PRC; World Trip

[Darky]

Ok, I thought this up a few weeks ago, and have it all planned out. Everyone is involved; and we'll go around the world. From North America, to Eastern Europe, to Western Europe, to Austrailia, to South A, to Far East Asia, to the Middle East, to the South Asia. Wherever we go, we'll fuck something up in the country, whether it'd be Claveler's hate for politicians causing him to spaz out and knock the crap out of the Prime Minister, to Zarius Stone Cold Stunning the local mayor.


One day at the local Pizza Hut in NYC, Ray and Blue Zeo were eating and talking about various things.
Blue Zeo: So then he says, "no, that's my cousin you fat slut!"
The 2 laugh together
Ray: Good one
*silence*
Blue Zeo: Hey you know, what if we got all the guys from PRC together and travelled around the world? You know, stop in the majority of nations, my uncle's a pilot.
Ray: You forgot one thing nimrod, what about work and school and families?
Blue Zeo: Notes and fake illnesses and fake school trips always work. Plus maybe a bribery for the work's tattletales will help too.
Ray:....Oh yeah, corrupted CEOs and corporations. Ok, I'll make a post tonight.

Later that night Ray makes the post on the board. All Americans are to appear at their local airports at a specific time of their Time Zone. Then Blue's uncle will pick everyone up and go around to the other countries and get everyone else. Once that's done, everyone's on board the plane.

Zarius: WTF is this shit that they're showing? Hello Kitty? Fuck you pilot!
Blue Zeo: hey that's my uncle!
Zarius: Oops, sorry...screw you Blue Zeo's uncle!
First stop; Far East- Japan, China, the 2 Koreas, Mongolia, and a few others

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Ok not so funny now, but it'll pick up, I promise!

[Panty Strangled]

so true...

[Darky]

Well, wait till you see what you, me, CoN335, Fireforce, sentai8 (Burai) and Titaniumblue do in Japan....

[TheOneRJS200]

Dude, you forgot about The One!

[Claveler]

Hehe :D

But I don't think that Ray would do it just 'cause Blue Zeo told him...

And where is NINJAREDDO? :D

[Super Galaxy Bl]

once again i know i wont be chosen to be in a fic at all, lol, and im on this board just about 24-7(Im Serious!), ironic that i have only a few hundred posts, LOL!

[Darky]

The One and Super Galaxy- I'll get you in there, I'll try to squeeze everyone into it, I promise

Claveler- Yes he would, they're both homies in NYC. trust me, NinjaReddo will be in it too....in his home country of Japan :D

Wait till you see what Claveler and Zarius do in the Middle East :D

[Impy]

you forgot about the Impy!


as one this boards elders, i shall smite you!

unless you have me planne in there.....
and youi gather twenty people you don't like and allow me to feast off their sweet, precious plasma

[Darky]

*The plane touches down in Tokyo, Japan. The crew gets out with their luggage and starts to leave.*
Blue Zeo's uncle: Ok guys, be back here in 4 days for us to leave, we got a lot of countries you want to go to.
Ray: Ok, bye!
*The crew leaves. Later on, they're walking down the street of Tokyo. Suddenly Fireforce stops the group.*
Fireforce: Hey look! Do you see who I see?

*Fireforce points in one direction at a small open gymnasium for the breeze to blow in. Inside are some fat ppl training to lose weight. Their instructor? Richard Simmons!*

MegaRed: I hate that asshole
TheOneRJS: Dude Richard Simmons is a satanist and a creature of Hell
Everyone looks at TheOne
TheOne: What? He is, look at him and tell me that's not the spawn of Satan!
Pinky: Well... let's go over and talk with him
Zarius: No, goddamnit. Fuck that, I do what I want to do
Darky: We'll make fun of him
Zarius:......Ok, let's go :D

*The group walks over to the open gym and go inside.*
Richard Simmons: And 1, 2, 3, and 1, 2, 3! That's it, work those abs!
CoN335: Uggh, why me, Lord? God I need a drink of Budwesier.
Richard Simmons: Oh look gang, we got some new ppl who want to lose weight and feel good about themselves!
Ray: I feel good now anyways
Richard Simmons: Well that's not a good attitude. You need to shape up!
Ray: Fuck you
Richard Simmons (low growling voice, to himself): The Dark Lord shall enjoy bathing in your blood once I get your remains to him in a barrel, lousy human neanderthal
TheOne: I told you!
Richard Simmons: Told me what, sweetie?
TheOne: Uhhh.......
Richard Simmons looks at Deacon.
Richard Simmons: You know, you're pretty cute
Deacon: Could you leave me alone?
He backs away. Simmons looks pissed and claps his hands
RS: Ok gang, that's enough for today, meet back here tomorrow at the same time!
*The group begins to leave, leaving the PRC groups with Simmons*
Ray: Well, let's go guys. We got a lot more travelling to do.
Zarius: Ok guys, but first, one thing. (approaches Simmons) Richard?
RS: Yes cutie?

*Zarius kicks RS in the gut causing him to lose his breath. Zarius than gets his head over his shoulder then preforms a Stone Cold Stunner, courtesy of his fav. wrestler. Simmons falls to the floor in pain and the group leaves. After a few moments Richard sits up.*

RS: Damned humans, you will pay, I promise you!
*he goes downstairs into a creepy basement with candles everywhere and a statue of a red dragon is there too*
RS: My Dark Lord, how may I return to my true form that I lost centuries ago, and how may I get revenge on that...PRC?
A deep growling voice is heard from all around the basement as the fire turns green*
Satan: You must sacrifice 12 virgins to me, then, only then, you shall be restored to your full power, then you may steal the souls of the PRC members and I will be able to resurface once they're dead and conquer the world! Hahahaha!!!
Richard Simmons: They will perish for you, my Dark Lord

RS gets up and leaves to get those 12 virgins to sacrifice

[Super Galaxy Bl]

LOL, that was an unexpected guest!

[Darky]

Whcih one; RS or Satan?

[Super Galaxy Bl]

i expected Satan to appear at some point, but RS was unexpected!

[Dragon Warrior]

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid58/pabf9fa11017aa4924e22013fd38c74b7/fc603587.gif Not bad, not bad at all.

[Darky]

Thanks

[Panty Strangled]

I did'nt KILL Richard Simmons? WTF?

good fic, but Dude, my fave wrestler is Chris Jericho

[momotroniuity]

I know I'm not in it

[Darky]

Well, fine then zarius, Jericho is your fav, but you'll be doing Stunners in this fic

You're in it Momotronic9k

[Impy]

the impy demands his own trailer, darky!

[Darky]

Later that night, the group got a hotel somewhere in Tokyo. JediMB is sitting on the couch flipping through the channels and lands on some kind of cartoon of a robot.

Jedi: Hey Impy?
Impy: Yeah?
Jedi: Is this that show style that gives ppl seizures?
Impy: Huh?

Impy turns to look; just in time as the robot begins to flash it's eyes red, green and yellow all within a span of a single second. The robot is to repeat this for a span of 3 minutes. Impy and Jedi's eyes go wide as they fall over and roll around and begin having seizures.

