ZeoMew2Too
06-07-2007, 11:57 AM
Power Rangers Operation Overdrive
15x01 "Kick Into Overdrive, Part I" Fiver
For All My Homies Not Played by Kelson Henderson
Christopher "V'er_dude" Brockner
Special Thanks To
Ryan "Ninja Turtle?" Tober
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Ron Wasserman: So, I've got this theme song for "Operation Overdrive..."
*Ron plays a stellar rock opus on the level of "Hey Jude" or "Stairway to Heaven."*
Disney Exec: Well, our media research told us this sounded better.
*Operation Overdrive opens to "Tarzan Boy" by Baltimora*
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Mack: I travelled through time once with the Power Rangers! We were chasing the evil Cy-clo-bots through the time vor-tex. Note how I split key words into syllables for dramatic effect.
Baron Von Nazischtein: Hey, that vhasn't you, that vhas from a Time Force toy commerci-- *gets pushed off the plane* GAK!
Mack: That'll teach you to contradict me! We had Vector cylces and help from brave men! And possibly DenLiner!
Wes Collins: Yeah, we had a shitload of fun; but who's flying this plane?
Mack: ... ...
Contrivance?
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*Mack falls off his hammock, and we learn he was dreaming*
Mack: I can't believe it! I got pushed off a plane by Wes Collins!
Spencer: He does that often, sir. Like the time he tried pushing Princess Shayla off the Animarium because she made up some silly story about selling the Corona Aurora on eBay!
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*aboard Andrew Hartford's private jet*
Mr. Hartford: Holy crap! The Corona Aurora is up for auction! And it's going for a "Buy It Now" price of "Twice The Networth of New Mexico!" I wanna meet this "shayla_princess893" and shake her ha--
Wes Collins: ARGGGGGGHHHH!!
Mr. Hartford: GAK! ... ... (Maybe.)
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*on the ice planet Hoth*
Luke Skywalker: Oh, wow, where am I? Hey, what's that? Holy sh--
Norg: I like The Force! It everywhere! Like Kelson Henderson!
Luke: ARGGGHHHH!!!
Flurious: What were you expecting? A Wampa ice createure?
Luke: Well, yeah, that and Lothor, I guess.
Flurious: Eh, you'll find I'm close enough for government work.
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*in a hollowed-out volcano filled with liquid hot mag-ma!, where Moltor is stroking a bald pussy... ... yeah, I meant a cat*
Kat Manx: Ooooooh, Moltor, oh, I never knew it could be this way!
Moltor: And it's even better because you shave your--
Lava Lizard: Sir, the Corona Aurora has been found!
Moltor: HOLY CRAP! Don't you knock?! *kills Lava Lizard*
Lava Lizard: GAK!
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Zuban 2.0: T3h EV4L HAS AWAKENED!
Mr. Hartford: Baskins is Lemurian?!
Zuban 2.0: I'm not Baskins. I'm battlizer fodder!
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*Six Years After the Battle of Serenity Valley*
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*Hollywood; or possibly British Columbia*
Stuntman: *run run run*
Other Stuntmen: *chase chase chase*
Bruce Kalish: And... CUT! Man, I don't usually direct this stuff that I'm only paid to translate. But I've gotta say, I'm glad I got to see you in action! What's your name again?
Stuntman: MY NAME IS EDMUND KAYYUEN LO??? SOON I BE MOVY STARE???
Bruce Kalish: I think we've found our new Norg stunt double! Put him over there next to the skulking Asian kid in blue.
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*Italy*
Ronnie: They have NASCAR in Italy? FTW?!
Holo-Hartford: Didn't you know? Italians invented the wife-beater!
Ronnie: Is this show always racial stereotyping?
Holo-Hartford: The next scene tells all...
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Will: *steal steal steal*
Holo-Hartford: Congratulations Will! Had this not been a ridiculously elaborate ploy to test your skills, you would have recovered the diamonds for the museum.
Will: Diamonds? Wait, there's a mission? That's a relief. I thought they just had me stealing shit because I'm a black guy!
Holo-Hartford: ... ... Oh... No... He... Didn't.
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*SPD Headquarters, New Tech City*
Boom: Oh, Jeebus! The lay-zurs! The LAAAY-ZUUURS!!!
