GreenNinja
07-24-2007, 11:23 AM
Power Rangers Operation Overdrive
Task 15x- - "Once a Ranger"
15th Anniversaranger: GreenNinja
Special Thanks To: Charlie of the A-Squad (and Beevor!)
"Once a Ranger" Anniversary Fiver: (MiB: Memories in Bridge)
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*The SGS Museum*
Shirubegami: I've found it! Now we can raise the Sky Ship!
Miramax: Wrong evil plot.
Shirubegami: I guess I can chalk up another loss...
Bejeweled Yaiba: One more pun like that and I'll vaporize you!
Rose: Unhand that Plot Device!
Miramax: It's you!
Satoru: Your test lied! I AM the greatest!
Miramax: ...who are you again?
Satoru: Ready!
Everyone Else Sans Mack: Ready?
*START UP!*
*Several hours of fighting later*
Bejewled Yaiba: ENOUGH OF THIS!
Miramax: You're the one who created that monster in the first place...
Bejewled Yaiba: Oh, now the whole thing is my fault!
Miramax: You never do what I want to do!
Bejeweled Yaiba: What you want to do is physically impossible!
Mack: Guys, we can hear everything you're saying.
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*Cold Miser's Lair*
Norg: WHEEEEEEE!
*Norg finds his entire body encased in ice*
Norg: Now I can be preserved for future generations!
McFlurry: Finally, I can get rid of you.
*The iThrax conks Flurious on the head*
iThrax: Are you suffering from headaches, indigestion, sleeplessness, impotence and five annoying teenagers?
McFlurry: It's like you read my mind.
iThrax: Then Zelthrax is just what your doctor prescribes. Available...NOW!
*McFlurry is absorbed. So is Norg*
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*SGS Museum*
Mack: Thank you, thank you. We do it all for the people.
Dax: And our generous salaries.
Rose: Hartford doesn't pay us.
Tyzonn: Then where's Ronny getting all that money from?
Bejeweled Yaiba: We've still got our jewel.
Miramax: Don't say that out loud! I'm keeping it safe.
Bejeweled Yaiba: Where?
Miramax: Right in my...
*An iThrax absorbs them in too*
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*Thrax's Moon Palace and Auto Repair*
Bejeweled Yaiba: Who invited you here?
McFlurry: You suffering from impotence too?
Thrax: I invited all of you here. My name is Thrax!
Benglo: The Time Force guy?
Thrax: NO! The son of Rita and Zedd!
Ming: Known in the dark days as Florence V. Zedd the Third.
Thrax: It's a family name, okay? Can we get with the program here?
Domiratrix: I thought you were sent to the Shadow Realm.
Thrax: Someone decided to play Monster Reborn. Like the ex-ninjas here, I was trapped by the Sentinel Deus Ex in a space dumpster. Then I broke out.
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*Flashback*
Thrax: After all these years I'm free! It's time to conquer...Mars!
Face of Mars: Look in the other direction.
Thrax: It's time to conquer...EARTH!
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*Thrax's Moon Palace and Stage Show Revue*
Thrax: So my plan is to destroy the Rangers. Then I'll betray you all and...
Moltoryuuon: Your mic's on.
Thrax: So, who's in?
Flurry: *seething* MOLTOR!
Moltoryuuon: BENGLO!!
Benglo: KAMDOR!
Kamdor: FLURIOUS
Ming: MIRATRIX!
Miratrix: MING!
Norg: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORG~!
Thrax: Can I kill him?
McFlurry: Believe me, I've tried.
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*Hartford Theme Park*
Rose: We're heroes!
Mack: We're rich!
Ronny: I would never want to give this up.
Will: I wonder how much I can sell this Tracker for...
Tyzonn: Hey, Spencer, what is it?
Spencer: There's a call for Mr. Hartford on Line 1. And a threat on Line 8.
*Show Thrax's army, marching in sync. Nobody runs in fear, because nobody's in the city*
Thrax: I am Thrax, son of Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd!
Dax: You're the Time Force guy?
Thrax: STOP SAYING THAT! I demand to see your Rangers at once, or I will hurt innocent people! And this kitten!
Mack: We have to help that kitten!
Ronny: Eh.
Thrax: And this vintage American car.
Ronny: LET'S GO!
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*San Angeles de Owned by Hartford*
Thrax: Space Ninjas, let our powers combine!
*Black and white lightning*
Mack: Stop!
Ronny: Step away from the car, or I WILL remove your brains with a wrench!
*Start Up!*
*The sheer force of the lightning knocks the Rangers to various streets and storefronts*
Rose: Gougou Autovajin, GO!
Lava Lizards: FIRE!
Transtek: GAK!
Moltoryuuon: I've always wanted to do that.
Will: WHIRLYCOPTER!
Chillers: ICE!
Whirlycopter: GAK!
Norg: I've always wanted to do that.
Flurious: Who told you you could participate in the battle?