Jedi & Impy: Uggh, unnh, uggh!!

The rest of the group, except for Ray, walks in and see the cartoon. They too fall over and begin having seizures. Ray walks in after 30 seconds and sees everyone on the floor.

Ray: WTF? Ok, if it's the new dance craze...

Ray drops down and begins flatly grunting while rolling around like the rest of the group is doing. Finally it stops and it goes to a commercial, everyone sits up.

Super Galaxy: Unnh, oh man that was whacked!
MegaRed: No shit, Sherlock
Zarius: What's wrong Watson, constepated?

A commerical starts on the TV.
Commercial: (in English w/ Japanese accent) Come to Wang Wa La Da's Christmas Day Style Restaraunt! We have all you can eat turkey, macaronie and cheese, shrimp, and various other things! Come and enjoy! On 124 Lagah Avenue

Fly Guy: Dude we gotta go there.
TimeRed2K1: It ain't Christmas!
MegaRed: So what, I'll drop kick your ass
TimeRed2K1:.......Ok, I'm all for it
Ray: Fine let's go
TV: And now, back to Hiroma Machine!

The cartoon starts again the the eyes are blaring once again, this time everyone falls over at once, rolling around on the floor while having seizures. Outside, Richard Simmons is viewing the PRC gang with a pair of binoculars.

RS: Hahahaha, enjoy life as long as you can, cutie pies, because soon I will have my full form and my revenge on you, for I already have sacrificed 6 virgins and then Lord Satan shall energe from Hell to kill all of you! I only need to get and kill 6 more, then all I will need to do is put them in a circle, while on upside down crosses in a wheat field and chant the spell....yes soon, you will die!

RS storms off into the night to find the other 6 virgins to slaughter. Meanwhile at Wang Wa La Da's, the group has already been seated, and are at numerous tables, all close by each other of course. There are Christmas singers off to the side with notes of the Christmas song lyrics

Singers: Wreck the whores with boars of horly, fa ra ra, ra ra ra. Ris the reason to be jolly, fa ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra

The manager approaches them
Manager: No, no, no. It's not ra ra ra, or any of those other Ris'es, or wrecks, or whores, or boars, or even horly! Try this: Deck the halls with bowls of holly, fa la la la, la la la. Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la, la la la la. Try again.
Singers: Wreck the whores with boars of horly, fa ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra. Ris the reason to be jolly, fa ra ra ra ra
Manager: AGGGHHH!!! No! Try something else! Try Jingle Bells!

The singers shrug to each other and turn a few pages.

Singers: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, jingle all the way. Or what run it ish to ride in a one horsehesopensleigh! (horsehes' open sleigh)
Manager: Aggghh! That's it, you're fired! I knew I shouldn't have hired illiterate ppl to work for me!
Singers: Tis not our fault we're illiterate
Manager: OUT!

The singers leave. Just then the cook brings out the cooked duck, a tradition of Far East Asia in Christmas as the PRC wanted to try a natural Asian Xmas dinner. After all, whats' the point of going if you'll try nothing? The girls look at the duck and scream in fear, Ray looks at the duck and sees why

Ray: Uh, sir?
Waiter: Yes sir?
Ray: There's a problem with the duck
Waiter: What?
Ray: Well, it's uh...it's umm...it's smiling at me!

The waiter checks to be sure. Sure enough the duck's head is still on, and the beak is clear to see, despite it being burnt. Being a beak, it's wide, and of course explains Ray's statement.

Waiter: Ah, ok, no problem!

The waiter pulls a knife out and chops the head off of the duck. The girls screma more

Trance: Cool!
Darky: Uggh, this is gonna be a long night, ain't it?
btyal182: No kidding

[Air Bike Cop]

*cough*

[ModrnEerie]

lol

[Darky]

After dinner, the PRC team heads back to the hotel for the night. It was a bad dinner, while eating the duck, it exploded for no reason whatsoever, thus making a mess and a bad night, plus the singers and the duck's head. While walking to the hotel, they pass by a Japanese military base.

Zarius: Dude, we should go in there, I've heard the Japanese built actual tanks that transform into Megazords!
Fireforce: I heard the same thing, I also heard vampires work there.
Ray: Yeah, we'll we're not going in there to steal a tank, even if it does become a Megazord.
Everyone else: Awww!
Ray: Now com eon guys! I'm tired.

They continue back to the hotel. Darky motions for Zarius, Fireforce, Jaxel, AlvintheDog and Impy to join up with him.

Darky: Guys, as soon as they're all asleep, we come right back here!
Alvin: How do we get in?
Darky: You'll see, trust me on this, I have a plan.

Later that night at the hotel, most of the others are asleep. In the dinning room, Trance and Mal are getting drunk.

Trance: (drunkly) Hey, did I ever tell you that you have weird blue-green-brown-yellow eyes?
Mal: (drunkly) Yes you did, 5 minutes ago.
Trance: Oh

They're approached by Richard Simmons

RS: Excuse me? I was just wondering; are you 2 virgins?
Trance: No! Fuck you asshole, I will not sleep with you!
Mal: We've done it before! Go to Hell!
RS: Aww, damnit, I only need 2 more virgins! And I will be back in Hell soon enough to be Satan's 3rd-in-command!

He stomps off like a little girl. Later that evening; everyone else but the Japanese-military-want-to-see guys were asleep. The small group of PRC members had walked back to the base.
Fireforce: I hope this works, Darky.
Darky: It will, trust me. Ok Impy, you know what to do!
Impy: Yep!

The camera cuts to the 5 Japanese guards who are...well...guarding the base. All of a sudden, the first one points

1st Guard: Oh look at that woman!

They see Impy in a dress dancing around between 2 large trucks, while singing (he still has his clothes on underneath)

Impy: La la la la....oh boys....I've got a bit of a problem, can you come help me for a bit?
Guards: You bet ma'am!

The 5 guards act dumb and leave their post and head to Impy. When they get to Impy they find out he's a man

Guard 1: What the..

Before anything else happens; Jaxel, Alvin, Darky and Zarius jump out and beat up the 5 guards. They drag them off to the side, to change their clothings.

Zarius: Shit it worked, Darky, good job!
Darky: Told you! Now we can go inside without looking suspicious, considering that it's a weekend and these troops here are getting drunk off their asses like they do in America, right Jaxel?
Jaxel: Right! Now guys, put your clothes into their backpacks and take those too, that way we'll be able to change back if necessary. Now let's go guys, and get that Megazord tank!

The group heads inside to go look for the tank. They head down some corridors and up and down some stairs. Finally they reach a large metal door.

Jaxel: This is it
Impy: How do you know?
Jaxel: I'm in the American military, remember? I know this stuff. Just push your identification cards into the small slot so we may go inside

Everyone does this and the large metal door opens up. The group walks inside and sees 4 abnormally large tanks, each piece can move or come off it seems. There's also no roof, meaning something must have to fly in and out of there.

Darky: Well, let's pick one and go for it!

The small group goes for the largest one of the other 3, and climb up inside of it to look. Meanwhile in a wheat field, Richard Simmons has got together his 12 dead virgins and has the corpses stuck up on upside down on wooden crosses. He begins the spell

RS: Himnaw, shimnaw, boola!

