GreenNinja
04-02-2005, 02:50 PM
Here it is! This episode was a little tough due to its seriousness, but I had material! Based on its title, there are obviously some American Idol jokes in here. Take it for what you will...enjoy!
Power Rangers SPD
Episode 13x9 “Idol”
Guy Who Fiver’d It: GreenNinja
*SPD Headquarters*
*Sky is reading a book called “List of Continuity Gaffes Committed by PRSPD,” while Syd fixes herself up for another night of webcamming. Everyone else watches intently.*
Z: I just got back from watching Battle B-Daman. That was the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life – except for Edmund. *shudders*
Jack: This is a little boring. Should we tell the audience about the adventure Syd and Z had on the Planet of the Amazons before this started? We are a half-hour late.
Sky: Shut it, Jack. Let’s see, there’s Deviot’s head…Space Ranger suits…Andros, Zedd…
Jack: What I mean is, I don’t want to do another…
Bridge: We’ve got a problem!
Jack: I’m so tired…I think wasted my breath cheering at the mudfight..
Syd: Yeah, yeah, whatever! Jack!
Jack: You know what, I’m goin’ to go see if Kat wants to do something…
Sky: JACK! It’s a CODE-FREAKIN’-RED!
Bridge: We’ve got a big ball of garbage heading into New Tech City!
Syd: Wasn’t that not supposed to come back until the year 3000?
Z: NO! It’s made of old PYOPA posts!
Jack: Bridge, why did you have to remind me? I almost had that cleared from my mind…
*They Ranger up and enter their Zords*
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*In New Tech City*
Syd: Wow, there’s over 40,000 posts there! Who took the time to print them out?
Bridge: We’re running out of time!
Jack: Generic Panic Line!
Sky: There it is! Man, who knew Aza had such a nice…I mean, Delta Squad Megazord!
Megazord: MEGAZORD!
Bridge: Let’s use the SPD Water Gun!
Jack: Wait, you mean Disney was accurate at their website in saying we had a water gun? AAAAAAAAAARRGGGGH!
*The Megazord fires off its water gun, spiritzing the crashed mess of PYOPA posts*
Z: Look, it says SPD! Think it means something?
Sky: Wait, I think I see someone in there…
*Sky leaps from his Zord, but ends up falling on his face*
Mysterious Guy: Maybe they’ve finally forgotten me – perfect time to make my comeback!
*The man takes off his helmet, revealing…Mario Vasquez!*
Sky: We must have the wrong ship…
Mario: I left SPD for personal reasons…
Sky: Sorry…*shrugs*
*Over at the real ship, Sky meets Dru, who looks like he has bad acne across his eyes*
Sky: You’re back?
Dru: Didn’t you see Sentai? This plot was already planned to happen!
*The two embrace, sending the HoYay meters off the charts for Sky*
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*Delta Base, late at night*
Sky: We both started out at the SPD Academy. Ah, good times…
Dru: Remember when we looked at Syd in the shower before I was sent off to the Nebula Academy to finish my training with a giant chicken?
Syd: That was YOU??!!?!
Sky: So, where’d you and Mario Vasquez vanish to?
Dru: I was chasing Edmund through the galaxy when he crashed from forgetting to read the instruction manual. And then from forgetting how to use the BRAKEs, I followed unfortunately.
Sky: None of us have caught Edmund yet, so I see.
Jack: What’s with the bracelets?
Dru: Yo, man I can speak yo’ language, y’know what I’m sayin’? This bling-bling is Tangerian coils, dog, which mean that me and Sky is homies, you know, dog?
Jack: You do realize you just made an idiot of yourself, right? I’m going to go to the Carter Grayson Memorial Shooting Gallery – didn’t get in my practice because somebody spent too much time trailing PYOPA posts…
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*At the Carter Grayson Memorial Shooting Gallery*
Jack: Okay, I’ve got my Matrix shades on, so let’s hit it! Wire-fu!
Dru: Good, but if you really want to be like Carter, you have to fire recklessly! Let me show you!
Jack: There’s only one shot left!