*Rose enters, chewing gum and dressed all in form-fitting black; she's dragging BoukenPink's desecrated corpse behind her*
Rose: Computer, initiate emergency LAAAAY-ZUUURR shutdown. Authorization Janeway pi 1-1-0.
Base Computer: LAAAAY-ZUUURR shutdown complete.
Rose: Boom, next time you want to play with my robot, at least buy me a drink first... But NOT lemonade!
Doggie Kruger: I'd make this girl SPD, but now that Bridge has been promoted to Red Ranger I don't want to risk raising our standards.
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*the soon-to-be-Rangers are all gathered inside the small village Andrew Hartford calls a "mansion"*
Mr. Hartford: To make a long story short, if you don't become Power Rangers, we'll have to call Blake Foster back. Does anyone really want to see that happen?
Rose: So, let me see if I can remember what I learned about Moltor, Flurious, and Zuban 2.0 from Tori Hanson's "A Brief History of Comic Books."
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Dax: Um, even though I'd be really excited to become a Power Ranger, it's in our contract to say "no" initially. It's pretty much that way every year.
*the not-so-Rangers start to leave*
Mr. Hartford: Spencer, stop them!
Spencer: Sir, even you cannot make people do what they do not want to.
Zuban 2.0: Yes, but I can! Just watch! ... ... More lemonade Spencer!
Spencer: Yessir, right away!
Zuban 2.0: See! Told ya so!
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*in the Batcave... yes, we get another one for this season*
Mr. Hartford: So, this genetic resequencing is going to make you stronger and smarter than you were before you came here. For some of you, that's not saying much. (Dax.)
Dax: Oh, God, something's happening to me! Argggghhhhh!!!
Mr. Hartford: Oh, God, that is THE most grotesque thing I've ever seen. And I've seen every movie Uwe Boll has ever directed! My God, he's turned into...
Justin: Guys, I'm the new blue Ranger! Isn't that cool or what?!
Mack: Oh, God, I wish I hadn't found my way down here now!
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*soon, on the surface*
Dax: Wow, that was close. I still feel all dirty!
Will: I feel telescopular.
Ronnie: I didn't think black guys had to worry about that problem.
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*there was a battle with Lava Lizards somewhere in here, but Spencer used that strip of film to try and hang himself; but to give you the gist of it*
Ronnie: I'm fast... And probably easy!
Dax: My legs are like springs! But my brain is all Chips and Bridges!
Rose: I'm invisible! Wow, now I know how Madison felt last season!
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Mack: Dad, I wanna be the Red One!
Mr. Hartford: I told you never to reference Shane in my house!
Spencer: Sir, big lizards ar--
Mr. Hartford: Then for the sake of Jeebus Oliver, get them some damned lemonade!
Spencer: Right away, sir.
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*we now join everyone running like bitches*
Mr. Hartford: Who knew lemonade made them agressive?
Spencer: Perhaps it would go over better with the Chillers, sir.
Mr. Hartford: Wha-- Oh! Hehe!
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Mr. Hartford: Alright, team, take your Overdrive trackers and -- um, henshin! (Let's see Kalish use that one!)
Everyone Who Isn't Mack: RANGER U-- er, Boukenger, start up!
Mack: Dad, look, Lava Lizards!
Mr. Hartford: What?! *drops his tracker*
Mack: Sucker! *grabs tracker*
*Mr. Hartford is grabbed by Lava Lizards*
Mr. Hartford: GAK! (Maybe.)
Mack: That was unexpected..
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*there's more throw-downage*
Mr. Hartford: All this throw-downage is leaving the crown vulnerable to a surprise snatching.
Spencer: Don't worry, sir, I'm guarding the crown.
Moltor: Don't you have some lemonade to be serving, butler?
Spencer: Oh, yes, that... Hey, you tricked me!
*Moltor runs with the crown at Ludicrous Speed; but he isn't paying attention to where he's going and smacks face-first into a dormant volcano, turning it active*
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I will say nothing, but instead will let you marinate in Ph33R unti the next one...
15x01 "Kick Into Overdrive, Part I" Fiver
For All My Homies Not Played by Kelson Henderson
Christopher "V'er_dude" Brockner
Special Thanks To
Ryan "Ninja Turtle?" Tober
-V- -V- -V-
Ron Wasserman: So, I've got this theme song for "Operation Overdrive..."