The sky in that small area turns red as yellow lightning flies and maniacal laughter is heard.

RS: Dark Lord Satan, grant me my wish of full power in my true form that I once lost because of the Faith in God some humans had, for I have sacrificed 12 virgins, which you so wanted.

Some more yellow lightning flashes. Finally some strikes the 12 corpses, turning them into small molecules which fly into RS' body, just before 2 yellow lightning bolts strike RS in the head. RS growls.

RS: GRRRRAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! I FEEL THE POWER INSIDE OF ME!! RESTORE ME!!

RS grows to the height of a skyscraper, over 80 ft tall. Now all of his skin is green and yellow, his head has 2 curved horns on the top of his head, along with red eyes and a spike on both cheeks. He also has giant feet and hands, all of which with claws, and his back supports 2 large wings. He laughs

Demon RS: FINALLY! RICHARD SIMMONS HAS COME BACK, TO THE DEMON STATE! RAAAGGGGHHH!!! NOW TO DESTROY TOKYO!!!

Demon RS flies off to destroy the Japanese capitol

[Impy]

it's time for Impy's Miracle Chainsaw Bubble Transformation

[Darky]

No, we get to do something funny

[ModrnEerie]

Originally posted by Misinformation Child
No, we get to do something funny Come to my house to par-tay.

[Kamen R2J]

*walks out in sadness*

[Darky]

Dude, you'll be in it

[Kamen R2J]

cool, thanks.

[Darky]

No prob

[tiger_zord]

can i be in it

[Darky]

Meanwhile at the Japanese military base in Tokyo, the small PRC renegades are in the tank. Fireforce pushes a few buttons and establishes a contact with another country

Fireforce: Hello? Is this the Greenland military? Yeah, you guys suck!
Zarius: You tell those mofos, Fire
Fireforce: Damn Greens
Alvin: Uhh...guys...look at this on the radar

The group gathers around to look. On it in green, is the city of Tokyo, but there's a huge winged thing flying into the city. It suddenly blends in for the most part...just as some cities begin to blow up.

Jaxel: Aww shit, dudes. It's a monster...wait....this can turn into a Megazord
Darky: Well, then....let's get it going!

They push a few buttons and the tank begins to grow feet from the bottom and it pushes the tank upwards. PRiS' musical theme is playing in the background, but substitue "In Space!" with "Central". Arms begins to extend from the sides as the rolling treads on the bottom become parts of the shoulder. Finally it stands upright and is complete. It looks like TF's Time Shadow Megazord, only painted in military fatigue camouflage.

All: Japanese Tank Megazord, online!
Darky: Let's take her up to get that thing!
Jaxel: Right behind you

The Megazord flies out of the roofless hanger and into the city, just in time to see Demon RS land in the city.

Zarius: WTF is that thing? Is that....
Impy: Holy shit, TheOne was right, Richard Simmons is a demon from Hell!
Demon RS: That's right my pretties, and now I shall eliminate you, your friends and this city for my lord, Satan.
Darky: Fuck you! Let's get him guys!

The Japanese Tank Megazord and DRS walk to each other. DRS gets the first hit, his large claw slamming into the Japanese Tank MZ's chest, sparks fly as the MZ falls backwards a little.

Darky: Agghhh! Use the saber!

Alvin pushes a button before barking. The left arm puts it's hand on the side and pulls the saber off. It twirls it before slashing DRS in the chest, sparks fly from him

DRS: Ohh, hoo hoo! Very good my cuties, but it won't work on me!

DRS shoots fire from his mouth at the Japanese Tank MZ, but it deflects the blast with it's hand. It then zooms forward and slams into DRS, making him fly backwards into a skyscraper.

DRS: I usually never say this word, but you're all assholes!
Zarius: God, a demon that hardly cusses. What a wuss
DRS: RRRRRAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!

DRS flies forward and slams into the Japanese Tank MZ causing that to fall backwards and nearly smashing through the subway

Darky: AGGGHHH!! We can't take much more of this, we need to kill him!
DRS: There's no way you'll have victory cutie pie, for you shall die!

DRS spits fire at the Japanese Tank MZ, which uses it's wings to fly into the sky. DRS looks up at it

DRS: You're not the only ones that can take flight, hahaha!!

DRS leaps up and grabs onto the Japanese Tank MZ. Both fight for superiarty by flying through the night sky and eventually leaving Japan.

Meanwhile, in Afghanistan, 2 Taliban henchmen are walking up a hill, one's carrying a small anti-aircraft gun.

Taliban 1: Long day for us
Taliban 2: Yeah. You got comlink?
Taliban 1: Yes
Taliban 2: What for? What it do?
Taliban 1: For our victory. If it's destroyed, back up comes to location, because this thing's ID is in our main computer
Taliban 2: Oh, ok. I surpirsed we can use computer, we illiterate
Taliban 1: Yes we are, we dumb for we cannot read right

All of a sudden, a loud noise, which sounds like wings and an engine are heard

Taliban 1: What that?
Taliban 2: That Osama Bin Laden coming to save us from Alcoholics Annonymous duty!

All of a sudden, DRS and the Japanese tank MZ flly overhead over a mountain and into the Taliban's sights. Inside the cockpit, Alvin looks outisde

Alvin: Uhh...guys...I don't think we're in Japan anymore, Toto

The rest look outside.

Impy: Whoa shit, we're in Afghanistan!
Fireforce: Hey, I know those 2 guys, their names are Mohammed and Abdul, I saw them on "America's Most Wanted"

everyone looks at Fireforce

Fireforce: What?
Jaxel: Didn't you hear what happened with John Walsh?
Fireforce: No, what?
Jaxel: He was caught having sex with a minor
Zarius: John Walsh's a douchebag, anyone who says otherwise get's a Stunner
Darky: Well that's all good, but let's focus on Simmons!

They continue to fight in the air as the Taliban henchmen look on

Abdul: Wait, that not Osama
Mohammed: That right, that yo momma!
Abdul: Wh..what you say?
Mohammed: That right! Osama yo momma!
Abdul: You take that back Mohammed!
Mohammed: Make me, Abdul!

The 2 Taliban henchmen begin to fight each other, punching, kicking, pulling hair, everything. Mohammed punches Abdul in the face causing him to fall back and land into the anti-aircraft gun. A rocket fires up into the sky, slamming right into the Japanese Tank MZ and Demon RS. Sparks fly from both as they begin to fall. The 2 Taliban continue to fight, just as a large shadow begins to envelope them. They look up and see Demon RS is about to land on them

2 Taliban: AGGGHHHH, NNNOOOOOO!!!

DRS lands on them, killing both of them. He then farts which causes the anti-aircraft gun to shoot him 20 feet back in the air, he then lands on his ass again.

Darky: Now, while he's distracted! Get the sawblades!

The theme from late PRT when the Rescue MZ summoned Artilletron's guns begins to play in the background. 2 large sawblades materialize in it's hands. It twirls them for a second before aiming them at the now standing Demon RS

DRS: Wha? Huh?
All inside: Japanese Tank Megazord's Sawblades, fire!