Dru: I forgot how bad SPD’s weaponry was. Oh, well, fire!
*Dru blasts straight through the targets and then destroys the wall all in one shot. The wall falls down and we see Syd in the shower*
Jack: Whoa…
Syd: Get out, get out, GET OUT!
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*Main Control Room*
Jack: Nice…Z, you really didn’t learn from Paris Hilton back in ’05, because I hacked into your…
Dru: Hey!
Jack: AAAAHHHH! What are you doing here?
Dru: Yo, dog, I be lookin’ for the dog, dog, Doggy Cruger in the Base, y’all! Y’seen him, my homeboy Jackie?
Jack: Why would he be here at four in the morning? Now, he’s out at some conference…
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*At the conference at the Dekabase*
Cruger: Okay, so you guys don’t want Ban around? I’ll raise you Mr. Landors in exchange for him. I’m sure Swan would love to have a man like him around.
Kruger: Touché, my counterpart…
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*Main Control Room*
Jack: Where were you when you were MIA?
Dru: I don’t remember…neither does Mario, although it’s not like you’ve been questioning him…
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*In Syd’s room*
Mario: Why did she call me here? I don’t know anything about this SPD stuff!
*Syd walks in wearing pink lingerie*
Mario: Thank you, God!
Tommy: You’re welcome!
Syd: Oh, I invited you too? Sorry, Mario…
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*Main Control Room*
Jack: And you can’t remember?
Dru: Haven’t you wanted to bleach your brain after seeing Edmund?
Sky: What’s going on?
Dru: Yo, this dog hea’ was…I mean, he was interrogating me.
Sky: is that necessary? Dru’s SPD!
Jack: WAS SPD.
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*Some hallway*
Dru: How can you stand Jack?
Sky: I can’t. *grumbles* He’s the Red Ranger and I’m not…
Dru: Okay, then what’s with you?
Sky: It seems that Edmund was arrested in 2010 for trying to “suit down” every message board at once. So what’s up?
Dru: I can’t reveal that until the end of the episode. Good night. Dog.
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*Dru’s room*
*Dru stands, and then transforms into a monster…Constantine Maroulis!*
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*The next morning at the SPD Cafeteria, where the Ninja Storm finale is playing on the TV in the back*
Bridge: So get this, I dreamed I was being chased by a monster…then the monster takes off its head, and it’s an older me, slumming to get roles on PR.
Syd: Shh! The part where they defeat Lothor is on!
Jack: I’m sorry…
Sky: Listen, back off! You don’t understand Dru, so farewell Jack!
Z: Yup, that’s Sky for you, always talking with head up his rear…
Kat: We’ve got Constantine Maroulis in the engine room! He’s got a microphone, and I think he’s going to sing, “I Think I Love You”! You’re needed at once.
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*Engine Room*
Constantine: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of…?
Jack: AAAHHH! My ears!
*A fight takes place until Constantine vanishes*
Sky: Where’d he go?
Jack: I think I know…
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*Standard Hallway that we saw Last Night*
Sky: I know you’re out here…
Jack: Don’t shoot me! Listen, he’s not in his room…
Sky: Maybe he’s looking at Syd in the shower again…
Jack: Listen, he lied to us! To you! He’s a monster!
Intercom: Doggy Cruger is in the base, y’all! Report at once!
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*SPD Monorail Station, where we see the Rail Rescues waiting, unused, which Sky promptly fines as a continuity offense*
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*Somewhere*
Constantine: My audience is ready!
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*SPD Monorail Station*
*The SPD Officers, including Sam, line up as Cruger walks between them. He is wearing a pair of sunglasses*
Cruger: What’s going on? And Jack, no, I’m not going to replace you with a trigger-happy Japanese man…yet.
Z: It could have happened in many ways…
Bridge: Maybe it’s a collective dream. At least, that’s what Tori’s been telling me.
Sky: I let it happen. Apparently my ego and tendency to talk out my behind got to me again.
