Greensy Thunders
10-19-2004, 05:38 PM
I thought I'd give a crack at this fanfiction thing. I don't really write much, thus why it'll be a shortstory/mini-series. This is just the first chapter, I guess. Take a looksy.
R4ng3rb04rd~
Impy sat at his desk, staring at the computer screen. “Yet another Rangerboard meeting I can’t attend. Yippee!”, he said. He searched the board for some Amy Jo Johnson porn pictures, when he accidently, (somehow!), downloaded the directions for where the Rangerboard meeting was. Impy noticed, but shrugged it off and when to go snort some pie.
MegaRed creaked back in forth in his leather chair, gripping his kitty in his lap. “So, Ray is planning a little GET TOGETHER, eh? Well, lemme just fix that!” he said as he clicked and clacked on the keyboard, editing the thread. “There. A select few posters will be meeting, and when they do, I will be there to abduct them all!” he laughed evily, as a small man, who suprisingly looked like Danny from Wild Force, was tied up and had his mouth taped was hidden in a backroom. MegaRed leaned back and fell out of his chair. His cat scuttled off, pissed.
“Mmm, good pie!” Impy said, rubbing his nose and sitting back at his computer. “Hmm, whats this? The thread has obviously been edited. Let’s see... a select few have randomly been selected.” Impy gazed over the 5 peope who were on the list. “Lalala, Green Thunder, SnoopsWarner, Avril, Ivy, Impy...”. “w0rd. I’m on, teh list!111!one!!” Impy said sarcastically, stating again that he couldn’t go. “Wish I could go, though. But I have so much to do! I have to work, snort more cake, I have hobbies, I have to spend times with my friends, I have a friggin’ life!” he said to himself. “Oh, who am I kidding. Rangerboard IS my life!” he sulked. “Oh, what this? Free airfare, hotel reservations, blah blah..” Impy said. “Woah! That means I can actually go! This is too good to be true.” he said, staring at a peice of cake with an evil grin on his face.
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“Flafalala. I can actually go to a meeting! Go me!” Green Thunder said, licking a cube of suger with a spinny hat on. “I was actually selected! All that sucking up has finally paid off!” he said as he finished off the sugar cube. “And Snoops is goin’ too! And Impy! And the evah so sexay Ivy and Avril~” he said, spinning his hat. “This is going to be one, funk-olay partay, what with us all being in a hotel and free airfare and be getting to be there!” he giggled, putting his feet up on his desk. “Oh, wait. Five people, and for Power Ranger teams, and sentai teams, there are usually five rangers. Could there be some sort of connection? Oh my god, I figured it ou-- Ooh, CHEESECAKE!” Green Thunder said, jumping out of his chair and running to his kitchen.
“My how James Napier is sooo sexy. I think I’ll look around for an even MORE sexy James Napier picture to use as my avatar on Rangerboard!” Ivy said, finding an extremely hot masculant picture of James Napier. She clicked back to Rangerboard, replaced the pic, and thought, “Eh, I’m here, I might as well look around.” She scrolled around the board, and stumbled across the infamous meeting thread. “Oh yay, we’re meeting! I wonder what brought this on. Hmm? What this? ‘Last edited by: MegaRed’. Why would MegaRed dare edit one of Ray’s threads? That man’s got balls. Balls I say!” she said, turning away from her computer and heading to her closet. “Now, which James Napier shirts should I bring?”
“Muwaha, look, another fucking meeting thread! Fuckity fuck fuck fuck, fuckity fuck. Fuck fuck fuck!” SnoopsWarner giggled. “I love that word! Anyway, I guess I’ll go. Got nothin’ to do anyway. Hmm, seems like Ivy, Green, and Impy are all comfirmed going. Oh, if Avril says yes, I will SO go. For I have secretly had a hidden passion for her! Muwaha! No one must know that I, Snoops, has secretly been in love with the one, the only, Avril!” he said, having a mix of an evil smirk and a happy smile. “It’s settled. I’m fucking going!” he said, fucking laughing.
“Oh look, a pretty little meeting thread. Look! My name! Yaaaay!” Avril said, twirling her hair. “Oh! Look! Ivy is confirmed going! Oh, how I love her so. She doesn’t know it, but I have secretly had a crush on her the first time I first saw her post. But there is no love left at Rangerboard! Well, that’s all going to change once we meet!” Avril clicked and clacked (much like MegaRed) on the keyboard and confirmed she was going. “This is going to be the coolest meeting EVAH!”
