and Syd near each other, but their morphers begin to sound off*
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*In the city*
Senuku: Alright! I knew I’d get my own giant robot! Chicks dig giant robots, after all…so, let’s get fighting!
Delta Squad Megazord: MEGAZORD!
Senuku: Kick!
Z: That caught me by surprise…
Sky: Z, you’re surprised by butter…
Senuku: Multiply!
Z: Quit stealing my shtick!
*The Megazord uses various weapons, but all end up fake*
Jack: Okay, now where’d he go?
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*At Dr. Rayas’ house*
Senuku: And now to keep the plot going…GRAB!
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*At the building, where Piggy is sleeping*
Jack: Okay, now to check on Dr. Rayas again…
*Jack looks and sees nothing*
Jack: Where did she go?
Piggy: She was kidnapped. If you want the rest of the info, then there has to be something in it for me.
Jack: Always a catch.
----------------------------------
*In the city*
Senuku: Let me guess, you hid the activator in this big yellow safe-like place?
Dr. Rayas: Yes.
Senuku: ZAP! HAHAHAHA!
Jack: Not gonna happen!
*Jack Rangers up*
Senuku: Krybots!
Jack: When in doubt, Delta Blasters solve everything!
*Jack fights. Off to the side we see Carter Grayson, who’s shouting various insults and curses at Jack*
Senuku: And now for the sword…
Jack: What did I tell you about solving everything?
*Senuku ends up bringing Jack to the ground and activates one of the caulking tubes*
Jack: Nobody takes down the Red Ranger. Unless their name is Cole.
*Jack and Senuku fight even MORE, leading to a battle one of the safes where the monster is blasted repeatedly. Then Jack lands and blasts him again. Carter stomps his feet. The other Rangers arrive*
Sky: We’re here…
Jack: Then it’s roll call time! The Dude!
Sky: The Jerk!
Bridge: Some Guy!
Z: The Chick!
Syd: The Priss!
Rangers: Space Patrol Delta, Buy Our Merchandise!
Senuku: That. Was. Stupid.
*Fight, followed by Senuku calling on his robot*
Megazord: MEGAZORD!
Senuku: Here goes!
*Much zapping and blasting and fighting takes place*
Bridge: He’s pretty cool for a Monster of the Day.
Sky: Whose side are you on anyway?
Z: Where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter…
Senuku: KAMEHAMEHA!
Jack: Which we’ll toss right back to you!
Senuku: Oh no…
Senuku’s Robot: GAK!
*On the ground*
Jack: Judgment Time!
Senuku: No, I don’t want to go to jail! You know what happens there!
Jack: Deal with it!
RIC: ZAP!
Senuku: GAK!
*Senuku is confined into a Containment Card*
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*At the same park we saw earlier*
People: Surprise!
Bridge: Mazel tov, Syd. And you know these cupcakes? They’re buttery!
Z: What’s with you Sky?
Sky: I am a Ranger and a jerk. As both, I must…
*Z rips off Sky’s Ranger uniform. Then slaps him*
Cruger: Ooo, tough luck.
Jack: Here you go Syd. It’s a cupcake. Best I could do…
Syd: That’s okay, Jack. Now I’d like you to have half…
Jack: So we now share a birthday?
Piggy: But not these cupcakes!
Syd: Why’s he here?
Jack: It’s the only way he’d tell me what he knew. Just ignore him. Now for your birthday present Syd…
*Jack and Syd walk off to a corner of the park and begin getting it on*
MTV Producer: Roll camera!
*Jack and Syd get it on while the cameras roll at Ludicrous Speed*
Power Rangers SPD
Episode 13x10 “Stakeout”
Guy Who Fiver’d It: GreenNinja
*On an asteroid*
Some General: We’ve set this bomb! Open the door!
*The door has a small spark come off of it*
Some General: Darn faulty technology…
*THEN the door explodes, throwing the General and some of the Krybots into the wall*
Senuku: Finally, I’m free! I have only one episode to live, and I’m going to use it well! Thank you, Emperor Gruumm! But screw you, Mora! You whiny little brat…
----------------------------------
*At SPD Headquarters*
*Jack and Sky are playing a video game where we see Blue Senturion beat up on a digitized Justin*
Sky: Why did I have to go with Random Character?
Jack: Because you’re an egotistical jerk?
*The door slides open and Syd walks in. She looks rather like Jessica Simpson. MTV cameras are surrounding her. The whistles of fanboys are heard in the background*
Bridge: WHOO-HOO! You are lookin’ HOT Syd!
Sky: So does this mean I’ll finally be getting some?
*Syd slaps Sky*
Syd: No, tomorrow’s my birthday, and tonight we’re having a big party. Naturally, they want me on one of those MTV shows. You know, the whole “Sweet Sixteen” thing.
Bridge: Aren’t you older than that?
