PlayingMonk
07-09-2007, 01:05 AM
I'm not sure if we're allowed to do Powerpuff Girls fanfic in here, but what the heck, I'll try to get away with it anyway. This is a story I originally wrote in 2002 for powerpuff.com. I recently found it and thought I'd share it with a new audience. Feedback both posative and negative is appreciated, but keep in mind I wrote this 5 years ago.
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To Kill A Kitty Cat, by Mojo Jojo, By Ornt
Dedicated to the hardworking kitty cats of America, whose little hearts beat over a hundred times a minute.
The City of Townsville, a peace filled town where our favorite little girls have just adopted a cat.
(The three girls are surrounding a black and white pussycat, who looks oh so cute!)
Bubbles: I love kitty cats!
Blossom: Uhh, me too bubbles, now what do you say
we name it?
Buttercup: Good idea, let's name it Fluffy.
Bubbles: FLUFFY!? are you crazy? let's name him
Unicorn.
Buttercup (annoyed): uh!
Blossom: Now, now girls I'm the leader and I say
we name him Scamper.
Bubbles & Buttercup: Scamper!?
Buttercup: Why pick the name Scamper?
Bubbles: Yeah, why not pick the names Fluffy or
Unicorn?
Blossom: Because, look at the way it's scampering
away from us down the street!
(The three girls realize the door is open and the cat runs right into the driveway and gets run over by a hit-and-run driver.)
Bubbles & Buttercup: Okay, Okay! We'll name it
Scamper!
(Blossom runs over to the street where the cat is.)
Blossom: Scamper, are you okay?
Scamper: No!
(Okay, okay so cats can't talk, but blossom WAS pretty sure she heard the cat say no.)
Blossom: *gasp!* did you just say no?
Scamper: No!
Blossom: oh, okay then.
(Bubbles and Buttercup rush over.)
Buttercup: Gee, he looks pretty hurt.
Blossom: No, he just said he's not.
Buttercup: He just 'said' he's not?
Scamper: No!
Blossom: See! He just said No!
Buttercup: Uhh... he just meowed.
Bubbles: Maybe you're just going nuts!
(Bubbles and Buttercup laugh.)
Blossom: STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!
(sudden silence...)
Buttercup: Uhh..., don't you think we should take
him to the vet now?
Blossom : Okay, Okay... how about vet Fitzpatrick? I saw her on TV so she must be good!
Buttercup: Whatever, let’s go!
(The three girls fly Scamper to the vet, where they meet Vet. Sonya Fitzpatrick.)
Sonya: What's wrong with this kitty-cat?
Blossom: You see...
Sonya: WAIT! I can talk to animals, let me ask
this poor dear kitty cat, what's wrong?
(Scamper just stares at Sonya.)
Sonja: He says you don't pet him enough.
(Scamper keeps staring at Sonya.)
Sonja: He also says he got ran over by someone the
color... green... oh, and he says he LOVES
peeing in the house, he wants to know can
he do that more?
(The powerpuff girls just stare at Sonja.)
Sonja: Okay, okay, I guess I'll tell him no.
Blossom: Well, why can't I just tell him no?
Sonja: He'll only understand if I tell him.
Blossom: Uhh... okay but... what about his health.
Sonja: What?
Blossom: You know, he got ran over, that's why we
came here.
Sonja: Oh, yes, that, well, I'll just give him
some surgery.
Bubbles: how much will that cost?
Sonja: only $5,000.00
Buttercup: What!?
Sonja: I said, only $6,000.00
Bubbles: didn't you say 5,000
Sonja: nope defiantly 6,000
Blossom: huh.
Sonja: that's the price, take it or leave it.
Blossom: what are we going to do girls? we can't
afford that.
Sonja: oh, and did I mention? if he doesn't get
the surgery, he will DIE...
PPGs: NOOOOOOO!!!
Sonja: YEEEEES!!! I’m never wrong you see.
