The Timespoof Quintology

[MingyMingyJongo]

Yes, I did promise I would lay Timespoof to rest. But I did say unless I could put together Timespoof: Deluxe Edition, featuring author commentary, lost concepts, and other fun stuff. Well... I didn't. However, I got bored today and was in a creative mood. So I quickly (literally... I spent like 15 minutes on it) put together a fifth, and final, chapter in the Timespoof legacy. This is easily the shortest of the series and probably the worst. But whatever.

I now present to you all of The Timespoof Quintology, in the complete form. I did edit them somewhat, including taking out a whole scene in Timespoof I, because I found them unfunny and demeaning to Timespoof. Sorry to offend anyone.

Perhaps tomorrow or later today I'll put together some special features (lost concepts, the original Timespoof shorts... you RangerBoard vets might remember them). We shall see.

I doubt anyone will read this. But whatever. I can now finally put some closure to this series with Timespoof V... the series is officially complete.

Enjoy (gonna reply to this with the series, so each "episode" has it's own post).

[MingyMingyJongo]

Author Introduction: These Introductions would be longer had I actually done that Timespoof: Deluxe Edition thing. Whatever. This is the very first in what I thought would be a very long series of fanfics. Sadly it only last 5 times, with quite a long time in between. I like looking back on the first few to see some weird things I did... like that little countdown before each sign. Well... here you go.

Timespoof I
Trip's Invention Fiasco

Gluto: Welcome to the first installment in Timespoof. This is, quite obviously, a parody of Timeforce. I, Gluto, the most unused character of the show-

*Gluto wipes tear from his eye*

Gluto:-am hosting to get revenge on those TimeForce stars. This'll show them. They'll look as bad as I do! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha-

Cameraman: Uh, Gluto, the show…

Gluto: Oh, yes right, of course. Anyway I put together 2 scenes today, not to mention a profile for a lost 6th Ranger. In the 2 first scenes Trip is having problems thinking of weapons for the team. What lengths will Trip go to, to be appreciated still? Well Trip, I feel your pain.

Cameraman: That isn't the line.

Gluto: The heck it ain't.

Cameraman: Uh...

Gluto: FINE! I'll start again. What lengths will he have to go to, to be appreciated still? Well let's find out. This first scene takes place in the Clock Tower. Trip and Circuit are the only ones in the room while Trip ponders. Roll it!

*screen blackens*

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*scene starts*

Trip: How about I make something that's very hot, produces light, is energy, and is orangey.
Circuit: Sorry Trip, already been invented… actually discovered. Well anyway it's called fire.

Trip: Dumb guys always beating me to things. Okay I have an idea. Circuit, get me a sandwich, my tool case, my picture of Jen, my "How to Pretend to Be an Alien from a Planet that Doesn't Really Exist" kit and my thinking cap. It's gonna be a long night.

Circuit: Um, okay Trip.

*Circuit gets items*

Trip: Thank you. Now go, I have to work in peace.

Circuit: Okay Trip, but be careful. I'm gonna go make prank phone-calls to Captain Logan again. Bye.

Trip: Okay, let's go.

*several hours pass*

*Circuit enters the room*

Circuit: Trip, are you done-

*Trip is dancing in a disco suit with a green Afro wig on*

Trip: Uh... I guess my… uh… hypno-beam to make mutants dance disco really worked.

Circuit: Have you been loitering?

Trip: No, no, no. Working, I've been working.

Circuit: What are those papers?

Trip: Blueprints. Yeah, that's it, top secret blueprints don't look.

Circuit: The… Official Rulebook to Discoball?

Trip: Um...

Circuit: Trip I'm gonna take all your stuff away except your tool box. You’d better come up with something.

Trip: What are you, my mom?

Circuit: No, I'm your Cybernetic Super System 10,000 with built in hyper chips to scan the surface of-

Trip: Okay, I'll work, I'll work.

Circuit: Fine. Now, I'll come to check on you in an hour, so good luck.

Trip: Okay.
*1 hour later Circuit comes in*

Circuit: Did you make something?

Trip: Yes.

Circuit: What is it?

Trip: For all those mutants that are really strong...

Circuit: Yes?

Trip: I made this!

*Trip takes out wooden stick with lots of metal stuff glued on*

Circuit: ...

Trip: It's a “metal stick.” You beat it against the mutants and make their head hurt.

Circuit: You spent an hour making that?

Trip: Well I also made this...

*Trip takes out socks with two socks sewn to the tips and a pink button and strings by the button on the crease, and blue buttons above that*

Trip: It's a Sock Bunny.

Circuit: Trip, only an idiot would want to use a ”metal stick.”

*Wes comes in*

Wes: Cool stick. You could really hit some mutants with this. Thanks Trip.

Circuit: Point proven.

*screen fades to black*

*screen fades back to Gluto*

Gluto: Ha, ha, ha, ha. I showed those rangers. Well anyway we've got another scene coming up next. This time the rangers get in battle with a mutant named Snatchercon. They're... oh I'll let you see for yourself. Roll it!

*screen fades to black*

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*scene starts*

Jen: Yo, Snatchercon. Come and get us.

Frax (in the distance): Oh poor little rangers. With Snatchercon stealing your powers it'll be up to Trip's weapons to save you. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Snatchercon: Now you rangers, Ransik sent me-

*Frax jumps out*

Frax: FRAX! FRAX! The name is Frax! I sent you! NOT RANSIK! Frax!

Snatchercon: Like I would obey a robot.

Frax: Oh, why do my evil plans never work?

Snatchercon: Anyway I'm here to do this…

*Snatchercon sucks the ranger’s powers*

Snatchercon: Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Lucas: Oh no, what can we do?

Trip: Don't worry guys. Here, take a “metal stick.” Attack!

Snatchercon: Oh, come on now. You can't be serious.

Trip: Alright guys , get out your applings. You know those apples on springs. Yeah. This'll distract him and while he's eating we'll-

*Snatchercon eats all 5 apples while Trip continues to talk*

*Eric shows up*

Eric: You know, maybe I should help you.

Wes: Eric!

Eric: Maybe I shouldn't.

*Eric leaves*

Trip: Oh I don't know what to do. How about you use your blinghts? You know those lights that are so strong they blind you momentarily.

Snatchercon: Oh, come on now. Ow... it-is-so-light. What-will-I-do? Sunglasses!

*Sunglasses pop up on Snatcheron’s head*

Trip: Oh man! Mr. Rabbitems, what do I do?

*Trip takes out the sock bunny*

Snatchercon: Huh! I don't believe it! A sock bunny! I love those! Aw....

Jen: Guys attack!

*the rangers attack and defeat the distracted Snatchercon*

Frax: Oh, why do my evil plans never work? If it was any other mutant but me-

*Ransik pops up from nowhere*

Ransik: You're a robot.

Frax: Oh, master Ransik.

Ransik: Stupid robot!

*Ransik starts kicking Frax*

Frax: Ugh, here we go again.

*screen fades to black*

*Gluto is shown again*

Gluto: Well, well, now who's the idiotic one, huh? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Well I want to show you something very special now. It's a 6th Ranger parody. Yup, this 6th Ranger never quite made it. Here it goes:

Ranger- Black Timeforce Ranger

Identity- Jim "The Bat" Nolights

Story- Jim always wanted a challenge so he'd always read in the dark and see how much he got right. One day Jim read about a Timeforce morpher hidden in a far away cave. He got it, but stayed in the cave where it was nice and dark. It turned out the morpher turned into a Dark Morpher, forming the Black Ranger.

Reason Why He Never Made It- Jim, always wanting a challenge would fight in the dark. Well actually he read so much in the dark he stayed in the dark all the time. This blinded the other rangers.

Gluto: Yup, good ol' Jim. I even prepared a scene with Jim in it. Roll it.

*screen turns black*

*scene starts*

Jen: Come on everyone! Let’s go! There’s a mutant attack!

Kaite: Shhhhh! You'll wake Jim.

Jen in a whispery voice: Oh, sorry, come on everyone.

*The team goes to battle Nightacon*

Jen: Meet doom, Nightacon. You're only special ability is that you can see in the dark. It won't help you now.

Jim: Wait guys! You forgot me! Darkasaurus-Rex, arise! Darkasaurus-Rex, attack!

Trip: Ah, shoot. This time we almost started to begin to battle! We might've won.

Nightacon: Yes! Ransik said I was useless, but I was right! Yes!

*A voice says Frax*

Nightacon: Huh?

*Frax pops out*

Frax: FRAX! My name is Frax!

Jen: Tsssssst. Like he'd work for a robot.

Frax: ARGGGGHHHHH!

*screen fades to black*

*goes back to Gluto*

Gluto: Well I believe it’s time for me to say goodbye! I have to get outta here before those "TF stars" see this.

