ZeoMew2Too
06-10-2007, 08:25 PM
Power Rangers Operation Overdrive
15x02 "Kick Into Overdrive, Part II" Fiver
While I Was "Passing The Lantern, " My Friends Were Passing The Bong!
Christopher "V'er_dude" Brockner
I Named An Island After This Guy He's So Freakin' Awesome!
Ryan Tober
-V- -V- -V-
Edmund: LEST TIME ONE POWOR RANGARS OVERDRYVE???
Stewie Griffin: Where's my money, man? Where is it, huh? Where's my money? * beats Brian the Dog senseless*
Brian the Dog: AGGHHH!! OW AGGGHHH!!! AGGGHH AAGGGHHH!!!
EDMUND: NOW THE CONCUBINE???
-V- -V- -V-
Citizens of San Ageles: OMFG!! Volcano!
Mack: Ah, shit, the volcano's been activated! What now?
Will: It's alright! It seems it wasn't really activated! It's just a pirated copy.
Volcano: We're sorry, but your version of "Volcano Vista" does not seem to be genuine. Please contact Microsoft so that we can track you down and kill you, you filthy pirate.
Rose: Did anyone else's timbers shiver when he said "pirate" ?
-V- -V- -V-
*Andrew Hartford's mansion is too big; I bet he keeps the bodies of people he didn't like around here somewhere -- people who he made compete for their lives (yeah, this is like "Hostel," only with mult-colored spandex)*
Mack: I was great as the Red One!
Mr. Hartford: And for referencing Shane, you give back your morpher now, okay?
Mack: Crap!
-V- -V- -V-
*upstairs, where there are corpses hanging from meathooks*
Mr. Hartford: Rub rub rub!
Corona Aurora: Hey! Stop touching me!
Moltor: Yes, stop touching the crown!
Mr. Hartford: There's just a whole bunch of different places I could go with that one. Now, what brings you here?
Moltor: We kinda figured the crown was a fake when you didn't come after it.
Mr. Hartford: Is that all?
Moltor: That, and this inscription on the inside that reads, "This crown is a fake!"
Mr. Hartford: Oh, yeah. There's that...
-V- -V- -V-
*Ronny gets wet over the Drive Max vehicles; yes, you heard me right*
-V- -V- -V-
*outside the Hartford Mansion, where orgies are held right under Mack's nose every Saturday; hey, was that Spencer in a G-string being led around on a leash by a transexual?*
Spencer: Oh, I hate the outdoors! Because there's evil in the forest!
Mack: In the trees, darkness breeds.
Spencer: Well, I'd suspected... But now that you're singing "The Wasserman Rap," I just KNOW you're miserable.
Mack: Wassup, Spencer.
Spencer: Sir, I have known your father for a very long time. He's a fearless man. There's only one thing he fears most.
Mack: Losing me like he lost mom?
Spencer: Actually, it's snakes. He FUCKING hates snakes!
-V- -V- -V-
*A BEACH -- NO ROCK QUARRY?!*
Moltor: Hello, anus-face!
Flurious: Well, hello there, penis-breath!
Mr. Hartford: Yup, this is pretty much how the whole scene goes.
-V- -V- -V-
Mack: My dad is missing! And I swear I wasn't so pissed at him that I ransacked his office and then ground him into hamburger!
...
...
Meaty chilli anyone?
Rose: It's okay! I'll use the computer to start a search of the entire West Coast for him! And because this is Power Rangers, that pretty much SoCal.
-V- -V- -V-
*soon*
Mack: I just wish he hadn't taken the Red Overdrive tracker! (I just hate getting bits of metal and plastic in my chilli.)
Spencer: Excuse me, sir, but your jest of patricidal cannabilism does not amuse us. In fact, the Red Tracker is upstairs locked in your father's safe. A safe that not even a black man could crack. Not... Even... A BLACK MAN!
Will: What the fuck is wrong with you, butl-- Oh, I see! Hehe!
-V- -V- -V-
*upstairs, where Will is introducing the Citadel 500 w/ digital signature code to every black man's greatest asset; his enormous dick*
Citadel 500: Oh, oh God, Will! Oh... OH YEAH! Oh, you may not have the key to unlock my safe, but you open me up in ways a key could neve--
Will: Yeah, it's been great babe. The tracker?
