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The Very Secret Diary Of Connor McKnight (part 1)
Day 1:
While playing soccer, was hassled by new Pricnipal. Was sent to detention with moody music lady and annoying smart guy. Smart people are like animals, they should be eaten. Was taken to museum by cute science teacher. Found shiny rock. Shiny rock nice. Still prettiest.
Day 2:
Strange day for moi. Music-lady (Kiki, I think her name is.) tried to give back shiny rock. Robots took her before I could have her rock. Went looking for cute teacher with annoying smart guy. Eventually found music-lady. Got superpowers from cute teacher. Fairly sure he fancies me. Was inside badly decorated robot. Still prettiest.
Day 3:
Called away from soccer by cute teacher. Did not mind. Attempted to play hard to get by pretending to quit. Did not work. Saved ugly little girl. Rode on dino-ponies. Liked dino-ponies. Cute teacher did not show up for music-loner's set. Still prettiest, but somewhat miffed. Kira flirted more with waiter-boy.
Day 6:
Played with cute teacher's computer. Watched poorly made video that seemed to have little to do with his life. Jealous of "Kibberly" lady. Will destroy her. After seeing so many rangers, fearing I am no longer the prettiest. Weird cyber-cafe ladt helped find a portal.
Day 6 (later):
Found cute teacher. Was afraid he exploded. Really just turned invisible. Fought monster with only a few lines in the episode. Teacher has little black in wardrobe. Almost offered to lend leather, then realized it was not fit for public wearing.
Day 7:
Did not do much. Seemed to be Kira-centric day. Cute singer turned old by some manner of donkey-man. Got to stab something! Still prettiest.
Day 8:
Ethan brought strange leprachaun-man into Dino Base. Was pretty sure he was ethan's boyfriend. Made cute teacher's mouth go away! I planned to use that. Gave it back eventually. Hurray!
Day 9:
Saw waiter-boy with cute teacher. Will kill him.
Day 10:
Principal scamming on my man. Will kill her, too.
day 11:
Hot TV actress came into cybercafe. Demanded to pay rediculous amount of money for coffee. Kira made fun of my hormones. Will kill her, too.
Day 12:
White Ranger trounced us. Hurt cute teacher! Poor cute teacher.
Day 13:
Fought White Ranger with Kira. Was beaten into pulp. Got new Dino Zord. Is quite spiffy. Still prettiest.
Day 14:
Found new power. Makes rubber spikes appear on costume. Beat White Ranger. Hoping nothing bad happens to cute teacher.
Day 15:
Science-lady could not free cute teacher from rocky-thing. Will kill her if she can't free cute-teacher. Kira seemed troubled. Made fun of her. Was punched.
Day 16:
I must say, I am feeling quite unusual. Suddenly knew how to read. Cute teacher is back, but in costume. Attempted to take costume off while he was sleeping. Don't know why anyone else didn't think of that.
Dami-chan
10-20-2004, 01:23 PM
bawahahaha :005:
Brilliant.
Stoney
10-20-2004, 02:16 PM
You are so warped Imp. But in a good way.
Part one of Kira's VSD later today. I pwomise.
Splush
10-20-2004, 03:16 PM
Part one of Kira's VSD later today. I pwomise.
Can't wait, that was great Impy, truly original!
Day 2093897489575:
Read funny story. Still prettiest.
MarZeo
10-20-2004, 05:27 PM
I love this. Good work, Impy-San!
The Very Secret Diary Of Kira Ford Part 1
Day 1:
Song interrupted by Principal. Told her students who played instruments were more likely to enter college, and then she implied I was a slut. Met annoying dumbass and annyoing smartass in detention. Will completely lose my edge in, say, 38 days. Found weird yellow rock.
Day 2:
Tried to give yellow rock to the dumbass (Conrad, I think his name was), was kidnapped by robots. Given superpowers by strangely well-built teacher.
Day 3:
Moody-ass Connor complaining about missing soccer practice. Lady at cybercafe gave me a gig at her place, seemed to be checking me out. Connor rescued really ugly little girl. Saw CUTE waiter.
Day 3 (later):
Dr.O didn't show up for performance, will kill him.
Day 6:
Saw poorly constructed video diary having little to do with Dr.O's life. Checking-me-out from Cyberspace found an invisportal so we can go rescue Dr.O. Then I will kill him.
Day 6 (later):
Hayley construceted motorcycles for us so we can rescue Dr.O. Did not have heart to tell her how bizzare they were. Dr.O seemingly exploded, which would have been good, but really just turned invisible. Apparently, actually went to sears to buy all-black wardrobe. What a weirdo.
Day 7:
The edge-losing begins. Met up with old friend who became obscenely rich, yet for some reason played on stage with me for no money. Am convinced she is an idiot. Played tennis with cyborg donkey.
day 8:
Was dragged into strange dimesion where I had to fight sentai henchmen. Will most certainly kill Ethan in his sleep.