Syd: They changed the age a couple of years ago. Now, since I know that none of you are as big a fame addict as I am, I decided to let you work.
Bridge: We have union rights! We can rebel! Viva la resistance!
Kat: Rangers, our plot device has escaped. Report to the Command Center.
----------------------------------
*At the MMPR Command Center*
Bridge: Are we sure this is the right place? It looks kind of blown up.
Sky: He meant our Command Center. Idiot.
----------------------------------
*At the SPD Command Center*
Cruger: This is Senuku, our latest imported Dekaranger rubber suit who you will fight today. He has escaped from KO-35…
*A thud is heard in the background*
Jack: What was that?
Cruger: The sound of fanboys fainting. Anyway, he escaped from KO-35’s satellite prison and is heading for earth.
Kat: He once worked with this hot chick, Dr. Rayas.
Cruger: So, Jack, we need you to select one of the chicks to create some romantic tension and also to slap you when you stakeout in front of Dr. Rayas’ bedroom.
Jack: I’ll choose Syd. She’s so much prettier than Z.
*Z slaps Jack*
Syd: Fine, I’ll go. Just so long as I can bring the MTV crew with me.
----------------------------------
*Some room in some building*
Syd: Why do I have to waste my time doing this? I thought you cared about me?!?!
MTV Cameraman: You’re great, Sydney. Want to be on The Real World next season?
Jack: Quiet. Now for the spying…
*Jack looks through a pair of binoculars and sees Dr. Rayas begin changing her clothes in her laboratory*
Jack: Hubba hubba…
Syd: What is it this time? Is it another one of those “intelligent yet hot” sci-fi types all the guys go crazy over…
*The thud of fanboys falling is heard again*
Jack: Uh…
Syd: Let’s just stay focused on the job…
----------------------------------
*Near some cave*
Z: Oh, I get it! This episode is called Stakeout because…
Sky: Quiet, our perp is here…
Bridge: Senuku!
Senuku: Who called me? Probably just the wind…
*He walks into the cave*
Senuku: ZAP! Nice. I finally found them just where I left them…
*The case contains several Binford-model caulking tubes*
Sky: Put that down!
Senuku: Not yet. You still have to fight the Krybots.
*Several Krybots come out and a fight ensues*
Sky: Okay, perhaps we should morph…
*They morph in an incredibly cramped split-screen fashion. We hear them all complaining of pain instead of saying “Space Patrol Delta” at the end*
*Another fight ensues*
Z: Give up the box! That plot device doesn’t belong to you!
Senuku: Really? ZAP!
*An explosion happens behind the three*
Sky: Nice job Z. Maybe next time you should actually GO FOR the box.
----------------------------------
*A patio overlooking the city*
Broodwing: Senuku. Gruumm’s footsoldiers broke you out of prison.
Senuku: Yeah, yeah, yeah…the audience already knows that. Now do you want these Magnetons or not?
Magnetons: Mangeton, Magenton…
Broodwing: I don’t want Pokemon, numbskull! I want those caulking tubes you have!
Senuku: Okay, I just have to see this chick and get the activator…
Broodwing: JUST DO IT ALREADY!
----------------------------------
*A montage begins. In it we see Jack and Syd getting it on from all the loneliness, Jack having a nosebleed while looking into the binoculars, and Jack and Syd punching out Ashton Kutcher*
Syd: Finally, she’s leaving…and at about three o’clock too. How long have we been up here?
Jack: We can’t get out of here until Cruger says so, so no…
*The doorbell rings*
Delivery Monster: Pizza delivery for “I.C. Weiner”
*Jack starts laughing and Piggy crawls in through the window*
Piggy: If that’s his pizza, then I’m Icy Whatever…
Syd: You mean this wasn’t for me?
Jack: It WOULD have been for me…
Piggy: So, why are you guys and the MTV crew here?
Jack: Stakeout. Guess you didn’t see the episode title card. Anyway, Syd here is acting like a priss since I made her work on her birthday.
Syd: Harrumph!
Piggy: A little tough, huh? What if you had to work on your birthday?
Jack: I need to take one of those symbolic walks…be back later guys.
----------------------------------
*In the park*
*Jack passes by a birthday party for Jackie. It appears that it is actually Jackie Marchand’s birthday, and she, Kalish, and Sloan are partying like crazy. We then see someone sneak up behind Ann Austen’s back while Dr. Rayas passes by*
Jack: Oh, right. Dr. Rayas. Almost forgot. Who’s that hooded guy though?
Dr. Rayas: Someone stole my bag! Help, help!
Jack: Now would be a good time for a chase scene…
*Jack runs and molecularizes through a bridge, and then through Bridge, before he is in front of Hooded Dude*
Hooded Dude: Oh no!
*Chase scene starts again and Hooded Dude is revealed to be a Krybot, who is beaten easily as all Krybots are. Jack grabs the bag*
Jack: I think this is yours.