Wes: Too late.

Gluto: Oops.

[MingyMingyJongo]

Author Introduction: Timespoof II... I think it's arguably my favorite in the series. Not so much because fo Scene 1 or the 6th Ranger skit, but because of Scene 2 and that little mini-scene I added at the end. There was a mini-scene in Timespoof I too but I edited it out for being terribly unfunny. Not that the series was much of a ROFLMAO anyway. The plot for this one was remotely based on a Futurama episode I had in the background while thinking of ideas (the one with the brains invading and making everyone stupid). Enjoy.

Timespoof II
The Dumbening

Gluto: How are you, everybody? I’m Gluto, the host with the most! You know, the show Power Rangers: Timeforce is very popular. However, I feel I’m no help. All the other stars are so much more appreciated. So now it’s time for my revenge! Today I put together 2 main scenes, a “lost” 6th ranger skit, and a mini-scene to make fun of those “important” characters. Well, I’ll show them, because one day, after I make them look bad, they’ll be sorry. Cause soon I’ll be the star. It’ll turn into “The Gluto Show”. Everyone will love me and then I’ll take over the world and-

Cameraman: Uh, Gluto, you’re getting off track.

Gluto: That’s it camera-boy, you’re going down.

*Gluto starts wrestling Cameraman*

Voice in background: We are having technical difficulties, please stand by.

*Screen turns black*

*Gluto appears again, with cast on and a black eye*

Gluto: Ugh, well anyway, today’s main 2 scenes will focus on Brainacon, a mutant who- well you’ll find out for yourself. Our scene starts at the Clock Tower, where the group is hanging out. Roll it!

*Screen turns to black*

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*Scene starts*

Wes: Hey, guys, do you think I can stick 2 fries up my nose.

Katie: Uh, okay Wes, you do that.

*Circuit flies in*

Circuit: Rangers, a mutant’s attacking the city.

Jen: Let’s go.

Wes: Uh, I’ll catch up.

*Jen, Lucas, Katie, and Trip go into the city followed by Wes*

*Frax, Brainacon, and Nadira are waiting there destroying the city*

Brainacon: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha-

Frax: Stop it you, you’re here to attack!

Brainacon: Oh yes, of course.

Nadira: ROBOT! Are you sure this mutant can eat smart-ness?

Frax: Yes Mistress Nadira, of course. He devours it.

Jen: What did you say?

Brainacon: Allow me to show you….

Katie: You can’t beat us! We’re impossible to beat because we’re the Power Rangers! Or something.

Brainacon: Well, if impossible means easy, I totally agree with you! Prepare to be dumbified.

Frax: Is that even a word?

Brainacon and Nadira: Shut up robot!

*Brainacon and Nadira look at each other*

Nadira: We have so much in common.

Brainacon: May I ask you a question?

*Brainacon gets down on his knees*

*Brainacon takes out a small box*

*Nadira gasps*

Brainacon: Nadira?

Nadira: Yes, Brainacon?

Brainacon: What is that thing above your eyebrow?

Nadira: I do- hey, wait a second. Ugh! I’m going home to my daddy!

Brainacon: Oh, I was gonna ask her if she liked my box too. Do you like it?

Frax: WILL YOU JUST EAT THEIR SMART-NESS ALREADY!

Brainacon: Oh yeah. Well rangers, say good-bye to your smart thoughts!

*Brainacon sucks out their thoughts*

Jen: Hey, that no nice.

Lucas: Yeah, you is mean.

Wes: Wow I feel normal.

Frax: It worked!

Trip while pointing at Wes: Ha, ha, you’re wearing costume!

*all the rangers laugh stupidly*

*Circuit flies in*

Circuit: Oh no! There’s only one ranger left.

*Eric is shown*

Eric: And what do I get out of this again?

Circuit: A pat on the back?

Eric: Sorry, bird brain, I’m not getting your replacement beak from behind the couch.

Circuit: Fine. How about rescuing the power rangers?

*Eric thinks*

Eric’s evil side: Ha, ha by rescuing the rangers everyone will think you’re the best.

Eric’s good side: No, Eric. Rescue the ranger’s for the right reason, to be a nice guy.

Eric’s dumb side: Duh….

Eric’s brain: Just go with the majority will ya? I’m busy right now. You do know that being a brain is really hard.

Eric: Okay! I’ll save them!

Circuit: Thanks Eric. Now be careful, Brainacon is pretty deceiving.

Eric: I got ya!

*Eric walks to city and bumps into Brainacon*

Brainacon: Ha, ha.

*Brainacon eats Eric’s smart-ness*

Eric: I’m gonna be nice and give out flowers to all the little kids and lick lollipops.

Eric’s brain: You’re dumb, you not a freak.

Eric: Good point. I is dumb, I is dumb, I is dumb.

*Eric grab’s a bluebird from a tree and puts it in front of his face*

Eric: Hey, look, I is Circuit, Time Fliers online! Ha, ha, ha. CONTACT CAPTAIN LOGAN! Wheeeeee.

*screen shows Timeforce office in 3000*

Timeforce officer: Captain Logan, there’s a message from Circuit coming through.

Captain Logan: I hate trainees.

*screen fades to black*

*Gluto appears again*

Gluto: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. It’s so funny- ha, ha, ha, ha-

Cameraman: Uh Gluto-

Gluto: You want another round buddy?

Cameraman: S-s-sorry, Mr. Gluto.

Gluto: Well, those rangers sure do crack me up. Okay, let’s see, coming up next is a scene taking place in the Cryo-Prison. It’s actually one of my favorite scenes ever. Well, not really, but I sure make my buddies look bad. It brings me back to the time when-

Girl in Audience: Mr. Gluto, how do you get the people on Timeforce to act out your skits?

Gluto: Uh… well what are you waiting for people? Roll it!

Girl in Audience: But-

*screen fades to black*

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*scene begins*

*Frax and Nadira are in the Cryo Prison*

Nadira: I hate that Brainacon. He’s so dumb.

Frax: How can he be dumb if he eats smart-ness?

Nadira: Well he must not do it right!

*Brainacon enters room*

Nadira: Humph!

*Nadira leaves room*

Brainacon: Hey, hey, Frax. I ate all the rangers smart-ness. Did I do well?

Frax: Yes, excellent.

Brainacon: Yo, your name is Frax? I thought you were Ransik. I wouldn’t talk to a robot.

Frax: Ransik’s here?

Ransik in the shadows: Boo!

Frax: Oh, Master Ransik. How are you?

*cuts to Nadira in X-Vault*

Nadira: UGH! I hate that robot. I hate him so much! Well I’m gonna get him AND that dumb mutant. I’ll use a mutant from this vault that has just as useless monsters from the other rooms, but sound like they’re tougher! Ha, ha, ha, ha.

*Nadira takes out and unfreezes Puppetcon*

Nadira: You’re just the mutant I need. I-

Puppetcon: I know, I know, you want me to make the rangers destroy themselves. Yes, I control them like a puppet master. So when do I attack the rangers?

Nadira: You fool! You’re not here to destroy the rangers. I want you to make a mutant of mine eat smart-ness from everyone in the room including him. Anyway, how could you, battle the power rangers?

Puppetcon: Sigh. That’s what they all say. But a job is a job.

Nadira: Good, the room is that way.

*Puppetcon enters the room with Frax, Ransik, and Brainacon inside*

Puppet: Here goes nothing!

*Puppetcon makes Brainacon eat the smart-ness out of everyone*

Brainacon: Duh….

*Nadira enters the room*

Nadira: AHH! Daddy! What have they done to you?

Puppetcon: I did what you said.

Nadira pointing to Ransik: But HE wasn’t supposed to be dumbened.

Puppetcon: Oops.

Nadira: AH! Oh daddy, are you really… dumb?

Ransik: Hey, let’s all go and play Power Rangers.

Nadira: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Frax: Hey, this boring, let’s go play with those action figures.

Nadira: No, those are mutants, you can’t-

Brainacon: Ha, ha, this fun!

Ransik: Hey guys! Look at that pink haired girl.

Nadira: Oh, daddy!

Ransik: You’re a daddy? Hey guys! Pink haired girl says she daddy!

Frax: Ooooooooo.

Brainacon: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

Nadira: What am I going to do?

Puppetcon: Well… I can make them act smart.

Nadira: Hey that’s such a good idea… it just might fail!

Puppetcon: Alas, I shall-

Nadira: Shut up! Let me think! Ah yes. I shall simply destroy the mutant.

Puppetcon: But I thought he was your father.

Nadira: You smell.

Puppetcon: Hey, now-

*Puppetcon smells himself*

Puppetcon: Oops, never mind. But sill isn’t the mutant your father?

Nadira: I was talking about the other mutant.