The Japanese Tank MZ begins to twirl both of the sawblades faster, each spin causes both ends of the 2 sawblades (4 all together) to shoot boomerang-shaped laserbeams at the demon. They hit him, causing him to spark furiously, as electricity flow around him.

DRS: AGGGHHH, NOOO!! NOT MEEEEE!!!

Demon Richard Simmons spins around in a circle before falling over and exploding into a massive fireball. DRS's spirtual faces arises from the fire like Rito's did.

DRS's face: AGGHH, no my Lord, please no, don't torture or kill me, agggghhh!!

His face shoots down into the ground to go back to Hell for punishment for all of eternity. Everyone inside the Japanese Tank MZ stands and cheers as the Japanese Tank MZ poses...until a rocket shoots up and hits the back of it.

Zarius: WTF, now what?
Jaxel: I see what it is; Taliban reinforcements. There's over 200 squads out there shooting at us.

Another rocket shoots up and hits the face, sparks fly massively

Fireforce: Ohh, fuck you assholes.

Fireforce gets ready to shoot at them, but a dozen rockets fly up and hit the Japanese Tank MZ, and since it took a lot during the fight with DRS, the rocket attacks causes it to fall backwards in a shower of sparks before going offline and the doors sealing up. Unfortuantly they don't have the passwords to open the doors, as it was meant for play, but this with the demon and Taliban was not a part of it. On top of a ridge, the commander points at the MZ

Taliban Commander: Send troops in there, they get those damned Japanese troops!
Taliban Sgt: Yes sir!

The Taliban forces advance on the fallen MZ, with the PRC members inside having no way out. Finally they get inside and capture them and take them away to a prison.
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Trust me, the next chapter will be even funnier than this!

[Darky]

Originally posted by tiger_zord
can i be in it


Yes, you will be in it, i promise :)

[tiger_zord]

Originally posted by Misinformation Child
Yes, you will be in it, i promise :) thank you:D

[Darky]

No problem :D

[ModrnEerie]

Hey hey its my bday make em all crash in worcester for a party we can all go to the Club LaRasa lol

[Impy]

wow, do i do anything?

gimme a chainsaw and i can kill whole taliban

[Darky]

No, we get to do and see funny things in the prison

[tiger_zord]

hey darky we need a new chapter

[Darky]

I'll post the next chapter tomorrow

[tiger_zord]

Originally posted by Misinformation Child
I'll post the next chapter tomorrow ok thanks

[Darky]

Later on at the Taliban prison, the captured PRC members are sitting around in a cell underground.
Darky: Damnit, this sucks ass
Zarius: No shit, Sherlock
Impy: Well if anything happens, I hope we don't turn into that dude

Impy points to a corner and everyone turns to look. In the corner is an old Soviet POW who's shaking and is cold
Soviet: Unnnnggghh....I see there are new prisoners. And those trolls are back to run around on my damn bed! Alas, my Soviet comrades shall be here soon to save me
Darky: Should we tell him the Cold War ended about 11 or 12 years ago?
Fireforce: Fuck no, this guy'll be our entertainment. He's like Chris Rock doped up on LSD, weed, acid, cocaine and speed all at the same time.
Alvin: I can't take it with him not knowing the truth. hey buddy, the Cold War's over, you guys lost, NATO won and Communism is gone for the most part.
Soviet: You lie! This is some American trick!
Zarius: Dumbfuck, would we really be down here in this prison, in this country, so we can get tortured and drugged, possibly ending up like you, just to lie to you?
Soviet: Oh no, that means...we really did lose the war!
Zarius: No shit, cunt

A Taliban member opens the cell
Taliban: Come, me show our weapon to destroy Americawna. (America)

The Taliban leads the prisoners away
Impy: What's Americawna?

The small group follows the Taliban down a hall. Every inch or 2, you see either a photo of OBL, Saddam Hussein, Ayatollah Khomeni or Yasser Arafat on the wall
Zarius: Whoa shit dude, these ppl are fucked up
Alvin: You're just now figuring that out?
Zarius:.........No...no, not really..........(shifty eyes)

They finally reach a small room with several Taliban henchmen walking around doing annonymous things for the jihad, such as carrying things, building bombs, or working at computers. There's a huge missile in the center of the room
Fireforce: WTF is that thing?
Taliban: Tis our new weapon- a missile. Tis made of cardboard, plastic, staples, duct tape, paper and glue. This'll finally destroy those satanic, Nazi Americans and their allies.
Alvin:.....
Fireforce:......
Jaxel:........
Darky:......
Zarius:Oh for God's sakes, you gotta be joking!

Suddenly an announcement is heard over the intercom
Intercom: All personnel, abandon your workplaces. Our great leader, Usama Bin Laden, needs us now for a meeting. Do not use the secret routes.

The Taliban begin running around trying to leave and escape to meet up with their "great" leader. Jaxel looks at the missile.

Jaxel: Hey, you guys thinkin what I'm thinking?
Darky: Oh no, please no
Impy: Come on, let's do it, eh!
Alvin, Fireforce, Zarius: Let's do it!

They begin to walk to the missile and climbing on top of it.

Darky: Guys...guys...awww here goes!
Others: Darky, push the launching button for 1 minute and aim us towards Japan!
Darky: Fine!

Darky goes to the control pad and pushes the button. He hurrily runs to climb on top of it with the others.
Darky: Well, we're ready to go! Good thing this thing has separate bars on both sides so we can hold onto them

A voice is heard in the distance. They turn and see the Soviet running to catch up with them
Soviet: Wait! Wait for me, please, I wanna leave too!
CPU: 15 seconds and counting....
All: Come on, jump on!

The Soviet jumps onto the missile and is behind Darky. He grabs onto his own bars to hold on tight. The whole group sighs in relief
CPU: Launching in 9, 8, 6
All: 6?! WTF happened to 7?
CPU: Just kidding
All: Unnggghhh!!
CPU: 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...take off!!

The missile launches off into the sky towards Japan...hopefully...hopefully they'll get back to Japan

[tiger_zord]

good chapter

[Darky]

Thanks

[Darky]

Next chapter will be up soon

[Josh Rider]

Liked it...

[Darky]

Meanwhile in Japan, the others are at a sumo wrestling event. One of the wrestlers is walking around the ring sprinkling salt everywhere. In the crowd, CoN335's eating a big pretzel

CoN335: hey what is Baby Huey doing?
Sentai8: (reading from pamphlet) It says here that the wrestlers dump salt around the ring to purify the it.
CoN: Salt eh? (he climbs up into the ring and gets in front of the sumo wrestler) Hey, spare some salt tubby?
Wrestler: Tubby? Those words hurt me. It's not my fault I'm fat. You going to finish that?

The wrestler steals CoN's pretzel and begins to eat it

CoN: hey that's mine!

CoN leaps at the wrestler to get it back but the wrestler catches him and pins him with his hand. He continues to eat the pretzel too.

CoN: Lord ZEDD! Help!

