The Mistie of "Forever Blue"

[Dr. R.K.Z]

This guy was just ASKING for this, and so, to give Izzie some free time with his current MISITE, I'll be taking over for this one.

I'll use the familair cast of Mike Nelson, Crow T. Robot, and Tom Servo, updates will come soon, enjoy

THE MISTIE OF “FOREVER BLUE” written by Dr. R.K.Z

(A new evil has arrived. This evil is an evil warrior called Bob.)

MIKE: He comes from the net, through systems, peoples, and cities, to this place...

(He has destroyed several planets on his way to Earth. There seemed to be only one way to stop Bob. To call all the red rangers again.)

SERVO: Or just give Hack and Slash a call, there cheaper

(But there was a problem. Right after Forever Red Cole had gotten seriously hurt when he fell off his tricycle while trying to learn how to ride it)

MIKE: Cole IS Damien in “The Omen”

(And the rest of the red rangers couldn't come because they were too lazy, except for Tommy, because he is now stuck as the the)

CROW: “The, the…what?” I’m in such suspense

(black dino thunder power ranger)

MIKE: Awww man

CROW: Way to raise our hopes, Tommy isn’t even RED anymore, idiot.

SERVO: You putting a black man down Crow?

CROW: Oh shut up

(So they had to call the next best thing)

CROW: BROCK LESNAR

SERVO: No, no he’s the next “BIG” thing

(The blue power rangers!)

MIKE: N.Y.P.R Blue…

(So all the blue power rangers met at Zordon's old command centre But of course it was destroyed.)

MIKE: So they went to the Lightspeed Aquabase, but of course THAT was destroyed…

CROW: Then they tried Terra Venture, but of course THAT was destroyed, jeez Mike, there really desperate here, poor guys

(Billy, who is now a sales representative)

CROW: Hey Billy can give ‘em the money for a headquarters

(Arrived first, along with Rocky, who is now a drug dealer)

SERVO: Well now we know how he almost recovered from the events of “Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie”, that “speedy recovery” perked him RIGHT up.

(They talked about their lives until all the other blue rangers arrived.)

CROW: Wow, a life of crime, a life selling reel estate, such great deeds to come out of THAT conversation

(T.J., who is now a famous basketball player arrived along with Justin who is now a 22 year old still trying to graduate from high school.)

MIKE: And occasionally moonlights his naked body on the Internet

(If only he didn't take the drugs)

SERVO: So Rocky got his own back on his replacement after all

(…Kai, Chad, Lucas, Max, Tori, Blake, and Ethan, soon after arrived also. T.J. and Blake got into a fistfight because he didn't consider Blake a true blue ranger.)

MIKE: There are a lot of fans who don’t consider Justin a real POWER Ranger, save those fists for him guys

(But Tori stopped the fight after she enjoyed it for 8 minutes.)

CROW: Hours later, Blake gave her something else to like for TEN whole minutes…

(But suddenly, the ground started to shake. It was Bob!)

MIKE: GLITCH! RANGER CUTTER MODE

TO BE CONTINUED

[Dr. R.K.Z]

THE MISTIE OF “FOREVER BLUE” written by Dr. R.K.Z

Part Two: Let’s Morph…and roll credits.

(The blue rangers looked up and saw the evil Bob's spaceship."Ooooooooo", said Justin.)

MIKE: So is Tori enjoying eight minutes with something else now?

("Shut up you moron", said Lucas.)

CROW: YEAH

SERVO: Stick it to him Lucas

(The spaceship soon landed and out came Bob)

MIKE: BOB THE BUILDER

SERVO AND CROW: CAN WE FIX IT?

(He looked like your everyday teenager except he had 3 eyes instead of 2.

"So these are the blue rangers...", he hissed. "This guy looks just like that evil alien in the new video game I just played ", said Ethan.)

SERVO: Ahh, so the C.I.A are imposing the faces of wanted criminals on video games now?

CROW: Coming soon “America’s Most Wanted…KOMBAT”

(Then all of a sudden Bob created an army of warriors that he called the"Bob Jrs")

MIKE: It must be great to create an army of bastard children without the "joy" of childbirth

SERVO: (a little angry) …Or SEX Mike?

MIKE: You’ve got a point

"Try and stop them", screeched Bob. "Are you guys ready"?, asked Billy, prepared to fight. "Let's do it", they all said, except for Justin who was taking pills.)

MIKE: Protection pills?

("It's morphin' time", said Rocky and Billy. ??????.)

MIKE: Is this the right sentence?

CROW: I suit Rangerboard down?

("Justin, it's your turn"!, they all yelled. "Sorry", he said. "Shift into Turbo", he said, now boozed up.)