Day 9:
Saw my Trent with Dr.O. Dr.O will be destroyed.
Day 10:
Elsa's torso flew around the lair mocking us. Was strangely aroused.
Day 11:
Connor and Ethan acted like hormone-driven morons. Remove the "hormone-driven" part and was quite normal day.
Day 12:
White Ranger beat us up. Could swear he felt me up while fighting.
Day 13:
Fought White Ranger with Connor. Was strangely attracted to White Ranger. No matter.
day 14:
Connor got a power-up and hurt my White Ranger. Why does he get a power-up first? And why isn't his power-up a mink cape and pink sword to match his personality?
Day 15:
My Trent is the White Ranger. Was quite relieved, as it meant I was technically not cheating. He plans to go live in woods. Imagining him chopping wood with no shirt and myself and "electric toothbrush" quite busy.
Day 16:
Like oh my god! I'm suddenly like, totally a valley girl! A valley girl with a Pteradcatyl zord! That makes like, no sense!
Dami-chan
10-20-2004, 05:51 PM
bawahahahaha :005:
more brilliance. I cant get enough of this, love it dude!
.. myself and "electric toothbrush" quite busy.
O_O;
excuse me..... I need a minuate.
Green Senturion
10-20-2004, 05:53 PM
LOL! This stuff is great, Impy, keep going with it!:)
Who should I VSD next? TELL ME!
jaguarranger
10-20-2004, 06:00 PM
Ethan!
MarZeo
10-20-2004, 06:00 PM
continue with Conner!
Delta Red
10-20-2004, 06:01 PM
Tommy! Eheheh...man, the god complex he must have by now!
TSoldier
10-20-2004, 06:38 PM
Excellent work Impy. I guess you should do Tommy but I'd like to see more than just entries about DT, but that might me asking a lot. Keep it up.
The Very Secret Diary Of Connor McKnight Part 2
Day 17:
Trent attempted to kill cute science teacher with some kind of bikey thing! Will eat his face.
Day 18:
Kira was hypnotised by bone. Expirience is shared. Wait, wrong kind of bone.
Day 19:
Ethan harrased by what appeared to be large version of myself. Was aroused by muscular me.
Day 20:
Insulted japanese show out of anger that everyone on it was clearly cooler than me.
Day 21:
Am quite certain Devin is not me. May be wrong.
Day 22:
Stole battle plan from comic book, appeared temporarily smart. That soon faded. Trent good now. May still kill him anyways.
Day 23:
Receieved shiny new armor as present from cute science teacher. Am certain he fancies me.
Day 24:
Got new zord, watched Kira come out of teapot. Am certain teapot is hiding something.
Day 25:
Stopped monster from exploding Saturn or some crap like that.
Day 26:
Some sort of hawk....king...thing attacked Ehtan. Had much nicer jewlery than me. Was glad to destroy it.
Day 27:
Where did cute teacher go? I cannot see cute teacher anywhere. Am afraid he has left me for Trent. Will kill Trent.
Day 28:
Cute teacher is alive! Yay! Said something about previous powers ganging up on him. Am afraid he is no longer mine.
Day 29:
Met weird tree lady. Got shiny new armor! Armor is good, and shiny, and very shiny also. Am afraid tree girl is prettier than self.
Day 30:
Got to use shiny armor to defeat very weak monster! Kira complained over kill made damage to buildings worse. Not worse. Better.
Day 31:
Used new megazord, plant that could have solved all hunger in the world used to make nameless monsters.
Day 32:
Met Wind Rangers. Am quite certain Red checked me out. In no way was the ever loving snot beaten out of me.
Day 33:
Red Wind Ranger is taken! Will kill thick-austrailian-accent man. Haaaahntar, I think he said his name was.
Day 34:
I have no idea what just happened.
nice. you forgot the "Still prettiest"s, tho
WhiteDragonRanger
10-20-2004, 07:05 PM
Really good, man. Go for Trent or Tommy next.
Mystic Fire
10-20-2004, 07:25 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA keep this up! 'Still prettiest'!! hahaha this is some great stuff. :005:
Splush
10-20-2004, 08:20 PM
Impy please do Tommy next.
The Very Secret Diary Of Kira Ford Part 2
Day 17:
Trent tried to kill Tommy. Will now put out.
Day 18:
FOOLISH HUMANS. I WILL EAT YOUR SKULLS WITH MY GLOWING EYES...OF DOOM!
Day 19:
Ethan beat opponent with words. What a pussy.
Day 20:
Infatuated with Ranru. "Electric toothbrush" working overtime.
Day 21:
Note to self: fish are to be avoided.
Day 22:
Trent good now. Will throw down and shag senseless as soon as no one is looking.