CoN extends his hand and taps Lord ZEDD's hand. ZEDD turns around and pciks up a steel chair and turns around to smacks the sumo wrestler with it. CoN gets up.

Lord ZEDD: Yeah, WWE style, bitch!
CoN: Yes! We are the Tag-Team Champions!

They are met with boos. Suddenly the Japanese Emperor and his 2 bodyguards come up to meet them

Emperor: I am very pleased with your ways of the ring. I am the Emperor
CoN: Yeah, and I'm Ass-Kicka-Saurus!

CoN kicks the Emperor in the gut and picks him up. He spins around for a few seconds and throws the Emperor out of the window. He falls and lands in a dumpster and the 2 bodyguards run to the window and jump out after the Emperor. Security comes up and arrests CoN and Lord ZEDD. The rest of PRC looks disgusted

Ray: Ugh, why me?
Pinky: Well this was YOUR idea to come to this arena.
Ray: *sigh* Well, let's go bail them out

They get up to leave and bail their friends out

[Impy]

Then Impy eats the emperor

[Darky]

We're on that missile, remember?

[momotroniuity]

<sarcastic>What's next we go to where they shoot Sentai?

[Darky]

You'll see. We won't be in Japan much longer though, maybe 1 or 2 more chapters

[Darky]

In the Japanese prison, Lord ZEDD is painting a picture of a mountain, and CoN335 is eating a bowl of food with chopsticks. The door opens and the guard walks in

Guard: Uh, this zyuray guy just paid for your bail. You're free to go, but don't attack the Emperor again!

Lord ZEDD leaves through the door....CoN on the other hand walks through the paper wall (you know the paper walls?) minutes later they're all outside walking down the city street

Lord ZEDD: God that place sucked, worse than OUR prisons!
CoN: yeah, but at least we had that good food and those lesbians to entertain us.
Pinky: Well good for you guys. But we still need to look for Zarius, Fireforce, Impy, Darky, Alvin and Jaxel.
Jedi: We can get them all, but let's leave Zarius here
Ray: No, damnit. If anything happens, I'LL be the one in trouble with the cops!
Jedi: Aww!

A low rumbling is heard and ppl turn around and look up in fear. A missile is coming in from the west. It appears some ppl are on it. it's the missing PRC members!

Missing PRC members: nyyyyyaaaaaAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

The missile crashes into the side of a building and falls to the ground, unharmed. They all get off of the missile, and the Soviet is dancing

Soviet: I'm free, free! Hahahaha, in your face you Taliban motherfuckers!!

The Soviet runs down the street laughing all giddy and everyone watches him run off into the sunset. Ray turns to the missing group

Ray: Where in the hell were you guys?!
Darky: Well...umm..it's a long story...so um..
Ray: Well we were leaving Japan anyways, so you can tell uson the plane.
Darky: Uhh....ok...

The missile behind them then falls apart. One of the cardboard pieces catches on fire and everyone turns around and looks. Everyone then looks to each other, shrugs, and leaves. Later on the plane, they have left Japan and are heading for their new destination. The story has been told.

Rebel Ranger: You were in Afghanistan?! Damn...
Darky: Yeah, the Taliban were stupid
Tiger_zord: We all knew that...
Blue Zeo: Hey, Uncle Bob, can we skip China? That SARS thing is there, and you know, we don't want it.
Uncle Bob: Don't worry, I was skipping it anyways.
Everyone: Oh :o
Uncle Bob: next stop, the 2 Koreas!

[Poweranimals]

And just where the heck am I?

[Impy]

Originally posted by redshadowranger
And just where the heck am I?

who cares?

[Darky]

You'll be in it

[tiger_zord]

great chapter:)

[Dragon Warrior]

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid58/pabf9fa11017aa4924e22013fd38c74b7/fc603587.gif funny stuff

[Darky]

Thanks guys

[Poweranimals]

You were thinking of Digimon World Tour when you wrote this, weren't you?

[Titaniumblue]

Darky, can I be in it? Thanks.

[Mega Voyager]

Will they eventually get to England?

[Darky]

RSR- No, I wasn't. Just a random title
Titaniumblue- Yes
Mega Voyager- Yes

[Ninjakus]

Originally posted by Darky
The One and Super Galaxy- I'll get you in there, I'll try to squeeze everyone into it, I promise

Claveler- Yes he would, they're both homies in NYC. trust me, NinjaReddo will be in it too....in his home country of Japan :D

Wait till you see what Claveler and Zarius do in the Middle East :D what about me yo

[Titaniumblue]

Originally posted by Darky
Titaniumblue- Yes


Thanks Darky.....

[ModrnEerie]

Say Darky...:D:D:D

[Darky]

Sure. I'll put up the new chapter soon enough

[Ninjakus]

where am I I live in The good'ole USA

[Darky]

I'll squeeze everyone in

[Poweranimals]

Originally posted by Darky
RSR- No, I wasn't. Just a random title
Titaniumblue- Yes
Mega Voyager- Yes

I was just wondering, because there were a lot of elements that sounded like what happened in Digimon World Tour.. Like Davis' uncle who flew them in his plane to the different locations they had to go. I just thought it was interesting.

[Ron Jeremy]

Damn, Darky. I am not apart of the RangerBoard family? Must I not be apart of your story???? *leaves the computer and lays down on bed and sobs silently*


LOL

j/k

[Darky]

I'll get you in there BlackJackManson, no worries :D
RSR- I forgot about that, hmm, oh well. Coincedence.
Now the new chapter:
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As the PRC head to the 2 Koreas, inside of a conference room underground is a group of evils with intent to rule the world and enslave mankind who are hellbent on destroying the PRC. The leader is at one end of the table with only his hands seen.

?: Goddamnit, those fucking ingrate assholes defeated one of our associates, Simmons! Now the master is going to finish him, and he was so loyal. Goddamn them! When shall we finish these fuckers?
Fidel Castro: No worries, Mein Fuhrer, we shall finish them, I promise. My lover, Kim Jong Il has been warned that they are flying into their area, and will be there in a matter of hours. He has promised us success. Soon the Dark Empire shall regin supreme, and we shall dominant mankind with an iron fist!
?: Good, I want these asswipes eliminated, they must not stop us!
Barney the Dinosaur: I love killing, killing loves me, we shall spread fear when we rule the world, with a tomahawk missile flying in every city, won't you say we are the best?
?: Damnit Barney, STFU!
Janet Reno: Why do you put up with him?
?: He scares the majority of the population, that's why!
Los Luchadores: Sir, I have readied the Telemarketer Foot Soldeirs to be ready to attack on your orders, sir.
?: Excellent, I shall win this war and dominate mankind! Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!


Elsewhere in South Korea, the plane touches down and everyone gets out. The crew then gets a motel, a South Korean Holiday Inn, but with some SK technology involved in it. RSR heads to the bathroom to use the toilet
RSR: Hey, what's this button do?

He pushes a button on the toilet, and the toilet shoots small squirts of red, blue, yellow, green, and clear water out.
RSR: Whoa, they're more developed than we are!