Buttercup: That's it, I'm out of here.
(Buttercup flies out of the office smashing a hole
in the ceiling)
Sonja: That ceiling will be $250 to replace.
Blossom & Bubbles: Wait for us!
(Blossom and Bubbles follow Buttercup and eventually catch up with her, Scamper is left with the vet.)
Blossom: That was weird but at least now we know
who did it.
Bubbles: Who?
Blossom: Don't you see? Sonja read from Scamper's
mind that the person who ran him over was
the color green! Don't you see? The color
green... the person who did it must have
been...
Buttercup: What are you saying, I was with you the
whole time I COULDN'T have done it!!
(Blossom and Bubbles just stare at Buttercup)
Blossom: Uhh, no, I was ABOUT to say...
The GangGreenGang!
Bubbles: of course!
(The girls fly to the GangGreenGang's secret hideout.)
Blossom: All right gang green gang, the jig is up.
Ace: What jig? (looks at Buttercup) hi, Buttercup.
(Buttercup blushes.)
Blossom: Don't pretend like you don't know what
jig. You guys ran over my cat and now
he's going to die because of it!
Ace: no we didn't
Blossom: alright then where were you when our precious cat got
ran over at 8:56am this morning, huh!
Ace: 8:56, that's when I left the shopping market.
Blossom: alright then, we'll see
(The girls leave the GangGreenGang's secret hideout, and head towards Townsville Shopping Market.)
Blossom: Mister security guy?
MSG: The name's Rick.
Blossom: Okay, then Rick?
Rick: Yeah?
Blossom: We need to see the store's security
tape from 8:56am this morning.
Rick: Sure, just a minute.
(3 minutes later.)
Rick: Here you girl's are.
Bubbles: Thanks!
Buttercup: All right lets pop it in already!
(Blossom puts in the tape, there it is, clear as day, the GangGreenGang ARE in fact leaving the market at the same time Scamper gets hit, you can also see the amoeba boys stealing an orange.)
Blossom: Wow, I guess the GangGreenGang are
innocent after all.
Buttercup: Yeah, but remind me to bust those
Amoeba Boys later.
(The PPGs leave, they stop in mid air thinking about who could have done it, coincidentally in front of Mojo Jojo's telescope house.)
Bubbles: Who oh who could have done this?
Blossom: Let's just think, who else is green...
(As she says this Mojo Jojo opens his door.)
Mojo Jojo: How about HIM, I bet he did it!
Bubbles: No Mojo, Him is Red not green, now let's
think, who else is green?
Buttercup: THAT‘S IT!
Blossom: No Buttercup, we know it wasn't you!
Buttercup: No, no, I know who did it, just think, Mojo Jojo himself is green!
(The girls start smiling, Mojo Jojo starts sweating.)
Blossom: Now girls he IS innocent until proven
guilty, so we'll just have to search his
house until we find some proof.
(The girls bust into his house and find a book on his table labeled: "To Kill A Kitty Cat by Mojo Jojo.”)
Blossom: Hey girls, let’s look inside this book.
(The girls read the book, it says: I, Mojo Jojo, love to kill little kitty cats, like just this morning at 8:56am I, Mojo Jojo, ran over a stupid looking black and white pussycat in front of the power puff girl's house, that's right, in front of the power puff girl's house this morning at 8:56am I, Mojo Jojo ran over a cat that was in fact, run over by ME, MOJO JOJO!!!)
Blossom: That's it Jojo, your under arrest.
(The Powerpuff Girls throw Mojo in prison and sell all his possessions in his house, it equals $6,000! it looks like the PPGs will be able to pay for Scamper's surgery after all! The PPGs fly back to the vets.)
Blossom: Hey Sonya!
Sonja: WHAT! oh, you, yes?
Blossom: We have $6,000.00 now we can pay for
Scamper's surgery!
Sonja: Uhh, you know girls, I'm pretty sure I said
$7,000.00.
(The girls sigh.)