Citadel 500: Oh. Do you promise to call me?
-V- -V- -V-
Rose: I found him! He's on Tober Island in Australia. And since this is Power Rangers...
Mack: Yes! He's still righ here in SoCal!
-V- -V- -V-
*the SHARK skims the waters of SoCal; that's what SHARKs do, isn't it?*
Ronnie: Wow! This totally unnecessary jet plane is making me horny! I mean, God, Sargess never needed a jet plane!
Mack: Can this thing go any faster?
Ronnie: Nope, but I can get a lot easier. Will, come crack my safe so Tyzonne can go straight for the goods!
Will: That shouldn't be hard. I heard even Spencer's been inside her deposit box.
-V- -V- -V-
*Tober Island*
Mack: Alright, let's get to the cave!
Will: Wait. I'll check things out first.
*Will pulls down his pants*
Lava Lizards: My God! It's so big!
Will: Y'know, hearing that never gets old.
Mack: I wouldn't know, buddy. I really wouldn't know.
-V- -V- -V-
*inside a cave of lava*
Mr. Hartford: Where are you taking me?
Moltor: I'm sacrificing you to my fiancee, Maligore.
Amy Jo Johnson: Throw him into the fire!
Mr. Hartford: Well, I always kinda figured she'd be back for one of these seasons.
-V- -V- -V-
Moltor: Eat him, Maligore!
Dark Spectre: Grrr! You must have me confused with someone else!
Dax: I'll save you Mr. Hartford!
Mr. Hartford: Jeebus tripped-up Oliver! They sent DAX to save me?! God, maybe it would have been better if Mack had put me in the chilli. A lot less painful way to die.
-V- -V- -V-
*soon*
Mr. Hartford: Okay, Mack, I get it. You hate me. Just don't ever send a Lo to do a man's job again!
EDMUND: HAY?? TAHT NO FUNNY??? NOW I SUIT DOWN???
Mr. Hartford: Hey, Mack, how'd you get the Tracker back?
Mack: Will helped me by using his greatest asset! Using any man's greatest asset! His PENiS! ... (Except, y'know. His is bigger. The black thing. Yeah.)
Mr. Hartford: Mack, don't do this!
...
...
Their large penis size is why I secretly dislike black me-- I mean! Um...
Will: Yeah, don't try to hide it! I always knew all you "little" white guys were just jealous of ol' King Will here. (Sheesh! Republicans.)
-V- -V- -V-
*back at the Hartford mansion, where I'm starting to notice white knick-knacks that are almost sort of phallic in shape, and suspiciously SMALL*
Mr. Hartford: Great job, you guys!
Spencer: I was very worried about you, sir. Orgy night would never be the same without "The Tiny White Titan."
Mr. Hartford: Spencer, not now...
Spencer: Yes sir.
*Overdrive Alert!*
Mr. Hartford: Giant sea creatures are attacking Tober Island, which is DEFINITELY uninhabited!
Ronnie: Yeah, that's what they always say!
Mr. Hartford: No! I mean it! I mean, there's just a cave and some lava!
Dax: Yeah, and that orphanage. Wink. Wink.
Mr. Hartford: Guys, I'm serious!
Mack: C'mon guys! Let's get to the Drive Max zords! And, Dad, if you try to stop me, Shane will be the least of your worries.
-V- -V- -V-
*inside the secret Zord bay, that every season is required to have*
Rangers: DUMP! FORMULA! GYRO! DOZER! MARINE! GO! GO!
-V- -V- -V-
Sea Monster: Grrr!!
Mack: Q-Rex?
Drive Max Megazord: MEGAZO -- AGGGHHHH! OH SHIT!!! OH HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT HAS BANDAI OF AMERICA DONE TO ME?!
Sea Monster: OH, GOD, LOOKING IS TOO TERRIBLE! I WANT TO DIE! *impales himself on Drive Max Saber* GAK!
-V- -V- -V-
Spencer: Mack has the makings of a fine Ranger, sir! (And his dick is bigger than yours, and THAT is saying something!)
Mr. Hartford: Go polish some lemonade, Spencer.
-V- -V- -V-
Moltor: You blow 'em up, we make 'em big!