*In the background, we see the SPD Officers dancing to “Thriller” with a just-broken-out-of-jail Michael Jackson*
Cruger: Cadet Blake, this is a very serious violation. I can’t believe you didn’t tell Disney that I’m not a blue, furry muppet that actually looks like a dog! They got my and Kruger’s pictures mixed.
Cadet Blake: I’m so sorry sir! I…
*Cruger uses his power of the Schwartz to hit Cadet Blake where it hurts*
Cruger: Now for you, Cadet Tate, this is even more serious. We aren’t supposed to have invaders here…*Cruger falls to the ground, holding his ears tightly*
Bridge: He’s hurt, we’ve got to get him to an infirmary! Or a good CD!
Syd: He’s barely breathing!
*Constantine runs off and Sky follows*
Sky: We don’t want to deal with you anymore! Show me who you are!
*Constantine powers down to Dru*
Sky: WTF??!?!
Dru: That was my true Tangarian body! Beautiful, isn’t it? Now, I’m doing this for the money because Broodwing would rather deal with me instead of some little girl…
Sky: That isn’t right man!
Dru: Get over yourself! HAhAHA! *Blasts off Sky’s bling-bling*
Sky: The symbolism…it hurts!
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*SPD Hospital*
Kat: Listen, it’s really tough to fiver something out of an episode of “ER,” and we all know Cruger has to survive to be the Shadow Ranger, right?
Rangers: Huh?
Cruger: Never mind, let’s just go on here…
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*SPD Monorail Station*
Dru: I finished off the dog, dawg!
Broodwing: Quit speaking like that! Why is he still alive then? Did you not see the section of the fiver above us?
Dru: *reads* Darn it!
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*Main Control Room*
Bridge: It seems that Dru/Constantine is somewhere…
Sky: I know. Can I talk to Jack here?
*Bridge and the others walk away*
Sky: I have to go out and get him on my own if we want to keep the clichés going.
Jack: I understand. By the time I finish checking on Syd and Mario, he’ll already be ahead of us!
Sky: Long live the clichés!
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*Abandoned Warehouse District, some building somewhere*
*Sky walks through, until he sees a video projector that starts playing Jailbait, Dru walks up beside him*
Dru: Nice…
Sky: Nice…
Dru: Want to fight when the movie’s done with?
*After the movie comes to an end, Sky and Dru sigh with disappointment, then Ranger and Monster up*
*A fight takes place*
Constantine: You think you have defeated me? No, I’m going to be a big star now!
*The Rangers arrive and the Megazord is called out*
*Another fight takes place*
Sky: Okay, let’s just finish this off!
*The Megazord squirts Constantine with the water gun*
Sky: Use the other one!
*The Megazord shoots Constantine with the crime scene tape*
Constantine: Use the laser, you idiots! The LA-Ser!
*The Megazord finally hits Constantine with the laser*
Sky: Finally, the drama is done! Oh well, I’ll still act like a jerk anyway. It’s my character. Dru, you’re under arrest!
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*Gruumm’s room*
Gruumm: Watch as I give a villain’s speech meant to terrify and confuse! Why is there nothing surrounding my seat, no Mora to give me news? Cruger shall pay and I shall continue to growl and breathe heavy like Mesogog! After Earth, Aquitar shall pay, for I shall call on Hydro Hog!
Hydro Hog: Uh, dude? I was destroyed!
Gruumm: Sorry, just getting caught up in the heat of the evil moment there…
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*Outside SPD*
Jack: Washing the entrance with a toothbrush? Wow, we’re really pushing the clichés here…
Sky: And all other cement things. Apparently, Cruger called me an ego-driven pig-headed jerk and said I had to do this…
*Sky suddenly starts laughing as Jack begins cleaning along with him*
Sky: I’m using your toothbrush!
Jack: What did you say?
*Syd walks out*
Syd: Hey guys! Cruger also gave you some entertainment while you clean!
*Mikalah Gordon, backed up by Mario Vasquez with Michael Jackson and the SPD Dancers come out. She picks up a microphone*
Bridge and Z: You idiot!