Norg: Everyone else was doing it.
Flurious: OUT!
Trackers: GAK!
Will: Damn, this will never sell on eBay now...
Thrax: Mwahahahaha!
Sentinel Zuban: Zubanbanbanban!
*Teleport*
Dax: Sentinel Zuban! You saved us!
Sentinel Zuban: Zun Zun! Baaaaaaaaaaaan!
Tyzonn: Who understood that? ...besides Dax.
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*Casa del Hartford*
Hartford: Your attachment to the Morphing Grid has been destroyed.
Rose: The what?
Hartford: Aren't you supposed to be the smart one?
Ronny: Yay! I'm the smart one now!
Hartford: Quiet. Hope isn't lost. You still have your powers from when I screwed with your DNA. ...and Tyzonn's natural shininess.
Tyzonn: *Sparkle*
Hartford: I'm BLIND!
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*Stonehenge*
Benglo: This is Stonehenge? It's....tiny.
Bejeweled Yaiba: A dwarf could step on it.
Ming: Why are we working with you again?
Bejeweled Yaiba: Winner gets to kill Norg.
Benglo: Right. The killing.
*Jeeps, bikes and an ATV drive up*
Ronny: That was a damn good ride here.
Rose: ...ew. I'm not touching the seat.
*BATTLE!*
Rose: Right behind you!
Ming: Is that you, Jessica Alba?
Rose: OW!
Ming: You're not Jessica Alba!
*Ming is ensnared by vines*
Ming: THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO GO THERE!
*Power-Pop-Rap Theme*
Xander: Hi, I'm Xander.
Delta Blasters: BAM!
Bejeweled Yaiba: Landors? Tate? Akaza?
Bridge: Carson.
Norg: NOOOOOOOOOOR-*conk*
*Benglo is blasted by an ear-shattering scream*
Benglo: MY EARDRUMS, THEY BURN!
Kira: I take offense to that!
*Shushuto sanjou!*
Tori: You're easier to beat up than some of my old students.
*Non-copyrighted, vaugely resembling the MMPR theme music*
Adam: My name is Itsuki Koizumi, and I am an ESPer.
Bridge: I'M the ESPer.
Adam: I thought you were the time-traveler.
*Power down!*
Mack: Who are you?
Rose: Other Rangers?
Ronny: Are they nice?
Sentinel Zuban: I can explain everything.
Xander: Hi, Chip. I'm Xander.
Sentinel Zuban: I told you not to call me that!
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*Hartford Mansion Basement*
Xander: Hi, I'm Xander.
Bridge: We get it. You didn't have a teamup!
Sentinel Zuban: These are Adam, Tori, Xander, Bridge and Kira. I have recharged their powers with my own energy.
Tyzonn: Is there anything your powers can't do?
Sentinel Zuban: It depends on the plot.
Adam: Once a Ranger, Always a Ranger.
Spencer: The man has a point.
Bridge: None of you have probably met me either. I am Bridge Carson, Force from the Future!
Kira: Who are you again?
Bridge: You remember nothing!
Kira: Weren't you the Green Ranger?
Bridge: NOTHING!
Rose: Green Ranger?
Bridge: I WAS, but then I got promoted to Blue, Sky got promoted to Commander, so I got promoted to Red. Syd and Z didn't get promoted. Haha! Commander Birdy was promoted to entree at Pollo Tropical. He never should've gone out into Miami at night.
Xander: And Chip was promoted to Golden Glowing Swordman.
Sentinel Zuban: Look, the knight thing happened. Can we just leave it at that? By the way, how's Madison doing?
Xander: Who?
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*The Main Room*
Tyzonn: We just can't compare to them.
Mack: Screw them! We have money!
Kira: "New Rangers Save Precious Monument". Ha, we win. That lab is nice, y'know. Dr. O would've loved it. Then created a mind-controlling dinosaur. He loves that sort of thing.
Adam: How did he become a doctor?
Kira: It's a LONG story.
Tori: Guys, the alert is going off.
Xander: Hi, I'm Xander.
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*The Street*
McFlurry: With this monument to my greatness, everyone wil fear the name of FLURIOUS AND THE CHILLERS!
Adam: Think again! *Zap* This cycle is nice.
McFlurry: It's PINK!
Adam: But I make it look cool. Guys, get 'em!
*A battle of pure ownage ensues. Norg declares himself General*
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*Hartford, Inc.*
Hartford: Thanks for all your help, Adam. I'm sure you had busy lives you had to stop.
Adam: Eh. Tori has Shane and Dustin filling in for her, Bridge can return when he left, and Xander's left his job up to Madison. Kira has a recording at 5:00, though.
Hartford: Who's Madison?
Adam: As for me, I left a job of voice acting. Have you heard of Ichigo? Vash?
Hartford: No...no I haven't. Is there ANY way to fix these things?
Adam: I know someone who can.