Day 23:
Had to give energy to Connor so he could have ANOTHER new mode. Barely had enough energy to shag Trent senseless.
Day 24:
Shot video, somehow had a huge concert. Kept teapot, in which I will eventually hide Dr.O's body.
Day 25:
Flirted with Cassidy. She seems v. interested in moi. Will shag senseless later.
Day 26:
Ethan now has flying bike. Is likely to never be used again.
Day 27:
Dr. O seems to have dissapeared. Did someone kill him before I could?
Day 28:
Dr.O quite alive. Will kill him later.
Day 30:
Connor got yet another power-up. Will mangle him later.
Day 31:
Trent's dad turned out to be Mesogog. Suggested threesome, qucikly denied.
Day 32:
Met Wind Rangers. Fairly sure Blue checked me out. I won every single battle I participated in.
Day 33:
Saw Marah and Cassidy doing something *v.* interesting. Joined in. Considering dumping Trent.
Day 34:
Shagged Aligator monster. Turned out to be a dream. I'm sad now.
wildranger
10-20-2004, 08:48 PM
funny story
Sasuke Uchiha
10-21-2004, 03:17 AM
=Impy
Day 15:
My Trent is the White Ranger. Was quite relieved, as it meant I was technically not cheating. He plans to go live in woods. Imagining him chopping wood with no shirt and myself and "electric toothbrush" quite busy.
Day 17:
Trent tried to kill Tommy. Will now put out.
Day 22:
Trent good now. Will throw down and shag senseless as soon as no one is looking.
Hahah,Classic Impy :eusa_clap .You got to do Tommy or Ethan next man.Come on. :eusa_pray :005:
Aza Rina Shin Ryu
10-21-2004, 09:14 AM
Day 32:
Met Wind Rangers. Am quite certain Red checked me out. In no way was the ever loving snot beaten out of me.
Day 33:
Red Wind Ranger is taken! Will kill thick-austrailian-accent man. Haaaahntar, I think he said his name was.
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The Very Secret Diary Of Dr. Tommy Oliver, O.D. Part 1
Day 1:
Started teaching at new high school. Principal had moi take several brats to museum, thinking that they would "suffer". Am certain Principal is crazy. Was attacked by robot dinosaur, probably a zord union rep.
Day 2
Found Connor and Ethan snooping around Basement Of Awsome. Connor obsessively touching everything in lab. Kira landed on car, was attacked by strangely familliar and strangely arousing spikey robot thing.
Day 3:
Tossed around by Raptor Riders, Connor rescued very ugly little girl.
Day 6:
The third day of my dirty weekend with Mesogog going very well. M. says something about leather straps, roleplay and spikes. I'm v. excited.
Day 6 (later):
Dirty weekend disrupted by Rangers, turned briefly invisble. Trounced monster. Will try to continue dirty weekend later. Mood: V. dissapointed.
Day 7:
Rescued someone for first time without hearing them cry out "TTTOOOOOOMMMMMYYYY!" First Tommygasm-less rescue startling.
Day 8:
Revealed meaning of life to Ethan. He did not seem very amazed.
Day 9:
Saved Hayley's cafe, so as to not have hot wax poured on my eyes.
Day 10:
Principal came on to me. Sadly, am still in love with Mesogog.
Day 11:
Saw shark monster. Was secretly delighted.
Day 12:
In no way was the ever loving snot beaten out of me today. I am fine.
Day 13:
Awww man, now the White Ranger has an MZ. Is probably under spell. Evil comes from spells only.
Day 14:
I'm still conscious and hungry as hell. Just soiled suit.
Day 15:
Suit still soiled. Running out of oxygen.
Day 16:
De-amberificizationing has seemingly fused me with suit, so will have to live inside soiled suit until able to de-morph.
HurricaneBlack
10-21-2004, 02:11 PM
Day 7:
Rescued someone for first time without hearing them cry out "TTTOOOOOOMMMMMYYYY!" First Tommygasm-less rescue startling.
Classic! :005:
I like how they all referred to the little girl as being ugly. Good job. :023:
DT VSDs: The Animated Series?: http://ecard.veepers.com/service/RetrieveCard?id=pOp4oAqJ2rgMSST4fhVhba
jaguarranger
10-21-2004, 04:24 PM
Day 7:
Rescued someone for first time without hearing them cry out "TTTOOOOOOMMMMMYYYY!" First Tommygasm-less rescue startling.
HA HA HA HA! Classic!
Sasuke Uchiha
10-21-2004, 07:14 PM
The Very Secret Diary Of Dr. Tommy Oliver, O.D. Part 1
Day 2
Found Connor and Ethan snooping around Basement Of Awsome. Connor obsessively touching everything in lab. Kira landed on car, was attacked by strangely familliar and strangely arousing spikey robot thing.