Puppetcon: Me?

Nadira: I wish, but wrong again. I need to destroy the Brainacon one.

Puppetcon: But there has to be another way. Can’t you just live with them?

Ransik: Look guys! I rock star!

*Ransik pretends to be using a guitar*

Ransik: NAR, NAR, NAR, and EOOOOW!

Nadira: You’re kidding me, right?

Puppetcon: But then the rangers will be smart again.

Nadira: Oh yeah. I am so sorry. You are right- oh wait a minute, I just remembered something, I DON’T CARE! MONEY!

Puppetcon: Oh, sorry Mistress Madira.

Nadira: Please, don’t tell me you said Madira.

Puppetcon: Um….

Nadira: Now you shall die.

Ransik: Hey, look! It’s like that movie star on TV. What is it? Oh yeah, her name was Jackie Chan.

Frax: I thought it was a he.

Ransik: Her name is “Jackie”.

Frax: Wow, Ransik, you real smart.

Ransik: Yeah, I guess I am.

*screen fades to black*

*Gluto appears again*

Gluto: WHAT THE HECK DO I PAY THOSE WRITERS FOR? WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?

Cameraman: Please, don’t hurt me… but you write the scenes and there are no writers.

Gluto: Then… who am I paying?

Cameraman: Ask the guy who makes the bills. He happens to have a lot of money.

Bill Gates the Biller: Uh… gotta run.

Gluto: URGH! Well, anyway-

Nadira: THERE HE IS! GET HIM YOU ROBOTS! He’s the one who made Daddy and I look like fools.

Gluto: AH!

*Cyclobots attack Gluto*

Nadira: I’m running this show now. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Let’s see, ah yes, here is a 6th Ranger special. This 6th Ranger sadly never made it. Now the one planned is boring so I’m gonna spice it up a little bit. Ha, ha, ha, ha!

*Nadira fiddles around*

Nadira: There! Now let’s see this ranger. Ha, ha! Here it is:

Ranger- Nadira Timeforce Ranger

Identity- Nadira

Story- Nadira got bored one day, and made her Daddy get her a chrono morpher. Of course, Ransik was seriously wounded in the battle, but Nadira was happy so Ransik was too. Nadira made the chrono morpher make her the Nadira Ranger.

Reason Why Never Made It- Nadira’s a brat.

Nadira: WHAT? I never put in me not making it! And I’m not a brat! WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?

Gluto: You really thought those Cyclobots would stop Lord Gluto?

Nadira: Lord? You’re lucky I have to complain my Daddy now or you’d be in trouble! HMPH!

*Nadira leaves*

Gluto: Okay, now that that’s over with, let’s get to the real 6th Ranger. Now I-

Cameraman: There’s not enough time.

Gluto: Ugh. You always have to get in the way don’t you? Fine, you’re lucky I prepared a scene with the Nadira ranger. You’re ever so lucky. It begins in the clock tower. The 5 “real” rangers are sitting around. Roll it….

*screen fades to black*

*scene begins*

Jen: Okay, say Ransik destroys everything in the entire world. All that’s left are you and Lucas. Do you-

Trip: Why do you girls always do that “end of the world thing” and ask if they’d go out with the person then?

Jen: We’re not. I was asking Katie how she would take over the planet and make Lucas her slave.

Katie: I still say throwing him around till he’s dizzy would work.

*Circuit enters the room*

Cirucit: Rangers! Ransik is attacking the city! Hurry!

Jen: Let’s go!

*Jen, Lucas, Trip, Katie, and Wes run to city*

Ransik: Well, hello Power Rangers. I think it’s time for me too- AHH! FRAX! I NEED MY SERUM!

Frax: Here you go, Master Ransik.

*Frax hands Ransik the serum*

Frax in mumbled voice: One day I’ll get you, one day.

Ransik: Ah, thank you. Now- AHH! SERUM!

Frax: Here you go!

Frax in mumbled voice: How on Earth do I defeat him though?

Ransik: Now let’s get you destroyed!

Nadira Ranger: Not so fast, Daddy! You’re not defeating them! You didn’t get me my puppy!

Ransik: Oh, but honey.

Nadira Ranger: It’s either puppy, or lights out.

Ransik: But I-

*Nadira Ranger nearly defeats Ransik*

Ransik: Fine I’ll get you your stupid dog.

Nadira Ranger: And what are you rangers looking at! I want a pony! I want money! I want money! I WANT MORE MONEY! And you! Yes you, green-hair! Make me some tea!

Trip: Okay, Nadira.

Jen: Well, this is bad.

Wes: Hey guys look, I can balance a pencil on my nose. Ha, ha, ha.

*screen fades to black*

*Gluto appears again*

Gluto: Well, sadly, the show is almost over. But we have one more something left for you. It’s a mini-scene! I call it the “Random Act of Parody.” It begins at the clock tower. Roll it!

*screen fades to black*

Jen: Okay, people, we have a job.

Lucas: COOL! Does it involve a lady?

Jen: No.

Trip: A computer?

Jen: No.

Katie: Something heavy?

Jen: Nope.

Wes: French fries?

Jen: Nope. There’s a house down the street that has ghosts or something.

Katie: I saw a ghost once.

Wes: SURE you did Katie, SURE you did.

Jen: Everybody ready?

Wes: You’re pretty!

Jen: Then let’s go!

Narrator: When the lights are low.

And the ghosts wear bows.

Who ya gonna call?

GHOST-FORCE! YEAH!

*Jen, Lucas, Trip, Katie and Wes enter building*

Jen: AHH! Look, someone’s been drinking redrum! That can’t be healthy.

Lucas: YUCK!

Wes: Uh…

Narrator: When the ghosts are mean!

And are really keen.

Who ya gonna call?

GHOST-FORCE! YEAH!

Ghost: BOO!

Katie: The doctor said I might need glasses. Oh, hi little doggie!

Ghost: Grrrrrr.

Katie: Oh, there’s no need to growl.

Narrator: When the Ghost-Force is dumb

And they think it’s all fun!

Who ya gonna call?

GHOSTBUSTERS!

Who ya gonna call?

NOT GHOST-FORCE!

Who ya gonna call?

NOT GHOST-FORCE!

*screen fades to black*

*Gluto appears again*

Gluto: Well people. I better go, as I have a rematch with the cameraman, a lawsuit against Bill Gates, and those TF stars will be pouring in like crazy.

Jen: Timeforce! You’re under arrest!

Gluto: Uh… too late! Gotta go!

Nadira: GET BACK HERE!

Gluto: Buh-bye!

[MingyMingyJongo]

Author Introduction: I believe this to be the worst in the series. Actually, I don't remember. Honestly, I didn't edit these at all like I said I did. Well I did, but months ago for that deluxe edition I was planning. But I do think it was dumb I used Alex as host instead of Gluto, and the plot is kinda stupid. I'd also like to add in that for each Timespoof there's an introduction by the host. Which is kinda weird since I never consciously thought "don't forget to introduce the plot of the series." It just happened that way. With the exception of Timespoof V where I just copied the intro from Timespoof IV. Whoops! And finally, I just glimpsed over it before posting and there's a mini-scene at the end of this one. Woah!

Timespoof III
Katie's Hobby
Alex: Ah, greetings people of the year 2001. As much as I despise the year, I must telecast this to you. I am Timeforce Commander Alex, and there is an injustice going on. My old friends were some nice Timeforce officers. We were all friends- until they thought I was dead. They abandoned me in 3000. Than when I came to HELP them I was treated poorly. Now, you think that would be enough wouldn’t you? Nope, it wasn’t. They disobeyed my orders, and the law, by not getting a memory adaptation. And than, my lovely to-be-wife gave back my ring. ARGGHH, those officers screwed up my life! Now it’s revenge time. Today I have arranged several scenes- that you DIDN’T see- to show their ignorance.

Cameraman: This guy is nothing compared to Gluto.

Alex: DROP AND GIVE ME 20 FOR THAT REMARK!

Cameraman: But-

Alex: Do ya wanna to make it 30?

Cameraman: 30 what?

Alex: That’s it! 50, now!

Cameraman: 50 what?

Alex: Oh, I’ll deal with you later. However, you will pay. Anyway, our scene begins with the rangers at the clock tower. Computer, find the file containing the info. Now roll it!

Computer: Now launching TimeSpoof: Episode 3: Scene 1 in…

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*Screen turns black*

*Scene starts*

Wes: La, la, la, hey, hey, hey, I smell.

Jen: We all know, Wes.

Katie: Hey guys look what I found today at a local shop thingy. It’s a Meanie Baby.

Trip: Don’t you mean Beanie Baby.

Katie: Yeah, whatever. Anyway it only cost like $500. I think I’m gonna start a collection. What do you think?