Hartford: If it's Dr. O, he's a hack, I tell you! A HACK!
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*Thrax's Moon Palace and Love Hotel*
McFlurry: No one told me there would be other Rangers!
Thrax: Are they nice?
McFlurry: They are not nice! They hurt me! Just like Moltor hurt my sled!
Moltoryuuon: Ha-ha!
McFlurry: Shush, I have a backup plan. Stole this beauty from Lemuria.
Mirage Monster: ROAR!
McFlurry: Needs more gyros.
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*Hartford's Room*
Rose: Mr. Hartford. We've come to a decision....
Ronny: I'll miss you, Drill Driver. *tear*
Will: Yo, Hartford, if your TV's missing...it wasn't me.
Dax: We're quitting.
Mack: Tyzonn and I are getting married.
Hartford: You're QUITTING?!
*And now a word from our sponsors*
Mysterquestionmarkous: I am Samuell Benta, and I am here to tell you that you are watching Operation Overdrive, which does not endorse the cool act of robbery.
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*Thrax's Moon Palace and School of Wizardry*
Benglo: That's it! This alliance is accomplishing nothing! Ming, I blame you.
Ming: I thought we were friends!
Domiratrix: Has anyone seen Thrax?
McFlurry: No. But I've seen the new Rangers. Love the suits.
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*Angel Grove - Abandoned Warehouse District*
Kira: What are we looking for?
Adam: Lost mail. Shipped all the way from Mirinoi.
Xander: Mail-Order Bride, eh?
DekaNarrator: Bridge wa ESPer de aru...
Chiller #1: Okay, so we sneak up in front of them, and charge head-on! No defeat!
Chiller #2: Has that ever worked?
Chiller #1: We'll keep trying it until it does!
Xander: Hi, I'm Xander.
*Xander is thrown into a crate labeled "Return to Australia"*
Xander: That never works.
Kira: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chiller: I thought you had a GOOD voice!
*Bridge somehow turns Sen-chan's thinking pose into a fighting move*
Chillers: KABOOM!
Xander: Maaji Maji...something...how does it go?
Tori: Not now, I'm getting wet. *Waterburst*
Adam: HI-YAH! *Roundhouse kick* If you can't see Adam, that means you're about to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
*The vets come upon a box with a lightning bolt symbol*
Bridge: I know how this goes! Harry di...
Xander: I haven't finished reading yet!
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*Batcave*
*Mack is watching a Roomba scurry about*
Sentinel Zuban: Look, I'm sorry about the whole "replacing you with the old guys" thing. You're a valuable asset to the world's safety, okay? Please, do SOMETHING!
Mack: Is that sarcasm?
Sentinel Zuban: Yes.
Mack: See ya!
Sentinel Zuban: Didn't think that would work.
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*Monaco*
Ronny: No Hartford calling me into the basement....I MISS YOU, DRILL DRIVER!
Press: Miss Robinson, who or what is a Drill Driver?
Ronny: Did I just say that out loud?
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*New Zealand*
Dax: Look at me! I'm Frankie Chang!
Director: Cut! Who let the behind-the-scenes footage into the episode? Next take!
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*Museum of Easily Stolen Artifacts*
Will: Upgrade your security system, guys. Or this will get stolen. Again. By me.
Guy: What was that last part?
Will: Again?
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*Somewhere in the Middle of Somewhere*
Tyzonn: Hello? Mr. Hartford? I don't think I can see the gate! Is this really your backyard? Hello...llo...llo....llo.....
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*University of Nuclear Robotics*
Rose: And that's why Hartford Inc. is polluting our environment. Thank you and have a good day.
Mack: ROSE!
Rose: MACK! ...what are you doing here?
Mack: What do you know about Excelsior?
Rose: There's a book on it in our Library. I think it's written by MacGuffin.
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*Mystic Forest*
*Mack falls into Rootcore*
Clare: Are you the new Red Mystic Ranger?
Mack: Tree girl?
Clare: You saw nothing.
*Mack finds himself awakened near a giant-sized version of Natsuki's statue. The right arm reads "Made in China"*
Thrax: Dude! We found it! You're so cool. Now I have to kill you.
Dax: *bounces off of Thrax's head* 50 points!
Thrax: You're still alive? How'd you get here from New Zealand so quickly?
Mack: TEAM SPIRIT! Udonna isn't going to give you Excelsior.
Thrax: Udonna? The noodle queen?
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*Hartford Mansion*
Alpha 6: Let me tell ya, Mirinoi looks a lot different from the last time I saw it.
Adam: That's because this is Earth.
Alpha 6: Oh. What am I here for?
Hartford: We're sending you inside the Morphing Grid.
Alpha 6: You can do that? I thought....Ai-yi-yi.
*Alpha is zapped in*
Hartford: Finally, my ears.
*Giant Lemuria Beast appears*
Hartford: Take the Zords. I think we finally got the scent of Ronny off them.