Day 3:
Tossed around by Raptor Riders, Connor rescued very ugly little girl.
Day 6:
The third day of my dirty weekend with Mesogog going very well. M. says something about leather straps, roleplay and spikes. I'm v. excited.
Day 7:
Rescued someone for first time without hearing them cry out "TTTOOOOOOMMMMMYYYY!" First Tommygasm-less rescue startling.
Day 10:
Principal came on to me. Sadly, am still in love with Mesogog.
Day 11:
Saw shark monster. Was secretly delighted.
Day 14:
I'm still conscious and hungry as hell. Just soiled suit.
Day 15:
Suit still soiled. Running out of oxygen.
Day 16:
De-amberificizationing has seemingly fused me with suit, so will have to live inside soiled suit until able to de-morph.
LOL,OMG Impy..That shyt is so fucking funny.Lol gotta agree on the "TOOOOOMMMMY" reference...It is classic.Gotta do an Ethan one next.
Day 8:
Revealed meaning of life to Ethan. He did not seem very amazed.
Stupid Wizard.....
Stoney
10-21-2004, 10:46 PM
Imp, when is Trent getting the VSD treatment?
EmperorOmnimon
10-21-2004, 11:14 PM
Imp, when is Trent getting the VSD treatment?
Come on Impy, I order you to do Trent. Forget Ethan. :005:
The Very Secret Diary Of Dr. Tommy Oliver, O.D. Part 2
Day 17:
Trent attempted to kill me with bike. Will remember this when T. eventually turns good.
Day 18:
Kira saw picture of my self 10 years ago, mocked hair. If I didn't have a shower cam in my house, I would be compelled to have her transfer powers to less sarcastic student.
Day 19:
I get to send out the zords. What fun. Now I know how Alpha feels.
Day 20:
Tricked rangers into watching badly dubbed sentai. Will go through Sentai-Door-Of-Doom to console Asuka on being named "Mikey".
Day 21:
God, i'm bored.
Day 22:
Trent good now. Will subtly try to see if he knows his dad is Mesogog. Then will seduce him.
Day 23:
Had Trent all to myself, but had to get Triassic Sheild. Will seduce later.
Day 24:
Kira asked me to see how comfortable giant teapot was, then asked me to scream as loud as I could to see how much sound could escape. Certain her intentions are pure.
Day 25:
Stopped saturn from exploding or some crap like that. Beginning to forget what own face looks like.
day 26:
Ethan got flying bike. Would gladly trade in ATV for flying bike.
Day 27:
Have dissapeared, but now out of ranger form. Currently masturbating like crazy.
day 28:
Was ganged up on by previous powers. Quite kinky. Given welcome back present by Hayley. And Ethan. And Cassidy. And Princiapal Randall. And Zeltrax. And Devin.
Day 29:
Connor got another power-up. Back in day, we needed no power ups. We also got our asses handed to us regularly.
Day 30:
Everyone officially knows Trent's dad to be Mesogog. Suggested threesome. Quickly denied.
Day 31:
Wind Rangers beat up core Dino Rangers. Still unable to believe how easily rangers were beaten. Fairly sure I saw Lothor checking Ethan out. Ethan is MINE.
Day 32:
Everyone teamed-up. Dino Base incredibly cramped. Used common sense, reffered to as "sage".
Day 32 (later):
Saw Marah, Cassidy, and Kira doing something v. interesting in shower. No longer sorry for giving Kira powers.
Day 33:
Dream about Elsa interrupted by Elsa. Real Elsa much less slutty than dream-Elsa
Next VSDs, in order:
Ethan
Trent
Elsa
Hayley
Apollo
10-22-2004, 11:31 AM
These are absolutely priceless nice work!
Sasuke Uchiha
10-22-2004, 05:26 PM
Impy
Day 32 (later):
Saw Marah, Cassidy, and Kira doing something v. interesting in shower. No longer sorry for giving Kira powers.
Hahaha! :eusa_clap ,Great Impy!Can't wait for Ethan.You should do Cassidy :023:
You should do Cassidy :023:
I'd love to do Cassidy, but I don't know where she lives.
TSoldier
10-22-2004, 08:39 PM
Next VSDs, in order:
Ethan
Trent
Elsa
Hayley
Bring 'em on. A cassidy one would be cool too.
Wes Janson
10-22-2004, 09:18 PM
I'd love to do Cassidy, but I don't know where she lives.
That'd be planet: Omighosh-I'm-like-the-most-important-person-evaaaar!!
Yes, I believe that'd be the one.
Sasuke Uchiha
10-23-2004, 12:24 AM
That'd be planet: Omighosh-I'm-like-the-most-important-person-evaaaar!!
Yes, I believe that'd be the one.