Trip: I’d say it was if the square root of 5 is 12.

*Group looks dumbfounded*

Trip: …It isn’t. Anyway, I think it’s a bad idea.

Wes: I think I’m hungry.

Lucas: Katie, don’t let brainiac over there spoil your plans.

Wes: Wow, someone called me a brainiac.

Lucas: Not you, genius.

Wes: I’M A GENIUS! HOOOORAY!

*Wes runs out of door*

Jen: I chased after him last time, it’s someone else’s turn.

Katie: I think I should start collecting Beanie Babies. You guys should find hobbies too. It’s too boring nowadays to not do anything.

Circuit: How is this “nowadays” if it’s the past? And how exactly is saving the world not anything?

*Group ignores Circuit*

Katie: Well, I’m gonna go out and buy more Beanie Babies!

Trip: Wait didn’t you say that you spent $500 on that? That’s all your money. You don’t have any left.

Katie: Good point. I think I’m going to trade…

*Katie runs out*

*2 hours later Katie comes back*

Katie: I traded! Wow, this hobby is fun!

Lucas: What did you trade for?

Katie: It’s some weird Beanie Baby. I think the guy said it was worth 5 cents.

Jen: YOU TRADED A $500 BEANIE BABY FOR A 5 CENT ONE?

Katie: But look how cute he is!

*Trip examines the Beanie Baby*

Trip: Uh, Katie, I think this one’s a fake.

Katie: Why would you say that?

Trip: Well, there’s no Beanie called Karen the Krispey Kreme, Beanie is spelt “M-I-N-G-Y,” and it seems to be made out of fruit.

Katie: So…? It’s edible…?

Trip: It’s probably worth 1 cent instead of 5.

Katie: Wow. Okay, I’m going out to buy some more Beanies.

Trip: Try buying some real ones this time.

Jen: You still don’t have any money!

Katie: Oh yeah…

*Katie notices Wes is still gone… and left his wallet*

Katie: But Wes does…

*Katie takes wallet*

*1 day later Katie comes back*

Katie: I just got out of jail. It seems Wes had Monopoly money in his wallet.

Wes: Good, ol’ Monopoly…

Katie: The cashier didn’t take it so lightly. I was arrested.

Lucas: Oh well.

Katie: But at least I have my Beanie Baby!

Trip: But it was a fake…

Katie: Like I said, at least I have my Beanie Baby!

*Trip sighs*

*Scene ends- goes back to Alex*

Alex: Katie is so dumb! Ha, ha. She’s stupid.

Computer: Did you just laugh?

Alex: DID YOU JUST SAY SOMETHING NON-COMPUTER LIKE!?

*Computer shuts up*

Alex: You know, if Katie were here right now I’d make her do 20 sit-ups. Oh man, now I’m in the mood for sit-ups. CAMERAMAN!

Cameraman: I’m already on the floor.

Alex: Good job. You earned yourself 10 more sit-ups. Start now.

Cameraman: But I already started. I did 15 already.

Alex: Did I tell you that you could start?

Cameraman: No, but…

Alex: If if’s and but’s were candy and nuts than all would have a merry Christmas. Now give me 40 sit-ups.

Cameraman: You said 30.

Alex: I said give me 50 sit-ups.

*Cameraman starts sit-ups*

Alex: Good. Anyway, our next scene starts in the city. A mutant attacks. Will Katie’s hobby interfere with the mission? Well, obviously, otherwise we wouldn’t be showing this scene. You are pathetic for not knowing that. I’d take over as red ranger, if you were a red ranger or the woman I just proposed to, who also loves the red ranger, which I’d abolish. And-

Cameraman: You’re getting off track again.

Alex: Okay that’s it. You and me right now, let’s go. While I take care of him, please mock these idiotic officers. Computer, roll it!

Computer: Launching TimeSpoof Episode 3: Scene 2 in…

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*Screen turns black*

*Scene starts*

Frax: Finally, humans and mutants will pay! Now, my X-Vault mutant, Comedicon, will stop the Power Rangers. It will stop the humans, and cause Ransik, a mutant, to bow down to me, a robot. Ha, ha, ha!

Comedicon: Were you laughing at me?

Frax: A mutant- funny? Now THAT’S funny.

Comedicon: A robot- taking over mutants and humans? To me, that’s even funnier.

Frax: Call it even?

Comedicon: Kay.

*Rangers arrive*

Wes: Slimeforce! You’re under arrest!

Jen: It’s Timeforce, Wes.

Wes: Whatever! Oh wait, Frax sent down this mutant.

Frax: ARGH! What is so funny about me wanting to take over?

Trip: Besides the fact you always fail, your schemes are crazy, you ARE crazy, you-

Frax: Comedicon- attack!

Lucas: Hey, where’s Katie?

*Katie calls out*

Katie: Hey guys, you’ll never guess the deal I got on this Beanie Baby. It’s an antique practically- made in 2001!

Jen: Katie- we are IN 2001. It isn’t an antique here.

Katie: OH YEAH! So you think $500.95 was a little too much?

Trip: Isn’t that the same FAKE Beanie, you bought before?

Katie: NO!

*Katie studies the Beanie*

Katie: Oh, wait. Yeah, it is!

Trip: So now you have 2 of the same Beanie?

Katie: Yeah!

*Katie looks around for the identical Beanie*

Katie: Hmm. That’s weird. I can’t find that other one.

Trip: Please, don’t tell me you bought your own Beanie.

Katie: It’s a possibility.

Comedicon: Ha, ha, ha, ha! You guys are hilarious! I wish I could be like you.

Frax: Will you please destroy them!

*Comedicon rolls on floor laughing*

Frax: THEY SHOULD BE LAUGHING- NOT YOU!

Comedicon: But I… made that… fake Beanie… myself….

*Comedicon continues to crack up*

Frax: How come it always seems as if my X-Vault mutants never turn out to be so big and scary.

Comedicon: Ha, ha, ha. Okay. Rangers, you’re going down!

Katie: Does anyone want to buy this from me.

*Comedicon cracks up again*

Comedicon: I will… for a penny! Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Frax: ARGH! Oh just destroy him, and get it over with! You should be called Crazycon or Laughacon, not Comedicon.

Jen: Whatever!

*Rangers capture Comedicon… in a laughing position too*

Frax: One day I will get my revenge, and then-

*Ransik pops up from nowhere*

Ransik: FRAX! You idiot! I knew about Comedicon. He was trying to be a laughing idiot, to BE funny and get the rangers to laugh, and weaken them!

Frax: Oh, no.

Ransik: Oh yes! STUPID ROBOT, YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING! I’m advancing your daily beating to 3 hours today. AHH! MY SERUM!

*Frax takes out serum*

Frax: You know, why should I give this to you?

Ransik: BECAUSE I SAY SO!

Frax: Fair enough.

*Frax gives Ransik the serum*

*Scene ends- goes back to Alex- who has a black eye and a bloody nose*

Alex: Oh those poor, poor idiots. When will they ever learn?

Cameraman: Than why did you send them the Time Shadow all those times?

Alex: Gosh, I hate you. Anyway, for those who don’t know, Eric was not the only 6th Timeforce ranger. There were many before him. I looked through some files today, and found an old, never before seen, 6th Ranger that never made it. Computer, tell these punky people of 2001, about the Indigo Ranger.
Computer:

Ranger Name- Indigo Ranger (AKA Misfit Ranger)

Real Name- Isaac Martin Amissfyt (or, I. M. Amissfyt)

Story- Mr. Amissfyt was always really weird. He wore gray with peach, and had blue hair. He was always a misfit. Then one day, he saved Jen’s life. Jen was very thankful, so she gave him the oddest color power… indigo.

Reason Why Never Made It- He was so odd, the rangers (and mutants) would keep teasing him.

Alex: Thank you computer. I even caught a small glimpse of the Indigo Ranger once. It starts at the clock tower, and then- well, you’ll find out I guess. I REAPEAT, YOU WILL FIND OUT! Computer, roll it.

Computer: Launching TimeSpoo:, Episode 3: 6.R.T.N.M.I. Scene in…

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*Screen blackens*

*Scene starts*

Issac: Wow, Wednesday, the best day of the week!

Jen; Friday is the best day of the week, Issac.

Trip: Saturday would also be acceptable too.

Lucas: Yeah, who likes Wednesdays? YUCK!

*Circuit flies in*

Circuit: Rangers- mutant in the city!

*Rangers go to city*

Rangers: Time for- Timeforce!

*Rangers morph*

Nadira: Ahh, hello silly, little rangers. What a pleasure- NOT! Meat my new (and most favorite) mutant- Fashioncon!

Fashioncon: Mm-hmm. Darling- you in the purplish-blue.

Issac: IT’S INDIGO!