*Ron plays a stellar rock opus on the level of "Hey Jude" or "Stairway to Heaven."*
Disney Exec: Well, our media research told us this sounded better.
*Operation Overdrive opens to "Tarzan Boy" by Baltimora*
-V- -V- -V-
Mack: I travelled through time once with the Power Rangers! We were chasing the evil Cy-clo-bots through the time vor-tex. Note how I split key words into syllables for dramatic effect.
Baron Von Nazischtein: Hey, that vhasn't you, that vhas from a Time Force toy commerci-- *gets pushed off the plane* GAK!
Mack: That'll teach you to contradict me! We had Vector cylces and help from brave men! And possibly DenLiner!
Wes Collins: Yeah, we had a shitload of fun; but who's flying this plane?
Mack: ... ...
Contrivance?
-V- -V- -V-
*Mack falls off his hammock, and we learn he was dreaming*
Mack: I can't believe it! I got pushed off a plane by Wes Collins!
Spencer: He does that often, sir. Like the time he tried pushing Princess Shayla off the Animarium because she made up some silly story about selling the Corona Aurora on eBay!
-V- -V- -V-
*aboard Andrew Hartford's private jet*
Mr. Hartford: Holy crap! The Corona Aurora is up for auction! And it's going for a "Buy It Now" price of "Twice The Networth of New Mexico!" I wanna meet this "shayla_princess893" and shake her ha--
Wes Collins: ARGGGGGGHHHH!!
Mr. Hartford: GAK! ... ... (Maybe.)
-V- -V- -V-
*on the ice planet Hoth*
Luke Skywalker: Oh, wow, where am I? Hey, what's that? Holy sh--
Norg: I like The Force! It everywhere! Like Kelson Henderson!
Luke: ARGGGHHHH!!!
Flurious: What were you expecting? A Wampa ice createure?
Luke: Well, yeah, that and Lothor, I guess.
Flurious: Eh, you'll find I'm close enough for government work.
-V- -V- -V-
*in a hollowed-out volcano filled with liquid hot mag-ma!, where Moltor is stroking a bald pussy... ... yeah, I meant a cat*
Kat Manx: Ooooooh, Moltor, oh, I never knew it could be this way!
Moltor: And it's even better because you shave your--
Lava Lizard: Sir, the Corona Aurora has been found!
Moltor: HOLY CRAP! Don't you knock?! *kills Lava Lizard*
Lava Lizard: GAK!
-V- -V- -V-
Zuban 2.0: T3h EV4L HAS AWAKENED!
Mr. Hartford: Baskins is Lemurian?!
Zuban 2.0: I'm not Baskins. I'm battlizer fodder!
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*Six Years After the Battle of Serenity Valley*
-V- -V- -V-
*Hollywood; or possibly British Columbia*
Stuntman: *run run run*
Other Stuntmen: *chase chase chase*
Bruce Kalish: And... CUT! Man, I don't usually direct this stuff that I'm only paid to translate. But I've gotta say, I'm glad I got to see you in action! What's your name again?
Stuntman: MY NAME IS EDMUND KAYYUEN LO??? SOON I BE MOVY STARE???
Bruce Kalish: I think we've found our new Norg stunt double! Put him over there next to the skulking Asian kid in blue.
-V- -V- -V-
*Italy*
Ronnie: They have NASCAR in Italy? FTW?!
Holo-Hartford: Didn't you know? Italians invented the wife-beater!
Ronnie: Is this show always racial stereotyping?
Holo-Hartford: The next scene tells all...
-V- -V- -V-
Will: *steal steal steal*
Holo-Hartford: Congratulations Will! Had this not been a ridiculously elaborate ploy to test your skills, you would have recovered the diamonds for the museum.
Will: Diamonds? Wait, there's a mission? That's a relief. I thought they just had me stealing shit because I'm a black guy!
Holo-Hartford: ... ... Oh... No... He... Didn't.
-V- -V- -V-
*SPD Headquarters, New Tech City*
Boom: Oh, Jeebus! The lay-zurs! The LAAAY-ZUUURS!!!