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R4ng3rb04rd~
Impy sat at his desk, staring at the computer screen. “Yet another Rangerboard meeting I can’t attend. Yippee!”, he said. He searched the board for some Amy Jo Johnson porn pictures, when he accidently, (somehow!), downloaded the directions for where the Rangerboard meeting was. Impy noticed, but shrugged it off and when to go snort some pie.
MegaRed creaked back in forth in his leather chair, gripping his kitty in his lap. “So, Ray is planning a little GET TOGETHER, eh? Well, lemme just fix that!” he said as he clicked and clacked on the keyboard, editing the thread. “There. A select few posters will be meeting, and when they do, I will be there to abduct them all!” he laughed evily, as a small man, who suprisingly looked like Danny from Wild Force, was tied up and had his mouth taped was hidden in a backroom. MegaRed leaned back and fell out of his chair. His cat scuttled off, pissed.
“Mmm, good pie!” Impy said, rubbing his nose and sitting back at his computer. “Hmm, whats this? The thread has obviously been edited. Let’s see... a select few have randomly been selected.” Impy gazed over the 5 peope who were on the list. “Lalala, Green Thunder, SnoopsWarner, Avril, Ivy, Impy...”. “w0rd. I’m on, teh list!111!one!!” Impy said sarcastically, stating again that he couldn’t go. “Wish I could go, though. But I have so much to do! I have to work, snort more cake, I have hobbies, I have to spend times with my friends, I have a friggin’ life!” he said to himself. “Oh, who am I kidding. Rangerboard IS my life!” he sulked. “Oh, what this? Free airfare, hotel reservations, blah blah..” Impy said. “Woah! That means I can actually go! This is too good to be true.” he said, staring at a peice of cake with an evil grin on his face.
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“Flafalala. I can actually go to a meeting! Go me!” Green Thunder said, licking a cube of suger with a spinny hat on. “I was actually selected! All that sucking up has finally paid off!” he said as he finished off the sugar cube. “And Snoops is goin’ too! And Impy! And the evah so sexay Ivy and Avril~” he said, spinning his hat. “This is going to be one, funk-olay partay, what with us all being in a hotel and free airfare and be getting to be there!” he giggled, putting his feet up on his desk. “Oh, wait. Five people, and for Power Ranger teams, and sentai teams, there are usually five rangers. Could there be some sort of connection? Oh my god, I figured it ou-- Ooh, CHEESECAKE!” Green Thunder said, jumping out of his chair and running to his kitchen.
“My how James Napier is sooo sexy. I think I’ll look around for an even MORE sexy James Napier picture to use as my avatar on Rangerboard!” Ivy said, finding an extremely hot masculant picture of James Napier. She clicked back to Rangerboard, replaced the pic, and thought, “Eh, I’m here, I might as well look around.” She scrolled around the board, and stumbled across the infamous meeting thread. “Oh yay, we’re meeting! I wonder what brought this on. Hmm? What this? ‘Last edited by: MegaRed’. Why would MegaRed dare edit one of Ray’s threads? That man’s got balls. Balls I say!” she said, turning away from her computer and heading to her closet. “Now, which James Napier shirts should I bring?”
“Muwaha, look, another fucking meeting thread! Fuckity fuck fuck fuck, fuckity fuck. Fuck fuck fuck!” SnoopsWarner giggled. “I love that word! Anyway, I guess I’ll go. Got nothin’ to do anyway. Hmm, seems like Ivy, Green, and Impy are all comfirmed going. Oh, if Avril says yes, I will SO go. For I have secretly had a hidden passion for her! Muwaha! No one must know that I, Snoops, has secretly been in love with the one, the only, Avril!” he said, having a mix of an evil smirk and a happy smile. “It’s settled. I’m fucking going!” he said, fucking laughing.
“Oh look, a pretty little meeting thread. Look! My name! Yaaaay!” Avril said, twirling her hair. “Oh! Look! Ivy is confirmed going! Oh, how I love her so. She doesn’t know it, but I have secretly had a crush on her the first time I first saw her post. But there is no love left at Rangerboard! Well, that’s all going to change once we meet!” Avril clicked and clacked (much like MegaRed) on the keyboard and confirmed she was going. “This is going to be the coolest meeting EVAH!”
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