Fashioncon: Mm-hmm, yes, whatever. Anyway, it is a fashion no-no. You should never wear anything with more than 3 syllables.

Issac: But Indigo IS 3 syllables?

Fashion: No-no. It is purplish-blue. That is 4 syllables darling. I mean, it’s just weird.

*Everyone laughs*

Jen: Yeah, it is kind of weird, isn’t it?

Nadira: Ha, ha! If Comedicon were here, he’d be laughing up a storm.

Trip: Now I’ve known Issac for about 3 years and-

Issac: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? You gave me the powers last night!

Jen: Sure, Issac- like we’d believe a misfit like you.

Wes: Ha, ha, ha! You’re… like… um… weird. It’s funny!

Issac: I think your intelligence level is funnier.

Wes: Huh?

*Issac runs away crying*

Fashioncon: No-no. Wait! I love a challenge!

*Fashioncon runs after Issac*

Nadira: And I love you, Fashioncon!

*Nadira runs after Fashioncon*

Lucas: And I love you, Nadira!

*Lucas runs after Nadira*

Katie: And I love you, Lucas!

*Katie runs after Lucas*

Trip: And I love you. Katie!

*Trip runs after Katie*

Wes: And I love you, Trip!

*Wes runs after Trip*

Jen: And I love Alex- who looks like you, Wes!

*Jen runs after Wes*

*Scene ends- back to Alex (who is cracking up)*

Alex: That wacky Patrick!

Cameraman: Who’s Patrick!

Alex: Please shut up before I hurt you badly. Anyway, I’m sad to say the show is almost over. We have time for one more “Random Act of Parody.” It starts in the cryo-prison. Computer, find file: W-25Y1. Thank you. Computer, roll it!

Computer: Now launching TimeSpoof: Episode 3: Random Act of Parody. In…

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Nadira: Frax screwed up again, Daddy!

Frax: How on Earth did I screw up again?

Nadira: You doubt me?

Ransik: You doubt her?

Gluto: You- doubt mutant?

Frax: But- I…

Gluto: Mutants are superior.

Ransik: Robots are inferior.

Nadira: You doubt me?

Frax: I just-

Ransik: You are the worst robot!

Gluto: Your plans always fail!

Nadira: You doubt me?

Frax: Really, the truth is-

Gluto: You think you are better than mutants, when mutants are better than you!

Ransik: You are completely horrible!

Nadira: You doubt me?

Frax: But, I-

Gluto: You got your only claim to some fame- the X Vault- when you were attacked!

Frax: How did you know?

Ransik: You smell!

Nadira: You doubt me?

*Frax rolls over crying*

Frax: I’m pathetic! Oh, ho!

Gluto & Ransik together: And that’s what makes you, you.

Gluto: You don’t think we hurt his feelings, do you?

Ransik: Nah, not in a million years.

Nadira: I think he might, actually, be doubting me.

*Scene ends- returns to Alex*

Alex: Oh, dear. It seems time is up. No more time to make fun of the rangers.

Cameraman: Did you just say “Oh, dear?”

Alex: No more time to yell at, torture, beat up, or mentally demolish the Cameraman. But I’ll be back sometime soon. However, I would like to say that-

*Timeforce officers storm in*

Officer: Time’s up. We need the room for other stuff!

Alex: Like what?

Officer: Nothing much. Usually we hold the Cameraman training here. You’re welcome to stay and help.

Alex: Help- yeah. Well gotta go. See ya!

[MingyMingyJongo]

Author Introduction: I like this one a lot too, not because of the comedy but because of the concept. This was my attempt to bring Timespoof back under the name "The Timespoof Zone." Unfortunately it wasn't nearly as popular as the originals were. But I really did think that this would spark a whole new series. I guess, unofficially, this should be The Timespoof Zone I... but I'll keep it as Timespoof IV for continuity purposes.

Timespoof IV
The Timespoof Zone: The Monkey's Paw

*We open up to a dark room… suddenly a spot light appears singling out a silhouette… which is revealed to Mario*

Mario: IT’S-A ME, MAR−

*Suddenly, another shadowy figure appears and pushes Mario out of the spotlight*

*The shadowy figure steps into the light revealing Gluto in fine suit smoking a cigarette*

Gluto: Wesley Collins was a boy happily content in his own time period. That is, until the Timeforce rangers invaded his life. They were all so happy and yada yada yada… long story short, I WAS LEFT OUT OF THE GOD DAMN MOTHER FU− I mean, they all lived happily ever after. But in today’s special we examine the stuff you didn’t see… it’s a different fanfic not known to n00bs… a vast fic on the border between a humorous post and a fic… between critically acclaimed and laughed at garbage…a fic not of action or drama, but of humor… it is a fanfic I like to call the Timespoof Zone.

*We cut to the Clock Tower, with Wes, Jen, Lucas, Katie, and Trip inside*

Wes: I’ve got 4 6’s! That means I’m choosing to strip…

Jen: Uh… Wes… first off, one of those is a 9, secondly you only have 3 cards, and thirdly one of them is also a card that says “Membership to Al’s Palace of Furniture.”

Wes: Whatever, this game is too damn confusing.

*Circuit flies in with a MONKEY’S PAW*

*Dun, dun, dun!*

Trip: Hey boy… what’s that you’ve got there… a stick… good boy, go fetch!

*Trip takes the paw and throws it out the window*

Circuit: Uh, Trip… I think that was one of those rare, valuable monkey’s paws that give you three wishes… BUT OF COURSE BACKFIRE WITH HORRIBLE, BUT HUMOROUS, CONSEQUE−

*Five rangers jump out window running toward the paw*

*Gluto walks on set*

Gluto: Wes, Jen, Trip, and the rest… a group of seriously dumb rangers that could probably… nah, will definitely harm themselves…

Circuit: Hey, how’d you get in here!?

*Gluto swats Circuit away*

Gluto: With the simple power of three wishes they could literally catapult themselves into disaster… a world of pain and torture.

*Circuit gets out flamethrower*

Circuit: MUTANT, MUTANT!

Gluto: But what these −*dash*− poor souls don’t know is that −*dash*− they are about to enter the −*HIT!*−

Circuit: DIE MUTANT, DIE!

Gluto: OH DEAR GOD IT BURNS!!!

*Gluto jumps out of Clock Tower into lake*

Gluto: Oh sweet Jesu− ahem, they are about to enter... The Timespoof Zone.

*Circuit flies down and begins pecking Gluto’s eyes out*

*Cut to Eric and Mr. Collins chatting outside of clock tower five minutes earlier*

Eric: Wow, what a resplendent day!

Mr. Collins: Resplendent?

Eric: Word-of-the day calendar…

*Monkey’s Paw crashes on ground*

*Eric looks up for rain clouds and stuff, while Mr. Collins reaches for the paw*

Mr. Collins: Hey… isn’t this one of those rare, valuable monkey’s paws that gives you three wishes… BUT OF COURSE BACKFIRE WITH HORRIBLE, BUT HUMOROUS, CONSEQUENCES!

Eric: Ya know… I think it just might. What are you going to wish for?

Mr. Collins: Hmm… I wish−

*The paw glows eerily*

Eric: Oooh… just like a highlighter. OH-EM-JEE! You should wish for a black highlighter! That’d be so cool and−

Mr. Collins: God! I WISH YOU WOULD JUST STOP TALKING AND−

*The paw zaps out of Mr. Collins’ hand and starts spazzing out… Mr. Collins then pokes the paw until it stops, and puts up one of its three fingers*

Mr. Collins: Weird, what do you think Eric? Eric? WHERE ARE YOU!?

*Mr. Collins looks around desperately for Eric*

Mr. Collins: SAY SOMETHING!!! Oh no! Silly me, I made the rather comedic, cheesy, and predictable mistake of accidentally making a wish! Oh woe is me! Well, I suppose the horrible consequence of Eric not talking is he also just disappeared… WITH MY GOD DAMN QUANTUM MORPHER! Oh, no, there it is. Well perhaps the consequence is something different, but I of course can’t think of it. I wish I could think of it because if I could I would be happy. Wow, I sure am talkative today… oh… oh no… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Mr. Collins floors onto floor with tears, as Gluto appears on stage with a gun and an eye patch*

Gluto: Mr. Collins just made someone stop talking, but for the ultimate price… he forgot his password for IGNSider. As he talked rapidly, he began think of his username (TalksARealLot14)… and suddenly he remembered he did not know his password. Of course, some may see the fact Eric is completely gone as a consequence as well, but finally being ridden of his damn annoying presence is quite pleasant. It’s a completed unrelated twist, probably having nothing to do with the paw, from an author who needed a stupid situation to fill up time. Just like the real Twilight Zone. Ha, I bet you thought the consequence was that Mr. Collins wouldn’t be able to stop talking would ya? Yeah, I got ya on that. Something about irony. I’m really just talking as we wait for our gruesome fivesome to find the paw next and… oh, hear they come now. Because as they are entering the area of the paw they are not prepared on entering… The Timespoof Zone.