*Mikalah begins singing and the Delta Base is evacuated at Ludicrous Speed*
Power Rangers SPD
Episode 13x9 “Idol”
Guy Who Fiver’d It: GreenNinja
*SPD Headquarters*
*Sky is reading a book called “List of Continuity Gaffes Committed by PRSPD,” while Syd fixes herself up for another night of webcamming. Everyone else watches intently.*
Z: I just got back from watching Battle B-Daman. That was the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life – except for Edmund. *shudders*
Jack: This is a little boring. Should we tell the audience about the adventure Syd and Z had on the Planet of the Amazons before this started? We are a half-hour late.
Sky: Shut it, Jack. Let’s see, there’s Deviot’s head…Space Ranger suits…Andros, Zedd…
Jack: What I mean is, I don’t want to do another…
Bridge: We’ve got a problem!
Jack: I’m so tired…I think wasted my breath cheering at the mudfight..
Syd: Yeah, yeah, whatever! Jack!
Jack: You know what, I’m goin’ to go see if Kat wants to do something…
Sky: JACK! It’s a CODE-FREAKIN’-RED!
Bridge: We’ve got a big ball of garbage heading into New Tech City!
Syd: Wasn’t that not supposed to come back until the year 3000?
Z: NO! It’s made of old PYOPA posts!
Jack: Bridge, why did you have to remind me? I almost had that cleared from my mind…
*They Ranger up and enter their Zords*
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*In New Tech City*
Syd: Wow, there’s over 40,000 posts there! Who took the time to print them out?
Bridge: We’re running out of time!
Jack: Generic Panic Line!
Sky: There it is! Man, who knew Aza had such a nice…I mean, Delta Squad Megazord!
Megazord: MEGAZORD!
Bridge: Let’s use the SPD Water Gun!
Jack: Wait, you mean Disney was accurate at their website in saying we had a water gun? AAAAAAAAAARRGGGGH!
*The Megazord fires off its water gun, spiritzing the crashed mess of PYOPA posts*
Z: Look, it says SPD! Think it means something?
Sky: Wait, I think I see someone in there…
*Sky leaps from his Zord, but ends up falling on his face*
Mysterious Guy: Maybe they’ve finally forgotten me – perfect time to make my comeback!
*The man takes off his helmet, revealing…Mario Vasquez!*
Sky: We must have the wrong ship…
Mario: I left SPD for personal reasons…
Sky: Sorry…*shrugs*
*Over at the real ship, Sky meets Dru, who looks like he has bad acne across his eyes*
Sky: You’re back?
Dru: Didn’t you see Sentai? This plot was already planned to happen!
*The two embrace, sending the HoYay meters off the charts for Sky*
---------------------------
*Delta Base, late at night*
Sky: We both started out at the SPD Academy. Ah, good times…
Dru: Remember when we looked at Syd in the shower before I was sent off to the Nebula Academy to finish my training with a giant chicken?
Syd: That was YOU??!!?!
Sky: So, where’d you and Mario Vasquez vanish to?
Dru: I was chasing Edmund through the galaxy when he crashed from forgetting to read the instruction manual. And then from forgetting how to use the BRAKEs, I followed unfortunately.
Sky: None of us have caught Edmund yet, so I see.
Jack: What’s with the bracelets?
Dru: Yo, man I can speak yo’ language, y’know what I’m sayin’? This bling-bling is Tangerian coils, dog, which mean that me and Sky is homies, you know, dog?
Jack: You do realize you just made an idiot of yourself, right? I’m going to go to the Carter Grayson Memorial Shooting Gallery – didn’t get in my practice because somebody spent too much time trailing PYOPA posts…
---------------------------
*At the Carter Grayson Memorial Shooting Gallery*
Jack: Okay, I’ve got my Matrix shades on, so let’s hit it! Wire-fu!
Dru: Good, but if you really want to be like Carter, you have to fire recklessly! Let me show you!
Jack: There’s only one shot left!
Dru: I forgot how bad SPD’s weaponry was. Oh, well, fire!