Lol,Just make it up Impy.Although it be good detail to know,I doubt anyone really cares.Just tells us about her mischief and hopefully erotic :cool: secrets. :005: .We all understand if you want to wait though.
The Very Secret Diary Of Ethan "Nahte by Nature" James
Day 1:
Hacked into sprinkler thing so as to make Cassidy participate in involuntary wet t-shirt contest. Got Randall instead. Am quite sad, as Randall was not wearing t-shirt at all..
Day 2:
Got superpowers. Dateless teen years have seemingly more meaning now.
Day 3:
Dr.O seemed adamant on me riding an egg. Connor rescued ugly little girl
Day 6:
Saw poorly constructed video diary having seemingly little to do wtih Dr.O's life.
Day 6 (later):
Dr.O has ranger powers now. Am afraid he may get revenge for "like your flabby ass could fight these monsters!" comment.
Day 7:
Could swear I saw Kira and Kylie Styles making out.
Day 8:
Made furious love to gnome man.
Day 9:
I barely got any lines today!
Day 10:
Elsa's floating torso taunted me. Will never sleep again.
Day 11:
TV star demanded to pay rediculous amount of money for coffee. I definately dumb enough to sleep with me.
Day 12:
Everloving snot beaten out of me. Will drown my sorrows in secret vault of Winnie The Pooh toys.
Day 13:
Connor got power-up before me. Probably because he gives head.
Day 14:
Dr.O is fossilized. Am certain no revenge will be had for fat-ass remark.
Day 15:
As soon as Kira went into bathroom, heard strange humming noise.
Day 16:
LITTLE BOK WUURRRRD MOK MI! MADD! KILL BOK! RURRRH!
Sasuke Uchiha
11-02-2004, 02:57 AM
The Very Secret Diary Of Ethan "Nahte by Nature" James
Day 7:
Could swear I saw Kira and Kylie Styles making out.
Day 8:
Made furious love to gnome man.
Day 13:
Connor got power-up before me. Probably because he gives head.
Day 15:
As soon as Kira went into bathroom, heard strange humming noise.
Hahah,Nice to see you started up again.Hahah,Now you gotta do Trent man or Finish Ethan lol
The Very Secret Diary of Ethan "Nahte By Nature" James, Part II
Day 17:
Trent tried to kill Dr. O. Then Dr.O got cool motorcycley thing. Am v.jealous
Day 18:
Anton Mercer subbing for Dr.O. Devin walked with strange limp after coming out of his office.
Day 19:
Was almost killed by stupid person who somehwhat resembled the child of a moose and Connor. Thought for a while he may be from future.
Day 20:
Jealous of Sanjo for being so much cooler than me. Strange humming noise coming from bathroom again.
Day 21:
Saw man is fish costume. Was strangely aroused.
Day 22:
Trent good now. In a more horrifying note, considered the possibility of Connor being intelligent for any time whatsoever.
Day 23:
Gave energy to Connor for second power-up mode. He must be giving Dr.O at least 40% more head.
Day 24:
Shagged senseless by Cassidy. Am not certain whether i'll ever walk normally again.
Day 25:
Saw Kira filrting with Cassidy. Fearing Cassidy may leave me after hearing that strange humming noise again when they went to the supply closet.
Day 26:
New laptop destroyed. Thousands of dollars worth of pornography lost.
Day 27:
Dr.O seems to be missing. Am certain no revenge will be had for fat-ass remark now.
Day 28:
Revenge had. May never walk right again.
Day 29:
Connor got ANOTHER power-up. He must be spending most of his day giving head now.
Day 30:
Attacked by tentacle monster. Luckily, turned out nothing like in the movies on my computer.
Day 31:
Met Wind Rangers. Could swear all three of them copped a feel.
Day 32:
Saw weird lady with a snake lure Dustin into supply closet. Heard moans. Haunted supply closet?
Day 33:
If you have any idea what just happened, call me.
Day 34:
Whee! I'm in a comic book! Aaaaaaand Connor uses his fucking battilizer again.
Day 35:
Elsa turned out to be Principal Randall, Trent's dad turned out to be Mesogog. Meaning i've been shagged senseless by the two major bad guys.
(Trent is next!)
Tyr-El
11-02-2004, 01:42 PM
Day 32:
Saw weird lady with a snake lure Dustin into supply closet. Heard moans. Haunted supply closet?
It's funny cuz it's true
:005:
The Very Secret Diary of Trent Fernandez a.k.a Trent Mercer a.k.a Trent Dongstonson
Day 1:
First day in town. Saw weird lady singing. I am in no way attracted to her.
Day 2:
Saw giant robot. Crapped pants.
Day 3:
Got job at cybercafe. Had to sleep with owner to get it. Then had to sleep with owner's boyfriend. Then with owner's cousin. Then with entire hockey team.