Lava Lizard: You already did that, sir.
Moltor: Well maybe I wanna do it again, dammit!
-V- -V- -V-
Sea Monster: HYPER CLOCK UP!
*the Sea Monster rewinds itself out of death*
Sea Monster: I'm still suicidal!
Dax: He's holding a THERMAL DETONATOR!
Mack: I've got it!
Drive Max Megazord: 1... 2... 3... RIIIIDDEEER KICK!
Sea Monster: GAK! *explodes a short distance away*
Dax: Oh, God, I got shrapnel in my eyes!
Will: But the rest of us are okay. And that's all that matters!
Rose: Oh, yeah, and the monster fell on top of a children's hospital in his death throes...
-V- -V- -V-
Flurious: So, you didn't get Hartford to find the jewels, eh shit-heels?
Moltor: Like you could've done any better, pin prick!
Flurious: No, you're thinking of Andrew Hartford.
Moltor: Haha! Too true.
-V- -V- -V-
*back at the Hartford Mansion, which is looking smaller all the time*
Mr. Hartford: I swear, that children's hospital was EMPTY!
Mack: Actually, Dad, we can talk about all the charred, screaming little imps we had to shoot just to humanely end their misery later. Right now, I'm here to hand in my tracker. I understand you're afraid of losing me. So if you want to shelter me so I die lonely and unfulfilled, I'll respect your decision.
Mr. Hartford: Actually, if you were listening to Spencer earlier, you'd know my only fear is snakes. Really BIG snakes.
...
...
(That are black.)
...
...
Mack, are you listening to me?
Mack: Uh, sorry, Dad, I was reading the latest issue of, "Power Rangers Ninja Storm: Is Only A Comic Book, Nothing More..."
-V- -V- -V-
*the Batcave*
Spencer: There! Your DNA resequencing is complete sir!
Mack: Huh? I don't feel any diff-- Oh, wait! *pulls down his pants* Alright!
Mr. Hartford: Oh no! NO! It's..
Will: Hey! Welcome to the club, brutha!
*Mr. Hartford screams like a woman as his son's new black member continues to grow at Ludicrous Speed*
15x02 "Kick Into Overdrive, Part II" Fiver
While I Was "Passing The Lantern, " My Friends Were Passing The Bong!
Christopher "V'er_dude" Brockner
I Named An Island After This Guy He's So Freakin' Awesome!
Ryan Tober
-V- -V- -V-
Edmund: LEST TIME ONE POWOR RANGARS OVERDRYVE???
Stewie Griffin: Where's my money, man? Where is it, huh? Where's my money? * beats Brian the Dog senseless*
Brian the Dog: AGGHHH!! OW AGGGHHH!!! AGGGHH AAGGGHHH!!!
EDMUND: NOW THE CONCUBINE???
-V- -V- -V-
Citizens of San Ageles: OMFG!! Volcano!
Mack: Ah, shit, the volcano's been activated! What now?
Will: It's alright! It seems it wasn't really activated! It's just a pirated copy.
Volcano: We're sorry, but your version of "Volcano Vista" does not seem to be genuine. Please contact Microsoft so that we can track you down and kill you, you filthy pirate.
Rose: Did anyone else's timbers shiver when he said "pirate" ?
-V- -V- -V-
*Andrew Hartford's mansion is too big; I bet he keeps the bodies of people he didn't like around here somewhere -- people who he made compete for their lives (yeah, this is like "Hostel," only with mult-colored spandex)*
Mack: I was great as the Red One!
Mr. Hartford: And for referencing Shane, you give back your morpher now, okay?
Mack: Crap!
-V- -V- -V-
*upstairs, where there are corpses hanging from meathooks*
Mr. Hartford: Rub rub rub!
Corona Aurora: Hey! Stop touching me!
Moltor: Yes, stop touching the crown!
Mr. Hartford: There's just a whole bunch of different places I could go with that one. Now, what brings you here?
Moltor: We kinda figured the crown was a fake when you didn't come after it.
Mr. Hartford: Is that all?
Moltor: That, and this inscription on the inside that reads, "This crown is a fake!"
Mr. Hartford: Oh, yeah. There's that...