*Dru blasts straight through the targets and then destroys the wall all in one shot. The wall falls down and we see Syd in the shower*
Jack: Whoa…
Syd: Get out, get out, GET OUT!
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*Main Control Room*
Jack: Nice…Z, you really didn’t learn from Paris Hilton back in ’05, because I hacked into your…
Dru: Hey!
Jack: AAAAHHHH! What are you doing here?
Dru: Yo, dog, I be lookin’ for the dog, dog, Doggy Cruger in the Base, y’all! Y’seen him, my homeboy Jackie?
Jack: Why would he be here at four in the morning? Now, he’s out at some conference…
---------------------------
*At the conference at the Dekabase*
Cruger: Okay, so you guys don’t want Ban around? I’ll raise you Mr. Landors in exchange for him. I’m sure Swan would love to have a man like him around.
Kruger: Touché, my counterpart…
---------------------------
*Main Control Room*
Jack: Where were you when you were MIA?
Dru: I don’t remember…neither does Mario, although it’s not like you’ve been questioning him…
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*In Syd’s room*
Mario: Why did she call me here? I don’t know anything about this SPD stuff!
*Syd walks in wearing pink lingerie*
Mario: Thank you, God!
Tommy: You’re welcome!
Syd: Oh, I invited you too? Sorry, Mario…
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*Main Control Room*
Jack: And you can’t remember?
Dru: Haven’t you wanted to bleach your brain after seeing Edmund?
Sky: What’s going on?
Dru: Yo, this dog hea’ was…I mean, he was interrogating me.
Sky: is that necessary? Dru’s SPD!
Jack: WAS SPD.
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*Some hallway*
Dru: How can you stand Jack?
Sky: I can’t. *grumbles* He’s the Red Ranger and I’m not…
Dru: Okay, then what’s with you?
Sky: It seems that Edmund was arrested in 2010 for trying to “suit down” every message board at once. So what’s up?
Dru: I can’t reveal that until the end of the episode. Good night. Dog.
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*Dru’s room*
*Dru stands, and then transforms into a monster…Constantine Maroulis!*
---------------------------
*The next morning at the SPD Cafeteria, where the Ninja Storm finale is playing on the TV in the back*
Bridge: So get this, I dreamed I was being chased by a monster…then the monster takes off its head, and it’s an older me, slumming to get roles on PR.
Syd: Shh! The part where they defeat Lothor is on!
Jack: I’m sorry…
Sky: Listen, back off! You don’t understand Dru, so farewell Jack!
Z: Yup, that’s Sky for you, always talking with head up his rear…
Kat: We’ve got Constantine Maroulis in the engine room! He’s got a microphone, and I think he’s going to sing, “I Think I Love You”! You’re needed at once.
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*Engine Room*
Constantine: I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of…?
Jack: AAAHHH! My ears!
*A fight takes place until Constantine vanishes*
Sky: Where’d he go?
Jack: I think I know…
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*Standard Hallway that we saw Last Night*
Sky: I know you’re out here…
Jack: Don’t shoot me! Listen, he’s not in his room…
Sky: Maybe he’s looking at Syd in the shower again…
Jack: Listen, he lied to us! To you! He’s a monster!
Intercom: Doggy Cruger is in the base, y’all! Report at once!
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*SPD Monorail Station, where we see the Rail Rescues waiting, unused, which Sky promptly fines as a continuity offense*
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*Somewhere*
Constantine: My audience is ready!
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*SPD Monorail Station*
*The SPD Officers, including Sam, line up as Cruger walks between them. He is wearing a pair of sunglasses*
Cruger: What’s going on? And Jack, no, I’m not going to replace you with a trigger-happy Japanese man…yet.
Z: It could have happened in many ways…
Bridge: Maybe it’s a collective dream. At least, that’s what Tori’s been telling me.
Sky: I let it happen. Apparently my ego and tendency to talk out my behind got to me again.