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*Mystic Forest*
Will: I quit, man! This sword thing is too difficult!
Mack: We're not quitting! We already did that! I WILL GET IT!
Warrior Udonna: Because you have proven that you're not totally worthless, you may have Excelsior. And tell Clare that she needs to keep Rootcore looking better.
Mack: Aren't you supposed to be touring the country on a motorcycle?
Warrior Udonna: A wizard did it.
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*The Battle of Task 29*
Kira: How do you drive this thing?
Tori: It's not that tough.
Xander: I AM a Zord, what am I doing this for?
Bridge: Just like riding a bike.
Sam: Don't bring me into this!
Adam: So I'm the Sixth Ranger? Does this mean I get severely depowered soon?
Mack: ZUBANBANBANBANBAN!
Adam: No one since Tommy has been able to do that.
Kira: Mention Tommy again and I'll destroy this Zord.
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*Hartford Estate*
Mack: Here ya go. Excelsior.
*Sentinel Zuban gets a body and the ability to speak without the echo filter*
Sentinel Zuban: I am the Great Swordman, Sentinel Knight!
Rose: Your voice sounds different.
Sentinel Zuban: Only those with a beautiful heart can hear me.
Mack: That's why I can hear you, right?
Sentinel Zuban: The greatest in the world is Tendou Souji-sama!
Will: Who?
Sentinel Zuban: No, repeat after me! Tendou-sama!
Hartford: TENDOU, STOP DOING THAT!
*Tendou Hyper Clocks Up just as the vets return*
Bridge: It feels like someone's been screwing with the time barrier. Or maybe that's just me.
Alpha 6: Your powers are back!
Dax: Awesome! ...wait, we lost our powers?
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*The Street of No Return*
Thrax: He was supposed to be invincible!
McFlurry: You take after your parents too much.
Thrax: My parents are weak! Mom's the Queen of All Good Magic, and Dad's an encyclopedia salesman in Compton. I'll SHOW THEM ALL! THRAX WILL RULE THE WORLD!
Cyber Vulturos: This system has encountered an error. Abort? Retry? Ignore?
Thrax: Retry!
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*Hartford Mansion*
*The Trackers are returned*
Dax: Don't need it. *Dax tosses his Tracker into the control panel and picks up his iPhone*
Spencer: I'll go get the power back on, sir.
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*Not Another Rock Quarry*
Mack: Let's do it!
Adam: It's Morphin' Time!
*Adam gets a new sequence that equates to evoking the gods themselves*
Tori: Ninja Storm, Ranger Form! *Stock footage*
Kira: Dino Thunder, Power Up! *Stock footage*
Bridge: SPD, Emergency! *NEW SEQUENCE*
Xander: Finishio! *Xander becomes invisible* That's the spell, isn't it?
Overdrive: START...UP!
Everyone: HA! Ha! HA! HYAH! HUH? HA! WHO? HA!
Thrax: It's like they're trying to speak to me, I know it!
Thrax: But how?
Mack: Once a Ranger...
Adam: Always a Chance! ...what?
*Adam summons the Defender Vest and punches Thrax. There is an explosion*
*Bridge and Mack trade weapons and learn to fly. There is an explosion*
*Xander summons the Mystic Fighters and punches the Fearcats. There is an explosion*
*Tyzonn snaps his fingers. There is an explosion*
*Kira, Ronny, Rose and Tori fight. The fanboys explode*
Sentinel Zuban: DEUS...EX...MACHINA! It ends here, Thrax!
Thrax: Oh. Hi, Chip.
Sentinel Zuban: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
*1...2...3...ZUBAN KICK*
Cyber Vulturos: GAK!
Thrax: GAK!
Domiratrix: We're not allowed to die yet....are we?
McFlurry: I'm not going to stick around to find out.
*The villains teleport away, leaving Norg standing*
Norg: RAGH! I am your final challenge, Rangers...Rangers? Where'd everybody go? Does anyone love Norg?
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*Hartford Mansion*
Dax: Sorry guys, but this is our season. We'd love for you to stay...
Spencer: I have toast.
Bridge: Is it buttery?
Spencer: Of course, it had to be.
Tori: Give us a call anytime you want.
Hartford: Custom surfboards? I thought you were a nin...
Tori: Shush! It's a secret.
Kira: I can give you a demo of my latest CD. If it ever gets released...
Xander: 10% discount at the Rock Porium. Just as long as it's not the Bulgarian Nose Flute Orchestra.
Adam: Alpha, let's go. We have things to do.
Alpha: Whatever you say, Mr. The Stampede.
Hartford: Once more for old times' sake.
Bridge: Everybody say cheese.
Everybody: RANGERS FOR...
Memory-Eraser Thingy: ZAP!
Bridge: Who am I? Who are you? What day is this?
Spencer: I think he erased his own memory, sir.