-V- -V- -V-
*Ronny gets wet over the Drive Max vehicles; yes, you heard me right*
-V- -V- -V-
*outside the Hartford Mansion, where orgies are held right under Mack's nose every Saturday; hey, was that Spencer in a G-string being led around on a leash by a transexual?*
Spencer: Oh, I hate the outdoors! Because there's evil in the forest!
Mack: In the trees, darkness breeds.
Spencer: Well, I'd suspected... But now that you're singing "The Wasserman Rap," I just KNOW you're miserable.
Mack: Wassup, Spencer.
Spencer: Sir, I have known your father for a very long time. He's a fearless man. There's only one thing he fears most.
Mack: Losing me like he lost mom?
Spencer: Actually, it's snakes. He FUCKING hates snakes!
-V- -V- -V-
*A BEACH -- NO ROCK QUARRY?!*
Moltor: Hello, anus-face!
Flurious: Well, hello there, penis-breath!
Mr. Hartford: Yup, this is pretty much how the whole scene goes.
-V- -V- -V-
Mack: My dad is missing! And I swear I wasn't so pissed at him that I ransacked his office and then ground him into hamburger!
...
...
Meaty chilli anyone?
Rose: It's okay! I'll use the computer to start a search of the entire West Coast for him! And because this is Power Rangers, that pretty much SoCal.
-V- -V- -V-
*soon*
Mack: I just wish he hadn't taken the Red Overdrive tracker! (I just hate getting bits of metal and plastic in my chilli.)
Spencer: Excuse me, sir, but your jest of patricidal cannabilism does not amuse us. In fact, the Red Tracker is upstairs locked in your father's safe. A safe that not even a black man could crack. Not... Even... A BLACK MAN!
Will: What the fuck is wrong with you, butl-- Oh, I see! Hehe!
-V- -V- -V-
*upstairs, where Will is introducing the Citadel 500 w/ digital signature code to every black man's greatest asset; his enormous dick*
Citadel 500: Oh, oh God, Will! Oh... OH YEAH! Oh, you may not have the key to unlock my safe, but you open me up in ways a key could neve--
Will: Yeah, it's been great babe. The tracker?
Citadel 500: Oh. Do you promise to call me?
-V- -V- -V-
Rose: I found him! He's on Tober Island in Australia. And since this is Power Rangers...
Mack: Yes! He's still righ here in SoCal!
-V- -V- -V-
*the SHARK skims the waters of SoCal; that's what SHARKs do, isn't it?*
Ronnie: Wow! This totally unnecessary jet plane is making me horny! I mean, God, Sargess never needed a jet plane!
Mack: Can this thing go any faster?
Ronnie: Nope, but I can get a lot easier. Will, come crack my safe so Tyzonne can go straight for the goods!
Will: That shouldn't be hard. I heard even Spencer's been inside her deposit box.
-V- -V- -V-
*Tober Island*
Mack: Alright, let's get to the cave!
Will: Wait. I'll check things out first.
*Will pulls down his pants*
Lava Lizards: My God! It's so big!
Will: Y'know, hearing that never gets old.
Mack: I wouldn't know, buddy. I really wouldn't know.
-V- -V- -V-
*inside a cave of lava*
Mr. Hartford: Where are you taking me?
Moltor: I'm sacrificing you to my fiancee, Maligore.
Amy Jo Johnson: Throw him into the fire!
Mr. Hartford: Well, I always kinda figured she'd be back for one of these seasons.
-V- -V- -V-
Moltor: Eat him, Maligore!
Dark Spectre: Grrr! You must have me confused with someone else!
Dax: I'll save you Mr. Hartford!
Mr. Hartford: Jeebus tripped-up Oliver! They sent DAX to save me?! God, maybe it would have been better if Mack had put me in the chilli. A lot less painful way to die.
-V- -V- -V-
*soon*
Mr. Hartford: Okay, Mack, I get it. You hate me. Just don't ever send a Lo to do a man's job again!
EDMUND: HAY?? TAHT NO FUNNY??? NOW I SUIT DOWN???
Mr. Hartford: Hey, Mack, how'd you get the Tracker back?
Mack: Will helped me by using his greatest asset! Using any man's greatest asset! His PENiS! ... (Except, y'know. His is bigger. The black thing. Yeah.)