Day 6:
Man, nothing ever happens around here...
Day 7:
Turned elderly by horrible robot thing. Continued asking dad why the hell we can't move to a city that isn't constantly attacked by monsters.
Day 8:
I hate this town. Except for that music lady. Kiki, I think her name was.
Day 9:
Saved Hayley's cafe. Now payed in money instead of punches to the face.
Day 10:
Went on field trip, dug up box with "PROPERTY OF TIME FORCE" written on it. Assumed it was filled with candy. Candy was actually some sort of red and black watch. Tasted pretty good.
Day 11:
Shagged senseless by TV star. Then by Devin.
Day 12:
I think I had some sort of weird dream. In it, I was a ranger, I was evil, and the Red Ranger kept staring at my crotch.
Day 13:
My ranger self got a megazord, and used it to beat living snot out of rangers. Stupid rangers.
Day 14:
Crap beaten out of me by Red Ranger. On the bright side, I almost killed him. WHY AM I TAKING COMFORT IN THAT?
Day 15:
Found out who rangers are. Shagged senseless by Kira.
Day 16:
Temporarily was able to control my powers. That faded far too quickly.
cool! keep up goodie working! yay!
Sasuke Uchiha
11-03-2004, 12:31 AM
Del
Sasuke Uchiha
11-03-2004, 12:31 AM
Day 18:
Anton Mercer subbing for Dr.O. Devin walked with strange limp after coming out of his office.
Day 20:
Jealous of Sanjo for being so much cooler than me. Strange humming noise coming from bathroom again.
Day 21:
Saw man is fish costume. Was strangely aroused.
Day 23:
Gave energy to Connor for second power-up mode. He must be giving Dr.O at least 40% more head.
Day 24:
Shagged senseless by Cassidy. Am not certain whether i'll ever walk normally again.
Day 25:
Saw Kira filrting with Cassidy. Fearing Cassidy may leave me after hearing that strange humming noise again when they went to the supply closet.
Day 29:
Connor got ANOTHER power-up. He must be spending most of his day giving head now.
Day 33:
If you have any idea what just happened, call me.
Day 35:
Elsa turned out to be Principal Randall, Trent's dad turned out to be Mesogog. Meaning i've been shagged senseless by the two major bad guys.
Day 1:
First day in town. Saw weird lady singing. I am in no way attracted to her.
Day 2:
Saw giant robot. Crapped pants.
Day 3:
Got job at cybercafe. Had to sleep with owner to get it. Then had to sleep with owner's boyfriend. Then with owner's cousin. Then with entire hockey team. ( LOL! Thats fucked up! )
Day 8:
I hate this town. Except for that music lady. Kiki, I think her name was. (lol)
Day 12:
I think I had some sort of weird dream. In it, I was a ranger, I was evil, and the Red Ranger kept staring at my crotch.
Day 15:
Found out who rangers are. Shagged senseless by Kira.
Day 16:
Temporarily was able to control my powers. That faded far too quickly.
Hahaha!Nice Impy,Very nice.Damn lucky Aza,got a notice with Dustin...What about me and Kira...WHat about Raven! hahah Gotta finish Trent man.
Splush
11-03-2004, 11:56 AM
This should be archived.
This should be archived.
Awww shucks. It's not THAT good.
Splush
11-04-2004, 12:24 PM
Awww shucks. It's not THAT good.
Impy yes, yes it is.
Green Senturion
11-04-2004, 05:54 PM
Whoa--this fic is funny, but it doesn't have a story. It's not meant to get people deeply interested and concerned, but rather to make them laugh and have fun. So, given, Splush, that you were recently complaining about how no quality fics exist anymore, I'm shocked that this fic, a poking fun at the entire DT team, would be your first pic for a fic that should be archived. You're telling me that THIS fic ranks up there with Personality Conflicts, whereas no other fics on the board do? Please. I've read a number of fics, and at least a FEW exist that should be archived above this one. And they actually have the PLOT and CHARACTERS you so richly desire in them, rather than a simple, though witty catalog of every Dino Ranger's bisexual tendencies.
Whoa--this fic is funny, but it doesn't have a story. It's not meant to get people deeply interested and concerned, but rather to make them laugh and have fun. So, given, Splush, that you were recently complaining about how no quality fics exist anymore, I'm shocked that this fic, a poking fun at the entire DT team, would be your first pic for a fic that should be archived. You're telling me that THIS fic ranks up there with Personality Conflicts, whereas no other fics on the board do? Please. I've read a number of fics, and at least a FEW exist that should be archived above this one. And they actually have the PLOT and CHARACTERS you so richly desire in them, rather than a simple, though witty catalog of every Dino Ranger's bisexual tendencies.
*applauds*
Sasuke Uchiha
11-04-2004, 06:27 PM
Lol!