Scamper: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
(As Scamper says no the camera view spins as it gradually gets inside his mouth then it goes black then the ever-popular "kung fu fighting!!" song plays over the credits...)
FIN
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To Kill A Kitty Cat, by Mojo Jojo, By Ornt
Dedicated to the hardworking kitty cats of America, whose little hearts beat over a hundred times a minute.
The City of Townsville, a peace filled town where our favorite little girls have just adopted a cat.
(The three girls are surrounding a black and white pussycat, who looks oh so cute!)
Bubbles: I love kitty cats!
Blossom: Uhh, me too bubbles, now what do you say
we name it?
Buttercup: Good idea, let's name it Fluffy.
Bubbles: FLUFFY!? are you crazy? let's name him
Unicorn.
Buttercup (annoyed): uh!
Blossom: Now, now girls I'm the leader and I say
we name him Scamper.
Bubbles & Buttercup: Scamper!?
Buttercup: Why pick the name Scamper?
Bubbles: Yeah, why not pick the names Fluffy or
Unicorn?
Blossom: Because, look at the way it's scampering
away from us down the street!
(The three girls realize the door is open and the cat runs right into the driveway and gets run over by a hit-and-run driver.)
Bubbles & Buttercup: Okay, Okay! We'll name it
Scamper!
(Blossom runs over to the street where the cat is.)
Blossom: Scamper, are you okay?
Scamper: No!
(Okay, okay so cats can't talk, but blossom WAS pretty sure she heard the cat say no.)
Blossom: *gasp!* did you just say no?
Scamper: No!
Blossom: oh, okay then.
(Bubbles and Buttercup rush over.)
Buttercup: Gee, he looks pretty hurt.
Blossom: No, he just said he's not.
Buttercup: He just 'said' he's not?
Scamper: No!
Blossom: See! He just said No!
Buttercup: Uhh... he just meowed.
Bubbles: Maybe you're just going nuts!
(Bubbles and Buttercup laugh.)
Blossom: STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!
(sudden silence...)
Buttercup: Uhh..., don't you think we should take
him to the vet now?
Blossom : Okay, Okay... how about vet Fitzpatrick? I saw her on TV so she must be good!
Buttercup: Whatever, let’s go!
(The three girls fly Scamper to the vet, where they meet Vet. Sonya Fitzpatrick.)
Sonya: What's wrong with this kitty-cat?
Blossom: You see...
Sonya: WAIT! I can talk to animals, let me ask
this poor dear kitty cat, what's wrong?
(Scamper just stares at Sonya.)
Sonja: He says you don't pet him enough.
(Scamper keeps staring at Sonya.)
Sonja: He also says he got ran over by someone the
color... green... oh, and he says he LOVES
peeing in the house, he wants to know can
he do that more?
(The powerpuff girls just stare at Sonja.)
Sonja: Okay, okay, I guess I'll tell him no.
Blossom: Well, why can't I just tell him no?
Sonja: He'll only understand if I tell him.
Blossom: Uhh... okay but... what about his health.
Sonja: What?
Blossom: You know, he got ran over, that's why we
came here.
Sonja: Oh, yes, that, well, I'll just give him
some surgery.
Bubbles: how much will that cost?
Sonja: only $5,000.00
Buttercup: What!?
Sonja: I said, only $6,000.00
Bubbles: didn't you say 5,000
Sonja: nope defiantly 6,000
Blossom: huh.
Sonja: that's the price, take it or leave it.
Blossom: what are we going to do girls? we can't
afford that.
Sonja: oh, and did I mention? if he doesn't get
the surgery, he will DIE...
PPGs: NOOOOOOO!!!
Sonja: YEEEEES!!! I’m never wrong you see.
Buttercup: That's it, I'm out of here.
(Buttercup flies out of the office smashing a hole
in the ceiling)
Sonja: That ceiling will be $250 to replace.
Blossom & Bubbles: Wait for us!