*In the background, we see the SPD Officers dancing to “Thriller” with a just-broken-out-of-jail Michael Jackson*
Cruger: Cadet Blake, this is a very serious violation. I can’t believe you didn’t tell Disney that I’m not a blue, furry muppet that actually looks like a dog! They got my and Kruger’s pictures mixed.
Cadet Blake: I’m so sorry sir! I…
*Cruger uses his power of the Schwartz to hit Cadet Blake where it hurts*
Cruger: Now for you, Cadet Tate, this is even more serious. We aren’t supposed to have invaders here…*Cruger falls to the ground, holding his ears tightly*
Bridge: He’s hurt, we’ve got to get him to an infirmary! Or a good CD!
Syd: He’s barely breathing!
*Constantine runs off and Sky follows*
Sky: We don’t want to deal with you anymore! Show me who you are!
*Constantine powers down to Dru*
Sky: WTF??!?!
Dru: That was my true Tangarian body! Beautiful, isn’t it? Now, I’m doing this for the money because Broodwing would rather deal with me instead of some little girl…
Sky: That isn’t right man!
Dru: Get over yourself! HAhAHA! *Blasts off Sky’s bling-bling*
Sky: The symbolism…it hurts!
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*SPD Hospital*
Kat: Listen, it’s really tough to fiver something out of an episode of “ER,” and we all know Cruger has to survive to be the Shadow Ranger, right?
Rangers: Huh?
Cruger: Never mind, let’s just go on here…
---------------------------
*SPD Monorail Station*
Dru: I finished off the dog, dawg!
Broodwing: Quit speaking like that! Why is he still alive then? Did you not see the section of the fiver above us?
Dru: *reads* Darn it!
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*Main Control Room*
Bridge: It seems that Dru/Constantine is somewhere…
Sky: I know. Can I talk to Jack here?
*Bridge and the others walk away*
Sky: I have to go out and get him on my own if we want to keep the clichés going.
Jack: I understand. By the time I finish checking on Syd and Mario, he’ll already be ahead of us!
Sky: Long live the clichés!
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*Abandoned Warehouse District, some building somewhere*
*Sky walks through, until he sees a video projector that starts playing Jailbait, Dru walks up beside him*
Dru: Nice…
Sky: Nice…
Dru: Want to fight when the movie’s done with?
*After the movie comes to an end, Sky and Dru sigh with disappointment, then Ranger and Monster up*
*A fight takes place*
Constantine: You think you have defeated me? No, I’m going to be a big star now!
*The Rangers arrive and the Megazord is called out*
*Another fight takes place*
Sky: Okay, let’s just finish this off!
*The Megazord squirts Constantine with the water gun*
Sky: Use the other one!
*The Megazord shoots Constantine with the crime scene tape*
Constantine: Use the laser, you idiots! The LA-Ser!
*The Megazord finally hits Constantine with the laser*
Sky: Finally, the drama is done! Oh well, I’ll still act like a jerk anyway. It’s my character. Dru, you’re under arrest!
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*Gruumm’s room*
Gruumm: Watch as I give a villain’s speech meant to terrify and confuse! Why is there nothing surrounding my seat, no Mora to give me news? Cruger shall pay and I shall continue to growl and breathe heavy like Mesogog! After Earth, Aquitar shall pay, for I shall call on Hydro Hog!
Hydro Hog: Uh, dude? I was destroyed!
Gruumm: Sorry, just getting caught up in the heat of the evil moment there…
---------------------------
*Outside SPD*
Jack: Washing the entrance with a toothbrush? Wow, we’re really pushing the clichés here…
Sky: And all other cement things. Apparently, Cruger called me an ego-driven pig-headed jerk and said I had to do this…
*Sky suddenly starts laughing as Jack begins cleaning along with him*
Sky: I’m using your toothbrush!
Jack: What did you say?
*Syd walks out*
Syd: Hey guys! Cruger also gave you some entertainment while you clean!
*Mikalah Gordon, backed up by Mario Vasquez with Michael Jackson and the SPD Dancers come out. She picks up a microphone*
Bridge and Z: You idiot!
*Mikalah begins singing and the Delta Base is evacuated at Ludicrous Speed*