SERVO: So he really should be saying “Shizzt into Tur…(collapses to the floor)

"Let's rocket", T.J. said. "Go Galactic", Kai said."Lightspeed Rescue", Chad said. "Time for Time Force", Lucas said. "Wild Access", said Max."Ninja Storm, Ranger Form", said Tori. "Thunder Storm, Ranger Form", said Blake. "Dino Thunder, Power Up", said Ethan. "Let's do it", they all said.)

MIKE: Annnnnnnnnnnnd?

CROW: Wait; is this the end of the chapter?

SERVO: Maybe the sponsors finally ran out of money

CROW: Who would sponsor THIS fanfic?

MIKE: P.B.S


TO BE CONTINUED

[Splush]

How can you Mistie a fic that is a joke fic in the first place? :confused:

[y3k]

How can you Mistie a fic that is a joke fic in the first place? :confused:

Exactly what I was thinking

BTW: Loved the Reboot reference at the begining

[Dr. R.K.Z]

Exactly what I was thinking


It was a joke fic? :rolleyes:

The guy seemed genually trying to make it serious, look in the original thread.

Ahhh well, if it turns out it was a joke, I'll mistie Packfan6's new fanfic, they always give me a good laugh

[y3k]

It was a joke fic? :rolleyes:

The guy seemed genually trying to make it serious, look in the original thread.

Meh, it was funny. I just consitered it a joke. Any fic with a villian named "Bob" can't be taken seriusly. After his 1st post though...it just got redundent

[packfan6]

Considers misting RKZ's MST of Forever Blue.

[Dr. R.K.Z]

Considers misting RKZ's MST of Forever Blue.

Pfft, I don't give a damn, you can't even produce a good P.R fanfic period, the only people who support you are clueless noobs, not the veterans, we save our reviews for Arron's work, he's the finest author on these forums at the moment

There's a reason Impy found your work pathetic enough to give it the MST3K treatment, and you'll undoubtedly prove me and Impy right again with Countdown to Destruction 2.

Stick to your "Fanfic of the Month" collum, it's the only thing you don't screw up, stop trying to make yourself look like a big fish here, you're not, you're just some sad author who thinks a few typo-ridden positive reviews with no objective opinions makes you a success.

[ModrnEerie]

Okay children...

[Dr. R.K.Z]

Okay children...


HEY CHEF :)

[the_purple_stranger]

Okay children...
I second that. Play nice. I didn't like the Forever Blue either. And it couldn't be taken serious because of the character's occupations, and the mention of drug pushers and abject disregard for the characters. (just my opinion.)

[Dr. R.K.Z]

THE MISTIE OF “FOREVER BLUE” WRITTEN BY DR. R.KZ

Chapter Three: With Apologises To Lopez...

( all the rangers were morphed and they all began to fight the Bob Jrs.)

MIKE: Beating up on little children, the shame of it all

(But Justin, still boozed up, took off his helmet and began to french the Bob Jrs."But Miss Lopez, we're in public", he moaned.)

CROW: (imitating Lopez): Oh don’t worry Justin, I’m still-I’m still Jenny from the block

("What a moron", said Lucas again.)

SERVO: …To the author

( Billy, filled with rage (and embarssment) went straight to the evil Bob.)

MIKE: And complained about the poor morale of the office

("Get away from me fu**er", said Bob.)

SERVO: Woah, Justin is in horny mood, and dammit so is Mr. Yost

("Burn in hell" !, yelled Billy.)

MIKE: Guess he does’nt take rejection very well

(But Billy tripped over Justin's helmet and broke his nose "I'm going to kill you JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!", he yelled and moaned at the same time.)

MIKE: I’d hate to see what Justin is doing to him now in that state

CROW: For eight full minutes?

(Chad was now pissed off like hell so he initiated his mega battle. So he fired at Bob with all his might.)

MIKE: So he tried avoiding Billy moaning at Justin, so he avoided Justin moaning with Billy for all the wrong reasons


(But Bob remained unharmed. "What do I look like, a house on fire?", Bob said.)

SERVO: Well technically you hav’nt really been described that well, so it’s up for grabs

(But right behind him, 4 Bob Jrs. pushed him off a cliff. "Burn in hell, Bob!!", he yelled, with a broken back. "2 down, 9 to go ", he sneered.)


MIKE: WHICH one did they throw off the cliff exactly?

SERVO: And when did he have eleven backs, two of which he has eliminated?

TO BE CONTINUED

[BillysGirl]

ROTFLMFAO!!!!! Now THIS was just CLASSIC and BRILLIANT!!! :005: :eusa_clap :023:

[Splush]

Pfft, I don't give a damn, you can't even produce a good P.R fanfic period, the only people who support you are clueless noobs, not the veterans, we save our reviews for Arron's work, he's the finest author on these forums at the moment

There's a reason Impy found your work pathetic enough to give it the MST3K treatment, and you'll undoubtedly prove me and Impy right again with Countdown to Destruction 2.