*Bridge aimlessly wanders around and falls down the Batpole at Ludicrous Speed*
Task 15x- - "Once a Ranger"
15th Anniversaranger: GreenNinja
Special Thanks To: Charlie of the A-Squad (and Beevor!)
"Once a Ranger" Anniversary Fiver: (MiB: Memories in Bridge)
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*The SGS Museum*
Shirubegami: I've found it! Now we can raise the Sky Ship!
Miramax: Wrong evil plot.
Shirubegami: I guess I can chalk up another loss...
Bejeweled Yaiba: One more pun like that and I'll vaporize you!
Rose: Unhand that Plot Device!
Miramax: It's you!
Satoru: Your test lied! I AM the greatest!
Miramax: ...who are you again?
Satoru: Ready!
Everyone Else Sans Mack: Ready?
*START UP!*
*Several hours of fighting later*
Bejewled Yaiba: ENOUGH OF THIS!
Miramax: You're the one who created that monster in the first place...
Bejewled Yaiba: Oh, now the whole thing is my fault!
Miramax: You never do what I want to do!
Bejeweled Yaiba: What you want to do is physically impossible!
Mack: Guys, we can hear everything you're saying.
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*Cold Miser's Lair*
Norg: WHEEEEEEE!
*Norg finds his entire body encased in ice*
Norg: Now I can be preserved for future generations!
McFlurry: Finally, I can get rid of you.
*The iThrax conks Flurious on the head*
iThrax: Are you suffering from headaches, indigestion, sleeplessness, impotence and five annoying teenagers?
McFlurry: It's like you read my mind.
iThrax: Then Zelthrax is just what your doctor prescribes. Available...NOW!
*McFlurry is absorbed. So is Norg*
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*SGS Museum*
Mack: Thank you, thank you. We do it all for the people.
Dax: And our generous salaries.
Rose: Hartford doesn't pay us.
Tyzonn: Then where's Ronny getting all that money from?
Bejeweled Yaiba: We've still got our jewel.
Miramax: Don't say that out loud! I'm keeping it safe.
Bejeweled Yaiba: Where?
Miramax: Right in my...
*An iThrax absorbs them in too*
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*Thrax's Moon Palace and Auto Repair*
Bejeweled Yaiba: Who invited you here?
McFlurry: You suffering from impotence too?
Thrax: I invited all of you here. My name is Thrax!
Benglo: The Time Force guy?
Thrax: NO! The son of Rita and Zedd!
Ming: Known in the dark days as Florence V. Zedd the Third.
Thrax: It's a family name, okay? Can we get with the program here?
Domiratrix: I thought you were sent to the Shadow Realm.
Thrax: Someone decided to play Monster Reborn. Like the ex-ninjas here, I was trapped by the Sentinel Deus Ex in a space dumpster. Then I broke out.
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*Flashback*
Thrax: After all these years I'm free! It's time to conquer...Mars!
Face of Mars: Look in the other direction.
Thrax: It's time to conquer...EARTH!
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*Thrax's Moon Palace and Stage Show Revue*
Thrax: So my plan is to destroy the Rangers. Then I'll betray you all and...
Moltoryuuon: Your mic's on.
Thrax: So, who's in?
Flurry: *seething* MOLTOR!
Moltoryuuon: BENGLO!!
Benglo: KAMDOR!
Kamdor: FLURIOUS
Ming: MIRATRIX!
Miratrix: MING!
Norg: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORG~!
Thrax: Can I kill him?
McFlurry: Believe me, I've tried.
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*Hartford Theme Park*
Rose: We're heroes!
Mack: We're rich!
Ronny: I would never want to give this up.
Will: I wonder how much I can sell this Tracker for...
Tyzonn: Hey, Spencer, what is it?
Spencer: There's a call for Mr. Hartford on Line 1. And a threat on Line 8.
*Show Thrax's army, marching in sync. Nobody runs in fear, because nobody's in the city*
Thrax: I am Thrax, son of Rita Repulsa and Lord Zedd!
Dax: You're the Time Force guy?
Thrax: STOP SAYING THAT! I demand to see your Rangers at once, or I will hurt innocent people! And this kitten!
Mack: We have to help that kitten!
Ronny: Eh.
Thrax: And this vintage American car.
Ronny: LET'S GO!
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*San Angeles de Owned by Hartford*
Thrax: Space Ninjas, let our powers combine!
*Black and white lightning*
Mack: Stop!
Ronny: Step away from the car, or I WILL remove your brains with a wrench!
*Start Up!*
*The sheer force of the lightning knocks the Rangers to various streets and storefronts*
Rose: Gougou Autovajin, GO!
Lava Lizards: FIRE!
Transtek: GAK!
Moltoryuuon: I've always wanted to do that.
Will: WHIRLYCOPTER!
Chillers: ICE!
Whirlycopter: GAK!
Norg: I've always wanted to do that.
Flurious: Who told you you could participate in the battle?