Dr. Rayas: Are you going to mug me?
Jack: No. Can I walk you home?
Dr. Rayas: Okay…how about if we walk through that scene transition?
----------------------------------
*At Dr. Rayas’ house*
Jack: Here you are. I have to get going or Piggy might have his way with Syd. She wouldn’t want that with her birthday…
Dr. Rayas: Understood. Maybe you can make her feel special.
*Dr. Rayas hugs Jack*
----------------------------------
*In the building*
Piggy: This is better than those Cinema…Reality TV Shows.
*Cut to a shot of an angry MTV producer, Donald Trump, and Jeff Probst. They are all fumed that Piggy says Power Rangers is better than they are*
Syd: Why were you talking to her? Were you trying to blow our cover?
Jack: I-
*Syd slaps Jack*
Jack: I thought-
*Syd slaps Jack*
Jack: Ouch! I was helping her. A Krybot stole her bag, okay. And we were talking about birthdays…
*Piggy begins playing a violin*
Jack: I never had a birthday…so I don’t know when it is. That’s what comes from living in the streets. Although my parents were SPD and missionaries. Maybe the fanboys can figure it out once they wake up. Syd, I’m so sorry about this…
Syd: And I’m sorry I acted like a spoiled brat.
*Jack and Syd near each other, but their morphers begin to sound off*
----------------------------------
*In the city*
Senuku: Alright! I knew I’d get my own giant robot! Chicks dig giant robots, after all…so, let’s get fighting!
Delta Squad Megazord: MEGAZORD!
Senuku: Kick!
Z: That caught me by surprise…
Sky: Z, you’re surprised by butter…
Senuku: Multiply!
Z: Quit stealing my shtick!
*The Megazord uses various weapons, but all end up fake*
Jack: Okay, now where’d he go?
----------------------------------
*At Dr. Rayas’ house*
Senuku: And now to keep the plot going…GRAB!
----------------------------------
*At the building, where Piggy is sleeping*
Jack: Okay, now to check on Dr. Rayas again…
*Jack looks and sees nothing*
Jack: Where did she go?
Piggy: She was kidnapped. If you want the rest of the info, then there has to be something in it for me.
Jack: Always a catch.
----------------------------------
*In the city*
Senuku: Let me guess, you hid the activator in this big yellow safe-like place?
Dr. Rayas: Yes.
Senuku: ZAP! HAHAHAHA!
Jack: Not gonna happen!
*Jack Rangers up*
Senuku: Krybots!
Jack: When in doubt, Delta Blasters solve everything!
*Jack fights. Off to the side we see Carter Grayson, who’s shouting various insults and curses at Jack*
Senuku: And now for the sword…
Jack: What did I tell you about solving everything?
*Senuku ends up bringing Jack to the ground and activates one of the caulking tubes*
Jack: Nobody takes down the Red Ranger. Unless their name is Cole.
*Jack and Senuku fight even MORE, leading to a battle one of the safes where the monster is blasted repeatedly. Then Jack lands and blasts him again. Carter stomps his feet. The other Rangers arrive*
Sky: We’re here…
Jack: Then it’s roll call time! The Dude!
Sky: The Jerk!
Bridge: Some Guy!
Z: The Chick!
Syd: The Priss!
Rangers: Space Patrol Delta, Buy Our Merchandise!
Senuku: That. Was. Stupid.
*Fight, followed by Senuku calling on his robot*
Megazord: MEGAZORD!
Senuku: Here goes!
*Much zapping and blasting and fighting takes place*
Bridge: He’s pretty cool for a Monster of the Day.
Sky: Whose side are you on anyway?
Z: Where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter…
Senuku: KAMEHAMEHA!
Jack: Which we’ll toss right back to you!
Senuku: Oh no…
Senuku’s Robot: GAK!
*On the ground*
Jack: Judgment Time!
Senuku: No, I don’t want to go to jail! You know what happens there!
Jack: Deal with it!
RIC: ZAP!
Senuku: GAK!
*Senuku is confined into a Containment Card*
----------------------------------
*At the same park we saw earlier*
People: Surprise!
Bridge: Mazel tov, Syd. And you know these cupcakes? They’re buttery!
Z: What’s with you Sky?
Sky: I am a Ranger and a jerk. As both, I must…
*Z rips off Sky’s Ranger uniform. Then slaps him*
Cruger: Ooo, tough luck.
Jack: Here you go Syd. It’s a cupcake. Best I could do…
Syd: That’s okay, Jack. Now I’d like you to have half…
Jack: So we now share a birthday?
Piggy: But not these cupcakes!
Syd: Why’s he here?
Jack: It’s the only way he’d tell me what he knew. Just ignore him. Now for your birthday present Syd…
*Jack and Syd walk off to a corner of the park and begin getting it on*
MTV Producer: Roll camera!
*Jack and Syd get it on while the cameras roll at Ludicrous Speed*