*Jen, Wes, Trip, Lucas, Katie, and Mingy come running to the monkey’s paw… with one finger up*

Mingy: Hey, why do we have one finger up?

Jen: I dunno, that’s what the ghostly asterisk-like God said and… oh, cool, the paw has one finger up too! And… ohhhhh…

*Mingy walks off from his brief, random, cameo, as Trip picks up the paw*

Trip: Oh damn, we only have two wishes left apparently. I wish I had known that earlier!

*Trip is hurtled back into time via a wacky timewarp as the other four rangers watch in awe, and the paw start’s twitching like mad again*

Lucas: Damn, some armless monkey is having a major seizure somewhere.

*We cut to Trip in a grassy area in his new time*

Trip: Where… where am I?

*A bird… probably a raven to go with the spooky-theme of The Timespoof Zone… I dunno… caws*

Trip: Wow, wild creatures… I must be thousands of years in the past… look at all the trees…

*Trip wanders around and stumbles into Wes*

Trip: WOW, A DUMB NEANDERTHAL! They’re just like how I imagined them!

Wes: Trip?

Trip: IT TALKS!

Wes: It does?

Trip: Who does?

Wes: What?

Trip: What? Hey… that’s me! I’m holding a paw… and I’m saying… oh shit…

*The other Trip is hurtled back one minute into the past, as the already time-traveling Trip watches nodding*

Trip: It all adds up! Come on, let’s ditch this damn paw!

Katie: I AM DOWN WITH THAT DAWG!

*Group stares at Katie as Gluto steps on screen again, looking nervous*

Gluto: Another ironic end to a short tale. Trip did not know what was in store for him when he made that wish. Because, you see, the horrible consequence of his wish was that he would… go bald!

Distant voice: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Gluto: It’s a tragic end to a tragic tale. True, it is more time traveling then what most of Timeforce managed to accomplish anyway, but whatever. Anyway, with only one wish on the paw left, we anxiously await for our next person to find the paw. She appears to be coming now…yes, with pink hair and bad acting skills, Nadira has no idea that she’s not just entering the park that Trip was wandering in… she’s crossing into… The Timespoof Zone.

*Gluto walks off only to scream while pecking robotic noise come from the same area… HAHAHA*

*Nadira walks over and picks up the paw*

Nadira: Um… what is this?

*Frax pops up out of nowhere*

Frax: That appears to be a shriveled up paw of a monkey…

*Nadira shrieks and drops paw*

Frax: Oh, and that appears to be the kind that grants wishes!

*Nadira gasps and picks up paw*

*Nadira looks at Frax*

Nadira: Uh… STUPID ROBOT!

*Nadira starts kicking Frax*

Frax: You do realize that being a robot, that doesn’t hurt at all. You’re wasting your energy not mine.

Nadira: Whatever.

Frax: So… what are you going to wish for… world domination… ten billion dollars… THE END OF ALL MUTANTS EVER, WHEN ROBOTS CAN SOMEHOW RULE THE WORLD AND−

Nadira: Uh… I think I’ll just wish for some new shoes.

*The paw does its crazy spaz out thing again and a pair of humungous boots pop in the air*

Nadira: Whatever… I can just return them and get store credit… wait… THERE’S NO RECEIPT! WHAT KIND OF CRUEL PAW IS THIS! BY THE GODS OF−

*Fade out to black, and back to the room with the single spotlight, as Gluto comes in on crutches with beak marks all over him*

Gluto: Today we entered an area known only to those with a sense of humor. Thanks to a simple wish-granting monkey’s paw someone forgot their password to IGNSider, lost their hair, and didn’t even get a receipt. On the bright side, we lost Eric. That is, until next time… MWAHAHAHA, MWAHAHAHA, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… Uh… right… whatever…

*End*

[Nitro_Thunder_Ranger]

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[MingyMingyJongo]

Author Introduction: And so it ends. Timespoof V... written just a couple of minutes ago. The hastily put together finale. *tear* Despite it's shortness I think it has a couple of good laughs in it. I thought of the concept and most of the jokes whilst in the bathroom. Don't know why I shared that. It's been real, guys. Happy reading.

Timespoof V
The Timespoof Zone: The Faketrix

*We open up to a dark room… suddenly a spot light appears singling out a silhouette… which is revealed to Mingy*

Mingy: Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!

*Suddenly, another shadowy figure appears and pushes Mario out of the spotlight*

*The shadowy figure steps into the light revealing Gluto in fine suit smoking a cigarette*

Gluto: Wesley Collins was a boy happily content in his own time period. That is, until the Timeforce rangers invaded his life. They were all so happy and yada yada yada… long story short, I WAS LEFT OUT OF THE GOD DAMN MOTHER FU− I mean, they all lived happily ever after. But in today’s special we examine the stuff you didn’t see… it’s a different fanfic not known to n00bs… a vast fic on the border between a humorous post and a fic… between critically acclaimed and laughed at garbage…a fic not of action or drama, but of humor… it is a fanfic I like to call the Timespoof Zone.

*We cut to the Clock Tower. Lucas, Katie, Trip, and Jen all sit in the main room*

Jen: Hee hee… 69, I get it.

*Wes bursts in covered in mud*

Wes: I KNOW THE TRUTH NOW! This is not 2001! It’s actually closer to the year 5001! Mutants rule the universe and have brainwashed us all so we think its 2001! I KNOW IT!!!!! I’M THE ONE!!!!!!! THE ONE!!!!!!

*Wes begins foaming at the mouth, and starts twitching*

*Gluto walks on set*

Gluto: Wes Collins, a boy trapped in the year 2001. His whole world has been torn apart by the thought that his world is not the real world that the mutants now rule. For this world is a horrible a world, a world caught in… the Timespoof Zone.

*Gluto walks off set wondering what the hell he just said*

Katie: Looks like somebody forgot to take their pills!

Lucas: I’ll get the needle…

Trip: No, wait! Maybe… just maybe… HE’S RIGHT!

*Lightning strikes suddenly and the door burst open… the group gasps as a pale man in a black trench coat and sunglasses walks in*

Man: Hey, you guys got a bathroom?

*Group heaves a sigh of relief*

Jen: Uh… we’re kinda in a tense situation right now… our leader just collapsed to the floor moaning about science fiction…

Man: Kay, bye.

*Man walks out… AND COMES BACK IN OMG*

Man: Oh right, I AM THE MUTANT NEOCON. FEAR MY WRATH.

*Group screams*

Neocon: Right, I’m here to tell you… you’re world is fake!

*Group gasps*

Neocon: This is actually The Faketrix!

*Group gasps*

Neocon: Okay… you can stop reacting.

Jen: Sir… what’s… THE FAKETRIX?

Neocon: The Faketrix… is a fake world. A world within a world if you will… you see robots have enslave the world.

Katie: Sounds like a Frax fantasy.

Neocon: SHUT UP AND LET ME FINISH! Anyway, The Faketrix is this fake world they created to simulate real life as they slowly suck the energy from us. AHH.

Trip: Oh, so The Faketrix is just a matri-?

Neocon: SHUSH YOU! You don’t want a lawsuit, do you? Anyway… there’s only one thing we can do now. Surrender to the only real thing in this fake world… the robot… FRAX.

*Meanwhile in that cryo prison thing*

Nadira: Wait… if it’s tilted on the outside, how come it’s fine on in the inside?

Ransik: Shut up bitch.

*Ransik leaves conveniently as Frax enters*

Frax: Ha ha… THE PLAN IS BRILLIANT. BRILLIANT!

Nadira: What plan?

Frax: You know… my secret plan to use the X-Vault mutant Neocon to fool the rangers into thinking this world is just a matrix- ER, FAKETRIX. Then they surrender to me, and I use my new army of Power Rangers and X-Vault mutants to overthrow Ransik and take over the world!

*Frax begins cackling loudly… you know, that cackle where his eyes kinda spring out and he looks crazy… not his normal look, the cackle one*

Nadira: Wait… something was wrong about that sentence…

*Frax cackles louder and louder*

Nadira: Something about the overthrowing mutants… I’m supposed to be against that… hang on…

*Frax rolls on the floor with his cackling and stuff*

Nadira: Uh…

*Frax rolls over and over cackling… and falls out of the cryo prison*

Nadira: Oh well… can’t be too important.

*Monkey jumps on screen*

Monkey: WHAT, TIME FORCE IS STUPID, I KNOW????