*Rose enters, chewing gum and dressed all in form-fitting black; she's dragging BoukenPink's desecrated corpse behind her*
Rose: Computer, initiate emergency LAAAAY-ZUUURR shutdown. Authorization Janeway pi 1-1-0.
Base Computer: LAAAAY-ZUUURR shutdown complete.
Rose: Boom, next time you want to play with my robot, at least buy me a drink first... But NOT lemonade!
Doggie Kruger: I'd make this girl SPD, but now that Bridge has been promoted to Red Ranger I don't want to risk raising our standards.
-V- -V- -V-
*the soon-to-be-Rangers are all gathered inside the small village Andrew Hartford calls a "mansion"*
Mr. Hartford: To make a long story short, if you don't become Power Rangers, we'll have to call Blake Foster back. Does anyone really want to see that happen?
Rose: So, let me see if I can remember what I learned about Moltor, Flurious, and Zuban 2.0 from Tori Hanson's "A Brief History of Comic Books."
-V- -V- -V-
Dax: Um, even though I'd be really excited to become a Power Ranger, it's in our contract to say "no" initially. It's pretty much that way every year.
*the not-so-Rangers start to leave*
Mr. Hartford: Spencer, stop them!
Spencer: Sir, even you cannot make people do what they do not want to.
Zuban 2.0: Yes, but I can! Just watch! ... ... More lemonade Spencer!
Spencer: Yessir, right away!
Zuban 2.0: See! Told ya so!
-V- -V- -V-
*in the Batcave... yes, we get another one for this season*
Mr. Hartford: So, this genetic resequencing is going to make you stronger and smarter than you were before you came here. For some of you, that's not saying much. (Dax.)
Dax: Oh, God, something's happening to me! Argggghhhhh!!!
Mr. Hartford: Oh, God, that is THE most grotesque thing I've ever seen. And I've seen every movie Uwe Boll has ever directed! My God, he's turned into...
Justin: Guys, I'm the new blue Ranger! Isn't that cool or what?!
Mack: Oh, God, I wish I hadn't found my way down here now!
-V- -V- -V-
*soon, on the surface*
Dax: Wow, that was close. I still feel all dirty!
Will: I feel telescopular.
Ronnie: I didn't think black guys had to worry about that problem.
-V- -V- -V-
*there was a battle with Lava Lizards somewhere in here, but Spencer used that strip of film to try and hang himself; but to give you the gist of it*
Ronnie: I'm fast... And probably easy!
Dax: My legs are like springs! But my brain is all Chips and Bridges!
Rose: I'm invisible! Wow, now I know how Madison felt last season!
-V- -V- -V-
Mack: Dad, I wanna be the Red One!
Mr. Hartford: I told you never to reference Shane in my house!
Spencer: Sir, big lizards ar--
Mr. Hartford: Then for the sake of Jeebus Oliver, get them some damned lemonade!
Spencer: Right away, sir.
-V- -V- -V-
*we now join everyone running like bitches*
Mr. Hartford: Who knew lemonade made them agressive?
Spencer: Perhaps it would go over better with the Chillers, sir.
Mr. Hartford: Wha-- Oh! Hehe!
-V- -V- -V-
Mr. Hartford: Alright, team, take your Overdrive trackers and -- um, henshin! (Let's see Kalish use that one!)
Everyone Who Isn't Mack: RANGER U-- er, Boukenger, start up!
Mack: Dad, look, Lava Lizards!
Mr. Hartford: What?! *drops his tracker*
Mack: Sucker! *grabs tracker*
*Mr. Hartford is grabbed by Lava Lizards*
Mr. Hartford: GAK! (Maybe.)
Mack: That was unexpected..
-V- -V- -V-
*there's more throw-downage*
Mr. Hartford: All this throw-downage is leaving the crown vulnerable to a surprise snatching.
Spencer: Don't worry, sir, I'm guarding the crown.
Moltor: Don't you have some lemonade to be serving, butler?
Spencer: Oh, yes, that... Hey, you tricked me!
*Moltor runs with the crown at Ludicrous Speed; but he isn't paying attention to where he's going and smacks face-first into a dormant volcano, turning it active*
-V- -V- -V-
I will say nothing, but instead will let you marinate in Ph33R unti the next one...