(Blossom and Bubbles follow Buttercup and eventually catch up with her, Scamper is left with the vet.)
Blossom: That was weird but at least now we know
who did it.
Bubbles: Who?
Blossom: Don't you see? Sonja read from Scamper's
mind that the person who ran him over was
the color green! Don't you see? The color
green... the person who did it must have
been...
Buttercup: What are you saying, I was with you the
whole time I COULDN'T have done it!!
(Blossom and Bubbles just stare at Buttercup)
Blossom: Uhh, no, I was ABOUT to say...
The GangGreenGang!
Bubbles: of course!
(The girls fly to the GangGreenGang's secret hideout.)
Blossom: All right gang green gang, the jig is up.
Ace: What jig? (looks at Buttercup) hi, Buttercup.
(Buttercup blushes.)
Blossom: Don't pretend like you don't know what
jig. You guys ran over my cat and now
he's going to die because of it!
Ace: no we didn't
Blossom: alright then where were you when our precious cat got
ran over at 8:56am this morning, huh!
Ace: 8:56, that's when I left the shopping market.
Blossom: alright then, we'll see
(The girls leave the GangGreenGang's secret hideout, and head towards Townsville Shopping Market.)
Blossom: Mister security guy?
MSG: The name's Rick.
Blossom: Okay, then Rick?
Rick: Yeah?
Blossom: We need to see the store's security
tape from 8:56am this morning.
Rick: Sure, just a minute.
(3 minutes later.)
Rick: Here you girl's are.
Bubbles: Thanks!
Buttercup: All right lets pop it in already!
(Blossom puts in the tape, there it is, clear as day, the GangGreenGang ARE in fact leaving the market at the same time Scamper gets hit, you can also see the amoeba boys stealing an orange.)
Blossom: Wow, I guess the GangGreenGang are
innocent after all.
Buttercup: Yeah, but remind me to bust those
Amoeba Boys later.
(The PPGs leave, they stop in mid air thinking about who could have done it, coincidentally in front of Mojo Jojo's telescope house.)
Bubbles: Who oh who could have done this?
Blossom: Let's just think, who else is green...
(As she says this Mojo Jojo opens his door.)
Mojo Jojo: How about HIM, I bet he did it!
Bubbles: No Mojo, Him is Red not green, now let's
think, who else is green?
Buttercup: THAT‘S IT!
Blossom: No Buttercup, we know it wasn't you!
Buttercup: No, no, I know who did it, just think, Mojo Jojo himself is green!
(The girls start smiling, Mojo Jojo starts sweating.)
Blossom: Now girls he IS innocent until proven
guilty, so we'll just have to search his
house until we find some proof.
(The girls bust into his house and find a book on his table labeled: "To Kill A Kitty Cat by Mojo Jojo.”)
Blossom: Hey girls, let’s look inside this book.
(The girls read the book, it says: I, Mojo Jojo, love to kill little kitty cats, like just this morning at 8:56am I, Mojo Jojo, ran over a stupid looking black and white pussycat in front of the power puff girl's house, that's right, in front of the power puff girl's house this morning at 8:56am I, Mojo Jojo ran over a cat that was in fact, run over by ME, MOJO JOJO!!!)
Blossom: That's it Jojo, your under arrest.
(The Powerpuff Girls throw Mojo in prison and sell all his possessions in his house, it equals $6,000! it looks like the PPGs will be able to pay for Scamper's surgery after all! The PPGs fly back to the vets.)
Blossom: Hey Sonya!
Sonja: WHAT! oh, you, yes?
Blossom: We have $6,000.00 now we can pay for
Scamper's surgery!
Sonja: Uhh, you know girls, I'm pretty sure I said
$7,000.00.
(The girls sigh.)
Scamper: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
(As Scamper says no the camera view spins as it gradually gets inside his mouth then it goes black then the ever-popular "kung fu fighting!!" song plays over the credits...)
FIN