Inside the hotel room, the PRC group sits down to play a game of Truth or Dare.
Zarius: I don't wanna play this game!
Ray: STFU! Ok, Rebel Ranger, you start, truth or dare?
Rebel: Uh....dare....
Ray: Ok, I dare you to go outside, and run the entire block
Rebel: Doesn't sound too bad *he gets up and heads towards the door*
Ray: I didn't finish.....do it in your boxers, no shirt, no pants, no shoes, no socks, just your boxers!
Rebel: What?! It's raining and cold outside with this monsoon, and that's embarassing!
Ray: I know! :D
Rebel: Ungh!

He leaves and does this, comes back inside soaking wet and shivering. He glares at Ray before going into the bathroom tog et some towels to dry himself off.

Rebel: WTF?
RSR: Oh....hello.....
______________________________

More to come on the game later

[Darky]

Also, I'd like to thank everyone wanting to participate in this story, and all who have enjoyed it and complimented the story. It's you ppl who've kept me going on this, thanks!

[GreenWhiteTommy]

if ya go to new york...if ya haven't yet, i'll be there...

[Dragon Warrior]

This is a great fic darkey, but one question. When will the dragon appear?

[tiger_zord]

Originally posted by Darky
Also, I'd like to thank everyone wanting to participate in this story, and all who have enjoyed it and complimented the story. It's you ppl who've kept me going on this, thanks! your welcome :D

[Rebel Ranger]

Originally posted by Darky
Inside the hotel room, the PRC group sits down to play a game of Truth or Dare.
Zarius: I don't wanna play this game!
Ray: STFU! Ok, Rebel Ranger, you start, truth or dare?
Rebel: Uh....dare....
Ray: Ok, I dare you to go outside, and run the entire block
Rebel: Doesn't sound too bad *he gets up and heads towards the door*
Ray: I didn't finish.....do it in your boxers, no shirt, no pants, no shoes, no socks, just your boxers!
Rebel: What?! It's raining and cold outside with this monsoon, and that's embarassing!
Ray: I know! :D
Rebel: Ungh!

He leaves and does this, comes back inside soaking wet and shivering. He glares at Ray before going into the bathroom tog et some towels to dry himself off.

Rebel: WTF?
RSR: Oh....hello.....


My favorite bit. Worrying cliffhanger though.

[Darky]

GreenWhite- We got a lot of New Yorkers here. No, the whole PRC is together, meaning you're with us in South Korea.

Dragon Warrior- I can squeeze you and a few of the others into the next chapter

Rebel- LOL, no don't worry, you just caught RSR on the can

I felt like an actor or director winning an awar for my bits wiht that thank you :D

[Impy]

i dare douglas sloan to put a spike in his anus

[Kamen R2J]

Where I am?
Am I where?
I am Where?
Where am I?

So many things you can scramble with those words. :D

[Darky]

I'll get you in there

[Kamen R2J]

Originally posted by Darky
I'll get you in there Thanks dude. You got funny stuff there.

[Darky]

Thanks, I appreciate that

[ModrnEerie]

Darky did you get my snail mail yet?

[Ron Jeremy]

Originally posted by Darky
I'll get you in there BlackJackManson, no worries :D

Now I feel special. *wipes his tear stained face*

[Darky]

Originally posted by Crystalranger14
Darky did you get my snail mail yet?

No, try again though. Did you get my message of my new address?

BlackJack- We're all a family

[Darky]

Next chapter coming soon

[Kamen R2J]

woo-hoo!

:) :cool: :) :cool: :) :cool:

I wonder what's gonna happen............

[Ron Jeremy]

Originally posted by Darky
Next chapter coming soon
Just make sure Im in.... LOL

[Titaniumblue]

Darky is sure taking a long time but we are all patient. He's probably busy as usual in his life and for school too.

[Kamen R2J]

Originally posted by Titaniumblue
Darky is sure taking a long time but we are all patient. He's probably busy as usual in his life and for school too.

I'm just glad it's Firday. WoOo!!!! (I miss CoN doing that now. :( )

[Darky]

Originally posted by Titaniumblue
Darky is sure taking a long time but we are all patient. He's probably busy as usual in his life and for school too.

Yeah, that and I want to make the story as mysterious/humorous/action filled as possible, so I need to do some brainstorming

[Kamen R2J]

Originally posted by Darky
Yeah, that and I want to make the story as mysterious/humorous/action filled as possible, so I need to do some brainstorming How about if we start a mission that has to do with killing Aaron Carter?

[Darky]

No. I need to figure out an identity for the villain known as ?. One that everyone hates. Hmm

[Kamen R2J]

Originally posted by Darky
No. I need to figure out an identity for the villain known as ?. One that everyone hates. Hmm Yeah. Aaron Carter. AND WE KICK THE SHIT OUTTA HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[Darky]

Only you hate him, I want some dude everyone hates. Besides, I don''t know who that is

[Kamen R2J]

Originally posted by Darky
Only you hate him, I want some dude everyone hates. Besides, I don''t know who that is No, many people here hate him. Ask around.

Aaron Carter is Nick Carter's younger brother. He dated Hilary Duff for awhile(that's why I hate him. Other people hate him just because he's annoying). He's a so called, "super star".

If you need someone else, there's one.




JUSTIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Titaniumblue]

Originally posted by Darky
Yeah, that and I want to make the story as mysterious/humorous/action filled as possible, so I need to do some brainstorming

What about some fantasy/romance for some of the next few chapters (doesn't have to be for every chapters you do for that, just some for certain chapters you do)?. Just a suggestion to include with PRC World.

Darky, you have MSN Messenger right? What's your sign in name? You can email me your sign in name from here. I can't email you from here since you have your email hidden.

[Darky]

TitaniumBlue: I'll consider it. My new email is Black_Dragon_2205@hotmail.com I don't have Messenger anymore.

RedPwr- Good idea. I might use him as the main villain

[Titaniumblue]

Originally posted by Darky
TitaniumBlue: I'll consider it. My new email is Black_Dragon_2205@hotmail.com I don't have Messenger anymore.

RedPwr- Good idea. I might use him as the main villain

Oh ok. Sucks you don't use MSN anymore. Got bored of it?

[Darky]

Yeah.

[Darky]

In North Korea, a thug approaches Kim Jong Il in the palace

Thug: My lord, we've recieved a message from that beautiful man, Fidel Castro.
Kim Jong Il: Ah, Fidel, such a lovely man. *Sigh*. What's the message?
Thug: The PRC group is heading in this direction. In fact they're in South Korea now!
KJI: Great scotts! Well...let them come here, I'll easily destroy them, and do what Simmons couldn't. Then Master will love me more.
Thug: How sir? The PRC...they're the Cho-
KJI: I know that, you moron! But many of them have American/British/Chilean/Canadian patriotism, and that'll work to my advantage. They will come here to prevent me from starting WW3/nuclear war. Then I will crush them like the pests they are! My Ouija board told me so!
Thug: Ah that Ouija board. A great gift from that sewer rat while we were doped up on gasoline fumes
KJI: STFU you fool, or I'll have you arrested and be made a love slave and male entertainment of Bozo the Clown down in my club! And he likes that clown porn shit...I would know...
Thug: Uggh *shivers* But sir, no please, not Bozo!
KJI: You'll be Bozo's bitch if I say so. Hahahahahaha!!! Everything is proceeding as I have forseen. We shall win this fight for the Dark Empire! Hahahaha!!