Norg: Everyone else was doing it.
Flurious: OUT!
Trackers: GAK!
Will: Damn, this will never sell on eBay now...
Thrax: Mwahahahaha!
Sentinel Zuban: Zubanbanbanban!
*Teleport*
Dax: Sentinel Zuban! You saved us!
Sentinel Zuban: Zun Zun! Baaaaaaaaaaaan!
Tyzonn: Who understood that? ...besides Dax.
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*Casa del Hartford*
Hartford: Your attachment to the Morphing Grid has been destroyed.
Rose: The what?
Hartford: Aren't you supposed to be the smart one?
Ronny: Yay! I'm the smart one now!
Hartford: Quiet. Hope isn't lost. You still have your powers from when I screwed with your DNA. ...and Tyzonn's natural shininess.
Tyzonn: *Sparkle*
Hartford: I'm BLIND!
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*Stonehenge*
Benglo: This is Stonehenge? It's....tiny.
Bejeweled Yaiba: A dwarf could step on it.
Ming: Why are we working with you again?
Bejeweled Yaiba: Winner gets to kill Norg.
Benglo: Right. The killing.
*Jeeps, bikes and an ATV drive up*
Ronny: That was a damn good ride here.
Rose: ...ew. I'm not touching the seat.
*BATTLE!*
Rose: Right behind you!
Ming: Is that you, Jessica Alba?
Rose: OW!
Ming: You're not Jessica Alba!
*Ming is ensnared by vines*
Ming: THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO GO THERE!
*Power-Pop-Rap Theme*
Xander: Hi, I'm Xander.
Delta Blasters: BAM!
Bejeweled Yaiba: Landors? Tate? Akaza?
Bridge: Carson.
Norg: NOOOOOOOOOOR-*conk*
*Benglo is blasted by an ear-shattering scream*
Benglo: MY EARDRUMS, THEY BURN!
Kira: I take offense to that!
*Shushuto sanjou!*
Tori: You're easier to beat up than some of my old students.
*Non-copyrighted, vaugely resembling the MMPR theme music*
Adam: My name is Itsuki Koizumi, and I am an ESPer.
Bridge: I'M the ESPer.
Adam: I thought you were the time-traveler.
*Power down!*
Mack: Who are you?
Rose: Other Rangers?
Ronny: Are they nice?
Sentinel Zuban: I can explain everything.
Xander: Hi, Chip. I'm Xander.
Sentinel Zuban: I told you not to call me that!
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*Hartford Mansion Basement*
Xander: Hi, I'm Xander.
Bridge: We get it. You didn't have a teamup!
Sentinel Zuban: These are Adam, Tori, Xander, Bridge and Kira. I have recharged their powers with my own energy.
Tyzonn: Is there anything your powers can't do?
Sentinel Zuban: It depends on the plot.
Adam: Once a Ranger, Always a Ranger.
Spencer: The man has a point.
Bridge: None of you have probably met me either. I am Bridge Carson, Force from the Future!
Kira: Who are you again?
Bridge: You remember nothing!
Kira: Weren't you the Green Ranger?
Bridge: NOTHING!
Rose: Green Ranger?
Bridge: I WAS, but then I got promoted to Blue, Sky got promoted to Commander, so I got promoted to Red. Syd and Z didn't get promoted. Haha! Commander Birdy was promoted to entree at Pollo Tropical. He never should've gone out into Miami at night.
Xander: And Chip was promoted to Golden Glowing Swordman.
Sentinel Zuban: Look, the knight thing happened. Can we just leave it at that? By the way, how's Madison doing?
Xander: Who?
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*The Main Room*
Tyzonn: We just can't compare to them.
Mack: Screw them! We have money!
Kira: "New Rangers Save Precious Monument". Ha, we win. That lab is nice, y'know. Dr. O would've loved it. Then created a mind-controlling dinosaur. He loves that sort of thing.
Adam: How did he become a doctor?
Kira: It's a LONG story.
Tori: Guys, the alert is going off.
Xander: Hi, I'm Xander.
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*The Street*
McFlurry: With this monument to my greatness, everyone wil fear the name of FLURIOUS AND THE CHILLERS!
Adam: Think again! *Zap* This cycle is nice.
McFlurry: It's PINK!
Adam: But I make it look cool. Guys, get 'em!
*A battle of pure ownage ensues. Norg declares himself General*
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*Hartford, Inc.*
Hartford: Thanks for all your help, Adam. I'm sure you had busy lives you had to stop.
Adam: Eh. Tori has Shane and Dustin filling in for her, Bridge can return when he left, and Xander's left his job up to Madison. Kira has a recording at 5:00, though.
Hartford: Who's Madison?
Adam: As for me, I left a job of voice acting. Have you heard of Ichigo? Vash?
Hartford: No...no I haven't. Is there ANY way to fix these things?
Adam: I know someone who can.
Hartford: If it's Dr. O, he's a hack, I tell you! A HACK!