*We cut back to a dark room where Gluto stands with a spotlight on him… he looks just as shady and funky*

Gluto: And so Wes, Jen, Trip, Katie, and the other one were taken to the mental hospital and never seen again. That is, until the horribly made Faketrix sequels came out involving Ransik cloning himself and some other stupid shit.

*Gluto smiles for no particular reason*

Gluto: And that concludes Timespoof V. However, this is also the last chapter in the Timespoof Quintology. Timespoof started years ago, and finally, at last, the series is put to rest. It’s been a nice few years… but all good things must come to an end. So, in this uncharacteristic sappy ending that few expected, I would like to say thanks for reading! This is Gluto…

Alex: AND ALEX!

Cameraman: AND ME!

Guy in a Chicken Suit: AND ME!

Gluto: Signing off.

[MingyMingyJongo]

Oh what the hell...

Timespoof
The Extras

Lost Concepts
I can think of four offhand, but I'm sure there were more.

-"That's Sick!" was supposed to be Timespoof III. It involved all the Power Rangers getting sick and unable to fight... the villains than make fun of them and get sick as well. Oh the hilarity.

-"The Timespoof Movie" would have been quite fun had I ever had the commitment to actually do it. It was going to be something really, really, really stupid... "The Mystery of The Cryo Prison" and be all about why it wasn't tilted on the inside. Believe it or not I really was going to (and probably could have) make a three-part story out of this. It would be all about conspiracy theories, Nadira trying to cash in on it (she was going to market it as a miraculous discovery), the rangers thinking it was part of one of Frax's plans, and was going to have plenty of "6th Rangers That Never Made It." I didn't even start writing it before I cancelled it.

-"So It's Come To This: A Timespoof Clipshow" was an obvious rip of the Simpsons' clipshow title. It was going to be Timespoof IV (of course, thinkin back, it would be better as like III.V LOL). It was going to be hosted by Alex and Gluto as a special, and feature all of the WILDEST MOMENTS including clips from the original shorts (which, actually, appear later on in this thing we like to call "The Extras").

-"The Cravin'" was going to be Timespoof V when I decided yesterday I wanted to create a fifth and final fanfic. It would have been a poem about Wes being hungry, a parody of "The Raven." Then I decided I didn't feel like being THAT creative and making a whole poem... and thought of "The Faketrix" later on.

NOW YOU CAN TELL WHY THESE CONCEPTS WERE LOST.

The Originals
I swear there were more extras when I first thought of doing a deluxe edition... I just can't think of them right now. Rather than delay this any longer, I'll just get right to it... The Originals. These 5 shorts were posted in General all the way back when TF was still on the air and RangerBoard was nothing but the EZBoard PRC. Those were the days. Excuse their crudeness, I decided they'd be better uncut and unedited to show how bad they were (and how young I was). Seriously, these things are so poorly written (in one I actually right "Scene 3: THERE IS NONE" and have about 20 lines of just dots... what the hell was I smoking?) I almost considered not putting them in due to embarassment. But remember, these were well liked back in the day. Read at your own risk.

Timespoof Original 1: If Saban Were To Go Too Far
What happens if Saban teamed up with Carrot Top? Or one day had a lil too much to drink? Or was even just feeling like himself? Well if Saban went too far, here would be some scenes:


SCENE 1 OF TIMESPOOF: In the Cryo Prison

Ransik: UGHH! Frax! You're a stupid robot! Ahh!
*Ransik starts hitting Frax*
Frax: I'm sorry Master Ransik, it's just I...
*Ransik continues hitting him*
Frax: But Master Ransik if you would just let me talk I assure you I could...
*Ransik starts kicking Frax*
*Frax sighs*
*Frax goes into back and puts up sheild*
Frax while Ransik kicks sheild: You're wasting you energy not mine.
Ransik: Good point.
*Ransik stops*
Frax: Finally oyu realized you can't beat me eh?
Ransik: Yes.
Frax: So you give up?
Ransik: No.
Frax: Huh?
*Ransik starts kicking Frax again*
Frax: I hate Brits.

Another scene you may expect:

SCENE 2 OF TIMESPOOF: At the Park

Wes: La La La La La La
Mr. Collins: Oh, Wes, you are such an idiot. Why won't you just join forces with me?
*Mr. Collins takes a big breath*
Mr. Collins: Together we could have the Silver Guardians save all.
*Mr. Collins take a big breath*
Wes: No. Why would I?
Mr. Collins: Because
*Mr. Collins takes a big breath*
Mr. Collins: Wes, I am your father.
Wes: I already knew that.
Mr. Collins: Those are the only lines I know.
Wes: Huh? You don't look like my father
Mr. Collins: I'm not. Mr. Collins went on vacation and he still wanted me to bother you so he hired me. You may know me as the voice of Darth Vader.
Wes: OH MY GOSH! My father is so cheap! He couldn't even bug me himself!


And one more scene you could expect is:

SCENE 3 OF TIMESPPOOF: The Clock Tower

Jen: Oh hi Wes!
Wes: Oh hi Jen. Whats up?
Jen: You remind me of Alex. I love you!
Wes: Ditto.
*Jen and Wes bend down*
*Jen stops*
Wes: What?
Jen: I still love Alex. You were just my standby. The operator should;ve called by now, to stop the kiss. You really think the phone rang all those times? I don't kiss a standby.

Timespoof Original 2: Behind the Force
Imagine if Saban were to go crazy and do a "Behind the Music" of TimeForce and created made it as if the show was real. Or MTV and VH1 took over PR. Or even if Saban just went mad one day? All are possible. Infact one may have already happened (darn that crazy Saban). Well... here's what you could expect from a "Behind the Force", a behind teh scenes of TimeForce.

*Behind the Force logo is shown*

Scene I: Begins with Wes in front of curtain

Wes: You know, before the rangers entered my life, it was hard. I listned to my stuck up father. I hated my life. In fact I've alwaysed hated Silver Hills. So... when do we go on the air?
Cameraman: We're on now
Wes: WHAT? Did I say I hated Silver Hills. I mean... oh never mind. The town hates me anyway. Well, I really think the rangers accepted me in the group.
*cuts to Jen*
Jen: We all hated Wes. We never accepted him at all.
*cuts to Trip*
Trip: I... uh... I... uh....
Cameraman: C'mon... we're on live.
Trip: Uhhhh... I'm nervous
*cuts back to Wes*
Wes: Yup, the rangers loved me.

Scene II: Begins with Eric in front of Curtain

Jen: Being a Timeforce officer was tough. Espacially being leader. There was so much responcibility. Faking a relationship. Pretending to miss your dead fiance. It made for good charcter. The team would have killed me if I wasn't good character. Wes could've became leader.
*cuts to Lucas*
Lucas: Good charcters were too much. We got Wes to be leader. Jen was a total wack off. She didn't even realize Wes took over. C'mon, he got all the good weapons, and who always does finishes off the mutant when in the megazord? Wes, that's who. The bad character.
*cuts back to Jen*
Jen: Yeah, the team loved me. It's a good thing I kept up that interesting charcter.
*cuts to Katie*
Katie: Jen was a total idiot. C'mon, learn to live with life. We don't care what happen to Alex. Ughh, she was crazy. And who on Earth would love that slob Wes?
*cuts to Trip*
Trip: Jen was... uh... you see... uh.........

Scene III: Begins with Eric in front of the curtain

Eric: Heh, heh heh heh. it really was odd. Mr. Collins was teh best. The Silver Guardians was the best. I was teh best. I was pure evil. Ha ha ha. Then when I...
Saban: Shut up! Their not up to that episode yet. Besides, I'm still messing with their minds. The episode taht should've been shown wasn't. Then the next episode will be different. Ha ha ha.
*Saban comes out on camera screen*
*Saban is revealed to be Mr. Collins*
*Wes comes out*
Wes: I shoulda known. The two evilist beings in the world were the same person!
Eric: Oh come on now. Saban was eviler. But I was close. Ha ha ha ha. Quantum Ranger forever!
*Wes and Collins/Saban start fighting*
*Camera crew rushes out to stop*
*cuts to Trip*
Trip: .............I.....
*Cuts to Behind teh Force logo*

Timespoof Original 3: Rangers on Strike
What if Saban were to push the limits and force the people who play the characters on Tiemforce to go on stike? Or maybe Saban wanted to do an episode of Timeforce when the cast was off? Or whatever. Well he'd have to get replacements. The scenes may also not be the best they could be. Well here would eb some scenes to expect if Rangers went on Strike

SCENE 1: Rangers fighting Ransik in City

Arnold Swartzenager (sp?) in Wes costume: Hasta la visa baby!
Jim Carrey in Ransik Costume: Um yeah! You're so mean but I jsut destroyed a building. DO NOT go in there!
Blake Foster in Trip Costume: La La La La La La
Britenye Spears with dyed black hair in Jen costume: Ughh. Oops! I did it again! I made Ransik believe I praised him! Now Ransik thinks I wanted him to kill Alexis.
Cameraguy in hushed voive: ALEX! It's Alex!
Briteney/Jen: I mean Alex. Man, I am lucky, I'm a star, I'm leader of Tiemforce!
Blake/Trip: I'm an idiot!
Arnold/Wes: I see Blake is being himself
Cameraguy: Hello? We're still on air.
Jackie Chan in Lucas costume: Hai cha! Don't you tell Jackie what to do!
Alpha 5 in Circuit Costume: Aye yi yi, we need help!
*Blake/Trip jumps up to sun and blocks zords*
Blake/Trip: Well, it's in the script
Saban comes out: That's why Justin was a bad charcter! He always used the fake scripts!
Blake/Trip: Oh, don't tell em I did taht again?