Elsewhere the PRC group is walking down the streets of South Korea to go to a local restaraunt.
JediMB: Where do they film that Sentai stuff at? I don't see anything!
MegaRed: That would be in Japan, pal
Jedi: Awww!!!
NinjaReddo: The next Sentai is called AerioRanger, it's a team of 10 Rangers with wings, and it takes place in Saudi Arabia before changing locations to Russia!
Zarius: STFU you moron. Damn lying dumbasses
NinjaReddo: I'm not lying you bitch ass honky hoe. Now go back to your cardboard box house and live under that Best Buy sign!
Zarius: Motherfucker....

Zarius turns and kicks NinjaReddo in the gut, causing him to keel over, Zarius then gets NinjaReddo's head over his shoulder just before dropping and delivering a perfectly executed Stone Cold Stunner. NinjaReddo falls over and moans in pain

Zarius: Dickweed
Ray: As much as I enjoy watching this show of power over a pathetic being like NinjaReddo, we have to keep going to get to that restaraunt. I'm hungry.
CoN335: Me too. WOOOO!!! Shazam, Mother Fucker, Shazam!! *CoN stumbles a bit*
Darky: Drunk again?
CoN: Yea, I had 22 Budweisers before leaving my hotel room, so, eh. I just hope it doesn't come back up
BlackJackManson: Well don't act up and run around yelling you're Cornholio like you did in northern Japan
CoN: I am Cornholio, damnit

The group arrives at the restaraunt and sits together in a group of tables close together. They order and wait patiently.
NinjaReddo: Hey, turn it onto Ail Jirai, they're talking about AerioRanger, and I'm the Red Ranger for it!
Zarius: STFU, you lying little prick. Do you think you're impressing anyone? You want another Stunner?
NinjaReddo: Don't fuck with me, white boy, I'll kill you
Zarius: You keep talking to this wrestler like that, and I'll shove my foot up your ass, you little bitch
NinjaReddo: Bitch huh? Your mama's so fat, when she wears red and goes out, kids yell out "Oh look, Kool Aid!"
All: Uwwwww!
Zarius: Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch by going "LA, Vegas, Chicago, New York, London, Paris, Berlin"
All: Uwww!!!!
NinjaReddo: Yo mama's so fat, I screwed her, and got stuck!
All: WTF?
Zarius: Ok, I was going to give you a break and not hurt you, but I have no choice.

The two get up and begin to fight in the restaraunt. Fists, kicks, insults, chairs, tables, fly everywhere. 5 minutes later, the whole PRC was thrown out for causing mayhem.

Darky: Now look at what you idiots did, now we can't eat!
Zarius & NinjaReddo pointing at each other: He started it! *sulk*
Darky: Ahh screw it. I'm heading north because I got some unfinished business to deal with
Jaxel: Why?
Darky: Well, I'm a very patriotic American, and that dick Kim Jong Il has helped terrorists bomb our good buddy South Korea, and not only that, but he's threatining to nuke us. That and my grandfather was in the Korean War *that's a fact, he was a Sgt*, and now Il's doing this shit in which my grandfather fought to make sure didn't happen. Now it all seems as it was a waste. And he's dead now, so it's kind of personal for me. I have it planned out, I just need some ppl to go with me to break in to a palace, kill some troops, take some things, vandalize, and blow up the place. And the UN has a known plan if anything happens, a democratic government, guided by the UN, will be put in to fix everything *I made that up for the sake of this*, so who's gonna help me out?

Jaxel, Fireforce, AlvintheDog, Ray, Blue Zeo, Rain, TitaniumBlue, and RedPwr raise their hands
Darky: Good, Jaxel, Alvin, you're the leaders with me.
Ray: Fine. MegaRed, JediMB, Pinky, you're in charge until we get back

The heroes set out to fix NK and get rid of the evil there. The remaing PRC waves goodbye....until CoN grabs his gut and vomits some of that beer up. Everyone scatters. Elsewhere at the Dark Empire HQ, the leader watches our heroes

?: Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

[Storm Warrior]

OH! PUT ME IN THE FIC! I CAN BE.,...um..........Ninja Shadow Master!

[Darky]

Ok, I will

[Titaniumblue]

Hahaha! That was a great one Darky. Poor Con.....lol My name is there, woohoo! :D

*awaits for next chapter*

[Kamen R2J]

Sweet chapter Darky.

Cool, I appeared out of nowhere!!!!!!!!!! Like Merrick in the WF-TF teamup.

How did I get there though......

Oh, and Darky, your grandfather will be in prayers.

[Darky]

Thanks. And after I finish this story, I've got a new PRC fic in mind- many of us work for the gov'ts of our countries, and a dozen madmen unite all the terrorist groups in the world. The terrorists would be kind of dumb though :p so basically it'd be a action/drama/humor/horror all at once.

Thank you RedPwr.

[Kamen R2J]

Your welcome.

Hope the next story will rule. Hmmmm...........try having some celebrities in it. We can make some jokes about them............

[Darky]

I'll do what I can to make it rock. I got some fight ideas and evil plots planned out...something like The Sum Of All Fears

[Kamen R2J]

Originally posted by Darky
I'll do what I can to make it rock. I got some fight ideas and evil plots planned out...something like The Sum Of All Fears That's cool.

And to make some humor stuff, make some parodies. A Matrix parody would kick ass!

[Darky]

I never saw The Matrix

[Kamen R2J]

Originally posted by Darky
I never saw The Matrix Ok, how about a "The Fast and the Furious" parody? Or we can even make fun of Bruce Almighty!

[Darky]

Never saw those either. I'll find somethign to doa spoof, but as I said, the fic, when I get to it, will mostly be a James Bond/Jack Ryan type of story.

If you don't know who Jack Ryan is, he's the CIA guy in the movies "The Hunt For Red October", "Patriot Games", "Clear And Present Danger" and "The Sum Of All Fears"

[Kamen R2J]

Originally posted by Darky
Never saw those either. I'll find somethign to doa spoof, but as I said, the fic, when I get to it, will mostly be a James Bond/Jack Ryan type of story.

If you don't know who Jack Ryan is, he's the CIA guy in the movies "The Hunt For Red October", "Patriot Games", "Clear And Present Danger" and "The Sum Of All Fears" I see. Well, I can't wait!

[Darky]

Thanks. I'll do everything to make it cool. I already have picked out some terrorist groups, like the IJA *al Qaeda and all of it's terror allies*, and the Irish Republican Army.

As for now, I'll stick with this comedy. I'll do the next chapter tomorrow

[Kamen R2J]

Excellent!

I can't wait until tommorow. my field trip, and now this! Cool!

[Darky]

Well now it might be Saturday or Sunday, my boss just called and said I have to work tomorrow at 5:30, and I get home from school at 10, so I'll need to sleep, shower, etc before going in

[Ranger Stalker]

this is pretty funny! its just missing one thing......... EVERYONES FAVORITE STALKING BISCUIT BOY!!!!!!