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*Thrax's Moon Palace and Love Hotel*
McFlurry: No one told me there would be other Rangers!
Thrax: Are they nice?
McFlurry: They are not nice! They hurt me! Just like Moltor hurt my sled!
Moltoryuuon: Ha-ha!
McFlurry: Shush, I have a backup plan. Stole this beauty from Lemuria.
Mirage Monster: ROAR!
McFlurry: Needs more gyros.
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*Hartford's Room*
Rose: Mr. Hartford. We've come to a decision....
Ronny: I'll miss you, Drill Driver. *tear*
Will: Yo, Hartford, if your TV's missing...it wasn't me.
Dax: We're quitting.
Mack: Tyzonn and I are getting married.
Hartford: You're QUITTING?!
*And now a word from our sponsors*
Mysterquestionmarkous: I am Samuell Benta, and I am here to tell you that you are watching Operation Overdrive, which does not endorse the cool act of robbery.
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*Thrax's Moon Palace and School of Wizardry*
Benglo: That's it! This alliance is accomplishing nothing! Ming, I blame you.
Ming: I thought we were friends!
Domiratrix: Has anyone seen Thrax?
McFlurry: No. But I've seen the new Rangers. Love the suits.
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*Angel Grove - Abandoned Warehouse District*
Kira: What are we looking for?
Adam: Lost mail. Shipped all the way from Mirinoi.
Xander: Mail-Order Bride, eh?
DekaNarrator: Bridge wa ESPer de aru...
Chiller #1: Okay, so we sneak up in front of them, and charge head-on! No defeat!
Chiller #2: Has that ever worked?
Chiller #1: We'll keep trying it until it does!
Xander: Hi, I'm Xander.
*Xander is thrown into a crate labeled "Return to Australia"*
Xander: That never works.
Kira: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Chiller: I thought you had a GOOD voice!
*Bridge somehow turns Sen-chan's thinking pose into a fighting move*
Chillers: KABOOM!
Xander: Maaji Maji...something...how does it go?
Tori: Not now, I'm getting wet. *Waterburst*
Adam: HI-YAH! *Roundhouse kick* If you can't see Adam, that means you're about to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
*The vets come upon a box with a lightning bolt symbol*
Bridge: I know how this goes! Harry di...
Xander: I haven't finished reading yet!
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*Batcave*
*Mack is watching a Roomba scurry about*
Sentinel Zuban: Look, I'm sorry about the whole "replacing you with the old guys" thing. You're a valuable asset to the world's safety, okay? Please, do SOMETHING!
Mack: Is that sarcasm?
Sentinel Zuban: Yes.
Mack: See ya!
Sentinel Zuban: Didn't think that would work.
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*Monaco*
Ronny: No Hartford calling me into the basement....I MISS YOU, DRILL DRIVER!
Press: Miss Robinson, who or what is a Drill Driver?
Ronny: Did I just say that out loud?
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*New Zealand*
Dax: Look at me! I'm Frankie Chang!
Director: Cut! Who let the behind-the-scenes footage into the episode? Next take!
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*Museum of Easily Stolen Artifacts*
Will: Upgrade your security system, guys. Or this will get stolen. Again. By me.
Guy: What was that last part?
Will: Again?
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*Somewhere in the Middle of Somewhere*
Tyzonn: Hello? Mr. Hartford? I don't think I can see the gate! Is this really your backyard? Hello...llo...llo....llo.....
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*University of Nuclear Robotics*
Rose: And that's why Hartford Inc. is polluting our environment. Thank you and have a good day.
Mack: ROSE!
Rose: MACK! ...what are you doing here?
Mack: What do you know about Excelsior?
Rose: There's a book on it in our Library. I think it's written by MacGuffin.
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*Mystic Forest*
*Mack falls into Rootcore*
Clare: Are you the new Red Mystic Ranger?
Mack: Tree girl?
Clare: You saw nothing.
*Mack finds himself awakened near a giant-sized version of Natsuki's statue. The right arm reads "Made in China"*
Thrax: Dude! We found it! You're so cool. Now I have to kill you.
Dax: *bounces off of Thrax's head* 50 points!
Thrax: You're still alive? How'd you get here from New Zealand so quickly?
Mack: TEAM SPIRIT! Udonna isn't going to give you Excelsior.
Thrax: Udonna? The noodle queen?
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*Hartford Mansion*
Alpha 6: Let me tell ya, Mirinoi looks a lot different from the last time I saw it.
Adam: That's because this is Earth.
Alpha 6: Oh. What am I here for?
Hartford: We're sending you inside the Morphing Grid.
Alpha 6: You can do that? I thought....Ai-yi-yi.
*Alpha is zapped in*
Hartford: Finally, my ears.
*Giant Lemuria Beast appears*
Hartford: Take the Zords. I think we finally got the scent of Ronny off them.