Stick to your "Fanfic of the Month" collum, it's the only thing you don't screw up, stop trying to make yourself look like a big fish here, you're not, you're just some sad author who thinks a few typo-ridden positive reviews with no objective opinions makes you a success.

Arron is a very good writer but I wouldn't say he is the best on he board, but that’s my opinion...which no one cares for.

[Dr. R.K.Z]

Arron is a very good writer but I wouldn't say he is the best on he board.

Neither would I, but he's the finest we have at the MOMENT.

Not a lot of people here treat the fanfic section seriously, most P.R Fanfic writers like to host their fanfics (like Solar X, Tribulation Force, and Hidden War) on thier own websites.

The last great fanfic we got here was "Forever Red: The Novel", not a lot is going to top that

[Splush]

Neither would I, but he's the finest we have at the MOMENT.

Not a lot of people here treat the fanfic section seriously, most P.R Fanfic writers like to host their fanfics (like Solar X, Tribulation Force, and Hidden War) on thier own websites.

The last great fanfic we got here was "Forever Red: The Novel", not a lot is going to top that


FR is awsome...I think alot of people on this board would be alot better writers (Including me) if they weren't so lazy and put a little more commitment into their fics.

[y3k]

I put alot of commitment into my fics....its just I still suck at them and no one reads them

[ModrnEerie]

FR is awsome...I think alot of people on this board would be alot better writers (Including me) if they weren't so lazy and put a little more commitment into their fics.
Where the hell do you come off? Okay I've been in nice mode for the past two days but you, sir, spoiled it. You're telling me that I'm lazy and am not committed to my fic? A certain fanfic that has been up for over four years? One that I plan out thoroughly, take time to draw each and every ranger, zord, arsenal, and ranger that appears? A certain fanfic that I've written literally five episodes a day for the past two weeks to make sure every episode is added on schedule? You've no write to judge fanfic writers on how "lazy" or how "committed" they are....fucking punk.

[Dr. R.K.Z]

"Forever Red: The Novel" might be excellent, but that does'nt mean other fanfics are any less good, some have come close to surpassing it, who knows?

At this rate however, the amount of crap is sickening, there are exceptions to the rule, but not by much

[y3k]

"Forever Red: The Novel" might be excellent, but that does'nt mean other fanfics are any less good, some have come close to surpassing it, who knows?

At this rate however, the amount of crap is sickening, there are exceptions to the rule, but not by much

*cough* Tasha Oliver *cough*

[ModrnEerie]

*cough* Tasha Oliver *cough*
Don't get me started on her. :p

[y3k]

Seriusly though, some of use would probably get better if we actually got some fucking feedback.

[Dr. R.K.Z]

Seriusly though, some of use would probably get better if we actually got some fucking feedback.

Exactly, all the "great" reviews half of this board gets is "YOU DID GREATZ", no author can improve without getting any constructive reviews.

Readers of these fanfics should try to be more objective, and less determined to kiss the ass of underserving shit

[y3k]

Exactly, all the "great" reviews half of this board gets is "YOU DID GREATZ", no author can improve without getting any constructive reviews.

Readers of these fanfics should try to be more objective, and less determined to kiss the ass of underserving shit


Not only that, but in my case I'm lucky if I even get a person who posts.

[Storm Warrior2]

y2ktm, PM me the links to all of Olympia's chapters. they intrigue me, but i'm lost on what's going on.

[y3k]

y2ktm, PM me the links to all of Olympia's chapters. they intrigue me, but i'm lost on what's going on.

Really? Your not just trying to get me to shut up?

ok....I must warn you, however, the 1st few episodes aren't as good as the last few that I've done.

[Storm Warrior2]

No, dude, i actully wanna read them. I been glancing at the newer ones, but writing, proofing, re-writing, checking, and ending re-writitng of Power Rangers: Zodiac Chronicles finale(airing july 17, alongside Power Rangers; Crystal Stone's explosive finale!) has kept me busy.

[ModrnEerie]

No, dude, i actully wanna read them. I been glancing at the newer ones, but writing, proofing, re-writing, checking, and ending re-writitng of Power Rangers: Zodiac Chronicles finale(airing july 17, alongside Power Rangers; Crystal Stone's explosive finale!) has kept me busy.
Woop woop. :D And we both promise no bloodshed between us on this date. ;)

[Storm Warrior2]

We do? Damn...

[y3k]

*walks in with popcorn bucket*
*hears the promise*
*throws several popcorn on the ground in anger*
Well thats just peachy!
*storms out*

[ModrnEerie]

We do? Damn...
Suuuuurrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee.


*hides boxcutter*

Heh heh. :D