Where the Hell's the next Chapter!?!?!!?!?!?!
Splush
11-06-2004, 01:46 PM
Whoa--this fic is funny, but it doesn't have a story. It's not meant to get people deeply interested and concerned, but rather to make them laugh and have fun. So, given, Splush, that you were recently complaining about how no quality fics exist anymore, I'm shocked that this fic, a poking fun at the entire DT team, would be your first pic for a fic that should be archived. You're telling me that THIS fic ranks up there with Personality Conflicts, whereas no other fics on the board do? Please. I've read a number of fics, and at least a FEW exist that should be archived above this one. And they actually have the PLOT and CHARACTERS you so richly desire in them, rather than a simple, though witty catalog of every Dino Ranger's bisexual tendencies.
First of all I did not compare this to the works of Ellen Brand, you did not I. True there is more deserving fan fictions that should be archived, I do not argue with that. BUT I do not like this fic for its deep plot, or in-depth characters...If you don’t understand why I like this fic you should lighten up. I enjoy this story simply because it is SIMPLE and VERY humorous…We all need a laugh don’t we?
On a side note, I don’t understand why you are personally attacking me and also I’m not that big of a fan of Ellen Brand…I’m more of a Chyrl Roberts and Dagmar Buse person. ;)
Sheesh....What ever happened to clansman ship? :D
Green Senturion
11-06-2004, 02:00 PM
I'm not attacking...I was assuming you were referring to the same archives. Were there not a different between humorous and serious fanfiction, as you seem to be alluding there is, I would be surprised that this would rank up there with Ellen Brand's material. I too of course see the humor in this fanfiction...don't worry.
Splush
11-06-2004, 02:11 PM
I'm not attacking...I was assuming you were referring to the same archives. Were there not a different between humorous and serious fanfiction, as you seem to be alluding there is, I would be surprised that this would rank up there with Ellen Brand's material. I too of course see the humor in this fanfiction...don't worry.
I wouldn't exactly compare this to any of Ellen Brand's fics, but neither would I dismiss this fiction as if it were a worthless piece of crap. Do I think this is a very amusing parody, YES! Would I be calling Impy the next Ellen Brand or Dagmar Buse, NO.
KillerWhite
11-15-2004, 04:59 PM
Funny stuff Impy. When are you going to do Trent p.2?
Lunar Wolf Ranger
11-19-2004, 05:11 PM
:023: :005: Where's the rest? You should do every ranger team. It'd take a while but it'd be a whole lot easier and better than doing other fanfics! :005: :023:
krispynot
12-17-2004, 08:01 AM
This is funny. Well done. More fan fictions should use this approach. It's better than trying to make a throwaway kids show full of lycra and camp/macho posturing incredibly deep and subtle. :confused:
Shycode
12-17-2004, 11:37 PM
You're a genious Impy, I've never laughed so hard EVER in my life.
RitoRevolto
12-17-2004, 11:38 PM
Day 16:
Like oh my god! I'm suddenly like, totally a valley girl! A valley girl with a Pteradcatyl zord! That makes like, no sense!
Lol.
The Night
12-18-2004, 12:25 AM
These are great. I cannot wait for the rest. :023:
Ooo, somebody bumped my thread. Well, next up i'll be doing Dustin. If you're wanting the second parta Trent's VSD...uhhh...it's on the DVD?
Sasuke Uchiha
12-18-2004, 03:00 AM
Lol,I was about to say.Impy got more Ranger stories ?,but I was just disappointed....Well,Hopefully you do the Dustin one soon.
The Very Secret Diary of Dustin
Now with 100% less "dude".
Day 1:
After helping old couple on roadside, discovered ninja academy destroyed by some weird space-wrestler. Was given morpher by jerk with glasses. Destroyed monster with a blue face. I suspect that Blue Face was actual name.
Day 2:
Saved Shane's life after he was huge jerk. Would not have done it were it not for promise of flashing from Tori.
Day 3:
Tori was cloned by camera. Was not sure how she was fooled by Marah and Kapri, as they looked basically the same. Currently suspect it was because of massive blow to the head.
Day 4:
Those Bradleys are so nice. They let me hang out with them without hitting me once.
Day 5:
Someone stole disc from my backpack and gave it to Thunder Rangers. Was miffed, as that disc had my entire porn collection on it.
Day 6:
Thunder Rangers helped defeat monster, then stole Sensei. Was secretly delighted, as now I could let Mr. Von Kittiystein into Ninja Ops whenever I wanted.
Day 7:
Blake and Hunter learned that Lothor killed their parents. They seemed somewhat upset.
Day 8:
Was tied up by Marah. Had feeling this was far from last time this would occur.
Day 9:
Thunder Rangers fighting us again. Yippee.