SCENE 2: Clock Tower

Arnold/Wes: Okay. Let us go in the clock tower.
Briteny/Jen: But it's so dusty
Arnold/Wes: You are right. STUNT DOUBLES!
Saban: We can't afford stunt doubles
The "cast": We quit
Saban: I'm evil

SCENE 3: Cryo Prison

Saban in Frax costume: Ha Ha Ha. Saban is my idol. We are both evil. Ha ha ha. We all love Saban.
*Saban takes off Frax costume and puts on Ransik one*
Saban/Ransik: Yesh. Ha ha. I agree with teh stupid robot for once. Ha ha ha.
*Saban takes off Ransik costume and puts on Nadira one*
*lights go out*
Saban/Nadira: I NEED THE LIGHTS! My favorite TV show is coming on. Oh come on now? Who writes this stuff for gosh sakes?
Cameraman: You do, Saban
Saban/Nadira: Oh yeah.

As you can see, it's best if the rangers just stay put.

Timespoof Original 4: Timeforce VS. Zeo
TIME FOR- TIMESPOOF!

What if Saban were to try a really good idea and fail? What if it was a Zeo/TF crossover. Or what if one of the writers from Zeo came back andmade taht episode. Or what if... (I like to do 3 what if's for Timespoof intro's). Well here's you could expect if Zeo met Timespoof, er Timeforce:

SCENE 1: Takes place in park, Timeforce Rangers sitting around, Zeo Rangers behind them

Lucas: I am like so cool.
Wes: No you are!
Lucas: Yeah.
Adam: I am so cool
Rocky: No I am
Adam: Oh yeah
Katie: Guys, a mutant is attacking teh city
Tommy: Yo guys, I think a mutant's attacking teh city or something, cause that lady just said there was.
Tommy and Jen: POWER UP!
(everyone looks at each other)
Jen: Weird
Trip: Cool! Past power rangers! I have to tell Circuit!
(Billy comes running in)
Billy: I thought I'd be the only one interested in that.
Trip: My soulmate...
Lucas and Adam: Oh please, that is so uncool
(they gasp)
Lucas: You're cool too
Rocky: So am I!
Adam: Quiet you!
Tommy and Jen: COME ON! We've got work to do!
Jen: OH MY GOSH! You're as bossy as I am
Tommy: I thought I was the only one!
Jen: Shut up now!
Tommy: We've got work to do!
(Jen and Tommy laugh)
(everyone talks ot each other)

SCENE 2: Mutants are in Cryo Prison when Machine Empire comes in

Mondo: WE ARE THE MACHINE EMPIRE!
Frax: Yes!
Ransik:What are you doing on my ship
Mondo: Trying to destroy the Power Rangers
Nadira: Really! Oh this is faboulous daddy. ANd look, they're kid is real cute. Let them stay
Ransik: Okay darling. We'll work together!
Mondo: Urgh, fine.
Frax: What? Betrayed by my own kind?
Orbus and Klank: Oh, we feel your pain
Mondo and Ransik: Oh, quit yous.

SCENE 3: THERE IS NONE

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Timespoof Original 5: More Rangers!
Time for- Timespoof

What if one day, Saban had too amny extras lying around and decided to put em to good use? What if he thought Eric should have soem company? What if the Disney Company felt it'd make everyone feel cozier by having more rangers? Well in the following scenes you'll find out. And now, here is what might happen, if their were more than 6 raqngers in Timespoof, er, Timeforce.

Scene 1 (in the city, Ransik is destroying buildings)

Wes: Let's go.
Jen: Time for- Timeforce
(they morph)
Trip: It seems he's been drinking a bunch of syrum. We'll need help!
Katie: Eric, quantum ranger, come!
Lucas: Steve, silver ranger, come!
Wes: Hurry up Marie, purple ranger, we need you!
Jen: Yeah Martin, orange ranger, hurry!
Trip: Let's nto forget Brian and Brianna, gold and bronze ranger!
Katie: We can't start without teh gray ranger, Mickey.
Lucas: Ugh, I wish Marielle, aqua ranger, would hurry up.
Wes: What about John, sky ranger?
Jen: Can't forget Patrica, brown ranger.
Trip: Ugh, we need Peter, rainbow ranger, now!
Katie: Don't forget Mitch, flag ranger!
Lucas: Oh come on, can't start without Shirley, doughnut ranger!
Wes: Ugh, I knew we were going to far with doughnut ranger. Fine, Jim, sunflower ranger hurry!
Jen: And last but not least, Joshua, indigo ranger, get over here!
Ransik: Aw forget it! I don't have time for this! I'm going back to my cryo prison to marvel my duaghter and yell at Frax, and glue Gluto's mouth shut again!
Trip: Man, he was tough!

SCENE 2 (at the clock tower with all 20 rangers)

Trip: OKay, there' gotta be a way for everyone to get in.
Jen: We just voted in a new member, the Fly Ranger.
Fly Ranger: Buzz buzz!
Trip: Alright, how about we divide the Clock Tower in 21's and-
Lucas: Uh, make that 22, that is with teh Eagle Ranger.
Trip: Okay 22's and leave a dining hall. Perhaps we could buy 17 more chairs and-
Katie: Well 16 because Eric just left.
Trip: Okay and-
WEs: No he was right, we just voted in the Old Ranger.
Old Ranger: Hey there sonny, I'll make ya some prune juice.

SCENE 3 (at the Cryo Prison)

Frax: With this key card containing information I'll eb able to creat Psyco Timeforce Rangers!
Ransik: Very good.
Frax: Yes, here tehy are. Psyco's Red, Green, Yellow, Pink, Blue, Quantum, Silver, Purple, Orange, Gold, Bronze, Gray, Aqua, Sky, Brown, Rainbow, Flag, Doughnut, Sunflower, Indigo, Fly, Eagle, and Old.
Ransik: Can't ya just make a bunch of Black one's and make em destroy everything?
Frax: Will do.
Nadira: But I want a Psyco Nadira.]
Frax: Programmed to destroy everything now.
(bucnh of Psyco's attack Nadira)
Frax: YES! Ha, ha, ha. Thank you 23 power rangers, thank you.

The Actually Lost Episode(s)
Let me address that little (s) first. I swear I made 6 shorts before I wrote Timespoof I, but when I gathered them up and put 'em together I could only find five. At the time I thought PRC EZBoard would be there forever and I could look for them another day. Than SHADOWZORD hacked the board and we're here! HMMM WHO WAS SHADOWZORD AGAIN? But anyway I have no clue what it was about so might just be hallucinating.

As for the episode that really was lost... it wasn't an episode, just another short. Written in between Timespoof I and Timespoof II. It was called "The Lava Lamp" and about the simple, stupid rangers being hypnotized by a simple lava lamp. Even the villains eventually end up watching. It wasn't that bad, to my memory. I really don't know why I didn't save it... it might be buried somewhere in my comp but I can't find it anywhere. Alas.

If You Liked Timespoof...
If you liked Timespoof, I've written a couple of other parodies. First there was Clash of the Spoofs (written in between Timespoof III and Timespoof IV... I almost included it as Timespoof IV and bumped back the other 2 but 'Hexology' didn't sound as cool as 'Quintology' and it wasn't too good). Then there was my all-time favorite parody The Power Rangers Meet Batman a four-chapter series of the Ninja Storm Rangers meeting Batman and Robin. It was so zany and wacky. I made it like a year ago, but it might still be on the board. I dunno. I believe I've written one or two others but either they weren't good enough to stay in my memory or were so unpopular I chose to forget them. Or I never finished them *cough* Wildspoof *cough* Christmas With the Power Rangers *cough*

I'll try and repost Clash of the Spoofs (and PR Meet Batman if it's no longer on the board) if this gets a lot of feedback. Maybe even... dare I say... A DELUXE EDITION? lol

It's been real Timespoofians. This is Mingy... saying good riddance.

[Impy]

Thank you, Mishter Mingers.

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