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*Mystic Forest*
Will: I quit, man! This sword thing is too difficult!
Mack: We're not quitting! We already did that! I WILL GET IT!
Warrior Udonna: Because you have proven that you're not totally worthless, you may have Excelsior. And tell Clare that she needs to keep Rootcore looking better.
Mack: Aren't you supposed to be touring the country on a motorcycle?
Warrior Udonna: A wizard did it.
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*The Battle of Task 29*
Kira: How do you drive this thing?
Tori: It's not that tough.
Xander: I AM a Zord, what am I doing this for?
Bridge: Just like riding a bike.
Sam: Don't bring me into this!
Adam: So I'm the Sixth Ranger? Does this mean I get severely depowered soon?
Mack: ZUBANBANBANBANBAN!
Adam: No one since Tommy has been able to do that.
Kira: Mention Tommy again and I'll destroy this Zord.
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*Hartford Estate*
Mack: Here ya go. Excelsior.
*Sentinel Zuban gets a body and the ability to speak without the echo filter*
Sentinel Zuban: I am the Great Swordman, Sentinel Knight!
Rose: Your voice sounds different.
Sentinel Zuban: Only those with a beautiful heart can hear me.
Mack: That's why I can hear you, right?
Sentinel Zuban: The greatest in the world is Tendou Souji-sama!
Will: Who?
Sentinel Zuban: No, repeat after me! Tendou-sama!
Hartford: TENDOU, STOP DOING THAT!
*Tendou Hyper Clocks Up just as the vets return*
Bridge: It feels like someone's been screwing with the time barrier. Or maybe that's just me.
Alpha 6: Your powers are back!
Dax: Awesome! ...wait, we lost our powers?
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*The Street of No Return*
Thrax: He was supposed to be invincible!
McFlurry: You take after your parents too much.
Thrax: My parents are weak! Mom's the Queen of All Good Magic, and Dad's an encyclopedia salesman in Compton. I'll SHOW THEM ALL! THRAX WILL RULE THE WORLD!
Cyber Vulturos: This system has encountered an error. Abort? Retry? Ignore?
Thrax: Retry!
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*Hartford Mansion*
*The Trackers are returned*
Dax: Don't need it. *Dax tosses his Tracker into the control panel and picks up his iPhone*
Spencer: I'll go get the power back on, sir.
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*Not Another Rock Quarry*
Mack: Let's do it!
Adam: It's Morphin' Time!
*Adam gets a new sequence that equates to evoking the gods themselves*
Tori: Ninja Storm, Ranger Form! *Stock footage*
Kira: Dino Thunder, Power Up! *Stock footage*
Bridge: SPD, Emergency! *NEW SEQUENCE*
Xander: Finishio! *Xander becomes invisible* That's the spell, isn't it?
Overdrive: START...UP!
Everyone: HA! Ha! HA! HYAH! HUH? HA! WHO? HA!
Thrax: It's like they're trying to speak to me, I know it!
Thrax: But how?
Mack: Once a Ranger...
Adam: Always a Chance! ...what?
*Adam summons the Defender Vest and punches Thrax. There is an explosion*
*Bridge and Mack trade weapons and learn to fly. There is an explosion*
*Xander summons the Mystic Fighters and punches the Fearcats. There is an explosion*
*Tyzonn snaps his fingers. There is an explosion*
*Kira, Ronny, Rose and Tori fight. The fanboys explode*
Sentinel Zuban: DEUS...EX...MACHINA! It ends here, Thrax!
Thrax: Oh. Hi, Chip.
Sentinel Zuban: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
*1...2...3...ZUBAN KICK*
Cyber Vulturos: GAK!
Thrax: GAK!
Domiratrix: We're not allowed to die yet....are we?
McFlurry: I'm not going to stick around to find out.
*The villains teleport away, leaving Norg standing*
Norg: RAGH! I am your final challenge, Rangers...Rangers? Where'd everybody go? Does anyone love Norg?
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*Hartford Mansion*
Dax: Sorry guys, but this is our season. We'd love for you to stay...
Spencer: I have toast.
Bridge: Is it buttery?
Spencer: Of course, it had to be.
Tori: Give us a call anytime you want.
Hartford: Custom surfboards? I thought you were a nin...
Tori: Shush! It's a secret.
Kira: I can give you a demo of my latest CD. If it ever gets released...
Xander: 10% discount at the Rock Porium. Just as long as it's not the Bulgarian Nose Flute Orchestra.
Adam: Alpha, let's go. We have things to do.
Alpha: Whatever you say, Mr. The Stampede.
Hartford: Once more for old times' sake.
Bridge: Everybody say cheese.
Everybody: RANGERS FOR...
Memory-Eraser Thingy: ZAP!
Bridge: Who am I? Who are you? What day is this?
Spencer: I think he erased his own memory, sir.
*Bridge aimlessly wanders around and falls down the Batpole at Ludicrous Speed*