Day 10:
Blake and Hunter regained memories, then Hunter turned evil again. This is the best day ever.
day 11:
Hunter brought back to good. Got to use one of my cheesy one-liners again.
Day 12:
Killed Choobo. Have feeling will not stay dead.
Day 13:
Fought monster who doesn't use real words. Was sorry to see him go.
Day 14:
Tori used Ninja Powers to try not to break Shane's feelings. Personally broke news to Shane that she hated him and laughed while he cried.
Day 15:
Cam became a ranger? Man, I need to stop staying in the same pose for several days and start paying attention to what's happening around me.
Day 17:
Cam was almost turned into hideous insect. Suspect girls still would have loved him.
Day 18:
Yay. I just LOVE having my life in Shane's hands. That's COMPLETELY un-frightnening.
Lunar Wolf Ranger
12-18-2004, 04:33 PM
More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, More, E, More, More, More, More, More, More, Please?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Sasuke Uchiha
12-18-2004, 05:00 PM
LOL!Kinda bright as all hell,but it still funny.Think Lunar said it best,More Please!
Lunar Wolf Ranger
12-18-2004, 06:03 PM
Yea, and please...put Dude in. Dustin is dude, and dude is him. That's like Tommy not saying, "awww...man," and not having Conner gay... You took Dustin's lifesoice away from him!!! Anyways, I'd love to read Kim's diary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea, and please...put Dude in. Dustin is dude, and dude is him. That's like Tommy not saying, "awww...man," and not having Conner gay... You took Dustin's lifesoice away from him!!! Anyways, I'd love to read Kim's diary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tell you what, i'll put some dudes in Pt.2 if you calm down with all the exclamation marks.
Lunar Wolf Ranger
12-18-2004, 07:22 PM
OK!!!!!!!!!!!! j/k
Lunar Wolf Ranger
12-18-2004, 07:23 PM
Thanks Impy
Lunar Wolf Ranger
01-30-2005, 12:11 PM
So is this story over now?
GreenRanger33
02-09-2005, 09:26 PM
These are very entertaining you should keep posting them.
GreenRanger33
02-09-2005, 09:39 PM
We'll see...communist.
Where'd that come from?
SweetSandy
02-10-2005, 05:46 PM
hey Impy when are you going to post part 2 of dustin's very secret diary?? It's really funny :)
Time Ranger
02-12-2005, 10:50 AM
Hahaha I like it Good stuff. Dustin had a very funny diary.
It seems everyone wants a continuation, so.....I won't do one.
Psyche! Ha! I had you going, didn't I? Now go make me some damn breakfest while I write up part 2 of Dustin's VSD
The Very Secret Diary of Dustin Part II: Revenge of The Evil Pen People From the MOOOOOON! (just kidding)
Day 19:
Lothor's show make Dustin feel good inside...Dustin not mind having brain slowly eaten by show....sooothing liiiights....eeeeeeeee!
Day 20:
Hunter's mentoring some kid. I walked by his house and all I heard was "IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN! YOU HAVE NO WHAT KIND OF HELLISH THUNDER I WILL BRING UPON YOU!" Must have been watching Joe Dirt.
Day 21:
Marah betrayed me. Which i'm still confused about, because after the battle she jumped me and we started making out.
Day 22:
God, this is what he writes in his diary? I've lost so much faith in him.
Day 23:
I became famous for stopping a VANDALISM ATTEMPT. ATTEMPT AT VANDALISM. THAT IS IN NO WAY WORTHY OF FAME. Cam, stop writing in my diary! No, I refuse! Meanie.
Day 24:
Hunter seemed to be doing some sort of weird S&M with a monster. I knew he had some serious problems...
Day 25:
I am NEVER buying tanning lotion from the internet again!
Day 26:
I have this strange feeling that, in another universe, what happened today was actually entertaining and dramatic.
Day 27:
I had this weird feeling that today was like, taken out of sequence with the rest of my life.
Day 28:
I AM YOUR DARK LORD! BOW TO MY HIDEOUS MACHINES, HUMANS!
Day 29:
Wow, I really hate Blake. I mean, I really, really hate him.
Day 30:
OH NO! I'M FLYING!
Day 31:
You know, I have a good feeling about this camping trip.
Day 32:
I am never going outdoors again.
Day 33:
Stupid Hunter had shinies and he didn't tell me!
Day 34:
I headed to the US Action Games, and found out that, apparently, motocross is stupid.
Day 34:
I'm a friggin' SENSEI now! Woohoo! It's gonna be power abuse all over the place! Ha, bring me a sandwhich, Cam! Oh, you don't have to do what I say...but down the baseball bat...AHHHH!
Lunar Wolf Ranger
02-12-2005, 01:03 PM
Yeah! Finally! <bows down to Impy> You are the Master of Comedy! You know the "m" word that I'm going to say so you better start to write more!
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