Mr. Hartford: Mack, don't do this!
...
...
Their large penis size is why I secretly dislike black me-- I mean! Um...
Will: Yeah, don't try to hide it! I always knew all you "little" white guys were just jealous of ol' King Will here. (Sheesh! Republicans.)
-V- -V- -V-
*back at the Hartford mansion, where I'm starting to notice white knick-knacks that are almost sort of phallic in shape, and suspiciously SMALL*
Mr. Hartford: Great job, you guys!
Spencer: I was very worried about you, sir. Orgy night would never be the same without "The Tiny White Titan."
Mr. Hartford: Spencer, not now...
Spencer: Yes sir.
*Overdrive Alert!*
Mr. Hartford: Giant sea creatures are attacking Tober Island, which is DEFINITELY uninhabited!
Ronnie: Yeah, that's what they always say!
Mr. Hartford: No! I mean it! I mean, there's just a cave and some lava!
Dax: Yeah, and that orphanage. Wink. Wink.
Mr. Hartford: Guys, I'm serious!
Mack: C'mon guys! Let's get to the Drive Max zords! And, Dad, if you try to stop me, Shane will be the least of your worries.
-V- -V- -V-
*inside the secret Zord bay, that every season is required to have*
Rangers: DUMP! FORMULA! GYRO! DOZER! MARINE! GO! GO!
-V- -V- -V-
Sea Monster: Grrr!!
Mack: Q-Rex?
Drive Max Megazord: MEGAZO -- AGGGHHHH! OH SHIT!!! OH HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT HAS BANDAI OF AMERICA DONE TO ME?!
Sea Monster: OH, GOD, LOOKING IS TOO TERRIBLE! I WANT TO DIE! *impales himself on Drive Max Saber* GAK!
-V- -V- -V-
Spencer: Mack has the makings of a fine Ranger, sir! (And his dick is bigger than yours, and THAT is saying something!)
Mr. Hartford: Go polish some lemonade, Spencer.
-V- -V- -V-
Moltor: You blow 'em up, we make 'em big!
Lava Lizard: You already did that, sir.
Moltor: Well maybe I wanna do it again, dammit!
-V- -V- -V-
Sea Monster: HYPER CLOCK UP!
*the Sea Monster rewinds itself out of death*
Sea Monster: I'm still suicidal!
Dax: He's holding a THERMAL DETONATOR!
Mack: I've got it!
Drive Max Megazord: 1... 2... 3... RIIIIDDEEER KICK!
Sea Monster: GAK! *explodes a short distance away*
Dax: Oh, God, I got shrapnel in my eyes!
Will: But the rest of us are okay. And that's all that matters!
Rose: Oh, yeah, and the monster fell on top of a children's hospital in his death throes...
-V- -V- -V-
Flurious: So, you didn't get Hartford to find the jewels, eh shit-heels?
Moltor: Like you could've done any better, pin prick!
Flurious: No, you're thinking of Andrew Hartford.
Moltor: Haha! Too true.
-V- -V- -V-
*back at the Hartford Mansion, which is looking smaller all the time*
Mr. Hartford: I swear, that children's hospital was EMPTY!
Mack: Actually, Dad, we can talk about all the charred, screaming little imps we had to shoot just to humanely end their misery later. Right now, I'm here to hand in my tracker. I understand you're afraid of losing me. So if you want to shelter me so I die lonely and unfulfilled, I'll respect your decision.
Mr. Hartford: Actually, if you were listening to Spencer earlier, you'd know my only fear is snakes. Really BIG snakes.
...
...
(That are black.)
...
...
Mack, are you listening to me?
Mack: Uh, sorry, Dad, I was reading the latest issue of, "Power Rangers Ninja Storm: Is Only A Comic Book, Nothing More..."
-V- -V- -V-
*the Batcave*
Spencer: There! Your DNA resequencing is complete sir!
Mack: Huh? I don't feel any diff-- Oh, wait! *pulls down his pants* Alright!
Mr. Hartford: Oh no! NO! It's..
Will: Hey! Welcome to the club, brutha!
*Mr. Hartford screams like a woman as his son's new black member continues to grow at Ludicrous Speed*