[Darky]

Thanks, I'll get you in there

[Storm Warrior]

When is the next chapter coming?

[OriginalRanger]

This is some funny stuff you got going, here, Darky! Can I get in?:)

[Darky]

Thanks, sure I can get you in here.
I'll get the next chapter up some time this week

[timeforce_green]

May i be included too?

[Darky]

Sure

[Ranger Stalker]

when is the next one coming?

[Darky]

Soon, when I get around to it

[Darky]

Ok, I got everything planned, I'll get it up this week sometime

[White_Knight]

Iwantintoo

[Samuri ranger]

Can i be in it. even if it is just annoying impy, please?

[Darky]

Sure. Now here's the next chapter
____________________
The group that wants to fight is heading to NK.
Darky: I'm ready to kill something
Ray: we're not there yet, dude.
Darky: So what? I'm anxious to kill that motherfucker.

Eventually the group arrives at the palace. Darky turns to Fireforce

Darky: You know what to do
Fireforce: Why me?
Darky: Because
Fireforce:...Because what?
Darky: Just because, damnit, now go out there and be the decoy!
Fireforce: Fine

Fireforce goes out dressed as a woman in front of the palace. The 2 NK guards see him and walk over

Guard 1: Well hello, fine lady.
Guard 2: Can we do anything for you?
Fireforce (high pitched voice): Oh yes, yes you can
Guards: What?
Fireforce: Turn around

They do so, and are hit with shovels. Jaxel and Blue Zeo drag them away and throw them in some bushes that are blue. They then head inside the huge palace.

Darky: So you iknow what to do, break up into groups, and hunt for Il. Kill all troops too, if you see any. Ray, you're with Blue Zeo, and Fireforce you go down that hallway. Alvin and Jaxel are with me, we'll go down this hallway. RedPwr is with Rain, they go down this corridor under ground. Be quiet, guys. Long live liberty!

Everyone runs off into their separate groups to find Il and defeat his evil.
_________________________

Well I'll get the next one up soon

[Storm Warrior]

I'm not in it?

[Ron Jeremy]

Fuck I was only mentioned once and every1 else wuz mentioned a million times. I'm starting to feel unloved here. LOL.

[Kamen R2J]

BOOM-SHA-KA-LA-KA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Darky]

I'll get everyone in it
Everyone will get more air time...especially for the final battle

[tiger_zord]

Originally posted by BlackJackManson
Fuck I was only mentioned once and every1 else wuz mentioned a million times. I'm starting to feel unloved here. LOL. Me too, but don't worry, Darky said that everyone will get more air time.

[J89890]

Hey Darky am I in this fic, and if I'm not can you include me in it in some sort of way

[Titaniumblue]

I forgot all about this topic.....lol Good chapter you did there.

[Darky]

Everyone who posts in here will be included.

Thanks TB, it was short, but I wouldn't say it was good. I can do better, and the next one will be. I might explain why the bushes are blue too...I just need to come up with an idea as to why they are

[J89890]

So I will be included, cool

[Storm Warrior]

http://genji.image.pbase.com/u14/devlin/upload/20039194.storm.gif

STORM RANGER!

(My theme song plays heroic music)

[Kamen R2J]

Originally posted by Storm Warrior
http://genji.image.pbase.com/u14/devlin/upload/20039194.storm.gif

STORM RANGER!

(My theme song plays heroic music) Is that your image, or did you just take that from another site?

[Storm Warrior]

Made by Devilen of BnG forums for me. Nice, eh? I give him credit.

[Darky]

Elsewhere in South Korea, the remaining group has lost a lot of it's food. Instead of wanting the room service, because the food at the hotel sucked, they need to go to the supermarket.

Storm Warrior: Ok, so who goes to the store?
All: Not me
BlackJackManson: Well we need food damnit, I'm hungry
MegaRed: You're always hungry!
BlackJackManson: Hey that's not my fault!
MegaRed: Yes it is! Take some drugs or something...or take up drinking like CoN did.

Everyone looks over at CoN, who is piss drunk still, while burping and hiccuping.

BlackJackManson: No thanks
Tiger_Zord: Fine, we'll draw straws, whoever gets the shortest will go to the supermarket....like we don't know who that is!

They all draw straws from a pile that appeared out of nowhere. Tiger_zord, of course, gets the smallest.

Tiger_Zord: Aww that figures....alright, bye

So Tiger_Zord goes outside and drives to the store. He gets everything that he needs (use your imagination here) He's on the way back to the hotel in his convertable, but then police sirens are heard. Tiger_Zord looks up and sees a cop on a motorcycle following him, the cop motions for him to pull over.

Tiger_Zord: Aww crap.

Tiger_Zord pulls over and the cop pulls up from behind. The cop then gets off the cycle and walks up to the car whil taking his helmet off. Tiger_Zord rolls the windows down to see him

Tiger_Zord: Yes, Officer, is something wrong?

The cop bends down so Tiger can see his face. The cop looks just like the T-1000 from T2. The cop then holds up a picture of a young blond male teenager with long hair.

T-1000 looking cop: Have you seen this boy?
Tiger_Zord: AHHHHHH!!! AHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!!

Tiger_Zord speeds away, but the cop follows him....on foot. He's running right behind him....it IS the T-1000! Tiger_Zord proceeds to drive like a maniac, causing traffic to swerve, some cars crash. T-1000 is still running

T-1000: You can't run from me!

Tiger_Zord does, however, outrun the T-1000. He finally gets back to the hotel with the food. Everyone looks at him after he gets in.

Pinky: What's wrong with you? You seem scared and nervous
Tiger_Zord: Uhhh.......no reason.
MegaRed: Well guys, I'm just wondering how the others are doing. I hope they're ok.
Zarius: Same here...but hey we got food now so let's eat!
All: Yeah!

Everyone proceeds to eat...until CoN throws up again, and everyone feels as if they need to do it as well.

All: Ewwww!!!

[Storm Warrior]

Only one line? 'm so misunderstood.............

[Darky]

I've said everyone will get more

[J89890]

Where am I in this Fic

[Darky]

Read what I've said above, trust me

[tiger_zord]

Great chapter!

[Titaniumblue]

That was a good chapter too.

[Kamen R2J]

How did they get from splitting up to the hotel in under 1 chapter?

[Darky]

They just did! How can a human be talking to Satan, much less turn into a monster, or how can T-1000 exist? It's supposed to be fun. Thanks for the compliments guys. T-1000 will be seen again off and on

[Kamen R2J]

Originally posted by Darky
They just did! How can a human be talking to Satan, much less turn into a monster, or how can T-1000 exist? It's supposed to be fun. Thanks for the compliments guys. T-1000 will be seen again off and on

Ah well, good chapter.

[Darky]

Thanks. I'm not trying to sound harsh or anything, I'm just saying

[Storm Warrior2]

*BIG BUMP*

Darky! I miss this. It was the funnist thing on the board. WAAA~

[Darky]

Oh damn, I forgot about this. Well I can start over, as many have left, and I don't know who's here, etc.